Lagging a TikTokers Horrible Pay-to-win Minecraft Server

[@zman1064]

BTW if you want to help with these lag machines and other trolling activities please join the Discord: discord.gg/NsSUW4c4Us

[@zmanduma4405]

bro stole my username

[@curiruri]

pretty sure if you put a ladder or vine at the bottom it stops the entity cramming to make it worse, id double check to make sure i'm not gaslighting you but yea more lag yay

[@zman1064]

@@zmanduma4405 fake news!

[@steve3po13]

Lol i think u got that 500 likes

[@achillologist]

@@zmanduma4405he joined 6 years before you

[@Mrdestiny17]

this is my favorite type of content on YT these days. Reminds me of watching old griefing videos but instead the people actually deserve it lmao. Great work

[@zman1064]

YESSIR

[@gurgodarkk]

It's crazy how the first ever griefer youtube channel was the one to invent xray

[@sirmitey9588]

It was?

[@gurgodarkk]

@@sirmitey9588 Yup, Team Avolition. They once even challenged Notch and some of the Minecraft dev team to a Quake match (instead of them having a legal battle) for making a free version of Minecraft on browser. It's still up on KZbin.

[@dinosaullo3896]

​@@gurgodarkk yeah they lost, but still a crazy piece of Minecraft history

[@somesortofchill]

Btw, coming from someone who owns a small server. We have a bit of a rule that's kinda still as a rule for the sake of lore. but way back when we were on some relatively small server package, a madlad wanted to do a bit of a prank and put golems on the main end island, so they would infinitely attack endermen, and endermen would teleport. What ended up happening with just a handful of snow golems was that any time someone entered the end dimension the whole server crashed. and essentially they were soft banned cause any time they rejoined the whole server crashed again. Wondering if there's some very laggy mechanic with endermen that could be used to exploit a lag machine.

[@caitlynmiller8956]

this is a glorious idea

[@russianyoutube]

Thats genius. When snowmen try to hit endermen, the endermen teleport and when there is a lot of both there are a shit ton of moving endermen and twenty billion snowballs and half so much snowgolems which means the server has to handle that shit and crashes, Inthink

[@somesortofchill]

@@russianyoutube yeah. Also for context. Same amount of golems since the beginning. The guy thought it'd be fun to see that on the way to enderman farm. And i was unaware of it. The server overall became much laggier progressively for like a week or two and i was occasionally trying to figure out what changed lol. Until that happened and basically crashed to the point of getting rolled back a minute with each crash. And ppl were annoyed. If i remember correctly at the time the owner was running on spigot. Maybe rollbacks were some safety thing there idk. So when we were going to investigate the end due to the snowmen being suggested as a cause. We were just at a crash loop. Every time an admin joined server crashed. Fun times. Only way to clear was kill snowmen and enderman entities in console and hope that was the cause

[@somesortofchill]

@@russianyoutube although you will need a pretty darn big scale of that in order to work in a big server as trying the same on our current package was actually not bad at all. Could make a rigged enderman spawner somewhere in end and make them land on like 4 platforms surrounded by snowmen on all sides, maybe. That could be quite chaotic i imagine.

[@coppertones7093]

wiki says endermen check 64 times when they are hit, and any blocks below, in a 64 block cube. ~2k block checks, per snowball. sounds more extreme than the snowballs themselves.

[@jacobcollins8279]

The video I remember of the snow golem thing they used chunk loading to get the snowball numbers up. The problem with your machine is snowballs start despawning. If you have the snowballs flow to an unloaded chunk and let them build up for hours and then go into that chunk they all are there and crash the server. I’m fairly certain that’s how I have seen the snow golem thing done.

[@mrmateusz5188]

I think they also used a texture pack to turn the snowballs invisible

[@eb924]

​@@mrmateusz5188 to avoid crashing with the server

[@breadcraft3605]

@@eb924 to avoid crashing themselves

[@eb924]

@@breadcraft3605 i did say that myself in the most basic sentence

[@breadcraft3605]

@@eb924 sorry my brain ignored then "with"

[@ALOF_]

It's nice to see others try to lag or crash a Pay To Win server. Always brings me joy

[@ImPlgeon]

this is one of the servers that wasn't actually p2w

[@nonvolic]

@@ImPlgeon ah yes, the ranks aren't p2w, the keys aren't, nothing is p2w is the glorious server we call donut smp.

[@joetheseventeenth]

turning your 999 likes into 1k was so damn satisfying

[@Lirby_12-.]

