True Facts: The Skeleton Shrimp

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Ze Frank

Ze Frank

Күн бұрын

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@babysealsareyummy
@babysealsareyummy 4 жыл бұрын
I love the idea of them just sitting on the ocean floor talking shit to everything that passes by
@JessHull
@JessHull 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah they totally have that energy about them.
@luna-p
@luna-p 4 жыл бұрын
This needs to be the next Pixar movie
@irmese06
@irmese06 4 жыл бұрын
I bet they sound just like Shoresy on Letterkenny but with more offensive language.
@snakblade7418
@snakblade7418 4 жыл бұрын
Your mother was a sea cucumber and your father was a blobfish ~ a random skeleton shrimp.
@caramelkisses8857
@caramelkisses8857 4 жыл бұрын
Same here. They might be my spirit animal lmao
@sean_connors
@sean_connors 4 жыл бұрын
“...like a drunk person in a sleeping bag trying to answer the doorbell.” There’s a story in there, Mr. ZeFrank. I’d like to hear it.
@jackkook7349
@jackkook7349 4 жыл бұрын
And that is how the drunk do.
@emilyjewelle3301
@emilyjewelle3301 4 жыл бұрын
@@jackkook7349 I need *this* to be a video. Just Zefrank narrating in his nature documentary style over drunk people in their natural habitats doing drunk people things.
@AberrantAberrant
@AberrantAberrant 4 жыл бұрын
I was imagining a guy swimming in a sleeping bag which made it that much more entertaining for me
@jamesthe-doctor8981
@jamesthe-doctor8981 4 жыл бұрын
Emily Jewelle that would be great! Kind of like Ozzy Man Reviews, but with all the profanity bleeped out, and with zefrank’s awesome voice. That, is how a zefrank dewwrrr. 😂
@That80sGuy1972
@That80sGuy1972 4 жыл бұрын
@@emilyjewelle3301 That would be awesome!
@tyanwilde9195
@tyanwilde9195 4 жыл бұрын
The drunk person In a sleeping bag bit hit a little too close to home
@kreeperfrm559
@kreeperfrm559 4 жыл бұрын
Lol same here
@paysmenot2624
@paysmenot2624 4 жыл бұрын
i don't even drink but it still happens
@backwoodsjunkie08
@backwoodsjunkie08 4 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of many awesome camping trips!
@OTW18
@OTW18 4 жыл бұрын
Damn dude.
@nimaang
@nimaang 4 жыл бұрын
@@backwoodsjunkie08 camping trips... where you're drunk sleeping in a sleeping bag... and wriggling to answer the door bell?...
@pteroid11
@pteroid11 4 жыл бұрын
I love how he says the insults like he's a teacher reading a rude note that he caught getting passed around in the middle of class
@litgal783
@litgal783 Жыл бұрын
Lol! Yes! And I am an English teacher so I know a few things about notes! Haha!
@herbderbler1585
@herbderbler1585 4 жыл бұрын
They look like the things Ursula turned everyone into in The Little Mermaid.
@Nina_Sophia
@Nina_Sophia 4 жыл бұрын
Yes! Omg thats what they were!!!
@OneWhoDreamsAwake
@OneWhoDreamsAwake 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, they creep me out. Too many skittery, skinny appendages. And now this too.
@Danae78
@Danae78 4 жыл бұрын
Less slimey and see through
@danem.9402
@danem.9402 4 жыл бұрын
Woah that brings me back
@demonking86420
@demonking86420 4 жыл бұрын
I thought she turned everyone into sea monkeys
@VanRukh
@VanRukh 4 жыл бұрын
"Imagine a drunk person in a sleeping bag trying to answer the doorbell" That is how the Skeleton Shrimp dooo
@JudyCoxify
@JudyCoxify 4 жыл бұрын
Doooooo
@idunno4610
@idunno4610 4 жыл бұрын
Doooooooooooooooooooo
@unluckychucky3979
@unluckychucky3979 4 жыл бұрын
D o o
@dejaporter7338
@dejaporter7338 4 жыл бұрын
Do, 😁
@hidalgokaballiero
@hidalgokaballiero 4 жыл бұрын
doodoo
@StiaanyBoy
@StiaanyBoy 4 жыл бұрын
"Caprellid be sneaky sneaky. Polyp be sad."
@elliotlucassimmons5138
@elliotlucassimmons5138 4 жыл бұрын
Clearly one of the best lines XD
@Ilicia16
@Ilicia16 4 жыл бұрын
That is how a Caprellid do
@CameronCajun
@CameronCajun 4 жыл бұрын
OMG, I lost my mind in that moment! ...and my breath! Ze is so freakin hilarious!! (...while males play tappy-tap...)
@JonnieQ.01
@JonnieQ.01 4 жыл бұрын
Scrolled to this comment EXACTLY when he said it in the video 😂😂
@weatherbittensapphire6725
@weatherbittensapphire6725 4 жыл бұрын
“You look like a ruffle potato chip trying to get into coachella.” My new insult
@Pvsn08
@Pvsn08 4 жыл бұрын
WeatherBitten Sapphire Don’t forget ‘You look like an accordion that was used for a colonoscopy and kept the shape’
@gingerkline1244
@gingerkline1244 4 жыл бұрын
@@Pvsn08 my personal favorite.
