Very entertaining as always. Great commentary. Do you think all road users (not pedestrians, although that would be funny), should have to have working cameras fitted? It might make the roads a little safer.
@swss3 күн бұрын
@@bdawg9206 BD god to hear from you. if we all had cameras fitted to our vehicles and bikes that posted straight to the cloud and couldn’t be deleted that the police had access to, it would solve 90% of bad driving.and the cyclists might actually stop at red lights. BUT, it’s way too Orwellian, the real crooks would find a way to override it and I would be posting very boring videos about how polite everyone was to each other. ☹️
@drcl74292 күн бұрын
Well I think a tax should be added through insurance. If you don't want to have a camera then you pay 100% tax on your insurance. The camera' should have an additional module to allow short periods of random remote monitoring to ensure it has not been disabled.
@occamraiser3 күн бұрын
You have to admire the public spirited generosity of most cyclists and motorcyclists - rolling the dice every day to see if they're going to save the lives of a bunch of people waiting on transplant lists. Frankly I'd give everyone under 40 who wants one a high powered motorbike.... and a private road to play with them, away from innocent roadusers.
@swss3 күн бұрын
Took me a little while to realise your user name was a play on Ockham’s Razor 😎, always good to have an educated viewer commenting on my banal drivel! Nice one!
@user-jo4tw9tt5e3 күн бұрын
اخي احذف الفيديوا لانه يحوي صور نساء هذا حرام لايجوز النساء غير محجبات
@eddiehawkins70494 күн бұрын
If you're moving back to the left hand lane, you don't need to indicate.
@Sarge0844 күн бұрын
Errm, what rule in the highway code says that? I have my own rule, if I'm going to cross any white line I indicate my intention far enough in advance for other drivers to find it helpful. Lane change and turns!!!
@Tailspin804 күн бұрын
Do you drive a BMW? Rule 133 If you need to change lane, first use your mirrors and if necessary take a quick sideways glance to make sure you will not force another road user to change course or speed. When it is safe to do so, signal to indicate your intentions to other road users and when clear, move over.
@eddiehawkins70493 күн бұрын
@@Tailspin80 @Sarge084 If I am returning to lane two or one after overtaking, I will consider indicating if there is some reason that I might not be expected to return to that lane or if there is the possibility that I might come into conflict with another road user who might possibly be looking to move into that lane. If you are driving (or riding) on a dual carriageway and overtake a vehicle, it is expected that you will return to lane two or one ( because that is what you should do), so, generally speaking, Indicating is not always necessary. Although I have been driving for quite a few years, I am quite new to motorcycling. In early 2023 I passed my bike test and guess what! No mention of the way I use indicators on a dual carriageway. Later in 2023 I successfully completed an Enhanced Rider Scheme course. No mention of the way I use indicators on a dual carriageway. A few months ago I got some rather nice feedback from the Police motorcycle and driving instructor who was the observer on my Bikesafe observed ride. There were one or two things which I was advised to pay attention to, but nothing about the way that I use indicators on a dual carriageway. Rather odd that. I'm not saying that you shouldn't indicate, and agree that it can be quite a good idea to do so under certain circumstances, but a blanket criticism of people not indicating to move into the lane which they should (as a good driver or rider) move into, is not right.
@Tailspin803 күн бұрын
@@eddiehawkins7049 On a motorway it’s rarely as simple as overtaking a single vehicle and returning to your lane. Usually it’s staying in lane 2 or 3 for an extended period of time as you pass multiple vehicles, and the decision to drop back a lane depends on how long your likely to stay in it before you move out again. If it’s only 5 or 10 seconds most drivers will stay where they are to avoid unnecessary lane changes. It is therefore good practice to ALWAYS indicate. Just follow the Highway Code - mirror, signal manoeuvre. How difficult is that? Occasionally your apparently unnecessary signal will be helpful to other drivers who have not read your intentions correctly. For example, occasionally 2 cars will move from lane 1 and lane 3 at the same time to fill a space in lane 2. Signalling first may help to avoid a collision. I passed my test 52 years ago and I’m still learning!
@JD-env14 күн бұрын
I think this guy needs to find something better to do with his time.
@moxiesaint-clare42574 күн бұрын
Thats not new Scotland yard. That is the headquarters of the parliamentary police. New Scotland yard is in victoria.
@martincull9371Күн бұрын
look again the old rotating sign from Victoria Street is outside. It also says New Scotland Yard, bit of a giveaway that.
@drcl74294 күн бұрын
Top impressions.
@welshwizard6452 күн бұрын
Really make the video stand out..
@docbugsy4 күн бұрын
There might be a blinker fluid shortage 😏
@swss4 күн бұрын
@@docbugsy priceless, 🤣 gotta use that next time
@simskeeper4 күн бұрын
Those BMW drivers!
