We Revealed Our Secret Hookups (SAME GIRL!) - UNFILTERED #99

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[@brittanyvines]

Nothing will ever be as funny as when Heath says “Mathew” 😂

[@Meepmoop26]

Matt didn’t know what a top and bottom are but knew exactly what a financial dominatrix is.... 💀

[@edelga04]

LMAOOOO

[@Isabelsicedcakes]

Outted himself 😂

[@alexandramartinez3949]

Matt: “wait what does that mean top and bottom? Heath: “MATTHEW” 🤣💀

[@TheJamesDyl]

He knows damnn good and well 😂 or at least I ASSUMED he knew. Before Patricia I thought Matt was 💅

[@jahnyxo]

I died🤣🤣

[@jazzybean1574]

I laughed so loud I made dogs bark walking to work this morning 😂😂😂

[@buttercupsthehotone1419]

@@TheJamesDyl me too i was the happiest

[@taryn.watson]

Y giyppggo

[@jazhera8791]

I think I can speak for a lot of people when I say that this is the ONLY podcast I listen to/watch! You guys are the only people who can keep me hooked for 1.5 hrs every single week

[@deannathompson4277]

Literally I watch their whole podcast bc it’s easier then listening to it I feel you actually get to see them🤣I watch them and Chris Klemens

[@jesusa1328]

You're missing out if this is the only podcast you watch

[@irenenunez5033]

They are the only podcast or even KZbinrs I genuinely look forward to watching

[@brenaerichardson279]

every. single. week

[@courtneywilbanks5755]

Same I’d die if they quit. Also I’m surprised they don’t have MORE views!

[@alyssavasquez8935]

MATT AND MARIAH MAKING THE SAME FACE WHEN THEY WERE BOTH UNCOMFORTABLE HAD ME ON THE FLOOR AT 31:19

[@saveeg]

they said: 😀🙂

[@laurenmata8880]

STOP BECAUSE I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COME COMMENT THIS

[@laurenmata8880]

whyd it pan to them hahshahaha

[@njabulonkosi4769]

Stopped to look for this comment. I’m glad I watched this high😂😂😂😂

[@Madisonlovesmakeup35]

Lmfaoo

[@valperez27]

ilya is the guy i’d have a crush on because he’s the funny kid that was told to sit next to me so i could “quiet him down”

[@nowwhat1434]

Lol!

[@rynnhart]

this was described perfectly

[@Vnatnme]

WTF- 😂😂

[@hannahbenn3933]

best episode by far. this is the definition of “unfiltered“ lol living up to the name

[@madisonbaker2869]

Took the words right out of my mouth😂 I came to the comments to say the same shit

[@brunabartoccioni1691]

i agree!! so fun

[@arelytherockstar]

Yes!!

[@Jessicabarreno]

Facts

[@teodorateodora3742]

I love how they laughed sooo much in this episode

[@VMYeahVN]

Matt and Mariah sitting there awkwardly at 31:18 as Zane, Heath, Ilya, and Joe are laughing about vibrating dildos had me laughing for like 10 minutes straight omg

[@mckenziecarter1814]

I have not committed to ANY other podcast but I’ve watched every episode of unfiltered 😂 my favvvsss y’all really take me out of my everyday head space and for someone with anxiety that means so much 😇 Ps I know Mariah probably hates it but the high episode had me dyyyyyyying 😩😂

[@allisonmiller3669]

Right this is the only podcast or videos I can rewatch multiple times lmao

[@_rat_5758]

@@allisonmiller3669 same

[@trapkoala8901]

@@allisonmiller3669 same lol Britney broski’s is the one I put on once I get home from work 😂

[@allisonmonroe5395]

@@allisonmiller3669 sameeeeeeeee i listen to the podcast twice and when the youtube vid is release i watch it again lmao

[@rileymarie5857]

Never knew other people felt this strongly about the podcasts. I have em on repeat always playing 24/7.

[@ashleeshort8859]

I know we all love Mariah’s little jokes and she’s really good at them, but she was really throwing them out this episode! I think we need a compilation video of all her little jokes, ever! 😂

[@lizziehaskell3758]

Not going to lie that Russia and Alaska conversation had me SHOOK... glad I'm not the only one that had no idea Russia and Alaska are so close hahahah

[@IvanaHonda]

Not just that but Russia sold Alaska to U.S. I am shocked that they did not know that 😆

[@Wolfpack-cn7my]

5:35 Joe laughing and slapping Ilya's knee instead of his own is hilarious to me 😂

[@manny6956]

No one: Zane: “I wanna be degraded 🙂”

[@amykay2781]

I volunteer as tribute

[@Itszahia]

all he has to do is read hate comments

[@jzn6641]

And no one even recognized it 🤣🤣🤣

[@sarahmatrood3370]

I WAS ROLLING WHEN HE SAID THAT 😂 and was like “ y’all are just gonna breeze past how sincere he was !?”

