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[@Poofesure]

i don't think one lucky thing happened to me the entire game

[@WyenaTheGirl]

Time to get prepared for my ears to bleed again for another screaming by Poofesure

[@JayGamingOfficial]

Mhm

[@Jack_Spl3]

I agree

[@axobrotle845]

Ya

[@broitsmetylerd]

Rip 🙏🙏

[@ca_rck]

The best part about this series is that it’s taken poof years to master some of these mini games instead of reading the instructions and just being good at them the first time around

[@samuelbunkly2527]

poof would be unstoppable if he read the instructions.

[@dertraudel]

Literally pushing a boulder up a mountain

[@SlothPlayingGames]

If poof read the instructions he’d be more powerful than any man could ever imagine

[@samuelbunkly2527]

@@SlothPlayingGames Oh my gosh! It's almost as if you asked chat gpt to "make a comment that means exactly the same as Samuel Bunkly2527's comment but without saying exactly the same words" then copied what it gave you, and pasted it into the youtube reply textbox and pressed reply! It's really crazy how that happens right???

[@Elentrium]

@@samuelbunkly2527blud is pissed someone thought of the same thing as him 💀

[@MoonWielder]

From the title alone, I expected Poof to play Hide-and-Go-Beak against his will. He has a *LONG* history of raging at the ostrich in that minigame.

[@jakecheesman2883]

didnt get that one but it was the olympic pool game that was his demise in the end 😂😂

[@mattlatakas7051]

Or the space race one

[@Xwarrior355]

And it’s not only just luck it’s fricking memory as well. Bro thought he ate game but Rui-Lin just bust his ass flat.

[@arnoldgreen4278]

space race, ostrich, swinging one and swimming pool are his WORST

[@maridiancrest243]

Or the asteroid dodging one

[@-12Sided]

8:21 In the words of Poof himself, “Freakin Helen Keller saw that one coming”

[@carcosa_swamp]

You can tell how not mad and how little he cares at the end by how calm he remains lmao

[@vivianthegeek]

Sometimes I think about the fact that Poof could’ve succeeded and moved on from this game several years ago… if he only read the directions

[@cloudy_xDD]

fr 💀

[@Kmika00]

True but him failing consistently over and over honestly makes for seemingly endless content

[@brandonsg1367]

He won first place nearly every time and got extremely unlucky with his rolls. It’s not his fault

[@romulofigueroadiaz480]

@@brandonsg1367yeah but this is just one game out of hundreds he’s played, he generally does bad cuz he doesn’t know how the mini games are played or at least he didn’t used to

[@blueswingdown]

8:10 "up there with greatest rolls of all time" *proceeds to -5 dice* "WENT FROM A 48 TO A 28"

[@kayz9]

That’s literally a “NAWWWW” roll

[@DarkMoon422]

13:46 poofesure cracks me up so so HARD I love his videos so much

[@rmullins9368]

I like how at 1:10 Poof basically knows the speedrun strats for this shit because hes played it so much

[@Chao_Party]

Idc

[@petal9577]

Idc 😏

[@Chao_Party]

Yeah idc @@petal9577

[@bloodbrothermulty7932]

I care

[@Chao_Party]

Okay, Why O_o@@bloodbrothermulty7932

[@hailincore]

Poof maturing is him not breaking something when he loses

[@-12Sided]

For the new viewers, Poof is known for being such a chill and level headed KZbinr. And especially on any of these Wii Party videos, crank that volume up to the max. It’s like ASMR 🥰

[@ChasinTracks]

I know right bro he is so calming I use his videos to sleep!!

[@CamarasaurusLover15346]

Yes he’s so wholesome and he never swears

[@someguy787]

I always listen to him with my kids 😊.

[@TheAceAttoney]

I know isn’t he the best it’s like best asmr I have ever seen u gotta crank that volume TO MAX its like food to the ears I highly recommend this do it

[@iLoveBread260]

He is very nice and gentle with Wii remotes 😊

[@ConnorMiller417]

17:13 The moment we all clicked on this video to see. I love it when the game rigs it to screw Poof out of victory so he can rage. 😂

[@Jumz_]

11:41 “Look for hearts, not sharts” - Poofesure 2023

[@GlowingCross]

That's actually a really good quote, date people with personalities, not people who give good sex

[@aarushmenon]

You gotta love it when Poof is complaining and the video hasn't even started

[@aleksworld547]

Dudy Dude’s luck is like Beef Boss but on steriods.

[@shrekbabe8390]

Never seen a round where he’s so calm😅

[@Goopynuts]

6:53 actual goldfish level memeroy.

