PERMIT MASTER - 20 - HERMITCRAFT SEASON 10

[@VagueCastle649]

You can give the life-sized bdubs a jukebox with some automatic redstone that'll play some classic bdubs voice lines, but in the highest pitch imaginable.

[@kanatraful]

Oh my god, I can just picture it… “Gotta shreep!” triggered by a daylight sensor “YOU’LL SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TO!” “Looks like the hammer just found a nail.”

[@LostColtmusic]

This must be done NOW

[@Daoist0]

@@kanatraful OMG "gotta sleep" one would be the funniest thing ever lol, imagine putting that in each hermit's base

[@LunarIsHere_]

Amazing idea

[@Rentta]

What is happening !!!!????

[@izzyliberty8720]

I smell a new tag variant. "Find the life-sized Bdubs in your base"

[@jimmyg3835]

lol

[@RcktScntst]

Find the mini bdubs, win a diamond block.

[@WackoMcGoose]

Easy mode, just turn on entity hitboxes (though tbf that's not in the spirit of the game)...

[@Speed001]

​@WackoMcGoose even that might not help

[@kroznick1011]

The most surprising death message was one Mumbo did. Mumbo was pushed into the danger zone by Llama.

[@YourAnimeEditsツ]

that was i was sayin

[@GuyWhoLovesCheeseburgers]

Yeah, I've been thinking about that one.

[@GSBarlev]

I was thinking that going to Mumbo's death chamber would be an easy W for somebody.

[@Justalilllama]

My go to is putting thorn armor on an armor stand. If you hit it enough, it'll kill you, which I find hilarious as a death message

[@KoryFae]

I wanted someone to go there, rename the llama to their own name or something else funny, and then do the thing. 'ZombieCleo was pushed into the danger zone by ZombieCleo', or maybe 'their hubris' or something.

[@AlexQuill63]

Never fails to make me laugh that Cleo's laugh has two settings: Cackle and Squeak.

[@chicagogr81]

You should make the life size Bdubs into a reverse alarm clock with a daylight sensor, so whenever it gets dark you hear "uh oh, time to shreep" like Doc has on the phantoms.

[@RStheengine]

I thought Cleo would’ve been trying to find the “real melon” for like a while until Grian told her about the Silk touch lol

[@bearpawdgamr2785]

I thought so too, and also that no one attempted to "demolish" it with tnt taking part of the permit parking lot with it!

[@justinsmith5870]

Would have been a very taskmaster twist to have a real one somewhere else.

[@emmulah]

I feel like this is evidence that Cleo came here expecting to play taskmaster

[@Halinn]

When they started digging I thought they were going to use the iron in their inventory to make an anvil and drop it on the melon slices

[@lacavernedug33k]

@@Halinn Actually I thought it was an intended mechanic, but for some reason which I don't really understand, it was considered as a bug (bug MC-120158 on the bug tracker) and since 1.20, Pre-release 5, falling anvils no longer destroy item entities.

[@mikesforza7991]

The chicken impossible theme song was too funny. As some have mentioned, yes only a naturally spawned iron golem will attack you back.

[@cjsard4678]

I love how he started with "dun dun"s, and then fully committed to "bock"s 😂😂

[@Reeping]

The life-sized bdubs could work for a new game, kinda like the egg hunt from previous seasons, but in a more Wheres Waldo? sense. "Where's Bdubs?" Hide a mini Bdubs and time other hermits to find said mini Bdubs, shortest time wins (heh shortest, get it?)

[@capedkat]

I was so suprised! I watched Joe's POV first and from just a bit of a distance, it's not even rendering in. At the end False asked Cleo to hide it for her, so I guess this mini game already in progress 😂

[@zufinfluby]

"Object permanence is a lie" you crack me up Cleo!

[@WackoMcGoose]

To be fair, as a former(?) schoolteacher, Cleo's probably pulled that stunt (or had students try to pull it)...

[@sabiralili2043]

Now we have actual proof that Grian isn't the man in the chicken costume

[@uniwolfgamer1094]

Not this time. But other times however...

