Patrice O'Neal on O&A - Just Stay Objectified And Be Liked

[@zarchivoopieanthonyepisode1889]

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[@askers_]

Lmfao tip you for someone else's content

[@boogiebudz7932]

@@askers_ no, tip him for putting all these together for us and preserving this great content me thinks.

[@punawelewele]

Patrice asking the girl to "Name 2 chess pieces" was the greatest time restrictive, improvised IQ test ever conducted.

[@usern4metak3ns]

don't think it's really an IQ test, more of a profiling to her interest preferences. her entire life didn't involve chess, in the slightest. I would assume everyone could at least name pawn and king, but nope. Patrice tested her existence as a "hot girl", no casual intellectual pursuits.

[@punawelewele]

@@usern4metak3ns I don't what the fuck you said, but I like you.

[@usern4metak3ns]

@@punawelewele lol. anyone that likes Patrice Oneal, I like as well

[@jayrico6226]

Name 2 books

[@SteezLouise]

The Cat and the Hat and Goodnight Moon.

[@vegabuster523]

"Push that button fucker" - Patrice O'neal Shit cracks me up😂

[@kevinjones320]

R.I.P Bob Saget R.I.P Patrice O’Neal

[@trippytradingcards7852]

R.I.P. Norm Macdonald R.I.P Gilbert Gottfried

[@mayorkabul1537]

R.I.P lil skengs R.I.P yungAK savage

[@WaldoBagelTopper]

“That’s what I’m talking about. Little sexy nincompoops” 😂😂😂

[@AltCTRLF8]

“name 2 chess pieces” LMAO

[@oliilo1212]

Hahahahaha

[@buscapee]

"horse" hahhahahaha

[@usern4metak3ns]

The horsey and the thingamajig

[@joshuayettou3552]

That was great 🤣

[@PenguinAmbassador]

@@joshuayettou3552 every episode he has multiple lines that show why he’s the greatest of all time

[@Richcig]

Listening through all these old episodes this was 100% my favorite so far, great stuff

[@jb1996BLOP]

Only one that beats it is "the most vicious show" I still listen to that one at least once a month

[@Mikehowarth1988]

@@jb1996BLOP the dumb off was a good one.

[@TheSpear]

'enough of you parrots, aaaak' - the the great patrice oneal.

[@brandonobaza8610]

It's not a mid-2000s O&A show without a "wouldja?" or "you 'bout a size fourdeen?"

[@tastemaker_87]

Please can you explain the origins of this bit?

[@SundayMorningRunner]

@@tastemaker_87 Linger longer, mom

[@tastemaker_87]

@@SundayMorningRunner thanks man, will investigate

[@lilsmith22]

@@tastemaker_87 wouldja is from silence of the lambs and they love the one scene where the guy kidnaps the girl and says "wouldja" it really does never get old

[@shaunaballard2311]

@@tastemaker_87 I think Silence of the Lambs is “Wouldja” by Buffalo Bill. I think Buffalo Bill asked them what size they were, too.

[@nimo517]

Patrice O’Neal’s scripture will last forever, and it’s only March 2020. And that’s what he was, a think tank. This will last beyond decades and still have meaning, without having to study to understand. Yet, he says things most of us will never attempt to repeat, bc one wrong word and we can’t hold up like he does. Lastly, “Too weird to live, and too rare to die.” Hunter S Thompson

[@truthinaction0000]

And too damn honest for current day(any day past his final). Anthony surprisingly/not surprisingly no different than the men in my family, minus the entitlement.

[@PickassoEnt]

I love hunter and Patrice BUT, You Know If Patrice heard that quote attributed 2 him hed be like "Ewww DONT FUCKING put that on me with you're trying 2 be intellectual horseshit. To weiiirdd 2 live 2 rare 2 STFU haha"

[@nimo517]

@@PickassoEnt hahahaha you’re so right Same with “I wish Patrice was still alive” P: shut up muh fukka with that stupid shit Hahaha so true, and same with the people who believe they know what his take on any subject today would be. Anyone believing he’d be riding the Nopie train doesn’t know Patrice. He doesn’t ride anything, and he woulda hd his own take on the split

[@PickassoEnt]

@@nimo517 i seen some1 say that jordan Peterson was like the new Patrice and I was like WHAAAAAT??? I can Only imagine Patrice saying is that the Clean your room dude, were like LOOBSTAAAHHSS ohhhhh Shut the fuck up lol. Well with certain things I feel like you can tell where hed Land on it just based on his principles but not his specific take on everything. If theres 1 thing he WAS NOT its phony. I cant see him taking a side in the split.

