One time Zlatan missed 2 days of school, we now call that the weekend
@aissamo93213 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@JLuxyous3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@timothyokideny56933 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@akreal-on-air6893 ай бұрын
Jokes on you.
@ouzermatresetepenre10253 ай бұрын
This one is the best ❤😂
@herikacastro12315 ай бұрын
When zlatan turn 18 he’s parents move out of the house lol
@Monks156534 ай бұрын
True
@zsh0104 ай бұрын
That’s good
@simonmuliap79734 ай бұрын
*his
@thetigerofficial54Size4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😅 stop stop stop I can’t I can’t stop laughing pls 😢😢😢
@robig96174 ай бұрын
Thats basically true. He could have told them to leave because he was paying everything at that time.😂😂
@mohameda79414 ай бұрын
If Zlatan looks himself in the mirror, there's no reflection. Because there's only one Zlatan.
@Iko_onthedl4 ай бұрын
needs upvotes xD
@artashesasoyan62724 ай бұрын
Very unrated comment! 👌
@adrianhriban20824 ай бұрын
Good one bro
@17Dragons4 ай бұрын
This comment requires sense to appreciate 😂
@sanjaylawson65564 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@giomal56254 ай бұрын
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the phone...He found a missed call from Zlatan..
@1jackal14 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@alaromukhtar21274 ай бұрын
No be lie 😂😂
@Xhaka_044 ай бұрын
He didn’t invent the telephone, the idea was stolen
@NinjaSlothKingz4 ай бұрын
@@Xhaka_04thats exactly what he is saying. Stollen from Zlatan
@davide77084 ай бұрын
This was a good one
@Etch-on4oi3 ай бұрын
Zlatan, the type of guy to wheelie a unicycle
@astiua81003 ай бұрын
Bro just takes off
@alektmg6293 ай бұрын
When Zaltan was born, he slapped the doctors for not crying 😂
@EA7corleone3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@خالدابويونس-ع7ص3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@eccentreak3 ай бұрын
THis is crazy funny
@davidpham10102 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ded
@ElijahCollins-mt3sm2 ай бұрын
💀💀💀💀
@JakajBsjskba5 ай бұрын
When Zlatan takes a loan from the bank the bank owes zlatan
@Yaqoubam4 ай бұрын
LOOOOL, THE FKING BANK PAYS HIM BACK!!!, Im crying.
@kostya295044 ай бұрын
Knee Slapper
@vukperisic1-2504 ай бұрын
No man,the bank takes the loan from zlatan
@sebsmithhklie4 ай бұрын
@@vukperisic1-250 Yeah that makes more sense
@neekuqeeku94094 ай бұрын
The bank makes monthly payments to him
@Class_clown1026 ай бұрын
When Zlatan made a spelling mistake, the dictionary got updated
@Irongoat-gn5gk4 ай бұрын
🤣 lmao
@feroznaidoo44604 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 killer
@Wybrion-1234 ай бұрын
Lol that's a new one 😂
@zsh0104 ай бұрын
See I like these original ones 😂
@NatanRest4 ай бұрын
Zlatan don't make mistakes.
@Kingsley-Shelby4 ай бұрын
When Zlatan stands with bodyguards, bodyguards feel safe
@horsedbouh36414 ай бұрын
You copied my comment 😂
@Migheloelo474 ай бұрын
When Zlatan stopped writing in school,recess was invented
@dolwintchad94 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@beatzymind11424 ай бұрын
It's true....he doesn't hv bodyguards when he goes out in public
@Keskiya-zi1dg4 ай бұрын
coz no one will try to approach that miserable guy
@nevil68333 ай бұрын
Death once had a near Zlatan experience.
@eccentreak3 ай бұрын
This is Good
@friedpizza2622 ай бұрын
bruh that's deep
@matte.b13372 ай бұрын
💀
@Profezzional_HaterАй бұрын
genius
@pi_inventive4 ай бұрын
When Zlatan learnt to speak, people called it a language
@SerrannSam5 ай бұрын
If zlatan comes to your house, you’re the guest.
