True Facts: Killer Surfing Snails

[@rinpaisys]

“Look it’s trying to eat a people.” Never have I heard a sentence spoken with more pure joy and bemusement.

[@neuralmute]

It sounds like me talking about my kitten...

[@Corusame]

Imagine falling asleep on the beach then waking up to find yourself being devoured by a hundred of these snails

[@ghostsoap6681]

@@Corusame that must be made into a Syfy movie.

[@rorrim0]

Oh sure it's cute when something the size of a baseball attempts but when it's the size of a toddler, it becomes a problem.

[@davidmonaghan1896]

@@Corusame Or giant-size these for a "Food of the Gods" Beach sequel. All of these are terrifying if Supersized.

[@Tea.Li.]

“Look it’s trying to eat a people!” He said...that was so adorable

[@TheMightySkeletorLordofPuns]

It is

[@Lat798]

7:05

[@loganbatis5573]

*I WILL DESTROY YOUR PEOPLE, AND MAKE YOUR VILLAGE BURN* Nom nom

[@prof_hedgehog7456]

Angelcake101 that’s a very bad be Bebe

[@airotiv7916]

That whole part was the best, you couod hear his laughter the whole time, love him so much 💜

[@abigail5762]

Me: Zefrank: lets just name it Abigail Me: I was not planning to die as a sea snail today

[@Users_balls]

Too bad

[@MagicMoshroom]

RIP

[@catherinevo6060]

Abigail xD

[@bruceshark5501]

We still like you, Abigail.

[@leobrad2199]

Bye Abbie!

[@Quidington]

Abigail was the best snail among us. She passed on so we may learn. That dedication must not be forgotten. The task of learning falls upon all of us.

[@blackwillow7314]

Among Us???? 😳😳😳

[@Quidington]

@@blackwillow7314 Amogus Morbus Mini em Collagus Bussyus Omnibus Bus Sus Gus Rus Tus Puss Lus Jus Hus Qus

[@amylarson3958]

All hail Abigail. All hail

[@viktorilinkolov7114]

All snail

[@ember9361]

She may no longer be among us, but she was never sus rest in peace, icon

[@gamsssreal]

"Kinda ironic to die in a testicle" BEST LINE EVER

[@komarunaegi9719]

YES

[@coren5911]

Ya know there's an actual fetish about that?

[@Hopper_Arts]

@•Spicy Boi• it's called vore

[@I_Dont_Believe_In_Salad]

@@coren5911 It's called vore where you get swallow whole

[@BloodyRainRang]

"Uncountable millions of sperm didn't like that."

[@icebrg.]

Snail: Screams of pure terror. Zefrank: let’s back up a bit. Perfection.

[@BLUE5294]

*RECORD SCRATCH *FREEZE FRAME Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation .

[@lanedropify]

ICEBRG COMMANDER ikr

[@dewaunwarren1]

Snail: yep that's me you're probably wondering how I got here

[@horsehorsehorsehorse8500]

This comment is... Perfection

[@darkhorseman90]

Anyone else think for a moment that it was going to be a snail sex scene instead of a mollusk murder?

[@celebratejen95]

“Don’t give me crap about the Bebe. It’s a very bad Bebe”

[@neotwilight31]

learning so much about snails... but for the love of god just tell us what that bebe did! I NEED TO KNOW!!!

[@HazzronIV]

Please show us where on the bebe the snail touched you?

[@edwardcoello9168]

Bebe has a long history of murder, war crimes and theft

[@TRD57]

@@neotwilight31 The bebe must have flipped him the beeird.

[@icebrg.]

The bebe is the frog fish that supposedly was eaten by the bobbit worm. He escaped, evolved into a bebe and burnt down a church. Now he’s being eaten by a snail. Karmas a bitch.

[@Chickencluts1234]

"its like going into a walmart on black friday and the lights are turned off, you just start grabbing anything and you dont know what you'll end up with" used as analogy for a snail eating random things blindly is comedy gold.

[@iknownothing900]

Zefrank B rated movie recap "Oh no don't go that way" "Oh she went that way" *CHOMP*

[@milkystars666]

this was my favorite part lol

[@foxycinnamonkitten997]

It's the best

[@hulfe2514]

that's what she said.

[@shadowknight7584]

*CHOMP*

[@foxycinnamonkitten997]

Did you just

[@WillShakes423]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- "Let's back up a bit." Oh yeah. This is gonna be a good one.

[@thespooke7950]

Screaming always entails top quality entertainment.