@SolidifiedHoney
@SolidifiedHoney 4 жыл бұрын
I loved that call back to the tape worm video
@dangabro7943
@dangabro7943 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds exactly like something Theo Von would say lmao
@neuralmute
@neuralmute 4 жыл бұрын
Any insult that suggests that you're deliberately trying to go to Coachella is just brutal.
@derp-construction3341
@derp-construction3341 4 жыл бұрын
New best pick-up line ever: "Are you about to molt?" It offers so much subtle horror beyond your standard joke lines.
@gvasilyev84
@gvasilyev84 2 жыл бұрын
But what if she answers "YES"? This plan should go with a very robust exit strategy
@derp-construction3341
@derp-construction3341 2 жыл бұрын
@@gvasilyev84 exit back to the hotel you mean. Freshly molted means super soft cuddles!
@gvasilyev84
@gvasilyev84 2 жыл бұрын
@@derp-construction3341 with moderate to high possibility of postcoital cannibalism :D
@boskeep1
@boskeep1 2 жыл бұрын
@@gvasilyev84 that’s the best part! aftercare is important
@lisanidog8178
@lisanidog8178 Жыл бұрын
You guys are so funny! 😂 Thanks for the chuckle.
@MinyMiny
@MinyMiny 4 жыл бұрын
The analogies in these videos are so outlandish yet so accurate that I'm genuinely impressed lol. He deserves an award for each one
@SeanFerree
@SeanFerree 4 жыл бұрын
For real 😁
@shecamedowninabubbledawg8816
@shecamedowninabubbledawg8816 4 жыл бұрын
“They are also kinda cute. Like little peoples” *bless this*
@justanotherperson7774
@justanotherperson7774 4 жыл бұрын
*_Bless_*
@STriderFIN77
@STriderFIN77 4 жыл бұрын
bless
@justinvarghese6852
@justinvarghese6852 4 жыл бұрын
Ur pfp is adorable lmao
@grecomic
@grecomic 4 жыл бұрын
they’re like sea monkeys if sea monkeys actually came closer to living up to their advertising hype!
@danglam23
@danglam23 3 жыл бұрын
*p e e p l e s*
@jayanths1221
@jayanths1221 4 жыл бұрын
"You look like an accordion that was used in a colonoscopy and kept that shape" - It's so accurate and yet my mortal brain could never have come up with such a perfect description!
@ranedae
@ranedae 4 жыл бұрын
ZeFrank has a beautiful brain. He's totally my internet crush.
@nekrataali
@nekrataali 4 жыл бұрын
Truly the greatest poet of our generation.
@nordicfalcon
@nordicfalcon 4 жыл бұрын
Guys. You say he’s poet. He’s a roasting those animals. I think he should do the same format of video, but roasting humans. A whole separate playlist. Imagine him burning beiber, 6ix 9ine, or cardi b. It would be glorious.
@FilterExel
@FilterExel 4 жыл бұрын
Little-known fact: Caprellids are capable of causing sick burns.
@CarlosAlberto-nq3iv
@CarlosAlberto-nq3iv 4 жыл бұрын
Chemical Burns or Insults?
@HercadosP
@HercadosP 4 жыл бұрын
@@CarlosAlberto-nq3iv probably insults
@jaschabull2365
@jaschabull2365 4 жыл бұрын
I thought that was Alpheids.
@WildAngel-ti5rx
@WildAngel-ti5rx 4 жыл бұрын
FilterExel fire too
@jon4661
@jon4661 4 жыл бұрын
@@CarlosAlberto-nq3iv if an insult is bad enough, the difference doesn't matter.
@fidgetofdoom
@fidgetofdoom 4 жыл бұрын
"Well did you tell them its your body and you dont want to be peed on?" Oddly, not the first time I've heard those words.
@octopods1822
@octopods1822 4 жыл бұрын
🤣
@candy4428
@candy4428 4 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂
@jorden6406
@jorden6406 3 жыл бұрын
Uh the story please😳👉👈
@wileyeyefloaty665
@wileyeyefloaty665 3 жыл бұрын
Same.
@astropug2036
@astropug2036 3 жыл бұрын
Ah! I see you've been to an R Kelly concert xD
@Gam3rcat02
@Gam3rcat02 4 жыл бұрын
"looks like a 3rd grade drawing that sent a student to the school psychologist" and the "like a drunk person in a sleeping bag trying to answer the doorbell" parts I just died laughing 😂
@CherryChickPinUp
@CherryChickPinUp 3 жыл бұрын
Me too 😭😂😂😂
@thehitcher3157
@thehitcher3157 4 жыл бұрын
"Courtship begins by males beating the living crap out of each other" Sounds very similar to an average night out!
@treebahn
@treebahn 4 жыл бұрын
Alabama tinder.
@galloe8933
@galloe8933 4 жыл бұрын
I remember the first time I chopped a fool in two with my venom claw... Oh, memories; what a night!