[@jamesleuthauser9336]

As an avid TaskMaster viewer ... I get some STRONG James Acaster vibes from the way Joel complains LOL

[@yuriakibara8469]

Cleo losing 9 minutes panicking over a simple task is relatable

[@sordidknifeparty]

I'm not absolutely positive, but I'm pretty sure that Iron Golems you make yourself will not attack you under any circumstance

[@tommya16]

I'm a 100% sure your right

[@saffral]

Player-made iron golems never attack any players, only ones spawned naturally through villagers or as part of a structure (village or pillager tower) can attack players.

[@capedkat]

This makes sense. I have to admit that I wasn't aware of this either. Thanks for clarifying this. I thought it was a weird glitch 😅

[@SilverScaleMA]

Yeah, it's kind of like your tamed wolves won't attack you either no matter how much you accidentally hit them.

[@ladydragon3648]

True they will not hurt you at all it has to be 1 the villagers make.

[@michellemagin4903]

I don’t care what cub says, that was the best Minecraft chicken short film I’ve ever seen (next to grian’s mission impossible chicken)

[@twomuchje_]

Grian laughing throughout his *chicken noises* had me dying

[@shannon9993]

"retrieve this golden apple" we've gone full Trojan War I see

[@GSBarlev]

"Ah ah ah, Athena. Paris didn't say" is now going in my personal Hellenic headcanon.

[@evan50748]

Brilliant parody of taskmaster 😂 I just wish cub was unnecessarily mean to grian the whole time. Joel and Cleo is a great duo that doesn’t get shown enough❤

[@DarchrowTheEnigma]

LOL That life-sized bdubs definitely is a reward for any hermits. Imagine if you have one in your base and it's accompanied by a jukebox that says " Looks like the hammer just found its nail " when you get close to it 🤣

[@dbseamz]

In a high-pitched Alvin and the Chipmunks voice

[@astralluna]

absolutely cackling over the chicken films. they’re so amazing

[@sparrowslife5142]

I really loved Grians cover of Chicken Impossible

[@pikum2272]

What?! the video you and Joel made was so good haha! Very fun video

[@GSBarlev]

Joel and Cleo are so acerbic their combined humor could dissolve steel beams.

[@ForgottenLight15]

32:20 XD False just rocket flying into the frame like something from a comedic superhero movie. APPLE

[@Matching_The_Vibe]

the big buckKAAAA had me dying, wasn't expecting it at all! Great films all around XD

[@limon430]

its so sweet that Joe asked rule of simon says for international viewers :)

[@janaki3829]

It was last season, but Zed died to an armour stand and allay using thorns, and he also got blown up by a snow golem

[@DragonArt-Z]

The life sized Bdubs was the best part. Bdubs needs to see it.

[@SilverScaleMA]

I can already hear the enraged screeching. XD

[@sherindaudawatta3682]

Joel CANNOT speak about chicken abuse💀💀

[@zolexa13]

This has honestly perfectly captured the spirit of the game. I laughed so hard. Great job all contestants. PS. I thought your chicken video should have won.

[@m.cunningham6925]

I love how I'm American and have never seen Taskmaster but knew the reference

[@capedkat]

I'm from the Netherlands and I also never heard of it. But I'm never worried when this happens (which it does quite often). It's HermitCraft and I love to see it no doubt 😊

[@CamronJK]

For both of ya, the series is entirely on KZbin on the official Taskmaster channel! Definitely worth watching, especially season 3 on. (First two seasons are good, but they hadn't quite got the vibe yet.)

[@capedkat]

@@CamronJK Thanks Camron! Iwill have to check that out ☺

[@KatR264]

Can’t believe no-one tried simply crafting the melon slices into melon seeds - shows what the pressure of the moment can do I guess?

[@saffral]

I was so expecting Cleo to be killed by an armour stand wearing thorns armour.

[@nerdyPanda7288]

12:50 “object permanent is a lie.” I would’ve just crushed it under two pieces of concrete powder, or thrown it into the Permit Offices suggestion box.

[@mysticalmaid]

Still would fail though. The only option was anvil, fire or eating.

