the unluckiest cup on mario kart wii

the unluckiest cup on mario kart wii
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[@Poofesure]

unreal

[@ramaicatseye]

Make the person below me have more likes :)

[@rolanddeer6212]

real

[@DreTWPF2099]

Umm

[@Mabel_Able]

Very real

[@FAKE_AHH_JORDANS]

Real

[@Nzcade]

Blue Shell cup

[@Hemlock7275]

Phone alarm cup

[@markoorbovich4347]

😂

[@RiqMoney817]

*Spiny Shell

[@lucybedroque]

@@RiqMoney817womp womp lil nga

[@gboogie3257]

@@RiqMoney817It’s the Same thing

[@khaelkugler]

The whole sequence at 4:02 was probably the craziest unlucky sequence I've ever seen in MK wii.

[@Wayrail]

i think red shells are designed to slow down in wii, they wait their turn so they can topple you one after the other. it's just one of the many absolutely brutal wii mechanics.

[@Icy_Princess]

@@WayrailThat's not how they work

[@Wayrail]

@@Icy_Princess at least to my experience it is xd

[@Thy_Guardian]

Then you don't know me. First place whole track on DK montain. last lap at the wobbling bridge so right before the finish line. I got blued, red and bill balled while pushing me near the bridge end side and JUST BEFORE the stun animation finish, like right before I can control my kart just to make it slower and painful I FELL ! And once I'm back on track the heaviest opponent on the track pushed me off the bridge again and then only I can finish the track at like last place or near it. I SWEAR I'm not making that up, I was a happy kid on my DS and this shit hit me like a truck I never played that again

[@hampus7474]

⁠@@Thy_GuardianWOW this string of events is totally not completely copied from a different video! Loser

[@sum0xide]

poofesure never fails to make me shift uncomfortably in my chair

[@Providence..]

I deadass thought you said "shit" instead of "shift" 💀

[@sum0xide]

​@@Providence..lol

[@sorenbsoarin]

whenever i watch poofesure i shit very comfortably

[@Jords250]

@@Providence.. relatable either way

[@Providence..]

@@Jords250 True, lmaooo.

[@abbygailvalcourt6577]

The way the cataquack kept spinning the block on Poof in 4:05-4:16 sent me into orbit😂😂

[@Silver..]

reminds me of mario sunshine all over again

[@MJ-kx5eh]

Beef Boss gets Mario karted lol

[@MyLifeHasBeenRuined]

Which planet are you orbiting right now? I’m orbiting Venus rn

[@rhandhom1]

How is the view?

[@Canadian-Dude]

My favourite part of the video 😂😂😂

[@yellowwall3.016]

Poof: Why does this duck keep getting me?! Also Poof: *Driving straight towards the duck*

[@laser_uhhhh]

straight*

[@yellowwall3.016]

@@laser_uhhhh oh thanks

[@rcktman0127]

If someone ever makes another mod with only Poof’s audio clips for the in-game sounds, 7:58 HAS to be the sound for falling off the map. Just too perfect to not be used

[@Thy_Guardian]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

[@bakamitaimaster9357]

It really sounds like the super Mario 64 sound when Mario gets burnt

[@Positivity4ever]

It’s nice how you can see he’s actually improving at Mario kart, like compare his early videos to now

[@dandelion6716]

His old videos are genuinely hard to watch

[@denny4551]

Still no wheelie

[@eebyjeebies8293]

@denny4551 it pains me too don’t worry

[@Seven_Suits_Up]

​@@eebyjeebies8293it pains all of us

[@Shacon24]

I will never understand how he plays this game for eternity now and STILL doesn´t do wheelies or burn outs when hit by a shell etc. He even got lessons from TWD98!

[@fatnuts8974]

10:56 did I hear that correctly 🤨😭😭

[@stxppaa]

BROOOO I BEEN ROLLIN FOR LIKE 5 MINN 😂😂😂😂

[@jaurosai4202]

📸📸

[@Thookah]

L M A O

[@ryuhoshi9381]

Poofesure said racist "n" word, I know.

[@uriahwilliams5323]

Ong 😂

[@BIGD-cc7ru]

10:56 poof comes really close to getting canceled lol

[@braydensonaslaughtmbve545]

I can’t imagine what would happen when Poofesure does this but tries to get 3 stars on all cups.

[@MTendo35]

He will try, for sure

[@OrtegaSauce]

What will happen*

[@danielcampos9165]

would*@@OrtegaSauce

[@OrtegaSauce]

@danielcampos9165 I'm not tryna be a grammar nazi, I'm just saying what will happen when he goes for it. "Would" sounds more conditional/theoretical like it might happen. If "would" still works then oops

[@melaneychuroy9187]

@@OrtegaSauceit’s would.

