Patrice O'Neal on Chinese People | Opie & Anthony

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[@ion6538]

12:30 - Patrice is onto something. Japanese are the White people of Asia. Filipinos are the Mexican people of Asia. Since America is heavily White and Mexican, Americans have kind of a familiarity with Japanese and Filipinos. This leads to their being more of an affinity for those Asian groups. Chinese, on the other hand, are perceived as too foreign. Their robotic personalities and stinginess don’t mend well with American culture and the important role that polite greetings, generous tipping, everyday small talk, charity, and comedic ribbings play in it. This leads to there being friction between historical Americans and Chinese immigrants.

[@MisterSingh.]

like how mexicans hate mexicans, makes sense

[@tomatoesofdoom]

I hung out with a group of 3rd generation rich Chinese kids when I was growing up in Toronto. They definitely do all have an "Us vs. Them" mentality that surfaces from time to time. It's beaten into them like dirt out of a rug

[@shamelessplug06]

As an Asian, they're like the Jews of Asia. Loves money. The only difference is they're indifferent towards accumulating power which the former are pretty good at.

[@historyrepeat402]

@@shamelessplug06from how I see it the Chinese see money as the means to the end of survival, while Jews see money as a means to power which at its end is survival

[@jaybinks871]

⁠@@shamelessplug06Interesting, I could see that. I think their disinterest in accumulating power might have to do with living in a communist country. But they still have kind of like a caste system there don’t they?

[@anniew4105]

Cupped his hands 😂😂😂😂 never fails to crack me up

[@neemaf829]

he sold it, lol!

[@BREAKocean]

I just listened to this part as i read this

[@VonTaylan]

And took 4 dollars in change 😂😂😂😂

[@ThatDudeLou2023]

Still listening to patrice talk about mundane shit in 2024 bc hes fucking hilarious.

[@diegoestrada7798]

2025 I wish Patrice could comment on current events.

[@johnw4659]

This might be Patrice at his funniest !

[@DVe-fw5sj]

The best part is he isn't trying to be funny...he is just telling the truth

[@isabelleger2815]

I still re-listen to these when I’m on vacation lying in a pool on a floatee!! Best feeling in the world and my happy place 😊😊

[@littlebigcommentary]

Damn, homies livin’ The dream. That sounds awesome lol

[@stephenholmgren405]

My favorite Patrice moment was when he ask Chris Hanson why the kids are so old 😅

[@mikelanzafame3401]

Electrical tape as the seaweed is just genius

[@xXDiGiTaLBaThXx]

I can listen to Patrice shit on asians all day! I've heard this one so many times over the years. The fish aquarium guy is funny

[@jcee6886]

I use myyyy batteryyyyy 😅

[@etangbose4755]

He *cupped his hands*

[@SigmaChicken09]

Racism

[@SigmaChicken09]

Just smile and blow me

[@Carpetmans]

34:34 lmaooooo menace to society is goated😂😂😂😂

[@haraldisdead]

Someone tell him about black customer service. They're like angry at you that they need to do their job.

[@WithdrawalDH]

he mentions that at the end of the video, rounded out the whole thing simply stating that every race has their social irritances that should be acknowledged

[@hghrmnds816]

Bruh they are rigid. I took one on a few dates, bruh she robbed me when I fell asleep at her crib. I didn’t know at the time but she kept sayin “don’t rob me” thru txt hella, and I actually liked her. Idk that shit crazy, cos she didn’t even look that good. Can’t let your guard down fr

[@xcalabur18]

😂

[@jaybinks871]

Have you tried not being black?

[@splashmoby]

Your story doesn't make much sense tbh. She told you not to rob her but she robbed you? She didn't even look that good but you actually liked her? Bruh.

[@montyball2868]

The funniest part of this is when Opie said " I tried to make sushi once too". No you didn't.

[@TL2354]

How do you know?

[@kevinhaubrich579]

Patrice called 2024 paying to be human …. Damn

[@tclassic6040]

You’re a cult member I bet because life been like what Patrice is saying don’t argue back free child care is considered communism think about it you got to pay to be a child lol

[@haraldisdead]

I have a sister in Seattle. She says China is literally like colonizing the northwest. They're demanding Chinese schools and don't associate with anyone else and break anti-segregation laws regularly.

[@tomatoesofdoom]

Their game of silently taking over the world is working and not working at the same time

[@shamelessplug06]

@@tomatoesofdoom Cause we Asians love money. Power is irrelevant unless it brings you more money. China taking over the world is solely based on economic reasons. Chinese people are afraid of losing their money. Notice how everything else in China fails in comparison compared to the United States whether it be international movies, military prowess, or even having a solid political bloc like NATO. That's the difference between us and Jews with the latter balancing both power and money.