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[@bradennguyen2463]

@@joetheseventeenth”hes on the stairs going down” ahh pfp😭💯🙏

[@snowgolem3269]

0:20 Not yet

[@lMrStickerStarl]

Why does this only have 3 likes

[@burgerboss9426]

Criminally under rated comment 😂

[@kittencollector7381]

The way I look forward to these videos is so unhealthy. I hope you keep uploading stuff like this.

[@zman1064]

More to come!

[@MonaLisa.mp4]

get that checked out dopamine addict

[@NatterGerry_]

The server was so bad that the lag machine didn’t work

[@fartman1314]

two negatives cancelled out

[@NatterGerry_]

@@fartman1314 true

[@kubistonek]

Because it mostly lags client

[@The_Horizon]

Lol

[@The_Horizon]

I think you definetly could have tried unloading it like I did in my video. Easy ass crash.

[@mliphone5645]

@st.x trus

[@mliphone5645]

True I suck at grammar

[@CLV2]

The amount of times this server has been attempted to be duped, crashed, or lagged makes me ALMOST feel bad.

[@soupcangaming662]

What's funny is Donut was banned from Twitch for being under 13 💀

[@samuel7998]

Whenever you want to lag a server with entities, try using a mod so that your client does not process or render the entities. That way, you won't have lag, and your client won't time out of the server but the server will still start lagging. Thats what other youtubers do with the lag machines. Also you can look for a mod that shows the server's TPS. (If you don't want to use a hacked client, those usually have those two things already)

[@insertthing684]

If you plan on using this machine again sometime, maybe make a resource pack that disables snowballs client-side. That could possibly fix the frame death.

[@zman1064]

True

[@Kune.]

it would be a mod

[@insertthing684]

@@Kune. It would not need to be a mod. I'd imagine just replacing the snowball texture with an empty one will suffice. I remember that one chunk ban thing where they used map markers, and to not chunk ban themselves, they had a texture pack that got rid of the map markers.

[@Kune.]

@@insertthing684 well i thought the game would still render the item without the texture but maybe i am wrong

[@The_Horizon]

It doesn't. It seems to have a check to prevent rendering if an objects texture is invisible for some reason... no complaints though.

[@addisonvaughan99]

Lol I remember back when DonutSMP was supposed to be “An Anarchy Server” around a year ago and then one day the owner said “No, screw you” and turned it into a shitty version of LifeSteal SMP

[@diamondyoshi6649]

mate you gotta dupe, if server lag is impossible or too damn hard to do, just introduce absolutely ludicrous amounts of items into the economy.

[@Margen67]

Yoshi needs HUGS

[@kubistonek]

As if that matters

[@ignGlozed]

Just a quick tip: 8:10 when you dropped the netherrack just hold ctrl and press q, it insta drops a stack and u can drag it to drop all other stuff too Edit: ty for the likes

[@Missile_tank]

Bro did his job to destroy this p2w sever props to you

[@GabeUhrich]

If you want to make this machine more efficient you can place ladders/vines in the snow golem chamber since when a mob is on a ladder it can't be entity crammed.

[@gbnp5579]

Bro got bored of Unturned and decided to wreck havoc in Minecraft 💀

[@mattdoot]

bro does not know

[@zman1064]

👀

[@NameForTheChannel_]

1:45 “Keep cheating dirty border hopper💀💀💀

[@acoolername0561]

For this to work properly, you need 2 things: 1. A texture pack that removes the snowballs & particles so you don't lose fps when in proximity to the machine. 2. You need to send the snowballs into unloaded chunks so they don't despawn & so you can build up a huge amount, then load the chunks to crash the server.

[@ZePekenoh-i5m]

How do I do that💀

[@Galaxychad]

A little tip that would make the lag machine better is that you can place a vine or ladder into the chambers that the snow golems are in to bypass the entity cramming limit

[@SwitchedPC]

You may not have broke the server but you almost made a chunk ban machine 😂

[@pun-isher]

Bro tp for lesbian s*x is the most based thing I’ve seen in chat.

[@kenos911]

Good video, but I wouldn’t really recommend explaining the lag machine since servers can patch it way easier if you do a detailed explanation of them + people can just be assholes w that information

[@zman1064]

TRUE

[@pangeaultima5538]

first, economy destruction caused by some dupe glitch and then server lagging from people with their own lag machine designs

[@agreeddig2312]

Why didn't you use the module called "No render" from meteor client to not lag Edit: you can also use it to see the tps and when the server isn't responding

[@MyNamesDZ]

Its nice to see him using cocaine to crush a p2w server

[@ZombieKitty321]

The funny thing about this design as well, was that the first thing i thought of was, if someones asking you what your building, just say its a wave pool and jump in a boat and go up and down, none the wiser till you add the golems.

