ZTV News Episode 1 (April 2012)

[@jomahawk7488]

Zone made a good choice by having Caxx voice Zone-Tan. Perfect combination of smart, snarky, a little childish, but can instantly change to anger or sexy whenever she wants to.

[@rin_vl]

Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan*

[@CyborgSlime]

2:10 "if you're wondering why we didnt write coming with a u, We're better then that"- Same channel that made the song "i want to teach the world to fap in perfect harmony"

[@RavemastaJ]

+Cyborg Slime But that's an homage to "I want to buy the world a Coke," which makes it okay.

[@CyborgSlime]

still its about fapping....

[@IcespherePlaysGames]

they make hentai on newgrounds.com...fapping and coming with a u is rather calm compared to actual animated pr0n

[@theemperor2017]

I miss the joke. Lol

[@francos.4273]

And?

[@BowserisOK]

Even the mascot of the hentai parody studio is calling you bronies out on your creepy obsessions, and that's saying a lot.

[@Superfan109]

Hell yeah! XD

[@michaelwilliams2956]

+Nocturus Yet she still animated a dancing OC of herself. Friggin love it lol

[@StrikerFX47]

Be that as it may they are no better.

[@93ImagineBreaker]

+Erik Moss overreaction

[@93ImagineBreaker]

+Nocturus troll

[@Sleepy_panda9]

I like it when she gets mad.

[@bendavis363]

so do i

[@karlosnalda1549]

Gerph18up > Zone

[@Knapperoni]

Trek Nut at least Zone can type cohesive language.

[@Sleepy_panda9]

sadred1121 :p i know.....

[@bromodragone8405]

My dear master is truly beautiful when she's mad.

[@badboy-wf7fz]

Lots. And LOTS. OF JELLO.

[@bideabiere6125]

Poor jello

[@coddyclements2834]

Jello × 99999999999 99999999999 99999999999 99999999999 99999999999 99999999999 99999999999 99999999999 99999999999 99999999999 99999999999 99999999999 999999999999 That's a lot of dammmage

[@trash_boi3290]

jello was not hurt in the making of this video

[@hienduongvan8454]

@@trash_boi3290 you sure?

[@trash_boi3290]

@@hienduongvan8454 nope

[@FromRussia_With_Love]

When Zone-Tan starts ranting at bronies, check out the telly screen behind her, it flashes "eat their eyes" and "don't rape horses, kids."

[@dison7608]

One of the background buildings (the tall one) also starts smoking after the rant.

[@AszBlaster1802]

I've ascended to godhood by 69ing this post

[@dvdrss6]

Finally, someone had the spine to hurt the brony fapper community's feelings. Thank you Zone Tan.

[@93ImagineBreaker]

fuck u

[@93ImagineBreaker]

smith monty i dont but fuck u 4 ignorance

[@TheUnknown-nn1yf]

93ImagineBreaker then sorry and hapoy new years well after e.e

[@alexj470]

Like I give a fuck.

[@alexj470]

***** And you don't know that.

[@Reekumon]

To believe I was already a fan of Zone when I was 11

[@seb99342]

Wow man... I recognized Zone TV at the end of 2020

[@Linosek279]

Hol up

[@rejectedhex]

No seriously 😂 I miss those days

[@chrismanning2888]

Same. I was a fan when I was only 8. It's even worse for me, cause back then I didn't know she was a NSFW character

[@WhyName]

God damnit. This series is so good :( Wish there were more episodes. Jello scene is still hilarious.

[@oldabandonedaccount7751]

*LOTS* *AND LOTS* *OF JELLO* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@venatortheanimefan4526]

I wonder why the series stopped?

[@bitbreaker_creator]

@@venatortheanimefan4526 yeah i wonder 😏

[@michaelk9907]

Contrary to popular belief, pony porn isn't even the worst the internet has to offer!

[@NukelearFallout]

Dude, compared to what's out there this is also normal as it gets.