[@nimo517]

@@PickassoEnt “I learned from defending Imos! I’m not playing Uncle Tom for another white professor pushing the limits on a college campus in Canada. The plight of the white man is not gender pronouns!” Hahahaha

[@jonamoe878]

“But you shouldn’t be able to wear my hat” holy shit

[@hibreaux2662]

1:48:00 - 2:07:00 no Patrice 2:30:00 the best hour ever

[@awsometomable]

Thanks king

[@radsthetics]

THE MFKN MAN

[@chrisgateway7846]

thanks man skipped all that

[@rontellem1547]

You da man

[@SachaLotus]

I was just wondering this…thank you 🙌🏼

[@schnarfschnarf5886]

Love Patrice talking sense to bear

[@DeliriumBand950]

1:27:35 “don’t ya there! Weeeeezy! Or whateva yo name is!” 😂 Patrice I’m dead 😂 I love ya rip lol

[@BigSaltyBoi]

This shit still has me dying. Patrice the goat will always be funny. That silence of the lambs bit with anthony kills me every time too. Need something like this nowadays. RiP Patrice

[@11seeya11]

god I love this!!! I was too busy working or some bullshit to not know enough about Patrice !! but Patrice is the greatest.... thanks so much for upload!

[@andjunglepunkthirteen760]

Welcome aboard.

[@t_papi]

Found out about Patrice 2&1/2 years ago I listen to these daily ever since.

[@DipCityDerp]

The last hour+ is some of my favorite Patrice audio especially with Vos, Bobby and Jimmy bashing each other and the old show.

[@jlogable]

It's crazy that they are talking about "Patrick O'Neil" on their first show. 2:58:06 . just kinda cool

[@pearsequigley1092]

An absolute masterclass in ball busting between guys that love eachother, I'm crying laughing

[@truthinaction0000]

Haven't got to all the content yet but this one was theeeee most comfortable segment(first part(two honorable fathers)of all the shows. Everybody was on the same level. I want to be at least half as honorable as those two fathers are. Best father/offspring show showcasing a workin girl ranch(legal at the time KZbin!), awesome times we won't get back. Rest in peace, Treeky and some past days.

[@grippo1927]

Always great when Bud Dwyer’s name comes up. 🤣

[@ILLEGALRHYTHM]

“Sweetie you don’t hold a pen in a fist” Oh my god

[@Matthew-my7zw]

That poor guy, man. I Hope he left that awful woman.

[@alZiiHardstylez]

Bear's fucking wife oh my god.

[@TripleOGdripGod]

Bear grylls wife looks like opie 😂

[@pearsequigley1092]

I would kill to be in their company on that show, amazing

[@pancraseash9002]

Its not the mafia lol

[@oblivionnow92]

They'd trash you lol

[@johnfisher8401]

with fuckin doublee golden gunz fuckkk yeaaa

[@kaptainkoala8476]

Patrice predicting onlyfans.

[@PickassoEnt]

The great NegroDamus lol

[@pleaseunshadowbanme]

"name 2 chess pieces" lol god damn

[@-onyx2626]

Her answer was even funnier!😁♞

[@roberthughes5880]

OMG 2nd half of this was making me CRY! Nothing like funny buddies cracking on each other...and also they're COMICS?!

[@anthonypirone4661]

If not thei best guest appearances and straight up madness in a radio program period 🎉😂

[@coachbilly6058]

Thank you. RIP Patrice.

