Zach Galifianakis: Live at the Purple Onion (2/4) "Fffattt" (2007) HD

[@askholia]

Probably my favorite stand up special of all time.

[@14AspenDrive]

I find it strange how everyone says this isn't funny. Zach is one of the few comedians that make me laugh

[@JaguarKing1]

Well.. Fuck you then

[@ihatehers]

I usually like his humor but I don't find this particularly funny.

[@Nell-r0se]

i think of it as him being intentionally unfunny and awkward to the point of making it funny

[@imyouyoureme1533]

the "whats up with stuff?" moment was so funny to me. and a smart joke.

[@imyouyoureme1533]

@@user-sl4ul4nc3t you sound stupid - dont allow your brain to trick you into thinking your opinion on something is law. Or do you actually think your subjective opinion on comedy is a truth for everyone?

[@ryanbecker3757]

"Do you have anything to highlight my alcoholism?" Genius

[@TheDrCN]

That guy worked on the #1 best selling PC game of all time. Above the original Sims, above Minecraft, above WoW. Back when EA could actually say the phrase "Electronic Arts" with a straight face. That man was part of history.

[@bubz4196]

That's what I was thinking. Zach should have shown this man some fucking respect.

[@kirbyscuff5172]

Comedy is good to

[@TheDrCN]

Flip/Side Somebody flagged your comment as spam. Apparently I'm allowed to restore it because I'm the person you were replying to. So I did, because your comment was not, by any definition, spam. The spam button is not a "dislike" button. But I can't help but think that if Google would add a fucking dislike button, people might stop using the spam button as one.

[@hesone]

Because that was part of his bit. The plan was to make fun of whatever someone's occupation was. He wasn't expecting him to say he worked on the Sims. Then he had to go with it. He shoulda asked someone else instead.

[@Baltimore1894]

Yeah my sister played Sims all the time.

[@majorleaguinfidel]

This will forever be my favorite comedy special and Zach Galifianakis is hands down the funniest man alive 😂😂😂😂

[@katiee2682]

To this very day my brothers and I (who are now in our late 20s/early 30s, at any random time, blurt out “I DON’T WIKE HAVING A BEAWD!! IT HUWTS! MY BEAWD HUWTS!!!!”

[@majorleaguinfidel]

@@katiee2682 I blurt out quotes from that special too 🤣 people look at me like I'm crazy 🤣

[@Ray1969.]

This special is criminally underrated! Zach absolutely cracks me up

[@richardharrow1946]

he broke seths law, murphys law, law and order

[@volume2517]

Haaaaaaa!!!!😂😂😂 That kills me!!!

[@Aaronjbrowne]

just laughed for like 5min straight after he said that but it felt like eternity

[@luisdavila5721]

"Ecstasy makes me a better dancer" 🤣😂🤣

[@juliepeterson6639]

Always way ahead of us, I love this Man.

[@BeActiveBros]

Damn, never knew zach had a full standup special you could get. you have my purchase sir.

[@Deadman1000]

"I NEED DINOSAURS, THUNDER!" is still a classic 😂

[@avidlyapathetic]

"I need dinosaurs, thunder..race wars, something!"

[@chasereeves]

This.

[@bifftetherton7495]

"Is this a chemistry set er sumpthin?" is seared into the fat of my brain for all time.

[@nathanmoore5435]

He is so effortlessly hilarious. This is definitely one of my favorite stand up specials ever. We need another one!

[@LacedBacon]

THis is on netflix, i probably watch it every day loll

[@zergatroyd]

I ALWAYS think of Zach dropping to the ground and snoring when someone is telling me some boring story.

[@henryc9160]

💯

[@ratatoeskr-melodicdarkambi7741]

This is perfect. Outstanding.

[@mtgAzim]

"whats the scumbag lawyer doing here?" -Frank Reyndolds

[@eliharman]

Zach was like a decade and a half ahead of the tide pods trend.

[@ZeranZeran]

rave life

[@goranhrastovik5364]

love that character he later used in the movie The Campaign with Will Ferrell

[@AndreasDevig]

"Marcus".. That's hilarious. I remember the Stella Shorts would also use the name Marcus a lot. "Call Marcus." - "Who's Marcus?"