[@jordanspencer2157]

I knew I was in for a ride

[@bapanada9446]

@@thespooke7950 KZbin #1 rule

[@itsmilly8150]

@@thespooke7950 so true😂😂

[@ahmadmahdi8784]

waaaaaaaaa

[@Seraphim-h3q]

"It's kind of ironic to die in a testicle" Never ever thought i would hear those words in a sentence.

[@Sevofthesands]

Theres a fetish on the internet for that.

[@Sevofthesands]

@Miguel Velazquez please don't ask me how i know this.. the internet is a dark strange place and sometimes its secrets are best left unfound.

[@Seraphim-h3q]

Lol wtf

[@Seraphim-h3q]

@Miguel Velazquez genuinely confused xD and thanks man :)

[@Sevofthesands]

@@Seraphim-h3q honesty if you dont know your better off not knowing.

[@debramorrison5531]

My sweet autistic grandson may have met his one true love! So engrossed watching Millie and Abby that he didn't asked the repetitive questions. Don't know if he listened to story but he was most in the spectacle! Thanx for all your wonderful films, we watch daily!

[@pr0tz341]

Other people: Avian creatures Zefrank1, an intellectual: Bjirds

[@BarryTGash]

We've been mispronouncing Bjork all these years - clearly it's just Bork.

[@glooperscooper]

no one says "aviation creatures"

[@juandelata]

@@glooperscooper yes, because they say avian creatures

[@BenjiSun]

@@BarryTGash Swedish chef had it right all along. #borkborkbork

[@pr0tz341]

@@BarryTGash Zefrank is the Swedish chef, confirmed.

[@bryanlu93]

"Beach life is so simple and predictable, that over the years, they've lost their eyes and their tentacles. Sorta like how human surfers lose their shirts, and shoes......and jobs. So watching these films is sometimes like watching a horror movie." Every line of this thing was gold. Bravo. Take my goddamn subscription.

[@davidbowen6708]

You should definitely go into the catalog of true facts. Big fan of mantis shrimp, angler fish, and tapir. Dragonfly is great too.

[@ac300]

ur weird

[@2nerC9]

Leola Thomas I bet you are one of those losers that cringe at everything

[@Guaguadeath]

Amen

[@squidsquigs6921]

“However Abigail isnt the only surfer on this bitch- BEACH”

[@JinafireSXiaomi]

😂😂😂😭😭😭I almost died laughing

[@carrotdacarrot1485]

IKR?!?

[@someoneforsaken6310]

I thought my ears and mind were playing tricks on me.

[@milkbeforecereal7064]

@@carrotdacarrot1485 you should look for a Bigfoot with internet access. I heard he's single.

[@NiAsiaaa]

Was dying laughing

[@RePhantomz]

Narator: " sort of like human surfers eventually lose their shirt and shoes....and job" Lol the roasting.

[@nykofthesouth2571]

I lol'ed so hard I spat my food....

[@vernzvernz7884]

😂😂😂😂

[@Just_be_kind]

I JUST GOT YOU TO 1K LIKES! #1000thLikeOnAComment

[@geekdivaherself]

I thought ze would say,, "...and service," but ze chose the better joke.

[@borgir3451]

the timing of that shit coz im drinking water at that time now my nose hurts

[@humbleclay79]

"it's like someone mostly buried an old man on a nudist beach" It took me second to see the relation, but now I can't get it out of my head.

[@joshuaspeer2503]

CAN"T UNSEE

[@magmat0585]

same for me T__T

[@joshriley2936]

Me too, I sat there for a solid 10 seconds trying to figure it out. Then it me and I couldn't stop laughing!

[@erickhart8046]

Welp I was eating nuts when he said that I'm not hungry anymore.

[@RoxnDox]

HumbleClay _ my adult son’s reaction listening from across the room “Now that’s an image I don’t want to see” 👍

[@commentonlife4793]

“It gets complicated: Start getting into arguments about whose eating who, like you’d hear at an orgy for narcissists.” I’m dying of laughter. Thank you KZbin. I had no idea what I was missing from my life, but apparently you did. Huge heartfelt thanks!

[@nickspencerfishingrodd2383]

that's those kind of thing you'd never espect to hear lol

[@msthecommentator2863]

"...it's over pretty quickly, and it beats dying in a ballsack." Lost it on that one 🤣

[@thimization]

"Has eyes by the way. Should have known better."

[@jacquiehosey1029]

thimization that one was kinda my fav. So low key.

[@SoffyChannel]

This is the best description of all of my life choices I've ever heard.

[@clooimx]

Came to the comments for this

[@truthseeker7518]

i opened kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKrWdpmDYpiKd9U

[@Lilliz91]

Victim blaming

[@TheTabby]

"Look, it's trying to eat a people!" Cutest quote ever.