@Brennan.myers74 ай бұрын
He owns the house now.
@thetigerofficial54Size4 ай бұрын
Nah he own city 😂
@dazo86714 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Inficxty_XD4 ай бұрын
no house comes to zlatan
@Lxufozfuofuzfuz4 ай бұрын
👍
@MohabZan25 ай бұрын
Zlatan once gave his mother a present, Now we call it Mother's Day
@polishpat954 ай бұрын
How...
@Yzn_Spooky4 ай бұрын
Underrated😂
@yvalentino__s4 ай бұрын
😂
@zxenon_4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@leonrhule66234 ай бұрын
So dumb lol
@rachelkettle93044 ай бұрын
Zlatan makes onions cry
@t_tkuro4 ай бұрын
Golden comment 😂
@ImaOil4 ай бұрын
Underrated
@paulushi29664 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 you won
@АскарКалдыбаев-д3щ4 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@natty-surini-92973 ай бұрын
killer one😂😂😂😂
@rhodes1504 ай бұрын
When the Grim Reaper met Zlatan, Zlatan said, "You're next."
@Demon_P2WАй бұрын
Bro Danm underrated as hell fr
@mattongh3 ай бұрын
Henry: "He is not on the wall" Zlatan: "i am the wall"
@facteffect36254 ай бұрын
When Zlatan smokes, the weed gets high
@drpanas3 ай бұрын
😂😂
@hollywooddp19863 ай бұрын
Ahahahahaha
@Son-of-Krypton3 ай бұрын
Dude 😂😂
@ariffwafiq98143 ай бұрын
And the likes of this comment is 420 at the moment.. let's keep it that way 😂
@PUNISHER-yt8wd3 ай бұрын
More like weed smokes Zlatan to get high
@miguelamaral96424 ай бұрын
When Zlatan goes to therapy, his therapist asks for advice
@johnrosa88274 ай бұрын
U ok bro ? 😢😂
@sido64224 ай бұрын
Zlatan would not go to therapy, therapy needs him!
@mxee.4 ай бұрын
How did you think of this 🤣🤣🤣
@ELEKo.O3 ай бұрын
XD hahahahaha
@lemonlime43564 ай бұрын
Zlatan is the guy who can pause in online game
@arusu64784 ай бұрын
Facts 😂
@JohanFelixPurba3 ай бұрын
i can pause in Dota 2 lol.... u need to think further ... or maybe study further
@kidronpachuau253 ай бұрын
For a limited time period ok lol
@fationmuhollari97683 ай бұрын
@@JohanFelixPurbaWe're talking about truly competitive games here
@JohanFelixPurba3 ай бұрын
@@fationmuhollari9768 shut up you don't know nothing... You can't even read....
@dipanjan_ray794 ай бұрын
When Zaltan calls someone , their phone shows only one option - "Recive the call"☠️💀
@santanu-fr2 ай бұрын
Bro that's gangsta
@Demon_P2WАй бұрын
Truly underrated fr
@AyubHassan0720 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@1hazsz3 ай бұрын
When Zlatan needs to get somewhere, Google Maps asks for directions
@Ra-_- Жыл бұрын
Ok but can we talk about how wholesome Zlatans smile is😅😂
@balkanrules2465 ай бұрын
He's playing a character dude himself is a gem
@timuxmess5 ай бұрын
He knows henry's level
@WinistonPark4 ай бұрын
He still not well 😢
@randomhooman19524 ай бұрын
@@balkanrules246that's so true
@johnrockyryan4 ай бұрын
@@balkanrules246 true asf I believe bro behind the scenes is a kind and humble guy he just needs to have that "I am a God" mentality to be the best and for years he was consistently top 5 or 3 in the world
@ShushShush-fz8ee Жыл бұрын
When Zlatan was born, he named his dad 🦁
@avyuktbansal3740 Жыл бұрын
Yep
@xaricden_futbol Жыл бұрын
😃😃😃😃😃😃😃👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@johannessvensson6857 Жыл бұрын
When Zlatan was born , He slapped the doctor for waking him up.
