True Facts: Stinkhorns

Gleba.
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CREDITS BELOW:
Dr. Kathie T. Hodge - Dr. Hodge was kind enough to spend time with me on the phone walking me through the incredible complexity of these creatures. She also granted me permission to use the Cornell time lapse footage.
Stephen Thornton - / steevotsteevot - Stephen has captured amazing time lapses of the stinkhorn and it is very worthwhile to go to his channel and see them in their full glory.
@freymanbg - / freymanbg - amazing instagram featuring all sort of fungus and mushrooms.
Gio Lopez - / @mycogio - Gio has a channel called Myco Gio on which he goes into lovely detail about mycology. His explanation of the stinkhorn was extremely helpful - as was the amazing footage.
Cathy Whitfield - www.flickr.com/photos/1465500... - Cathy is an amazing photographer and happened to train her eye on a stinkhorn egg!
Rudi Langer - www.flickr.com/photos/rudi-la... - Also a wonderful collection of colorful photography!
Björn S... - www.flickr.com/photos/4094826... - a wonderful collection of microscopy and wildlife!
@mugrooms - / mugrooms - Pictures of mushrooms and other fungi, as well as the occasional slime mold.
Kent Loeffler - Kent was the original photographer for the Cornell timelapse!
Jason Hollinger - www.flickr.com/photos/7147684... - Incredible images of Lichen and other wonders.
Arne Christensen - / arkchristensenbio - wonderful collection of biology time-lapse and human anatomy.
David Noble - / davidnoblenet - a traveler and wonderful videographer
Bernard Spragg - www.flickr.com/photos/volvob12b/ - incredible photos, some of which Bernard has offered into the public domain
Peter Kuttner - / @peterkuttner - channel featuring all sorts of biodiversity!
@bealeiderman - / bealeiderman - a collection of images that show the magic in your backyard!
@myceliummagic - / myceliummagic - adventures in the Australian rainforests!
@mushrooms_inigo - / mushrooms_inigo - featuring the mushrooms of Spain!
if you have footage you would like to donate please contact me at [e-mail]
if you would like to support True Facts please visit / truefacts

[@Genetics80]

"True facts is not appropriate for children, or adults who don't act like children." -Zefrank

[@professionalcommenter]

@@ericolens3 Ha ha ha!

[@danielb270]

@Pseudo Typos it is a quote from another "True facts" vide (just so you know)

[@gabriel300010]

@@ericolens3 no you will have adolescence. Your puberty was your midlife crisis.

[@theresatyler4043]

@@gabriel300010 lolololololol...!!!

[@GameCaveMA]

COPPA will still fine him

[@taramerryman7330]

I never get tired of hearing him the word “babies”.

[@krizhadia9906]

bebis hahahahha

[@krizhadia9906]

Bebes i mean hahaha

[@rosemariegibson2010]

Bebes

[@katyanaa]

Bebeys

[@BobJones-rs3wy]

I like it when he says "byurrd".

[@jimmyhamm9737]

CAN BREAK THRU ASPHALT; DAMN THAT IS A STRONG STIFFY.

[@nordicfalcon]

And this is why I read the comments section ☕️ For this quality gold. Thank you.

[@cavvieira]

That's just Tuesdays.

[@KrotowX]

Stiffy is already from OzzyMan's lexicon.

[@lavetissene339]

Bri'ish

[@scottperkins5038]

I am unable to fathom why this needs to be in app caps but I'm glad it is godspeed sir.

[@penelopeclaire539]

I finished a whole bowl of chili watching this video and I didn't even hesitate for a single bite out of sheer willpower. I just want you to know I'm really proud of myself for succeeding at that.

[@pimpasskilla2814]

why would you said that bro that's racist

[@VergilSparda69]

@@pimpasskilla2814 bro what??

[@smoochysmoochy7267]

🤣🤣🤣

[@smoochysmoochy7267]

@@pimpasskilla2814 Blah Blah Blah YEaH...Everything is racist now🤢😜

[@darrellcook8253]

It tried to change the flavor of my desert, a strawberry sundae.

[@BBHexKey]

"If it comes to you first Jerry, just spit it out."

[@TK-ij2xi]

This is the comment I scrolled for.