[@freku2321]

IM THE SCAT MAN

[@anubisofkhaos]

@@freku2321 ew

[@freku2321]

@@anubisofkhaos skibibadabeeskabidibop

[@DAKRAB]

NTR

[@ProfessionalLoser95]

The cracks on my screen makes it look like Zone's anger broke my screen 😅

[@sayori_benta2811]

xD

[@michaelmaier3802]

same

[@orion9026]

XD

[@elpeedro4513]

Me too

[@BeanTownStevo]

Can't agree any more than Michael

[@hamsterdoom360]

N-not sure if should Subscribe.... I don't want my family somehow finding out about it. Guess it's time to create an alternate KZbin account... again.

[@Lain2337]

+hamsterdoom360 ha ha same here

[@ShirialKiller]

That profile pic of yours matches your comment perfectly.

[@zerohimada3925]

lol

[@robertmarley9380]

Says you, commenting on said video...

[@onyxxdrako4648]

hamsterdoom360 I did

[@FelicityTor]

is that a burning building in the background?!

[@ten-thousandbees8453]

Lighting struck it.

[@capsdoesanything]

Ryuka Inu no kidding Sherlock

[@traceydixon4705]

Yea it appeared after she was angry

[@serendipity4181]

On the screen at the back during the few frames where Zone-Tan (

[@TrueUnderDawgGaming]

Still some of the funniest flash I've ever seen though!

[@sharkins8696]

Hello 10 year old comment, lol

[@rockman642]

Didn’t expect you to see you here

[@S0renz]

(1:44)"Eat their eyes." (1:47)"Don't RAPE horses, kids." Helps if you either watch in low speed or pause rapidly.

[@Skul1ManEXE]

And being ZONE-Tan's news, that isn't out of place.

[@S0renz]

Correct. It is not.

[@SimiaMundus]

The look on her face and the sound of her voice when she reads the second letter is just perfect

[@kpgokj]

she so cute when was angry.

[@neverendingenterprises]

Facks

[@mcgee5013]

Ancient comment

[@rwaddleofficiall8414]

Facts

[@Enigmatic220]

SIMP

[@localretard3779]

In her demon form yes

[@MASF_]

What makes this even funnier is she sounds like Twilight Sparkle when she speaks, making her whole rant even funnier to me. Also I can't get enough of her OC dancing.

[@NefariousDreary]

Not only is Zone Tan a beautiful character, her voice is gorgeous! This hilarious, btw :)

[@NefariousDreary]

*this is hilarious

[@wackyclock]

Vinny Raptor Not when she goes berserk.

[@NefariousDreary]

Black Mage especially when she goes berserk! :D

[@Ghostcyborg71]

I like how a hentai guy can do this and not get ( much ) criticism.

[@zam9366]

that he is a she

[@frisktheneko1536]

Oh shit it's like Samus being a girl!

[@CritVA]

anybody notice the building in the back @ 1:50

[@eyrthros2891]

Ha that's their joke on 9/11. if only this was done in February.

[@eyrthros2891]

+Eyrthros Athanatos "September" I haven't slept for a few days my bad

[@riastradh]

+Eyrthros Athanatos was it a 9/11 joke? It just looks like Zone got so pissed lightening fucked up that building

[@eyrthros2891]

+Carl Coonderpistan oh fuck I'm late but to answer your question, I saw the lightning and all but I'm sure Zone knew what he was doing. besides if he did use a plane to hit the tower he would have gotten so much hate.

[@Shoshii]

Eyrthros Athanatos I thought it was a she..

[@killerfsx]

2024 anyone?

[@MeganeStudio]

😏

[@TGMINETM]

Since 9 years ago, did you guys make such a good animation? wow

[@kalimbatuna6462]

Who are they? Why are they talking about porn? WHAT IS THIS?

[@angreif]

it's a porn site. because it's a porn site. a porn site.

[@kalimbatuna6462]

A hentai site? Oh well.

[@AfroNinja1278]

I will have to visit this site for...um...*coughs*....research! Yeah, research! That's why...