[@TheNuclearOption3600]

​we engage in a mild amount of tomfoolery🧐

[@OogieBoogie0]

We partake in a bit of harmless jesting🤪

[@Reactivity760]

We participate in a regulated amount of mischieveous activities

[@YoutubeUser2013lol]

We bespeak ourselves into a organized amount of impish, mischievous, and infuriating trolling holiday jesting's !!!

[@JExetor]

saying your a tiktoker is worse than saying your an underpaid mcdonalds mascot

[@rikuleinonen]

Hacked clients can have useful features for doing this, such as disabling the rendering of snowballs. If you do that, you won't be lagging but the snowballs will still be thrown. Some clients also show the server TPS.

[@theplayer1997]

Nah bruh that intro went hard. Subscribed.

[@swgclips03]

I love destroying tiktokers hard work. They aren't people.

[@sdani.]

says the person on youtube

[@swgclips03]

I don't respect shorts uploaders either

[@jaydudleee]

bro most certainly uses reddit

[@swgclips03]

Only in a blue moon, and for repair or troubleshooting tech and whatnot.

[@connorthompson7147]

I’m so glad I found this video, because I’ve been playing on this server the whole time not knowing it was for a mid streamer lmaoooo

[@buttercookiesfourtwenty]

another incredibly p2w server is loverfella's, you can lag with any given glitch, except for redstone-based ones, he patched those.

[@CamoEye]

“what is this? cocaine??” 💀

[@sevested]

1:42 I wouldn’t take it personally; this man is clearly addicted to double g’s.

[@TheEpikGamingIsReal]

18:29 this aged well

[@SamiTheAnxiousBean]

small thingy: in the /kill @e command you can specify which entity you want killed, you can just Tab to autofill most of the shit

[@Yeeeee639]

0:06 this is the first time im watching you videos now im already hooked

[@CoolDudeProtogen]

"Im also not your daddy" funny as hell im subing

[@sejozwak]

Brings whole new meaning to "see you around like a donut"

[@garrettbaird5036]

the guy who got the zombie in the boat crilp was the same guy who found the soul sand biome in the first lagging servers with boats video! Clutch

[@Alexs23743]

0:52: "shitty TikToker's" -Department of Redundancy Department.

[@ReshyShira]

Ladders ignore the cramming cap, I'd recommend using those for next time.

[@Folded_Soup]

Vines make it easier because the snowmen can stand on the tops of the ladders

[@ReshyShira]

@@Folded_Soup Ah right, I forgot about that one quirk of ladders.

[@YoutubeUser2013lol]

You've earned yourself a subscriber my friend, keep up the actually good content.

[@ponyprideworldwide]

AWESOME AVATAR!

[@DerpidyDerp]

"Maybe if we get 500 likes but that wont happen" 5,000 people:

[@ninethetwotailedfox]

"The fuck is this shit, cocaine?" 💀

[@TheAmethystAurora]

14:03 Diamond Ore jumpscare wraming

[@galaxie836]

I just joined this server yesterday and it was an absolute ptw wasteland, I left afterwards

[@SolarizedPhoenix]

heres a good tip, ctrl+q will drop an entire stack, whether its in your hand or you're hovering over it in your inventory.

[@sheep7255]

One thing to reduce lag is getting a texture pack that makes snowballs invisible. Also entity culling

[@libidinousbear4563]

Can we finally have the discussion about how fucking stupid it is that magma blocks make the air bubbles come down?

[@NeonBlacklightTH]

Crilp; the Man, the Myth, the Legend, the Goat

[@GeploopLIVE]

cant wait for the series of thingymabobers built

[@AuraBea]

pro tip: build all the snowmen then bring the zombie later. It's better to build a waterslide to drop the zombie into the snowmens range. This lets you build more snowmen without facing lag to actually effectivley lower the tps.

[@johnmarston9328]

As a wise man once said: It's always encouraging to see the younger generation embrace tradition.

[@carstenm8852]

to be honest at 0:30 i thought this guy ate the lava out of the lava bucket the first time i saw it

[@hid6347]

u can use tweakeroo to not render the snowballs (it removes the lag too), super useful when u build spawner mob farm without killing area

[@nozza1015]

Failing to lag a tiktokers horrible server oof

[@Lampe2020]

8:16 You can also press Ctrl+Q to throw out a whole stack of items at once, is faster than holding down Q.

