How It's Made - Turbomotors

Satisfactory is a game where you occupy a splintered reality, where the light has faded, and souls drift apart. Long ago in the dawn of time, at the birth of light, four beings were granted great power and seized control of the world. Over time their power and the light faded, and mankind was beset by an undead curse. Journey now, to relight the flames. No wait, that's Dark Souls. Satisfactory is about conveyor belts.
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[@darthpi1337]

"Thanks to proper procedures and safety protocols, only 92% of the nearby ecosystem has been compromised." That is the best sentence I have heard so far this year.

[@Littleblueneon]

That line for me too! That and the one about harmless mist that was dyed black for cosmetic

[@ashurtl96]

"Harmless Mist is then ejected into the atmosphere." Uh-huh.

[@Woodyhlr]

In the case of the nuclear it really is harmless steam

[@alexnoman1498]

The steam is not the dangerous part here, it never even went by the fuel rods since there's a separate closed circuit for that. It might have some effect in the local microclimate. It might have aesthetic effects. But steam is not the thing to focus on with nuclear power. It's risk and waste.

[@ashurtl96]

@@alexnoman1498 The funny part about it is that this line is used twice. Once in reference to the coal generators, and once in reference to the nuclear generators. The followup line of "It has been dyed black for aesthetic purposes." really seals the deal lmao

[@Icebadger]

This really does capture the energy of a god tier shitpost and the feel of the original How It's Made show. Well done.

[@Xahnel]

Ah yes, my favorite ores: harrypotterite, itsgamenite, and michigan

[@JacobAlford95]

"Although appearing intentional, this gap, being the exact size and shape to allow passage of the endangered species, is pure coincidence."

[@maxdsterling]

"...an acceptable levels of casualties." Insert "some of you may die" meme Poor slugs. They served Z well. o7

[@eliavrad2845]

This raises the question: is this better or worse than having "more than acceptable level of casualties"?

[@Trinistrarium]

A better question is whether acceptable level is a maximum or a minimum level of casualties

[@aremok7489]

"By fire be purged" best part. Good old Raggy

[@ICountFrom0]

Here's the thing. The entire video series could have been JUST the setup for this. Or maybe it wasn't. We will never know.

[@AkiSan0]

we still dont know if we are currently in the correct timeline or multiverse... or multitimeverseline..

[@OfficialMaxBox]

Brilliant video with a mortifying ending. But seriously, nice.

[@puritan7473]

Lol that ending though!!! - He nailed the style, I am sure he made those films about manufacturing in the middle of the 1900's!

[@_.-.]

Don't you have Team Fortress 2 servers to ruin fun at?

[@thewishingpig]

Motorfying

[@puritan7473]

@@_.-. ??? I Played a total of 8.7 hrs over a year ago so not sure what you are talking about????

[@_.-.]

@@puritan7473 Dude I'm obviously talking to OP. Don't you know how comments work?

[@AkiSan0]

Can someone already give Zisteau his oscar?

[@someonegg7363]

They should add it to his game key, so he could by it for tickets.

[@LuxOffertor]

"acceptable casualties" "by fire be purged" "92% of the ecosystem is compromised" "the trash" Z, killing me with these unexpected lines. Bravo on your series, man. Gave me quite a bit of laughs.

[@markrobison5199]

The wait was worth it, if only just to hear Z say "by fire, be purged" at 11:13 God I'm dizzy from laughing now

[@asteranx]

"The immense heat is heated immensely by the heat, increasing its immenseness hotly."

[@FreeBoulders]

7:35 “which was built with an acceptable level of casualties.”

[@FreeBoulders]

10:49 the mining drills are drilling up the ore known as Michigan

[@johndoriansmith]

If only this video was actually in 4:3 aspect ratio so I could watch it on my old CRT monitor

[@echo_9835]

All that effort, all that time, all those slugs and split personalities. All that for a 15 minute shitpost. This may be your most high effort video/shitpost ever. I love it. Thanks Z

[@spectacularbear]

videos like this are why I'm still subscribed after all these years. 💕

[@Tobiassaufus]

5:00 got me. Ok, the -ites where even better xD

[@TheDailyDrew]

So nice of SethBling to help narrate this episode :)

[@Caelum23]

"bauxite, cinnabar, wolframite, michigan, itsgamenite, illmanite..." As a geoscience student watching this I was laughing my ass off!! 10/10

[@AdmiralSenn]

I was already giggling, but "Michigan" broke me. I don't know if this is the end or not, but what a perfect summation of this series. Fantastic.