[@kuro1803]

TK W same

[@TK-ij2xi]

@@kuro1803 Great minds... So far we're in the company of 110 great minds that think alike!

[@Rustman80]

"It's on the tip of my tongue. It's on the tip your tongue too Jerry."

[@djgoodot]

This is the comment I hoped not to see..

[@tomhewitt8017]

2:08 "This slime is- oof... I'm sorry" We all felt that one, Gerry

[@tomhewitt8017]

Half of us anyway

[@DjFreemode]

Literally broke himself in half.

[@notmyhairyarmpits]

The middle mushroom: 'OH FU-!!'

[@ChatterGaming]

Deeee xD

[@Peng_Pong]

It slowly started yellowing

[@Vincenttst]

when he said Glebur, I had a feeling he was advertising a Plumbus.

[@guyonthecouch136]

I died

[@pscyking]

This is what happens when God spends Edible Sunday binge-watching Rick & Morty and retconning evolution.

[@28russ]

Just commented it sounded like they were making a Plumbus haha

[@TheStunnerFTW]

Gleba* smh

[@AngelaSmith_1970]

🤣🙌🏽💀👻

[@DamianSiIvers]

"Can break through concrete" A few seconds later Buckles under own weight*

[@Biodeamon]

being able to support weight and exert force are too different things

[@cavvieira]

Sounds accurate.

[@IronicHavoc]

Some species can

[@tsrmmercy836]

@@Biodeamon yeah but they mostly CORRELATE

[@CJM-rg5rt]

It snagged on whatever that background is when it was growing. It kinda proves it's strength rather than disproves it. Certainly didn't break from It's own weight.

[@bocodamondo]

this whole video is just one giant innuendo joke

[@viereuro8166]

bocodamondo can u post more?

[@MockedClown]

Why is channel no longer creating videos

[@ianbuilds7712]

A pen is... Good to keep by your bedside Incase it comes to you in your sleep😂😂. If it comes to you first just spit it out...

[@donaldbrown7715]

Well,yes,I do believe you are correct. I also believe that is part of the reason people keep watching every video he makes. ;-)

[@donaldbrown7715]

builds ahahaha, too funny, I mean, he really milked it for every drop,didnt he? Oops, I just did it myself.oh my

[@SilvioMDante]

And that ladies and gents, is how the Stinkhorn Mushroom do.

[@Menderino]

Hello dr meeem lel

[@aslan_roars5263]

xavier marcha That's the joke

[@coldpulse8477]

Ew

[@shelly_asmr]

I miss him saying that!

[@AngelaSmith_1970]

But he forgot about the stinkhorn mushroom that’s said to be the world’s most potent aphrodisiac 😂 don’t believe me, look up stinkhorn mushroom that can make a person climax just by smelling it and be grateful it’s called a stinkhorn for a reason 😂

[@jdsbees3257]

The stinkhorn eggs are edible. They have a slightly radish-like and water chestnut taste and texture. According to them, Stinkhorn witch's eggs can be eaten raw or cooked, and remind the chef more of vegetables than mushroom in their flavors.

[@Liz-sc3np]

Eww noo!

[@jdsbees3257]

@@Liz-sc3np Oddly, the eggs don’t have any bad odor, they do t start stinking until they sprout. Still didn’t keep me from staying as far as my shovel handle would reach, away from them. When something stinks so bad you can smell it from 20-30 feet away, it’s not meant to be eaten, touched, or anything else, except maybe covered up with dirt and hidden.

[@irpsicologiayeducaciongrup8251]

So kinda... nutty

[@muhammadalvarezafannani2922]

if you never seen an stinkhorn before, heres a clip of a kitten an puppy best quote of the day

[@drtlhaupt]

an adult voice with the humor of a 13 year old. my kind of guy. lol

[@HayTatsuko]

And one who is in fact quite genius in his overall work. Don't let the humor fool ya -- Mr. Frank has a degree in neuroscience. He's done numerous TED Talks, too. The best humor comes from a smart dude with the 'tude of an early teen, who doesn't give any flips about who might be offended. Sophomoric humor at its zenith, y'all.

[@lilmike2710]

Ikr. Farts, poop and dingdongs.

