I love how Vader tells his entire backstory to this random officer who just wanted new orders.
@thomassmart408810 ай бұрын
tmi vader ... tmi
@VicAtNyte10 ай бұрын
I was waiting for him to say something after that 😆 like "uh okay that was alot of info i didn't need" 😂😂
@Razumen10 ай бұрын
And then he just leaves, without giving any orders at all. 😅
@Opforvideo210 ай бұрын
At least Vader didn't mention grain.
@kamillavalter10 ай бұрын
@@Opforvideo2 because grain is coarse, rough and irritating and it gets everywhere
@Crossbones673210 ай бұрын
Zach Snyder having characters give their whole back story unprompted really transports me back to Airplane.
@DesertBro10 ай бұрын
Do you still have a drinking problem like all the other survivors from that attack over Macho Grande where your entire squadron was wiped out?
@mikekolokowsky10 ай бұрын
Darth Flashbacker and C-3PExposition. But I was hoping to hear from Obi Wan Ken-tell-a-backstory.
@drwheel10 ай бұрын
What a pisser!
@donaldfofelugyelo555510 ай бұрын
@@DesertBroi can't tell you that. It's classified.
@RetroFett10 ай бұрын
Surely, Zach Snyder can't be serious?! Well, he is serious. And don't call him Shirley.
@slayr39910 ай бұрын
Absolutely dying at Vader not only exposition dumping like mad but immediately marching off after he's finished.
@ShadowSonic210 ай бұрын
He didn't even give the guy the orders he asked for
@Mechpilot079010 ай бұрын
Walks in Exposition dumps Refuses to elaborate Leaves
@robinp.136210 ай бұрын
The poor officer had to listen to all that
@EmlynBoyle10 ай бұрын
Right? I was LOL.
@jeffmoeller452210 ай бұрын
To be fair, even if Vader wasn't known for choking out officers on the slightest whim, my ass would be pinned to the spot, enraptured, listening to him wax on. Like I'd need a cigarette afterwards to help process the moment.
@coyoteone619710 ай бұрын
You guys laugh, but you need to wait until Auralnauts release the full 43-minute R-rated cut of this video. Only then can you truly appreciate the cinematic brilliance of it.
@MagickGOATee10 ай бұрын
Release the Auralnauts cut!
@TheKiltedYaksman110 ай бұрын
Sooooo many Leia upskirt camera shots...
@michaelpruitt866610 ай бұрын
It's a completely different movie.
@jeffhickerson645010 ай бұрын
He should have put a chick in it and made her gay.
@Playhouse7610 ай бұрын
It's Aural-rated.
@brentchesson217910 ай бұрын
The 3PO and Vader exposition dumps were gold and that engine lense flare was killing me. 😂
@JD-mz1rl10 ай бұрын
Were those AI voices? If so.... Pretty good
@thomasneal929110 ай бұрын
@@JD-mz1rl they were.
@TechnoMinarchist10 ай бұрын
@@JD-mz1rlyes
@daveblackman81610 ай бұрын
@@JD-mz1rlyeah I think it’s the same one from The Disney Kenobi. I can tell by the way Vader says “I” and “obi-wan”.
@TokyoXtreme10 ай бұрын
The singular form of "lenses" is "lens".
@david752210 ай бұрын
I kind of love the idea of chatty exposition dump Vader. "... And that was how i won the podrace securing my freedom from slavery and winning ship parts for my future wife." "... Thats... Um.... Thats great sir. Anyway the rebel shields will be down in moments. You can start your landing." "Ah right. Knew there was a reason i called."
@LaurenceReeves6 ай бұрын
chatty exposition dump Vader reminds me of Space Balls hahahahahaha
@JustPippaNY5 ай бұрын
"...then my mother died in my arms, and I was so mad I killed the entire village of Sand People. Not just the men, but the women, and the children too. They were animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I hate them. Now, what did you want, Admiral Piett?" "My Lord, the Emperor commands you make contact with them."
@donovanwaggoner67904 ай бұрын
If Vader was closer to 65 and drunk all the time, that's exactly what he'd be
@chadking3753 ай бұрын
“I think of killing myself quite often you see, I was horrifically burned after an hour-long duel where I faced my former Jedi master in the heart of Mustafar, it was a volcanic planet, I thought I would be safe there.”
@peterclarke72403 ай бұрын
"that's nice, sir, but this is a Space Wendy's."
@elijahnelsonchandler10 ай бұрын
“ …it happened again on another planet years later…” Died at this line 😂😂😂
@av_oid10 ай бұрын
No, no it didn’t! The Kenobi series is not in my head canon.
@jcmw10 ай бұрын
@@av_oid Jedi Party is in my headcanon
@ph4se210 ай бұрын
@@jcmw Yep at this point the Auralnauts version is cannon, everything else is cheap fan fiction.
@Imperials3nate10 ай бұрын
@@av_oid Not relevant rn. Also, Kenobi sucked, but that fight was amazing.
