Mobile Ads Keep Getting Worse

Mike watches disgusting and disturbing mobile game ads to further melt his brain, and yours too!
Full Stream: • Uncomfy Mobile Game Ads
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[@TheActualAnthonino]

". . .too vile for Mike" is a terrifying phrase which should never be uttered by human lips. If it's too vile for Mike, *it's worse than the human mind could feasibly imagine.*

[@Lkymn]

It was two videos and they were REALLY bad. Like, medical wounds bad.

[@StormDatIsApproaching]

It was a special kind of pain, all of us who were there to witness it live now have a survivor bond. Like the hobbits of the end of lord of the rings

[@bigredradish]

for the curious among us: let's just say if you've had a history of lyme disease it was a very difficult watch

[@peppercorn1553]

this that shit that got Lovecraft tweaking

[@crazyluigi6664]

@@Lkymn Three videos, actually.

[@StormDatIsApproaching]

This doesn't do justice to the MK Ultra level of brain smoothing torture hours of these ads was. There should be some sort of "I survived Jabroni Mike's mobile ads full stream" medal

[@necron8992]

9:02 ads so rancid they became a cognitohazard

[@matt_r_w]

it was truly diabolical, it went too far

[@crazyluigi6664]

@@matt_r_w I know it involved a rabbit... but what else was involved there?

[@linSP.]

@@crazyluigi6664 its several ads with gross tropophobic body horror, its 5:20:27 on the original vod. at least mike lightens up afterwards with an ad involving funny 2x infant death

[@crazyluigi6664]

@@linSP. So yeah, now that I saw the parts in questions, the voice clip that best fits this is Santa Claus saying "Um, excuse me, what the actual fuck?"!

[@Strangely_Epic]

Jabroni Mike Rancid Streams

[@axonaxonaxon]

thats all his streams

[@johnyamahakeyboard7472]

No! You’re supposed put this comment on the full streams channel vod uploads, not on the highlights. Stop disgracing pipislover1997’s legacy like this!

[@Wammo2020]

One way or another, that baby's not making it!

[@aubryz.]

🚨YAP ALERT🚨 hey mike, making comments sucks because its hard to be funny but i wanted to voice this and it might also help push this into the garbage algorithm more. ive been watching this channel for about a year(?) now and i geniunely think you're my favorite youtuber period. i always hated twitch because it sucks and the communities it builds can be really toxic but im thinking of coming to catch a stream, because you've made me laugh so much this past year, i really want to become a content creator like you one day, and your making-the-sausage™️ conversations help alot with understanding what to do and what goes on, while entertaining me!! you got me into pizza tower which is now my favorite game, and i can really relate to your family relationships, youve always kept it somewhat real and your editings always great! it really does piss me off how little the algorithm pushes your content out with how much effort youre putting into these videos, so i try to watch the fullstreams as much as possible and just put that watchtime in to try and help. thank you seriously though mike, i genuinely do appreciate your content(even if it can get demented sometimes)

[@sethreese2074]

mike is like that one weird but funny uncle you see time to time

[@CaptainZaimon]

when he's outta jail

[@stardestroyer81]

0:58 I love the intensity the Pizza Tower taunt censor brings to this quip

[@Strangely_Epic]

9:02 THIS EDIT IS GREAT LOL

[@crazyluigi6664]

So the ad involved a bunny, but what the fuck else happened?!?

[@Dogg-a-rama]

Not sure what's worse. These ads or the fact you can't even say "Piss" in a video out of fear that KZbin will get big mad

[@greatspaceadventure]

6:50 Thought y’all might appreciate knowing that the name of the song playing during the background of this commercial is “Cut Dick”. No, that isn’t a joke. The full track name is Mr. Oizo - Cut Dick

[@PregnantAdamSandler]

10:30 I feel like nintendo focuses on people they know will opt for settling out of court rather than actually go to court

[@boxofcereal]

God I wish I was that frog

[@Paakkus_miikunainen]

?