[@NinoNiemanThe1st]

A not-that-funny 13 year old though.

[@krafaxxii6685]

@@NinoNiemanThe1st should've included unpopular opinion on your comment

[@hjalfi]

As I've heard it put: "Not for children, or adults who don't behave like children"

[@madcasual1111]

“Elsa would like to show you something” Me: could she like, not, though

[@zakrylee9918]

Madison Curry LOL

[@hannahkalter5405]

Madison Curry honestly though 😂

[@OpalSilkMoth]

Don't be rude! She's very shy and it took alot of courage for her to show us!

[@madcasual1111]

Yuri Trash I never consented 😡😡😤😤

[@zakrylee9918]

@@OpalSilkMoth The way you said that made me very uncomfortable I don't know why LOL.

[@Dragonslayer420]

"Fleshy origami" I will never see that the same way again

[@one_bad_mofo8658]

"Well if it's on the tip of both our tongues, i'm sure it'll come to one of us sooner or later Jerry." My god, i'm done. DOOONNNE! *holds guts laughing*

[@thatyepez]

I thought Elsa was an injured turtle at first, would’ve been horrifying if there was no audio

[@Grabnok]

“Local tortoise at the zoo explodes onto the viewing glass, traumatizing every child present. ROLL THE CLIP.”

[@danio6704]

Same

[@TheReaverOfDarkness]

"Get the popcorn!" "It's in the tortoise cage!"

[@williamjackson194]

I can only imagine the person trying to put in their head phones while the video plays.

[@miko57wang]

I was watching this with no audio. This was in fact traumatizing.

[@caden0622]

“It’s all over rather quickly...” Well, I tried my best. No need to be demanding.

[@suryaniningsih5619]

LP

[@jama17gill]

I think that thing belonged to Jeffrey Epstein?!

[@sailormoonstone5172]

These comments are so great. I’ll always love this channel

[@Mortthemoose]

😂😂😂😂😂 ohhhh, I have tears of laughter rolling down my face, first from the video, then from the comments section!

[@hairyfrog429]

😂

[@JohnJaggerJack]

@ 03:25 "...a (pen is) useful to have by your bed side...". Brilliant. Jeremy Clarkson brilliant.

[@user-bn8bh1ct3c]

"It's in the tip of both of our tongue." "If it comes to you first, just spit it out." "I just can't put my finger on it." "You can't put your finger on it all day, and when you're in bed at night, it just pops up out of nowhere."

[@owencole2406]

A pen is use to have by your bed side

[@janeilnold5863]

*tip breaks off the fungus “Ooof, I’m sorry.”

[@nocturnal0072]

Imagine something like that happens to your junk. I cringed immediately.

[@talon310calif]

I felt sorry too.

[@carolnorton2551]

I laughed till I hurt !

[@diamondbrony8550]

roblox player

[@catyoga3691]

@@nocturnal0072 it not just breaks off it's ripped

[@kylestubbs8867]

zefrank1: The world's first writer of nature documentary erotica.

[@danieltaber4924]

Most assuredly not.

[@remanjecarter2787]

When is he gonna publish a book Asking for a friend

[@cannedmusic]

at least the first you can really wrap your han...HEAD around

[@MrMakavcio]

Oh boy. you must be new to the internet. I salute your innocence

[@siawsebastian9089]

I think that's Jerry.

[@horsegranola]

My very first college professor showed us “true facts about the owl” back in 2013. It calmed me down a lot and made me laugh! Thank you ☺️

[@ThatCrazySylveonIsAtItAgain]

See, if this is how they taught all subjects in schools, the lessons would stick with us a lot longer.

[@The85F0X]

If pornos were narrated, this would be the voice.

[@benthomason3307]

wrong, it'd be Markiplier's voice.

[@granola661]

oops! haha

[@redflame300]

@@benthomason3307 meh

[@loriw.9166]

😂

[@Yoanka]

@@benthomason3307 Oh yes, hahah. I feel like his frequent use of words like "goober" would lend itself to this role perfectly.

[@stillme4084]

This disturbed me very much. Thank you & please make more videos. It soothes me to know there are people more kooky than I.