[@hollabksquirrel]

screaming at the screen "THERE'S LAVA IN THE PERMIT OFFICE"

[@GSBarlev]

This was a completely unexpected bomb of hilarity dropped in my feed this morning. Also: you and Beans were robbed-your short film was clearly the best.

[@sheokh]

For death message, Mumbo has a death trap to enter his base where you get killed by a llama

[@deebea6364]

The 30 second movie didn’t have enough for me - I think you and Joel deserved the win there 🙌🏼✨

[@kittyshippercavegirl]

the video task was rigged, you and joel deserved that win

[@Kyra-t]

"why did the chicken cross the road? to deal with their psychological trauma" 💯

[@Kur0Engel]

I personally liked Joel and Cleo’s short film better. It was funny and made me actually chuckle out loud. (And I’m not saying this cause I’m on Cleo’s vid watching this, I genuinely liked it more)

[@saradm991]

I watched this live but genuinely have been listening to this almost every day since then. LIKE HOW IS THIS SO GOOD WHAATTT??

[@williamjones951]

BDouble smol........ the perfect pocket pal. And, the chicken as interior decorator, truly brilliant. 😅😂😂😅

[@Speed001]

0:02 Nice thumbnail, lol 26:26 You and Joel definitely made the best quality video 31:00 Joe doing what he does best, making things better for everyone. I wasn't sure if this was some trick where everything only Cub said counted until the explanation.

[@elsieshaw3550]

When grian's video comes out, I'm telling him it was a missed opportunity to do the return of poultry man 😂

[@red5_skywalker]

To be fair, it could be the origins of Poultry Man - a prequel instead of a sequel

[@elsieshaw3550]

@@red5_skywalker True. It was still a missed opportunity though

[@luckyowl314]

*A short film by Joe, False, and Beef* "Metro presents a tale of two wireless customers!" "I've been a customer since..." "Today!" "Forever."

[@ryudragon7]

That was a riot. Some great mini-competitions. I loved the chicken-impossible and reporting chicken abuse hotline shorts the most. 100% less chicken killing, and 72% more comedic value. And the life-size Bdubs joke amused me. Those modded armor stands are fantastic.

[@pietro93vit]

Joel - Cleo are an underrated duo

[@AddiAngelina]

For the death message, thorns on an armour stand would have been a good one.

[@Cluemily]

Considering you were doing this under time constraints, you honestly did quite well. It seems like simple tasks from a viewer's point, but when you have 10 minutes to organise yourself for something the pressure really does set in. But in my heart, the life sized Bdubs statue's a real winner.

[@thomasfplm]

7:25 An iron golem you create never become agressive towards you.

[@Arkyitor]

I feel like there's gonna be a new game of find-bdubs in people's bases now 😂

[@meganmart-kirven1604]

I think we need more Cleo and Joel moments

[@plushieangela]

I would have gone over to Mumbo's old death hole for the best message (you get spat to death by a llama while taking damage on a magma block) ...its covered up but still there. You could also fly with a friend to the void hole in magic mountain, punch each other then jump in and die to the void :P

[@Shard_vs]

"a genuine life sized replica of bdubs!" followed by the immediate spyglass zoom is the peak of comedy

[@AwesomeNPro]

You should build multiple bdubs all around false's base (and maybe bdubs base as well)

[@ConstantSorrow]

Grian definitely channeling inner Alex Horne.

[@magnamindie2336]

This genuinely felt like I was watching an episode of 'Taskmaster'. Loved it from start to finish and I would love to see more in this style!

[@lyloyal]

11:43 THAT is going in an out of context video mark my words

[@idontknowhowtochangemyusername]

I was so confused because I watched episode 19 today and for a split second I thought you uploaded two videos in the same day, 😂

[@SoshJam]

"That's a normal-sized version of me, Cleo. I want you to have it."

[@seanw159]

That chicken theme song needs to be a horn ASAP

[@blacktopgypsy5954]

Cleo and Joel’s video was clearly superior

[@Matteo_the_Plague_Doctor]

"Make the most interesting death Message" *Season 9 Zedaph has entered the chat*

[@TakoArishi]

That life-sized armor stand should have been an instant win. Really perfect start! Too bad things went downhill from there. Was really funny, though!

