True Facts: Proboscis Monkey

[@zefrank]

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[@LOL_MANN]

No but I am first so noise 😏

[@44actual]

Do your favorite animal next.

[@jesseywater3446]

You have a nice fun voice ! Happy new year

[@Tinatime532]

Thanks darly... just joined Curiosity... such a mixture...looks good 🖖 Soooo appreciate your vids sweetheart... yer AMAZINNNNGGGG 😉🥰😋😂🤣😂 byyzeeee byyeeee ❤️😎

[@samnelson2343]

Thank you Ill try it.

[@EnabiSeira]

_"True Facts is not for children, nor is it for adults who don't act like children."_ Best warning I've seen.

[@DobygamesGC]

Why is that so funny Xd

[@BigPuddin]

It's a good thing Frank left Buzzfeed then.

[@JosephKeenanisme]

I was packing a bong when that went by so I had to rewind and pause. That is what got me to sub after seeing the last video.

[@zethwigle93]

Another golden one, man. You've kept me laughing at some bad moments. Please don't stop making these. I got my mother laughing hysterically, even though I couldn't explain a third of the jokes to her. She still loves your stuff. I just choose not to offend her moral sensibilities. This means that you can still deliver amazing sh*t to those types of people, without them getting the hidden jokes. Seriously, good work, man

[@zethwigle93]

@@DobygamesGC Because that is what the zefrank do 🤣🤣🤣

[@conmara6492]

When I lived in Brunei as a kid, I'd often see Proboscis Monkeys while on safari through the mangroves, but the funnier story comes from when I visited a zoo in Malaysia. Essentially, i brought a toy jaguar with me as I wandered around the place, and when I got to the Proboscis Monkey enclosure and propped myself up on the viewing platform, they caught sight of the jaguar and quite literally went ape shit, the males roaring and flopping their red chillies towards the jaguars direction. In hindsight, probably wasn't that funny for them, but its hard to take them seriously when they were doing that.

[@sil_mang]

Red chilies 🤣

[@joshualawrence2963]

Gosh, I kinda want to piss off a Proboscis monkey now, that sounds hilarious

[@samiam619]

Do you have any idea where that Proboscis Monkey statue is?

[@adroitws1367]

@@samiam619 probably indonesia? borneo maybe?

[@sweetmissirish]

@@samiam619 Google it... I thought at one point he said Italy but I'm not sure

[@kailithium]

“A bit like a donkey swallowed a dial up modem” that’s EXACTLY what they sound like. There’s no better description.

[@keenanevans7888]

7:15 for reference

[@laceyl001337]

That sound had so many emotions. The excitement to be moments away from the internet (Nick Jr, Yahoo! Chat, Runescape, Albino Black Sheep). The frustration when picking up the phone to call a friend. The anguish when you hear the yell from the other room that someone else needs the line.

[@diaflux]

Hilarious too.

[@CLTCHCO]

Thats a new sentence, You’ve brightened my day. Thank you!

[@KuueenKumi]

@@keenanevans7888 7:18 more accurate

[@hyrenaj2888]

"but fighting is a real bummer" is such a gem, like a diamond.

[@derp-construction3341]

I would beg for more frequent True Facts, but I think the product quality is well worth waiting patiently for.

[@BastiatC]

And it's like a surprise Christmas. It wouldn't be the same if it were every 3 months or something.

[@boredartist225]

Couldnt have said it better myself.

[@luciferhuey6285]

And I don't want to run out of content

[@medris9326]

Agreed. If it ain't broke don't fix it

[@neszi3]

I think it's half the fun. Being surprised by a new Zefrank vid. Also, I wouldn't want him to compromise the quality of his vids for more quantity.

[@ALaughingWolf2188]

I’ve always loved Zefrank’s humor so much, because it’s like a Nat Geo documentary where the narrator can say LITERALLY anything without being fired while still sounding so professional. I don’t know how to better describe it, it’s just so damn funny to me with the way he talks

[@GippyHappy]

hunter

[@garretmangio9756]

The way you just described it is how a Zefrank do

[@ALaughingWolf2188]

@@GippyHappy how did I not notice I did that?

[@GippyHappy]

@@ALaughingWolf2188 It's okay, I do the same thing

[@kotarldo]

Casual Geographic and Zefrank could do a collab and it would be great.

[@thefinalkayakboss]

"It sounds a bit like a donkey swallowed a dialup modem" I was not prepared for how accurate that description proved.