@TheArtofWalls10 ай бұрын
@@av_oidbut it is in Snyder's canon! 🤣🤣
@ZengerFake10 ай бұрын
"There was a great war among the stars... in time, it became known as... the Star Wars." I already have tears in my eyes lmao
@isodoublet10 ай бұрын
I always maintained that Yoda should've said at the end of Ep 2, "Begun the star wars has."
@rcschmidt66810 ай бұрын
The voice intro is a throwback to the opening of the original Battlestar Galactica
@AmandaFessler10 ай бұрын
@@rcschmidt668 It's probably more like, as with the rest of the movie, just doing the Anthony Hopkins voiceover at the start of Rebel Moon. Snyder may or may not have gotten that from the glorious narrative of a battle going on... somewhere beyond the heavens.
@rcschmidt66810 ай бұрын
@@AmandaFessler Well, it is what it reminded me of.
@royjones783110 ай бұрын
This video nearly murdered me!
@thex-philethackery43305 ай бұрын
George Lucas, "Faster, more intense." Zack Snyder, "Let's make it slow-mo, make everyone really savor the moment."
@mopanda812 ай бұрын
Really savor the moment AFTER a giant exposition dump where the character is just kinda standing still and nothing's happening.
@onesecondguy837210 ай бұрын
It is only now, because of Zack Snyder, that I can truly appreciate the Admiral Motti actor's ability to fake being choked. Truly underrated.
@procinctu110 ай бұрын
But, was he?…
@travisvwright10 ай бұрын
I thought the same thing. Supporting Actor Oscar goes to....? You know...the guy.
@thomasjoyce791010 ай бұрын
I only just notice that Vader needed to move closer to him first. In the next film Vader successfully chokes a man located on a seperate Star Destroyer. A meditation habit works wonders...
@julilla110 ай бұрын
Not only that, but Tarkin looking at Vader with disgust is *chef's kiss*
@adamthorntonillustration928110 ай бұрын
I never realised that character had a name!
@perfect112customs10 ай бұрын
The slo mo really made this feel like a 2 hour movie
@jammin257510 ай бұрын
Only 2? 😅
@johnweems458610 ай бұрын
The slow mo Vader intro was pretty cool though.
@4saken40410 ай бұрын
It was silly in some parts but, I ain't gonna lie, they actually did a pretty decent job in the classic Obi Wan and Vader confrontation. That's arguably a legit improvement!
@carloszarzoso172410 ай бұрын
Vader in the start was kinda cool then it just got stupid. Just wondering did Ben kill lukes family.
@k3digichaos10 ай бұрын
I loved this I had a chance to look around.kinds like being in the passenger seat
@Bukothepug10 ай бұрын
When the movie has to be 2 hours long but you only have 20 minutes of usable footage
@mopanda812 ай бұрын
Or: how to make the most expensive still photography punctuated by explainer tik tok videos imagineable.
@mememachine-38610 ай бұрын
This was insufferable, well done!
@mindbomb934110 ай бұрын
hahahahahaha
@mummyjohn10 ай бұрын
yeah I told myself I was going to watch the whole thing, and I did, but I genuinely wanted to get up and vacuum or sort my laundry during
@sexobscura10 ай бұрын
Just like what Lucas did after the original trilogy
@irondragon34304 ай бұрын
As someone who hates slow motion shots more than anything else in a movie this was agonizing
@Benjiesbeenbetter.4 ай бұрын
If modern movies didn't have so much slow motion in them, it'd be a lot easier to carch the last bus home.
@thepaladin149210 ай бұрын
The music drop after Obi-Wan disarms the dude in the cantina was incredible.
@MattPeterss10 ай бұрын
How do we get the full song?? ?
@safehousehorror12110 ай бұрын
OMG I was laughing so hard….
@icarusgaming626910 ай бұрын
He actually do be a straight g tho
@TheVic18t10 ай бұрын
O.G. 1Kenobi
@thedad165210 ай бұрын
Epic lol
@Jerimiah1010 ай бұрын
Obis hip hop muggin was so classy and well done. Really dignifies the character in a way that Alec G would have wanted. I'm surprised to see so many embracing the ancient art of the strut however. Just goes to show no trends ever really die.
@M0butu3 ай бұрын
From now on I will call him Alec G, the OGedi.
@Elvisbackpack10 ай бұрын
I love how Han and Obi-Wan are never introduced, they're just there. And like everyone else, Vader's exposition dump is the best part.
@JohnnyBargeldBoom10 ай бұрын
I lost it when Vader told his entire backstory to that poor officer in an epic way nobody would talk 😂
@KennToomey10 ай бұрын
Right? And the guy was like, "Okay, terrific!" 😀
@Rom2814SK10 ай бұрын
Pretty much nailed Rebel Moon there, best part of the video.
@nbarbettini10 ай бұрын
I love that the very next line is "I wasn't notified... I'll have to clear it."
@elgusaniiiodeljuego682310 ай бұрын
"Just force choke me already"
@JohnnyBargeldBoom10 ай бұрын
@@elgusaniiiodeljuego6823 haha
@maxo.992810 ай бұрын
This should have been 5 minutes of my life, but Zack's brilliance made it almost 12.