[@everydaytruth6309]

I’m so glad someone else caught this. 😂😂😂

[@michellerihani3337]

Joe: “what does the winner get?” Matt: “a rim job” Ilya: “from who?” Mariah: “the doll” 😭 Mariah genuinely kills me with her comments 💀 1:15:35

[@LOVEanneLOVE]

Yesss that one got me too😂 A little later too (1:20:45), when Matt says OK the next clip is one with Jason... *few seconds pass* Maria: ✨Deruulo✨ She says these tiny little things I love it!

[@mariamdiallo1437]

WHEN I TELL YALL I LOOK FORWARD TO THESE NEW EPISODES EVERY WEEK…. omg omggg my whole day was centered around this!!!

[@uhhtemporaryme6073]

I swear I wish the eps were 2+ hours

[@sarahbratek7480]

Same!

[@abbykola8095]

girl same fr

[@allisonmiller3669]

Best podcast ever their chemistry is unmatched

[@TheJamesDyl]

The s*x doll part and Zane getting mad still has me dead 😂💜

[@kokoa470]

Zane: “Ours is coffee theme so we tried to pick notes of coffe-“ Mariah: “Not an ounce of coffee in this room” Heath: “Teak wood and neon lights” 😂😂😂

[@lolaloudislame45]

heath saying “MATTHEW” is my new favorite thing.

[@dav6964]

"zane needs a girlfriend" haahahha and mariah STAYS killing with the under appreciated jokes

[@amandaalvarado3921]

The cutest moment Mariah: do I even cross your mind? The way heath looked at her and said yes omg 😭

[@nickrollins2764]

Mariah: “you couldve been heavyweights”, Went straight over everyones heads but I thought it was HILARIOUS 😂

[@TheJamesDyl]

Matt: “Sorry y’all we’re making filets for first class” 😂😂😂

[@jamesonbarker5586]

ilya being joe's extrovert and joe being ilya's introvert is everything i've ever needed. but also they switch roles and like it's the other way around sometimes love them! am i the only one that gets that vibe from them?

[@mariama8228]

Righttt when one of them is hyper the other is calm

[@nuggetssquirrels8771]

They way they are all so comfortable with each other and how they are all different but mesh perfectly is the best….BEST FRIEND GROUP EVER.

[@tamrapais]

I like how Zane has a full on laughing fit everytime Matt says something xD

[@knikriverwitch7257]

I’m an Alaskan listener who has traveled all over the state and I’m CACKLING at you guys being amazed by how close Russia is. Russian military jets come into Alaskan territory (and get diverted by US AF) almost every single day!

[@kayleeroettger8212]

Heyooo from Wasilla!

[@clauuudia]

😲

[@shelbielyon2699]

@@kayleeroettger8212 My aunt and uncle live in Wasilla!

[@420sheld]

Sarah Palin can see Russia from her house.

[@kayleeroettger8212]

@@420sheld The hotel I work at is literally steps away from her house and I can confirm Sara Palin can see Russia from her house....

[@GG-vb5hj]

“I’ve been eating clean” Mariah: “soap?”

[@celinesantoyo4594]

I love when Heath says "MATTHEW!!" means shit is too real😂😂😂

[@GG__xox8496]

I laughed so hard when Zane said “didn’t you almost choke on a crust” to Mariah 😂

[@GG__xox8496]

34:33 is where it starts 🤣

[@PartyAtMoontower]

The fact these guys don’t know you can eat baking soda, and saying we can’t with their whole chest, is killing me! Lol!

[@kaylakoning255]

Right have they ever made chocolate chip cookies or any baked goods? Hahah

[@dennise8a454]

I was cracking up!! 😂 I mix a bit of baking soda with a cup of water whenever I get an upset stomach and it works like an alka-seltzer

[@PartyAtMoontower]

You both are so right, and I was thinking the same as y’all are. I was just dying laughing at how serious they were about baking soda being toxic to eat. And like, when Mariah was talking about the toothpaste, and they were like, “but you don’t eat it or swallow it,” it was clear they thought it was because of the baking soda, and not the actual reason why we couldn’t eat it, which is the peroxide. Idk…. I was just really cracking up, entirely. Lol!