@starsilverinfinity
@starsilverinfinity 4 жыл бұрын
No one: My brain: *_loud ORA noises_*
@thefungiwhisperer2313
@thefungiwhisperer2313 4 жыл бұрын
are you Red from Good Omens?
@themeanestkitten
@themeanestkitten 4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes the city ape
@Ajehy
@Ajehy 4 жыл бұрын
Who else thinks that ZeFrank came up with this just to insult random sea-life?
@VSDalSheron
@VSDalSheron 4 жыл бұрын
while pretending to be an educational informercial to boot
@MonteCreations
@MonteCreations 4 жыл бұрын
Sorry, ZeFrank can be a real F***ball to sea life. He just says things, He's like really specific
@timh.6872
@timh.6872 4 жыл бұрын
I don't think he could do it live, but a ZeFrank restream of EV Nautilus would be amazing
@ReleasedHollow
@ReleasedHollow 4 жыл бұрын
Impossible, he didn't insult clams. This must just be all true facts.
@808BassMetal
@808BassMetal 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly!
@nicoleabed2480
@nicoleabed2480 4 жыл бұрын
"They swim like a drunk person in a sleeping bag trying to answer the doorbell" me on any given day 😂 🤣 😂
@hollowarmoredtitan3588
@hollowarmoredtitan3588 4 жыл бұрын
😖
@MzClementine
@MzClementine 4 жыл бұрын
Nicole Abed no lie. I’ve dropped everything today... by 8pm I’m cussing up a storm cause I’m so GD clumsy. I have EDS and we are prone to this. Adding in... That’s me, too. On the daily. 🤪😏🤦🏻‍♀️ I once broke a whole shelf of crystal vases. I was 15. It was so embarrassing. I was with my mom. She asked me, “don’t touch a thing.” I oOppp... oh... my... goodness.
@nicoleabed2480
@nicoleabed2480 4 жыл бұрын
@@MzClementine I have CP and I would be lost without my reacher grabber stick especially if I drop my meds on the floor
@aussiecountry9320
@aussiecountry9320 4 жыл бұрын
"Three pairs of hold on for dear life grasping appendages" "...But it's not holding onto anything, certianly not dear life..."
@sushiibird7799
@sushiibird7799 3 жыл бұрын
"I mean it's in the process of being much less alive"
@keentrasborg2566
@keentrasborg2566 3 жыл бұрын
My new pickup line: "Question... are you about to moult?"
@HappiestSadGuy
@HappiestSadGuy 4 жыл бұрын
This makes me wonder just how many animals I have never heard of.
@mrbismarck
@mrbismarck 4 жыл бұрын
Four. Three now.
@avelaide7530
@avelaide7530 4 жыл бұрын
Sooooooooooooooooooooooo many. For example there are more than 350,000 species of beetles.
@Crabgar
@Crabgar 4 жыл бұрын
@@avelaide7530 yeah, but we know of beetles in general, i never heard anything about these guys
@AngryKittens
@AngryKittens 4 жыл бұрын
Just be careful around drop bears.
@evilcake5007
@evilcake5007 4 жыл бұрын
most of them
@KorporalNoobs
@KorporalNoobs 4 жыл бұрын
_You know; They say things_ is a perfectly reasonable dissclaimer when introducing someone to any group of people.
@ronaldbaker8533
@ronaldbaker8533 4 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure that's how my friends introduce me to other people... 😊
@mapelianbutton4954
@mapelianbutton4954 4 жыл бұрын
Zefrank: Look at the mom's little eye poking out. Me: Which one is the eye?
@quietone748
@quietone748 4 жыл бұрын
hahahaha
@eranovablack
@eranovablack 4 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for when secretary birds are caught on this guy's radar
@octopods1822
@octopods1822 4 жыл бұрын
On yeah! They whack snakes on the head. Very hard slap... Not nice at all.
@boyfriendwannabe1825
@boyfriendwannabe1825 4 жыл бұрын
@@octopods1822 What do you mean slap?! That's full stomp, stomp of disgusted, the stomps that said "HOLY SHIT!! A CENTIPEDE!!".
@justanotherchannelonyoutub126
@justanotherchannelonyoutub126 3 жыл бұрын
“To hunt their pray, they use their long legs to stomp them to death. Think putting out a campfire, but with more death, we hope.”
@timwoods2852
@timwoods2852 3 жыл бұрын
And then there's nightmare animals like the weel bug and spider-tailed serpent.
@ViciousVitiate
@ViciousVitiate 3 жыл бұрын
@@timwoods2852 I'm not excited to look these up.
@jdnthecanadian424
@jdnthecanadian424 4 жыл бұрын
"Caprellidae be sneaky sneaky... polyp be sad..."
@thechumpsbeendumped.7797
@thechumpsbeendumped.7797 4 жыл бұрын
“In the process of being much less alive” aren’t we all?
@nomnomgoblin8901
@nomnomgoblin8901 4 жыл бұрын
Big Cadeucus mood
@gloriouscontent3538
@gloriouscontent3538 4 жыл бұрын
The virgin spoiler vs the chad timestamp.