[@cynthiawilson4500]

Yes you are home

[@sonamdamo3648]

"its in the tip of my tongue" "Its in the tip of your tongue too, Jerry" *Its in the tip of my tongue too*

[@SunnyLovetts]

On*

[@CherryBeScary]

The only man with a voice that makes me WANT to learn something gross

[@cowboykelly6590]

Cherry : So True

[@LomasneyAaron]

Cherry Plays i read this with a comma after something

[@xenon1585]

True

[@narcfreekeekee9168]

Cherry Plays so that’s why I’m still watching

[@eno4516]

My phobias are screaming

[@Xiquarius]

The genuine "Oof, I'm sorry" as the mushroom broke apart broke me.

[@joshuarorrer1813]

Same here! It took me a minute to realize this man said "oof". I'm still laughing!

[@adriennefigueroa2216]

That was one of several parts of this video that had me in tears! So good 👍😂

[@fandomguy8025]

We all have bad days, even mushrooms.

[@jonathandonley3299]

Yeah. That's about when the tears started in the middle of laughing so hard.

[@PuFFerTV98368]

The dialogue in this video is beyond excellent, also the chronometer interrupted cinematography is a pleasure to allow my rods and cones to interpret the reflected images along my optic nerve. The sensations my brain feels as it adjust my serotonin levels reminds me of something pleasurable. I HIGHLY recommend this collection of 1 & 0’s

[@Shadowpastcool]

For a moment the stink horn "fruit" looked like a Graboid, personally

[@biscuit4658]

i’m scared and fascinated at the same time

[@beachgirl4583]

I’m revolted and fascinated.

[@starmaker75]

That nature for you.

[@mohmu9]

that's what she said

[@davidhollenshead4892]

Try looking up the female ginkgo tree, as its fruit smells like vomit mixed with rotting flesh...

[@someonessecondaltaccount6932]

Who isn't

[@montybishop2367]

I could have gone my whole life not knowing these existed

[@opalescentrosesb.w.3774]

Be happy you've never smelled it, it's bad...

[@thecrow4637]

69likes

[@atoka2206]

Few days ago one was growing behind our workshop and i kicked it, and it severed. The next day it was bigger than before and i was like what in the actual fuck is this? lol

[@hazydoom69]

@@atoka2206 the hydra of mushrooms

[@davidhollenshead4892]

Try looking up the female ginkgo tree, as its fruit smells like vomit mixed with rotting flesh.....

[@TheBollysongs]

The dirtiest one I've seen so far, I giggled like a school girl......"I can't put my finger on it" tee hee ☺😂

[@jasonstough2934]

As always, well done. Love the videos, very educational, and the narration is superb. True facts about the Aye Aye and true facts about the sloth are still my favorites. Absolute gold!!! Thank you

[@thatgirlwithbangs]

“If it comes to you first Jerry, just spit it out.” I laughed so hard omg

[@varietyvideozone]

Gabi me too 😂

[@Keyboardkat3]

"Or a person with a sinus infection put an m-80 in his nostril" I swear all of Zefranks analogies are pure gold

[@satriyoajiP]

i must say i agree with u

[@asshole9191]

If loudness were silence they would be the loudest birds

[@riversong4997]

My favorite is, "Like a lactose-intolerant cheesemaker, the cuttlefish is unaware of its own gift."

[@james3098]

Not forgetting "to imagine this, imagine something you can't even imagine"

[@Gfan-yi7tm]

Reeeeeaaaaaallllly didn’t need the phrase “fleshy origami” in my life.

[@sauletto1]

Ok... after watching this and the diabolically clever narration , I subscribed and am now going to do a thorough run through of all the other videos here. Awesomeness !

[@foolishsamurai]

Me: "Oh mushrooms, my dad likes mushrooms, he will enjoy this one" 10 mins later me : "Jerry spit it out"

[@dacksonflux]

Don't listen to him, Jerry. Spitters are quitters.

[@beachgirl4583]

😂

[@DemBigOlEyes]

Learn to swallow Jerry.

[@TheKnitch]

Hahaha!! You win comment of the day.