[@Heyyitsalli]

Whenever I get heartburn my mom would be like “eat some baking soda and drink some water, you’ll be fine” 😂

[@MileyAndMandyFAN2]

ZANE WAS DYINGGGG IN THIS AND I LOVED IT. And lmaooo when Mariah said “EGG ROLLLLL”

[@irenenunez5033]

EGG ROLL!😂 I hella laughed

[@marcool4763]

I hope their season break isn’t too long because I won’t get through my week without the new episode 😭

[@cheer4me1000]

Zanes laugh is contagious and the main reason I always come back to watch these pods

[@bickyyboo]

i realized the only thing that REALLY makes the four of them laugh this hard is the scenarios they come up with😂😂 i also noticed it would never pan to ilya and joe during these times because they werent laughing lmao

[@annabrendale1433]

Yess that's what i was thinking also lololol 😂😂😂😂

[@mxxxn]

yeah i caught that too 😂 but i find the scenarios funny when they keep it going like that

[@Itsstephxox]

The way matt looked into the camera when zane said “we’re also going to japan” and he’s like 😐 DIRECTLY to the camera

[@heyiamsuperzee]

No one: Zane: "I wanna be degraded" 🤣🤣🤣

[@savanareneau5673]

This is literally the best episode. The amount of times I laughed. So unfiltered and it just feels like y’all are hanging out and having a good time I love it. Y’all make me laugh so hard bro.

[@emmaoxenham2099]

How are we almost at the end of season 2?? 😩 please don’t ever end this podcast it’s truly my fav ever!!!!

[@lauramclean7081]

I just love how this podcast stays out of the negative news. Seriously is such a great escape from reality. Makes me laugh every single week 💖💖

[@yomommaluvsme6209]

"didnt you meet a girl in europe?" "MONA LISA??!?!"

[@joelinajohnson]

this is the BEST Podcast ever because yall are just catching up and living in the moment and it‘s sooo real! As a listener you feel included in the friendgroup and I love that so much more than listening to an organized, structured and planned out podcast

[@irenenunez5033]

Yes agreed…why I don’t really listen to any other

[@delaneyrodgers1370]

it’s always a good day when zane and heath post

[@jossselineee9054]

One of my all time favorite guests. The dynamic is so iconic. The different personalities just flow incredibly well. I listen to unfiltered every Monday or whenever they post their audio AND then come on here and just re-listen and watch it. Im that addicted lol

[@miguelnavarrete8578]

Mariah and Matt are such ladies and are too delicate for the guy talk at 31:18 you can see it in their faces.

[@alexandrareid4100]

I was dying at that moment

[@Doraaa44]

Matt looking into the camera when Zane said they’re going to Japan was so great and idk why. 🤣🤣🤣 49:00

[@shshsshshsh1018]

this is the only podcast that makes me feel warm like i feel im friends with yall and im in the room i look forwoard to new episodes every week i love yall so much

[@makyleeknight]

“You worked at Chuck E. Cheese too?” “Buddy, we’ve talked about this, I don’t know how many times.” “You were the mouse?!?!?” LMAOOOO

[@llexxiiajbeauty2274]

100th episode needs to be then touring the house that has the swimming pool in the kitchen 😂

[@ronaldmicdonald456]

I literally can’t get over how beautiful Mariah is omgg

[@chantel2689]

I was thinking the same thing she is so pretty ❤️❤️❤️

[@uhhtemporaryme6073]

Same

[@RebelRedd]

I love how Matt doesn’t know what top or bottom means he is so pure and getting educated on his friends sexuality 😍😂😂❤️

[@mikejones2405]

lol that doesn’t make him pure he’s just a straight male. there’s no reason for him to know anything about gay sex

[@user-df4wr7qp2d]

he knows he wanted designated gay guy to explain

[@georgie6722]

@@mikejones2405 ofc but it's nice that he is curious about things and he wants to learn and try to be as respectful as possible, especially making sure that he didn't make assumptions about Devon's sexuality.

[@RebelRedd]

@@georgie6722 exactly

[@jdwgserrano]

The man has been tied up, I doubt he’s that pure lol

[@lesly_871]

I choked on my water when Zane was like “I wanna be degraded” 💀💀

[@mckaylawilliams5700]

I look forward to Tuesdays every single week….makes me feel like I have friends! You guys have helped me so much with my anxiety and depression, I feel less alone when I hear you guys just talk.

