i was always so happy when zoidberg was happy...poor zoidberg
@shefchenko1115 жыл бұрын
He was poor :D :D but yeah...
@pixelmarrier222wasterminat54 жыл бұрын
Zoidfuck!
@kristiankari17692 жыл бұрын
Zoidberg has a happy ending 😊
@png43672 жыл бұрын
Friends help, a guinea pig tricked me 3:54
@PorV3IsHere Жыл бұрын
He end up with Emilia Clarke tho so big dub for him
@MessiahComing9 жыл бұрын
It's funny how Zoidberg knows his mother was a saint, even though the parents die after mating.
@MantraMan20779 жыл бұрын
Only the Father does. The mother lived to ridecule his every life decision.
@shoe60039 жыл бұрын
+sans “Lord of Puns” the skeleton hey Sans come over and shake my hand *shakes hands* blplpllllplpllpllpllllpllplp hehe the old woopie cushion in the the hand trick hey Sans how was that
@kingyouki59044 жыл бұрын
Adrian The Vulture both parents die ,then kid is raised by a celibate relative (I.e mother)
@shartheIsraeli4 жыл бұрын
4:59 zoidberg is funny
@zackerycooper12064 жыл бұрын
king youki that’s never stated in the show. He mentions a living mother later in the series, likely this is just because the writers did not remember that they established the parents die.
@quillmaurer65635 жыл бұрын
Missed one of the best ones: 1940s humans ask Zoidberg why he came to Earth and he says "I ask myself the same thing" or something like that.
@Taylor_Wolfe1154 жыл бұрын
"Not a day goes by that i dont ask my self that question"
@sabinshrestha3154 жыл бұрын
John A. Zoidberg This ain't none of your business, slick.
@unguardedgorillas17604 жыл бұрын
"Did you come here to make an alien-human crossbreed" "Are you coming onto me?"
@redrave4044 жыл бұрын
@@unguardedgorillas1760 I'm not hearing a no.
@samwood9173 жыл бұрын
@@sabinshrestha315 His name is not Slick. It's Zoidberg. JOHN FUCKING ZOIDBERG!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
@upyoursdotcom5 жыл бұрын
"When I discovered the murdered body of Amy's dead deceased corpse!"
@CMSPersonalAccount19954 жыл бұрын
How many adjectives does a guy need to describe death?
@DeathnoteBB4 жыл бұрын
That Bald Guy Yes
@royrenouf45303 жыл бұрын
Esssay: *requires 200 words. Zoidberg:
@Echoes_3 жыл бұрын
I would’ve never guessed that corpses can be dead or deceased
@Wyattoons3 жыл бұрын
Especially love that he says he saw the clock at 4:15 and then two hours later at 4:15.
@williamturner79858 жыл бұрын
I'd love to be like Zoidberg, nothing in life seems to get this guy down
@cakebaker64758 жыл бұрын
He's not a guy, he's a lobster alien thing
@stephenneal238 жыл бұрын
He's a decapodian
@monke67764 жыл бұрын
Nothing bothers him cuz he’s really simple
@thepile48504 жыл бұрын
He got upset when his pet Slinky died.
@lesewing4 жыл бұрын
Unless you steal his jokes.
@sarinat31014 жыл бұрын
"You're on a date, what do you do?" "Ask her to mate with me."
@Razi_ftw4 жыл бұрын
Isnt that how it works
@ixi-samuraijack91404 жыл бұрын
Tinder in a nutshell
@joelkosinski3303 жыл бұрын
What an absolute chad
@BNK24423 жыл бұрын
This is how I approach girls in bars. Word-by-word.
@SamuelBlack843 ай бұрын
Prepare the bath full of ice?
@music-channel694 жыл бұрын
"My first clue came at 4 : 15. The second came 2 hours later at 4 : 15." WIll always be my favorite.
@riversong49974 жыл бұрын
Me, too! That gets me every time! XD
@joshhurst97704 жыл бұрын
I like how he says it as if it’s a different time
@n_a89173 жыл бұрын
@@joshhurst9770 that is the joke
@sikutheemu14708 жыл бұрын
There's one they left out: "The president is gagging on my gas bladder! What an honor!!"