[@user-xw3jl1vx6g]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIvJimCDhK18fM0 Dackson Flux

[@godreaper5378]

Lol

[@vadavada7605]

"A person with a sinus infection put an M80 in his nostrils"...Oh man that phrase *CRACKED ME UP!*

[@kazodathree2520]

You are by far the funniest dude ever...I love you and this channel so friggin much. Please upload more often, we are all deprived of your genius. I actually crave your videos...please end my suffering!

[@charleschidsey6192]

“All the little spore bebbes are off into the world”. Oddly comforting.

[@breakingames7772]

Then a schammi spits on it, then rubs it

[@Valvex_]

@@breakingames7772 xD

[@goreobsessed2308]

@@breakingames7772 we ain't talking plumbis :p

[@himadrijoshi]

bebbes

[@j.s.1816]

Indeed.

[@skinisdelicious3365]

The kitten and puppy wasnt enough

[@Couchpotaytoooo]

I need more eye bleach

[@ridzmanaliff6651]

@@Couchpotaytoooo use vanish

[@ashurad_fox5991]

wait, what do you mean oh god, where is the kitten and the puppy?!

[@ofthetree]

0:46 "The Puffball for instance needs a little squeeze... Oops! (chuckles)". Ha ha ha!

[@bro4761]

1:42 Boys can relate after it hits every ten minutes especially in school

[@amogussussyimpostor3629]

Can relate Espically when ur female teacher is seducing you

[@user-sf4zu2dy3z]

Spit it out, Jerry!

[@Squashed8Ball]

No innuendo in that line at all. None. Nada. Zilch!

[@jerska100]

The funny thing is my name is actually Jerry n i started laughing so hard.

[@donnovandalusong266]

"JERRY ITS NO USE HIDING ANYMORE "

[@DedEternal]

Phallus erectus

[@ryotaarai3816]

Like he said, a PEN IS useful to write it down when you remember what it looks like 😉

[@mariacillan9668]

"If it comes to you first, Jerry, just spit it out" ISTG THIS IS THE BEST INNUENDO JOKE I'VE EVER HEARD

[@KeeganRobbins]

That, and him sneaking in the words "pen is" at the end. 😂

[@Blackvoid2me]

But what if I wanna keep it in....do I get a surprise at the end?....

[@extremenature9190]

Maybe for a 12 yo

[@celestialrenamon]

And he sets this up during no nut November lol

[@TheLynx30]

@@extremenature9190 nah

[@BurnDoubt]

1:20 there's quite a mouthful of info coming up. I cannot stop consuming this content, thanks Jerry

[@queenbee3647]

"Its on the tip of your tongue too Jerry. Just spit it out". Hes the best. Jerry too.

[@rhiacorvalis4302]

"It's on the tip of my tongue, it's on the tip of your tongue too--" He knew what he was doing.

[@alexmelik4030]

69...

[@danielbandamoreno9811]

@@alexmelik4030 Nice

[@MasterLittica]

That's how Zefran1 Do

[@darrius3685]

"If it comes to you first spit it out" smh lol

[@rhiacorvalis4302]

@@darrius3685 lol

[@walihamid4104]

That first clip was something out of a horror movie.

[@TH3C001]

The flashing lights toward the end really give it that vibe. Like a scene from John Carpenter's The Thing.

[@hebleh5771]

@ss naw fuck that

[@deidjera]

Kinda looks like the blob emerging from the comet.

[@timeatop8836]

Acknowledge

[@ItsJustLisa]

Nibbler800, you don’t know these True Facts videos very well, do you.

[@jojo723jojo]

"If it comes to you first, spit it out." Such clever innuendo.

[@virtuousquest4333]

Absolutely Loved this vid!!!

[@wizardvozk5874]

This guy is like David Attenborough's drunk cousin.

[@inkedseahear]

He is the modern version of KZbin David Attenborough, with no professional experience or funding. But with a heart of passion and humor that touches everyone.

[@LordZombitten]

Richard was also in that Christmas one with the girl from Matilda.

[@LordZombitten]

@Chris Russell Home Alone definitely counts. So does Die Hard... and The Nightmare Before Christmas.

[@dingovory]

So no one's gonna mention that the voice is an imitation of Morgan Freeman?

[@Leto_0]

@@dingovory I thought so too when I was young and ignant

[@Peaceful-Sheep]

The biology teacher every student dreamed of. 😂

[@user-bn8bh1ct3c]

"Emma just said gleba!"