@shahadathossain1921 Жыл бұрын
@FBIofficial2WTf
@Gb10m Жыл бұрын
@FBIofficial2tf
@jellycrate17609 ай бұрын
When Zlatan sleeps, his bed gains energy.
@Spenser4385 ай бұрын
Good one😂
@thetigerofficial54Size4 ай бұрын
OHHH H My word 😂😂9/10
@Sexy_Diana4 ай бұрын
Ok, I smiled to this 😅
@mryordanov3 ай бұрын
Looool
@lordsina68292 ай бұрын
Ohhh bro I made ur comment go from 1.1k to 1.2k
@Safeen0902 ай бұрын
When Zlatan went to college, college payed Zlatan to go to their school.
@pratyusdutta62533 ай бұрын
Zlatan can slam revolving doors
@AyubHassan0720 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@C482H37S4 ай бұрын
Neil Armstrong : When I landed on the moon, there were already footprints
@KingFisherFX3 ай бұрын
"He has been here before"😂😂
@davidlelyukh36903 ай бұрын
NASA discovered circle prints, similar to cleats…
@mno.2theG3 ай бұрын
@@davidlelyukh3690 maybe zlatan was doing some scorpion kicks in zero gravity
@lonelyprincess48918 күн бұрын
you nailed it
@tagrider14084 ай бұрын
When Zlatan came late at school, teacher used to say sorry for starting too early
@noisygaming42614 ай бұрын
You got it 😂😂
@montyblunt4 ай бұрын
literally me 😎
@platinumhawkgaming32034 ай бұрын
Hello there Obi-wan
@adrianhenry474 ай бұрын
When Zlatan took his driving test, the instructor passed! 😂😂
@hi-ju1zm3 ай бұрын
Ruined it
@Waaauus.673 ай бұрын
@@hi-ju1zmcry
@eccentreak3 ай бұрын
LOL
@clumsyboydaily3 ай бұрын
When neil landed on the moon Zlatan was already there shooting his video
@BrysonWright-z2n3 ай бұрын
Zlatan doesn't need recognition, recognition needs Zlatan.
@HedrUsh215 ай бұрын
When Zlatan went to college his dad became man of the house
@countryroadsofficial74 ай бұрын
Your not God , better repent
@Zuekaii4 ай бұрын
ngl haven't heard that one before
@mariogaeta89114 ай бұрын
@@countryroadsofficial7you’re* and God is a fairytale
@shadrachmathias33193 ай бұрын
Underated comment fr😂😂❤
@samnohh9 ай бұрын
Zlatan was born with 8 balls, he kept 2 and the other 6 are now known as infinity stones
@Jadedsandwich655 ай бұрын
Umderatted
@thabosthibonkosi5 ай бұрын
That's a bar
@ElFahmi985 ай бұрын
hahahah
@thetrenchestv88225 ай бұрын
Wow🥶
@Naija_baba5 ай бұрын
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏😂😂😂
@anubhavsingh78034 ай бұрын
When zlatan went to school, school got educated
@AfghanBoy703 ай бұрын
When Zlatan pees in the toilet the toilets flushes itself
@gohkr50622 ай бұрын
??wut
@Mrdelpiero3 ай бұрын
When Zlatan farts, a new designer perfume comes out.