@rowlandjamescox6 ай бұрын
Underrated reply.
@elgusaniiiodeljuego68235 ай бұрын
And it felt like 40
@JerichosFishStand10 ай бұрын
You could really see Snyder stretching creatively and trying new things with this one. For example, sometimes things beyond the middle of the frame were still in focus, and you could sometimes see colors other than brown.
@InexplicableInside10 ай бұрын
And there haven't been any scantily-clad women yet!
@DoveAlexa10 ай бұрын
Not a SINGLE upskirt shot? 😱@@InexplicableInside
@AmyNumberSeven10 ай бұрын
Snyder's gone woke!@@DoveAlexa
@littledogie839010 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@racializedkanadian10 ай бұрын
LOL
@mendellee10 ай бұрын
for someone who hasn’t seen rebel moon, i now think i’ve seen enough of rebel moon
@mendellee10 ай бұрын
(shout out to those exposition scenes, they’re perfect)
@sheevone435910 ай бұрын
It's basically that indeed
@Bushprowler10 ай бұрын
It's actually more enjoyable than Rebel Moon could ever be.
@JonathanWinegar10 ай бұрын
I bet you say the same about gay sex.
@kittycats282710 ай бұрын
Same. This was genius, rebel Moon I can tell sucks
@michaellee73087 ай бұрын
“And something tells me it may happen again. Today.” *promptly walks off*
@emcrack710 ай бұрын
The slow motion of the storm trooper failing to clear the door is a crowning achievement.
@nobnesbit10 ай бұрын
"Crowning"
@nfrl-hs2ly10 ай бұрын
Do you mind giving me a timestamp? I've watched this four times looking for it and I don't see it
@tomasburian655010 ай бұрын
@@nfrl-hs2ly 8:46
@DestroyYouAlot10 ай бұрын
"Get it together, Mike!"
@MrMagnaniman9 ай бұрын
I like how it's slo-mo, but then goes SUPER slo-mo for the head bump.
@earlleonard10 ай бұрын
Man, if only the endless exposition in Rebel Moon was this subtle. That movie felt like watching people describe a bunch of other, better movies
@merikariu10 ай бұрын
Savage! 😂
@TupocalypseShakur10 ай бұрын
The protagonists even says "The only reason I'm telling you this is so that you know who I am."
@murphy780110 ай бұрын
I mean also visual styles I could see the seams of where stitched together 7 samurai, star wars and bit 40k
@pzaikis10 ай бұрын
Exposition that wouldn't be required if it were a Star Wars film
@luisvazquez504110 ай бұрын
@@pzaikisthing is, Snyder don't care if it's needed, He'd just do it to extend the run time, because he thinks longer equals better in movies and also because he thinks it is somehow cool😂😂😂
@biltrex6 ай бұрын
What's funny is that because George put so much effort into the visual storytelling, into making it pretty clear what's going on in each scene without needing much dialogue support, this ends up being a thousand times more coherent than anything in Zack's work.
@peterclarke72403 ай бұрын
The tragedy of Lucas, though, was that he WOULD have ballsed up A New Hope if it wasn't for almost the entire principle cast and crew pushing back against his choices. You can see this in the remaster, where you can see Lucas just doesn't know when to stop, and the prequels, which were the first Star Wars films in which Lucas wasn't questioned, and it REALLY shows. Yes, he's less heavy on the exposition, slo-mo and unnecessary drama than Snyder, but he was very much the precursor of that style of "treat the audience like they're idiots" directing.
@classicbrix3 ай бұрын
@@peterclarke7240I agree. I’ll still praise Lucas for his world building and directing but he needs editors and writers to keep him in check. I’m not a huge fan of filoni either.. I find he gets too carried away in his own ways and his content always feel like fan fiction to me with the exception of a few animated episodes here and there but for every good episode you gotta watch 4-5 bad ones. In another universe, I’d love to find a way to have Lucas calling the shots and expanding the universe/ story with the quality and tone of andor
@JudgeConviction3 ай бұрын
@@peterclarke7240 exactly. lucas was basically a master world builder, he was not a master story teller.
@FloodRisk2 ай бұрын
Yeah with filoni some of his newer shows feels just like some way to spoonfeed fanservice like with endless cameos and eastereggs, i’d rather have something like andor where the story comes first.
@runner9528Ай бұрын
Let's not forget the prequels please.
@BasicShapes10 ай бұрын
OMG I never quite realized how much Zack Snyder shoots his movies like they're just one big trailer. And the expo dumps were so hilariously on point
@johnchief27010 ай бұрын
Makes me all the more confused on why Chris Nolan is so supportive towards his film making skills
@hokutonokenny10 ай бұрын
@@johnchief270 Just kissing each other's butt, that's how they do it in the land of the superficial.
@DonVigaDeFierro10 ай бұрын
@@johnchief270Zack's a nice guy. I guess Nolan just _wants him to succeed_ like a big brother encouraging his little brother who... Puts a lot of effort into his projects!