[@CanalTremocos]

The biology student every teacher dreads.

[@Tengu125]

@@CanalTremocos It's Yin and Yang; can't have one without the other.

[@Mothbean]

My marine bio teacher actually used True Facts videos to help teach

[@audrey4506]

I had a teacher that was exactly like this in high school. His class was super hard but he was a genuinely funny guy

[@TtheeEnd]

I LOVE all your videos!

[@spitfire155k2]

Easily one of the best videos you’ve made, ever!

[@thewarlocke5303]

I was not prepared for how horrifying and hilarious this turned out to be

[@deborahhanna6640]

No one ever is....

[@ArcaneAzmadi]

This is both the grossest and most innuendo-laden episode of True Facts ever.

[@tmrmilano]

Nope, watch lemurs…

[@animallovercb6931]

Or ducks

[@Gnomeitall]

The Frog is pretty bad, gross-wise.

[@adriennefigueroa2216]

The duck one is a favorite for sure!

[@dontfeedthetrolls9798]

Disagree on the grossest. How koala babies eat. Didn't need to know that.

[@cintra6684]

I love listening to his videos when I go to sleep. It's nice to sleep with a chuckle.

[@locus_of_magic217]

That was really cool and genuinely informative! Thank you

[@KennedyRose]

got an ad for Frozen 2 before the video started, then he says “this is Elsa”

[@Kothar-]

Big brother Google is watching

[@harukatakahashi8822]

You're freaking lucky:3

[@harukatakahashi8822]

@@ericolens3 random but good to know:3

[@finkejak]

To be fair, Frozen 2 is an amazing movie!

[@aliquid0]

"it's kind of like a cave troll took a stab at inventing a daisy..." GOLD

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

"Ees good daisy! Urgl proud!"

[@oriontigley5089]

*He did his best damnit!*

[@WillShakes423]

"Or a person with a sinus infection put an M-80 in his nostrils."

[@tvm-manducktv8375]

(●´ω｀●)Please see my KZbin^_^

[@nickpoenisch4563]

This is so cool!! I love plants/fungi that manipulate insects for their own needs!

[@_anlim309]

this man is genuinely making biology looks like a fun thing to learn... And I... am totally into it now

[@humboldt2087]

Did anyone else get shivers when "Elsa" emerged at the beginning of the video?

[@hectorrosales9752]

Yeah, I ain't afraid of holes, but my trypophobia kicked hard as fuck with that clip.

[@SSName]

Look inside the holes. *HURLS*

[@meijimontage803]

Let it go guys

[@SSName]

The holes never bothered me anyway

[@compherut]

Erick O'Donnell I actually screamed

[@sciencoking]

True story: I was walking in the forest, blissfully unaware these things existed, and ran into an octopus stinkhorn. The smell and sight were truly creepypasta material, let me tell you

[@aset2663]

Oh damn, honestly reminds me of the time I heard an elk make those screaming sounds. I was terrified--

[@LML1415]

Oh man that would be creeeeeepy. Did they smell strong?

[@sciencoking]

@@LML1415 I could smell it from several meters away. Kinda like a cadaver but not really. Made me expect a dead animal anyway, maybe the size of a rabbit. It wasn't exactly a jump scare when I found it but I definitely gave it a weird stare for a good few seconds :)

[@CanalTremocos]

For the last month, my daily covid hiking trail goes through a colony of common stinkhorns. It smells like the vegan version of a rotting carcass but what gets to me is the black goo on the tip.

[@apassionatenerd.3564]

Just Google those, I would've thought that was an alien or something

[@ASandlily]

My favorite part was the, "Oof! Sorry..." hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣

[@allyson--]

I love this so much & learned some neat things -- explains why some of the stinkhorns I saw today had gray on its cap while others were white. Gleba!

[@andrewroy9263]

Me to myself: "You can do this. You are an adult. Don't laugh."

[@sherlock7898]

Andrew Roy Me ten minutes later: No I’m not an adult 🤣HaHaHa

[@diannelavoie5385]

Even if you don't laugh (how, I don't know), you'll definitely smirk.🤣

[@andrewroy9263]

@@diannelavoie5385 You got me on that one.

