Patrice O'Neal on O&A - Races Don't Mix

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[@zarchivoopieanthonyepisode1889]

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[@ToastyChud]

Jim breuer is weed

[@casualobserver2380]

Opie, Jimmy and Patrice trying to wrap their feeble minds around how much water is in the gulf is true comedy

[@JP-ht6nm]

If you think you’re smarter than Jimmy, I don’t believe you

[@brodieyake7735]

49:54 Patrice's impression of Arabian music is grossly underrated and hilarious.

[@BoqPrecision]

I know exactly what he's referring to...cabbie playing quran cd's lol

[@luismorales5832]

I burst out laughing in my kitchen when i heard Patrice’s singing.

[@notsocrates9529]

@@luismorales5832 lmao me too bro lol

[@avonmoreland5222]

😭😭😭😭

[@braddywarbucks]

Opie is like oil in water

[@Ryan599187]

He’s not too bad in this. I like what a kick he gets out of Patrice’s Chinese person bit

[@VashTheDamnFiend]

@@Ryan599187 I cringe at 80% of the things he says. Especially when he tries to “down” with Patrice he overly tries to be cool with the black guy whereas Jim and Ant come off wya more natural

[@21kburd]

Label something about yourself that everyone who knows you would hates that you wouldn't understand why they feel that way. Step under the microscope of being a known entity on planet earth in your mind.

[@user-ir9no1yf4j]

@@21kburd ok son of the shogun

[@ncaeon]

I love nopie and Anthony. I'm upset that I've listened to all of his edits and can't wait for another nopie upload.

[@ruicao4209]

Lmfao Jimmy was killing with some of those lyrics

[@peterwelsh1932]

Was waiting for " 🎶 ..... water/ So keep your B B C/ Out of my daughter "

[@walnutz8743]

No he wasn't, he's unfunny

[@johnneves6644]

@@walnutz8743Norton is hilarious your buggin

[@crispusattucks4007]

@@walnutz8743wow I never thought about it that way but you make a good point

[@wubanizer]

@crispusattucks4007 ​​😂 Norton is pretty funny sometimes though. Smart too. For me he's an acquired taste, patrice too. I got into these via Louis CK. He's a flavor i loved right off the bat.

[@augustushaynes1311]

Patrice is SO spot on about the mentality of cops and TSA, etc. There are wayyyyy too many conformists in public service as opposed to moralists.

[@roughcity1859]

god Patrice is the only one that still makes my stomach hurt laughing

[@joshspears8507]

He really was the greatest

[@peterwelsh1932]

Jimmy gets in in there, too

[@rawsko0316]

@@peterwelsh1932 I have to admit the " you have clams " from Dopie made me chuckle.

[@peterwelsh1932]

@@rawsko0316 remind me to say that all day at work tomorrow😹

[@countof3everybodyOD]

Did you really take the time to uncapitalize that g

[@crowdseyeview]

This is embarrassing but does anybody else sit there and conversate with the radio from time to time while listening to these

[@stephanmiguel]

“Inappropriate napping is what I’m trying to do”

[@AndySalinger33]

🎯

[@HamboneyGamezYT]

Patrice in 2022 is Laugh til you cry funny.......miss this guy

[@SkydaddyZozo]

R.I.P Patrice Oneal R.I.P Kevin Samuels 🙏🏽

[@vernonjackson_]

That's all I watch on KZbin ... the perfect Father/Uncle combo

[@SkydaddyZozo]

@@vernonjackson_ literally all we need especially if yo father/brothers not in yo life nomo

[@Respect2theFallen]

Daquan Wiltshire is pretty funny & does a Kevin Samuel's parody but pays homage to him cuz he thinks modern women are on Uber bs. He doesn't claim red pill(which I'm glad he doesn't).

[@SkydaddyZozo]

@@Respect2theFallen i fucc wit Dequan too faccs! Bt he gtta patch that shxt up wit lkiab

[@NineEight_Nine]

kevin samuels? eww😂patrice would like him 😂

[@kazxkx4695]

Anthony was underrated in this one, he was definitely chillin this day 😂😂

[@zachpeaugh9712]

“At least sentence him to maybe 20 years paralysis” LOL

[@kingpoopra6084]

Tolerance test concludes at 8:35

[@niaure6516]

Lmao

[@1231josue]

Haha thank you!

[@ggallin8177]

THE HOUSE NEXT DOOR TO ME ...GOT SOILED IN OIL..