@evanbelisle846410 ай бұрын
@@DonVigaDeFierroDuncan Jones Is Christopher Nolan’s little brother Zack is more Nolan’s retarded cousin if anything.
@johan896910 ай бұрын
@@johnchief270 Nolan isnt really different. Watch Dunkirk again and keep this video in mind. He has just been better at marketing himself as an artist for some reason. Dark Knight Rises has been memed to oblivion since it makes abselutely no sense for thinking human beings.
@fotzegamingandmedia184010 ай бұрын
I love how there's no character development whatsoever. Really gives you the authentic Snyder experience.
@toddjones14808 ай бұрын
Just like Rogue One.
@fotzegamingandmedia18408 ай бұрын
@@toddjones1480 Ah-oh!
@akrinornoname27697 ай бұрын
@@toddjones1480 Did we watch the same movie? Jyn had abandoned the rebellion in the beginning, while Andor reignited some of his idealism on Scariff
@toddjones14807 ай бұрын
@@akrinornoname2769 Sudden, random state changes are not character development or arcs.
@Theta4114 ай бұрын
But character development would get in the way of the EPIC fight scenes!
@DropkickDemon10 ай бұрын
The f*cking lightning as he hits Obi Wan… the snyderverse is darker and deeper than we ever imagined
@TapirMask10 ай бұрын
This is so perfect because it is simultaneously tasteless, amateur and overindulgent but also goes kinda hard at points.
@mala623810 ай бұрын
Goes kinda hard 😂😂😂
@shepardren800610 ай бұрын
I feel like....Snyder thought everything he did with 300...is what he has to do with everything he does.
@Mrpersonman010 ай бұрын
It going hard _at points_ is how they get you. Resist.
@RandomAxeOfKindness10 ай бұрын
Sounds a little 'frat guy', honestly.
@stellviahohenheim10 ай бұрын
Zack Snyder is going to watch this and think this video is a masterpiece
@angrypotato878210 ай бұрын
This was funny as hell until I imagined a world where this was real and was struck by real dread for a moment
@Auralnauts10 ай бұрын
Hey. Hopefully there’s room for all of it. Including the dread.
@amarok962710 ай бұрын
it is real. its called Rebel Moon.
@MonkeyJedi9910 ай бұрын
It was as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
@tshwashere10 ай бұрын
@@MonkeyJedi99but they didn’t go silent. In the Snyder cut they just went on and on and on, retelling the whole story of the trilogy.
@I_AM_BAYTOR4 ай бұрын
It's still better than what Disney puts out.
@fredo107010 ай бұрын
8:46 the stormtrooper banging his head in slow-mo is so epic, so Zack Snyder.
@gang-ridertv54339 ай бұрын
iT TOOK TOO long to find this comment.
@derberndvonthueringen3 ай бұрын
Priceless. I was looking for your comment.
@einervonvielen833410 ай бұрын
Omfg, this is hilarious, but if I see another slow motion effect in the next 12 hours, I fear a major blood vessel in my brain is going to burst.
@Blackwolfe7910 ай бұрын
But it will burst in slow motion. For a full minute.
@kuksybee10 ай бұрын
Both of these comments have floored me cos I agree on both sides😂😅
@SoApost10 ай бұрын
Just wait til you see my complete apathy in slow motion.
@DonVigaDeFierro10 ай бұрын
How did it go? Did you die?
@haravikk10 ай бұрын
I was expecting the over-use of slo-mo, but it was the titles absolutely destroying the opening scene and VFX doing the same with scenes later on that clinched this for me. 100% accurate 10/10.
@MrSoopSA10 ай бұрын
I like how Vader is the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future with his exposition that never ends.
@DaMaster01210 ай бұрын
"THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY, BEFORE THE DAWN OF MAN AS WE KNEW HIM..."
@michaeldougherty603610 ай бұрын
"YOU SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT SNACKS!"
@elgusaniiiodeljuego68239 ай бұрын
I thought the future ghost doesn’t talk.
@boobah56434 ай бұрын
@@elgusaniiiodeljuego6823 _Aqua Teen Hunger Force,_ not _A Christmas Carol._
@senororlando24 ай бұрын
@@elgusaniiiodeljuego6823 the cybernetic one does
@Livefreeordont10 ай бұрын
“You will suffer pain worse than any pain that you have imagined pain could be” Shakespeare couldn’t have written it better!
@SarastistheSerpent10 ай бұрын
In fairness, that is a line George Lucas may very well have written lol
@Highclearing10 ай бұрын
“That’s nice, dear, now why don’t you go to bed now?” says George’s then-wife, already reaching for the editing machine.
@AnEnemySpy45610 ай бұрын
Actual line from Rebel Moon: "If you cannot bring her to me then the one whose public execution will send shivers down the spines of the senators and whose screams will echo down its marbled halls will be yours."
@anueutsuho742510 ай бұрын
That sounds like it was youtube pooped when written like that
@adamgroszkiewicz81410 ай бұрын
Rebel Moon is absolutely a movie that was made. It was a movie made by Zach Snyder.