[@micheleparker8123]

I was so afraid to watch this episode... and I was right!😂🤣

[@jakegonzalez8060]

New challenge watch his videos without laughing let this challenge go viral immediately

[@lordtachanka903]

“A PEN IS useful to keep by your bedside” lmfao

[@nihilismistheonlyway4680]

oooooh shit I JUST got that...🤦‍♀️

[@iwal1645]

Don't you mean "PENNIES"?

[@Karin_Allen]

Dang, that joke shot right past me.

[@glorioskey]

On I'm slow

[@awaspthatswatchingyou4559]

All hail Lord Chanka

[@_Solaris]

I've seen some things I will never un-see.

[@VishalKumar-gd1yz]

Finally I got to learn about gleeba...looks like Emma became a scientist after all Ross must be so proud

[@setoombs]

“She said gleeba!”

[@tidela4714]

Me: That’s disgusting. *Keeps watching anyway*

[@lahlybird895]

About: True TRUE FACTS

[@MsSaraKirkpatrick]

Same

[@recoil53]

Although I'd also like to see more of the kitten and puppy together.

[@sarah3796]

Haha I watched it twice

[@kevopopout4082]

Why did I do that too😂

[@sassyghost_8]

I love how right after he says “Oof, I’m sorry.” a third mushroom rises in a way that makes it look like it’s checking the other mushroom to see if it’s okay. 😂

[@btchpants]

"Oof, I'm sorry." = broken penis joke

[@bmcavazos91]

😂 I had to rewind to that part and you're totally right lol hilarious and slightly adorable 😆

[@MsPink0769]

It looked very concerned.

[@MissingPatel]

@@btchpants I somehow felt that on my penis. Power of male penis empathy I guess.

[@aa01blue38]

it was not okay

[@Dithrick]

Thanks for leveling me out with kittens n pups, Frank

[@jenan9016]

"if it comes to you first, just spit it out," im having internal bleeding for holding my laugh in my office.

[@Exxle2]

He didn’t say “that’s how the stinkhorn do” 😔

[@karenburrows9184]

Exxle: Yes, but if you're a true Zefrank fan, you wish he had. It's like saying 'amen' at the end of a prayer.

[@justinroux1687]

Its a shame he doesnt say it anymore

[@sabin97]

@@karenburrows9184 it's "ramen", you forgot the r

[@ScottLinford]

What a missed opportunity. I'm patiently waiting for the director's cut (the not-rated version).

[@ubertoss2000]

massive let down

[@AI-zp6wx]

Me: peacefully sitting in a cinema, waiting for Frozen 2 to start, watching this to kill some time Ugly mushroom: shows up Narrator: This is ELSA Me: terrified

[@sonicbfdiag7050]

I guess Elsa needs to Let It Go

[@user-rq6gs4ql9f]

@@sonicbfdiag7050 get out

[@bababooey3534]

@@user-rq6gs4ql9f what's your name in English?

[@user-rq6gs4ql9f]

@@bababooey3534 napat sangsopapan

[@thelorelei2807]

AI let spores go, LET SPORES GO, I am one with the flys and sky.

[@garrettb6918]

My wife and I love your commentary! You put our faces everyday!. Beebies!

[@theeleman]

Hahaha "if it comes to you first just spit it out" haha this videos amazing

[@natetwooi991]

Note to self: Don't eat while watching this guy.

[@treynewtod9743]

Coward

[@loganhowling5670]

Too late

[@djvasforever]

Spit it out

[@Leroset]

I like to live dangerously. I ALWAYS eat when watching a ZeFrank video.

[@natetwooi991]

Heh, think that's dangerous? Try eating while watching AVGN.

[@cornycogwheels]

"A pen is...useful for you to write things down... Y'know, so you don't forget it." That subtle hinting xD

[@b.lonewolf417]

Hehe, yeah

[@lukethompson7740]

Yes, he said pen is

[@beanboy4900]

I dunno why people try to quote things from videos on KZbin and still manage to entirely misquote the whole thing

[@kahnfatman]

You write down your DNA with than pen. Yes. You know it. My wife knows it. My son has not known that yet.