@thehellyousay
@thehellyousay 4 жыл бұрын
I'm not currently being slurped down into the ravening maw of a sea slug so, no... -AAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH- *BEEEEELLLCCH*
@thechumpsbeendumped.7797
@thechumpsbeendumped.7797 4 жыл бұрын
Carl Bailey I'm not currently being slurped down into a ravening maw either, and to be honest it's been a long time and although she had her faults, I miss my ex.
@krowkovtuber
@krowkovtuber 4 жыл бұрын
i didn’t hear “Heëre are tru Facts about” my life is not complete.
@63M1N1
@63M1N1 4 жыл бұрын
dat's how skeleton shrimp do
@goodiegoodygumdrops
@goodiegoodygumdrops 4 жыл бұрын
G3M1N1 😂
@ktc333
@ktc333 4 жыл бұрын
What was he thinking? :)
@Miolnir3
@Miolnir3 4 жыл бұрын
my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
@pinupgirl9160
@pinupgirl9160 4 жыл бұрын
bluethenewb I feel you.
@MiniMii550
@MiniMii550 4 жыл бұрын
"Hey pipette with lips, you look like an accordion that was used in a colonoscopy and kept that shape."
@kylejscheffler
@kylejscheffler 4 жыл бұрын
It's rude
@karina_S13
@karina_S13 4 жыл бұрын
😑 it's rude.
@reginaldmustardbacon5866
@reginaldmustardbacon5866 4 жыл бұрын
@Elizabeth Frantes they didn't have to say it though
@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodb7585
@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodb7585 4 жыл бұрын
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@shoelaceofjudgement3929
@shoelaceofjudgement3929 4 жыл бұрын
@@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodb7585 tf
@hogonalog406
@hogonalog406 4 жыл бұрын
So this is what Ursula turned her delinquent contract victims into.
@vanillajack5925
@vanillajack5925 4 жыл бұрын
Poor unfortunate souls...
@崔莱
@崔莱 3 жыл бұрын
@@vanillajack5925 poor unfortunate vs. rich fortunate. I wonder if the little mermaid would have been very different if Ariel had paid the full transformation fee, probably wouldn't have ended up with all those other commitments and limitations in her contract.
@MsNicoleLeo
@MsNicoleLeo 4 жыл бұрын
I felt bad for the poor mom who had 40 babies hanging off of her little crustacean body. She looked so exhausted 😴. When she put them down to recover, I felt her relief. Glad we don’t have 40 babies at a time! I can’t imagine having to take care of 40 two year olds.
@Muninnfeathers
@Muninnfeathers 4 жыл бұрын
"Are you about to molt?" is gonna be my new pick up line.
@AgentOracle
@AgentOracle 4 жыл бұрын
"Whatever parenting experience you've had, this is some next level shit." Seriously, seriously brilliant.
@koierekpl783
@koierekpl783 4 жыл бұрын
So a bendy straw that eats meat
@K9River
@K9River 4 жыл бұрын
Which would make them illegal in California.
@nomdon4231
@nomdon4231 4 жыл бұрын
I call them skinny fries
@inmemoryoflael
@inmemoryoflael 4 жыл бұрын
The stuff the mom was saying to the kids, man that was accurate af! It was like listening to myself at any given lunch time.
@Kody_Lumine
@Kody_Lumine 3 жыл бұрын
Even the: "Don't want to be peed at" part?
@inmemoryoflael
@inmemoryoflael 3 жыл бұрын
@@Kody_Lumine, as a mom of three boys, sadly, yes, that's accurate.
@Kody_Lumine
@Kody_Lumine 3 жыл бұрын
@@inmemoryoflael my condolences
@inmemoryoflael
@inmemoryoflael 3 жыл бұрын
@@Kody_Lumine, it's a season, it'll pass. Like today; it's consisted of my eight year old son crashing a golf cart in to my van, at speed, first thing this morning (yes, he was ok) and dropping my eldest girl off at prom this evening. A bittersweet day.
@Kody_Lumine
@Kody_Lumine 3 жыл бұрын
@@inmemoryoflael jeez do they at least bring you joy?
@diveflyfish
@diveflyfish 3 жыл бұрын
You are honestly a master of Metaphor. Your humor, has helped me when I needed it most. Thank you for sharing your genius.
@fermentedbadger5717
@fermentedbadger5717 4 жыл бұрын
0:02 They sorta remind me of the coffee drinking, smoking worm guys from the Men in Black movies.
@indominuswrex9465
@indominuswrex9465 4 жыл бұрын
YES
@anandapriyadarshan
@anandapriyadarshan 4 жыл бұрын
That was the first thing came to my mind too!
@deistmutt
@deistmutt 4 жыл бұрын
IKR?!?!
@MsSwitchblade13
@MsSwitchblade13 4 жыл бұрын
My first thought EXACTLY
@radiationzack1012
@radiationzack1012 4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely that was my immediate thought
@aubren6456
@aubren6456 4 жыл бұрын
The best part of all of these videos is when he says “B E B E” Edit: I appreciate the likes!