[@ergosumadrieyl2927]

Not Opie constantly stopping the show. He will stop a golden conversation JUST to go to the phones and have some nothing stutter and ruin the flow. Thanks Opster.

[@HusaPusa]

You get to listen to the show for free and you found a way to complain...Btw Opster hired Antony and thats the only reason we get to hear Antony so yea you should thank the Opster.Never forget Opie is the OG.Btw you have a huge forehead i can land a plane on that mf.

[@normalguycap]

Ant talks too much and interrupts with his useless garbage too. Both OandA suck and never deserved a radio show.

[@oldjackrustler9302]

46:17 Why Nopie uses a freight train horn before he plays a sound clip with Opie in it.

[@jrwhynot3631]

Talking to them instead of about them really adds a level of genius

[@lachlanyoung4264]

Psst hey guys, I'm beginning to think the bunny ranch twist was planned all along and bringing the two fathers to face off was just a radio bit. Just a hunch.

[@JBrown_Trivium]

"Here's could've shortened that whole speech to 'Help' " 🤣🤣🤣 PATRICE 🤣🤣

[@VashStarwind]

LOL Bear grylls pretending he hasnt seen or heard of Survivorman is hilarious. What a dooosh lol.

[@VashStarwind]

Hashah was that Voss that roasted Grylls to his face? LMAO that was hilarious too

[@cervgiovanni]

1:28:44 Patrice quotes Sigmund Freud without knowing "What about you???" Ego literally translates to "and what about me?"

[@snoop8664]

10 years today❤️😔 RIP

[@sentientdogma1206]

45:40 Opie “take someone home and do it right on your daughters toys” LMFAO that one actually made me laugh out loud. That was a damn good one from Opie. It’s a miracle.

[@Tails7212]

Opie basically became 100% douche after Patrice died, they were friends

[@Overqualified1]

@@Tails7212 Yea. I feel like there was something more genuine between Opie and Patrice than Opie and the rest of the guys.

[@Smokefrog-jb2uz]

@@Overqualified1 What ? You guys are crazy. Patrice couldn't stand Opie. And called him out multiple times as the years went by.

[@Overqualified1]

@@Smokefrog-jb2uz don't imply your personal feelings onto the relationship dynamics of others. Patrice called Opie out in jest. It was fun and everyone laughed. And that's it.

[@Smokefrog-jb2uz]

@@Overqualified1 Lol since you know my personal thoughts and the exact time I am referring to please say the comment I am referencing. Or maybe you are projecting your personal feelings on this conversation? Patrice hit Opie with a lot of jabs that were not jokes. And I have plenty of examples.

[@shawndinora3211]

He's gonna wake up with 13 cats on his face. 😂😂😂

[@cervgiovanni]

18:26 I dont hate you, I love you... but you shouldnt be able to fit my hat!

[@projectmonk9673]

The last half is how men have fun. Guess what would have happened if a woman with dignity would show up? The fun would grind to a halt... Wait a minute...Opie was there...he always ruins a mans fun....

[@Gtahenny]

He said like grizzly man they missed a great scene at the end 🤣 After this trip the cats are going to like you now lmao

[@SkeletorsSon]

That last hour was the greatest thing ever produced 🤣

[@boggletelescope1883]

Opie with the first ever “what are those??” at 1:53:00

[@TripleOGdripGod]

Btw bear grylls is completely fake. There was a episode where he had to cross a crack in the ground and someone found the exact same spot and then panned the camera out and he was 70 yards away from a busy highway. Hes a complete phony.

[@stustu9717]

Anyone else beaming when it’s revealed that both guys get to go to the ranch?

[@ChuxDiaz]

"Like riding a hoe-bike" Fucking lol!!

[@pearsequigley1092]

Patrice o'neal rip absolute genius

[@chrislevack405]

Ant saying, "Let's do Time Square!" .... ooof

[@yeahgoood]

1:24:00 to 1:47:00 Patrice !! God bless you in heaven !!

[@willdill4987]

The Mona Lisa pictures eyes 😭😭😭🤣🤣

[@cervgiovanni]

3:22:00 PATRICE DOING KINISON! BEST OF BOTH WORLDS!

