True Facts: The Beaver

[@zefrank]

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[@Dao_Zayin]

Ok

[@FilterBud]

I love your videos, man!!

[@Misto_deVito6009]

done and done

[@Waylude]

Are ya winning dad? Can you feel the klomb?

[@Aerodil]

I love the video, thank you for it.

[@sassquatch990]

Zefrank's mom must have lived quite a life. She always has such specific advice.

[@RoughNek72]

Mom- "This is Zefrank, he's one of the cutest little beebee I ever did see!!"

[@David_T]

In case you didn't know, his dad, Joachim Frank, is a Nobel Laureate in Chemistry.

[@jk-gb4et]

@@David_T damn i thought that was a joke but i searched it up and its true

[@coneheaddenton4191]

@@Call_Upon_YAH you've come to the wrong place friend but I'm happy you've found a place

[@ScumfuckMcDoucheface]

@@coneheaddenton4191 So incredibly well said. =)

[@H.P._Lovecrafts_Beloved_Cat]

“Not only do beavers have to chew the crap out of their food, they have to chew the food out of their crap.” I’m done! That’s the best line ever!

[@ibegream5854]

@RedDot WHAT'S HERE? YOUR DAD? DONT BE SO HOPEFUL

[@harcormor]

Omg I know. That was an absolutely spectacular line!

[@bishopp14]

Yeah, that was my favorite line too! 😂

[@georgiykireev9678]

Chew the food out of their wood, chew the crap out of their food, chew the wood out of their crap. The circle of beave

[@cam4636]

idk, I liked "Oh Jerry, that's not science, that's niche pornography!"

[@paul_ujb]

“The hardest thing our body makes - hush now.” Perfect delivery with that one. Thanks for yet another entertaining and educational video!

[@mikesvideosofbeavers]

When it comes to talking about beavers, and wood, avoiding the double entendres and dirty jokes can be tricky 😀❤️😀🦫

[@MrPaw45]

@@mikesvideosofbeavers I nearly lost it when he said beavers like being wet.

[@Superfandangoo]

Beavers can get a bit musky

[@kathigortman4074]

@@MrPaw45 🤣😂🤣😂

[@ongthuctran4992]

2:20 "anyone can have a taste for wood". 💀💀💀

[@SpeCt3r1995]

I think that "It's cozy in their butt. Sorry- it's cozy in there, but..." Might be my favorite running joke on the channel. Like it's all brilliantly written, but that just gets an involuntary cackle out of me every single time.

[@jscho8674]

It gets me every single time! 🤣

[@Fake.plastic.guy.]

I like figuring out if it's a butt problem or just punctuation .

[@Alchemyst326]

You mean it's all brilliantly written butt, that gets an involuntary cackle out of you.

[@josephwasson970]

And now it's come full circle in "animal awards". Butt scientists.

[@Yahirplaysminecraft]

That and showing a healthy animal... except it's not healthy... Because it's dead.

[@lu-cipher]

I'm a biologist and former zookeeper and I always share True Facts videos with anyone curious about animals and the natural world because it's hilarious, well researched, factually correct and Ze Frank delivers these perfectly. Also, shoutout to Jerry!

[@lu-cipher]

@just i c e please don't click on this person's link, it's spam

[@GabrielPettier]

@@zachjohnson9391 just signal these as spam, they are a cancer.

[@mattw7949]

I'm an engineer and former engineer and I share these videos because he says "behbeh" and makes butt and fart jokes. And dick jokes. And poop jokes.

[@rockdocandlittlebird]

I teach college earth sciences and use several videos from him.

[@deamonmist]

Don't be nice to Jerry, it'll only encourage him!

[@sarahcoletti6946]

4:10 Random Fun Fact: Ever heard of the saying, "Don't look a gift horse in the mouth!"? It's because you can tell their age by their teeth and when horses were given as gifts, if the recipient checked the teeth it was deemed as rude because it's a gift so it shouldn't matter how old the horse is.

[@Galiaverse]

Huh... Neat. 🤔

[@sundalosketch4769]

It's a different story altogether if it's a horse you bought and the seller was lying about the age for an excuse to sell it for more.

[@mhoward220]

I never understood that idiom. Thank you for the random fun fact.

[@peeblekitty5780]

@@sundalosketch4769 Well then that's not a gift, that's a monetary-exchange-horse

[@benjaminlamothe2093]

​@@peeblekitty5780 monatary-exchange horse sounds like a country band

[@dannidahlia3729]

The part about the young horse not being “that healthy, it’s flesh is missing” absolutely broke me 🤣

[@alestiiidaeno_last3075]

"But this old horse won't be able to eat for much longer." [While referring to a Iiteral skull

[@susie9893]

Yes I had to stop and go back over that bit 3 times I was laughing so hard

[@fersuvious]

Same

[@oscarmoreno65]

I hope you are able to recover from being broken. I recently went through a rough breakup that left me quite broken and depressed. I wish you the best and I hope you have a nice day!

[@janeeyre1990]

@@oscarmoreno65 , I am autistic, so get ready for an overly detailed explanation because I don't know if you're joking or not. In the context of the initial comment, the phrase "broke me" is slang that essentially means "made me laugh very hard." If you imagine a person doing work or homework while listening to the video, they might say that the video "broke them" if it makes them laugh so hard that they can't focus on their task anymore. There are a lot of violent metaphors currently in use in English. For example, saying that a performer "killed" or "slayed" just means they did really well.

[@hak-en-slash4636]

“And their first lodges are like the first apartment that kids get after college… You know there is a lava lamp a futon and a half eaten bagel, and the futon is so gross you choose to sit on the bagel, and he’s all like ‘where’s my bagel’ and then you’ve got explaining to do” Truly a masterful quote

[@jimmcbubbles]

i feel called out tbh x3

[@dietisnotdifficult3305]

Many of Ze Frank's great lines are now common parlance in our house!!! The man is a legend.

[@sholahverassa8582]

@@dietisnotdifficult3305 One might say you're acting like bebehs :P

[@sonvan6714]

ok

[@bs-vo1ii]

Unlez you're one of the lucky ones who still live with their parents because you can't afford a crappy apartment

[@drinnik]

They’ve actually reintroduced beavers into parts of Essex here in the UK and now there are wild beavers as they mated. They’ve done more to help with flooding in the few years they’ve been there than the local council has in years.