[@tannysasmr]

Red-y Set Play that was my favourite part lol

[@Smile-uu2yg]

I was looking for this exact comment.

[@Nixeu42]

It's adorable...and probably a little itchy for the human, as the snail tries to break down their skin with digestive juices.

[@TheTabby]

@@Nixeu42 I never thought about it that way. Makes sense!

[@vincem3748]

666th like 😳

[@skotmatthews8940]

I love how zefrank left for like years and came back without missing a beat

[@terichix8494]

When did he leave?

[@TheLogFella]

@@terichix8494 ikr

[@numberjuan6332]

I think it's because zefrank is uploading videos more frequently this year. If you go back like 20 videos he uploaded, it was uploaded 5 years ago.

[@deathmetalpuppies]

hey, i was binging his videos before and now i’m glad he’s back

[@Reagan1984]

@@terichix8494 He left awhile ago to work with buzzfeed

[@KristinPedemonti]

Not only is Ze Frank absolutely hilarious, we're actually learning like 27 real true facts among all the hilarity. Well done, sir, well done!

[@MossyMozart]

@KristinPedemonti - A sneaky teach!

[@phoeberia2734]

"Looks like someone mostly buried an old man on a nudist beach" How does it- OH NO

[@YannyKo13]

Hahhahahha yeah man you get it hahahahaha

[@poop10I]

I head my name...I came..errr well literally 😂

[@cassaleigh]

Can't unsee

[@MichaelHaneline]

I laughed so hard when I got it

[@scumkay]

I choked on my cereal 😂

[@Spogeg]

"It beats dying in a ballsack." So wise.

[@Unwise]

ikr

[@darkest_eclipse8271]

Jojoforpres LOL

[@falleithani5411]

Some people are into that.

[@Blaze-zm7zt]

@@falleithani5411 you're not the only one cursed with knowledge...

[@tammiegarcia169]

@Jojoforpres We call them exhibitionist.

[@riceee79]

“It looks like someone mostly buried an old man on a nudist beach” fucking KILLED me cuz i had to process what he meant

[@alexandrapedersen829]

*an

[@riceee79]

@@alexandrapedersen829 I’ll learn how to type eventually man my bad

[@Adstral]

Is it an?

[@leegoddard2618]

I know right. The panning out and ball comment brought it hilariously clear.

[@leegoddard2618]

@@alexandrapedersen829 Don't be That person. Not only that, but YOU are incorrect.

[@localattucson]

Thanks!

[@justanotherchannelonyoutub126]

5:21 “I’m a crab, not a snail, look I have pinchy pinchies” I swear Zefrank is going to be the death of me

[@brianargo4595]

No no no, this channel is all about life

[@GODOFAWSOMENESS1]

Brian Argo and Death is a part of life.

[@brianargo4595]

Damn. You right.

[@wincentivan2684]

Agaronia don't give a crap, so testicle death it is.

[@riamau2053]

I'm so glad he eventually came back.

[@vsoundelend]

Never did I dream of a day when watching snail documentary would be ten times more entertaining than any of hollywoods comedies from past 10 years.

[@oldtimehockey7324]

Vsoundelend or late night talk show host.

[@yuriatsugi3696]

Aint that the truth😂

[@bubbles000]

Vsoundelend oofff 😂

[@kylenegaard6461]

@@bubbles000 YES

[@uuurettererreeeer]

@AnimeYuno Fanperson YES

[@bellal2656]

"Comp" "I'm a crab not a snail look I have pinchy pinchies" Oml I can't oh god I'm wheezing why is this so funny

[@giggityskull8986]

Same "pinchy pinchies"🤣🤣🤣

[@hisammy3969]

"she also uses these flaps to sort of gallop" relatable.

[@hisammy3969]

@Drew Harris yeah me too 😂 this video was hard to take seriously

[@d15c0rd7]

"They're going to die too" Who? The snails? Their babies? The French?

[@GloomGaiGar]

Yes.

[@katsu772]

But I don't want to die :c

[@LeatherSoup-c5j]

@@katsu772 Then stop being French.

[@dannyboy2585]

@@LeatherSoup-c5j but what if you're french?

[@fashionovawigs]

@@dannyboy2585 you deserve it

[@jimf1964]

Don't give me grief, He is a very bad bebe. This has to be one of his best.

[@fodebic5253]

True fact: this will become a meme in 2023: kzbin.info/www/bejne/onTPaHxtpdOaZpo

[@MsLeenite]

He's NOT the Messiah; he's a very bad bebe!

[@AnnaLuna]

Agreed!

[@NorthForkFisherman]

"It's kind of ironic to die in a testicle...." Oh My God! This is freaking GOLD!