@sikutheemu14708 жыл бұрын
Season 4 episode 7 Roswell That Ends Well
@Chris554338 жыл бұрын
Don't cut that! I need that to speak! ~saws faster~
@megameerkat26345 жыл бұрын
From the same episode "And in this corner, ZOIDBERG! what is this a funeral?" Also "DEVILED EGG?? *gobbles it" ... The same deviled egg...
@Benderofdemise4 жыл бұрын
Deviled egg. Oh deviled egg!! Dame deviled egg.
@thexalon4 жыл бұрын
Truman: "Are you here to make a human-alien hybrid?" Zoidberg: "Are you coming on to me?" Truman: "Jimminy, I take exception to that!" Zoidberg: "I'm not hearing a no ..."
@Bazooka_Momma2 жыл бұрын
He always seemed so full of life. Laughing, singing, begging for scraps…
@leociresi4292 Жыл бұрын
Zoidberg:” Friends! I’ve got barnacles on my tuckus!”🤣🤣🤣
@Mister-Red Жыл бұрын
5:55
@winslowwidd794 жыл бұрын
I've always thought that the exchanging X-mas gifts was Zoidberg's best moment. Hermes bought a set of combs for a lobster with no hair and is mortified he enjoys them.
@bigboy-mn9en2 жыл бұрын
Finally! I look as pretty as I feel!
@joshkeene84573 жыл бұрын
“A buffet! Oh if only I had my wallet with me.” “Uhhhh it’s free.” *DEMON SCREECH*
@MadnessIncVP Жыл бұрын
Realistic.
@javavita4 жыл бұрын
3:53 “friends! help! a guinea pig tricked me!” 💀 the writing team for “Futurama” was absolutely brilliant 😆
@tostinky9 жыл бұрын
Great, now I can't look at Zoidberg without thinking about Daithi de Nogla
@Irishbloke929 жыл бұрын
Who?
@HoonZ8089 жыл бұрын
+Garreth o'Brien look him up he is a famous KZbin gamer who plays g mod using zoidberg as his character
@Art_From_Tezikovka9 жыл бұрын
OMG...
@niallwoods17249 жыл бұрын
Samez
@endergaming73839 жыл бұрын
aaaaannnnds you just lost all your friends
@ryankeremius51073 жыл бұрын
“Tell her she looks skinny.” Zoidberg: “You look malnourished” I laughed so hard.
@Super_Suchi2 жыл бұрын
What's even better is that it works
@seronymus2 жыл бұрын
Very true as someone that likes fat chciks
@bilingualtongue8 жыл бұрын
"Finally I look as pretty as I feel!" -classic trolling Zoidberg
@poobear232418 жыл бұрын
Zoidberg was always one of my favorite characters. He so unique. Even though he was the oddball out.
@BARUtubbig4 жыл бұрын
That was the point of his character anyways, the oddball there but perfectly does what he needs to fill
@MoNsTaX18 жыл бұрын
"No not that mouth!" "Young lady I'm an expert at humans, now open a mouth and say bebebebebe." Lmao
@PiscesEarth19875 жыл бұрын
Sativa Senpai what?! My mother was a saint!!!
@vicvalenaic64683 жыл бұрын
he says pick a mouth LOL
@brotherbruno17832 жыл бұрын
Not only does Zoidberg not realize the clock is broken, but he has to come up with four synonyms of “dead” before he is satisfied 😂
@azechase6597 Жыл бұрын
"the first clue came to me at 4:15 when the clock stopped, the next clue came two hours later at 4:15" I fucking loved that line.
@mattdombrowski8435 Жыл бұрын
That was brilliant.
@guguigugu8 жыл бұрын
young lady, i am an expert on humans!
@zoloko18505 жыл бұрын
now pick a mouth and say *wired noise implied*
@TweekLudwig5 жыл бұрын
*_Ahem_* Du du da da da du. Can't believe this thing took 3 years lol)
@massive_legend_here49545 жыл бұрын
@@TweekLudwig What? My mother was a saint!
@notanactiveaccountina5 жыл бұрын
Massive_Legend_Here *GET OOOOUUUUT!!!!!*
@Tommymanner5 жыл бұрын
Ask her to mate with me!
@entrippyZ9 жыл бұрын
4:42 that look of concern and dread the professor has when he looks back after saying "You'll be fine!"