[@cheyennenikole182]

Mariah’s “I’ve been in my fair share of mens bathrooms” was not enjoyed enough. I died 😂😂😂

[@lizabetht3301]

Ive never laughed as hard and often as I did in this podcast. I don't know what it was about this podcast but you guys kept saying the stupidest but funniest things that had me dying the whole podcast. Love you guys especially Heath.

[@timelyss]

Mariah at 1:20:32 is like when Miranda Cosgrove said, "I cuss a little" lmaooooooo

[@shhhimnothere.2878]

I cut down sugars, and carbs and what Heath said is super true. The first week I was FREAKING OUT. The withdrawals and cravings were just INSANE... but after the first week without sugars and carbs, it got way better. If I'm craving sweets now, I eat fruit instead, especially fruit that is in season. We don't realize it but that's what our body craves most. I've lost 14 pounds all thanks to Zane, Heath and Mariah for moving me to do it 🥺💕 (Before anyone asks, no not Matt. Matt has a fast metabolism 😒💕 JK ILY MATT 😂)

[@bangtanphoenix7280]

thats what i want to do! carbs are so hard to cut out and theyre so satisfying 😭 how did you push past the cravings for carbs? ive been doing good with sweets but not bread and pizza and pasta etc

[@shhhimnothere.2878]

@@bangtanphoenix7280 it is super hard, not gonna lie, but I eat a lot of snacks, either fruit or veggies. I'll allow myself 2 slices of whole wheat bread a day and if I'm not satisfied, I'll eat 2 of the Wasa multi grain crackers. If I'm really craving something "unhealthy" I'll toast a slice of whole wheat bread and spread a bit of unsalted butter (it doesn't sound like much, but I promise it helps.) Also tricking your mind with things like zucchini noodles and veggies seriously helps. Again, the first week is going to be SUPER hard, you just have to force yourself through it.

[@lilygonzalez827]

I’m currently losing weight and doing about the same thing as you and it’s nice to see someone is going through the same thing!

[@shhhimnothere.2878]

@@bree3711 sorry, your body craves the fruits that are in season. I was the type of person that HATED fruits, but I started eating them when they're in season and I became obsessed with them (obviously they're most delicious when in season lol but they also have all the vitamins and qualities your body needs during that season.)

[@Sbs349]

What kinds of things do you eat now?

[@Andrea-nn8nf]

I love how each episode just flows! Really makes me feel like I’m there with them just listening(my natural habitat when I’m around a lot of friends) haha

[@shannonmcnamara6527]

Take a drink every time Mariah zones out during an episode 😂 I love herrr!!!! A Queen!

[@rubyx9654]

Honestly mee lmao

[@erinn9561]

Matt is just so funny I swear with some of the shit he says it has me in tears 🤣🤣😭😭 This is the only pods that makes me feel like we’re friends and I’m in on the convo even though I’m just a listener

[@loganpeace4]

The fact that Matt said “Tami from arkansas” 😂 😂 I can’t

[@brynpowell3482]

52:41 “you cant shoot up you’ll get the bends”… made me think of the obx scene w jj “bends like bend over… the bends will kill you” -

[@solar_jones024]

was just sitting in my bed thinking about when they were going to post today and they posted. ugh thank you universe ✨

[@yailineherandez3081]

They post the podcast video every Tuesday lol it's the upload schedule

[@laceyjade3682]

I don't think I've ever heard Zane laugh so whole heartedly. Love all of you guys, thanks for making these episodes🖤

[@barlapaola]

i’m so obsessed with Ilya 😹 i’m so excited for this episode

[@SB-gh3zn]

ALS took my moms life; I appreciate the awareness and Matt’s little plug for donations to ALS research. LoOoOoOng time fan from Florida ♥️♥️♥️♥️

[@kianagarza3486]

zane: “i wanna be degraded” 😭😭😭😭😭

[@jackelynstob]

Mine and Mariah's anxiety are kindred spirits I feel so understood by her. Every reaction she has, I am actively having.

[@creese.tee.nah21]

The dancing between Heath and Joe is so classic and romantic, but Ilya and Zane juked all nasty. 💃🕺

[@AlienSuperstar508]

“Joe LOOK ALIVE JOE LOOK ALIVE” 😂 Mariah is so funny 😂 I love her

[@olliej.3536]

When Mariah said "like the poop inspector, someone agreed to do this" I couldn't stop laughing because I've never even thought of that 😂😂😂 what poor souls have to examine poop every day

[@bexii786]

Whatever the thing between Joe and ilya is GIVING

[@ebonyhernandez4563]

im not gonna lie this might be in the top 3 funniest episodes. I never laughed so hard I stg

[@2306lipex]

The funniest part of this episode was at 31:20 poor Mariah and Matt AHAHAHAHAHAHHA 🤣🤣🤣😅❤

[@Jessica-gt8id]

My brother is a Navy deep diver. Right now he’s stationed in Florida for a 6 month mission blowing up bombs under water. (We are Canadian) and the stories he’s told are traumatizing. I don’t know how he is able to do what he does but, he does it. Whenever I hear people talk about deep divers I get a lot of anxiety and worry about him 😔

[@maitlandjohnson85]

Sending lots of love and good thoughts that he comes back safely and for your peace of mind!