[@lilmrb1276]

7:56 Man… that would’ve been a sick move had you not fallen off there!

[@Chicky_Lumps]

_Hyeeeeeaah!!_ *WHOO!!!!*

[@lilmrb1276]

12:03 You can’t tell me those red shells weren’t literally rigged to hit Poof

[@jackgomez5894]

Red shells home in on you

[@lilmrb1276]

@@jackgomez5894 Yeah, but they looked like they literally just slowed down until Poof was vulnerable again

[@ratabreak3902]

​@@lilmrb1276red shells literally do that in MKWii

[@ethanlehtinen5108]

12:02 is probably the worst luck I’ve even seen 😂😂😂

[@rjechols2059]

That was just purely the game fucking him without lubricant or consent

[@Thy_Guardian]

Then you don't know me. First place whole track on DK montain. last lap at the wobbling bridge so right before the finish line. I got blued, red and bill balled while pushing me near the bridge end side and JUST BEFORE the stun animation finish, like right before I can control my kart just to make it slower and painful I FELL ! And once I'm back on track the heaviest opponent on the track pushed me off the bridge again and then only I can finish the track at like last place or near it. I SWEAR I'm not making that up, I was a happy kid on my DS and this shit hit me like a truck I never played that again

[@Barak925]

@@Thy_Guardianjust like that one video

[@IAmTheEg7]

Not only did he get hit by a blue and two reds in a row right after, you see baby Mario throw another blue.

[@Thy_Guardian]

@@Barak925 Ikr, I know which one you're talking about lmao. I got something similar yeah

[@JacobDoffing42]

Poofesure: *Tries winning a star rank in Mario Kart Wii* Also Poofesure: laughs maniacally 😂 *I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUCKING FUN, PLAYING* 🎮 💥 *GAW DAMN MARIO KART TODAY!!!*

[@pkmadeit]

poof never fails to make me edge for minimum 15 minutes

[@glumdrops3678]

🤨📸🤳

[@ohtristan_]

i can only go for 5 minutes when i watch his videos before i explode

[@fork2309]

bro

[@DarxtarOfficial]

I like how he says, “it’s been 2 laps and the bird hasn’t gotten me.” And the bird said, “oh really? Let me make up for that.”

[@Malyt538]

💀😭😭😭

[@jaredwilliams8786]

7:30 Well that was a perfect timing lol 😂

[@JoshMacDonald-mm3tq]

How are you today?

[@ryuhoshi9381]

4:05 Poofesure you surprise me! You were being hit by blue shell, later a red shell, also green dildo bird in the last lap you finished last place and you reached to be 1st! You're great!

[@grexjr1420]

Hi RyuHoshi

[@ryuhoshi9381]

@@grexjr1420 Hi

[@SplendidSuperman122]

Poor Beef Boss was just screaming in terror as the bird flipped him up like 3 times! XD

[@maxmustermann9503]

7:58 top tier mario impression right there poof

[@ChemionAsen]

10:55: WHOA!

[@klassikgamer1704]

13:03 Funny how if he grabbed the Star next to the Cataquack, he would’ve been able to dodge the blue.

[@saihiko9967]

funny enough it was his old star he lost, and even more funny if yoshi hit him with his own star

[@klassikgamer1704]

@@saihiko9967 Daisy picked it up after he got hit with the blue. I would've laughed if she hit him.

[@LongIslandYachtClub]

2:40 if the bird ran up from behind poof after the blue shell I would have died laughing

[@superepicdudemccraft5076]

8:40 That red shell's mom called 💀

[@darkaura9559]

12:17 You could’ve potentially won the race if you kept the Thunder Cloud! You were close enough to the finish!

[@Lumanova]

to this day i don't think he knows that the thunder cloud makes him faster

[@fatnuts8974]

18 minutes of pure high asf comedy🌝

[@Stoned2daBone-r4g]

Yah I'm on that Rainbow Road offf that Za...

[@jordynrieliegh4965]

Omg I’m not the only one who loves watching his vids high😂

[@_maced]

@@jordynrieliegh4965I drink just a bit before watching stuff like this and I fucking scream laughing.

[@jacobmacquarrie8903]

11:45 When he summoned a blooper in 1st, beef said "Mr. Blooper, please hit my rivals from behind!" And then the blooper said "OK! Well said, sir! I'll ink 'em in no time flat!" Then one precious second later, the blooper says, "Oh wait! On second thought, let's hit...YOU!"

[@ballsackbollie02]

Immaculate story telling

[@supirkev]

Him returning to this game is a blessing :D

[@daftdan8589]

Doctor: Don't worry it wont hurt one bit! the kid next door: 7:56

[@hamspam1531]

I can’t believe he still doesn’t wheelie… it’s been years he’s been playing😂

[@killerbee.860]

The day when he wheelies on straightaways will be the peak of mario kart wii

[@zacharyshearer1569]

This is like watching the Mario Kart equivalent of the New York Jets.