@CGFMovies9 жыл бұрын
Oh if I only had my wallet with me...
@aReapersHell9 жыл бұрын
+theentertainmentguy ~The Pure sound of Joy and Happiness~
@TheWillikids9 жыл бұрын
+aReapersHell *gobbling food*
@TheNeXusCore90329 жыл бұрын
+Invader Metaandre "Get me the president!"
@anthonygill32619 жыл бұрын
its free. WWOENDBSJWBSBSJSV SSH SISN GFS HS
@MrDuck7974 жыл бұрын
@Дилан Ванчовски *gasp*
@samuelok68859 жыл бұрын
6:20 "Those were toe nail clippings." "A feast is a feast."
@weebjeez5 жыл бұрын
My thought is, why was it that Amy heard Zoidberg say "I'm gonna eat Amy's leftover potato chips" and instantly thought "Ah, yes. He must mean my toenail clippings."
@gurvmlk5 жыл бұрын
@@weebjeez Probably was nothing else it could've been.
@carlwheezerofsouls32734 жыл бұрын
The Garnet Gamer because amy didn’t eat any potato chip recently, and because zoidberg is a moron.
@Dubaroo994 жыл бұрын
Bell delphine selling her nails
@brokenpikachu94914 жыл бұрын
Michael Weber maybe because she knows she didn’t eat potato chips recently and she trimmed her toenails recently
@coa81092 жыл бұрын
“It’s all so complicated with the flowers and the romance and the lies upon lies!” What an astute observation!
@lupodelupis3672 Жыл бұрын
It's a great parody of Cyrano De Bergerac.
@caletherault30494 жыл бұрын
Every moment with Zoidberg on screen is an EXCELLENT moment!
@realnannob8 жыл бұрын
"Two meals in one week" then he eats the guinea pig that was fu**ing funny :P In my opinion Dr. Zoidberg is one of the best characters .
@susanwilloughby87679 жыл бұрын
6:29 Zoidberg just did a soviet Russia joke!!!
@xXFangRideXx9 жыл бұрын
+An1meG33K AYYY
@MasterLu28 жыл бұрын
+Brendan Salucci I don't get it
@xXFangRideXx8 жыл бұрын
Luis Mendoza the joke in the show was before the meme (ahead of his time) but the show takes place in the far future (way behind)
@basedbattledroid35074 жыл бұрын
Yakov Smirnoff
@BNK24424 жыл бұрын
@@basedbattledroid3507 Yeah, he created this joke before It was a meme, in the 80s or 90s... And he was from the Soviet Union.
@13thvarebel165 жыл бұрын
"I found a new shell in the dumpster...it was just like my old one, but this one had a raccoon inside it!"
@GalenNight8 жыл бұрын
What are you hacking off?! Is it my torso? *IT IS! MY PRECIOUS TORSO!*
@ineedpineapples8 жыл бұрын
SHUT UP HERMES IM TRTING TO DEDUCE THIS
@ineedpineapples8 жыл бұрын
+Pineapple King *trying
@Jon922548 жыл бұрын
Galen quiet I'm didusing things
@maxxh53314 жыл бұрын
HERMES, QUIET! I'M DEDUCING THINGS!
@shirokumaotaku4 жыл бұрын
I swear Futurama had such great comedic timing 😂
@samanthatorres67492 жыл бұрын
I think so too.
@herbsuperb60344 жыл бұрын
Lol.....that 'My Mother was a SAINT!' bit is still one of my very favorite Zoidberg moments. TOO funny! Fry accidentally insulted Zoidberg's mother in his native tongue.
@ahlethescout8404 Жыл бұрын
What do you think he said
@perfectcell43088 жыл бұрын
2:55 When you tell your friend a joke, they laugh, repeat it, and then the class thinks they came up with it.
@CactusInsane8 жыл бұрын
yeah
@primeofthejustices7127 Жыл бұрын
Literally
@Premetheus5 жыл бұрын
I love Futurama. There probably won't ever be a show quite like it. Truly a gem of television.
@EL-ISS4 жыл бұрын
"What are you hackin' off? Is it my torso?! It is! My precious torso!!" That line always destroys me 😂😂
@darrensoberano2997 Жыл бұрын
0:13
@bloodraine034 жыл бұрын
I always loved Zoidberg's strange speech pattern
@azechase6597 Жыл бұрын
It's supposed to be like an older Jewish man's accent.
