Zhuge liang Trolling Zhou yu

For once more zhuge liang trolls zhou yu....trololololoolll
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[@ivankaizer5388]

Meanwhile Zhuge Liang in the background : *Chitty chitty bam bam*

[@skykaje9688]

Bruhy

[@PitunghereTNOschizo100]

Nah man he just dabbing on the enemy because he literally trolling his opponent.

[@tipu._.9245]

Fax

[@kevinhanandi]

Yes

[@ybenax]

Zhuge Liang went eurobeats.

[@hailkingcerion800]

Kongming is the biggest troll, from mocking Zhou Yu, roasting Wang Lang, and gifting Sima Yi a woman's dress. Just lol.

[@wetyewruyrtsutrdhjfg]

Except that Sima Yi just wore it. "Oh you gave me a dress to incite me to attack? Thanks for the dress, it's very well fitting. By the way you might want to take better care of your health. Just saying."

[@yeeyee5057]

@@wetyewruyrtsutrdhjfg Zhuge Liang talking to Sima Yi in heaven and telling him, "By the way might want to check up on what your descendents are doing."

[@cgt3704]

Zhuge Liang is the god of Diss Tracks.

[@wetyewruyrtsutrdhjfg]

​@@yeeyee5057Err...what are they doing? I searched and couldn't find anything.

[@yeeyee5057]

@@wetyewruyrtsutrdhjfg basically his descendents, after ruling China for two generations, descendented into a brutal civil war. Where brothers killed each other in brutal ways, and ends with the Empire in such a horrible state that the "winner" of this conflict died of stress whilst the whole Northern China fell to the barbarians

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

*Me:* _marveling at the strategic genius of Zhuge Liang_ *In the Back of My Mind:* "Chan chan! Ai chiki chiki ban ban! Ai chiki chiki! Chan chan! Ai chiki chiki ban ban! Ai chuki chuki chuki ban ban! High chiki chiki ban ban!"

[@metaphoricallyalive8109]

Paripi Koumei!

[@SohanDsouza]

Having watched Chinese historical TV series regularly, it's hard not to come away with the impression that Chinese are physiologically prone to severe (sometimes explosive) internal bleeding when they get upset. 🤔

[@bingqizhou6339]

Yeah! I have been wondering how that feels since very young age. But I still haven't anyone had this issue in real life.

[@cheesemuffin8129]

He was shot by an arrow. That tends to cause bleeding.

[@renuoz]

@@cheesemuffin8129 yeah but it happens in lots of other occasions of just being upset lol (in the movies / tv shows)

[@Neo-jb2xd]

I think that it could be as the result of drinking wine. Or the type of wine (rice wine) they were drinking. (Besides zhu yo who got stabbed before)

[@dwarfie24]

And the japanese get explosive nosebleedings when they get exited ;)

[@dibaliklangit6023]

lol. Zhou Yu is the favorite troll subject for Zhuge Liang. as far as I remember Zhuge Liang troll him with song about his wife. in the end, Zhou Yu agree to fight Cao Cao at Chibi

[@winjiro106]

Best rival Zhou yu and zhuge liang

[@MrLolx2u]

That's not a troll. Well.. Sort of. You see, during that period, the actual beauty of the Late Han dynasty were Xiao Qiao and Da Qiao who were Zhou Yu and Sun Ce's wife respectively. Cao Cao has a knack to take people's wives as concubines and everybody knew if Wu fell, these women would be taken into Cao Cao's harem so to play a match against Zhou Yu's conscience, that would work by triggering him into being a coward for not even defending his wife and sister-in law when the war machine is already at his doorstep.

[@yeeyee5057]

He would've agreed to fight anyways. He and Sun Ce were childhood friends and wanted to test Zhu Ge Liang

[@cgt3704]

@@yeeyee5057 then he underestimated his opponent.

[@yeeyee5057]

@@cgt3704 well no. Zhou Yu knew full well how op Zhuge Liang was from the get go. The problem is that whenever he tries to get him killed Zhuge Liang always has a counter to him.

[@CoffeeSuccubus]

Zhuge Liang is the single most biggest troll in history. He invented a time machine specifically to get Edward Khil, invented the boombox and a universal mute button just specifically to go back to his time to troll Zhou Yu That's literal dedication

[@mobilegamingbacon8771]

I love how kongming trolls gongjin making him vomit blood and then said Master Zhou had a brilliant plan, it cost him the lady and troops to boot.