[@Armin00]

Some of these clips had me in tears bruh, the bad luck was insane 😭 So glad you’re back with MK Wii

[@brucelau2023]

18 minutes of pure nonstop ASF comedy from Poofesure

[@paradiseracer2437]

When you are drifting, as soon as you get the mini turbo, let the drift go and start another one right away. You'll blast the competition away. Also practice at holding the item behind you at all times, never waste defensive items. And learn when to best use mushrooms and other items. You also need to learn to *Wheelie*

[@frasixx7480]

Poofesure ur scream is so iconic I could recognize it with my eyes closed

[@EnyoTaiz]

I can’t believe he still never wheelies on the bike.

[@JustAPersonWhoComments]

Imagine if Mario Kart had a Blue Shell cup where the last player always gets the Blue Shell

[@Mabel_Able]

It’s always a good day when poof uploads a Mario kart vid

[@Durtle.]

This is actually true

[@htttpxxx]

fr

[@anais.tvlieh]

i swear poofesure never fails to make a person laugh

[@kingbrettpro]

The Blue Shells were Mario Kart Wii's way of telling Poof to get back to smashing things in anger, and of course he didn't obey.

[@DeltaBlazin]

Using a golden mushroom on ghost valley 2 is like trying to use a hammer to cut a cake.

[@cloudy_xDD]

I feel like eventually Poofesure might lose his mind playing Mario Kart Wii. As a side note, how on earth are your power cables failing? I’ve had the same power cable since I got my Wii in 2014. You have to be seriously unlucky with power cables.

[@grandmazambie]

Its a good day when poofesure plays mario kart wii

[@BarterRocket46]

"I'm probably gonna go straight from playing Mario Kart Wii to playing Mario Kart 8 Deluxe" - Poofesure after he swears to never play Mario Kart 8 Deluxe 2 videos ago

[@F.R.E.D.D2986]

I know that feeling honestly, I have sworn to never play Hoi4 like 8 or 9 different times, but each time I come back to play one more game

[@B0ssguy]

this was recorded before his 8dx video

[@izziethabusie]

I feel like poof should rank every Mario kart Wii course…

[@maxleyrae100]

It’s crazy how much nostalgia from my childhood lies within this specific version of Mario kart

[@lilfisheyy]

Poof inking himself was not on my 2023 bingo card

[@am.vyzify]

poofesure is actually so funny bro 😭😭

[@Mabel_Able]

Ong

[@toastking1649]

I don't think I have ever hit one of those bird things in all the hours I've logged playing MKW... just drive around them instead of turning directly into them.

[@SykoMuffin]

The only time I’ve ever hit them (besides getting hit by a shell and being stunned as they walk towards me) is when I’m using a mushroom or something and not paying attention to where I’m going/cutting too close to the wall in the final part.

[@isaacnorthrop3654]

it’s still astounding to me that someone can play so much of a game and be so bad

[@Kanata_Satou]

I agree with you,even though Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is the most complete game in the series,I still prefer Mario Kart Wii because of its mechanics and physics,not to mention I mostly play retro courses in 8 and barely touch the original tracks,meanwhile Mario Kart Wii I play both types frequently,finally Mario Kart 8 was VERY lackluster at launch,it had to add a ton of DLC to get where it is right now,Mario Kart Wii on the other hand was so complete since day one.

[@SykoMuffin]

And I prefer the music, animations, and voice acting in Wii. So I agree :3

[@Fosnsbfbfkfk]

I like how he calls them birds even though they have absolutely 0 wings

[@JUMPYCOOL]

Poof: I wanna get at least 1 star on every cup! Cataquack: I’m gonna end this man’s whole career!

[@RyanRapid]

12:00-12:25 was a series of bad luck 😂

[@rayanzaidi2793]

Suggestion to Poofesure: Stop keep using Beef Boss in your races, make him fatter to make him a heavyweight, or use a heavyweight character so you don’t keep getting pushed around by the other racers as much.

[@jacksonbourret7810]

2:08 Poofesure, you can throw shells at those birds!

[@clumzoninjo8205]

11:46 Wow. I never knew you could ink yourself.

[@lilsuz69]

7:56 he screams like the character does when he falls off the track lol

[@Chicky_Lumps]

It baffles me how he _still_ will literally home in on the ducks for 2 seconds and freak out as if he had no way to avoid them. I'm not even exaggerating that first lap he literally slowly arced towards the last duck with drone accuracy. 😭

[@LooGi902]

10:55 UHHHHHH POOF?!?!?!