@swss4 күн бұрын
@@simskeeper well, it needs to change to me having a go at Audi drivers
@Mark_Moore6010 күн бұрын
Those cops heard there was a Donut sale on 😂 😂
@swss10 күн бұрын
@@Mark_Moore60 🤣🤣😂
@Debbiestrainsandtoys9 күн бұрын
Probably off seize a 20 minuters bike though been seizing a lot of delivery bikes
@swss9 күн бұрын
@@Debbiestrainsandtoys well there’s something I didn’t know, are the police specifically targeting them for non CBT and or insurance if so it’s about time.
@regbarnard286610 күн бұрын
Almost certain it was a mis-gendering on Facebook.
@swss6 күн бұрын
🤣 most probably, which show how mad a world it is out there!
@mitvelkez10 күн бұрын
Ththththth ththth Chris Waddle.
@swss10 күн бұрын
@@mitvelkez sminky pinky, buttras buttras ghali
@andrewbennett775610 күн бұрын
He won't sell money ice cream 🍦🍦 travelling at that speed
@swss10 күн бұрын
@@andrewbennett7756 indeed, 🤣 seem to remember the same sketch had the line, they’re playing cricket on the tv….. they’ll fall off! Eric Morecambe was a comedy genius
@DonPablo201110 күн бұрын
Charley says mreow meow mrow mow meow. (2.44)
@swss10 күн бұрын
@@DonPablo2011 🤣 oh god I remember those Charlie says public info cartoons
@DonPablo201110 күн бұрын
@@swss LOL. Glad I'm not the only one. So many people I make a joke about them to and they just look at me blankly. 😭
@swss10 күн бұрын
@@DonPablo2011 well, you have to be of a certain age! 😳
@DonPablo201110 күн бұрын
@@swss True, true.
@SloboloboVFR10 күн бұрын
WTF was that sportbike doing? I blows my mind what people think is a good idea.
@peterkelly567210 күн бұрын
Greggs shutting in 5 mins cops gotta get there sausage rolls 😊
@swss10 күн бұрын
Vegan or proper sausage?
@Thenogomogo-zo3un10 күн бұрын
Vauxhall is bloody murder, been through it loads of times from the Kennington side on a motorcycle is doable, on a bicycle is suicide. Like the Tango advert commentary, great stuff! 😂
@swss10 күн бұрын
@@Thenogomogo-zo3un worst I’ve ever had on bicycle is going round Hyde Park Corner coming up from Victoria but want to get down Piccadilly. Truly terrifying. Trying to get inspiration for other voices.
@Thenogomogo-zo3un10 күн бұрын
@@swss Yes, thats terrifying, you got several rows of traffic to go through all trying to kill you and its uphill.
@swss10 күн бұрын
@@Thenogomogo-zo3un yes uphill you have to move across to the middle of the roundabout and then back into the outside two lanes once the traffic has separated to go up Park Lane, all the time peddling furiously to keep pace with all the traffic around you
@bdawg920610 күн бұрын
Great vid as always and very entertaining. I just can't believe people's stupidity. Hang on a mo. Yes, I can believe it. It is definitely a 'Mad World' 🤪
@swss10 күн бұрын
Bdawg, great to hear from you, the level of stupidity keeps on impressing me.
@bdawg920610 күн бұрын
They are reaching very high levels of stupidity. One day, they'll see one of your vids and say,'That was me. What an idiot I was.' But there again, maybe not.😂
@randomoldbloke10 күн бұрын
You could not pay me enough ( currency of my choice) to drive around in that orrible place , stay safe and cheers from edge of the outback Australia
@swss10 күн бұрын
@@randomoldbloke great to hear from Oz, sorry about my awful Aussie accents.
@grahamhawes714610 күн бұрын
Love the commentary.
@swss10 күн бұрын
@@grahamhawes7146 cheers ! 😎
@anthonynoelgarside614013 күн бұрын
Richmond is in North Yorkshire and looks nothing like this .
@swss13 күн бұрын
@@anthonynoelgarside6140 🤣 neither does Richmond Virginia! But please update on the status of idiots living in N Yorkshire for comparison.
@David1964able13 күн бұрын
I noticed you were overtaking traffic on the left, is that allowed in London?
@swss13 күн бұрын
@@David1964able ah, your talking about filtering down the inside of the stationary traffic, you can filter past stationary traffic, I’m not aware there’s anything in the Highway Code that says you can’t filter down the inside as it’s perfectly acceptable to do so between lanes, so technically on the inside of traffic but it’s not normally perceived as correct. I don’t normally but there was no room down the outside. 🫤 happy to be corrected if someone can reference the Highway Code that says you can’t.
@patrickbodine130014 күн бұрын
Stupid is as stupid does. Darwin award winner on wheels.