[@becky3983]

As someone who's experienced council attempts to deal with flooding, that doesn't surprise me in the least

[@whiskeymonk4085]

If you put the government in charge of the Sahara, there would soon be a shortage of sand.

[@bleddynwolf8463]

i believe they've also reintroduced them to parts of wales as well

[@akiraakiraakiraakira]

@@bleddynwolf8463 did they help with the flooding of wales?

[@bleddynwolf8463]

@@akiraakiraakiraakira ah, the floodin's mostly in the south and theres hardly any beavers there

[@VideoNozoki]

"Jerry, that's not science. That's niche pornography." ー I would argue that Science _is_ niche pornography. And ZeFrank is a wonderful curator.

[@ajc1080]

"Whatever tickles your knowledge bone"

[@ChimeraZone]

I agree

[@theunhappygamer1744]

You ever eat out a beavers butt? It emits these goo that tastes like vanilla... very tasty.

[@cannibalbananas]

I lol'd at that line 😂😂😂

[@joanneblack7697]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@marionarmstrong6877]

I'm 72 and have been watching animal documentary all my life. I have learned so much from your videos that no one else bothers to tell. So many things I've wondered about that you have answered. Your sense of humour keeps me watching. Keep it up. Your genius.

[@sarahleonard7309]

Jerry was accidentally correct this time. As someone who has participated in the peer review process, I can confirm that it sometimes resembles having your paper urinated on.

[@Klm49]

😂😂😂😂 Agreed!

[@brandtbuchanan5526]

But in a good way right?

[@marcoatzori92]

facts

[@ernovincze2900]

Everyone in the peer review process gets extremely pissed for sure.

[@observingrogue7652]

Are I imagine there are also metaphorical pissing-contests... I'll see myself out.

[@Shark_Dude]

I can't get over the fact that these are actually educational, these videos are funny, have jokes around every corner, and puns that come straight out of a dad convention and they still teach you things you never knew about the life on our planet. Keep up the good work Zefrank.

[@mikesvideosofbeavers]

Beavers and wood lend themselves naturally to some funny innuendo.

[@zachjohnson9391]

​@just i c e shut up bot

[@Shark_Dude]

Yeah like the "Beaver swallowing wood" joke

[@thezanzibarbarian5729]

@@mikesvideosofbeavers So true. _Nice beavers deserve some seriously good wood._ Read that where ever your mind want to take you ;-))...

[@David_T]

Or "Beavers like it wet"

[@DPSFSU]

I wish you talked about the Beaver wars. When two separate packs meet, they slap their tails like a war cry. They go at each other terrifyingly. tales-tails. My bad lol

[@MrGemHunter]

that, was not the Beaver wars I thought you were leading too

[@RideRevival]

@Solid Brick there's no beaving at all in that garbage.

[@GoingtoHecq]

That might be too much for a casual viewer.

[@salt-emoji]

To anyone who thinks beavers are harmless, look it up. Those teeth are fucked.

[@MrGemHunter]

@@salt-emoji Its literally just 4 iron daggers in their mouth

[@Frozenkoldfury]

That baby beaver yawn was so adorable. I have decided I quite like beavers.

[@chucklebutt4470]

They're so cute they make me cry.

[@skellagyook]

Welcome to the beaver fan club.

[@JubioHDX]

i came to the comments purely to see if anyone was gonna mention that baby beaver yawning while snuggling with its parents

[@dasiro]

so how would you like your beaver, raw with some ass-juice or just cooked like the other rodents we nomnom?

[@Jubanen12]

yeah that was like 10/10 review in the question of how cozy their little home was.

[@Angeegabs]

I saw a tweet once that said “Do beavers see a river running and just think ‘ABSOLUTELY NOT’” 😂 And learning that they want to stop the sound of running water, I now have confirmation.

[@kingremus7544]

I remeber that tweet! good memory haha

[@Kucero]

Charlotte Dobre used that tweet in her funny social media compilation she posted just a few days ago. Wow, that's quite a coincidence.

[@LastOptionPils]

Apparently playing the sound of running water near them causes them to block speakers too.

[@justsomeguythatlikesart]

I've seen this as well!

[@Angeegabs]

@@Kucero I genuinely saw it on Twitter months ago and I don't know who that is, but if you want to make this a conspiracy, sure.

[@davveromeliloto4306]

12:03 I can't believe how cute and comfortable that baby beaver looks. That big yawn and cuddles inbetween his parents, too precious!

[@TheProperpig]

"Because it has lost its appetite" was the best set up and delivery I have ever heard. Thanks for the hearty chuckle

[@joshyoung1440]

_technically_ he said "apatite," but I don't want to be pedantic. ...okay, yes I do lol. The mineral is spelled apatite. Just fyi, in case you or anybody wanted to look it up.

[@eriklindhurst5793]

@@joshyoung1440 If you hadn't done it, I would have. Well done!

[@cattlecastle]

"But when, how does the beaver and why does it beave?" Has become my immediate reaction every time I hear beaver. Sometimes I forget the word is funny to people for other reasons

[@toybarons]

I really liked this one on The Beaver. I live in rural Alberta where there are plenty of dams. Once I had to stop my car and wait for this rather large Beaver as it dragged a tree across the road. All I could think when watching this beaver was I would struggle if I had to carry that same tree. The tree must have been at least 10 feet long and had a 6 inch girth. The beaver dragged effortlessly across the road and down into the marsh on the other side to its rather sizeable lodge. They are just cool animals. Plus baby beavers are adorable. Never stop doing these Mr Frank. Your videos are wonderful.

[@BigHeadClan]

Hmm I gotta get out exploring more I’ve only ever seen a Bever once in Alberta, can’t say I’ve seen any dams.

[@WretchedRedoran]

I live in some prime marshlands, in rural Alberta. While I have seen lodges, screwed up trees, and I think a beaver even dammed up the creek going through the woods, I haven't seen one drag a tree! Pretty crazy. Also, I fucking despise mosquitos.

[@robirvin1502]

Wild Rose. Represent ✊. 😋

[@chaotixthefox]

Not to detract from the coolness of beavers but the beaver wasn't carrying it, it was dragging it. Which is different and depending on the object easier or harder.