[@lemonlime8949]

He is so based

[@lauren444]

Watching poof play Mario kart 8 deluxe and Mario kart Wii back to back gave me whiplash

[@mocmedia6179]

Dude don’t ever stop playing this game. It’s content gold

[@KNGexp]

At approximately 10:20, Poof did a common error of pointing the green shell at the target. He did not put enough lead.

[@bzk1]

Woah you enlightened me

[@TMemeMaster]

8:38 I died at this part

[@gboogie3257]

Welcome to real Mario Kart Wii game where you wanna try to win but the Blue Shell flies over and wants to come all over you and make you waste time and lose that 1st place Multiple and Multiple times I might add

[@eclairence]

This was peak comedy. Btw today during school we actually played Mario Kart Wii before break. It was insane lol

[@FoolHammerMTV]

10:55 PoOF sAy N wORd!!!

[@YourAverageMiitopiaFan]

I saw a blueshell on the thumbnail and I got flashbacks. Immediately clicked

[@MrBnsftrain]

A trick I've learned with the Wii power cables is to leave them unplugged for a bit, then plug the power cable in directly to a wall outlet with your Wii plugged into the other end. You may have to remove the console from your setup to do this like I did.

[@patrickboi]

Is it me or does it sound like poof said the n-word at 10:55

[@GerhardTreibheit]

It would be interesting content to see if you can still can get star rank after placing 5th in the 3rd race, but no, CAN'T HAVE THAT, WE RATHER STUBBORNLY RESET EVERY SECOND BANANA, BECAUSE THATS WHAT THE AUDIENCE WANTS TO SEE, AM I RIGHT? OF COURSE I AM, MY NAME IS BEEFBOSS

[@julieboruta]

@Poofesure you know you can just take a ds card go to your memory status and copy Mario Kart Wii to your ds card and do the same on your Wii U and past it and after that have all your continued data to keep playing on your Wii U.

[@pablosolermontanos641]

Wait until he finds out that you have to do this for every engine class

[@tomobrien6506]

when poof said “what i learned”, I completed the whole spongebob quote out loud before he said the whole thing 😂😂

[@javierkiman8302]

I would only drive on 50cc. As its a better pace. You can enjoy the course or tracking of the road and see everything on either side of the path much better than going faster. I love the running of Runescape and Kalonline and Animal Crossing on Gamecube.

[@julianvillarreal1450]

The blue shell! Poofesure never fails on making my day. He will always be one of the funniest KZbinrs ever.

[@samantha_the_artist]

those power cables just can’t handle poofs mario kart genius🫡

[@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names]

4:03 - Here come the giggles! From me, anyway...

[@Kingadolfoyt]

Beef Boss: (About to finish the race) Blue Shell: I'm about to ruin this whole man's career

[@WildestClipss]

I'm a simple man, when I see poof playing the OG Mario kart, I instantly like the vid

[@Zac-jo6vn]

poof remember to Wheelie

[@TitoBobbyFlash]

this game is haunted i swear.

[@QuinRaySquakamole]

Yo yo watch whatchu say at 10:55 my guy lmao

[@anthonynegron7971]

7:57 sounds like that one gunna song😂

[@pmLite_]

who’s gonna tell him that you _definitely_ don’t need 60 points for one star… you can even get 3 stars with 57 points. literally only need like 40 probably for 1 star if your times are decent

[@Thookah]

I swear to god, I thought you always needed 60 in order to even qualify for a star.

[@EngMadison]

"I dont know how to avoid that bird" ...stop driving directly into it?

[@BowlerScott]

Holy crap I somehow missed this when it came out and I feel like a kid on Christmas morning

[@jacksonbourret7810]

I really miss you playing Wii Party Board Game Island!

[@pika8045]

>Dislikes MK8D cuz the items are too chaotic >This entire video was him getting cheesed by items in MKWii

[@iwatit]

him playing mario kart wii keeps me sane, no matter how bad he is at it

[@NovaStorm93]

poofesure gets harrassed by birds for 7 minutes straight

[@deadmemez1446]

4:03 THAT IS SOOOOO FUNNY 7:29 famous last words

[@BangchanIsBestLeader.]

I’ve been waiting for another Mario kart video

[@Joshsvidio]

He needs to learn about hitting the accelerator after touching the ground when you fall off the map lol

[@anthonymarginean]

Had the same problem with my Wii. The cables like to build up static charge. Leave them unplugged from the wall when not in use and they’ll work no problem

[@jaredwilliams8786]

You never disappoint me Poofesure, keep it up man!

[@dikulaa]

Poof: just blew up *maniacle laughter* Cc: just blew [Music]

[@adamgasiorek3557]

Bro doesn’t know how the star ranks work. I tried this challenge, one star is super forgiving.