[@Owliare]

Wow, Dynasty Warriors is looking pretty realistic.

[@scathacha7790]

Chitty chitty bam bam

[@xuhnenfels0935]

😂

[@Aaadapro]

Lmao

[@smuggirl8541]

Oh god I think I'm falling love to you

[@Megumi_Bandicoot]

“Proper strategy can overcome any obstacle!”

[@khoinguyen5063]

Lmao

[@samyddf]

You again, god dammit just stop

[@aguyyes1]

If you haven’t watched the show just know it’s worth it for the cocky laughs alone.

[@animehunter3590]

1994 v is great specially cao cao

[@Eskeletor_210]

That laugh reminded me of Sima Yi from dynasty warriors

[@niyatirichhariya7303]

name of the show?

[@ZephyrTM101]

@@niyatirichhariya7303 Three Kingdoms from 2010

[@niyatirichhariya7303]

@@ZephyrTM101 thanks

[@louiscachet7681]

Lol, Zhuge Liang must have caused Zhou Yu to spit at least a few gallons of blood during the series

[@LOLMAN9538]

I guess we know where the phrase "A dead Zhuge scares a living Zhongda" comes from now...

[@snakeakamgssnake03]

I just love in the gasp from Zhou Yu's men at background when he can't handle Liu Bei's relationship with his Lord's sister 😂

[@jay9220]

If you have watches this drama, you must have noticed each battle was decided by tactical plan in advance. Fighting was just the follow-up action. Winning battle without fighting is the ultimate goal. 😆

[@agunglaksono3590]

Zhuge liang is batman in ancient china . With him could overcome almost everything

[@stevengreen9536]

Damn they trolled waaaay back then!? Wow seeing as how you had to get everything setup to do it.That took some dedication.😛

[@Venade_Velvet]

first victim of zhuge liang words

[@keithmugisha5205]

Man Zhou Yu kept hurting himself... The world isn't flat; we have mountains, plains, platoons etc. Ponds, streams, rivers, lakes, seas and oceans. Everything in its role is important to the next/other, none is greater than the other.. Just be yourself, & what's you or right for you will find its way to you. He was a lake arm wrestling an ocean, instead of feeding it.. hopefully he's premature death was a lesson to his children. Had he accepted himself sooner, Zhuge Liang might have been a very valuable ally to his people..

[@ThePnost84]

Zhuge Liang's official biography in Records of the Three Kingoms says Zhuge Liang weakness was situational strategy, and that he was actually more of a politics man. If Zhou Yu and Zhuge Liang had met on the field of battle in real life I think the outcome might have been different.

[@THESJS]

+Joost B. nah zhuge liang was a great strategist and politician the ony one who was even with him was sima yi and only if sima yi is defending and zhuge atacking

[@ThePnost84]

+KoreanClown He was good at planning perhaps, but I'm with the official history (written during the Three Kingdoms period, by a Shu-Han person) when it says he was weak at situational strategy.

[@sdh92588]

Don't fret. This person has only limited knowledge of the romanticized Three Kingdom period which sought to make Zhuge Liang more than the inept, failure he truly was. Zhou Yu was a tactical genius and far superior to Zhuge Liang. Read more about Zhuge Liang's failures here: the-archlich.tumblr.com/post/92945620562

[@HeirofGojira91]

wasn't it also STUPID enough for Zhuge Liang in reality and the 3 Kingdoms Novel when he ordered Ma Su to defend Jieting - considering Ma Su wasn't even well set to lead such battles ... when he SURELY could have just got Wang Ping to get the job done

[@kadjito4823]

what are the sources, this is just a blog of a guy that hates the sleeping dragon...

[@abhinavtripathi9678]

Three kingdoms is pretty awesome series.

[@zuzu091]

I love how almost killing a man is considered trolling

[@seeksix9612]

LMFAO

[@alexanderenrique3058]

Liu Bei: It's called we do a little trolling.

[@gergom.8310]

get trolled

[@DarkAdonisVyers]

It's like Twitter moralists saying that they are "sickened" by this. Enhance that toxicity that made them "sick" to make it lethal.

[@okami_eddy]

Trolled so hard, he nearly died

[@Vesper778]

Kongming is truly a tru gigachad of the Three Kingdoms

[@ConstantineJoseph]

Zhou Yu really was a hard driver. Campaigning on even with injuries sustained in battle. I am sure with such determination, he could have lead his troops to the ends of China

[@winjiro106]

Too bad zhuge liang is on his way

[@HolyknightVader999]

The Chinese Alexander.