[@kneepain2673]

We all came from one and now we might die from one

[@randomdragon2589]

I hate and love this channel already.

[@NorthForkFisherman]

@@randomdragon2589 Go watch the one about ducks. It'll scar you for life.

[@thetruedalv2462]

“Don’t give me crap about the Bebe, that’s a very bad BEBE”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Dead_Guy_Bob]

"So whenever you pick up that pretty shell on the beach, it's basically a murder scene."

[@darkdragoness5]

What does that make hermit crabs who live in the homes of murder victims?

[@luislee3247]

@@darkdragoness5 Yep, hermit crabs sometimes killed the previous shell-owner and robbed the shell.

[@commoncommentatingcommento8683]

Grave robbers?

[@luislee3247]

@@commoncommentatingcommento8683 Technically, grave squatters.

[@fightinfilipino]

not going to lie, this is really messing with my head

[@typicaltale172]

"I'm not a snail, I'm a crab. Look I have pinchy pinchies." "Agaronia don't give a crap."

[@DivisaoGamer]

"agaronia don't gives a crab" would be a much better phrase HAHAHA

[@dongdungding]

BLU?!?! ISSAT YOU??? IM CELESTAROONI HOW DID I FIND YOU I-

[@typicaltale172]

@@dongdungding LMAO WHAT.

[@emegaly1526]

Or she doesn't give a Crab xD

[@Obzornor]

Why do I see 2 people making the same joke and one dude talking to the maker of this comment about "agaronia doesn't give a crap"

[@lindaletabasa7760]

“It looks like someone mostly buried an old man on a nudist beach” I choked on my noodles

[@lindaletabasa7760]

And I no longer want to finish my noodles

[@Blk_Sheep87]

Did you slurp it like the snail? Hahaha :P

[@FerDeLance06]

Funny af but I'll never be able to unsee that!

[@xtflogicalohio3044]

As a certain thunder god once said: "it's in my brain now."

[@GooseWithAPassport]

@@xtflogicalohio3044 And as im going to say, *Time to add bleach to my brain to get this horrid memory out*

[@meowwaffles6040]

5:42 "It looks like someone mostly buried an old man on a nudist beach" NOO, I'M DEAD

[@Maryfwhalen3]

“He had eyes, he should’ve known better. ” 🤣 I smile from beginning to end with those videos! Thank you so much @zefrank1!

[@DollHouseMadam]

“Look!... it’s trying to eat a people.”

[@KorporalNoobs]

A peep

[@thebestcentaur]

"Caviar and escargot all in one, very French. They're going to die too." I lost it

[@jedhw4440]

Ok but who is going to die too? The snails or the French?

[@martinmocquelet6745]

@@jedhw4440 depends, might be us if the surfers get big enough

[@cosmosheep4306]

I choked

[@skeletorgames8641]

@@jedhw4440 Yes.

[@AMBEE-sp2ev]

Unless they raise the white flag.

[@Tardisbabe92]

I miss having a snail. I had a freshwater snail and it was so cool to watch. He enjoyed floating around the tank drifting from the filter currant.

[@KNR90]

We need a full nature documentary series, 4k, all narrated by Zefrank. This is nearing 10k likes. At what point do we need a GoFundMe?

[@gabriellebraswell6169]

Omg that would be awesome 😀😀😀

[@mikestrouse]

Nat geo get on this.

[@TaurusAnimations-z6x]

OMG YES!!

[@DJSTAR2006]

Yes

[@e.elliotedison953]

Yes! Now take my money, Zefrank!

[@fairhair1539]

Zefrank: "Caviar and escargo all in one, very French. They are going to die too" Ehh.. the French you mean?⚆ _ ⚆

[@nordicfalcon]

I scrolled for this. Your custom emote insured I made the right choice. 👍🏻

[@randomdragon2589]

Take my like

[@FallinWizard]

both

[@007kingifrit]

give the germans a few more decades to stop being so polite

[@AylaMarine]

Sacré Bleu!😨

[@mo0nlight_vidsandmore441]

My favorite part “No don’t go that way!” “Oh she went that way” “ *C H O M P* ”

[@ellermnv8809]

"look it's trying to eat a people *snickers* *tries to not laugh*" Even Zefrank himself laughs at his own jokes while i just wanna cry here cuz of how much hilarious these documentaries are 😭😭😭❤️✨

[@srj.2125]

"very french. they're going to die too" I'm sorry what? LMAO

[@minilamma4879]

Just like the french

[@mysteriouscodes5225]

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

[@-invalid-2882]

@@minilamma4879 yea

[@daily_socialcredits]

To the Guillotine!!!