[@geigertec5921]

Zoomers didn't get the joke bc born after dialup already ended

[@sweetlyte]

I read your comment at the exact moment he said it and then hear it. I busted out laughing.

[@abyssstrider2547]

@@geigertec5921 Except i do.

No one ever is...

[@Ezekiel_Allium]

@@geigertec5921 you're right, after dial up ended the sound simply phased from existence and human memory, any surviving files were corrupted or cognito-blocked from perception. It certainly isnt the default sound for tech or brain issues after all, that'd be silly. Millenials on the internet and defining large amounts of internet culture? Unheard of I tell you

[@siddharthsinha9300]

I'm surprised that apart from all the other jokes, noone appreciates Zefrank's skill with wordplay and grammatical humour: "Refuted - not just futed, they futed it again!" That one made me crack up!

[@jho2646]

How do you know no one else appreciates it?

[@bidibibip]

I'm sure there are quite a few of us that have been appreciating Ze's skill with wordplay and grammatical humour for many years.

[@siddharthsinha9300]

@@jho2646 Because I didn't find anyone saying anything about it here in the comments section.

[@v3le]

@@siddharthsinha9300 butt it doesn't mean u are the smartest guy in the room oh c'mon

[@siddharthsinha9300]

@@v3le My dear, I wasn't trying to be the smartest guy in the room, and I'm not. I was simply trying to point out something clever because I didn't everyone else to miss it.

[@koreyhayden1368]

"True facts is not for children, nor is it for adults who don't act like children" 🤣🤣🤣 I love it!

[@Spud24]

Absolutely incredible way to explain what true facts is 😂

[@joeannpeople7392]

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[@bullymaguire8414]

This comment is so fresh that it had to live with its aunty and uncle in Bel Air

[@joshyoung1440]

Not even the first time he's said that, I believe haha

[@dasgelbevomei1]

it is so true

[@chrisbj4038]

My husband is a zoologist whose speciality is the Asian colobines. He was very impressed by the level of research in this video. So was I, but more impressed by the humour, which as usual, had me in fits of giggles. Thank you for educating and amusing in equal measure, Mr Frank. Long may you rain (your wonderful videos) over us!

[@tvdinner325]

It reminds me of tRump.

[@firmanimad]

more like porjectile vomits these wonderful videos

[@MarcSolomonScheimann]

*reign

[@sonjaholmes7163]

@@MarcSolomonScheimann or possibly rain is exactly what they meant. I mean fan of Ze Frank...

[@bari2883]

@@MarcSolomonScheimann I think you missed the joke.

[@blakebryant7775]

"The bus kept going." Wonderful. 5 star writing.

[@TippyHippy]

Sometimes I play with my willy and the white stuff comes out

[@bullymaguire8414]

This comment is so raw that its still finding Nemo

[@kiwihame]

This was one of the most hilarious installments, in a series of hilarious installments. Thanks Ze, you're brilliant.

[@giggityguy]

"Donkey swallowed a dial-up modem" might be the most descriptive phrase anyone has ever uttered

[@Masterman2020]

it was accurate too

[@abberistired]

that's exactly what it sounds like is the best part lol

[@sweetmissirish]

You should check out Casual Geographic, he has great/creative/accurate descriptive phrases as well

[@jeremykiahsobyk102]

"He (Arthur Dent) gasped in terror at what sounded like a man trying to gargle while holding off a pack of wolves."

[@puellanivis]

“sexual selection, which is the corner of evolution where all the weird shit happens” 😆 It so true.

[@JacobPDeIiNoNi]

@Alam natural Whether this is a scam or something related to the original comment, either way I think clicking it is a bad idea

[@firstnamelastname3468]

8:12 the "elegant cocktail party erection" comment had me roaring with laughter,,, the fact that we carry all these weird adaptations for the simple fact that women have made sexual selection choices, maybe quite arbitrarily, over millions of years just makes me laugh (and cry a little.)😭🤔🙃 Z Frank YOU ARE FUNNY SIR,,, WELL DONE ✔️✔️✔️

[@KuueenKumi]

Incel

[@suekim1147]

To think, my friend had to have breast reduction surgeries because men have simply collectively decided "bigger" "no... BIGGER" is better 😂

[@spicytaker]

God forbid women do anything. You blamed the expulsion from Eden on us, you blame natural selection on us, what’s next? The Ukrainian conflict started because of slutty catfights?

[@JubioHDX]

@@suekim1147 thats a very human thing too, i may be wrong but i think humans are the only mammals where the females have permanent breasts, human men really do like looking at em lol

[@lisaurian7487]

Ze: "Go ahead Jerry." Jerry: "FINALLY! MY TIME TO SHINE!"