@swss14 күн бұрын
@@patrickbodine1300 yup! 👍
@riley88115 күн бұрын
😮Can I ask u said they done battery upgrade for around £100. But I noticed online they do another aswel 14.4+ battery - upgradeable to 15.6kWh or 17.3kWh Z-Force 75-7, 3 phase motor with 60 hp peak power and 132 Nm (97 ft lb) torque
@swss15 күн бұрын
@@riley881 I believe the upgrade for that price was a limited offer, it upgraded the battery from 14.4 to 15.6 kWh
@riley88115 күн бұрын
Is it worth waiting awhile to get bigger discount off the bike or just buying it now @@swss
@swss15 күн бұрын
@@riley881 Sales wise, things are very quiet in the dealerships at the moment so now would be a good time to phone around to get a discount
@riley88115 күн бұрын
@@swssthank you
@martincull937116 күн бұрын
Overtaking on a double solid line and right outside New Scotland Yard. Plenty of cameras there.
@swss16 күн бұрын
@@martincull9371 oh god I totally forgot it was outside NSY 🙃what a missed opportunity for a great gag!
@steve00alt7016 күн бұрын
How dare that foot guy pretends he is in Taiwan
@swss16 күн бұрын
@@steve00alt70 😂
@childofthe60s10017 күн бұрын
Dialogue incoherent and unintelligible.
@peters618817 күн бұрын
Yes, stay safe. There are some real winners out there!
@swss17 күн бұрын
@@peters6188 👍🤣
@phillwainewright422118 күн бұрын
I seriously doubt crocs guy has passed his test, despite the lack of L plates.
@swss18 күн бұрын
@@phillwainewright4221 🤣 honestly officer the L plate was attached when I left home 😳
@trevornelmes933118 күн бұрын
At least the guy had his crocks in 4WD mode, and ... lastly, today Tony, I identify as a salmon.
@swss18 күн бұрын
@@trevornelmes9331 🤣🤪🤣
@markdavies550818 күн бұрын
I'm pretty sure those Crocs come fitted with D30 Level 2 body armour.
@swss18 күн бұрын
Honestly, that’s the best come back I’ve ever had thrown at me, you sir are a genius!
@steve00alt7016 күн бұрын
D30 is old technology by modern standards nowadays
@mitvelkez18 күн бұрын
When I see cones on the road I often wonder; should slalom through them as I was taught on my CBT?
@swss18 күн бұрын
@@mitvelkez 🤣 good one, clearly you’re a fellow worshiper at the of church irreverent humour!
@SloboloboVFR18 күн бұрын
Careful about taking on the electric bike mobs. Ive been feeling the wrath for days. Its been a nightmare I even forgot to put sweetener in my coffee. Dont cross em!
@swss18 күн бұрын
@@SloboloboVFR half of my content is taking the piss out of lime bike riders, they’re a menace. They practically never stop at red lights and have no idea about road safety, even cyclists hate them! But the e-bike owners not Lime bikers are a different breed and can be very vocal about their right to be on the road on bikes that are effectively e-mopeds not bicycles. Had plenty of haters on that subject. Stay safe bud.
@ianmason.18 күн бұрын
Sullying a pristine, unused comments section? With my reputation? I should bloody well cocoa!
@swss18 күн бұрын
@@ianmason. Ian, good to hear from you, just remember “you ain’t seen me, right!”
@ianmason.18 күн бұрын
@@swss Upon returning to see what has happened to the comments section since I, erm, initiated it, KZbin presented me with a lingerie advert, complete with writhing young women. Are they trying to tell me something?
@swss18 күн бұрын
@@ianmason. maybe it has something to do with the supermodel comment on one of my previous videos 🤣
@adenwellsmith690819 күн бұрын
2:30. You should have told him, he would have subscribed
@swss19 күн бұрын
@@adenwellsmith6908 🤣 he’s a repeat offender/contributor to this channel. I don’t take that route due to roadworks otherwise I’m sure we’d see much more of him on a regular basis!
@adenwellsmith690819 күн бұрын
@@swss What we need is some policing. A local junction is running 1200 offences an hour. This is the Old Kent Road. 3 deaths. 8 life changing injuries [I learned of another tonight] in 18 months. Wil the police act? Solution is simple, but they won't. It's all about enforcing corporate revenue collection, when they could get millions easily.
@swss18 күн бұрын
@@adenwellsmith6908 careful what you wish for, IMO the modern day policing is less about policing breaking of laws and more about curtailing freedom of speech. I have no desire to see more thought police out there, but if they were enforcing real laws I’d totally agree with you.
@adenwellsmith690818 күн бұрын
@@swss The police don't like me. Mainly because I keep winning complaints. Lots of them. I've got one going in next week against Rowley because he broke the law. To use the vernacular, he's bang to rights. He should have delegated and read the law.