[@srj.2125]

@@daily_socialcredits Ohhhhh LOL yh

[@nathanh328]

Zefrank's videos: something between funny, disgusting and intriguing.

[@ryllingam6467]

I find myself laughing at one moment, then wide eyed in amusement, followed by grimacing at the carnage, which manages to get turned back into laughter. It's quite the experience!

[@JohnDoe-xx8yw]

@@ryllingam6467 It's a goddamned roller coaster, what an experience indeed

[@AngryKittens]

This is pure science. Stop laughing.

[@DPedro3]

Also informative

[@ArthurD]

Intriguing, but highly disturbing

[@starsilverinfinity]

"Just like how human surfers eventually loose their Shirts and shoes *_and jobs_* "

[@datboi6818]

That shit hit different hearing it from him 😂

[@MinistryOfMagic_DoM]

I also watched the video.

[@danksanchez4324]

So thanks for repeating I didn’t understood what it was saying before

[@natwon633]

Shit's getting real

[@ナフィズロイ]

@@danksanchez4324 No problem

[@lcoq19]

"I'm a crab, not a snail; look, I have pinchy pinchies!" But agaronia don't give a crap. Never ceases to make me laugh after a rough day! That and the "bad behbeh" getting eaten by the clay metapodial pouch! 🤣🤣

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

If this guy can narrate the universe's destruction, I want to be alive to witness it.

[@ricardoveloz3728]

i feel ya

[@TroyPosey]

Yep! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[@bl6973]

“Welp, there goes Saturn. Watch out for that ice shard. Enceladus had too much to drink last night, and now is currently being surrounded by the gasses on Saturn”

[@danharold5055]

Dude i dont even wanna complain no more that your everywhere, im Low Key A fan now

[@paulgarcia2887]

"It was all fine until one day, it was not"

[@illusion-xiii]

I just love that moment, around 6:45, when I realize that I've been envisioning the two snails at the completely wrong scale. I had assumed that the videos up to that point were to scale, and the predator snail was around 3-4 inches in length. Then to see that the big monster snail was smaller than a fingertip, and this whole drama was happening at such a tiny scale, it was just a very amusing little moment of perspective shift. Thank you for the experience.

[@iFrostNight]

my god this is narrated so cutely I almost want to think they're cute, and not nightmare snot in pretty clothes

[@Limeflavoredtakis]

Nightmare snot in pretty clothesss

[@thaliaquintero8138]

Cute there a better word lol 😂

[@katiobrien7854]

Nightmare snot. 😂😂😂 🐌🐌🐌

[@afrog2666]

Nightmare snot lmao

[@theverypixelatedraptor.3579]

𝗔

[@ADRIANACAPUCHINHO]

Hi from central Brazil. Tocantins. I just love your videos. Informative and funny. Great narrator. I am a linguist who loves nature. You'd get here in the Cerrado. So marvelous arthropodes ❤.

[@arexico]

English teacher: Bird Zefrank: Beeyrd

[@SNintendoFreak]

English teacher: Buried Zefrank: Beeyried

[@drask1988]

Byurd

[@conq1273]

English Teacher: Beard Zefrank: Beeyrd

[@Earthenfist]

Byörd?

[@lidulkadut]

English teacher: babies Zefrank: Bebes

[@SlothfulLord]

I wish all nature documentaries where like this

[@rufflesntruffles2]

same. most of the time they're like hErE wE haVe thE TuRdiNg hiPpO.

[@rufflesntruffles2]

@Duck Go Quacks iT ApPeArS fEcAl MaTtEr iS fOrciNg iT'S wAy OuT oF tHe AnUs.

[@enslavedbrit7089]

Quit watching other channels and sub. Done!

[@youhobosarereadytohaha6050]

@@rufflesntruffles2 no

[@NashOrNewt]

ME TOOOO

[@TeamCat1128]

“Picking up shells on the beach is basically a murder scene.” This hit me in the feels, man.

[@callmeanon307]

I attempted to paint a crime scene then

[@aryabintangkalea2855]

R/cursedcomments

[@lordchinglei8584]

fakeyolo gamer454 r/shutthefuckupandontlinksubredditswhilenotonredditplusthatcommengwasntevencurseddingus

[@callmeanon307]

@@lordchinglei8584 just let him have his karma

[@lordchinglei8584]

Call me Anon he won’t get any cuz it’s not a cursed comment :/

[@lwliu1112]

The quality of information combined with fabulous delivery of innocence and double-entendres is ridiculously amusing and addictive! I just discovered this YT channel and now have to tell all my friends!