@raymondsmith2040
@raymondsmith2040 4 жыл бұрын
You know it
@SarumanTheStinky
@SarumanTheStinky 4 жыл бұрын
that is how Zefrank do
@anelisamorgan8590
@anelisamorgan8590 4 жыл бұрын
I know, right!?😂😂😂
@WatchingYou2ube
@WatchingYou2ube 4 жыл бұрын
So tru
@arvindiyer6012
@arvindiyer6012 4 жыл бұрын
And moyyiist
@dboot8886
@dboot8886 4 жыл бұрын
"Hey, you look like a Ruffles potato chip on its way to Coachella." Why did I feel offended on behalf of that worm tho? XD
@TaurusToyVideos
@TaurusToyVideos 3 жыл бұрын
They can anchor themselves with three pairs of “hold on for dear life” grasping appendages
@benodaboy
@benodaboy 3 жыл бұрын
Like a drunk person in a sleeping bag trying to answer the door.. how the hell do you come up with a metaphor that good!!!
@nocount7517
@nocount7517 4 жыл бұрын
Skeleton shrimp mom: "I hate parenting." Wolf spider: "Same."
@ThunderNerve
@ThunderNerve 4 жыл бұрын
keepperi but suriname toad case more shit on their dad, Extreme level parenting
@riphopfer5816
@riphopfer5816 4 жыл бұрын
Blue-Ringed Octopus: 'You ain’t just whistling Dixie!'
@jamesthe-doctor8981
@jamesthe-doctor8981 4 жыл бұрын
Opossum: True, true...
@herbderbler1585
@herbderbler1585 4 жыл бұрын
Tarantula: these foster kids are a nightmare
@oiltoast3723
@oiltoast3723 4 жыл бұрын
Mountain chicken tell me about it.
@MisterDrBob
@MisterDrBob 4 жыл бұрын
"You know, they SAY things."
@naxmorvigatore4168
@naxmorvigatore4168 4 жыл бұрын
to describe the mating process of the skeleton shrimp, imagine if in order to have a family with your wife you had to first undo every little bit of the knight armor she's wearing to get at her squishy parts, and then rather than just the one or two kids you really needed, you instead got a literal dozen of them just in case a hand full die in an accident sometime later in their lives. That is how the skeleton shrimp do
@bird2034
@bird2034 4 жыл бұрын
God, you being back is one of the best parts of this year. Absolutely loved your early content when I found it and happy to see you making content again.
@taco5021
@taco5021 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine holding on to a cable with your toes and trying to eat by catching pieces of soup on a mustachio that you grew on your ear. That is how the Skeleton Shrimp do.
@cancercentral9997
@cancercentral9997 4 жыл бұрын
"The polyps are like a display case of spinning wieners at a gas station-a grab and go snack." It took me way too long to realise he wasn't talking about penises
@ryanyeager7297
@ryanyeager7297 4 жыл бұрын
What kind of gas stations are you going to?
@Sixtysixway
@Sixtysixway 4 жыл бұрын
What's he talking about then?
@gyzardo3648
@gyzardo3648 4 жыл бұрын
Alfonzo Soto González hot dogs
@guilhermerafaelzimermann4196
@guilhermerafaelzimermann4196 4 жыл бұрын
What, you guys don't have severed spinning penises at your gas stations for when you need a little nibble?
@glorioskey
@glorioskey 4 жыл бұрын
If you liked that comment you may enjoy atomic shrimps wobble machine video
@twdjt6245
@twdjt6245 4 жыл бұрын
“I don’t even know if they can have a one night stand. There’d be some unfortunate splinters.” The man is bringing up the important questions.
@ScionStorm1
@ScionStorm1 4 жыл бұрын
It's funnier when you are familiar with the comics and know that Mantis gave birth to Space-Jesus after having sex with an alien tree(not Groot, a different species) to fulfill her destiny and become the Celestial Madonna.
@glorioskey
@glorioskey 4 жыл бұрын
@@ScionStorm1 oh thank you . No wonder I didn't get the depth of the humor. . But on the surface was still entertaining.Must be his voice. Just like Rowan Atkins doing roll call or his preacher roles. Good morning indeed..
@tichu7
@tichu7 4 жыл бұрын
"fish food, mostly". The honesty in this nature video is refreshing.
@Midnight_Lantern
@Midnight_Lantern 3 жыл бұрын
"Imagine a drunk person in a sleeping bag trying to answer the doorbell" Lmao. Dead.....like six feet under. The tears.
@Krystalmyth
@Krystalmyth 4 жыл бұрын
Oh god, I'd love it if you ever did an episode on Poodle Moths. They are sincerely the strangest and most evocative creatures. They have evocative mannerisms. Seem to display emotions, they have brows ffs. Hold things with their hands. Sit down with their legs hanging, prop their elbows, hands on chin. I kind of really think they're fairies, or definitely one of the more recent additions to the planet because they're not moths lol.
@HopePapernacky
@HopePapernacky 2 жыл бұрын
Yesss!
@litgal783
@litgal783 Жыл бұрын
This is a great idea! Hope he covers it soon!
@wagonstation3709
@wagonstation3709 Жыл бұрын
OMG, they are so creepy!
@timwoods2852
@timwoods2852 9 ай бұрын
Ah, yes the Eevee moth. Since Game Freak won't give us Swarmeon, God said, "Fine, I'll do it myself."