[@Blazagg]

I know it takes an incredible amount of work and time to make these videos, but honestly it's all worth it.

[@M0torsagmannen]

11:00 im almost completely certain those aren't all legitimate minerals.

[@roaringdragon2628]

"Itsgamenite"

[@gamingjoe5414]

Harrypotternite

[@JubioHDX]

michigan

[@joew1237]

10:53 And the called it a mine. A MINE!

[@kabelor56]

That's got to be the best episode of How it's Made I've ever seen.

[@JacobAlford95]

It's a work of art, pure beauty

[@bevilr]

The genius of this entire series is stunning

[@juriaanromkes7558]

Thanks to proper procedures and safety protocols only 92% of the nearby ecosystem has been compromised

[@lemmhmg-heavymetalgaming8855]

This is epic. Amazing job, Zisteau!

[@TheKameleonMati]

A true masterpiece! Shame I can only give you one like, cause I would love to give one thousand and one It gave proper "How it's made" feel but with a twist of Cave Johnson madness with that "acceptable level of casualties" and "compromising only 92% of local environment" Keep the godly work up man!

[@ChibiCloud0921]

This should be a promotional video it’s incredible

[@locutos8397]

this.. was beautiful

[@Flashiny]

This is a masterpiece. Certainly one of your finest works.

[@puritan7473]

I'm sure I saw the earlier film you did ... about the manufacture of tanks in WW2! seriously, awesome job, you nailed it!

[@tenebraebr]

Perfect. Just like those old informational videos. Too good.

[@buttecake]

Just wrapped up watching this series, absolutely amazing pacing, timing, editing, acting. I cannot fathom the amount of effort that you put into this. But it was all worth it for that view. Speaking about the series as a whole not just this episode.

[@SpyderPan]

The whole video is amazing. I loved it

[@RickClark58]

I remember seeing this film at the 1962 World's Fair in Seattle. What a blast from the past.

[@brendamarshall8412]

Thank you Z. Your amazing build had me in tears. And the narration was awesome. Happy April First.

[@emmettbradshaw]

Yet another stroke of genius from Zisteau.

[@Gfbackflip]

All praise to zisteau for all the hard work put into this project. Go take a nap now.

[@lunalovecraft9814]

I didn't know I needed this

[@laurencem2327]

I can't imagine how many hours this took you Z! Simply amazing to watch, Perfectly catching the atmosphere of the cold war era US/DOE videos. WELL DONE SIR!

[@MaxQuagliotto]

This series was a masterpiece! Great work Zisteau!

[@harleyt-l8977]

i unironically enjoy how it's made style documentaries, so this is heaven

[@memegohere_brr]

Amazing video, and amazing series. The entirety of what you've set up here is a masterpiece. And I'm going to go pour one out for your factory when update 4 goes live.

[@Albert-yu1cg]

4:00 "a different form of electricity is being generated"

[@Nextempus]

I have thoroughly enjoyed the creativity of this series!

[@Ultor_]

This was absolutely amazing. Not at all what I was expecting.

[@hesgrant]

So many hilarious lines in this, well done

[@vashm87]

What a thrilling proccess to observe, trully phenomenal!

[@TheBTrain1713]

Z you had me howlingggg. Thank you, as always, for the amazing entertainment!!

[@mrano2529]

This should be an official trailer for Satisfactory.

[@Sunflowerthe8th]

It’s scary how realistic this is

[@Aitkey]

Now this is how you do April 1st. Thanks Z

[@TraumaQueen65]

You're a goddang genius, Zed. This was a great series and I'm glad I was able to binge-watch it all

[@theral056]

BY FIRE BE PURGED! Oh that one got me laughing so much lol Thanks so much for another exquisite experience! Your videos are truly like a box chocolates, you never know what's inside. But it's all yummy anyway. I'm hoping this is just you warming up to go full aperture-science in the next video, as Cave Johnson's brother or such. You were really edging on it, with "acceptable casualties" and other such little things :) SUPERB VIDEO!

[@mezzojd]

This was genius.

[@paulohsa22]

this video made me realize that I'd watch a 3h long documentary about Satisfactory recipes.