[@MoMuSu48]

Hold on HOLD ON HOLD ON

[@notlengthy]

Why is Anthony flabbergasted that British people pronounce words differently lmfao is this the first time he's heard of an accent

[@ibrahimtall6209]

One of the few times I was getting Opie vibes Ant. Usually Ant is very funny but him laughing at the pronunciation was just dumb and unfunny...maybe it was some inside joke on the show

[@claypool0]

How did Patrice never get hired as a co-host on a big radio show. I know they gave him Dr Philip, but imo he isn't a host he is a co-host like the Jimmy position on this show or the Artie position on stern

[@DiNunzioA]

That may be the best show of all time

[@accidentalpatient4152]

Bear Grylls is a hack. Les Stroud survivorman all the way

[@liquidmang]

Yeah it sucks he got busted for fake filler shots. Seemed like a cool dude. Survivor Man the real man.

[@accidentalpatient4152]

@@liquidmang who got busted for fake filler shots?

[@liquidmang]

@@accidentalpatient4152 Bear Grills. They did a zoom in shot of him wondering into the mountains and someone found out that mountain was just off a freeway

[@pleaseunshadowbanme]

@@liquidmang thats not even the reason you should hate him, he gives out factually incorrect survival info that would get people hurt

[@charlest5604]

Bear was also staying in hotels while pretending to stay the night in the wilderness. Survivorman was a real one.

[@vincemarsh4217]

These guys are the best!

[@Ryan-ez6mt]

Last 30 minutes is killer

[@Living_Legend85]

How did I get here, that’s what I think about.

[@somegeezer6439]

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[@cervgiovanni]

1:35:55 slow clap

[@fluffyelephant32]

First time hearing from 2:30:00 on and my mouth is dry from laughter

[@tyroniousyrownshoolacez2347]

Vos @ 1:08. 💪🤣. Only good line the gay beaver ever had.

[@mobucks555]

Wish you were here to shit on 2021. IF I MEET YOU IN HEAVEN IM GONNA ASK FOR AN AUTOGRAPH!

[@Jdac333]

Wonder what happened to bear?

[@roberthughes5880]

They always take fire but this is D-day. This is Omaha beach! ❤❤❤

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[@evanmarshall7966]

Bad boy Opie 44:28

[@roberthughes5880]

"alter-top"...Vos stepped on his own joke. (j/k...these MFR'S killed!)

[@atlntcostv7293]

Yo Vos was hilarious in this

[@lifeofkyle337]

Intro song?

[@AppliedFool042]

No sleep til brooklyn- beastie boys

[@goodboyconformist]

very sweet!

[@deathmedicaldave4823]

Funny they were talking about Jill nicolini and then eventually Anthony ends up dating her 😆

[@lam1045]

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[@zachpalmero1356]

Voss killed man

[@jainubeezy1]

Where's Walrus! Lol. Classic!

[@DavidDantePhoenix]

It was a simpler time...

[@trunks7604]

Rich trying to be bear ?!?

[@johhnn]

Patrice was rigjt about bears wife

[@emptyblank099a]

All that fake laughing around 20:50:30 mark is terrible.

[@DeathWard187]

Damnnn bears gonna get that!

[@arkyandy9612]

Voss bashing Opie got me… and I can’t stand Rich

[@JuanPablo-wg9bk]

😂

[@Fudge_Fantasy]

They fried anthony..smh geeze

[@Jdac333]

SHUT UP OPIEEEE

[@TheSpear]

duck ears? fucking vos....

[@tomzimmerman8]

Ugh, Opie adds nothing yet again.

[@HueyPLewis]

God Opie really sucked. Wow.

[@Wembylution]

Patrice is kinda a hater.

[@Wembylution]

Exactly. He say it's just my insecurities

[@luishynes8794]

U forgot to switch accounts lol

[@eldnahym]

He’s a self admitted hater

[@VashStarwind]

@@luishynes8794LMAO he totally did.. haha funny shttt

[@RicardoSkeete-t4x]

Lool

[@AUSROTTENY2K]

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