BANG YOU ON MY COFFEE TABLE

[@FeditoxGamingar]

say, you turn my software into hardware

[@blowintrees4885]

I think this is a good one for him

[@TheVibrantHD]

+Lucid Trees lol

[@scarcelys]

pickup line

[@macmartin3965]

Say "I'm not going to rape you, but you'll bleed all the same" Guaranteed wins!!!!!

[@tomlink6384]

no chill

[@joel9526]

+Mac Martin yeah nah that'll work aye. Zazef, his right. that's the secret code.

[@hestonsverige]

wow your life seems to rock

[@NinjaPineapple]

+Kirsten Durst he's like me cept no autism.

[@c80made]

Jesus, approaching girls at night, chasing them down as they literally run away...

[@zippycommenterfinnagetatte4345]

Say, "Hi my name is zazef, dont be alarmed by my accent, i was wondering if i could use your phone to call someone." then call your phone and you will get the girls number and you can then call her or some shit. Hope this helps.

[@aznmayo]

He’s not a troll damn

[@ivansalamon7028]

"He's a creepy guy" LOL

[@lewiscorkhill9753]

if he's a creepy guy, im 12

[@SergioR00]

+Lewis Corkhill if ur 12... I'm 12

[@lewiscorkhill9753]

Sergio Ruano if you're 9, i'm 9

[@mars022]

+Lewis Corkhill If you're 69 I'm 69

[@benmounfield6078]

+Lewis Corkhill if ur 4 I'm 4

[@DSchae2165]

if some random dud(e) came up to me trying to pick me up like you do, I'd laugh and walk away. It's friggen creepy. You're creepy. Stalker-like. That's what you're becoming. A stalker that makes girls feel uncomfortable. Stop it.

[@codylujan]

Dude, just turn it into a joke. Say "girl r u a beaver cuz damn"

[@iAndroidTab]

Say : Kiss me if I'm wrong but dinosaurs still exist, Right?

[@vincentcampaert8497]

+xXx_Hiro Shi_xXx (iAndroidTab) Aint a chicken or a bird a dinosaur?

[@pablogaspar6658]

reptilian army hisssss

[@SuperiorADAM]

HISSSSSSSS

[@katyvanderwege5874]

+pabs_ de_fish hisssssssss

[@Robotictonic]

HISSSSSSSSSSS

[@vebjrnholm7196]

+Pink Guy HISSSSSSSS

[@respectpipemacerel4914]

+Pink Guy no , hisssss and leaf a dislike.

[@Orangesoda65]

"Are you 40 Attack? Because I want you to wield my rune long."

[@cricketfilms5112]

you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive

[@av16791]

not a disc...

[@huw008]

+Dominantbunion ESG Even though a floppy has rectangular plastic case, the inside content is literally a floppy disk.

[@huanlemd]

lmao why he does he start like every video with "I'm pretty sure you already know this..."

[@class8810]

I love the logic, if the internet tells me to do something I’ll do lt

[@BarnzeyBaby]

He Has On A Chris Jericho Shirt, He's The Goat 🐐

[@daganmassimino737]

First! I love you Zazef! You are a living legend!!! :D

[@sibixis]

Hissssssss be ready for brotherhood. Leafy will get you m8.

[@FrozenXBlade]

Why's Leafy Bashing On This Guy He's Amazing

[@TeamCobble]

I feel bad for him, hes been trying so hard to get a girlfriend and hes showing his journey on youtube.

[@FrozenXBlade]

+TeamCobble No offense, but asking out random girls right when u meat them isnt exactly what i call trying.

[@rayyy271]

say "My name is moe lester and you lookin fine"

[@Guts_Brando]

LMFAO

[@Ajesen]

Call the cops *zooms in*

[@anonsensicalstoryofdrownin4561]

HISS. Long live the brotherhood

[@anthonysantana3551]

Get to the choppa lmao 😂😂😂😂 HISSSSSSS

[@Anthony_Ashbaugh]

kids got balls

[@haydenguy8146]

sorry man

[@gamingtrailmix4264]

omg this made me cringe so bad 😖

[@LZGam1ng]

I know right this is the most cringeful video I ever seen

[@AnusDiscors]

ouch :(

[@toastermcpasta3246]

Say. "If you be the bread, I'll be the butter"

[@SebastianHAskim]

Best pickupline: I'm rich

[@JackGetsBored12]

'Something is in his ass" What a legend.

[@chriscar1527]

Omg the editing is ON POINT

[@alet5365]

Use this pickup line - "I was wondering if you would like to come back to MySpace so I can twitter with your yahoo and the Google all over your Facebook"

[@Guts_Brando]

lmao

[@lukapotic754]

Pick up line,say:Daddy's home. ouh and i almost forgor HISSS

[@respectpipemacerel4914]

say "ride my pin needle". always works.

[@punishediskala7314]

Oh boy, this is ironic.

[@FatherDinny]

Right first tip :get rid of glasses,you look good without them tip2:GO TO A NIGHTCLUB

[@cookiepowered479]

Damn that camera man sounds like he is on shrooms.

[@Crosby69]

Dont worry dude, there is someone out there for you. Just keep trying.

[@christofferore6285]

THE REPTILIAN ARMY SHALL INVADE THIS CHANNEL!!