[@WhitneyDahlin]

Out of curiosity...... What religion does this monkey follow? Is it a certain religious ethnic group known for large noses? The satanists. The monkey is a satanist isn't it. I'm just saying what everyone is thinking

[@nikks_2365]

1k likes and no replies IM GON CANGE THAT

[@WhitneyDahlin]

@@nikks_2365 your reply is under mine?

[@nikks_2365]

@@WhitneyDahlin yes

[@BinglesP]

So many episodes of Jerry being told what *not* to do, it's about time he got to pop off!

[@LuteItBe]

I remember way back when I was still a bebe in highschool (the exact number of years ago isn't important) one of my friends showed me one of your videos. To this day, we text each other when a new one comes out and have a giggle and a "woah" moment at whatever curious critter you're talking about. And it's exactly like it was way back when. Thanks for the years of laughs, zefrank!

[@aurionc2468]

Ditto!

[@RoughNek72]

I read it in Zefranks voice!! Bebes.

[@criticalsage]

RIP to one of our fallen bro.

[@bullymaguire8414]

This comment is so dry that Paula Deen wants to apologize to it

[@azizahamura2592]

2008?

[@faizfadilah2746]

In local terms the proboscis monkeys are also known as “orang belanda” which roughly translates to “Dutchman”. Fun facts.

[@ANTSEMUT1]

Dammit another Malaysian beat me to this fact.

[@kayland.5724]

I knew I couldn't be the only one who thinks they look like grumpy old men

[@bobbyofbrunei2023]

Sshhh... dont give that away... 🙈🙉🙊

[@lillystern]

As a dutch person i can clearly see the resemblances

[@jho2646]

Probably related to what Indonesians thought of their past colonizers.

[@MrSnort]

Another fun fact: These monkeys have a very distant relative living deep under the sea. This relative a squid with a very similar nose. This squid has an aggressive nature as it has to be neighbor with a sea sponge who keeps bothering him for no other reason than to satisfy his own amusement, as well as a starfish who is dumber than a lobotimized clam and the very rock he's living under.

[@fenorlex1126]

Mr Squidward.

[@brendansunra]

Clams are stupid.

[@kindlin]

It took me a second, but I got there before the end.

[@paulaodom4153]

​@Dat Khornedog who else but squuidward!! Luv it, thank U

[@perryarthur1415]

😂

[@merskyman2449]

Every time he posts my day instantly gets better

[@TheeCannabisconnoisseur]

Agreed

[@mohammadmiruka4963]

You must be having very many bad days😂😂

[@SonKunSama]

Glad to hear you're having a better day once every half a year

[@AngryKittens]

I read that as: "Every time he posts my dad instantly gets better"

[@danasandoval624]

Yes!!!!!!!

[@FlyntofRWBY]

I'm so glad I found your channel all those months ago, cause whenever I need a good laugh, I just pull up your channel.

[@TippyHippy]

Sometimes I play with my willy and the white stuff comes out

[@LaSnek]

@@TippyHippy what

[@anti-ethniccleansing465]

@@TippyHippy You’re gonna want to delete this comment in the morning when you’re sobered up.

[@ReaperEOD]

Yo I'm so glad to see you kicking around Flynt, frankly I'm just glad you're okay and wanted to thank you for everything as well. A suggestion as well if you find this style of humor to be uplifting, maybe try "How it's actually made", a lot of similar deadpan delivery that just makes me smile way more than it probably should. Anyways keep taking care of yourself, I hope everything is going well.

[@kyleandrewbaguio3878]

Thanks for those lyric videos Flynt

[@heather_bee]

So many quirky one-liners its hard to pick a favorite. Always a good day when Zefrank uploads.

[@JanGroh]

"It was not only futed, it was RE-futed!" 😂

[@qumquat]

Butt fighting is always a bummer

[@CorpeningMedia]

Butt picking is always fun. Sorry. But, picking is always fun!

[@MesaperProductions]

"Rear-ended a unicorn that was stopped at a traffic light."

[@MrJdsenior]

Nah, the trash bag one was CLEARLY the winner.

[@alishabounds8574]

Everyone could take it from Zefrank in terms of pairing professionalism with comedic honesty. I wish the world was more like this, making sure you're being true to the science of things and the facts but pairing it with the inappropriate humor that most people are thinking but hold back on saying aloud due to fear of being judged or looked at as unprofessional or something super serious. Thank you Zefrank, I've been here since teddy's operation, and literally stop what I'm in the middle of doing to watch these additions to the collection.