[@neuralmute]

@UCM2KmjCoaDP3wbPP_4oS5MA I'm pretending he made it for all of us Canadians, because beavers are kinda awesome. I've even seen a Mama beaver swimming with kits in the Don River in Toronto! They are everywhere!

[@isaacwittenberg611]

This is the first time I'm ever watching one of these right when it goes up. It's so exciting, for some reason.

[@sydneymomma11]

same! it's an honor, for sure.

[@gauravbhoir8680]

Same here.

[@MensHominis]

Damn, same.

[@scrappydoo7887]

Every zefrank1 upload is exciting lol

[@IC1101-Capinatator]

Same! But it’s surprising how it has 700 likes within 8 minutes!

[@kagenmaru]

In germany the beaver-butt-juice is called „Bibergeil“. The direct translation would be „beaverhorny“. Love it! Be bold, be brave, but most important: Beave

[@Femaiden]

tht just brings up images of a certain singer selling a product. . ."Bieber Gel", I'll let your imagination run wild. . .

[@vantruongthi9105]

ok

[@13lilsykos]

@@Femaiden - I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought "Beiber Gel" when they first saw that. .... And I just realized that your screen name is not "Fur Maiden". I'm 40 years old and I don't think I'm old enough for this video. That and it's almost 7am and I have yet to go to bed.

[@crackpapa_]

As a german, I didn't know a word like this even existed. Thanks for teaching the community that!

[@Femaiden]

@@13lilsykos the Fe in my screen name is short for Iron. as in, iron on the periodic table

[@daniell1483]

Just got to take a second and put all humor aside: I think zefrank has done more to educate people about animals than most textbooks. It is like tricking your brain into wanting to learn more rather than getting tired of it. Freaking genius.

[@cleverusername9369]

He's the best educator about animals since Steve Irwin

[@mrstupiduniverse731c]

Best thing I've ever heard... "why does it beave" it has been coined by none other than zefrank!

[@agsantana]

It's extra cool because it goes along the "peer review" joke.

[@mikesvideosofbeavers]

Beavers gotta beave ❤️🦫❤️

[@ritamayer7080]

I kept expecting a Leave It To Beaver joke. Beaver's brother Wally always called him "Beav".

[@vilelilman4252]

I was sent back to the Narnia movie with the beaver couple watching this. And I think beavers are cuter now. Did you know they’re a “keystone” animal? Meaning if they become endangered in an area (deer eating all their trees), other animals will suffer and start to become endangered too. They’re important!

[@pemo2676]

beavers were essential to the final restoration of yellowstone, and were so impactful the Mississippi moved

[@projectsandquizzes]

Also check this out weird facts kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y5bVi42wnJ55b5o

[@excelsior8682]

Exactly! They're so vital to our ecosystem it's not even funny. The over-hunting of beavers back in the day absolutely devastated our lands.

[@leandrogomez4682]

Oh you were thinking that couple?!!! I was thinking of the other Beavers from the "other" narnia....... The spoof one......

[@dahlgalai]

@@pemo2676 i thought it was wolf

[@accuratealloys]

We have beavers 🦫 in our creek. At night we used to shine a flashlight back there to catch a glimpse of them. If we walk back there sometimes we would hear a loud “wack” sound when they slap their tails against the water. They chew the bark off of the trees, wait for the tree to die, then cut it down. I never minded because it’s their creek more than mine. They live at the creek. I live in the house.

[@JonahIronstone]

It's awesome that you're so respectful of your neighbours.

[@gryphon4150]

That's how it is right now, but wait until the beavers uprise. Soon your house will be their new dam.

[@accuratealloys]

@@gryphon4150 good. Then they can pay the property taxes.

[@accuratealloys]

@@JonahIronstone they were here first.

[@CtrlAltRetreat]

​@@accuratealloys Lol, you should have a word with them, maybe you can get some processed lumber for their share of taxes. Wood prices these days, they might be excellent tenants

[@amberfryer9709]

I always loved nature shows, but hated how they would make me fall asleep. These are a form of perfection.

[@slwrabbits]

I find that I like these much more than the nature shows I used to watch as a kid. Nowadays I have rabbits, and they don't like the suspenseful orchestral music or the piercing cries of predators. They are quite happy to let ZeFrank narrate all the details traditional documentaries think would be too boring or esoteric for the audience. It's a win all around.

[@nopenothappening2242]

i mean, i do sometimes put on a playlist of True Facts when i am *trying* to fall asleep, but that's more about ZeFrank's relaxing, sonorous voice than it is about the content

[@Frosty_tha_Snowman]

I still want to see a "True Facts about the horseshoe crab" Did you know those little bastards are older than dinosaurs and never bothered to evolve? How arrogant..

[@adriannespring8598]

Ooohhhh.

[@JanusHoW]

Because they're well-suited for their environment, and no mutation has arisen that would make it even better.

[@salty_slug]

lol, yeah. Also Triops. Similar, but they instead evolved some super weird things, like how the eggs work (only a small % of them hatch each season and they are more likely to hatch after bieng super cold then warming back up, only hatching in pure water, etc.), or being hermaphrodites

[@agisuru]

It should be noted that so-called "living fossils" like horshoe crabs, coelocanths, and especially crocodiles have definitely evolved, but their overall body plan has just remained relatively consistent. These animals actually make it really easy to show evolutionary processes, since you can literally just play a game of "spot the difference" between a fossil and a live one. Crocodiles have evolved a lot and tried out some really bizarre things, like the ones that had hooves and could sprint on land. That sounds terrifying, but they actually kinda sucked at it, because they got out-competed into extinction the second something else tried for the same niche. This happened multiple times, by the way.

[@anitajinfla9762]

🤣🤣

[@DrDementia]

These never fail to bring a smile to my face whilst learning new things

[@red4763]

Facts

[@mikesvideosofbeavers]

Gotta love a beaver video ❤

[@noirchronicles]

true facts.

[@projectsandquizzes]

Also check this out weird facts kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y5bVi42wnJ55b5o

[@TrianglePants]

^EVERYBODY GET THAT SPAMMER BANNED

[@purple4216]

I always called fake vanilla "Beaver butt juice" it really threw my friends for a loop and I love confusing people. I love that you brought up the vanilla thing.