@iidsalah19892 ай бұрын
weird comment wtf loool
@RayWasHere2 ай бұрын
Lmaoo
@four-twenty420519 күн бұрын
@@iidsalah1989Hahahahaha your comment made it even funnier
@taalibadams260710 ай бұрын
When Zlatan reads a book...the book gains knowledge
@ndeyefatoucisse37267 ай бұрын
Damn
@AlejandroSanchez-pl6jw6 ай бұрын
That’s a new one
@mrmz38025 ай бұрын
@@AlejandroSanchez-pl6jw nope.. you are just too late
@SHEIKH-zm6zr5 ай бұрын
fr
@warrengomez674 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@soorajta19829 ай бұрын
Once Zlatan took a break while playing, and later it known as 'Half Time'
@naxhielaci15574 ай бұрын
👏👏👏😂
@miguelamaral96424 ай бұрын
When Zlatan goes to the movies, the movies watch him
@bolt32244 ай бұрын
Yep ..bcoz he's sleeping😅
@calebyoung70444 ай бұрын
Not that good do better
@YSG_creations3 ай бұрын
zeletan is typa guy to call 911 and say what is your emergency 😂
@22Jan.4 ай бұрын
Once Zlatan was absent in school Now that day is known as Sunday
@playmaka893 ай бұрын
Wild😂😂😂😂
@a2j5444 ай бұрын
When Zlatan sleeps the sun goes down
@Dusadof4 ай бұрын
underrated
@cocobob60254 ай бұрын
Lmao 😂
@MRPREDICTION214 ай бұрын
THIS IS HEAVYWEIGHT BRO! U WIN!
@Chad_El-Ayoubi4 ай бұрын
2 million years ago Zlatan smiled, that is now known as happiness.
@calebyoung70444 ай бұрын
Not funny I bet in your head u thought this was a good joke it wasn’t do better
@zeroamvsTOP4 ай бұрын
Lmao 😂
@abdullahihassan57184 ай бұрын
@@calebyoung7044sad life you must be living 😂😂
@AkbaraliQ4 ай бұрын
That was insane 😂
@Chad_El-Ayoubi3 ай бұрын
@@calebyoung7044 get a life.
@Cod894 Жыл бұрын
Zlatan doesn't need to be on the wall, the wall needs zlatan
@igorflatscher35295 ай бұрын
The best comment! You have Zlatan way of thinking! 😂😂
@victornweze73345 ай бұрын
Thinking like zlatan😂
@teewhy60694 ай бұрын
Zlatan doesn't need a Wife or Women, he has you guys😂😂
@uraszz4 ай бұрын
I wanted to like but you're at 666 so I'll just leave a comment
@igorflatscher35294 ай бұрын
@@uraszz I understand, I wouldn't like it either! 🤣
@ElijahCollins-mt3sm2 ай бұрын
Zlantan knows Cleopatra's body count.💀💀💀💀
@AyubHassan0720 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@menlikefornineteeqa2 ай бұрын
When zlatan parents get nightmares they go to his room
@Jaskirat47114 ай бұрын
When Zlatan looks at the sun, it puts on sunglasses.
@RS-mu5cy2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@ΙάκωβοςΜποροβίλος4 ай бұрын
When Zlatan sneezes,you become the blessed one.
@playmaka893 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@lazartazer9 ай бұрын
When zlatan was born he congratulated his parents 😂
@SLAYER-nm5zw7 ай бұрын
😂
@victornweze73345 ай бұрын
😂
@vukforest2235 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Trekz864 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@hraah4 ай бұрын
Congratulations it's a baby lion
@EliteWalkThroughs4 ай бұрын
When Zlatan asks a woman to dinner, she pays.
@navinrangar26263 ай бұрын
Zlatan aint need confidence; confidence needs him.
@essempio4 ай бұрын
When Zlatan enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on. He turns the dark off.
@MRPREDICTION214 ай бұрын
what are u smoking bro?
@sarvariskandarov4 ай бұрын
@@MRPREDICTION21heroinee
@minhamzaffar64134 ай бұрын
That was a good one thou
@trebuie_sa-sti_adevarul.4 ай бұрын
@@sarvariskandarovZlatanee*
@berkhimself4 ай бұрын
@@MRPREDICTION21herobrine
@johannessvensson6857 Жыл бұрын
When Zlatan was born , He slapped the doctor for waking him up.