[@Irrazzo]

One question about the extremely snub-nosed monkeys: What do they do when it rains? Short Google answer: Apparently some species hide their face between their knees when it rains, locals say (see Rhinopithecus strykeri), or they have to sneeze.

[@kennethsandy4741]

Sneeze a lot

[@bullymaguire8414]

This comment is so overcooked that even Bear Grylls wouldn`t eat it

[@kennethsandy4741]

An honor to hear your thoughts, try the soup @ The Last Chance Saloon in the mild west of Chicago

[@sometimessnarky1642]

My answer would have been... They don't look up or they drown.

[@jeremiaas15]

Fun fact: In the Polish internet the proboscis monkey is used as a symbol of middle-aged lower working class men. I mean, just look at those monkeys, it's obvious their only hobbies are watching soccer games from the 70s (when the national team was still quite good), drinking cheap beer and not-washing their brand new German cars (of the 1992 vintage), and their greatest enemy is the neighbour who recently bought himself a 1993 Opel Astra (he must have been stealing from his work place, no way he'd be able to afford such a factory-fresh car otherwise!).

[@3tytty]

Hahahahahah thats just great

[@noodlebrains2689]

Hahahaha yeah look at those idiots driving the economy with their cheap labour lol they're so exploited and they probably only put up with it to support the people they love! That's so cringe! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@aestevalis0]

I mean, you're not wrong but change a few words & you could be talking about just about anyone. Upper-Class Twit Of The Year-type material.

[@jeremiaas15]

@@noodlebrains2689 I see what you're getting at, but this is Europe, lower working class doesn't work, they live off social provisions. we call them that because it'd be too rude to refer to them in a more accurate manner.

[@nightflake6721]

We call that monkey Janusz and his wife Grażyna.

[@anumey1]

Not only is it hilarious to watch those Sakabula birds fly like unfortunately winged dipshits, but the commentary of calling them floppy trash bags. My god, ZeFrank1. You make my day.

[@mayteexxis]

That had me burst out laughing

[@eledatowle8767]

'Flying style of a flopping trash bag that's caught in a whorl of wind." I love seeing the world through Zefrank's eyes!

[@butterflyminder]

Oh man I needed this kind of uncomplicated laugh today. You are a true gem, sir. Never change.

[@hannahcollins1816]

Same here!!

[@crazyballs9]

Same here my man! We all struggling together but not alone 🙌🏼

[@MissLilyputt]

I’m glad that now I know that there exists somewhere in the world, a huge proboscis monkey fountain that projectile vomits water everywhere. It’s definitely a conversation starter and also a good way to change a conversation quickly too.

[@renees1021]

I thought ZeFrank said statue is in Italy. Looked it up. Nope, it's in Indonesia. Italy must be in reference to what normal fountains do. lol 😆

[@emordnilap4747]

As an added bonus, if you want to make someone awkwardly find an excuse to stop talking to you, just bring up the giant monkey erection hidden behind the grapes.

[@frankG335]

And a good way to end one!

[@HannahEsquenazi]

I love your videos! I study primates and I adore the primate videos you’ve made! I don’t know if you know this, but your videos are used in university classes because your videos are accurate, funny and incredibly useful! My teacher showed many of yours because of how good they are! I’m so happy you made another primate one! I can’t wait for the next one!

[@Zeuskabob1]

That's awesome! Teachers with a sense of humor are priceless, and Ze definitely puts the work in to include relevant zoological information about the species he presents.

[@moncielvariable]

Wow! +

[@PhoenixRoseYT]

Can confirm, I had a professor (also for a primate class) use these vids once.

[@lokicooper4690]

Oh, how I wish these videos had been around when I was in uni. These would have been amazing to watch! Cool professor you have there.

[@micahphilson]

@@lokicooper4690 He's actually been making these videos for almost a decade! He took a good few years off in the middle, though. (and of course I discovered his channel just before the hiatus!)

[@dragongames8301]

“I mean if one of them sneezes the other might toot a little bit.” Literally sent me laughing for like 5 whole minutes.

[@MrShoward73]

Zefrank believes in quality over quantity, and I’m 100% on board with that.

[@davidbycroft]

good sir... I think you mean you're 'on Bjæürd with that' Sorry, that was bad but i ain't apologizing. :D

[@ChestyVonF]

That statue is INCREDIBLE. The projectile vomit in particular.