[@ncaeon]

Thank God for Opie! Holy fuck!!!! Him interrupting genuine banter between friends having a good time to get a caller on or to input a bit that fails makes me feel good about myself.

[@KenFresno]

The fact that he though zillion was a real number made me furious for some reason. Thank god opie is still around to remind me how much life fucking sucks

[@dorpth]

I SMELL "BIT"!

[@StrangeTripNH]

@@KenFresno well… if you asked him, he should’ve been a doctor or an accountant because he was a rockstar with Match! Uggh

[@Sam-um9nu]

@@KenFresno one of the greatest comments ive ever read

[@briandavey1139]

​@@KenFresnorock star in math

[@TOSHIROTORONAGA]

Patrice was a man ahead of his time. he KNEW what's up

[@glitchygenius2764]

HOLY SHIT THIS IS STILL GOLD

[@Johnny1.0]

Now I'm convinced the government took out Patrice. Lol

[@KCCC326]

Corn subsidies putting high fructose corn syrup in everything killed Patrice. So in a way you're right

[@CorporateSmitty]

Oil and daughter lol

[@rtwm9179]

Opie preps the bull

[@michaeldiaz2411]

53:20 - 53:40 Patrice is the fucking best 😂

[@hlomlaxauka7319]

😂😂😂

[@jimmythegreek2472]

"Its 21%" Opie the big beer drinker from back in the day "Wow is that alot"

[@buhshmuh]

21 percent is a lot for a beer

[@Petergonzaleztv]

DICLIMINATION!

[@sca8217]

Hercules Hercules Hercules

[@Respect2theFallen]

Patrice ain't lying about the Muslim prayer playing it out loud thing. People playing anything at excessive volume in another language or just some strange shit is unsettling

[@AustinKloud]

Petroleum Claws! 😂😂😂

[@Danowarthemanowar]

All these years later and Patrice’s view is way more realistic than the others. I’d lose two of the others for him to be around. Especially if one was Opie.

[@Danowarthemanowar]

steak Johnson for sure. I’d also add that he’s right about the incompetence of the TSA. I love Jimmy and Ant but some of their opinions haven’t aged well. They might even agree.

[@duncanbeasley2442]

Lol

[@cookiemason7546]

Did u fart?

[@cookiemason7546]

@@duncanbeasley2442 did u fart?

[@VashTheDamnFiend]

@@Danowarthemanowar Jim is still a bootlicker. Ant has come around on most things but he’s become such a shell of his former self that it doesn’t even matter. He’s irrelevant. He missed his chance

[@thomaswiggins6668]

Ty for these videos

[@turkc79cb]

Racism is so much fun...thank you O&A

[@WingsChair]

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING! Comedy doesn't discriminate. Deal with it.

[@StevenBray-o4m]

Opie had a good line in this to be fair. Patrice "who told you this ?". Opie "the people who want you to believe it". That's a good line

[@tukos7370]

That shot at Amy Schumer at the last minute. 🤣🤣

[@jorgehernandez1490]

Opie "gotta remind people I did coke in college so I seem cool" Hughes

[@allanr1771]

quadrillion = 1000 x 1 trillion

[@zacharykaiser5910]

But how many zillions is that?

[@Limpass610]

Atleast A guillion

[@Armada762]

How many gallons of oil is in the Gulf answer it's over 9000

[@systemicchaos3921]

listening to o&a always made me uncomfortable because of Anthony's race issues. but when Patrice is on I feel it's balanced (in a effed up way) so I can enjoy to the max!

[@brandonb3174]

They were equals!

[@casualobserver2380]

Patrice being a racist is fine with you, but Anthony being a realist bothers you?

[@marct2923]

@@casualobserver2380 Patrice is racist but Anthony is a realist?? 😂😂😭

[@yunggpacino]

⁠Anthony is a racist he has an unreasonable fear of black people no black person has ever harmed him or his family but he hates them anyway and Patrice has more white friends than he does black friends Billy Burr was damn near his brother!Patrice learned how racist white guys think growing up in Boston so he can verbally battle any racist but that's just a defensive maneuver he loves all people well besides Asians!

[@ModernInkling]

“Thanks for having me, I don’t really add anything to the show.” Patrice O Neal See? He wasn’t always right.

[@Respect2theFallen]

This fool said walk in a circle 🤣😂🤣

[@frankjimenez5479]

I want patrice 's take on jab mandates.