[@emeraldgreenman]

He is great. He needs to tour

[@reinva1686]

it's either a robot or a monster

[@mateolitc8898]

Ugh I love Seth!

[@gwakon]

RIFFIN' ...This is what makes zach great as a stand up. DINOSAURS! RACE WARS!

[@ZeranZeran]

"Well, I'm goin to a rave. Makin Ecstasy outta clorox. It makes me a better dancer." "He broke more than man's law.. god's law.. murphy's law, Law and Order.

[@tkcaapi2876]

Ecstasy makes me a better dancer! 😀😂😂😂😂😅

[@Optimystik]

Me but with alcohol 🤣

[@EveBarrettDrew]

I love the jar of mayo on the kitchen counter at 3:38

[@ItsRoronoaZoro]

Eve Barrett-Drew that was the first thing i saw i was like wow that is so random

[@jekblom123]

is that sarcasm or are you serious?

[@ZorroVenonoso]

His standup was epic. Much better than his movies, altho they're not bad.

[@Lateralus03]

I DON'T WIKE HAVING A BEAWD IT HUWTS. MY BEAWD HUWTS.

[@ktnarnia]

What's the time stamp of that joke? I've watched this video 3 times and it's like it disappeared??

[@paxorama]

@@ktnarnia same

[@jctai100]

"He broke more than man's law..."

[@burkeepixis1583]

I LOVE THIS DAMN SKIT

[@ktnarnia]

I've watched this video 3 times and - even though people in the comments are talking about the "I don't like having a beard" bit - I can't find it. I've watched all 4 videos. Which video is it in & what's the time stamp?

[@tonysuda9066]

It should be @6:51 and he does forgetful vegan thats preety good If its not there try netflix

[@johnmaly3787]

I don’t like having a beard, it’s weeeiddd”

[@heroclix0rz]

"Can you guys kill the audience" is gold 😂

[@meowpacino21692]

His twin reminds me of Isaac Brock from Modest Mouse

[@rohitdongare7873]

Omg that voice 😂

[@kristenbartolomei7428]

love him in baskets.

[@elfchant9997]

thank you danny for bringing me here v_v

[@dennisc3050]

Zack is the man, VOTE at the midterms ya bums!!

[@Burgmannn]

Wow, Marcus has a lot of inside information, I'd love to hear more from him.

[@user-qb3jg8ep9t]

NOAM CHOMSKY! GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY

[@heatherjnel9944]

That stand up was fucking hilarious.

[@anywallsocket]

As someone who also works with simulations, I get laid by not telling people about it 🤭

[@aarongonzales187]

" Marcus"😂😂😂😂😂

[@ttanizawa901]

"Homemade ecstacy"

[@KJ-rb7kn]

“William Billy!”😆

[@TheProtoflex]

so funny it's almost uncanny

[@mrnewzmrnewz2057]

Can't wait till Zach comes out with the New ColdPlay album.

[@acdexter3219]

He sounds like Fucking arin from game grumps when he shouts.

[@wallywest2038]

lol scary monster voice

[@michselholiday9046]

Watching The Hangover had to see some stand-up from Zack. Wow this is exactly the same thing just happened last time I watch The Hangover.

[@bensonbrett30]

This is genius.

[@AJ_Nicholas]

Fat Jesus brought me here. Praise him...

[@zachofall]

Zach is so goddamn funny

[@dandy_griffith]

“…and then you make their voice like a monster voice to disguise what, who they is?”

[@JamesBeam420]

Hi I;m Jack Kelly , I'm a lawyer. Pleasure to meet you...

[@joeb2487]

Hi Jack Kelly. The pleasure is all mine.

[@chadjohnson6724]

@@joeb2487 As far as belongings I'm seeing a series of pony drawings, do you want to keep them...

[@joeb2487]

@@chadjohnson6724 I drew those for you...

[@SM-ok3sz]

I just noticed the captions are written in Seth’s accent

[@squeeps8900]

Just realized the jar of mayo in the backroom of Seth's house

[@ilanzosainto4584]

I would probably need medical attention this guy would have me on prat falling!