@olliegoria9 жыл бұрын
"It's free."*_"AAAAAAAAAAEEEEIIIIIOOOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"_* help, I can't breathe!
@codywelter53023 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@superpig62739 жыл бұрын
7:36 OMG THAT SOUND XD
@xXPurpleLoliTranceXx9 жыл бұрын
xD
@nickd.99559 жыл бұрын
+super pig That's the sound I would make if there was a free buffet
+super pig It's the sound of pure joy. Then the feeding sound that follows is similar to mine. XD
@dawidgucia41705 жыл бұрын
Uhmmmm... its free.
@amyartlover4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Zoidberg's wooping is based off of Curly from The Three Stoogies
@leociresi4292 Жыл бұрын
“Who’s intimidating who now, big city!”
@JoshuaFoster-v4d6 ай бұрын
Most of the people who are old enough to know what three stooges is already knew that
@TheKendog19889 жыл бұрын
Zoidberg: What's this two meals in one week! Guinean pig screams. LOL!
@JuliaCV94 жыл бұрын
fry: make up some feelings and tell her that you have them. zoidberg: *[raises hand]* fry: yes? zoidberg: Is desire to mate a feeling?
@jrodzz31599 жыл бұрын
Need a new video? Why not Zoidberg?
@thomasdoney36309 жыл бұрын
ijknjjj
@paulol72249 жыл бұрын
+Kid from Africa ;-;
@john.azoidberg46079 жыл бұрын
+Kid from Africa Why not Zoidberg indeed.
@tigerbootz1568 жыл бұрын
+John.A Zoidberg WOOP WOOP WOOP
@Sixstringman5 жыл бұрын
Screw this. Im gonna make my own video, with blackjack and hookers.
@taylorpack28395 жыл бұрын
7:36 the funniest part in futurama history lmao 😂
@Jenny-tm3cm3 жыл бұрын
“Uhm, it’s free…”
@ondrejkral2094 жыл бұрын
Zoidberg is my favourite futurama character he is so sweet and pure
@xxSmokeyTheBear9 жыл бұрын
Came for the Zoidberg, stayed for the _PAZUZUUUUUUU~_
@TheFusselmonster3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Pazuzu was an ancient female demon in the Middle East. It was very ugly. With its ugly face it scared away other demons and protected newborn children and the mothers from sudden infant death. That was the reason for very ugly mask of demons on the doors of houses where new babys were born
@captainclaymoar83984 жыл бұрын
*sawing in zoidbergs chest* "Dont cut that! I need that to speak" *looks at each other* *starts sawing faster*
@ccricers9 жыл бұрын
Deny my credit card application, will you? *punches Chase bank*
@sophiametcalf49694 жыл бұрын
For some reason, I think Zoidberg is just adorable. ❤🦂
@leociresi4292 Жыл бұрын
Fun Fact Cuttlefish faces look just like Zoidberg!
@lordblizz89474 жыл бұрын
Forgot this one Hermes: These are mighty tasty Zoidberg: Thank you, I made them myself Hermes: realizes he's eating Zoidberg's claws
@eternallegacy894 жыл бұрын
Thought he said he fertilized them himself x'D.
@azechase6597 Жыл бұрын
"the first clue came to me at 4:15 when the clock stopped, the next clue came to me two hours later at 4:15" I never caught that one before. And the reason the clock was stopped being bc of the body, this show is amazing with how it dominoes the jokes.
@Kedai6103 жыл бұрын
“This video pwns all other Zoidberg videos” 2009 was a special time
@jacobcooley80529 жыл бұрын
one of the best all time characters in american animation.
@quiet34555 жыл бұрын
Aaanndddd Zoidberg picks up another piece, the crowd goes wild !! Ahhhh!!!
@truePlasmarift2 жыл бұрын
I think one of my favorite moments was when the professor put everyone (except Bender, Zoidberg, and himself) in a spinning machine to find out who Kif got pregnant by; the machine would throw anyone out who wasn't the parent. It threw Zoidberg out. professor: "Zoidberg?! What the hell were you doing in there?" Zoidberg: "I'm homeless. I have no where else to go!"