[@VKSgtSLaughter]

😆😂🤣

[@Ceruleanst]

Beaver castoreum may still be used sometimes in scented candles, but it hasn't been used in food since we learned to synthesize vanillin. Vanillin is the flavor molecule present in real vanilla so it isn't any different. The spread of the "fun fact" that fake vanilla comes from beavers likely may have been encouraged by Madagascar's vanilla industry, which has a sordid and complicated history and is very invested in the image of being the only "real" source of a plant that used to be native to Mexico.

[@Flesh_Wizard]

"Do it shid? Do it fard?" -beaver during mating season

[@GrassPossum]

Nearly all vanilla products are made with beaver bum juice. Unless it specifically claims to be vanilla bean extract, it is from a beaver's arse. That includes cappuccinos, ice-cream, also strawberry ice-cream. Unless you want to be slurping on beaver bum juice, you need to be very discerning.

[@GrassPossum]

@@Ceruleanst LOL> That's what they tell you. Marketing gurus are always a step ahead of the public.

[@TheCanadianBeaver]

Zefrank you basically described me to a point. Thank you so much for giving me a shout out and for bringing attention to my channel. You know a happy beaver is always a wet beaver. All the best and always remember to follow your nose!🍁🦫

[@antoniobranderas]

Yeah, I don’t see any mention of your channel.

[@TheCanadianBeaver]

@@antoniobranderas Check out The Canadian Beaver and hopefully you follow your nose! 🇨🇦🦫

[@the_miracle_aligner]

The things your mother told you when you were young are scary and funny as hell. Great video as always. P.S my fav one was "If you want some calcium, Eat the milkman"

[@mistermrskeptic71]

No, Jerry! Don't take it literally. Oh wait, y-you're not e-eating him...

[@misfitmuggle]

In which vid is that mentioned?

[@missseaweed2462]

Pray tell.

[@theaberrantdon]

@@misfitmuggle carnivorous plants video

[@nameless488]

@@misfitmuggle he said that in this video: kzbin.info/www/bejne/fqvOYpWDZ9uJfLc

[@urinstein1864]

"On land the beaver isn't exactly graceful, but in water it IS exactly graceful." I know there were plenty of funnier jokes in this one, but to me this is peek True Facts.

[@TheOiseau]

_Peak_ True Facts. That's like the peer/pee'er joke in the video.

[@lu-cipher]

Jah Jah Binks! His intonation is fantastic.

[@whatshappenedhere1784]

I know what you mean, he has a unique syntax and that is a great example of it

[@CaelumDes]

It’s the subtle semantic jokes like that which put the cherry on top of ZeFrank’s videos *chefs kiss*

[@moonbear5929]

"peak"

[@Lucius1958]

Another fun fact: according to medieval folklore, castoreum was believed to come from the beaver's testicles. So, when pursued by hunters, the beaver was said to bite its own balls off and throw them away (you can find this cringey little account in the medieval Bestiaries). This story was probably used to justify a false derivation for the word 'castration' ('castor' = Latin for beaver).

[@yvetteworrall8909]

Beaver facts just get better and better. Thank you.

[@fukyomammason]

Also: beavers were considered a fish in the Middle Ages.

[@isabelmcgaugh711]

@@fukyomammason of course they were…

[@samuelaraujomedeiros6682]

@@fukyomammason They're still technically considered a kind of fish.

[@TK-ij2xi]

@@fukyomammason So are Capybaras by the Catholic church. Real fish just weren't enough...

[@Amelia_Rose_333]

“But when? How does the beaver? And why does it beave?” I hope I have the opportunity to say this sentence at least once in my life. I live in Oregon, which IS the Beaver State! 💖 So cool to learn more about these interesting creatures!

[@AisuruMirai]

Make a custom license plate frame that says this How does the beaver? Oregon ZEF 🌲 181 And why does it beave?

[@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206]

Which beach are you at on your pfp? My pup (in my pfp) & I like Pacific City! It's definitely not the closest one to me but it's not too far away, like Seaside & Astoria! Over 2 hours to Seaside & almost 3 to Astoria! We love the beach! We wanna go check out that newly discovered spanish shipwreck the "Manila galleon." I think it's in Nehalem. Gotta get more details first. ☮️💜

[@Amelia_Rose_333]

@@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206 my pfp is of me on a beach in California. 💖 I was born in SoCal (by the beach) and my family moved to Oregon when I was 5. I live in Portland now, so I’m about 2 hours from seaside or cannon beach. The beach is my fave place in the world!! Nothing like the sand and the sea. I love Cannon Beach, but I usually try to visit beaches that are less touristy. I’m a big fan of Ecola State Park (beautiful trees leading up to the beach) or Oswald West. There are quite a few beaches I have yet to discover in Oregon- I usually head towards Cannon Beach and then pick another beach near by. 💖

[@jacobbaumgardner3406]

Yes, for all the heaver this stat is about I rarely see them. I need to get around the lakes more, too much rivering.

[@SpaceyBrain]

@@jacobbaumgardner3406 We have plenty around in E. Oregon.

[@TheAdrift]

At first I thought the "peer-reviewed" joke was gonna be a joke about how research on beavers needs to be "PIER-reviewed". Y'know, because they build wooden structures in the water? I'll see myself out.

[@Bluecho4]

Same.

[@suzyactiondoll]

Same

[@davidhendropurnomo2902]

I think he's saving it for the educational version

[@danjerdane]

Wait, I've always thought pier means someone who pies

[@ginaharden2111]

thanks for seeing yourself out lol, still a cute homophone

[@wolfhodgkinson6866]

My granddaughter has a learning disability. We watch your videos together and she learns so much about animals. Her teachers are amazed at what she knows. Thank you for your amazingly informative yet humorous vids. You have a gift.

[@projectsandquizzes]

Also check this out weird facts kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y5bVi42wnJ55b5o

[@TrianglePants]

^EVERYBODY GET THAT SPAMMER BANNED

[@scubasteve7850]

"the hardest thing our bodies make...shush now" 😂

[@metalmamasue3680]

I know I was rolling 🤣🤣

[@shadowscribe]

"Like a dad-joke timebomb" I pray for the memory to recall this line The savviness to see an opening And the ability to use it just right.