[@thegoose8663]

And they gave that monkey the most disgusted face possible. Like he is unsure what's happening and wants it to stop xD

[@Hirundo-demersalis]

Proboscis monkey used Water Gun! It’s super effective!

[@bluewren65]

INSPIRED design!

[@rotua98]

I live in Banjarbaru now, next to Banjarmasin where this statue at Past that statue hundreds of time, it close to traditional market, and just realise that FRUIT, and how it used to cover the penis hahahaha

[@solidsnook]

That instant at 7:55 where you realize the whole video was set up for that precise instant. More than 7 minutes of build-up for that single fact/joke, this is just incredible. Amazing.

[@joeannpeople7392]

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[@christinesmall894]

How am i just finding this channel. Love his voice, his great humor and all the information at the same time. Sweet stations

[@arbington]

I used to think “proboscis monkey” had a hard C. And I’ve learned now that it does. But not quite how I thought.

[@annebruecks7381]

😂

[@DMLand]

But it's an elegant "coctail party" hard C. The judges would also have accepted "hard D."

[@deprofundis3293]

Omg, lol

[@goddessworshipper]

Me too I always pronounced it with a hard k sound. Quick trip to Wikipedia confirmed a hard K Is an alternate pronunciation And indeed might be closer to original Greek

[@mrmarino366]

"Projectile Vomiting, all over everything" I laughed way too hard at this haha. Everything in this video is just hilarious even the sponsorship part was funny. Plus I get to learn so much

[@andnl9819]

I was not prepared for that ending in the slightest

[@jaketheberge1970]

Zefrank: "I'm not gonna talk about the erections". Me: "I don't believe you". Zefrank: "Yet". Me: "There it is".

[@dshepherd107]

It’s the fantastic comedy bits coupled w/ all the science hippie (😄) facts that make this so brilliant. My gut hurts from laughing. - Retired research 🌱 🧬 biologist 👋

[@monkeybabyni5286]

A very beautiful animal that needs to be protected

[@seanleith5312]

Beautiful, monkeys are anything but beautiful. Disgustingly ugly.

[@seanclements6206]

@@seanleith5312 you think you're ugly?

[@iSyriux]

@@seanclements6206 Humans are not monkeys lmao

[@naejimba]

Well I dunno about all that, but protect them sure.

[@bignuts8079]

Beautiful is a stretch, but I agree

[@echothenardier8053]

If you ever need to remember Catarrhines have down turned noses, “Nostrils down for Harambe” is a phrase I’ve used.

[@rationalroundhead6739]

Harambe... fuck, man, too soon.

[@libbycowgill]

I sometimes tell my students that New World monkeys looks like Voldemort.

[@deprofundis3293]

@@libbycowgill omg I love this 😂

[@janetross1900]

But not once did Ze say,” that is how the proboscis monkey do”. I was waiting for it. I can let it slide this time because this one was just so hilarious😂 and so scientific at the same time🤓

[@1TW1-m5i]

I don't think seeing how they do was safe for KZbin (Plus, gotta keep the viewers on their toes, keep them guessing,)

[@DeadSomething]

@@1TW1-m5i yes, YT has become one of the prudest platforms on the whole net.

[@jerperiago]

Yeauh, was mildly disappointed

[@michaeljava8736]

ze?

[@cheddarshredder6572]

You mean "he"

[@mrg4388]

I could never thank you enough for your work. Truly utterly hilarious. Cheers me up on bad days. Please never stop making videos, ever.

[@note4all780]

It's been 8 years: why am I still giggling at the "butt jokes, I mean but jokes" ? It must be the child in my adult body

[@cartoonistanonymous]

Thank you for phrasing

[@toots7693]

I know what you're thinking, sweaty nipples!

[@stritax9478]

8 years since what?

[@AkoraOridanus]

@@stritax9478 the incident

[@AlternateInfinite]

Honestly, this is how you connect with an audience - no formalities - just facts presented with a dash of personality. Aspiring aspiring/current teachers please - take notes!

[@Kirmeins]

All aspiring/current teachers DON'T do show this to minors - you'll be out of a job faster than you can yell "No, Jerry!"

[@lidathorn6449]

"This one is measuring his spl" I belted out a laugh so loud, it scared the dogs lmao

[@marshalllenhart7923]

2:43 Yes. If you ever see a strange feature on an animal, good chance its there because the females dig it.