[@kalimbatuna6462]

You sound as trustworthy as a politician my friend.

[@angreif]

Kalimba Tuna Well, he never said that he wasn't researching masturbation.

[@henryrules135135]

RebelTaxi anyone?

[@BrianWallaceaiaiaiaiaia]

Yup, he sent me here

[@thatforcefieldguy6070]

Yup... Me too

[@tylerb9163]

Same

[@VVeritasRES]

yeah^^

[@Blizzard199X]

I got in the zone.

[@splatoonweenoranime7034]

One of the most legendary and scary people on the Internet

[@overlordsnow14]

the building in the back is burning, anyone want to tend to that or shall we instead ignore it?

[@KelchanFerret]

1:40 - 1:50 As a brony. I approve of this message. A thousand times over.

[@DreamerZeke]

This is epic! I really hope this will be a regular series (once a month or something like that, maybe....I don't know) and not leaving us wondering when a new episode MIGHT come out. I really want to see more eps of this.

[@fextromaze4336]

cant believe i watch this when i was a kid

[@wilhelmkreuz7637]

Same

[@JohnMkrv]

Same.

[@MusicLoverx3]

Back at it again watching these again cuz I love Zonetan! Who else is here?

[@JennyQuaklesL00K]

who else watched her leaked tape..

[@Mystsprit]

Right about to

[@capsdoesanything]

mami Wtf

[@chitoruvalcaba9867]

Hmmmmmmm that’s pretty sus

[@journeysoutloud1990]

Yup was satisfied with it.

[@Rezuvious]

What The! how did i get here?....better question what was i doing to end up here?

[@thegalaxydragon9199]

Rezuvious I don't want to know, yet, i'm mildly curious as to what you were doing to get here... xD

[@Scry999]

.

[@boygeeriv170]

Same thing here... I'm outtie

[@slicingshadow9054]

Its really obvious this is news from a porn maker

[@gidelix]

Good question. I was just wondering too...

[@TheKhopesh]

1:47 Actually, I could get off on Zone-Tan blasting away cute little furry critters with a shotgun... (I think I might need help... But the voices in my head say I'm fine, so I probably don't need to worry myself.) ^_^

[@TheKhopesh]

***** "Insanity: The state of being seriously mentally ill; madness." I don't feel ill... ^_^

[@davidplayhard]

Oh dear lord, the day they have Zone blast away lil critters w/ a boom stick will be a glorious one indeed.

[@davybones7912]

Helo edgelord

[@The1993luffy]

Here i am, 28.11.2017, rewatching all the ZTV videos... Zone please make more!

[@NightfallAlphaZero]

The building struck by lightning, it's still burning.

[@narutofox1999]

1:54 why the building got fire behind zone-ta~~~~~~~~~n ?

[@sitrihalphas4456]

can’t believe i watched this when i was younger lmaoo

[@leduc6919]

This turned 10 years old today.

[@iitsmeromii]

9 years ago, king shit.

[@AishiMTA]

0:52 do you get the wet intercourse noises f---- Okay i'm done for today

[@Optimo69]

Why is this animated so well

[@dontmindme008]

+Brav0 cuz its zone-SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@patrivkk]

i watched this channel when i was 12 and now I know where it all started.

[@aceluffy8609]

Anyone else watching this in 2021

[@directorgeff]

Here for the nostalgia…… if one can wrangle nostalgia out of something like this

[@ethanking4954]

I really wish we could get a constant series. Even 2+3 eps a year would be clutch

[@sr-hw1or]

Birth of a legend

[@Zacariah_0]

How am I only just now finding this channel?? This is amazing!

[@funnyfunnyvalentine7991]

I wish they'd bring this back :I

[@funnyfunnyvalentine7991]

The madlads actually did it

[@JohnMkrv]

@@funnyfunnyvalentine7991 yep

[@cody7445]

After she got angry the building in the background gained two holes with smoke billowing out of them lol

[@XZenon]

1:59 (Building in the background) *Oh...*

[@kenkanaki494]

DAMN ITS BEEN THIS LONG NOSTALGIA FEELING

[@Kamidake83]

Wow....Zone-tan....I uh...Damn.... Marry me?