@HaloHighlightz
@HaloHighlightz 4 жыл бұрын
“Hey, you look like a restaurant peppermint that got sucked down the wrong pipe and was coughed out attached to a lugey.” It’s like, very specific, like they really thought about it. And *totally* inappropriate.
@zacharyevans1176
@zacharyevans1176 4 жыл бұрын
Perfectly appropriate to for the video
@BombshElle_7
@BombshElle_7 4 жыл бұрын
That was the best joke. 😆
@Robdestroyer16
@Robdestroyer16 4 жыл бұрын
You know they SAY THINGS
@JoshJenrayAK47
@JoshJenrayAK47 4 жыл бұрын
"Perhaps because they swim like a drunk person in a sleeping bag, trying to answer the doorbell." .....oddly specific, but I can see it. Please continue.
@duchi882
@duchi882 4 жыл бұрын
*Skeleton Shrimp:* Hey you look like a restaurant peppermint that got sucked down the wrong pipe and got coughed out attached to a Loogie *Gary* (Spongebob's Pet): _Peace was never an Option_
@ladyseeker2927
@ladyseeker2927 4 жыл бұрын
"Like a drunk person in a sleeping bag trying to answer the doorbell" Say no more, sir. *hits subscribe*
@SeeMyEvil
@SeeMyEvil 4 жыл бұрын
yes so happy every time you upload. your way of telling animal fact in a funny way is so charming
@ifoldinhalfsoeasily
@ifoldinhalfsoeasily 4 жыл бұрын
I found these guys in Alameda, CA while looking for bubble snails carrying schistosome parasites (as they do) and spent about an hour just watching them. Monterey Bay Aquarium usually has a display of them.
@kohljackal
@kohljackal 4 жыл бұрын
ifoldinhalfsoeasily ooh, where in Alameda?
@ifoldinhalfsoeasily
@ifoldinhalfsoeasily 4 жыл бұрын
@@kohljackal I found them all along Shoreline Drive, across from all the apartments and condos. They hang out among the seaweed in the shallows.
@kohljackal
@kohljackal 4 жыл бұрын
ifoldinhalfsoeasily thx! An excuse to spend some time outside rather than on the couch waiting for a zefrank vid, lol.
@jennicahamilton2605
@jennicahamilton2605 4 жыл бұрын
"Whatever your parenting experiences, this is some next level s#!t". 🤣
@siderealsecond4444
@siderealsecond4444 4 жыл бұрын
But seriously, these little things really toe the line on being unnaturally creepy and kinda cute.
@catfacepoetry3211
@catfacepoetry3211 4 жыл бұрын
The animal featured in this episode is amazing. It looks different to others I know. It swims and doesn't. And its parenting with the narrator is among the funniest entertainments.
@bleakdestiny6095
@bleakdestiny6095 4 жыл бұрын
You make me laugh like no other. Thank you for making these videos, they bring little rays of sunshine into my gloam filled days! 😘
@jinx7501
@jinx7501 4 жыл бұрын
"They say things..." Yes, some new insults that will impress the person you're insulting. That or at least make them think about it for a moment which gives you time to escape. The best kind of emergency insults!
@IWantOrangesNOW
@IWantOrangesNOW 4 жыл бұрын
Dammit Jerry. All this time and you still refuse to take feedback.
@recoil53
@recoil53 4 жыл бұрын
F***in' Jerry, I don't know why zefrank keeps him.
@yihengzhou2676
@yihengzhou2676 4 жыл бұрын
“And that’s how a skeleton shrimp DO.” There, fixed. Ah much better
@kohljackal
@kohljackal 4 жыл бұрын
Yiheng Zhou Oh, thank you! I'll be able to sleep tonight. Knew there was something missing.....😅
@johncarlobuay4321
@johncarlobuay4321 4 жыл бұрын
I can hear his voice 😂
@bryancruz8782
@bryancruz8782 4 жыл бұрын
Oh ya that’s like Franks signature line, it should be in every video.
@bobra_bob8836
@bobra_bob8836 4 жыл бұрын
He did say bebes though, so that's in there at least.
@ebennett7
@ebennett7 4 жыл бұрын
I've been watching Ze for a long time and I think this might be the funniest True Facts ever. Thanks!
@bezoticallyyours83
@bezoticallyyours83 3 жыл бұрын
Your one of the best nature narrators ever!
@ItzRetz
@ItzRetz 4 жыл бұрын
In my 20 years of life not even once have I heard about or seen these things. Neat.
@barcadoubletreblesixtuple4020
@barcadoubletreblesixtuple4020 4 жыл бұрын
They are the ocean version of our inflatable air dancer...
@emilyjewelle3301
@emilyjewelle3301 4 жыл бұрын
Meh, I'm with Family Guy on this one. We call those things "wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube men" where I'm from. Or, at least that's what most people I know now call them. A friend of mine once dubbed them "interpretative dance wind socks." I've never been happier with my social circle. Sometimes, it's the little things in life.