[@d3wdrop-o9q]

THIS CHICKEN HAS RIZZ AND MONEY AFHADFH

[@cullenlatham2366]

Now we need a colony of life-sized bdubs in someone's base, but they need something to carry off back to their hill...

[@pdbrighteyes2024]

Now Cleo take that life size Bdubs and get up with Keralis and make it dance with the Pandas he’s good at making dive bars lol

[@stlbuddhist]

Nobody crushed the melon with an anvil, very disappointed.

[@Joesbadatlife]

Should've gone to Mumbo's base for his death machine

[@sparrowslife5142]

Hopefully next time!

[@sojiro288]

Ok, I honestly laughed a little too hard at Joel and Cleo's short.

[@lenare4459]

I can't wait to figure out where Cleo hid that teeny tiny b-dubs.

[@nerdyPanda7288]

20:44 why chickens? I cry big poultry, specifically one big poultry humanoid.

[@capedkat]

I'll be careful to not give away any spoilers here...This was gold😂 And I was super impressed with both teams, because you all delivered somehow, with only having minutes to do it. Massively thanks for another banger episode and much love from the Netherlands!

[@FenrizDK]

"656 - The Number of the Zombie" - Iron Maiden pun if in doubt. 😂 13:47

[@ejorlando9060]

Robbed. Your film was spot on.

[@commandercorl1544]

honestly i'm gonna die on the hill that cleo and miniaturelegume's short film was way better than the others. the flashy vfx weren't even that good, and it ended so abruptly after such a quick story...

[@_Pixelated]

Two cleo videos in 3 days?! We have been blessed!

[@augustsplants]

WEPT AT THE TINY BDUBS. HE'S SO TEENSY. A LITTLE TINY GUY!!! WAAAA

[@thomasfplm]

17:26 You could have gone to Wels' shop.

[@evoeightyci]

Points should have been deducted for the one who left the chicken coup on Doc's Trim shop! Poor Doc wondering who would put a chicken coup on his shop for no reason! "Can I have that delivered?" Classic.

[@cereural7395]

Class not dismissed today 😢 guess I’ll sit here and wait till the next video

[@rivernyx8234]

The way I let out a little squeal as I love Hermitcraft and Taskmaster

[@ClanticDM]

Create custom item skins that look like Minecraft player arms to better hide the fact you’re using armor stands - can also prank people by making arms that match hermit skins to create realistic hermits to make other hermits think they’re real

[@lyloyal]

THE SHORT BDUBS JOKE OH NO

[@KatR264]

Joel and Cleo’s vid 🤣🤣🤣 So good!

[@shinigamigriffen6864]

Wait with these small armour stands you could make hermit “action figure” collectables in different poses and outfits

[@rachelkubacki1642]

This is so unhinged. I loved every second of it

[@christinwhite2317]

False really is the May Martin of Hermitcraft

[@raynman9574]

"Beat me". The discipline or innocence from Cub and Grian was impressive LMAO

[@NaturesEyesAndMouth]

It's funny how each group had the sad chicken in the rain theme lol

[@MTG_og]

You should gift Bedubs one of the statues

[@TJJEX]

you and Joel got absolutely robbed from your short film!

[@MegaLokopo]

No one remembered mumbo's llama death message?

[@RandyPrimus]

Joel’s banner looks like ET from the original Atari game

[@RaeRaeOR]

For the death message one I would have used Mumbo’s llama death machine. That danger zone message is hilarious

[@Person-on-this-earth]

Does anyone else think joels banner looks like an among us character?

[@fiddleriddlediddlediddle]

False and I had the same idea for a death message and I'm so proud of me.

[@kayleighlehrman9566]

Everyone on the cast here understood the assignment. You love to see it.

[@Ludi_Chris]

1:40 I can’t even. Lamo that was good.

[@Thor_son91]

Mumbo's old base entrance would have been solid death message

[@irregularlyregularly]

I can't believe that the Schrodinger's melon argument didn't work 😂

[@MR13IGH]

The sheer panic (by all) at a basic instruction is brilliant 😂