[@em1l480]

1:00, when u say u dont like the food, but u have actually never tasted it before.

[@AbsoluteLunatic123]

Poofesure you’ve inspired me to get Wii Party for my Wii this Christmas. I’m 14 and have had my Wii for 10 years. But thanks to you and TWD98, I still actively play it and it’s just amazing. YOU were the reason I beat Matt and Elisa in Wii sports 2 years ago, before 3 years ago I was shit. So THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!

[@braydensonaslaughtmbve545]

You know it’s gonna be a great day when Poofesure uploads.

[@veronika6723]

I love your uploads on Mondays, I have 8am (CET) classes and I always watch your videos before it. Thank you☺️🙏🏼

[@coleleshin3129]

Love all your videos and the funny rage moments makes my day

[@luketerry7519]

Party Phil loves himself a schnoz

[@jarekzapzap6755]

13:46 we need a gaming league for Balloon Boppers

[@julianvillarreal1450]

This is an amazing video. Looks like Beginner and Standard difficulty are harder on Wii Party U than they are on regular Wii Party.

[@nathankim7664]

Poof's gotta put some strategy into his next playthrough. *DON'T* get first. Get third or even last on the first mini game. Also, *DON'T* get to the doors early. Let someone else waste their roll. Lastly, *DON'T* get to the final door first with the 40 roll requirement. It's a gamble, but getting 40 is much harder than 35. Thought he'd learned that by now. Or maybe *POOP* gets a high of winning every mini game and then regrets not waiting until the end.

[@remymcwin4673]

Bro the Rui-Lin mii looks like the main character from the movie Tusk 💀

[@pumbusASMR]

what an obscure reference to a movie i think about way too much

[@eurybiaball63]

You ruined your comment

[@bervin3232]

Lmaoooo your videos make my day better. thank you poofesure

[@riichjayt1405]

We need a video of Poof trying to improve on the Lap Happy mini game 😂

[@shinycharizard6981]

Probably the only Wii Party U series that he’s calm in this round

[@zexil1761]

KZbin just asked me what I thought of the video. I gave it five stars and checked the life changing, inspiring and calming boxes

[@Edens_Bones]

Ah yes, a Poofesure video that will probably be 90% screaming

[@danteyazidjian9620]

Perhaps Poofessure is just the definition of a bad luck charm

[@kingbrettpro]

This title should've been "My worst nightmare comes true" because this was exactly Poof's worst nightmare, winning almost every mini-game and still losing because of the rigged dice rolls. I think the game's trying to tell him to smash stuff again, what do you guys think?

[@theultimategamer7287]

Great to see poof playing this game again

[@brucelau2023]

U know when it’s a good video when poofesure posts something Wii U Party on a Sunday night

[@just_an_elli]

"red guy red guy Red Guy RED GUY 😫"

[@G8S.]

I love how poof is so calm

[@2229JMAN]

He's been broken

[@alexanderhopkins7837]

I guess his yelling was broken

[@SchemeKing]

Pooh is the best old school styled gaming channel 💯

[@blazelzyt]

Go play Lego Fortnite you can ride beef boss

[@Moheadie_Edits]

Just finished watching another Poofesure video, then coincidentally, I got notified this video, Thanks, poof.

[@FlowerKing-ib4rv]

No matter how well Poofesure does in Wii Party or Wii Party U, he'll always get screwed over.

[@JustAPersonWhoComments]

I’m with you Poof. Because the CPU are trolling each minigame possible

[@Sakura_XD_]

Hi poof I been watching you since 2019 and your videos are funny and creative thank you for making me laugh :)

[@sawmill035]

When you out all your life points into screaming stamina instead of luck.

[@quagsire_lover3235]

i'm a simple man. i see dudy dude with dice in his hands, i click.

[@StarGamerX17]

Poofesure thank you for always making me laugh every day no matter what you do, I love your positive personality with everything and you are very amazing in every way, those rage and funny moments too are funny but I also feel for you, hope you're having a great December!

[@jacobflowers0529]

"Positive" is not a word I'd use to describe a man who's known for getting so angry at video games and breaks wii remotes all the time.

[@Kmika00]

@@jacobflowers0529lmao facts, he’s actually quite pessimistic

[@StarGamerX17]

@@jacobflowers0529 besides all of that he’s a positive person

[@claudiolamantia7715]

Toilet time and Poofesure, what a wonderful combination

[@joegru7280]

i fucking love this series

[@jamesm2078]

Poof’s luck is in the gutter for our entertainment.