@mysteriouscharacter2766
@mysteriouscharacter2766 4 жыл бұрын
We simply call them "the hot-dog"
@VSDalSheron
@VSDalSheron 4 жыл бұрын
"Courtship begins by males beating the living crap out of each other" I hope you weren't implying this is unique, I do this in bars all the time!
@martinxy1291
@martinxy1291 4 жыл бұрын
I just sit in the back watching 4 guys beat the living shit out of eachother while the chick is there with her friends looking at their phones and the poor teen bouncer trying to split them up or kick them out. I love friday nights, gives me somthing better to watch other than my passed out friend sitting next to me
@janesdiary4357
@janesdiary4357 3 жыл бұрын
"There would be some unfortunate splinters." I was not thinking about it, but now I am thinking about it. Make it stop, please.
@ssc4649
@ssc4649 4 жыл бұрын
I've never seen this animal. Not in books not on TV no where. This is a completely new experience for me. I will cherish it, ZeFrank
@29jgirl92
@29jgirl92 4 жыл бұрын
I'm just looking for a guy who will help me crack open and shed my exoskeleton.
@outcastcwd
@outcastcwd 4 жыл бұрын
🖐Here I am! ....I even have one of those crackie thingies they give you at Red Lobster...
@Michael-xm4ux
@Michael-xm4ux 4 жыл бұрын
If ur not a serial killer i’m in
@Rhaifha
@Rhaifha 4 жыл бұрын
And then abandon me with 40 kids
@verdatum
@verdatum 4 жыл бұрын
....'sup?
@Ka9radio_Mobile9
@Ka9radio_Mobile9 4 жыл бұрын
TinyTeacup, I bet you have a beautiful exoskeleton and shoes to match! :-)
@mike2652
@mike2652 4 жыл бұрын
“Well did you tell him it’s YOUR body and you don’t wanna be peed on?!” 😆😆😆
@Nosretep
@Nosretep 4 жыл бұрын
The R.Kelly experience.
@cykablyatthemovie2424
@cykablyatthemovie2424 4 жыл бұрын
@@FlexBeanbag hentaihaven.com/
@jackielinde7568
@jackielinde7568 4 жыл бұрын
If you ever had to raise children, you can relate.
@aries773
@aries773 4 жыл бұрын
Oh this is an awesome day, having a great time in the snow and getting to watch my puppy play in it for the first time. And I got a zefrank video!! Whooohooo!!!
@AmandaKay
@AmandaKay 4 жыл бұрын
Yes! Awesome day!!! Glad you're not taking it for granted. ❤
@DocBree13
@DocBree13 4 жыл бұрын
Hibachi Deadpool sounds like a perfect day 😊
@kohljackal
@kohljackal 4 жыл бұрын
Only one puppy to parent! (Not forty!) Enjoy!
@kristinjones6154
@kristinjones6154 4 жыл бұрын
I can imagine how much effort you put into these. Much appreciated, zeFrank.
@ty12t2
@ty12t2 4 жыл бұрын
I've been in the fresh and marine aquarium hobby for over 30 years and I feel like I've been living under a rock no mountain! I really want to learn more this Skeleton Shrimp!
@MinhSen11
@MinhSen11 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you SO much for beeping out the "inappropriate" language so I can share these brilliant films with my students!
@Harryniss1188
@Harryniss1188 4 жыл бұрын
I'm still stuck on the puffins. This Puffin's got some stuffin, for your Puffin muffin.
@healinggrounds19
@healinggrounds19 4 жыл бұрын
My husband actually sang this into my ear ladt night.
@Liuhuayue
@Liuhuayue 4 жыл бұрын
@@healinggrounds19 What a hook-up.
@ajleaguemedia5027
@ajleaguemedia5027 4 жыл бұрын
Science Fiction Double Feature did you enjoy it
@markmaynard4319
@markmaynard4319 4 жыл бұрын
yeah, that had me tears
@RKyle-wx6rp
@RKyle-wx6rp 4 жыл бұрын
Science Fiction Double Feature That’s awesomely hilarious 😂 I randomly get the puffin song stuck in my head at odd times
@boru3413
@boru3413 4 жыл бұрын
Me: Time to go to sleep zefrank: *uploads* Me: Ehh, who needs sleep
@babakrad4438
@babakrad4438 4 жыл бұрын
It is amazing. Your channel is my favorite! I really enjoy every single of them and learn something new every day. Thanks for these marvelous informative videos.
@MrMochi-nl1zb
@MrMochi-nl1zb 4 жыл бұрын
I watch playlists of biology documentaries while really high, this was a warm welcome in the middle of arthropod mating cycles
@bagelburglar861
@bagelburglar861 4 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who wants to see a “True Facts About Chinchillas” video?
@Ajehy
@Ajehy 4 жыл бұрын
Bagel Burglar - they are fluffy-fluffy and you want to hug them.
@archer9338
@archer9338 4 жыл бұрын
I love them.
@octopods1822
@octopods1822 4 жыл бұрын
Yes! And also a true facts about the Blue Footed Boobie
@annebruecks7381
@annebruecks7381 4 жыл бұрын
The females squirt pee at your face!!
@Danae78
@Danae78 4 жыл бұрын
I want to hear about that!!