[@judgem0rt1s23]

"Nicknamed "aggro", and you'll see why" I love how this guy comes up with funny shit that also acts as an apt explanation.

[@Thegoodkingnado]

Gilbert Rueger Seriously, he's the best nature show host- you learn something and laugh your ass off at the same time 👍🏼

[@Luvcook]

It's called confidence. He's had it since he was a beb-eh.

[@flanneryred5755]

Can you even imagine BEING him?!?! He must walk around laughing hysterically cause of what he's thinking!! LOL!

[@FlinnyWinny]

Zefrank: *makes weird mouth noises to dub over snails eating* 10/10, comedy gold

[@薇vern]

Absolutely marvelous

[@himadrijoshi]

CHOMP.

[@In.Gy.]

It's called ASMR and it's ART

[@PhantomJavelin]

"Is this a porno?" "Oh crap, it _is_ a porno." _Bwaaaaaggghhh..... uuhhhhhhhmmmmm_ _slurping noises_ _pop_

[@night-v5258]

"So when you pick out those pretty shells on the beach, it's basically a murder scene" 😂

[@frugity9559]

Pretty much😂

[@jbheavenbalaba9504]

Yep

[@yuriatsugi3696]

Hahaha ikr that got a wheeze outta me

[@DesignNation_]

true

[@Lat798]

6:12

[@js66613]

"She travels by foot." Loved that dad joke. Never forget the dad jokes; they're the best part.

[@annabelleharvey6730]

"sort of how human surfers even entually lose their shirts and shoes, and jobs" wheezing.

[@serotonin.scavenger]

The tradeoff of enjoying life more, being tanned, and having dat awesome musculature is fair trade tho

[@vcweeb7416]

Serotonin Scavenger anyone is tan, when they dont have a roof to protect themselves from the sun.

[@Nerbto]

421th

[@supersizesenpai]

@@vcweeb7416 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@KickyFut]

That 1.5 second hesitation before he said 'jobs' was what did it for me!😂😂

[@Gabbyreel]

“Like caviar and escargot in one. Very French” -oh, how cute! “They’re going to die too.” -what?

[@ladydovedove2240]

"Its trying to eat a people." Is the best thing I've heard and it was said so softly

[@asphixciate]

I am

[@asphixciate]

And you have

[@Krepticite]

@@asphixciate and they am have

[@wolfiebuns3029]

I know it kinda made my night

[@Davealapoo]

In terms of best things I've heard softly, in the US the Scottish accent is usually in our media with bombastic characters, but I knew a very reserved Scott who was giving examples for process fluids that might be pasteurized in a heat exchanger. "Beer, or dairy" he said softly. But it was like "bee-yair, and dayairee" and I had to not laugh. Where's my Oscar?

[@KorpsePaintKlown]

“Yet another snail that surfs is… I’m just kidding, there are no more. You got scared there for a second didn’t you?” I truly did lol

[@FelipeJaquez]

I only fear one thing That Zefrank1 runs out of cool animals to talk about

[@MrCamzeys]

He can make any animal sound cool.

[@kyleprovo1873]

I'm scared one day he will start doing the peoples..

[@thependragone]

Don't worry, even if he runs out of the animals & plants, he can always do the BACKWARD version of them just as he did for Hippo. I bet we will still watch those videos.

[@papaoso8340]

Emmm these were snails. SNAILS. Are you really sure this guy needs cool animals?

[@toast4248]

He could probably make the most boring animal in existence sound like a legendary pokemon

[@lalaugalino]

"Don't give me crap about the babeh, thats a very bahd bebeh." his whole narrative, my english teachers could never

[@geekdivaherself]

Also they'd never about your use of a comma instead of a semicolon or a period, your lack of an apostrophe in a contraction, etc., but especially your making them never without a verb!

[@handsomest1]

I need u in my life

[@SonicSeraphim]

5:35 "It looks like someone mostly buried an old man on a nudist beach" Things you cannot unsee

[@jimstaboodleooferson8983]

Oh my god I am scarred

[@topaz6679]

I cant unsee that

[@seoulessangel]

I honestly don’t see it

[@kingarthur1092]

@@seoulessangel that's a good thing

[@the_Red_Star]

"Has eyes by the way, should have known better" is my favorite bit. just shaming a crab for being dumber than a ball of slime

[@ashuriii163]

"Oh look, a documentary! This will be peaceful." Start of the video: aAAHHHHHHHH

[@BoaPython]

"Let's back up a bit." lol ^_^

[@raptorofwar4415]

To be fair, it is really peaceful.

[@yukeenakamura1398]

“These snails have lost their eyes and tentacles, sorta like how human surfers lose their shirts and shoes....and jobs” I lost it at this point. This guy!!!