[@LizziesLukas]

"Call up a friend and get naked. It's hell of a lot cheaper than going to Borneo" Me, who literally lived my whole life in Borneo part of Malaysia, considered that sentence a very nice compliment by the mention of the word "Borneo"

[@NitinMurthy]

"It can sound like a donkey swallowed a dial-up modem" gotta love Zefrank's metaphors

[@alveolate]

technically a simile, but yea love those zefrankisms

[@CrisMind]

Zefrankisms are best

[@Carewolf]

And then he proved it by playing the noise, which sounded like donkey trying to get sensual with a dialup modem.

[@minimini550]

“In nerd the proboscis monkey is called Nasalis larvatus”. Nerd. That’s a new one. Duolingo, here I come 🦉

[@TippyHippy]

Sometimes I play with my willy and the white stuff comes out

[@bakedpotato8756]

@@TippyHippy as long as you aren't getting your white stuff from some homeless guy who said you have to close your eyes and suck it out of a hose.

[@Rundalla]

The last bit about the statue had me on the floor, and earned you a sub! love the information and the way you present it!

[@chrisandrews6185]

"Profound Nasality" is now my new favorite term for big-ass nose.

[@Krak966]

I'm totally showing this to my eleventh grade bio class during the evolution unit. It's a great example of sexual selection, and a frickin' riot to watch.

[@bignuts8079]

@Beavis The blazer how

[@gabetheprodi-g5940]

So how'd it go

[@henlo1910]

The kid with the biggest nose in the class had his life changed that day

[@jackieboy1593]

@@henlo1910 Yep, we'd all be measuring noses the whole damn day

[@corneliaannem6162]

Nooooo Im a senior and if I had my teacher play this Itd be so awkward for everyone but wed all laugh it off lol 😂

[@notribadsvault]

I have a large nose and I constantly make loud monkey like whoops to deter potential opponents but it hasn’t gotten me a harem 😔

[@PanzerShrek94]

I always love his typos "Butt fighting is a real bummer...sorry BUT fighting is a real bummer"

[@CollinBuckman]

I'm always left surprised how he can make that work, I usually think those kinds of jokes only work when you read them rather than hear them, but somehow he's able to make it clear that he's using two different words lol

[@viddork]

@@CollinBuckman What surprises me more is the number of times he's used it, yet it's _still_ funny!

[@crippledgoat8456]

The "butt" jokes always get me, no matter how many times they occur

[@deprofundis3293]

Same XD

[@kathleen109]

You are not alone. I'm apparently 12.

[@Buggzie_boi]

My day went from bad to amazing within seconds, I MISSED YOUR VIDS SO MUCH

[@MiscMitz]

My day wasn't bad but it did get way better

[@MiscMitz]

@@jovanka---------6209 come on! Advertise like a normal p0r# site. Get lost

[@MiscMitz]

@@belindahasnia3992 wtf! Another porn spammer. Come on YT. Get your stuff together

[@DPSFSU]

Does anyone else want a full video of Frank just talking to "Jerry or Gerry"? That's always my favorite part.

[@stolenlaptop]

zefrank: "No Jerry, I'm not going to talk about the erections" me... What? zefrank: "yet" me... Oh, I was worried for a second!

[@sandyhenderson441]

Ze, thank you!! Life doesn't seem to like me much for the past few months, and right now my face is being held together by the scaffolding screwed into what is left of the bone. I haven't smiled much, and I'd forgotten what "laugh" means... until I watched this video! A "cocktail erection" and a statue with projectile vomiting "all over everything". Yep, I laughed until my eyes started to leak, and now I feel better. So thanks again, and as laughter does seem to be the best medicine, I'm going to take another dose of your brilliant creation!

[@jetrickgordo4026]

Faster recoveries good Sir!! And you're in for a treat with this channel. You're one of the the lucky people who discovered him at the right time.

[@debbiewilkins1623]

I really hope you are feeling better Sandy! Life can be so hard sometimes, especially these days. That’s why it is so important to laugh. It brings joy to your life and makes you feel better about things. Don’t let this old world get you down, as that is what they are trying to do. I don’t know how you feel about God and Church, but that really helps a lot. You also can find some really good friends there too! God Bless my friend….. 💕💕💕🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻💕💕💕

[@KuueenKumi]

Best of luck and well wishes to you!

[@TimeBucks]

That statue is incredible

[@ellisonrhea4854]

Hi, Ze! Topic request: Could you make a video about my favorite birds, namely alligators, someday soon? I'm obsessed. All crocodilians are interesting (and totally birds), but there are only 2 species of alligators so it would possibly be a better scope for a 10 min video. Plus the Chinese alligator looks like a puppy. People need to know this. Long time listener, first time caller here. If you see this in your pile of 4k comments, I'll be shocked, but thanks for considering if you do!