@johnragmailcom10 ай бұрын
I enjoyed it, but my god does he have a lot of bad habits that keep getting worse and worse.
@RobinDale5010 ай бұрын
It is absolutely a movie of all time.
@alicemilton875610 ай бұрын
Yeah, I was expecting this to be Rebel Moon footage
@adamgroszkiewicz81410 ай бұрын
@@RobinDale50 If I were to see a movie, one of those movies could be Rebel Moon.
@mattiasbrunzell895710 ай бұрын
@@adamgroszkiewicz814 It is indeed entirely within the realms of possibility that Rebel Moon is a movie that can be hypothetically watched.
@doubledown113810 ай бұрын
Haha! YES! The incessant slow motion. The overly bombastic score. The wooden, exposition-stuffed dialogue. Another instant Auralnauts classic.
@nilesbrook421610 ай бұрын
The slowmo when the stormtrooper bonks his head deserves an Oscar!
@poposterous23610 ай бұрын
You can see what a genius Snyder is using the visual medium to its fullest potential. Since dialogue is only used for exposition (I think that's the only thing you can use it for, legally) its better off to have as many montages as possible. I'm also glad he slows down the footage so I can tell what's going on (I regularly breathe gasoline fumes for recreation).
@gregcurlett205410 ай бұрын
Pass the gas bro, let us drink as brothers destined to behold the great cinematic pile of shit this is 🤣🤣
@Daosguard10 ай бұрын
The slow mo... the exposition. The loud music whenever anything happens. It's perfect.
@turbkeysamdwich18804 ай бұрын
My favorite is the glorified vine booms.
@zaramiller70310 ай бұрын
I'm in tears. Yes the slo-mo and the exposition dumps but can we appreciate how they nailed that atrocious scene pacing and how everything is overexplained yet you have no idea what's happening and you don't care about any of the people on the screen? lol
@johnnyjohnson664310 ай бұрын
One hundred freakin’ percent
@Dipj017 ай бұрын
"everything is overexplained yet you have no idea what's happening" that is just perfect representation of Zach Snyder films
@SubVet8410 ай бұрын
Every scene having the unnecessary dramatic slow motion, is so spot on! Zach’s cut would make this movie 14 hours long just in the slow motion edits. Every dialogue is just complete summary lol
@tomasburian655010 ай бұрын
It would make 300 run for its money.
@aldunlop462210 ай бұрын
Exposition overload.
@maestroaxeman9 ай бұрын
I said 12 minutes here equals 12 hours with Mr. Snyder...if he did it🤣
@casbyness7 ай бұрын
Not just that, but they even got the ramping up-down-up speed effects 100% right. Zack isn't just about the slow-mo, he does the slow-fast-slow switch and they captured this perfectly in the Vader/Larry duel.
@heliofaros13446 ай бұрын
Finally we get to properly see the cantina patrons, even the sock faces ;)
@GigaMarx42139 ай бұрын
The slow mo with the stormtrooper bonk has me deceased 😭
@AcharaStudios10 ай бұрын
That forced exposition C3PO monologue is a masterpiece
@journalofthewil10 ай бұрын
I literally LAUGHED OUT LOUD as Vader's Soliloquy got longer and longer. SO AWESOME!!!
@sagaswp10 ай бұрын
I love how he doesn't even wait for a response or anything from the guy he's talking to, he just immediately dips out.
@journalofthewil10 ай бұрын
I actually like this version of the Obi-wan/Vader final duel.
@gensolo8310 ай бұрын
@@journalofthewil I hate to admit it, but I liked it, also.
@mattiasbrunzell895710 ай бұрын
@@gensolo83 That makes two of us because I also liked it, as well.
@Imanmagnet0010 ай бұрын
@@journalofthewil That is the trick of the Snyder style. It can be very cool in a vacuum but the more you think about it, it is ultimately pointless.
@mopanda812 ай бұрын
thanks to this ive now learned that zach snyder and michael bay's techniques may seem like polar opposites (slow motion everything vs frenetic cuts) but they both achieve the same results: there is never anything on screen that actually tells the story visually
@YouFightLikeACow10 ай бұрын
The Darth Vader backstory had me in stitches
@MrJacksspleen10 ай бұрын
"It happened again..."
@thomas650210 ай бұрын
💯
@tru3sk1ll10 ай бұрын
This is why in film school they say "show don't tell"........... that c3po monologue was so cringe it was brilliant
@costanzafaust10 ай бұрын
slo-mo into slower-mo into even slower-mo did it for me.
@daveblackman81610 ай бұрын
He kept going on and on lmao.
@infernalbill936610 ай бұрын
This is really an amazing example of how "not" to tell a story. The new exposition scenes (at 6:40 for instance) are just spot on. I sent this along to my daughter who is currently a film student.
@stevenbishop178210 ай бұрын
Didn't Watchmen do that like 4 times lol
@WriterPlaysMTG10 ай бұрын
It feels like that line that made mark hamil go “George nobody talks like this”
@okitasan10 ай бұрын
@@WriterPlaysMTG Harrison Ford* "you can type this shit, but you can't say it,"
@silentrob66810 ай бұрын
Really needed the Rock to deliver all the exposition , cos that's his thing now.