[@vincem3748]

🎶 Laaaaa!

[@FncyPengu]

"If it comes to you first jerry just spit it out" 🤣 my god! I'm rewatching this and I'm only getting it now 🤣🤣

[@matiasadrianmahler322]

JAJAJAJAJAJ OMG I love this channel, where it has been all my life

[@lordseelenfresserdemonking1168]

The fact this guy did the research on this proves he has a strong stomach

[@aussiebloke609]

Loving all the innuendo and double entendre...and just to finish it off, the colloquially-named stinkhorn is more correctly called _Phallus Impudicus._ Which is a bit of a mouthful...no, that didn't sound good at all. :-P

[@Cayde-6sHorn]

Read that in his voice. Instant to tier comment.

[@alrune8]

It's actually latin for "scandalous penis", i wonder why...

[@bornontherimofchaos]

😂😂😂😂

[@mitzinicoleritter211]

LMBO😂

[@danae5578]

Loll ooo... so rated R.

[@Ramiyeon]

"If it "comes" to you first jerry you can just spit it out" LMAOOOO THE DEOUBLE MEANING IS HILARIOUS

[@vercnauwenstudios4142]

I saw such fungi in the wild this week. Thanks for the interessting explanation. 👏

[@erica22595]

“A person with a sinus infection put an M80 in their nostrils.” Paint with words.

[@bex3471]

or blood and mucus

[@seanrosenau2088]

@@bex3471 yep, Jackson Pollock painting. LOL

[@blountjuice4932]

Eric Ayala I’m a black violinist! Check meh out!

[@nihilismistheonlyway4680]

yum yum

[@earlgunman6325]

@@blountjuice4932 Bitch, you're barely brown. Quit acting like you're the first black person to do it. Nobody gives a fuck. It is also funny that all of your shameless, self promoting posts have one like on them. This is the 4th post by you on a comment on this video out of the last 5 I have clicked on...all with that one single like. That is a dead giveaway that you like your own shit. That's just pathetic.

[@Antifearn]

“A PEN IS useful to have by your bedside”- Ze Frank 2019

[@Galiaverse]

I understood everything else, and _that's_ the one that goes over my head? =/

[@AndrewCheshire]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Got it. 😂

[@N3bu14Gr4y]

That's _sounding_ like good advice!

[@shymickey6]

A penis is useful by your bedside??? I don't get the joke still. 🙁

[@gingerreeves722]

@shymicky6 a PEN IS mightier, maybe?

[@jaw907]

What a riot!!!! Too funny, had to watch twice.

[@otscheeey]

“A pen-is useful to have at your bedside.” Wordplay at it’s best.

[@Walter-fc3uq]

I guess smelling like a decaying corpse is how the stinkhorn fungi do.

[@lorraine9242]

or smelling like a bad case of crotch rot.

[@annabella1650]

Well, honey may attract files, but a rotting corpse will is fine as well.

[@darwinxavier3516]

And looks like a dildo-shaped wet turd.

[@1fitRN]

Well done sir. Well done indeed!

[@emoglobin2195]

KZbin: Fun's over, everyone, only family friendly content from now on or else Zefrank: no

[@necroarcanistxiii]

And that is how Zefrank dehw.

[@gabimurray5955]

But he didn't say penis

[@clray123]

The funny part is that if it was you-know-what he would have to blur it out and put 18+ restriction on his video like it's been made by Satan. But an oozing stinkhorn is a-ok. This teaches you more about humanity than mushrooms.

[@beachgirl4583]

Gabi Murray, “A pen is...”

[@howiluig]

thank you for the puppy and kitten before. i really needed it after this whole ordeal

[@sickcat-nu4ci]

I saw one of these in my backyard a few months ago and was so confused and disturbed, and very glad it was all gone 48 hours later. I can't believe I just accidentally identified what it was.

[@robertanglin1138]

“In some cases strong enough to break through concrete” breaks just trying to grow out of the ground

[@beachgirl4583]

That was David, the perennial failure (at 2:07).

[@kedakat]

:-)

[@drunksakuya7508]

oof

[@DinnerForkTongue]

Asphalt, not concrete.

[@reetheturtle5295]

It hit the glass of the container it was in