[@anti-ethniccleansing465]

Really? Why are so many people so easily amused here?

[@Thomas.deNorth]

Beavers absolutely controls the direction the tree falls. Plenty of beavers where I live, and 95% of the trees they fell falls towards the water. I´ve thousands of trees like that. Respect to the little critters for having better control of felling than I have.

[@gnarthdarkanen7464]

Might be a surprise to you, though I do live near pretty prime Beaver Territory... I've found 3 so far that were apparently killed by their own trees... AND recent enough to "harvest" as it were... so a modest but useful little boon when I'm out and about near the end of summer (usually) or early winter. ANYWAYS... It just goes to show, even the "pro's" can have bad days or miscalculations... at least once in a while. ;o)

[@Holykraut]

@@gnarthdarkanen7464 at least once in a lifetime, you might say.

[@cartoonistanonymous]

@@Holykraut 🥀 Killed me

[@stspy212]

I bet if we chewed through trees we'd start to be able to precisely control the fall, too. Get a loooooot more sensory information with teeth lips and mouth than you do with a chainsaw. Maybe the wood gets more dense/compressed as there is less wood to support the tree and maybe the beaver can feel that difference, including the ever so subtle difference between one side and the other to indicate which way the tree is currently leaning.

[@drg8687]

@@gnarthdarkanen7464 Every species is going to have Trump supporters who die to trees they cut down.

[@Im-Not-a-Dog]

"Thats not science, thats niche pornography" One of the best lines ever in a ZeFrank video.

[@projectsandquizzes]

Also check this out weird facts kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y5bVi42wnJ55b5o

[@lindsaywilliams4077]

Jerry has a special place in my heart

[@danielleking262]

I missed that part, what timestamp was it??

[@annehatter3319]

@@danielleking262 very end

[@TrianglePants]

^EVERYBODY GET THAT SPAMMER BANNED

[@adamchurvis1]

I first came upon the trapped skeleton of a beaver in the Canadian wilderness in 1973. The trap was chained near the base of a tree and was old and rusted, and the head of the skeleton had these two MASSIVE teeth growing all the way back into the skull, and parts of them were orange-tinted. Both cool and a little strange for a twelve-year-old kid from the Illinois suburbs.

[@MoonShadowWolfe]

Could you tell what it was at the time?

[@adamchurvis1]

@@MoonShadowWolfe Sure. The front of the skull made it obvious. It's just that I wasn't prepared for those two GIANT teeth curving all the way into the back of the sides of the skull. Also, a couple of our counsellors were like, "Oh, a beaver," so that locked it. It really was the coolest thing ever, back then.

[@saifmohamed2967]

Fir a second I thought you meant the skeleton was strange because it belonged to a twelve year old kid, that it was strange to you, a twelve year old kid

[@adamchurvis1]

@@saifmohamed2967But I opened with "I first came upon the trapped skeleton of a beaver..."

[@saifmohamed2967]

@@adamchurvis1 yeah I know, still thought you said that the skeleton was from a twelve year old

[@ilikejazz8070]

Zefrank: "so beavers took matters into their own little creepy hands-" Beaver: pauses video to look at hands, looks back at video and mutters," wtf man"

[@mikesvideosofbeavers]

Their hands are creepy, but they have super sweet fingernails.

[@louisaruth]

their hands are perfect. once, one held my finger as it died bc my neighbor shot it; its grip was firm but, at the same time, gentle... like a kneading cat

[@juba1479]

My heart almost died of cuteness when the little beaver showed up.

[@thebighurt2495]

The fact that they monogamous relationships and actually raise their children earned a couples "awwws" from me.

[@lt.lasereyez8891]

There was a webcam here in a nature reserve in the netherlands showing a beaver nest, one day mom just killed and ate all the baby's for whatever reason.

[@destroylonelyxkenkarsonlvu1783]

@@lt.lasereyez8891 there’s r really good reason for that most mammals do that when ether another partner has died or there r sick/dying or they feel threatened or ether r starving which like how

[@FakenameStevens]

Oh my God did you see that? The big beaver took the stick and the little one headbutted him!

[@jaredknapp8886]

The fact that they spend time teaching new beavers how to beave makes me happy.

[@katm6]

But we didn't learn how "beavers do."

[@recoil53]

Now it sounds like a Good Mythical Morning show - "Does it Beav?"

[@samipersun9995]

Dude, you are fantastic! Thanks a lot for never failing to cheering me up and making me learn something too!

[@subtlewhatssubtle]

"That's not science, that's niche pornography" is my new favorite comeback. Thank you for this golden gift to comedy.

[@Chepakishui]

I would even say "thank you for showering us with your golden gifts of comedy"

[@inter-loper]

It's not _that_ niche though

[@matthewwilkins7688]

What is science but a form of niche porn

[@hughcaldwell1034]

It was also the entirety of the rejection response to my doctoral thesis.

[@starpasta]

"Jerry, that's not science. That's niche pornography." That line killed me.

[@yukeenakamura1398]

I just took an entomology class, and was surprised to see our professor pull up your army ant video. I’m not complaining but was surprised to see this video full of adult jokes be used in a college class. Great teacher and great video! Love this channel haha!

[@kareningram6093]

I had a history professor once who frequently used clips from "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure" in his lectures. It was awesome. Shoutout to professors with a sense of humor who like to make learning fun.

[@AmandaGeyerSnobahr]

Well, technically, most college students are legal adults. There is no comment, however, on how mature they are. Or the professors teaching them.

[@gvasilyev84]

I'm not complaining butt... Sorry, I'm not complaining, but!

[@anti-ethniccleansing465]

@@kareningram6093 To teach what exactly?

[@kareningram6093]

@@anti-ethniccleansing465 I had him for a couple of classes, and this was ten years ago, so I don't remember exactly. I think it might have been a clip of Napoleon for Military History.

[@floorpizza8074]

"How does a beaver, and why does it beave?" has to be the best line written. Ever.