@Mrpersonman010 ай бұрын
@@stevenbishop1782 uh huh... Well you're very clever...
@darianharman919310 ай бұрын
I never knew I wanted a version of Bespin unnecessarily saturated in the sounds of ancient lamentations, but I anticipate it greatly. Also, Alec's performance really shines in its effortless subtlety with the ridiculous slow motion.
@patrickmike252410 ай бұрын
Thank you Vader for explaining the symbolism of the lava, I never would have understood that.
@colonel10035 ай бұрын
They nailed the feel of a 5 paragraph long youtube comment that focuses on one little detail and over dramatizes it
@androod621110 ай бұрын
I had porridge coming down my nose at Vader's first slo-mo. The random slo-mos and close ups, the exposition, the over-epic/inappropriate soundtrack; all too accurate.
@Warm_and_loveable10 ай бұрын
What the hell is porridge
@FirstnameLastname-my7bz10 ай бұрын
@@Warm_and_loveableoatmeal but in rarted zoomer lingo
@oremstale855810 ай бұрын
@FirstnameLastname-my7bz it's the British word for "oatmeal"- everyone says it
@betaraybillfan175010 ай бұрын
@@FirstnameLastname-my7bzyou sound like the zoomer if you call porridge “zoomer lingo” consider playing in traffic
@bandawin1810 ай бұрын
@@FirstnameLastname-my7bzbro said porridge is "zoomer lingo" as if that shit wasn't referred to in the Goldilocks and 3 bears nursery rhyme for centuries 💀
@SabrinaBelgrave10 ай бұрын
I gotta admit I found myself loving the slow mo because it made me appreciate how George framed his shots, and how dialed-in all the performances are from Guinness, Hamill, Ewan and Hayden 😊
@dikydankedude10 ай бұрын
Obi Wan's slow nod to Chewie killed me. How do you come up with these perfect little moments?
@Auralnauts10 ай бұрын
That moment is kinda amazing right?The slow mo accentuates things that may go unnoticed, which is likely part of Snyder’s reasoning for using it. Since this slow mo is faked though, it works best over shots with little motion. The Obi look is just one of those perfect moments.
@dikydankedude10 ай бұрын
Masterful. I think Mr Snyder would be impressed
@Teeveepicksures10 ай бұрын
I never even realized/forgot that he looked at Chewie after that. This is amazing work. @@Auralnauts
@frankpinmtl10 ай бұрын
The music. Not a hip hop fan myself - but damn. Spot on...
@tomasburian655010 ай бұрын
It would be even more boss if Chewie stepped in to stomp on the guy who got his hand cut off.
@josephdeluca760210 ай бұрын
This is so much better than the 3-minute theatrical version the studio mandated…. Everyone needs to see this version!!
@oliviapratt97510 ай бұрын
I was bored about a third of the way in. Y’all nailed it
I want every visual effect fired at that man! MORE
@SuperCarcher4 ай бұрын
There’s one thing this movie needs… MORE SLO-MO
@daydreamerdesigns3D10 ай бұрын
The dialog is spot on. I like it when characters take the time to explain to me everything that is happening. Tell don't show is the best way to make movies.
@maddoggy824 ай бұрын
This was amazing. That speech Darth vader gives about kenobi was fire!
@detritic10 ай бұрын
This is unbearable, and therefor, very accurate
@AnjinThomas10 ай бұрын
Haha yeah I appreciated the comedy but it was painful to get through
@kamillavalter10 ай бұрын
When I saw “The Mother Star” I completely lost it 🤣 Absolutely brilliant!
@ZuluRomeo10 ай бұрын
The MARTHA Star
@oyunoyunveoyun556110 ай бұрын
Luke Skywalker: We must destroy the mother star. Han Solo: This empire has fought many rebels and defeated them before! Luke Skywalker: I don't care how many rebels and jedi this empire has fought before. They've never fought us. Not us united.
@jkfecke10 ай бұрын
@@ZuluRomeoWHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME
@SETHthegodofchaos3 ай бұрын
LASER MOON
@bwickham19510 ай бұрын
Can't wait for the climax of Return of the Jedi in Palpatine's throne room: "AAAAAARGHH! Martha, please!!" "WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?"
@EmmanuelPleshe10 ай бұрын
How do you make a short video feel like forever? You guys have really captured some movie making magic.
@jammin257510 ай бұрын
The slow-mo really helps
@goosehoward575910 ай бұрын
The slo mo is killing me. Love you guys thanks for the always kick ass content
@protalghulnist412610 ай бұрын
That force choke must’ve got me through the screen cause I couldn’t breathe 😂
@ScrapKing7310 ай бұрын
I haven’t seen Zack Snyder’s Justice League. I take it there’s a lot of slow-mo, lengthy exposition, and lens flare in it?
@beyondlimitationsvideo10 ай бұрын
@@ScrapKing73you can say that...