[@Camblake2002]

I have never seen poofesure so unlucky at this game in my life

[@henrytheanglerfish6290]

Wow...this is honestly one of the unluckiest games I've ever seen Poof go through. And believe me, that's really saying something

[@dylanbaptista1103]

and were back to the negative dice block scheming party phil

[@BANNED_USER_WARNING]

i have played that car minigame at least 100 times and the most options i have seen was 5

[@alexapewitt6405]

Poof it's such a good day when you post

[@SchemeKing]

I put the vaseline back in the medicine cabinet when this dropped 😂

[@salvatorezerilli5053]

i live for poof videos wii party and wii party u will forever be in my heart

[@10054]

I've never met a person in my LIFE that spins that slow omg. Are you physically able?

[@mattmojo105]

I love it when he plays party games!!! I wish we would go back to Mario party 9 though.

[@therondanielson9962]

New poof upload, time to turn the volume down on my headphones 😂

[@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names]

3:49 - Damn you, Poof! I wanted to see if Yellow and Green tied.

[@cassidyauld6413]

i was about to go to bed but i gotta watch this. who needs sleep for my test tomorrow morning

[@sacredblu]

Every time I watch these videos I wonder why u struggle with minigames…….and then I realize u can’t read instructions lmao. It’s also funny when u screw up and can’t figure out why. Love the vids, keep up the quality my guy.

[@lxixiloxs5984]

Day was just made ! POOF UPLOAD LETS GO

[@benthecat4345]

I think the swimming one is more about timing than speed so for the d-pad section that matches what the icon shows but I'm not sure if it actually is the case but you could try it and find out

[@CoasterMagicX2]

I love how you NEVER get that ball maze right even though it's the same maze every time.

[@haris2761]

Its not the same

[@CoasterMagicX2]

@@haris2761 yeah I was wrong. It's slightly different each time. The general path is the same though

[@BobaFett_]

The most calm guy I have ever seen

[@abay1worldofficial]

Beef boss be making cameos

[@AbbyTheStinky]

Oh boy a Poofesure video! I sure hope nothing bad happens in this video! Haha that would suck!

[@Obviouseaintit123]

Someone tell Poof that on the swimming mini game, you dont follow the speed of the instructions, you do it as fast as you can...

[@jacobboc9549]

Risking it, have finals to study for, and I’ve been programmed for poof to put me to sleep. so let’s roll the dice 🎲

[@Ragegamerix]

Pro tip: stop wasting luck on mini games and charge the dice

[@ThrillsofColdplay]

Crazy he kept landing on the red spaces

[@speedymatt1236]

He’s really hitting a bone dry spell quite badly lately.

[@garrettfiorito4482]

?

[@speedymatt1236]

I’m saying he’s having a really bad losing streak.

[@tyranitarthedestroyer]

"ZERO luck" that's accurate

[@Torres289]

Can’t roll above 30 to save his life

[@butteryboi2072]

its because you dont shake the dice

[@wssd4015]

I love how you keep play this game even though it screws you like this. thanks for the entertainment poof

[@Galactic_pls]

I genuinely have bad luck naturally so this video is just normal gameplay for me.

[@JustCallMeTiff.]

i think poof couldve beaten this game so many times if he read the instructions

[@codenamexelda]

Luck is important in frippletown.

[@bobjoe3492]

Poof during the swimming mini game you don't go as fast as you can with the inputs, you have to time it with what comes up

[@johnjafon2410]

the asspull at the end was devastating

[@cjscarsandcrap1749]

Hey, poof. I love you.

[@kurestyngrieve7964]

2:16 THE GHOST RETURNS

[@Faden13]

Bro i need to go to sleep but poofesure uploaded soooo

[@Eddielyric]

I saw that 48 dice roll and was like some bs is gonna happen. 8:04

[@TheMyEve]

Been a while since something has broken, I’m surprised this game didn’t set him off

[@mayaford6122]

Poof: I'm here to win Party Phil: 😏🤪😈

[@PlzHelpMe.]

Thanks for uploading poof

[@lightning4743]

poof you should try making a video on the new super mario wonder and see the responses from people

[@AlexRailfanner]

Always nice to see poofesure making wii party u videos.

[@ravendecoux]

Lol me when madden throws a “perfect bullet pass” 10 yards away from my receiver for the easiest interceptions of all time 👁👄👁

[@Austinc5904]

Another installment to watch

[@Chriscopter50]

9:52 12-35= -23

[@ghostman85]

Love the videos man ill try to get some merch

[@kyleyuen245]

What are the odds that poof is doing the d pad of the swimming one wrong because he's not holding the wiimote sideways

[@CramdenSO]

can u play tomodachi life again pls

[@natsudragon6171]

Beef boss is in lego fortnite

[@Milk_Montage]

My fav father figure is back