@Trolbon8 жыл бұрын
1% lobster + 99% Homer Simpson= Dr. Zoidberg.
@tyrone56198 жыл бұрын
Homer sucks
@droneguy47508 жыл бұрын
+Jordon wut
@AdaWongFanofc8 жыл бұрын
99% Jewish 1% homer
@BSTR03Hockey5 жыл бұрын
Bender looks more like Homer. It was even a joke in "Simpsorama" (season 25).
@leociresi42924 жыл бұрын
Look at me! I’m Dr Zoidberg, homeowner!
@CamVanDamme3 жыл бұрын
I was not expecting that Wizard part. Pure gold
@Thejigholeman4 жыл бұрын
my next clue came at 4:15 when the clock stopped, and the Next came 2 hours later at *4:15* when i found amy's body i didn't notice that line till now.
@randomguardian95874 жыл бұрын
1:49 run away 2:55 that's my joke! I'LL KILL YOU! 4:01 attack of the giant zoidberg 5:03 what!? my mother was a saint! GET OUT! 7:18 feeding frenzy
@notsureiL3 жыл бұрын
Excellent young lady.
@Mr1nv1s1ble3 жыл бұрын
Coming across this 12 years later in my recommended 👌👍 Zoidberg is hands down the funniest cartoon character ever created!!🦞
@srbrant53914 жыл бұрын
4:42 - That double take always kills me.
@Onneukbaar8 жыл бұрын
Woop woop woop
@devontehays7358 жыл бұрын
Yes. Yes it is.
@makenziescherzer52008 жыл бұрын
your a funny lobster!
@lorik20058 жыл бұрын
+Makenzie Scherzer WOAH! You can't use that word! That's racist!
@Onneukbaar8 жыл бұрын
Makenzie Scherzer i can say lobster because I am one
@Mr_Deedeedoo8 жыл бұрын
like a lobster.
@affanjamsari5752 Жыл бұрын
5:03 “What?! My mother was a saint! GET OUT!”
@Mister-Red2 жыл бұрын
5:15 That was one of the first clips I saw of Futurama, it made me think Zoidberg was addicted to sports
@UnchainedEruption8 жыл бұрын
What? Now there's a bird involved?
@lupodelupis36724 жыл бұрын
Sherlock Zoidberg: what a brillant detective! He's always one step ahead :D
@azechase6597 Жыл бұрын
"anteater number 1 who are you protecting? Is it anteater number 2?" "Can you give me a name" *anteater noises* "how do you spell that?" Truly a genius.
@lupodelupis3672 Жыл бұрын
@@azechase6597 He's the best!😂
@emfreak96488 жыл бұрын
Zoidberg is my fave character from futurama
@AnneMarieliveandletdie8 жыл бұрын
Zoidberg is one of my fave Futurama characters...next to Bender of course :)
@wadekemmsies71808 жыл бұрын
And the professor
@Pundae9 жыл бұрын
(V)(:,,:)(V) WOOB WOB WOB WOB WOB WOOB (1:50)
@brandonlabit24929 жыл бұрын
Don't forget Nuk Nuk Nuk
@ShadowDurza9 жыл бұрын
+Brandon Labit Both are a homage to Curly of the three stooges.
@tob_arts8 жыл бұрын
+ApocalypticGaming "Look at me! Dr Zoidberg! Home owner!"
@tob_arts8 жыл бұрын
Pls no.
@kurtisstryker67608 жыл бұрын
+mrFalloutFan95 goddam piece of shit psycopath
@kevinrwhooley94394 жыл бұрын
3:10 Hermes thought that Zoidberg was bald, being unaware of his new hair, so he must have brought those combs for Zoidberg out of spite.
@MerickFox4 жыл бұрын
“Help, a guinea pig tricked me”
@etherwxlf8 жыл бұрын
This was everything I needed this morning.
@devandecker8034 жыл бұрын
7:35 the noise he made is too funny! 😂😂😂
@deadlyfaster73473 жыл бұрын
4:56 What was that sound zoidberg made XD XD XD
@Kevin-se6sx8 жыл бұрын
I think Nogla is perfect voice for him XD
@droneguy47508 жыл бұрын
Same
@theterminatev12368 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@عبدالوهاب-ب7غ8 жыл бұрын
Totally agree!