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

zefrank1: Rodents are the furry little meatballs of the field and forest, just the right size for a snack Meanwhile the capybara, the world's largest rodent: *you know, I'm something of a walking coconut myself* Why are beavers so chill? Because...they go with the flow

[@BaufenBeast]

Wouldn't really refer to beavers as meatballs either, they're pretty darn big. Beavers are the second-largest rodents, and get to 50-60 pounds.

[@alcole-holic8779]

Beavers don’t go with the flow, they do quite the opposite.

[@mrmagoo.3678]

BADABUMTCHH!.. Pause for applause.

[@mrmagoo.3678]

@@alcole-holic8779 Ahh I see you have no sense of Humour.. at what age did you have your Humourestomy?

[@mrmagoo.3678]

@@BaufenBeast Do Beavers have balls?..I never saw an...OOOHH!..silly Me!..You Mean the Semi-Aquatic Rodent..I was thinking of the.. Well..You can probably guess what I was thinking about.

[@kitamwilliams]

“Why does it beave?” 😂 It’s great to learn a whole lot while also laughing so much it’s hard to breathe 👍🏼

[@agentk3984]

I saw a momma beaver at the creek when fishing last saturday. She had 6 babies riding on her back like she was a raft. When she saw me she slapped the water with her tail and dived under the surface. It sounded like someone dropped a boulder off a bridge. Her babies all scattered out swimming around trying to find her. Eventually all but two huddled together in a combined effort to find their mother. The other two were swimming around in circles completely lost. I dont know if they ever found her. I'm actually kind of worried.

[@Emiliapocalypse]

I’m sure mama probably came back for them. Kind of you to be worried about them

[@suchnothing]

They did, she definitely came back for them, when she sensed the danger was gone.

[@catsj1767]

Why didn’t you stay quiet and go undercover and pull out your night vision goggles and find out? You could’ve also set up a night cam and set it too run for 24 hrs and see what kind of footage you got. Or go and request funds from rich people and become a beaver expert/ naturist. Become the envy of office working people

[@foxhound963]

Thatf's what I would have done, become a naturist.

[@Dolthra]

Given they're monogamous and raise their young, I'm guessing she came back for them.

[@willbedford8381]

The combination between actually very interesting information with great comedy is pure art!

[@brentrebrab]

Your video quslity has taken some big jumps. As a biologist with a focus on natural scinces and ecology adding those references at the end really completes these kind of vids. It is really satisfying and i wish more youtubers would perform this practice

[@vitoprashad5670]

An ex's father was a combat engineer in the US army. He told me of a story when he was stationed in Canada, they would get frequent calls from farmers who've had their entire water supply cut off by beaver dams. They would then come in and have to blast the dams which he said were strong enough to take the weight of 5 fully grown/equipped combat engineers.

[@Klm49]

This is one of the saddest things I've ever heard. Knowing the amount of time and effort that beavers exert, and that they are building the dams as homes to raise their young with a mate for life... So very depressing...

[@burgernthemomrailer]

@@Klm49 Well either that or people starve. Your choice. (Not really)

[@dacksonflux]

@@burgernthemomrailer you say that as if humanity has never committed an atrocity out of pure laziness behind the guise of saving lives or doing what's best for a specific group of people. But no, hope you're cozy in that little bubble of entitlement.

[@burgernthemomrailer]

@@dacksonflux Please read the original comment 🙏 I never understand why misanthropes always assume the actions of people as the worst possibly thing that could’ve been done in that situation.

[@ninjegeabey2536]

@@dacksonflux You say that as if that isn't exactly what the beavers are doing too, building their homes on important irrigation sites because apparently their little beaver family is more important than the lives of the farmers and the people they feed.

[@bcgrote]

In the 17th and 18th century, beavers ate a LOT of willow trees in the US. Doctors learned that the butt sacs had a concentration of salycilic acid from the willow. Dried beaver butt sacs were used for headaches - and it worked!

[@adriannespring8598]

Trippy!!! 🤯

[@AisuruMirai]

Is that why it's called asspirin?

[@mikesvideosofbeavers]

And beaver butt spray was used for vanilla flavour. I have lots of videos on my channel of beavers spraying their scent on scent piles.

[@bcgrote]

@@mikesvideosofbeavers cool!

[@AngieJames4172]

@@AisuruMirai 🤣

[@gaylebynumcardosa7034]

Rewatching this I suddenly realized where I got the idea to name my stray kitten "Meatball". Thanks Ze.

[@joshyoung1440]

The biggest thing I learned from this episode is that zefrank is apparently pronounced zay-frank. Mind blown.

[@Alexisilver]

I was really hoping that when he repeated it he would have pronounced it in a different way

[@mistyapril29]

Insanely coincidental the second I read Zay-Frank the video said it lol

[@joshyoung1440]

@@mistyapril29 that happens to me all the time haha. RIGHT as I look at the comment section, I'll see a comment referencing what I've just seen lol

[@joshyoung1440]

@@Alexisilver ikr? I was like "oh fuck I've been wrong this whole time" lmao

[@sweetmissirish]

But in other videos he has said zee-frank...

[@twistedbranchesfishing]

"Those flies are waiting for the cafeteria to open." That made me LOL at work. My place of work is full of really bland, boring people so an LOL caused quite a kerfuffle.

[@kolgabrioo]

That's why people say zefrank is "NSFW" ;)

[@diedampfbrasse98]

I am always amazed by how much beavers managed to adapt to humans when they aint hunted ... for decades now we have around 40 living in the city along a larger river which goes through it. They dont build dams or those living hills, but turned no longer active water inlets from our old sewage/drainage systems into their caves by filling them up with wood. One pair directly beneath a wharf where a ton of tourists go on and off ships during the day. Even tho they turned allmost fully nocturnal to avoid our busy daytimes and people who let their dogs run free for example, they also dont care too much about humans whenever they meet them. When I am fishing they often come really close at nights and have their meals just a few meters away, no sign of bother when my lamp is at them or I am busy with the fishing. Smart and sturdy little creatures, a shame they are still hunted elsewhere with some of the dumbest excuses to justify it.

[@louisaruth]

thank you for saying so. i have witnessed our neighbors killing beavers by shooting into the lake we all live on. i saved one from drowning, but it died in my arms, holding my finger with its little hand. i will never be the same again

[@jonpaul6948]

@@louisaruth HAHAHAHAHA omg thank you for writing that out.