[@Zenflyn]

First rpwllyu

[@Arnkh]

Lost what, exactly? Shoes? Shirt? A job? Or eyes and tentacles?

[@EllAntares]

@Aaron Shshs certainly not the sense of humor

[@JO-kp6lk]

I think the brains may go at some point as well. Coalinga!

[@samjordan8800]

Why envy them when you could make a choice to quit doing anything you hate too? It just takes planning, but you could live your life how YOU want to if you work at it hard enough.

[@les1324]

“Live by the foot, die by the foot.” That’s gonna be my motto from now on.

[@caseyb1346]

kowabunga dude

[@Dkmo94]

can't believe he forgot the last line "fruit by the foot"

[@BobRossCat]

@@Dkmo94 oh my GOD that would've been AMAZING

[@stephgreen3070]

Thanks for the janitor shoutout at the end! We’re very rarely thanked. Mostly just used as the butt of jokes.

[@ateloiv_]

"Abigail is the not the only surfer on this [bleep] - I mean - beach." Oh my god

[@tellyfuxnbeast]

lmao that was funny af

[@quetzalsoaplus]

Ik

[@FameMonger101]

Completely through me off guard I had to pause the video to catch my breath because I was taking a drink at that moment and started choking on it.

[@davidbarrozo6621]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@whathappend3885]

Read that as he said it

[@johnsanko4136]

Silver lining to the Caronavirus: ZeFrank is stuck inside forced to make True Facts videos.

[@TragoudistrosMPH]

*resists urge to wish for endless pandemics*

[@RDDPro]

Coronavirus? Which one? There are hundreds of thousands, possibly millions of variants currently alive ln this planet. I'd choose a coronavirus over the worst influenza bug imaginable, but look at me... I'm embarrassing myself here... I'm trying to spit logic on a joke post... 🤔

[@r3dp9]

@@RDDPro The "Core Oni Pandem Mic" wouldn't be that dangerous, if it weren't for mass incompetence on a global scale. It's a classic showcase of the downsides of globalized economies and globalized governments.

[@micht516]

That's how he dooooo

[@TragoudistrosMPH]

@@RDDPro which Zefrank, the OP didn't write Zefrank1... if only humans were capable of inference or recognizing context 🤔😜

[@IamARobot7]

And when we needed him most.... HE RETURNED....

[@cstrosetta]

I so needed that this morning

[@fishheist8346]

Honestly. I just lost my dad a couple weeks ago and isolations made it awful to process. But bruh this had me rolling 😂😂😂 Bless

[@ayjay.8176]

i just found this channel and my mind is blown over how incredibly informative yet how stupidly hilarious these videos are.... sir you're getting me through Marine Bio, thank you for your service

[@thatoneperson3888]

“And don’t give me crap about the babey” “Thats a very bad babey”

[@eggsalad4376]

4:32 imma giv time stamp

[@coopercampbell1521]

Trying to copy my comment? You act like we don’t figure this out.

[@Grr33nie]

@@coopercampbell1521 He might have not seen yours, i havent

[@raebae5348]

@@coopercampbell1521 it's literally a quote of what he said tho?

[@nicoleee3022]

I love how he said babey

[@fantasticmrmonk]

“An orgy for narcissist” I swear to god this man is a poet

[@mandelorean6243]

9:48 my fav

[@Nightmare_52]

"Look it's trying to eat a people hehe" Me currently drinking water: regret

[@Shimahou]

I was actually sad when he ran out of surfing snails to talk about.

[@stealthlock6634]

Me too man

[@nibiru6170]

Atom Portillo man I would listen to him talk about anything all day

[@andrewoliver5920]

Ive never wanted to learn so much until i found your channel thank you so much for all the laughter and knowledge

[@javier6465]

He has been subtlety unsubtle making dad jokes in our faces.

[@Deathtizity]

Its like a subliminal message. x)

[@Uzumaki.9]

Subtly

[@cezarcatalin1406]

It is only implied...

[@coldheart4257]

Your grammar killed my brain.

[@phallca]

Hey dads need to get their own back somehow, you raid our larders, nick our ciggies, empty our wallets, now suffer our jokes mwahahah!

[@opl500]

This is the PBS nature show we should've had.

[@samsonmoore6774]

Agree!

[@fodebic5253]

And that's what we don't want to have: kzbin.info/www/bejne/onTPaHxtpdOaZpo

[@rz4109]

That’s possibly the strangest and maybe the stupidest way I’ve ever seen anything eat

[@IronShocker77]

Some starfish and other echinoderma throw their digestive organs outside their bodies and envelop their prey with it. Then digest it outside their bodies. Then just retract the organs back inside and off they go hunting again.