[@RandomGuyOnTheInternet01]

Kamidake83 lol

[@sumega2633]

THE FIRST SIMP

[@mackyrulez756]

SUMega he be heavy simpin on ryuko these days

[@timothy__tt]

Where it all began...

[@Seanatonin]

That Narrator us awesome. I swear I heard him doing his own show.

[@janb.3600]

0:35 "Your _regular_ source for updates, feedback and news here on Zone archive." regular is a strong word.

[@directorgeff]

2:23 we’ve learned to be patient :/

[@tevinanarchy774]

Am I the only one that noticed that the fire in the huge building in the background came when she went crazy?

[@yaqub_2.0]

it was struck by lightning, you can see it, right when she says 'fuck'

[@tevinanarchy774]

TheRoc97 thanks!

[@Levinewak]

1:38 What about Equestria girls?

[@kassandraofodyssey6475]

I like the little detail of smoke coming out of the ZTV tower after she had her slight meltdown.

[@joxbihary7369]

Mwuhahaha! There you got cloppers! No video for ya this time!

[@anthreosgaming_nology9527]

well, hello there---

[@gianreyes3762]

YESSSS!! SHE AN ANTI-BRONIEEEEE......!!

[@slayerchannel513]

Not Anti-bronie, She hates only MLP hentai/porn.

[@jerseyjackrabbit2829]

shes anti clopper. sadly theirs a difference.

[@carterbeck4000]

hooray

[@IFSpartan350]

Gian Reyes aggressive and truthful new waifu

[@carterbeck4000]

its cuz slenderman hates bronies just as much as she does

[@dragonsfanges101]

Why am I just now seeing these videos? My good they are great

[@The00Devils00Seraph]

So much jello... sounds delicious ;P

[@aldrichdeleon3096]

Hi

[@DaveTheDucc]

6 years and 13 likes

[@whiterabbit75]

Sounds like she might be a fan of _It's Always Time._

[@Crow-vk4vx]

2:12 I know were this is going

[@AnimeBadassary]

That pony part scared the shit out of me. But still badass though! >;D

[@IkEisawesome7]

This is my new favorite KZbin channel

[@RedFenceAnime]

Edward is 13. But you also made a Yoko flash and Yoko is 14. If it's about breast size, what about Jinx, she looks 14-15 and has close to no breasts (just like Ed). Maybe it's not about (supposed) age, but what about Suiseiseki. She's a doll but she sure looks the same age as Ed (or even younger) And finally Konata, she's 17 but she look like she's 10. Or do you just reply "She looks like an addult.","Nobody ever said her what her age was.","It's a doll." and "Since the anime took a year she's 18 now." to all the Loli charges? TL;DR: Why not Ed?

[@Darksky1001able]

I never did like loli stuff. Really uncomfortable.

[@RedFenceAnime]

It's really weird reading a post I made 6 years ago. @@Darksky1001able Thanks for sharing, i guess. I think my points still stand though. The reason given doesn't make sense given their previous work: ✔️Yoko ✔️Jinx ✔️Suiseiseki ✔️Konata ❌Ed Why?

[@HayzenAnimations]

2:46 I feel insecure now

[@kodyap1293]

Not that I'm into pony porn, but damn. A little harsh huh? I get why, but damn.

[@codec69]

you can never be harsh enough on pony porn. you hear me ? never!

[@davidisback9]

***** ^ agreed..

[@ladyinwight]

It's funny because as of late, My Little Pony has become one of the most used tags on all of the henai sites I visit...

[@minhphamquang1232]

***** Actually, Yes, it does, I can not understand what is so good about ponies having sex ? It just... I have no idea why

[@DarkAbusis]

***** I'm not saying I watch pony porn, but wouldn't you say its better than car porn? Trust me they have that.

[@frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574]

It's really been 8 damn years.