[@YFYe-cr4ui]

@@winjiro106 misled by the novel?

[@nordicgaming5429]

@@HolyknightVader999 That’s Sun Ce actually.

[@nordicgaming5429]

Since he died quite early but still managed to conquer a large potion of the Jiangdong region in a short time, hence he was more worthy of the title the Chinese Alexander, than Zhou Yu, who died roughly 10 years later.

[@V3RTiGo7]

WTF HAHAHAHAHHA yes trolling is actually the best word to describe this part.

[@TyTyce12]

😁😂 I know Zhou Yu gets owned by Zhuge Liang in old and new series . However , some say it's not the cast in actual history . I really need to get my hands on a novel .

[@JayTee2985]

Zhuge Liang was the original troll He trolled Zhou Yu, Cao Cao, and Sima Yi pretty hard 😂

[@AChOhAnO]

LOOOL! Brilliant!

[@TheAceLewis]

Me, expecting just a clip from the show: 🙂 Me hearing the edited in song: 😂

[@SagaciousOwl]

Zhuge liang might sue him for stealing his song due to youtube copy right policies😂

[@Alexeiyeah]

I really lol'ed at this. Perfection.

[@pradyumn2692]

Wait.. What's that song in the end ? It spoiled all my ancient China vibes while watching this.

[@condorX2]

I have three questions for Zhuge Liang for opposing the idea of surrendering to Cao Cao. 1. How do you unify China without killing Sun Quan and stealing all his lands? 2. What's your reasons for prolonging this long and bloody civil war? 3. I'm from the future. I can tell you that you'll died on your Northern campaign, your only son and successor will also died by shredding to pieces. On the bright side, you'll be remembered from a fictional book call Romance of the Three Kingdoms through out the ages! Are you happy now?

[@MrTempoedoeloe]

You should make a compilation of; -Zhou Yu spitting blood -Zhou Yu saying he is going to kill ZL - ZL trolling everyone

[@pine9218]

Meanwhile, ya boy Kongming goes to the Future and make some good Tracks

[@rerako4755]

Zhuge Liang's weakness to me overall seemed to be countered by the people liu bei had gathered over the years. Fierce Generals who controlled the flow of battle, A leader who had the hearts of his servants and his people. Once they all passed away, it was up to time for when the Sleeping Dragon would rise to the heavens.

[@Comradcommodore]

From what I can gather it seems like Zhuge had a bad judge of character, but good strategies. You look at his defeats and they are directly ties with the people he used. Ma Su for instance defending that fricken hill

[@Megumi_Bandicoot]

Zhuge Liang suffered from nepotism. He antagonized people (Li Yan, Liu Feng), while overestimating others (Ma Su), leading to disastrous defeat. In military terms, Liu Bei was better, Fa Zheng was better, Zhang Fei was better, Ma Chao was better, and that’s only counting the people in Shu-Han.

[@huitjaitjioe6357]

@@Comradcommodore sounds like a skill issue

[@darkredfoxy1794]

​@@Megumi_Bandicootyeah He also ordered ma dai to kill wei yan what a bad decision

[@eddiewencortes3742]

he can do rap battle too hahaha

[@Red_Dead_Director]

im a white dude from midwestern US - I worship this show and every thing about it... this is the greatest story- forget show - just - thing - ive ever discovered in life --- I have much respect for ancient china - if you were to ask me if it was more interesting that Rome 5 years ago , no way - but now - oh hell yes... What can i read or watch next that will be as great as this? Ill watch it for the 5th time until someone lets me know! Love this!

[@abhayraj6390]

you know recently i am having these thoughts, roman empire led by Augustus vs Han empire with zhuge liang, cao cao liu bei, which empire do you think will win?

[@teatea4496]

Zhuge Liang too pro

[@V3RTiGo7]

Overpowered haha

[@catalinbostan3542]

I love that CA copied Zhou Yu looks from here and implemented them in their game. Zhou Yu from their game and this show's are identical. Both his splash art and his in game model,in the game I mean.

[@samyddf]

what episode is this?

[@thebloodwolf9906]

56

[@samyddf]

@@thebloodwolf9906 bruh...

[@saudagarnegeriseberang8137]

someone please tell me the title of this movie

[@hendrakho1710]

The Three Kingdoms (2010)

[@reubenkompa6783]

Kongming is the Ulysses of three kingdoms

[@user-sk7tm3ps1m]

Bad resemblance!! More like general Lee

[@ByzantineLoyalist]

Sima yi be like HA HA Ha take that Zhou yu

[@Mrbananas371]

Music name?

