I’m never ever going to use a hotel kettle again!😖
@naznomad63512 күн бұрын
I see Gary doesn't know why Devil's Bridge is called that.
@flaneur556015 күн бұрын
Don't get the Princess Diana joke.
@beer_goggler16 күн бұрын
Those trousers though
@anthonymeyer-beer229516 күн бұрын
all overweight audience
@WhoDunnit3217 күн бұрын
I ordered a new Samsung TV and a bloke called Sam dressed in drag turned up outside my house and started singing?
@WhoDunnit3217 күн бұрын
Apparently the lads down the pub said my wifes nickname is Hotpoint because she can take a heavy load.
@WhoDunnit3218 күн бұрын
I went to America recently and I didn't realise they did chocolate oranges over there well I did see Obama stood next to Trump that one time. Recently I was on holiday in America and stopped off In Texas and I couldn't believe the amount of hookers that propositioned me on every street corner I shouldn't be surprised Texas is just an anagram of Atsex. There was a statistc published recently that said there is one particular region in the world that has the most gay men that wear hats and you will never guess where it is...Manhattan. I decided to surprise the wife for our anniversary so I bought 2 tickets for a lovely little trip down the Suez Canal, well the big day arrived and she was dressed in next to nothing, thong, high heels I said aren't you dressing a little bit risque for this trip? she said no not for Sue's sea anal trip?
@WhoDunnit3218 күн бұрын
I used to post my own jokes on your TikTok I can see your account on google websearch but not when logged in I got blocked for some unknown reason? Anyhow I just had this little beauty randomly come into my head, a guy in America is having s3x with a hooker and he hears his wife coming home, he quickly calls his best friend and said help! help! I am with this hooker and the wife is coming up the driveway do you know a good place I can hide her? his friend goes Idaho???
@lozza90118 күн бұрын
Any idea how much subtitles ruins this video?
@murderjohnson879923 күн бұрын
This is the biggest load of shite what the hell was wrong with that crowd.
@davidstevens816027 күн бұрын
Most. Northern. Audience. Ever.
@bugzygee72_Ай бұрын
The last joke tho.🫨😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
@chasmai8423Ай бұрын
World class
@richastle8293Ай бұрын
Apart from Gary being very talented, I love watching the lady second from the right of screen laughing so fitfully at EVERY joke. I'm sure she'd be hurting the next day and even took the a day off work. Wonderful to see humour being such a great tonic!
@LO_KeeАй бұрын
I will never unsee that. What a hoot 😯😆🦉
@anonymoususer480Ай бұрын
When is the new tour mate?
@tutnallmanАй бұрын
Groan- he is a good oldfashioned gag smith...
@jimbrown5552Ай бұрын
Thanks again for sharing
@markdurrant4174Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂how he remembers all these jokes,is amazing fantastic comedian
@mackkaman2 ай бұрын
Forget how funny he is ain't watched in a while been cracking up at this
@unperrier59982 ай бұрын
He forgot to be funny this time.
@echognomecal67422 ай бұрын
No sound? Can't get the song, add creepy haunted house wind effects lol
@steerpike502 ай бұрын
Id shag him
@garylynch92062 ай бұрын
Is that a Weightwatchers benefit show?
@YaManWussa2 ай бұрын
You were brilliant tonight in Leeds!!
@wayne20uk2 ай бұрын
Just came from a video on tiktok of someone reenacting this joke and stealing it
@UK-ScOpE2 ай бұрын
trying to make food on a come down with this on and im dying with laughter. absolute creasing me up. top man :)
@richardsommers81172 ай бұрын
That was nonstop laughter from beginning to end!!!! Thank you!! I truly needed to laugh my ass off tonight and you nailed it for me!!!
@investment-mk3vl2 ай бұрын
He is very good. From the rude and bawdy to the clever and quick. Malcom X and DalI lama, young couple sex tape…. 😂😂
@stephenmason56822 ай бұрын
He's got to be the new Ken Dodd?
@buckoxt3 ай бұрын
Boooo for copyright striking Theelitone
@GaryDelaneyComedian2 ай бұрын
I have no idea what you’re talking about or who that is. If it’s an Apollo video copyright in that is owned by Open Mike who made the programme. If it’s Mock the Week then it’s Angst productions.
@buckoxt2 ай бұрын
@@GaryDelaneyComedian no worries matey my bad
@arejetko3 ай бұрын
This guy is brilliant!
@wascallywabbet3 ай бұрын
😂 yesss. Too funny.
@ianbell73423 ай бұрын
the best . love that man
@tim70523 ай бұрын
THAT certainly will go down in UK comedy history as a classic!! 🤣👍
@johnrogers46313 ай бұрын
That's funny because the Scrabble joke was on mock the week
@RobertOrgRobert3 ай бұрын
Every gag a winner !
@markyharley3 ай бұрын
Great comedy made even better by seeing Zoë Lyons and Rob Beckett move towards the mic but not having to suffer their dismal attempts to be funny.
@matty24184 ай бұрын
Very good
@glenpolen55624 ай бұрын
Hi Gary, I hope you and your family are doing wonderful and staying safe. I haven't listened to your youtube videos in a while. About 6 - 8th's ago, I was watching your videos constantly, not constipated, 😅. I wrote down my favorite one - liners that you tell. I almost forgot about you, sorry. Lol. About an hour ago, I was looking for some important documents, and I saw a few papers that i wrote your jokes on. Lol. It's great to hear these jokes again. Do you have any new comedy videos on youtube? Do you have any new jokes and one- liners from your recent shows on youtube? I will google your website and see what you have been up to lately. Thank you, Glen
@MrZee484 ай бұрын
Brilliant
@zafmal29354 ай бұрын
The only real criteria for being a comedian is to funny and make people laugh, and you sir pass with flying colours. Had me laughing out loudly on a train !!!
@liamconner824 ай бұрын
This is crap
@Butcho224 ай бұрын
His laugh 😂
@andyhazlett4 ай бұрын
This is what the UK needs always smile for a while
@lairdsimpsonog38404 ай бұрын
That's why I don't do Air B N B...anymore...😱
@trevorroll48394 ай бұрын
totally cubieverse, have a 20 Min screenshot intro before content. edit: it's 30 min. lol