[@Gabriella.delcastilloldies]

5:37 Joe knee slapping llyah knee is precious 🥺

[@clearlyqueen.8632]

“I’ll get you one” “That’s alright” 😂😂

[@christinaaa_xo]

I know Mariah doesn't really want to make a page dedicated to her outfits, but we all want to see it! So maybe it would be better if instead she just did a few minutes talking about her outfits, how she styled them, where they are from, etc. on the podcast.

[@olive-gy2rt]

If she wants to, she will

[@jordanvictoria7257]

terrible idea

[@christinaaa_xo]

@@olive-gy2rt No shit. Just offering an idea because she said she didn't want to do a page for her outfits and copy Natalie, and A LOT of people want to see something dedicated to her outfits

[@christinaaa_xo]

@@jordanvictoria7257 Okay? 😂😂😂

[@olive-gy2rt]

@@christinaaa_xo relax

[@cr6695]

“You could’ve been heavyweights” 😂 No one ever catches Mariah’s comments 🤦🏽‍♀️ 😂

[@marisa3242]

Zanes laugh is so infectious it’s so good

[@kmarie8899]

is there a long break between “seasons” of the podcast ?? gonna miss this so much!!

[@beanie133]

last season they took 2-3 weeks :/

[@mxxxn]

@@beanie133 they're not building a brand new set this time around, so hopefully it's a shorter break

[@abbycox3527]

my favorite thing during their sponsors is that you can see zane reading it off lmaoo

[@jakewright434]

I LOVEEEEE MARIAH! Her face after Zane says he wants to be degraded🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@alyssabenouared6545]

Zane saying “I wanna be degraded” KILLED me. 😅

[@LisaLovebug]

Zane's face when saying "I wanna be degraded" ahhhhhhhhhHhhHhhhh

[@michellealejandra99]

I DIED

[@marissabranch4330]

Shout out Matt for the Lysine recommendation. I have two canker sores right now absolutely destroying the inside of my cheek. Fellow canker sufferer to another, I owe you for this 😩🙏🏻

[@MikeyTon]

As much as i love listening to the podcast on Monday, The video every tuesday is the best part

[@AlyButterfield]

Mariahs face when Zane said “I’m really good at memorizing” 😂😂😂

[@gracewilliamson5]

the clip about jason and jonah screaming in the pot LMAO i forgot how funny some of those old clips are

[@julianajaner1259]

This is truly one of the best episodes. It was SO FUNNY, like not even the kind of “blowing air through your nose and smiling a little-funny” but the “laughing out loud, literally cracking up-funny”

[@jocelynsanpedro6585]

Man The holidays are coming up I just need Zane 🥰

[@hannahhartsfield3739]

“There’s no coffee in this room” as there is an entire coffee set up in between them 😂😂😂😂😂

[@laurenfarmer9582]

matt and mariah at 31:20 are actually killing me 😂

[@raerae7778]

49:02 AWWWWW NO WAY IM WATCHING THIS AND ZANE MENTIONS JAPAN!! They’re there right now

[@Savlacey]

I love seeing the old vlogs I haven’t rewatched any and it was so nostalgic 😅

[@jessies-00]

31:20 Matt and Mariah’s awkward smile I can’t 😂

[@Dheal]

Truly enjoy this episode. Suggestion: Next time you play the blip out game, add the option for the participants to guess the words for 2 additional points and minus two when they guess them wrong.

[@MonsterPill]

Zane’s laugh makes every joke funnier 😂

[@jsanja98]

dear god, just how much i feel for zane, also i just recognise so many of my problems i also have from yall's stories... ps love all 6 of yall

[@sofiarobles2132]

nothing better than listening to zane and heath while working on my midterms

[@sarahweber2347]

Does anyone think there'd be a chance of Zane and Heath doing like a podcast tour kinda thing? I'd buy tickets SO FAST

[@weepboop]

Omg I hope they do!! 🥲

[@evabroich163]

I literally listen to the podcast when it comes out Monday and then watch it when the video portion comes out. I’m obsessed.