[@zachisback7115]

Aaaa did anyone see the building that is on fire in the background and yes I no this video was made 5 years ago I gust wanted to say this.

[@mkl6212]

It was

[@kakezikendrick334]

2021 anyone? Still covid

[@Multidethe_drake]

Anyone see this in 2024:

[@meta_gamer1291]

I am

[@killerfsx]

here

[@Runway_E]

Finally a reliable news source

[@MrThekillerGAME1]

Im a brony. I cant hate zone tan D:

[@sienguo69]

***** O- okay ;-;

[@comradehorsefucker2483]

***** wow rude )^:

[@arthurhex]

i am also a brony but is it even possible to hate her

[@JollyNator]

***** JERK!!!!

[@JollyNator]

Arthur Aloysius Not really.

[@rerror1882]

So 9 11 happend here

[@ScottKHluv]

1:44 - Creepypastas begin here...I swear it.

[@NicolasSparks8371]

Hmm good news from 10 years ago

[@hazamayayoi5088]

I have a new waifu now. Please watch me, Zone-tan.

[@Skul1ManEXE]

She watches us all.

[@Alexd0t]

*Rebel taxi bring me here XD* But I like the show and zone-tan :3 lol

[@archilonshadowheart7]

God i love Zone Tan, awesome Personality its been a couple years now and i still like her, she's a funny creepy weirdo

[@meta_gamer1291]

Man this is like a time machine lmao.

[@theashennamedjerry3203]

I love this fucking website.

[@ForsakenMemories45]

So what a minute, does Zone_Tan hate bronies, or cloppers? Because I don't clop but I am a brony and I absolutely love Zone_Tan and Zone. I would hate to think that the artist would reflect his feelings (which is usually how it is when their character feels/says something) for a select portion of a group over the whole.

[@The_Wolf_At_Your_Door]

No, Zone doesn't have anything against bronies or cloppers. He/she said him/her self that he only exaggerated the reaction with Zone-tan to make it funny. MLP porn is just isn't something that he/she will ever do.

[@ForsakenMemories45]

Oh alright, that's fantastic...both the 'not really hating' and the 'not doing pony porn': That kind of porn just gets too much hate for how much love it gets.

[@papi_dummy]

Face it, the show is for children.

[@dc7981]

Chuck Norris Your point?

[@girlywolfpup1588]

1:38 Zone please....We were just asking!

[@jashuavazquez5378]

OneWingedDash Rants And YOU saw how she felt. Do you really want to be at the brunt of her wrath?

[@girlywolfpup1588]

No, I love Zone too much

[@tophearthbendingmasta1150]

this is the first time I've seen your show and I already love it

[@Skullkid-G]

he just killed those people in the building in the back round

[@fr0stdr4ke95]

*she*

[@atxngr7693]

1:47 Don't rape horses kids

[@sandman5522]

Friday Night Funkin'?

[@JohnMkrv]

N o

[@marcferrer1442]

I didn't notice it before, but after Zone-tan snaps, the building in the background inexplicably exploded

[@MSDTADarthRevan]

Descubrí está joyita gracias a un mod de Xcom 2, gracias desconocido por darme a conocer a tan tremenda waifu.

[@foxylan1309]

Vaya un hablador en español

[@MSDTADarthRevan]

@@foxylan1309 sipi

[@Aster-ORIME]

Ora Devo Sfogarmi ;)

[@tomthecyberhumandrone1412]

I come here after ep 10 and I'm going to watch the entire thing if see is zone being a$$hole to Dave

[@gamerlogan3879]

I really like this. This is something cool I haven't seen before on any KZbin channel. Love it

[@Aulut]

1:46 1:49 HOLY SHIT

[@davidetassoni4529]

1:45 1:47

[@melodywhispersong9541]

Not sure if I approve, but pony porn and anime do not mix well.

[@ladyinwight]

There's no anime involved in this...

[@melodywhispersong9541]

Shhh

[@micky0000]

i like how the building behind her got zapped by lightning once she turned into a monster .