@ninjaeris131
@ninjaeris131 4 жыл бұрын
Ze Frank: Drunk person in a sleeping bag, trying to answer the door Me: *Just envisions a drunk Aizawa in a sleeping bag, trying to answer the door*
@jordannorris5702
@jordannorris5702 4 жыл бұрын
Same!!!
@rapogirl1391
@rapogirl1391 4 жыл бұрын
YES!
@notgray88
@notgray88 4 жыл бұрын
Who's Aizawa?
@rapogirl1391
@rapogirl1391 4 жыл бұрын
@@notgray88 A person from the Anime "My Hero Academia". He looks like if "I hate my life" was a person. First time you meet him he's in a sleeping bag.
@notgray88
@notgray88 4 жыл бұрын
@@rapogirl1391 oh ok, I know who you're talking about!
@KVandendriessche
@KVandendriessche 4 жыл бұрын
We need a True Facts about Zefrank because this guy has all the best pick up lines for mating 🤣
@dustinontaiyabbi5608
@dustinontaiyabbi5608 4 жыл бұрын
Wanna play tapy tap? 😂😂😂 The man is hilarious
@Xavier_Coogat_the_Mambo_King
@Xavier_Coogat_the_Mambo_King 4 жыл бұрын
It's amazing that after so long, you can still find a new favorite channel out of the blue. You have rekindled my sense of wonder and whimsy, good sir
@HonouringMiyukiandAce1414
@HonouringMiyukiandAce1414 3 жыл бұрын
They are the most amazing creatures I have ever seen🥰 I could watch them all day. Fascinating!! Love your narrating always☮️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
@TV-wu5py
@TV-wu5py 4 жыл бұрын
zefrank is on a streak recently
@Rhaifha
@Rhaifha 4 жыл бұрын
Ikr, I'm actually getting hopeful that it's not a fluke. Please don't be a fluke.
@stanamilanovich3956
@stanamilanovich3956 4 жыл бұрын
On behalf of fluke worms, I am offended, sir!
@mattsmith3022
@mattsmith3022 4 жыл бұрын
Did I ever mention how happy I am that you are back doing true facts videos? I still can’t get over how much I enjoy them and missed them!
@thekey207
@thekey207 4 жыл бұрын
I will forever say “ *mustachio* ”
@mattcyr2022
@mattcyr2022 4 жыл бұрын
I'm stuck saying bebbies when I mean babies lol
@thekey207
@thekey207 4 жыл бұрын
Matt Cyr hahahahahaha same
@behrangkhosravi3157
@behrangkhosravi3157 4 жыл бұрын
Didnt you before?
@theholyfool29
@theholyfool29 4 жыл бұрын
This is exactly what I call guys with swirly moustaches. LMAO!!!
@thehellyousay
@thehellyousay 4 жыл бұрын
You'd better. We're listening... *Scowls ominously, drives straight into a telephone pole...* Ow.
@viniciuslima9430
@viniciuslima9430 4 жыл бұрын
Your sarcastic voice is gold, but your script is diamond.👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 just addicted to your videos.
@patricksmith6680
@patricksmith6680 4 жыл бұрын
This looks almost like a cross between a praying mantis and an inchworm.
@izzy1221
@izzy1221 4 жыл бұрын
As a person who sits in an office chair all day...I think my spine looks like a skeleton shrimp.
@ohrats731
@ohrats731 4 жыл бұрын
Izzy haha omg I have scoliosis AND I sit in an office chair 😂 my poor skeleton shrimp spine....
@geoleo965
@geoleo965 4 жыл бұрын
He forgot the most relevant trivia of them all: as any other one, it is highly recommended to join us for a cocktail.
@PikaPunch44
@PikaPunch44 4 жыл бұрын
Drunk person in a sleeping bag trying to answer a doorbell ☠️☠️😂😂
@nikiiannarone7149
@nikiiannarone7149 4 жыл бұрын
This might be the best channel on KZbin. I never watch without laughing so hard I cry. Thank u for all u do!
@curiousfiend1169
@curiousfiend1169 4 жыл бұрын
This channels content is genius level docu-comedy. Thanks, much appreciated.
@Serovious
@Serovious 4 жыл бұрын
This might get lost in the comments but I’m genuinely so happy you’re back Zefrank, I have very distinct memories growing up attached to your videos. Thank you for everything 🙏🏼🙏🏼
@TheReaverOfDarkness
@TheReaverOfDarkness 4 жыл бұрын
I love how you research the animals in-depth and then twist everything you find for comedic purposes. This is quality comedy.
@billsabado9393
@billsabado9393 4 жыл бұрын
"IT'S MY BODY AND I DON'T WANT IT TO BE PEED ON!!"
@jaschabull2365
@jaschabull2365 4 жыл бұрын
That's what my mum should've said to my cousin's cat.
@madfishdiva
@madfishdiva 4 жыл бұрын
The narration on this is hilarious.
@SeanFerree
@SeanFerree 4 жыл бұрын
Love it 😁
@Dwayne-Mobile1
@Dwayne-Mobile1 4 жыл бұрын
Love all the vids and their frequency lately. Keep em coming!
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