[@sugengreborn8595]

We do a little bit of tomfoolery

[@hedhehogsilver2996]

Ancien warriors lu feng

[@karlsmith6690]

LOL

[@cuonginhkien8942]

1:28 the music thou xD

[@tovarishchsimonov289]

Da du du!

[@coolmantay]

DADADOOOOH

[@Reacted1991]

Zhuge liang is the greatest troll

[@condorX2]

trololo ps. Why Zhou Yu fall for such easy scheme and why he attack Shu?

[@ThePnost84]

+condorX2 I doubt the real Zhou Yu would've done something so dumb. Just a Romance of the Three Kingdoms gimmick to show how great Zhuge is and that Zhou doesn't compare to him.

[@condorX2]

***** good point and well said mate

[@bravery2047]

Because this is fiction, not history. The Romance of The Three Kingdoms is a very popular novel which many dramas are based on. It is a novel which praises "Shu" and put Zhuge Liang at a pedestal at the expense of other characters like Zhou Yu.

[@tenzounick3726]

Because Shu kill steal Wu when they successfully drive Wei out from Province Jing, but Zhou Yu never expected Zhuge Liang have the cojognes to take it from them. Also, Zhuge Liang uses few trick to make Zhou Yu to attack Province Jing first.

[@goldenkid4167]

@@tenzounick3726 that's true. Without Zhuge Liang forming an alliance with Sun Quan. Cao Cao would be the victor at red cliffs.

[@aaronpadilla1337]

Trolololo..

[@technomage6736]

Lmao 😅

[@natn41r]

Zhou Yu should be beardless though. 'Cos he had a rep as a "pretty boy."

[@hwasiaqhan8923]

That “Pretty” and today’s “pretty” are different, pretty for men in ancient China means tall, masculine, good skin(light skin tones), beards and nice long hair.

[@teatea4496]

Lol

[@owenthailand]

one thing i dont like about romance of the three kingdoms is this thing. it make zhou yu look like a fool and bad person.

[@DeathKnight217]

owenthailand zhou yu is bad at admitting defeat. hes so arrogant.

[@owenthailand]

historically, he is not. he didn't lost the war with Cao Ren and didnt try to keep liu bie historically, he is a great general, great man and most loyal servant of Wu. the things you mention are base on romance of the three kingdoms which is Luo Guanzhong novel. this is why i type about one thing i dont like about this novel is how they make Zhou yu look like a jerk

[@DeathKnight217]

owenthailand i didnt mean to battle against cao ren. i meant his envious of zhuge liang and his strategical defeats(losing jing province)

[@owenthailand]

all of thing you mention s are never happen in history. Zhou yu personality and abilities have been change because of novel.

[@DoctorKillamassaLOGS]

off topi, as you seem to know your history.....what do you know of Lu Bu's death and do you like most think that he was just evil or mislead?

[@velybonita1914]

Cómo s llama la película

[@santogaming9606]

The Three Kingdoms (2010)

[@AK-lg8fj]

Why was Luo Guanzhong such a Shu-Han fanboy.

[@alantan9863]

He served Shu-Han. Those loyal to the Han court swear allegiance to Liu Bei.

[@golonawailus4312]

Alan Tan Luo Guanzhong is from Ming dynasty lol

[@williamylee]

@@alantan9863 You must be talking about Chen Shou, who is the author of the Records of the Three Kingdoms. Luan Guanzhong is almost 1100 years later.

[@HeirofGojira91]

SAY! IF ZHUGE LIANG COULD PISS OFF ZHOU YU to death in the novel AND in this scene he literally scolds Wang Lang to death ... why the hell didn't Liu Bei just send Zhuge Liang to have a 'NICE TALK' with Sun Quan or Sima Yi? Wouldn't that have solved alot of trouble even if it was a fictional novel?

[@billylukito5522]

maybe it will works with Sun Quan, but Sima Yi is no fool. their "nice talk" will become the hotest mixtape that litteraly gonna make both Wei, wu, and shu officer vomit blood.

[@HeirofGojira91]

billy lukito AH but didn't Sima Yi atleast in this series at times he never truly beat Zhuge Liang and even though he did counter at times - we can see at times where he's been nearly had by Zhuge Liang and at times I think when he was really worked up - he did try to get Zhuge Liang but one way or another Zhuge Liang managed to get him back ...