[@louisaruth]

@@jonpaul6948 takes all kinds, and with folks like you around, i am easy w my cz

[@heathermillsphantomlimb9314]

Devils advocate, the beavers would probably be safe from hunters if the oil that comes out of their butts didn’t taste like vanilla.

[@diedampfbrasse98]

​@@heathermillsphantomlimb9314 for a long time now beavers are primarily hunted for "sport" or by morons who think they are a pest. So even if they changed completely so that there is nothing we might have a use for on them they still wouldnt be safe. Too many humans are simply despicable like that.

[@mortkiera]

I love all of Jerry''s 2 cents. it's always fantastic

[@davidbwa]

A new zefrank1 was a nice surprise for my day. I was surprised about the 'eating their food twice' part. We raised cows and I used to think about cud chewers and how it would be weird to burp your food back up and rechew it. But after seeing beavers rechew it from farther down the cycle, suddenly the cud chewing doesn't seem so bad. :)

[@TeKaMOTO]

Bunnies/rabbits do it also, because hay, why not.

[@neuralmute]

@@TeKaMOTO So do guinea pigs, and I have no clever pun for this. Butt damn, they're cute.

[@DUKE_of_RAMBLE]

@@neuralmute I believe _(beavlieve??)_ that a "butt dam" is what the hooman doctors call "constipation"!

[@TrevorHuszti]

Ok, that bebe beave was way too cute when it yawned. Also, go easy on Jerry, it's been hard for him ever since the oppih incident.

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

"Question 1: Can you get to India through North America?" *"No, but at least there's beaver!"* "Question 2: Steal the Spice Trade" "That's not a question, but the Dutch did it anyway"

[@vaughnalexander31]

ah yes, the wise Bill Wurtz

[@ramblingrob4693]

Will the real Kim Jong-un please stand up

[@1701beth]

These videos are the best nerd humor on the planet. He makes me chuckle, belly laugh and occasionally wet myself laughing. Thank you!

[@samholdsworth420]

Wet yourself? 😮 Yuck

[@tilaNmanx]

"I don't go to branches, freakin branches come to me" inspirational, amazing

[@purplehaze2358]

Wow, prior to today I had no idea how uncomfortable it makes me looking at horse teeth. Thanks Frank!

[@Darth_Revan_05-6]

You work for the foundation and that makes you squeemish?

[@jaredknapp8886]

A gift horse has bad teeth and will die unless you feed it Dr. Pepper and Kraft Mac.

[@GodwynDi]

@@jaredknapp8886 Didn't know my wife was a horse.

[@MoonProds]

It's weird seeing you on the videos I watch now haha

[@purplehaze2358]

@@MoonProds It’s weird being an admin in your server. : )

[@keentrasborg2566]

Zefrank's patience with Jerry is commendable.

[@dg2517]

Beavers are definately one the animals I respect the most.. they've taken trauma and survival and changed their world and ours with it. OCD exists for a reason. AMAZING

[@DrtriderTV]

Never stop making this amazing content. Creative, hilarious, and informative. Zefrank, you must be the life of any party.

[@jackielinde7568]

Nice to hear that ZeFrank is still employing his sister's kid. Maybe, one day, we'll get a "True Facts: The Jerry Episode".

[@teethcoat4274]

Is that the true lore of who Jerry is? Frankly I always thought he was supposed to be zefrank’s lover.

[@K9River]

It would be completely without spoken word. Would still watch it.

[@_space.pony_]

JERRY IS HIS NEPHEW? I thought they were lovers!!! I'm aghast

[@jackielinde7568]

@@K9River I think that would be the much longer and hotly anticipated episode: True Facts: The ZeFrank. And, yes. I'd still watch it as well.

[@mctdones]

I thought Jerry is his editor. I didn't know he's his nephew too lol I want that episode

[@cartoonishidealism582]

I’ve always wanted to spend a day as a beaver just to see what it’s like inside the lodge. It sounds very cozy for a beaver.

[@Frosty_tha_Snowman]

The chronicles of Narnia

[@sparkingmotions1896]

@@Frosty_tha_Snowman Because of that movie I always wanted to live a beaver's life

[@PoorItachi]

You must want to experience eating your own poop too 😂

[@Odious_One]

Even having to slather yourself in butt oils, lol?

[@sparkingmotions1896]

@@PoorItachi I never knew that fact and this is why I watch zefrank

[@bakinne]

Whoever narrated that video is genius. I could listen to them all day. Great job

[@susie9893]

Can not believe you've never heard of ZeFrank1. He's famous. See Sad Cat Diaries then all the True Facts vids, then Dear Kitten etc etc. I wish I was in your position where I had a whole wealth of ZeFrank videos to discover. Welcome to a world of hilarity my friend

[@TimeBucks]

entertaining and educational video

[@hibernopithecus7500]

Edutainment

[@nwaforjoy5129]

It well enough to know the out come of z

[@তালপাতারসিপাহি]

nice

[@sougatadey6089]

Hi

[@mlislam234]

Nice

[@bellyanchor138]

Thank you so much for the apatite joke. It was layered and executed with one of the loudest smiles I've heard. This was a nice turn from the month I've had with each family member in and out of emergency rooms like musical chairs. I love what you do. I love how you do.

[@luvmibratt]

I know the feeling..blessing to your family 🙌

[@gvasilyev84]

To understand this, imagine a person so incredibly anxious that they can only survive by helping others out of their sorrow, depression and anxiety. This, is how Zefrank do. Health and peace to you and your family

[@vsf_dave811]

I’m so glad this series has stood the test of time and continues to this day

[@literaterose6731]

As one who quees, I appreciate the linguistics discussion alongside the always superlative animal revelations!

[@Kitteh.B]

Only 4 minutes in and already loving it, like always! First part of the teeth explanation was actually really well done! And the swimming portion before that made me crave a video on otters, would love to see that :D

[@carsonrush3352]

Have we had a weasel family video yet?! That would include weasels, ferrets, badgers, wolverines, and otters.

[@juangalton999]

You'd probably be a little sad. Otters are rapists.