[@kiingklover]

“Look! It’s trying to eat a people!”

[@Saiavinn]

booger nets! :D

[@Vanowm]

Sounds like "your mama" jokes invitation...

[@ppat9192]

Let's see you manage to eat using a testicle

[@LizzyDidntDoIt]

“Has eyes by the way, should have known better” took me out 💀

[@DarkestDeeds]

"Hehe. Look, it's trying to eat a people."

[@shawnkauffman5248]

Yeah, yeah it's all fun and games till he actually does it. Then tells the rest of them how good we taste.

[@intellectualbaguette7507]

@@shawnkauffman5248 i dont wanna be vored into a testicle!

[@personalejcr]

@@intellectualbaguette7507 Heh y-yeah, me neither *crosses arms*

[@ShabbaDabb]

Missed the chance for "We don't have that footage." "Now here's that footage."

[@npc6817]

imagine if land predators pulled shit like this, one second you're sitting on a tree stump and the next you realize the stump is actually a deadly predator who just captured you in a giant foot testicle and in the end it just flies away with your corpse by flapping its foreskin

[@callmeanon307]

Why do I want a picture of this?

[@GaryDunion]

That is how the Agaronia do

[@theinstitute1324]

Wait am I not doing it right I figured someone would've noticed by now

[@jpandelross1865]

This post here officer

[@D0NCH33T0]

...well damn :v

[@sallyrutledge4726]

Bless you, bless you for everything you do. Only wish I could share you with my High School Students.......... well........ maybe just that one !

[@angelserenade]

"when you pickup that pretty shell in the beach, it's basically a murder scene" I might not pick any kind of shells anymore

[@Mintbeef]

Due to the Coronavirus indefinitely sealing us in our homes

[@bernieponcik1351]

It's a beautiful memorial of a full life in a spectacular time to be here. Right here, right now.

[@kriblar98]

i picked up a shell in animal crossing a minute after he said that

[@SuperAmyRose01]

I never look at a seashell the same ever again 😨😨😨😖

[@recoil53]

@Reagan E Barnholt Beachfront: CSI

[@KCsFunHouse]

“Look it’s trying to eat a peeple” lol

[@littlee602]

I’ve never heard such pure joy in one sentence xD

[@IRegertThisSoMuch]

Yes English is strong with this one

[@secretagentkarve9431]

owo

[@IRegertThisSoMuch]

John Jones UnU

[@lodbldbol]

7:05

[@abigbutterstick1780]

5:13 "Has eyes by the way, should've known better" 😂

[@Spartan117xxxxxx]

the worst part about it is that it would have survived if it let go of its shell, but that advice was not a part of the instinct guidebook

[@abdurefat2300]

this is the video that got me hooked into this amazing channel years ago, and I didn't even know about the humour part, so imagine my reaction 😅. Great content, keep it up.

[@cartoonishidealism582]

Throughout the whole hermit crab scene I was just like “DROP THE SHELL AND RUN”

[@larquefausse3623]

Me, too. Guess Hermits always choose to go down with the ship.

[@Testi-1982]

It has more chances to rip that ballsack open, than to survive without the shell.

[@hlessiavedon]

@@Testi-1982 not really, imagine trying to tear through a slab of meat that is covered in super thick lube. You ain't gonna get any purchase.

[@khaiberry1884]

@Silver Scythe Yeah, but if the snail's equivalent of stomach acids is able to help liquify and dissolve the fleshy part of the crab, then it has no chance of hiding away in the shell.

[@Davealapoo]

@Silver Scythe The premise is that the digestive enzymes would begin to digest the hermit crab alive until the entire content of the foot pouch except the shell could be a drink. This is similar to other creatures that excrete digestive enzymes, like spiders.

[@table2.0]

“Look, it’s trying to eat a people

[@callmeanon307]

Its like a small child, a very dark and humorous child

[@ShanthaBunyan]

'It's complicated. They start getting into arguments about who's eating who. You know, stuff you hear at an orgy for narcissists!' BEST LINE!

[@Mortthemoose]

😂😂😂😂 these videos are absolute genius! I don't know how he comes up with this stuff!!! Lol

[@neroarchangel]

This line reminded me of a line from Hellsing Abridged when Alucard is talking to Walter. "I hate arguing with her in person, it's weird, I always get a boner"

[@millsgrainboy6861]

Personally, mine was "Think somewhere between a foreskin and a vest. Comfy."

[@DreamCityRivers]

Giggle "Look he's eating a people!" I'm hooked, new subscriber 😝😝😝💜💜💜