[@Person-tz1tk]

finally, snow golems are able to do damage that's actually helpful!

[@Luna5829]

he's most likely rich asf meaning he can afford hella good servers, you'd likely need tens of thousands of entities to even make the tps drop to like 5

[@kostya8764]

a bit late, but im sure that its easy to get that amount of entities

[@biblicalmotivation_7]

People say "it's not fair to crash p2w servers no one forced them to play" well- no one forced someone to crash a p2w either 🤷‍♂️

[@CustomcrowdMitroc]

Seeing the chat on that server actually made me want to go on there ngl

[@Lara-wc4gk]

You could build one machine in different places for each friend you have in and activate them all at once like idk 10 at once xD

[@Phillip_Laurence_hicks]

lets go baby another zman classic

[@JustaPerson332]

this is the best minecraft content ive seen, well done with not being a shitty clickbaiter

[@senormooples2354]

Those online server shop icons better be made by code because i pity the hands that created those things

[@crackidog]

absolutely too lovely to still see content from you

[@VBUCKGOBBLER]

That intro bro 💀💀💀

[@pierre-cailloux]

when i saw the title, i knew what will be the server

[@assoweh4]

You should make a vidoe on Gmod there are a lot of shamless P2W servers

[@passable]

The video was indeed the friends we made along the way.

[@Nikos_839]

From what i know if you use a mod like entity culling, entities that are not visible will not get rendered therefore your fps will be fine as long as you dont look at them

[@averagecyndaquilenjoyer-vj8ul]

if it weren’t a lag machine it would make amazing waterfall particles, I’m gonna see if I can make a decorative version like this. Really like the idea

[@electrotricity]

"a guy just said the f slur, what the fuck" 💀

[@Spooky90097]

fr fr

[@Gregtech]

This was probably patched a long time ago but I remember if you dispensed a shulker box at world height it would immediately crash servers

[@Federal.buerau_of_silly]

"That guy just said the F-slur what the fu- "

[@kathras]

I had my own lot of criticism, but honestly this is the best design. Goodjob!

[@lucasruan1808]

7:47 flash amogus!

[@anatolklops]

Congratulations for saying openly that you got this idea from someone else. Rare now, so it's appreciated. P.S. I had a TikTok ad before your video. How accurate. :P

[@zman1064]

Thank you for the kind words

[@Nickk9o]

Best editing, Original video idea , Best comedy , instantly subbing

[@ArthurSchoot]

Little tip, you can shear a snowgolem to get the pumpkin back and make a new golem with it and shear it again over and over… Nice video btw!

[@brickthecreator777]

He was in unregistered hypercam BUT WORSE!

[@nicholasdiehl7368]

Diamond ore jumpscare when the game itself is trying to get you to quit 😂

[@Mizuryryn]

Crafting Table lag are effective method to lag you'll need 1 crafting table, 9 stack of bone or iron nugget, and fast crafting macro

[@theIargedude]

you gotta put the lag machine in spawn chunks or use a chunk loader

[@psivampire13]

I did not even know it was possible to have a ping over 5000…..I would reach a ping of 1000 sometimes in WOW and it would be almost impossible to play.

[@TyphoonMC]

Welcome to pretty much every server ever

[@MrDudeFace]

Glad to see Horizons design is still being used, the gift that keeps on giving i guess.

[@Czemyslau]

11:31 is that your sibling? lol

[@zman1064]

Nah that's my Girlfriend lmao

[@Da_Meep]

Bro explained it was pay to win by showing how much the ranks cost and not what they do. In reality they do basically nothing

[@xythrr]

Doesnt that just make it worse? Then its both p2w and a SCAM.

[@JasonBason]

@@xythrrif they do nothing then it’s not p2w, and if they do nothing than it’s just a way to support the server/creator (like patreon)

[@startrooper2345]

TPA trappers

[@ryan2521]

"tpa for dog corn" also chat "teleport accepted"

[@TheFlamimgFox]

This is a terrible smp but surprisingly not actually super P2W The ranks give home slots and AH slots but no gear as far as I’m aware EDIT: spelling

[@iamcheerios2549]

you can avoid the entity cramming limit by putting vines or ladders into the holes ;)

[@jenkinsyt]

500 likes done lil bro get to work

[@kingyonatan2223]

The server works by having multiple "worlds" that are separately loaded on different server so its not possible to lag everyone on the server. You would just lag out the node.

[@BlizLabs]

You can get a mod that disabled snowballs from rendering for your client