@gammog-magnum500810 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂Repeat this statement, oh my word 😂😂
@amzgunnerz4life18910 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@woklong100yearsago57 ай бұрын
Lmao... This is the 1st time i heard zlatan's memes like this one
@lutfihadi88035 ай бұрын
😂
@teewhy60694 ай бұрын
When Zlatan was born he Slapped you for being on his Balls😂😂
@muhammadali16019 ай бұрын
When Zlatan was 10 he used to drive his dad to school 🦁
@Trekz864 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@sajjyrics7204 ай бұрын
😂
@KornelNitecki3 ай бұрын
When zlatan was born. People started counting years
@alphajerry26333 ай бұрын
when zlatan plays football, the goalpost comes to him
@miguelamaral96424 ай бұрын
When Zlatan goes to the zoo, the animals give him food
@zahidurrahman66243 ай бұрын
Savage 😂
@lokoloki7009 ай бұрын
When Zlatan lifting weights, the plates take a rest between sets.
@CyczEntertainment9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@ajuranproductions9 ай бұрын
Best one😂
@miamitten11235 ай бұрын
That’s a good
@rbriant96056 ай бұрын
One day, Zlatan forgot to came to work, now we call that day Sunday
@Sinfjotil6 ай бұрын
BOI! Made my Day!
@victornweze73345 ай бұрын
Brooooo!!!!!😂
@planocoffeeshop5 ай бұрын
If only zlatan never go to work in Monday😢
@vukforest2235 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@BrunoPereira-qi2wu4 ай бұрын
Lol thats a great comment
@battlingjack74 ай бұрын
Zlatan is the reason they invented the nets on the posts
@VJ5923 ай бұрын
Zlatan asks Hulk Hogan "what you gonna do brotha"
@myownlilbubble9 ай бұрын
I feel like Henry understood Zlatan's humour as he is of the same wavelength😂😂😂
@kidukuhkupang5 ай бұрын
Agreee... Great players, stays in the same frequency..
@jimjones32874 ай бұрын
stop it, we all understand his humor that's why the comments are filled with Zlatanesque jokes.
@Iko_onthedl4 ай бұрын
oh okey well i very much doubt mohameda7941, jellycrate1760 and MohabZan2 also brought incredible achievements to teams in the Top 5 of EU
@grgr67204 ай бұрын
When Zlatan was 3 he got bit by a black Mamba. After 3 days of agonizing pain the Mamba died.
@sasukayreacts67933 ай бұрын
Lmfao 😂😂😂
@Zaxby7224 ай бұрын
That's the most humble thing Zlatan has ever said. 😂😂
@TheReal_Messi3 ай бұрын
When Zlatan goes to the store to get groceries, the cashier pays 😂
@1hazsz3 ай бұрын
When Zlatan goes to a restaurant, the waiters don’t ask for tips
@trizzo19989 ай бұрын
Zlatan designed the hospital he was born in
@yametekudasai79034 ай бұрын
Wtf 🤣🤣🤣 nice one.
@goatsfifa123r Жыл бұрын
Cold is too zlatan🗿🦁
@MrHashtag014 ай бұрын
When Zlatan went to school, he taught the teachers.
@ii_Urameshi2 ай бұрын
When Zlatan goes for a job interview, the magager gets hired.