[@jaybinks871]

That’s what immigration does; it creates mini ghettos within a larger community. These people never actually assimilate, despite what globalists pitch-they have no desire to.

[@marcob2137]

I live in Seattle. Your sister is not wrong. They act like you don't exist at all. They won't hold doors open for others and will literally rush through the door before it closes. Great Asian restaurants up here tho.

[@nothatsfine4952]

You don’t have a sister dope

[@marcob2137]

"The customer is always right." -Opie who's never worked customer service. That phrase should be banned.

[@noyes.]

Leave it alone

[@TheFaithfulAtheist]

It was an advertisement slogan from the 30s or some shit. That's it. Total bullshit.

[@adamimberti6948]

I worked in food service for like 6 months and in that time I learned a) everyone is a regular b) everyone feels like you owe them something free because they're a regular and c) everyone feels entitled to a unique and personalised greeting every time they come in because they're a regular. I much prefer the Asian, we're not friends so you just give me the exact amount of money and I'll give you exactly what you ordered approach.

[@TL2354]

Ok and? You’ve never worked in radio and you’re talking about it

[@marcob2137]

@@TL2354 ok, Nopie.

[@AugustThor438]

Cartwright!! Cartwright!

[@isaihvega9928]

There we go! I was thinking Carmichael 😂😂

[@StevetheMartin]

Yall literally go off to watch Stevey Brule mid show. Amazing.

[@JohnPuntoCom]

This just caused me to order Chinese food.

[@malelemonade5979]

Now I want Chinese food

[@malelemonade5979]

But I don’t want to order it lmao

[@juniornac1]

Definitely craving general tsos right now

[@althepal70]

If you have a hard time seeing red lights you probably shouldn’t ride a bike or else your fighting days aren’t gonna last much longer

[@emilja.4205]

Patrice is spot on. Those wanting to know why, watch TheChinaShow and ChinaFactChasers to see why most of them behave this way.

[@MichaelJ44]

5:49 hahaha

[@agge777]

The dude around 20:00 in. He makes the asian dude make him a new one, which he does without any grief since the dude found a hair in it. If he makes him a fresh one without a hair in it and no extra cost. Wtf does he expect it off the bill for? He got what he paid for, and every day is always someones fckn birthday….

[@Godzilla00X]

33:04

[@Regigigas135789]

LOLOL

[@TheRoamingUplander]

10:45 bay area Asians are different

[@nj7068]

Dr brule bit nice

[@Shawn-n1r]

The chameleon opie

[@jefflabbecomedy]

48:10 that's the funny part, wide aisles. Not to accompdate white folks, to accompdate guests. It's wild hospitality, and I'm here for it.

[@Nickscichlids]

opie really thinks he's the main character

[@ion6538]

3:40 - it’s interesting that Patrice makes this comparison. Chinese are known as the Jews of the East. Just as Jews are accused of being greedy, cheap, insular, nepotistic, and subversive in USA or Europe, Chinese are accused of being the same thing in Southeast Asia. Maybe it’s resentment of their success… or maybe it’s anger that their success is due to these qualities. Probably a bit of both.

[@jaydee9086]

Because China was/is a communist country.

[@kanegarvey848]

Jews are resented because they are somehow always the victim about everything and somehow never have blood on their hands. Meanwhile they'll sell you blood diamonds with the African kids arm still on it and not give a fuck.

[@dash4800]

I follow a channel that covers crazy stuff in China and his theory as to why they are cheap, scammers trying to get every little bit they can and not carr about others stems from living in communism where their parents had to fight for scraps and didn't know where the next meal would come from. So a comparison to news that mostly came from communist Europe actually makes a lot of sense.

[@jaja2084]

Lived in NYC my whole life. Can confirm.

[@johnbrewer62]

@@jaja2084I’m so sorry to hear

[@usern4metak3ns]

F in a boat cant be forgiven for their discourteous behavior! nor can star in a box!

[@crochetbyrhiannon]

Why does Opie cosntantly refer to conversations as 'bits'? It's unbelievably cringe

[@etangbose4755]

Self preservation, can call anything bad said a joke then

[@TL2354]

The fact that it affects your life as. Icy as it does show how pathetic you are

[@RK-re5tj]

@ Opie?

[@JuanPablo-wg9bk]

😂

[@haraldisdead]

They're using way too much soy sauce. Just make rice. I guess money is nothing to these guys.

[@effurfeelings]

Forced laughter all around. Affirmative action existed with o&a.

[@shamelessplug06]

Opie might be on the spectrum.

[@Skimmerlit]

Okay, Ping.

[@chichigotdayayo555]

15:13😂😂😂😂😂