[@barstoolblethins8428]

Down atrocious

[@crazyluigi6664]

😳💀😭

[@skyshunts]

Bro go to church like wtf

[@ivyw5862]

Real

[@CMan185]

7:47 okay, now you’re stretching (pun intended)

[@alfasilverblade]

Then that frog fell into the Animal Well and procede to eat you and vinny repeatedly. Especialy Vinny.

[@lawrencefosterjenkins8216]

"half this chat was raised on dog milk" i 100% believe it

[@mayamelodyegg1607]

10:45 "GOAL" LMFAAOOO

[@expandulardongus360]

I tried to find the frog drinking anime piss video on YT. Hoooly shit...

[@KugelWasHere]

HUH???

[@LosWigis]

fellow uni pfp 🤝

[@kgmc29]

Maxwel

[@KugelWasHere]

@@LosWigis can you please just note the fact that the frog is literally DRINKING PISS , can you wake up

[@forcastiabluey]

Do you seriously have to bleep out "piss" now? Man what is wrong with this platform

[@TheSilly6403]

I got a comment deleted for calling a video game character a 'professional idiot' It's seriously getting so bad now

[@moddrew546]

Google really is turbo charging it's platforms to give us nothing but slop and enforce us to make slop :/

[@_Somsnosa_]

Everything has to be family friendly and advertiser friendly

[@TheSilly6403]

@@_Somsnosa_ SOMSNOSA HYLICS MY BELOVED

[@burgbass]

It’s great isn’t it? At this point I feel like content creators really should rally up and make a collective transition to some other site and leave KZbin in the dust. It’s clear that KZbin knows it’s the one thing everybody goes to so they can just do whatever they want without repercussions. We really need to start showing them repercussions.

[@lileydoodles]

someone pls tell me what the outro song is this is driving me crazy

[@Hamartia64]

It’s the song that plays when someone wins a rap battle in Tomodachi Life

[@lileydoodles]

​@@Hamartia64 you're my hero

[@2013HORSEMEATSCANDAL]

6:50 wtf oizo jumpscare

[@2013HORSEMEATSCANDAL]

this is the song kzbin.info/www/bejne/onTGoYJmnMx4qdU

[@eddiematt5565]

I am addicted sadly

[@notachainlinkfence480]

Hi Michael, here before the car fire

[@Eevee860]

Nintendo can't go after these things, they don't break any laws, fan projects do

[@crazyluigi6664]

Ain't that fucky...

[@spitfaucet]

Good vedeo mr stremer

[@ivyw5862]

Based.

[@JonBWinston]

this is awesome

[@kryla_]

huhuhuhuhu

[@JonBWinston]

mike why did ur shit mods ban me from your discord server after being in there for like 10 minutes and not doing anything remotely wrong. just booted outta nowhere. hurt pretty bad

[@ningata2983]

Based on your message log, you were a weird babyfur? What do you have to say in your defense?

[@JonBWinston]

@@ningata2983 i didnt say anything even close to "weird" especially compared to what most users say there on a daily basis. wisp personally hates me so i know it was proablly her. and ive been active daily in that server and community in general for over a year now with no issues but as soon as i show up on my main, suddenly im a problem? hmmmm

[@rnullpalmer]

are you the guy who replied to one of mike's tweets with a video of yourself shitting

[@ramennoodles5970]

Aren't you that guy who replied to Mike on Twitter with videos of yourself shitting?

[@ningata2983]

​@@JonBWinstonaren't you also that guy who posts videos of themselves literally shitting on Mike's tweets? Like, literal actual shit? Just a bit weird. Throwing shade as Wisp for no reason is kinda cringe bro!

[@KarmicHoudini]

Who fucking cares... literally

[@shaddydeevy9811]

Yet, you came here for some reason.

[@tailsx5000]

God I wish I was that frog

[@kbity1]

FINE DINING

[@barstoolblethins8428]

Cease

[@crazyluigi6664]

@@barstoolblethins8428 And Desist!

[@dayminder7414]

Finely aged champagne

[@skinwalker69420]

Unironically yes and I'm tired of pretending otherwise