[@seannacorea1441]

He thinks mandates are gay because he doesn’t date men.

[@zizoushifty1483]

You'll have to pay your local psychic for that, he's been dead for 12 years.

[@BootlyLee]

@@seannacorea1441 👻👻👻

[@rocknrollalien3955]

Listen to the last five minutes of the show. He sounds prophetic.

[@ammagnolia]

Please bring back Jocktober on Compound but just call it Optober where we just make fun of Opie.

[@orvil9223]

Apparently Jimmy doesn't understand the difficulty with igniting an explosive in an airtight container.

[@johnmileso21]

@13:20 - I did the math: that’s 0.00003% oil to water. Ant has a point.

[@253heatwave]

40:20- foretold the future

[@pitchblack1012]

amazing

[@oWR3CKL3Zzo]

@Charlie Sosa What did Trump put you through?

[@Szszsa]

@@oWR3CKL3Zzo dont care about left or right wing but your pfp would have hated Donald Trump

[@oWR3CKL3Zzo]

@@Szszsa I'm the same way man. Politics is nothing but a show game and I don't like nor dislike trump but I was curious because the gentleman at the top said what he said like he had been personally effected by the "leader" of the country and i just wanted to know if he had been and how

[@MaoMoney]

@@oWR3CKL3Zzo if you're a minority you've been directly effected by the blatant racism of emboldened white people

[@emiliofigueroa5818]

“Mosquey” 😂 Patrice was brilliant

[@dreamisnotsus8996]

If opie got mout reipped by a rhino I would be so happy

[@alexanderkvitrovn9828]

41:19 Bill Hicks

[@MrAlecksTv]

43:30

[@Jay-fx4tx]

TSA checkers have the same "authority", qualifications and training as the people who work at wendys.

[@rawsko0316]

We need NO&A for this one. #NO&A #nopieradio

[@andrewschuschu3499]

It’s important to try to understand other people, but Jimmy takes that to a fault here- if everyone admits it’s crap- then it’s crap. It’s that simple. An authoritative government will always try to manipulate sympathetic people to be sympathetic to its authority. If enough people raise issues at the airport and it annoys enough workers that’s how you get things done. Jesus with Covid stuff happening now going to a Target is like going through the airport. Those ideas love to spread.

[@dirisec5207]

The Sunoco salad

[@brodieyake7735]

1:25:47

[@masternoob9673]

What Anthony was saying in the beginning couldn’t be any truer 🤣 We could care less about the planet cuz we’re still doing our own shit. It’s our own asses we’re trying to save.

[@peterwelsh1932]

It’s a famous Carlin routine. So ubiquitous that no one even credits Carlin anymore. Called “the planet is fine”. The track before it “golf courses for the homeless” is a good setup for it, cause he also advocates cemeteries for low cost housing! Genius!

[@socrates5493]

At least you could less. Personally I COULDN'T Care less but 🤷‍♂️

[@PaladinThomas]

The Sun could fuck us all up so fast, if I was going to worry about anything it would be that

[@Limpass610]

Like really fcking fast. You wouldn't even have time to react

[@Blake_.Dryden]

That was one of those Joe Exotic bootleg songs, right? Really sounded like it

[@maxb9480]

Did they ever follow up on the beer? Anyone?

[@HamboneyGamezYT]

Playing No Mans Sky Right now....Patrice is a genius beyond the stars bro....

[@duncanedwards6461]

Jimmy's little songs are brilliant 😅

[@KCCC326]

Nobody likes mullatah water

[@craigmertz5688]

Lmaoooooo.....I have blow up phobia!!!

[@tendrel_sound]

“ ‘declinination’ makes me sick to my stomach”

[@christopherrobinmarriott7218]

I've never understood the opie hate. Of course ant and lil jimmy are funnier...by far. But hes the 'straight man' of the group. He was Dean Martin to anthonys Jerry Lewis . That show needed all 3 of them to be the epic, classic, PERFECT show it was.

[@Limpass610]

He kept the show moving. He might not be funny but allowed the funny to happen

[@lindboknifeandtool]

Yeah we can pick apart mistakes, but he played an important role. Like look at any now, I think they worked well together. Some shit is super irritating, but whatever, can’t be mad that a show didn’t go how I wanted 😂

[@Daveisnowhere.]

He is not lying about Arabs. Trust Ive Iived in the bay

[@AlexM-mr8of]

1:31:38 Norton with the Don Rickles line.