[@billylukito5522]

yeah, and the same happened in the novel. kongming never tell if Sima yi ever beat zhuge liang or not, and we can assume zhuge liang never get beaten by Sima yi. Sima yi only win in term of long live and health :D zhuge liang is overworked to dead and got sick.

[@HeirofGojira91]

billy lukito Ah but in reality and also in the novel Sima Yi tended to 'stay behind at home and defend' rather than openly attack Zhuge Liang on the frontlines at times and the advantage being in Wei territory = he didn't have to travel as far whereas Zhuge Liang kept attacking and attacking and attacking draining resources and draining himself

[@billylukito5522]

yep, you are right. the problem with zhuge liang is he never took enough rest, and shu is lacking in manpower.

[@twelve4682]

the author of the novel making the shu forces looks really good and other really bad. wtf man

[@moatezmoussi9751]

not really .. later he showed how shu's basics are so weak .. from lui bei's revenge, zhang fei's stupidity to guan yu's arrogance

[@twelve4682]

@@moatezmoussi9751 that is because in real history it recorded like that. but in real history it doesn't record that zhou yu got outplayed by zhuge liang so many times

[@moatezmoussi9751]

@@twelve4682 well maybe . i don't know the real history

[@Akkise]

Zhou Yu!!!!!

[@doomphus]

Guys you gotta remember, in reality, Zhou Yu was *leagues* above Zhuge Liang

[@sabgh9268]

hello im Arabic. boy ilove three kingdoms

[@hahdanghongha7810]

Zhou Yu in real life is a real hero of the South. he achieved the biggest win in battles against Cao Cao and Nothern forces that s why the Northetn Novelist loved to create bad stories about him Kongming was a child at that time and had 0 achievement, he only got something after the real Liu Bei died in building. In war Kongming was a wimp . His son was a wimp.

[@robloxmoderationbelike838]

Wow live action waver

[@MrPoliceW]

in reality zhou yu: who the fuck is zhuge liang.

[@MukuonChannel]

Great! Now try that on Sima Yi---oh wait! You can't. You died before you two even faced each other.

[@PitunghereTNOschizo100]

Nah Sima Yi was predicted and plan to attack the rest of his army and him (Kong Ming a.k.a Zhuge Liang), but he (Sima Yi) gets trolled because some army Shu with a war wagon when inside was decoy statue with a model like a real Zhuge Liang. So Sima Yi decides to fall back to his camp, and after so long in the army's camp, he hears from his general if he died so he tries attacks but all he does was useless because every man in the Shu (Han) faction was flees. So Sima Yi gets trolled for the last meet Zhuge Liang in war. (This story is still in random confirm because the legend story is a legend story).

[@alvintsang202]

Zhuge Liang is so overrated and Zhou Yu so underrated. All because of the damn novel. In reality (real history), Zhuge Liang knows nothing about war. He is just a plain politician. Zhou Yu is a much better in war. And Zhuge Liang never faced Zhou Yu in real history. The novel supports Shu and wants to overrate Shu's people like Zhuge Liang and Guan Yu. I am so disappointed because they are underrated and creating bad images for other heros as well, especially Cao Cao and Zhou Yu.

[@noriakikakyoin6557]

Alvin Tsang im living in zhugeliang's shoe state. glory to zhugeliang! some sources claim that he is still trolling zhouyu up to this day

[@monsterteam4360]

Alvin Tsang Haha that means you know nothing about Kongming. He is the one who created the Longzhong plan

[@natanfk2]

Who cares about history, the novel is much better anyway

[@Megumi_Bandicoot]

The novel didn’t overrate Shu, it only overrated Zhuge Liang and Guan Yu from that kingdom. The real life Liu Bei, Fa Zheng and Wei Yan would be disgusted by how they were portrayed in the novel. Sima Yi himself was overrated by the novel, making him a rival of Zhuge Liang, but in history the real rival of Zhuge Liang was Cao Zhen, who did _far_ more against Shu than Sima Yi did. “Cao Cao” and “hero” should never be used in a sentence together in a serious conversation.

[@AnimefanX2]

Cao Ang I wish to learn more about the real history, do you or anyone who wants to answer recommend any specific source? Also is there a series with a better “more historical” adaptation ? Is it 1994 ? I don’t know the full name but someone mentioned it.

[@Linogewillkillallofy]

????????????????????????????????????????????????? Something is wrong with you

[@thelichking9070]

Zhuge Liang: "Outfought and outtought"