@Debbiestrainsandtoys23 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂 the driver the 20 minuter is tailgating has no idea what’s going on behind them very disrespectful to do that on a busy high street
@swss23 күн бұрын
I really couldn’t believe the 20 minuter would get that close , and then take one hand off the handle bars😳
@Debbiestrainsandtoys23 күн бұрын
😂😂😂 uh the Count wouldn’t swear though
@swss23 күн бұрын
@@Debbiestrainsandtoys well not on Sesame Street 🤣
@derekmarshall633223 күн бұрын
He’s gonna knock one out in the middle of Battersea 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@swss23 күн бұрын
Not sure what he was really doing, but it was comedy gold as far as I was concerned
@1duskyknight13 күн бұрын
That was my favourite quote. 😂😂
@swss12 күн бұрын
@@1duskyknight 👍
@shantidog110123 күн бұрын
Always expect spastics behind the wheel 24/7, it's like playing russian roulette in London.Madness . Stay safe my man.
@moussabenmohamed289424 күн бұрын
Es tu satisfait de ce modele 2024 ? J'hésite pour mon premier achat de Zero entre la S 2023 et la S 2024, as tu une recommandation à faire ?
@Ironhorse360DEG24 күн бұрын
look here, we have us a UK karen on a scooter. always moaning about someone else, it's never your fault for the situation you find yourself in.
@swss24 күн бұрын
@@Ironhorse360DEG ??? Who’s on a scooter? Think you’ve missed the point of the video, the other 41,000 viewers seem to see the funny side of it, judging by the positive comments and likes. 🙃
@Ironhorse360DEG24 күн бұрын
@@swss you UK and australian riders are the biggest karens. oh look he's on his phone, he cut the corner, they're in the crosswalk, blah blah blah. ride or drive, mind your own business, and stop poking your nose where it doesnt belong.
@SloboloboVFR25 күн бұрын
1 hand on the bars, 2 foot away from the car in front. Looking at the phone screen. Its like some people want to crash. Also I got overtaken by a "cyclist" on an ebike yesterday then watched him run a red light. Par for the course apart from he over took me while I was doing 30....
@swss25 күн бұрын
@@SloboloboVFR I’ve tracked an e-bike doing 40, he ran a red light and had to swerve around pedestrians as he had no chance of stopping at that speed with bicycle brakes and tyres. It was in one of my earlier videos. How’s the channel going? Saw you were complaining about a cap that seems to be happening on your shorts. Do they stop at exactly 10k? You should be able to find out from the KZbin studio app
@SloboloboVFR25 күн бұрын
@@swss a large portion of my shorts cap at 10k. The channel itself is doing well to be fair Id just like to know what the cap is about.
@trevornelmes933125 күн бұрын
Knock one out. Fnar, fnar.
@swss25 күн бұрын
@@trevornelmes9331 fnar fnar what an excellent Viz reference, perhaps I should look to re ntroduce Roger Melly, “ bollocks! “
@SloboloboVFR25 күн бұрын
@@swss child hood memory unlocked. Sitting on the train going to school all reading the same viz comic feeling grown up because our comic had naughty words.
@swss25 күн бұрын
@@SloboloboVFR I used to love viz, ……. fat slags, finbar Saunders, Roger Melly, etc etc.
@lestorhaslam26 күн бұрын
First of all, the average cost of an ambulance call out is estimated at around £25,000, secondly, these idiots, if they survive, obviously think skin grafts are great fun.
@swss26 күн бұрын
@@lestorhaslam if that annoyed you, you’ll love the guy in tomorrow’s video on his scooter wearing crocks! I shit you not !
@davewalkergc272427 күн бұрын
Love your commentary! Very funny😂
@swss27 күн бұрын
@@davewalkergc2724 thanks, it’s a lot of fun to put together
@radharcanna27 күн бұрын
If you didn’t laugh at the idiots, you’d have to cry. Some road users just don’t give a damn about others.
@swss27 күн бұрын
@@radharcanna it’s just the sheer quantity of muppets on the roads that surprises me
@michaelrejoinbradford128227 күн бұрын
Her3 we go full of idiots except myself
@MikeMcRoberts27 күн бұрын
I commute in and out of London daily. I would say I see 90% of ALL scooter/moped riders using their phone whilst riding or when stopped at lights.
@swss27 күн бұрын
@@MikeMcRoberts it’s the hand held device that really surprises me. Or as you’ll see in my next video, using a phone when less than a metre and a half from someone’s rear bumper. There seems to be no built in preservation mode with these guys
@johnlanigan553227 күн бұрын
You bunch of idiots. I'm sick to death of this 'holier than thou' bollocks about what to wear on a two wheeler. The only legal requirement in the RTA is suitable head protection. If you are not skilled and knowledgeable enough to work out how stay out of trouble, (in all conditions and situations), you should donate your pocket rocket to someone who can.