@MeltonCrest10 ай бұрын
@@ScrapKing73 And shitty music.
@saintuk7010 ай бұрын
@@ScrapKing73 Yup, well done, you've got it.... this is what Star Wars would look like if Synder had got his hands on it.
@doormatt7210 ай бұрын
the slow motion on the stormtrooper bonk on the doorway was perfection. lol.
@all1nerd37710 ай бұрын
This is a strange mix of a Snyder love letter and an intervention. Impeccable editing and writing.
@dafreak11710 ай бұрын
I was at a loss for words here... Thank you for finding them for me.
@PotatoExplorer8310 ай бұрын
Best comment 😂
@Tzgrey7710 ай бұрын
I cant tell if they appreciate zack and taking the piss or they hate him and made this out of spite 😂
@Klaaism10 ай бұрын
More like the general mood with Snyder. He can be a decent director; however, he has his excesses. Needs someone to help bounce ideas off of and help keep him from going overboard. Granted such restraints can also kill creativity... it's a delicate dance.
@Healthy_Toki10 ай бұрын
@@Klaaism He has as many rotten films as Tarantino has films.
@L33Reacts10 ай бұрын
Honestly its crazy how his style really is just exposition dump +slow mo+ epic sounding music. Dude made a whole career out of it.
@mala623810 ай бұрын
Not really, but ok.
@L33Reacts10 ай бұрын
@mala6238 that is definitely Snyders equation lol don't even try 😂
@georgeofhamilton10 ай бұрын
@@L33ReactsNah, she’s right.
@mala623810 ай бұрын
@@L33Reacts the post 2013 one, yes. Especially the Netflix version.
@L33Reacts10 ай бұрын
@mala6238 so 300 isn't that? Watchmen is the only one he actually did something different but that's just because he had source material that was once in a life time.
@milton7763Ай бұрын
I have to admit: the Vader first entrance and the Vader/Kenobi light saber fight actually come off way more impactful this way!
@COMBATKYLE410 ай бұрын
"Tell by slowmo flashbacks, don't show" truly a masterclass in writing
@Aztechaemenid10 ай бұрын
That famous Stormtrooper head bonk in slow motion absolutely sent me 😂😂
@factandsuspicionpodcast272710 ай бұрын
That Vader monologue was peak Snyder.
@houston-coley10 ай бұрын
I love that in this version we barely even meet or know Han Solo. that's spot-on accurate
@Isoquant10 ай бұрын
That was insufferably, excruciatingly perfect 😂
@OrionLaerithryn6 ай бұрын
Loved the scene with Obi-wan in the cantina, it was like... don't mess with the old guy, he's for real.
@topoulos10 ай бұрын
It's not just the comedy with you guys, which is spot on, it's your technical prowess and ability to really create satire that you can tell pokes fun but also seems to be a love letter at the same time. Truly genius.
@jhpk10 ай бұрын
I lost when Vader said "It happened again on another planet, years later." Lmao
@AldoMoro19785 ай бұрын
“..or you will suffer pain worse than any pain you have imagined that pain can be” is something that i would expect from a Snyder movie
@KentaObscuro10 ай бұрын
The stilted line delivery during the exposition dumps, Vader’s double dump and the non-ending👌
@wyrmh0le10 ай бұрын
I don't know who directed this, but they sure do have a distinctive style that I can't imagine getting old over the course of two or more hours, much less an entire career.
@PunishedKrab4 ай бұрын
Man, Rebel Moon Part 3 is looking incredible! Peak cinema right here!
@54tisfaction10 ай бұрын
This explains so much. I didn't get the emotional impact of these events in the original version until I now saw them in super slow-mo!
@tomasburian655010 ай бұрын
This is like showing all the running scenes in Baywatch in regular motion.
@radioactive264510 ай бұрын
Zack Snyder's theatrical version is amazing, I can't wait for the 10 hr slo-mo director's cut!
@kalmix8810 ай бұрын
That was really awesome! Vader monologuing made me laugh out loud. 😂 I hope the Syder's "too-coloring" will also be added to the full version.
@JammaLamma10 ай бұрын
Slo mo and exposition. Brilliant as ever. You guys are the best.
@lostskull746710 ай бұрын
Don't forget the lens flare and over the top music!
@JammaLamma10 ай бұрын
@@lostskull7467 thank you!
@simplegarak10 ай бұрын
The sound track was a top notch pick too. A lot of great little details in this satire.
@TheEndOfNowhere10 ай бұрын
I love the “and then I woke up and realised it was all just a baaaad dream😊…or was it?😮💨” ending.
@Senza3210 ай бұрын
I thought of one way this could have been more like Rebel Moon. The scene where Obi-Wan deactivates the tractor beam would be included, and the moment he pulls the lever, the Death Star starts exploding for no reason, like how the huge battleship starts exploding in Rebel Moon because the rebel leader guy pulled a single lever in an exterior turret.
@kashashk10 ай бұрын
That Obi-wan "arm-cut hype edit" was unironically dope though.