[@davidrosas2127]

i looked the chinese alligator your right, so cute

[@greysongladney4403]

Byurds

[@cartoonistanonymous]

Snakes aren't mammals

[@ryanmccampbell7]

Crocodilians aren't cladistically birds (and neither are birds crocodilians), although they are the only two remaining archosaur groups. Crocodillians and dinosaurs split long before birds evolved.

[@dolphingirl3698]

Thank you for making me google chinese alligator. They are such cute dino-puppies!

[@Caseal]

"If one of them sneezes, the other might toot a little but that's alright." I actually almost died choking on my dinner laughing at that. XD

[@toraquan]

.....the question is, did you also toot a little when it happened?

[@Caseal]

I did not, but I do have cheese in my lungs now.

[@ItsLaurenE]

See i always find the videos in the morning and am at risk of burning myself spitting out coffee. While the replay happens at dinner for my bf to view then i proceed with caution as I usually still get the giggles. 🤣

[@theodorebeasley7015]

The “all the way up to the eyes” part about the mandrill got an out-loud laugh from me.

[@bobobee9206]

If it's not already in the works I hope somebody gives this man his own full length documentary someday. I'd kill for a Planet Earth level production narrated by zefrank

[@AloisAgos]

David Attenborough won't live forever, so might as well.

[@TheCool_Guy23]

@@AloisAgos Suggesting that Sir David Attenborough isn't immortal, just like the Queen? HERESY

[@weaksause6878]

@@AloisAgos reported for hate speech, child abuse, and harassment. /s

[@user-fq1ig3uy3q]

If Attenborough passed, they would find a way to deep fake his voice in lieu of the obvious replacement... Zefrank.

[@BlueMoonLightDreams]

hear! hear!

[@lesleywarnock228]

Is there anyway I could get you to narrate my life? I have been having a horrible couple of weeks but you just really brightened my day, thank you Frank! 💜💜💜 Tons of love from Toronto 🇨🇦

[@Spiderific]

Hope things get better for you! I've been having a horrible week myself so I get it.

[@peteluis2849]

Stay positive things will change, good luck from Brampton 👋

[@JamietheEmperor]

huh

[@lesleywarnock228]

@@peteluis2849 thank you, Mum (83) was in hospital, she was scared & of course cos of feckin covid I couldn't go. At that age it really effect their mental health, no matter what you're in for they put you in isolation. That's not good for anyone. Stay safe sweetie

[@lesleywarnock228]

@@Spiderific I'm so sorry to hear that sweetheart, my Mum (83) just got released from hospital after 6 days, it's so hard here because of covid I couldn't even visit her and no matter what you're in for your put into isolation 😔 that doesn't number on anybody's Mental Health so picture somebody elderly when all she's ever been used to is me 😢. I hope your week improves as well sweetie, God knows we all could use it 🤗🤗. Listen to Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles; always has a way of making me feel better...

[@Adam-nv9zo]

These videos are some of my favorites on the topic of wildlife on KZbin. Great job, as always . 👏 👏 👏

[@aurionc2468]

“Bus kept going.” My god- I literally choked with laughter! You are such a joy to listen to, zefrank.

[@TippyHippy]

Sometimes I play with my willy and the white stuff comes out

[@benthomason3307]

Fun fact: the primary predator of the snub-nosed monkey is actually humans, who hunt them when it rains, since the water flows right into their nostrils, forcing them to either sneeze like crazy or cover their faces, thus obstructing their vision.

[@MrJdsenior]

I am truly surprise Ze missed this fun fact. :-P He was probably kicking himself when he read this.

[@englishatheart]

How is that fact remotely "fun"? I don't even like monkeys, but hearing about how much humans get off on murdering animals is not fun to me.

[@joshyoung1440]

@@englishatheart I don't think "getting off" has anything to do with it, it sounds like opportunistic hunting for food, but to each their own I guess

[@joshyoung1440]

@@MrJdsenior quite an assumption that he even read this, let alone that he'd want to include such an un-fun fact

[@benthomason3307]

@@englishatheart Do you "get off" on cooking and eating a hamburger?

[@Sapheiorus]

"Snub-nosed monkeys barely have a nose at all" I didn't realize we had a monkey species that was basically anime.

[@sdfkjgh]

@Sapheiorus: There's a huge difference between barely having a nose at all (due to limited animation), and looking like someone cut off your nose entirely, like michael jackson before the reconstructive surgery.