[@christofferore6285]

HISSSS

[@christofferore6285]

HISSSS

[@shadowmerc1576]

HISSSSS

[@ryan-fp5tv]

stop harassing girls

[@jbfan6969]

100th like. 50x2=100 aka u need to make 2 prank videos

[@bencoffin6848]

Dat hair tho

[@anonymousrecords313]

say "if i were earth you would be my sun"

[@vitalkill9021]

HISSSSSSSISISISISIISISISHISSSSSS

[@vitalkill9021]

Wait... Isis is in that word I said leafy Isis comfirmed

[@micheE2001]

say "Heyyy theres a problem with my phone...... youre number is not in it"

[@uncertaintytoworldpeace3650]

hes scaring away all the girls lol

[@Raw8941]

You are like a airport you make my heart take off

[@jedaellis7238]

OK OK first HISSSSSSSS REPTILAIN ARMY, second say roses are red violets are blue baby I'm single but that won't stop you

[@mikeyangyang8816]

Why they are running away after you say " sub to my channel? LOL

[@NotEliteGamer]

Help! I've fallen for you and I can't get up.

[@evan23818]

Thanks leafy

[@romayoweedman8983]

I love you man

[@andred2110]

Reptilians Have arrived HISSSS

[@adrian29811]

Ok this is fake right no way did he fucking chase that girl

[@EmBee27]

limitless need to learn from him

[@connerpace4972]

Pickup line: Are you Filthy Frank because IT'S TIME TO STOP!

[@NEINEINEINEINEIN]

should keep all of his videos and new ones just at 50 likes

[@fullmetalsasquach8229]

as a girl. "hey do my shoes match my eyes? she will look at your feet then at you . after she does. say "thanks for checking me out!" and say it with confidence.

[@caenir4428]

Everybody is scared of you now :D

[@Jeremiah1857]

My pick up line :Wassup baby girl , u cute to be honest I'm tryin to see if u wanna go out some time 😎

[@stelzyy6642]

dang that lady was scared of your face

[@tigerpeng1732]

say i am a poop but you can be on top on it

[@Adam-mt3fb]

Are you made by Samsung, because you're my galaxy

[@BANG-ce9cc]

Love your vids

[@keagans.7296]

it's legal to record someone on public property

[@arccster]

Obvious troll

[@Zambie5]

Did you fall from heaven, 'cause so did satan

[@gangstabean11]

it's like when people do pranks. they act racist and then they say it's just a prank. it's not a prank you insulted them. surfaced them. ITS NOT COOL STOP

[@silasblair7380]

And oh ma god that 50-50 tho

[@xxcrazy_davexx219]

"im pretty sure you all ready know this" - No i dont fucking know this #LEAFYISKING!

[@watur4883]

hiss hiss hisss

[@yngeeddiee]

thanks bro

[@GGitten]

wheres this guy from?

[@zerosend9123]

leafy brought me here

[@torrencecopham8755]

he asks girl way below his age

[@SuperiorZeeko]

HISSSS

[@Pieherto]

mad respect^^ i'm actually impressed

[@RuztyShackelford]

Stop asking girls out.

[@sanderjacobsen9490]

its not rape if u wear socks

[@ShmeatPacker]

"But you know they might say yes this time you never know" Wrong, we do know. They're never gonna say yes. Stop

[@tomjohnston884]

Omg how dose this guy get all the chix?

[@kenanjennings3728]

Dude...please just stop, Im not sure if it's a joke or not but I feel like some people only like these to see you do something stupid to make yourself look bad. there are other ways to ask girls out man.

[@chunkemonke398]

kenan jennings he’s actually an inspiration to me and I borrow some of the pickup lines in the comments

[@traymuse3810]

what country is he in?

[@michellewolo]

leafy is god

[@Xxjayz0120xX]

im loving the Cringe moments

[@soniacoelho3306]

plz stop ur creeping people out but say this " hi wats ur name *state ur name* *get to to know more about her then ask her on a date*

[@obscurr]

so ask out guys

[@royalwolfgg4916]

why do you call it picking up girls when you can't even get a girls number

[@given1115]

This edit tho

[@apestench1711]

im pretty sure u know this but hisssssss

[@absentiambient]

Dude you will get arrested someday. Stop it

[@blondeboi2132]

dude , stop before u hurt someone

[@ayoshutup336]

you dont get girls bro

[@yngeeddiee]

I did kinda bad I do better next time

[@Levilevilevi69]

Okay it looks like his just running down girls like a fucking creepier

[@starfishkiller3698]

gets 491 likes

[@jmarvegas3336]

Pick up line. Hey baby wanna go on a hot date

[@raccoon351]

hey, i like you

[@frededneddy246]

HISSS

[@skate96production]

Oh man I feel so sorry for you, honestly I can help you get any girl (almost any girl you want) buuut there is one problem... the technique will make her your for one date maybe, but! But i wont! why!? well... you will never change, you will get the girl and only terrorize her and leave scar in her mind, so better stay like that till you find the same kind of.... person like yourself mister. have a nice day.

[@Guts_Brando]

hes just acting dude

[@arrionbeck3800]

+oguzcan yuzuguldu what evidence do you have to support that?

[@bignoodleenergy3652]

hissss