@jrvarela25218 жыл бұрын
all episode zoidberg screw up and Funny
@Kevin-se6sx8 жыл бұрын
we know
@typhon84 жыл бұрын
Zoidberg is my favorite character in Futurama he’s so funny I always liked him he so amazing 😁
@reneye18135 жыл бұрын
7:03 me encouraging myself to continue being alive
@Darthdoodoo Жыл бұрын
"id like 1 art please" was always my favorite line. I can still woob woob woob woob just like him😂😂
@Pyrs19958 жыл бұрын
aaaah the fresh air feels goood 6:10
@oyeanrhodes17714 жыл бұрын
Money doesn't make good people no sir ri zoidberg so humble. & he doesn't let life worry him.
@DeadlySkill154 жыл бұрын
The memories!! They are flowing back!!
@disneyfan9134 Жыл бұрын
2:37 I like the frustrated growl he makes. 😅😅
@julienrockingham-ip4co3 ай бұрын
Yeah
@zeroclan25509 жыл бұрын
He's my favourite character😍
@Immortal..3 жыл бұрын
0:53 My reaction in Among Us when less people than expected show up at the meeting
@invisiblefan3134 жыл бұрын
you know, he's kind of cute in a strange way
@alexklicper23388 жыл бұрын
Im glad he got a happy ending, the girl Zoidberg hooks up with at the end is actually voiced by Emilia Clarke. So after all the shit Zoidberg went through he ended up with freaking Khaleesi!
@dannythomas4174 жыл бұрын
I'm sad that Scruffy didn't. That guy is much more lonelier.
@dannythomas4174 жыл бұрын
@John A. Zoidberg Guess you're stuck in the single pool again with Scruffy.
@SnuggleBear19704 жыл бұрын
Thank you for posting this. Zoidberg is my favorite!
@jesusahyn4 жыл бұрын
DahiDeNogla is so popular that they made his old Gmod player model into a character in a show.
@riverotter684 жыл бұрын
My son and I met Billy West, the voice of Dr. Z, at Geek'dcon. He was a great guy
@notmyname34879 жыл бұрын
05:27 I'm not even lying, I've seen people doing this at the gym, and breaking their spines in the process.
@themostbritishpersonalive8684 жыл бұрын
Being a lobster?
@primeofthejustices7127 Жыл бұрын
Yeah
@nthgth4 жыл бұрын
I always loved when Farnsworth: That's coming out of _your_ paycheck! Zoidberg: *absolutely bawling*
@megameerkat26344 жыл бұрын
Hermes said that. Not professor farnsworth.
@GregTheLion8 жыл бұрын
7:30 the best part
@Thoroughly_Wet2 жыл бұрын
The murder mystery was the first Futurama episode I remember seeing when I was like 6 or 7. I remember it making me super disturbed because I thought it was gory and scary. Now I view it as so tame. Weird what getting older can do to your perspective on shows.
@billylilly12515 жыл бұрын
2:00 never fails to make me laugh
@mariomarques7754 жыл бұрын
Notice that the video is at 480p watched benders best moments it was 1080p
@serrisvalentine62254 жыл бұрын
That scuttle gets me everytime
@leociresi4292 Жыл бұрын
I love when he molts his shell and is all jiggly 🤣
@StephenAMCook4 жыл бұрын
Is the medical robot at 2:52 supposed to be 'Hawkeye' Pierce from M.A.S.H.? He sounds like Alan Alda.
@JeffSkilling694 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing lol
@jaspervasquez39958 жыл бұрын
I've watched the entire futurama series on Netflix twice and I can't name where half of these episodes come from
@knifecraze2.0874 жыл бұрын
It's a shame that Netflix remove Futurama
@CubicApocalypse1284 жыл бұрын
@@knifecraze2.087 Pirate Bay hasn't
@wadekemmsies7180 Жыл бұрын
A letter from Bender my good friend! "Dear Dr. Jerkberg..." 😂😂😂😂😂
@boskar12984 жыл бұрын
7:21 best Zoidburg moment!
@robo_y2k4 жыл бұрын
One clue at 415 when the clock stopped, another clue 2 hours later at 415. That's my favorite joke of the entire series.