[@jesusthemillionaire]

dale baeskets

[@christiangranum7387]

Yep, funny enough to poop myself and not being embarrassed.

[@Widowstings]

" M A R C U S " - - ..................

[@thefeelcompany]

Zach is dry as fuck. Hilarious.

[@zaam2435]

Murphey's law lmao..

[@TKGIOIA]

Zach K. Galifianakis, Greek-American comedy actor known for being Humpty Dumpty in Dreamworks' "Puss in Boots" is known for his sarcasm and piano as well as his vulgar vocab (damn, shit, fucking, etc.) I prefer his piano solos with NO TALKING, just pretty piano music!

[@littleblueclovers]

Great crowd. They laugh at every little thing he says. It's funny but it just seems like he spent the first few minutes just insulting one of the guys in the audience.

[@christianh764]

+Jym Lagey good to know, it doesn't make him look better though

[@mattc963]

its called roasting. hes making fun of himself mostly hes doing a character thats like a asshole that is kinda dumb

[@landryprichard6778]

Holy shit. Is everyone a fundamentalist social justice warrior? Does everyone not understand humor?

[@yorgiramos]

his look like rayan dunn here

[@saintpizza4224]

"Marcus"

[@Joetheshow445]

Damn he’s so mean in this one hahaha

[@alexroman8576]

The lawyer!

[@Etop05]

”What’s a rave!?”

[@KDF54321]

I STILL play The Sims 2

[@thevanpeltscream5167]

. . . Law&Order . . . ColesLaw . . .

[@thor11222]

zach broke every law

[@Crabicus]

***** every law?

[@shawninukshuk2385]

Bacon Man 'Murphey's'

[@JenOcide]

Says my tobacco worm (now deceased)

[@caivsivlivs]

is this the special or like behind the scenes?

[@OBM21]

"Murphy's law"

[@mtsachs]

oh shit it's The Lawyer.

[@cryfargamingnanan4772]

working on sims 2 man,,,

[@YouthEnergy]

Is this video pager friendly?

[@Nell-r0se]

can i get a age range around here. how old are you and did you like this?

[@everyvillainislemons7583]

Phobos Maelstrom I’m fifteen, and I love this. But I do have a pretty dry sense of humor. So, I understand if someone wouldn’t like this.

[@dualoutput]

30 and I find hilarious

[@t839]

26, yes

[@Optimystik]

My favorite part is the Seth bit when he rats his bro out. I first saw it and loved it when I was around 25..I'm 31 now and still love it.

[@tonysuda9066]

Seth is actually Zach right. thats what makes those scenes funny The fugees CD 🤣👌

[@imyouyoureme1533]

7:30 looks sooo sinister hahahaha . I love it. eyes lurking behind a shadow.

[@heatherjnel9944]

ZG is funny everyitime.., especially shitty movie interviews.

[@Quarles93]

Is that lawyer an expert in bird law?

[@kdiamond]

2:42

[@allmightyandrew6112]

MAACP

[@djnodj]

02:37. whats up with stuff?

[@DanG626]

Seth parts 2:41

[@Vicarious_me87]

Sims 2 lol

[@thisisntahandle]

🤖 or 👹 voice lmao

[@melissaivy5309]

@6:08

[@claudiusroyaleofficial]

Tbh? William kinda cute tho.

[@nerdhound5891]

Awesome actor. Terrible stand up. I love him

[@Grit489]

Geez what a schumck

[@Calilou52]

its called an act m8

[@thor11222]

marcus not a real name hahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaahaha..monster voice...dark seal face hahahahhahah

[@gordonm7038]

He doesn't try.

[@cvalkmal1]

Seth probably voted for Trump

[@timbim5505]

Sims two sucks

[@pkj77]

okay i came here for the my beard hurts...a KZbinr spoke about it...man this sucks

[@ndowroccus4168]

Old??? What??? Old? 2007? You guys got your titles and dates messed up. Old stand up? Jesus, talk about your failures to title correctly.