@ZohanKhan-br4lp2 ай бұрын
Zlatan is too cold ❎ Cold is too Zlatan ✅
@metooonoob36684 ай бұрын
When zlatan closes his eyes the world sleeps
@Beandogg805 ай бұрын
The only artist qualified to paint Zlatan on the wall is Zlatan
@IronFlake_14 ай бұрын
What about that Austrian painter I've heard about? 🤔
@devilinstinct66114 ай бұрын
@@IronFlake_1yup He was very good painter 🎨. He painted many countries into red 🟥 colour. Such a wholesome person❤. 💀☠️
@IronFlake_14 ай бұрын
@@devilinstinct6611 😂
@sv-bd5em4 ай бұрын
Real
@adamdidouch37134 ай бұрын
When zlatan goes to the hospital he heals the doctor😂
@ElijahCollins-mt3sm2 ай бұрын
When Zlatan goes to a red light area it turns green. 💀💀
@redemptionman93122 ай бұрын
Zlatan doesn’t get bullied, bully gets Zlataned
@nicolasmunoz56588 ай бұрын
Thierry’s face was like OMZ (Oh my ZLATAN)
@vishnuvinod49837 ай бұрын
😂😅
@dimaska.r7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@victornweze73345 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@iheanyitoni5 ай бұрын
Damn😂😂😂 I like this one
@Amee-p1m4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@jj26354 ай бұрын
When Zlatan rubs a magical lamp, he grants the genie a wish
@Goat_FC2924 ай бұрын
Zlatan once wrote a bunch of words down *Now it’s called a dictionary*
@Domeshot-dn4gh2 ай бұрын
When Zlatan gets arrested, the officer locks himself up
@ZejnoYT3 ай бұрын
When Zlatan makes a goal ,the ball don't fly in the gate,the gate flys to the ball😂
@divinewokester273510 ай бұрын
When Alexander Graham Bell made the, telephone, he already had three missed calls from Zlatan. Beforethe first camera was made, Zlatan showed people his gallery w/ filters.
@Suuchema5 ай бұрын
I'm Graham Bell and I do have 2 missed calls from Zlatan and you don't because you're a loser.
@Touch_kock5 ай бұрын
😂😂 missed calls before invention
@StephenPhilipps7914 ай бұрын
Zlatan showed Thomas Edison light
@teo7-b1h4 ай бұрын
When Zlatan kicked a ball a new sport called football was invented
@calebyoung70444 ай бұрын
That was hilarious dude u are funny as fuck 😒
@zeroamvsTOP4 ай бұрын
@@calebyoung7044 why is blud roaming around mocking jokes with lower likes? 😂
@Spartan_864 ай бұрын
When Zlatan commits a foul, the referee gets a warning for looking.
@father_t4633 ай бұрын
Zlatan is a trend setter he decided to leave the womb after 9 months now we all do it.
@RichLettuce3 ай бұрын
When Zlatan Retired at football , I personally called him to be my saviour
@jackpower50134 ай бұрын
When zlatan misses a shot, his football boots apologise
@FotballAbbe124 ай бұрын
LOL😂
@Golden_Blaze1014 ай бұрын
zlatan never misses a shot
@miguelamaral96424 ай бұрын
When Zlatan was born, he gave the doctor an autograph and a selfie
@lopinglemon4 ай бұрын
Zlatan doesn’t need a watch. He decides his own time.
@kiyingipisgah43653 ай бұрын
When Zlatan turns the tv on, it watches him instead.
@beatboy3673 ай бұрын
Reading these comments, i couldn’t breathe. I laughed so hard.😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@viaveritasvita37179 ай бұрын
When Zlatan came to earth, Chuck knew his time is over!
@azemazaotaru97884 ай бұрын
Very underrated 😂
@t_tkuro4 ай бұрын
@@azemazaotaru9788 Agreed!
@barcannon10 ай бұрын
Calling himself god of football in front of Henry is so Zlatan
@jarinant10 ай бұрын
but he is
@SwizzySnizzy9 ай бұрын
Hes like a toy soldier compering Henry.
@hshaba90929 ай бұрын
lol god of football but never won UCL even being at the greatest clubs is so zlatan 🤣🤣
@DragonSageKaimus9 ай бұрын
@@hshaba9092 gods are not heros or champions, they are natural awesomeness in specific fields like Zlatan is easily a type of god of confidence or fearlessness.
@TheTerribleGamer19 ай бұрын
2 truly world class players and both seem very chill
@senaramthar53289 ай бұрын
When zlatan was born , he congratulated the doctors
@MohammedAlabbadi-z6x5 ай бұрын
😅
@Adamo992 ай бұрын
When you invite Zlatan over for dinner, YOU are his guest!
@redstarline42502 ай бұрын
Comparing himself to god and you guys are praising him, honestly disgusting