[@jdocgaming474]

Man, I sure hope Z will post the save file to this world somewhere. I would love to run around his masterpiece and gawk at the sheer insanity and brilliance of his builds.

[@harrybudgeiv349]

I love this. It feels just like the "how it's made" show

[@Great_Wall_of_Text]

Thank you Zisteau. This was the first episode I watched in this series. I don't see how any of the rest of it could be better. Very well done. Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to go watch all your Long Dark videos again. I've put 2000 hours into The Long Dark. I have all the achievements, and I'm still impressed by your mastery of the mechanics : )

[@smithjes21]

You are by far the most dedicated maker of pure art on this platform. By a landslide. The sheer amount of work for a video is astonishing. You amaze me every time. I hope you get as much satisfaction out of this as we get to enjoy it. Please keep playing games in ways I can only dream of.

[@johnberkers434]

Absolute masterpiece!! Love it!

[@dontbringatowel]

Such a satisfying end to a wonderful series. Looking forward to whatever the future holds for you!

[@alexanderdemont1104]

I personally think this is the best ending to any video series ever. Congratulations on finally getting your nut

[@GunGryphon]

The train track was built with an acceptable numbers of casualties. Clearing that uranium cave on the other hand...

[@ShinzoSin]

Great stuff! I love attention to detail like 4:3 screen ratio and filter to make that retro look. Masterpiece.

[@chrisjensen267]

Amazing as always :P It was always my favorite show to watch as a kid.

[@SynthfactoryCH]

Wow, there's just too much to quote from this. Gotta Love the one and only Zedsteau.

[@Tringard]

This is definitely one of my favorite series from you. Great episode

[@julianolima3500]

Now this is a highly educational video.

[@raspaccio]

What a masterpiece of Zisteonian content!

[@integraacer420]

Zisteau you had me laughing soo hard. I used to watch how its made on the regular. Omg that was great 👍😄👏

[@KrimsonStorm]

I don't know why, but the resource "Michigan" got me good.

[@irgyn]

you know this video is important to Zisteau, because he didn't only use royalty free music.

[@przerwap]

Beautiful work Z

[@Chyllstorm]

Can't believe I stumbled upon this in 2021. We had to watch this back in high school in the late 80s in AP Future Robotics and Logistics on Alien Worlds class.

[@al-asadi]

What a masterpiece, well done that was beautiful.

[@turboa2432]

Loved this style of presentation. Genius !

[@ocelot.the.great.48]

Evening is gonna be great! :) Thank you Z!

[@APocketMonster]

I find this way funnier than this should be. Mainly because I actually enjoyed that show when I watched it years ago xD

[@misterdeedeedee]

11:00 you got almost all of them, including itsgamenite which most dont realize is used in the process, but you forgot about goodnite, gazuntite and knightnite

[@bjornstar]

He was supposed to add unobtanium, but he couldn't find any.

[@xman6574839]

This comment straight up murdered me. Do it again.

[@syb3r_yt]

So much pleasure watching this video. Great job!

[@becausereasons8507]

Love the satirical nature of this video.

[@d.kennyfrank3144]

I know how much time u invested, the result is immense. Love what u did in this series!

[@ouzoloves]

Thank you

[@alexnoman1498]

We need more documentaries throwing in fitting WH40K quotes with a straight face xD

[@Tobiassaufus]

Yes, Brother

[@edkarialetoilazuree]

I really love the production value of your stuff. Keep it up. If you're looking for something to play next, try a game called Autonauts. You program robots through simple means to automate everything.

[@buxxypooh8381]

that is one way of doing a base tour, indeed

[@FerutElCampeador]

You should be paid for this video, it convinced me to play the game!

[@RupertAndCheese]

You are an incredible creative mind. Also a complete nutcase.

[@irishmigit]

The listing of all of the ores had me dying. This was such a well done video Zisteau!

[@Vicioussama]

I love "its-game-nite" ;)

[@necroasnight]

Beautiful work, Z.

[@Poison6333]

Ah yes, my quarterly reminder of why I've been supporting Z on Patreon for years. Great vid Z. Keep it up

[@hhurtez]

a great many thanks! This is one of you best and the reason i watch.

[@jayschauer1347]

This video is so relaxing and puts me to sleep

[@TECHN01200]

I just realized 2 weeks after originally watching the video that you took inspiration from the TV show, How It's Made...