A rejected joke about redheads.
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Tiger Woods joke, 2001
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Lingerie shop jokes
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@kobesamurai
@kobesamurai 8 сағат бұрын
Just writing something to please the algorithms. But this video pleased me, also... over and over. A Brummie in Japan for 35 years... this stuff keeps me (in)sane! Thank you Mr. Delaney!
@jonb4020
@jonb4020 10 сағат бұрын
Jokes on usual form of course, but vid would be better without the cuts to those obese creatures in the front row.
@SomeGuyInNevada24
@SomeGuyInNevada24 2 күн бұрын
Now we finally know who bleached the minions.
@rickkinsman7400
@rickkinsman7400 2 күн бұрын
This bastard is disgusting................ I love it!
@TotoDG
@TotoDG 4 күн бұрын
If Joan had heard the jokes you and Andy made about her, the only thing about them that would've upset her is the fact she didn't come up with them herself.
@OrangeBananaPear
@OrangeBananaPear 4 күн бұрын
40:37 can someone explain this mattress joke?
@stephenjones9100
@stephenjones9100 6 күн бұрын
It doesn't make sense he's the dentist so why would he be looking at her pussy
@MrSMWilcock
@MrSMWilcock 8 күн бұрын
The absolute best at what he does. 👌
@nickpage4333
@nickpage4333 12 күн бұрын
Funny man Gary delaney but annoying habit of running his hand through his hair it wont tall off.
@randomclipclop
@randomclipclop 15 күн бұрын
Hilarious and a Seth Rogan clone in the still to boot!
@theravenhaslanded321
@theravenhaslanded321 17 күн бұрын
That Jimmy Saville joke was absolutely too effing hilarious 😂😂
@DruGunnersGamingEntertainment
@DruGunnersGamingEntertainment 18 күн бұрын
😂 You know your best one-liners aren't allowed on mock the week, Gary 😂
@graememcgregor8407
@graememcgregor8407 23 күн бұрын
Love your work GD, but I STILL don't get the one about going to the gym and Princess Diana dying ?!?!
@Norm_MacLeod
@Norm_MacLeod 25 күн бұрын
Best one liner man ever. Thanks for the vid. Subscribed.
@TJ-si6vs
@TJ-si6vs 26 күн бұрын
Gary is the most brilliant comic I've ever seen...I can listen over and over again and it's like hearing it for the first time. I hope one day I can come to the other side of the pond to see him live....Absolutely brilliant.
@francollins4036
@francollins4036 26 күн бұрын
Ryan Air... thats true...
@ceesvegh4904
@ceesvegh4904 27 күн бұрын
How fat English people are...
@jumbo994
@jumbo994 3 күн бұрын
everyone is fat
@Dave-tg9yu
@Dave-tg9yu Ай бұрын
He wouldn't be using that Israeli flatmate joke now presumably lol
@Pete_Piper
@Pete_Piper Ай бұрын
Excellent set! Always funny!
@patricialyons383
@patricialyons383 Ай бұрын
Utterly brilliant soooo clever
@bussi7859
@bussi7859 Ай бұрын
Sex pervert
@bussi7859
@bussi7859 Ай бұрын
Fat audience
@jumbo994
@jumbo994 3 күн бұрын
nothing new. you not ben out mnuch
@chere3543
@chere3543 Ай бұрын
The alphabet thing was a Sam Kennison joke in the 80's 😆
@YanTheDoctor
@YanTheDoctor Ай бұрын
U R Simply PUCCA Respect Yanski
@markdurrant4174
@markdurrant4174 Ай бұрын
I can watch him time and time again,and repeat his jokes,in my head 😂 trying to remember them,he's absolutely brilliant
@barrycardiss4043
@barrycardiss4043 Ай бұрын
Funny guy but yet again we see these lefty jibes at America and Israel etc....
@GayorgVonTrapp
@GayorgVonTrapp Ай бұрын
Absolute classic. What a way to end a blustery Wednesday evening. Now y’ all have a nice sleep and get up tomorrow and go VOTE REFORM 🎉🎉🎉 Your country needs you. 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
@graciejanegollinger494
@graciejanegollinger494 Ай бұрын
Still funny five years later. Josh's reaction, as if he were seeing it happen in real time and it was being permanently seared into his retinas, was absolutely priceless.