[@Kugathalord22]

@@sdfkjgh I have been looking for this kind of comment lol

[@Empyryryean]

3:26 that description paired with the visuals just caught me off guard. It's beautiful

[@kindlin]

_in a whhirl of whhind_

[@calacestar]

08:58 "no suprize" Nose uprise I see what you did there, and I appreciate it.

[@benthomason3307]

that one was probably pure accident.

[@andmicbro1]

That ending was probably the best payoff ever. First the joke about laughing at big nosed monkeys with a funny penis, then that statue.

[@babyboi3910]

"i know what you're thinking, sweaty nipples." is an amazing line that is extremely underrated

[@valentinagaytan4464]

Im so glad someone else picked up on this one

[@Ceerads]

“In Nerd, the proboscis monkey is called,” etc. 😂😂😂😂 My life is immeasurably happier now that I’ve found Ze Frank’s videos.

[@shizar998]

Genuinely one of the only channels i actually click the bell. I get the notification, i click it and i like the video before even watching it because i know im in for some quality content.

[@starlightdragon2665]

When I was in middle school; kids were calling this monkey the Squidward monkey for Obvious Reasons. I love Zefrank's description of the animal world; its always so fun.

[@lbnbn5490]

Been tapping on KZbin videos a lot today. News, history, commentary. philosophy, and finally it’s Paid Off- big time. Zefrank giving us biology as only he can .Yay!!!

[@arialash1113]

I'm so happy to see you uploading videos again!

[@eledatowle7128]

Saw the notification and called right out loud, "It's a good day in the universe! Ze's got a new video!" That's how a Ze fan do.

[@rkhound247]

I actually squealed and clapped then hit play🤩

[@sindishaner6683]

You kill me! I can only imagine the outtakes 😅 you're a genius, please don't ever stop educating this way!

[@thewarlocke5303]

The whole thing was fantastic and hilarious, but the MMA bit sent me into a coughing fit from laughing so hard. Thank you zefrank

[@Pilutta100]

Hysterical, love you. Hugs from Sweden.

[@ACORNyMOFO]

zefrank1's content is on another level of ASMR. So comical yet so relaxing.

[@ThatsABean]

The Indonesians called these monkeys "orang belanda" which means "Dutch man" as they were colonized by the dutch

[@adenowirus]

Meanwhile in Poland it's used in memes to to represent a stereotypical Polish man.

[@adyansyah6406]

Bekantan

[@vladimirlagos2688]

Love how this channel is embracing the comedy and the science with equal passion.

[@Americancoconuts]

My nose is currently swollen from the rhinoplasty I had recently, after years of people bullying me for my nose. This included emails (before owning a cell phone) with links to the proboscis monkey

[@TheBigjoey101]

That stock footage of the guy looking up smiling was gold, pure GOLD.

[@triccele]

I know Ze takes his time to make his videos, but they're always such high quality that I don't mind.

[@joshpeterson2451]

Can we all admit that no one was prepared for “a donkey swallowed a dial-up modem”? XD

[@m.e.russell5665]

That's my favorite ...

[@random-man3421]

You are Great!!! your introduction to the sponsor actually made let it play through. Wicked!!!

[@RapiersSting]

just got back from the doctors and i so needed this giggle... thank you! lol

[@giboi03]

Genius thumbnail, zefrank. Truly something to be expected and surprised with by someone who puts out great quality content

[@theblue2228]

I don't know if the voice actor writes his own scripts but you can sometimes hear the "what the fuck am I reading" kind of chuckling and I love it

[@rakninja]

personally, i think our noses are another adaptation for distance running, like many other seemingly unique human qualities also perhaps are. bigger nose equals better breathing while running, which both assists our hyper-density of sweat glands to cool the body, and improve respiration.

[@bramvanduijn8086]

Our noses are absolutely amazing for diving. Just imagine diving with a nose where the nostrils point forward.

[@dotty7789]

"just call up a friend and get naked" I don't think I can explain that one to my mom Zefrank

[@clray123]

You don't need to mention that you were playing proboscis monkeys to her.

[@Frosty_tha_Snowman]

We need True Facts episodes for Horseshoe crabs, and for turtles of various kinds. I'd like either 1 video that covers many different kinds of turtles ranging from Matamata, Alligator snappers, & Spiny Softshell turtles, to Galapagos & speckled Padloper tortoises. They're a very interesting reptilian. Also, fun fact: all tortoises are turtles, but not all turtles are tortoises.

[@reanamae9732]

Bless you Zefrank

[@eyelessnevermore]

Ze, you make me cry with laughter with each video. I love you, man.