[@ArchibaldWisco]

Nothing gave me more anxiety today than the "Game of Chicken Between the Tree and the Beaver Head" … But thanks for another hilarious, enlightening and finely produced video (notwithstanding Jerry's contributions) about such an awesome critter!

[@imissyoujimmy]

The "chew the crap out of their food" joke had me literally laughing out loud. Rare

[@yugang4430]

"waddle away slowly to safety" said with the lil chuckle 😭😭

[@SolstaceWinters]

I initially thought we were going for a "pier" review joke. As in they make dams, but also piers. Joke went so low, I didn't look down far enough to see it until I tripped. Great video as always zefrank. Learned a lot about those damn building beavers -- err, I mean dam-building beavers.

[@kareningram6093]

Ohhh, that also would have been a great pun. Missed opportunity right there.

[@SugarandSarcasm]

Scrolled to see if anyone else had thought of pier. I am not disappointed.

[@KateCarew]

As a kid, we had neighbors move in from Canada, my father, a corporate attorney with a propensity for BAD dad jokes opted to wear a sweatshirt that said “if you’re Canadian show me your beaver” to the welcoming party. It had an upright beaver dressed as a mounty to cover the absolute vulgarity. To this day he denies it but I distinctly remember the mom explaining to me how uncomfortable she was, after my 8 year old self asked her repeatedly to show me her beaver…she finally cracked and told me what beaver was a euphemism for. I ran home and SCREAMED at my dad, and the sweatshirt was never seen again. He will never admit it. I wish I could find that sweatshirt to prove what I know to be true.

[@vitoriabottaro]

I'm not a native english speaker, so people had to awkwardly explain to me why the cute and innocent-looking "eager beaver" t-shirt was actually very inappropriate

[@KateCarew]

@@albigensiac3206 that’s HILARIOUS 😂😂😂 I think I’m going to have to get my dad with this! Maybe find one of the “knitting patterns” and send it to my dad…via anonymous return address, he’ll have to cop to it, he will think it’s the old neighbors. Oh Americans, we can be so gullible. It’s almost endearing when you think about these folks earnestly emailing you up for knitting patterns. Thank you for sharing this, it’s really given me a good laugh 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 What was the website? Do you recall it? I will add, I live in an area that’s less than an hour from the Canadian border so it’s entirely possible that during the eighties our beaver proximity ensured the euphemism traveled to us? We’ve also spent an inordinate amount of time IN Canada because of a cabin we have there. Maybe dad should’ve opened with THAT instead of a vulgar shirt? 😂🙏🏻😂

[@cam4636]

@@GBAura _booooooo_

[@vincem3748]

@@GBAura *ba dum tss*

[@Momcat_maggiefelinefan]

I’ve seen someone wearing your Dad’s shirt! That’s why you never saw it again. It’s back in Canada, it’s homeland, lol!

[@SuperSonic3557]

10:21 "It's very cozy in their butt- sorry It's very cozy in there, but" I love this man

[@novalidavenport1994]

My conservation biology professor showed us a video from this channel last semester and I have been hooked ever since! I LOVE biology and learning about animals but I also love when it’s accessible to an audience that maybe doesn’t care or know a lot about the technicalities. This Chanel is the perfect mix of science and hilarious jokes😂👏🏼 I was literally in tears when she showed us in class 😂

[@bilakos1987]

When he started saying "Not only do beavers have to chew the crap out of their food..." I knew how the sentence would end, and I still laughed out loud when he finished it. This channel is pure gold. :D

[@grayfullbody]

"That's not science, that's niche pornography." Absolute favorite sentence ever.

[@thatrandomderp]

Just in time for Canada Day. Thank you for showcasing our cuddly national water rat

[@OneRandomLeo]

I can see Frank doing that on purpose

[@mikesvideosofbeavers]

Did you see my video last year of a beaver stealing my Canada flag? Pretty Canadian. Still on my channel somewhere.

[@chrisperry5129]

I belly laugh out loud more than once every time I watch one of your videos...thank you for your gift of humor

[@azren2255]

I'm not sure there is any other KZbin channel that consistently teaches me things, while also making me laugh out loud. Thank you, sir.

[@BVasquezp]

ever watched tier zoo?

[@draegonspawn5361]

Try casual geographic

[@Vohlfied]

Check out Tier Zoo.

[@azren2255]

Thanks for the recommendations folks.

[@lahlybird895]

Look up casual geographic

[@evientually]

Learning that tooth enamel was the hardest thing on our bodies was a horrific existential experience for me when I was in high school, and then moreso later when my first tooth crumbled. Like in a nightmare. I have awful teeth and didn't do them any favors with my bad life choices. So the fact that it's the hardest thing I make (technically made) and it shatters and crumbles on an oatmeal raisin cookie is just... Well, it isn't a good feeling. Anyway beavers are very cool. I recently read a book about them that was quite informative about the extent to which they form their world, their importance to us, and what kinds of serious damage hundreds of years of enthusiastically killing them off has had ecologically...and how quickly the environments bounce back once their reintroduced.

[@silverseth7]

Can't wait until we crack nanotech proper, tooth repair is one of those things it'll be great at,

[@thegirlwiththetortoise3038]

I've never been this early before. Ze, thank you for all you do. You make science fun, and you've reignited my love and curiosity for the world, and I'm sure many others feel the same.

[@Fr4ncM]

Holly hell! I have finally found this channel! I bumped into clips taken from this videos everywhere, from 4chan to Twitter, and they are never credited! Damn people don't know that creating stuff takes effort, and that giving proper credit is the least decent thing to do since they don't pay a damn dime for it!

[@heather1556]

A dam dime and a dime a dozen dams

[@MattRose30000]

"There's a lava lamp, a futon and a half-eaten bagel. And the futon's so gross that you choose to sit on the bagle. And he's all like 'where's my bagle?'" That line killed me 😂

[@SpeckleKen]

These beavers are damned clever. The ones at 0:29 have actually built a map of the British Isles, complete with the Isle of Man.

[@cynthiawilson4500]

I love your sigh when you amuse yourself.

[@FlyingPlastic356]

2:43 "... the hardest thing our body makes, shush now!" Ze Frank really knows his audience well, very very well

[@chcknpie04]

As an Oregonian, this video fills me with pride. Love your work, Ze! Been watching you since The Show 😊