@markdurrant4174
@markdurrant4174 2 ай бұрын
No matter how many times I watch this am always in fits of laughter 😂
@Marties888
@Marties888 2 ай бұрын
F shed baby
@swguygardner
@swguygardner 2 ай бұрын
7:18 my favourite jokes XD
@WhoDunnit32
@WhoDunnit32 2 ай бұрын
I once dated a computer programmer but something about her kept bugging me, I once went out with a mime but there was very little small talk, I once dated Midget but it didn't last long it was a short relationship also went out with a chef she was a great cook but eventually the relationship went pasta the point of no return.
@stevem-eu8lu
@stevem-eu8lu 2 ай бұрын
Quality. 😂😂
@WhoDunnit32
@WhoDunnit32 2 ай бұрын
I was shagging the world chess champion I mean I treated her like a queen then she dumped me after a month I guess I was just another pawn in her game.
@WhoDunnit32
@WhoDunnit32 2 ай бұрын
Went to watch the Cricket in the local village and I must say I take my hat off to them playing on a field full of cat sh1t...everytime the ball was in the air all I could hear was cat shi1 cat sh1t!! cat sh1t!!!
@Dell_Price1
@Dell_Price1 2 ай бұрын
Gary is one of the best. I’m laughing all the way through 😂😂
@Seasider70
@Seasider70 2 ай бұрын
Thank you Gary, you've cheered me up.
@alwaysright429
@alwaysright429 2 ай бұрын
F'kin awful. Laughing at his own jokes, makes me cringe. And the grunts into the mic??? 🥱
@johnferguson40
@johnferguson40 2 ай бұрын
😂
@brucelawson642
@brucelawson642 2 ай бұрын
Can you step back a few feet? YOUR TOO CLOSE !!!😊
@peterbell3172
@peterbell3172 2 ай бұрын
I’m never ever going to use a hotel kettle again!😖
@naznomad635
@naznomad635 3 ай бұрын
I see Gary doesn't know why Devil's Bridge is called that.
@flaneur5560
@flaneur5560 3 ай бұрын
Don't get the Princess Diana joke.
@beer_goggler
@beer_goggler 3 ай бұрын
Those trousers though
@anthonymeyer-beer2295
@anthonymeyer-beer2295 3 ай бұрын
all overweight audience
@WhoDunnit32
@WhoDunnit32 3 ай бұрын
I ordered a new Samsung TV and a bloke called Sam dressed in drag turned up outside my house and started singing?
@WhoDunnit32
@WhoDunnit32 3 ай бұрын
Apparently the lads down the pub said my wifes nickname is Hotpoint because she can take a heavy load.
@WhoDunnit32
@WhoDunnit32 3 ай бұрын
I went to America recently and I didn't realise they did chocolate oranges over there well I did see Obama stood next to Trump that one time. Recently I was on holiday in America and stopped off In Texas and I couldn't believe the amount of hookers that propositioned me on every street corner I shouldn't be surprised Texas is just an anagram of Atsex. There was a statistc published recently that said there is one particular region in the world that has the most gay men that wear hats and you will never guess where it is...Manhattan. I decided to surprise the wife for our anniversary so I bought 2 tickets for a lovely little trip down the Suez Canal, well the big day arrived and she was dressed in next to nothing, thong, high heels I said aren't you dressing a little bit risque for this trip? she said no not for Sue's sea anal trip?
@WhoDunnit32
@WhoDunnit32 3 ай бұрын
I used to post my own jokes on your TikTok I can see your account on google websearch but not when logged in I got blocked for some unknown reason? Anyhow I just had this little beauty randomly come into my head, a guy in America is having s3x with a hooker and he hears his wife coming home, he quickly calls his best friend and said help! help! I am with this hooker and the wife is coming up the driveway do you know a good place I can hide her? his friend goes Idaho???
@lozza901
@lozza901 3 ай бұрын
Any idea how much subtitles ruins this video?
@jimmymadeit.1992
@jimmymadeit.1992 Ай бұрын
Shut up