@comradevodka484810 ай бұрын
The storm tropper banging his head in slo-mo at 8:49 was certanly one the cinematic things of all time
@deep_panic9446 ай бұрын
This is so painfully on-point. The exposition dumps are just sooo Zach Snyder. He really doesn't get into show-don't-tell. And INFINITE SLOW MO!
@aceofspadesguy491310 ай бұрын
Say what you will, Vader’s soliloquy was pure art.
@davidhoffman698010 ай бұрын
I agree. I know this was meant to be a joke (and some of it was obnoxious) it was still awesome.
@jatzi152610 ай бұрын
I honestly thought it was pretty good. Not because it'd work in a movie by itself but because we've seen it normally.
@treytison144410 ай бұрын
I knew they would throw in another flashback from the TV show after the Mustafar story and they didn't disappoint.
@smugmode10 ай бұрын
Then it happened again
@captainwilko10 ай бұрын
Something tells me it will happen again, today. 😂 This is so spot on. Brilliant.
@2thinkcritically10 ай бұрын
I'm glad they finally released the Snyder cut. It took 47 years, but it was worth it.
@SuperHero123412310 ай бұрын
Auralnauts, my parents said they’ll mend their shattered marriage and attempt to love me again despite my inherent character flaws if you simply manifest it. Please, you’re my only hope.
@GuitarSlayer13610 ай бұрын
Still waiting for Jacksepticeye to fix my credit score.
@SuperHero123412310 ай бұрын
@@GuitarSlayer136 I’m still waiting for Mr.Beast to rectify my several warrants in various states and balance my checkbook. Let’s start a Union.
@wadesheckles542010 ай бұрын
Still waiting on Logan Paul to come film my suicide, guess gotta keep living till then
@Duskof8110 ай бұрын
Still waiting for Markiplier to choke me until I pass out. Just to see if my body can take it. No weird reasons.
@michelele794910 ай бұрын
Still waiting for Ryan George from Pitchmeeting to tell me “it's going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience!” while I change a lightbulb
@jaiclary84239 ай бұрын
Someone call me a hearse. Tell them I'm 5'10" and don't be fooled by the laughter, I'm definitely dead.
@daveblackman81610 ай бұрын
Why is this so spot on LOL from the music, the exposition, to the slow mo for no real reason. It’s perfect. Bro you need more subs!
@dr.20xx7410 ай бұрын
I can't get over how Vader just walks away after giving his long exposition dump and leaves the Imperial Officer hanging on what his next orders are 😂
@what7648510 ай бұрын
This is inexcusable unless it’s your first movie and you’ve never seen a movie before. And by this I mean zack snyder. You guys killed it.
@Nevalith10 ай бұрын
This was one of the greatest and spot on things I have ever seen. I found the Snyder Cut of Justice league to be better overall but I didnt notice until how much and how thick the slow-mo is he uses and its insane. The Slo-mo...the random music and songs that he just throws in...the exposistion word vomit This was amazing. You nailed it so well. Next just edit out all the slow-mo and change the exposistion dumps on Rebel Moon and show us how its actually a 25 minute episode hahaha
@rileymclaughlin483110 ай бұрын
IMO the slow-mo with dramatic music is parallel with the brute force exposition: it tells us how to feel, rather than letting the unfolding events inspire feeling.
@ObsoleteEvil10 ай бұрын
How can it be the Zack Snyder Star Wars and not be 8 hours long?
@mrt18110 ай бұрын
This is just the trailer for the 8 hour cut
@chazzerous10 ай бұрын
Release the Auralnauts cut!
@Clayne15110 ай бұрын
It felt like 8 hours tough
@vietnamd082010 ай бұрын
Hack Snyder 😂
@vietnamd082010 ай бұрын
@@Clayne151 Yep painfully slow moving 😂
@Kankayama8 ай бұрын
this was like a treat that comes out of nowhere. bless you guys, legendary work once again.
@the7percentsolution10 ай бұрын
I almost want to watch some of Rebel Moon just to see how accurate this is but I have a feeling this sums it up pretty well.
@AverageTrainEnthusiast10 ай бұрын
Honestly… yeah it kinda does. Just stretch out the time to roughly 3 hours.
@krowbard10 ай бұрын
@@AverageTrainEnthusiast that's not technically true, because this still has some good looking shots. Rebel Moon has basically zero appealing shots at any point in the movie.
@Elvalley10 ай бұрын
@@krowbard that's surprising. I always thought Snyder was all about making "movies" out of appealing shots (in terms of composition, he does screw up with coloring every so often), with connective exposition in-between.
@mihailoveselinovic715110 ай бұрын
@@Elvalley Shots are still really good in rebel moon but slow mo is used in every third shot and color grading is awful. Plus he overuses the fog/smoke effects a lot, in almost every action shot, mostly over the whole shot to the point where it is a detriment to the whole shot. I liked the movie but it's too long and overuse of slow mo never let that mild enjoyment become something more. Idk what fumes snyder is on but he needs to let go of his style from time to time if his style is heavily affecting the overall production quality in a bad way.