[@gailmargolis8811]

At 24:04 Patrice says 'mahujadin', they completely ignore it. If Vos made a verbal gaffe like that, they'd have laughed at him for 5 minutes straight.

[@goochface1000]

Classic example of Opie derailing Ant and Patrice talking about something hilarious by playing a shit song and then immediately turning it off

[@MyHelpWanted]

I don’t eat sushi nigga 🤣

[@noshowjackie]

Thank God New York City gave us sarcasm and negativity. 🗽

[@noshowjackie]

@@Mikehowarth1988 son. Well you must have come back from the dead pops

[@noshowjackie]

@@Mikehowarth1988 also I was being sarcastic I'll go ahead and help you out with that since you can't figure it out

[@TheHarryDunne]

Patrice would have had a huge problem with wearing masks for the coronavirus

[@AxelSpott]

Sure bud. You should really fill the gap he left since you know his thoughts.

[@TheHarryDunne]

AxelSpott why would you even comment. Idiot.

[@BrianIngham]

@Straight white unvaccinated male sure bud...

[@brodieyake7735]

"White people are drunks." 1:37:13

[@somegeezer6439]

26:00 1:20:39

[@jujuyamaguchi5994]

48:50

[@danb1215]

The 14 year olds that Anthony preys on are certainly no more confused about the world than him.

[@VisualiseTheFun]

50:16

[@somegeezer6439]

22:47

[@AnneHathawayRules]

7:06;😂

[@Hilder78]

11:20

[@arkyandy9612]

One eye just got bigger 😅

[@haloslipping3218]

As much as I dislike Opie, the show was better when he was actually engaged and interested

[@Smokefrog-jb2uz]

No fucking way. He is terrible all the time. Just listen to some nopie episodes and you’ll see what I’m saying. When you remove opie the show only gets better

[@puckernuts75]

And then what happens

[@Mikehowarth1988]

This opie guys a real jerk

[@yankeetherebel]

19:25 "Just like American Indians" Yeah because they were all so peaceful and kind 🙄

[@WooKs_Books]

Silence could have prevented you from sounding like a manifest destiny c*nt.

[@timmahan1131]

Plutonium?

[@KennyGee]

"I know but.. is it really from Louie The XIV times?" Patrice THE GOD O'Neal

[@thevirus7368]

Those songs are fucking sickening by the way.

[@lam1045]

25:50

[@RichardT-D]

1:40:55 lol

[@ClaudeChalk]

23:19-

[@gj8128]

42:08 😂

[@SemajRaff]

7:00

[@tehjamerz]

OandAnoOplease

[@habanerojones2169]

1:13:12

[@SFsailingbiking]

Patrice O’Neal is such a comic gangsta!

[@ClaudeChalk]

Your last name is not Eleven! Lol

[@daylongardner9923]

14:00 patrice cared about the planet before it was cool

[@Anfubvinch]

Ecology sure is a brand new concept.

[@MaoMoney]

Ever heard of the 60s?

[@theafflictionvhs17]

@@MaoMoney Those stupid hippies cared more about weed and music.

[@chimpachelka4054]

Straight up went to a party of 20 plus black chicks to a pizza joint who all complained about everything and straight up said “I ain’t tippin because y’all didn’t give me what I wanted the first time” like that was an excuse to NOT tip….

[@buhshmuh]

Straight up, brah. What a fucking tool, nice story, Opie jr

[@patsboxing94]

Besides Opster who thought he contributed anything to the show besides cringe worthy moments?

[@niaure6516]

1:38:00 white people are drunks 1:40:40 1:46:00 lol

[@nikieddi]

opie always interrupts

[@jimmythegreek2472]

he is a insufferable no talent cringe machine

[@brodieyake7735]

19:55. 46:25.

[@richardsweeney4020]

Like a spoiled daughter 😂

[@peterpratsch7223]

linger longer!

[@oduneyeman]

Obama's president naah

[@peterbudreau2902]

Opie at 13:00. Sea food stew. That guys is fucking great.

[@ncaeon]

Opie is the hole of his own show.

[@billybadass7718]

More like see food stupid or sumtin.. I’m just riffin’

[@youngeebs]

Opie's voice is so annoying in this one. The dumbest most superficial thoughts and all of them have some underlying tone of attention seeking. I have no idea how the rest of the guys could tolerate him, let alone comprehending how he could possibly have any fans. He is the absolute worst. Thanks to uploader though for at least keeping Patrice's memory alive.