A rejected joke about redheads.
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Tiger Woods joke, 2001
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11 ай бұрын
Lingerie shop jokes
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@tonyaziz8820
@tonyaziz8820 2 күн бұрын
Im glad hes stopped laughing at his own jokes now
@brucelawson642
@brucelawson642 2 күн бұрын
Can you step back a few feet? YOUR TOO CLOSE !!!😊
@peterbell3172
@peterbell3172 8 күн бұрын
I’m never ever going to use a hotel kettle again!😖
@naznomad635
@naznomad635 12 күн бұрын
I see Gary doesn't know why Devil's Bridge is called that.
@flaneur5560
@flaneur5560 15 күн бұрын
Don't get the Princess Diana joke.
@beer_goggler
@beer_goggler 16 күн бұрын
Those trousers though
@anthonymeyer-beer2295
@anthonymeyer-beer2295 16 күн бұрын
all overweight audience
@WhoDunnit32
@WhoDunnit32 17 күн бұрын
I ordered a new Samsung TV and a bloke called Sam dressed in drag turned up outside my house and started singing?
@WhoDunnit32
@WhoDunnit32 17 күн бұрын
Apparently the lads down the pub said my wifes nickname is Hotpoint because she can take a heavy load.
@WhoDunnit32
@WhoDunnit32 18 күн бұрын
I went to America recently and I didn't realise they did chocolate oranges over there well I did see Obama stood next to Trump that one time. Recently I was on holiday in America and stopped off In Texas and I couldn't believe the amount of hookers that propositioned me on every street corner I shouldn't be surprised Texas is just an anagram of Atsex. There was a statistc published recently that said there is one particular region in the world that has the most gay men that wear hats and you will never guess where it is...Manhattan. I decided to surprise the wife for our anniversary so I bought 2 tickets for a lovely little trip down the Suez Canal, well the big day arrived and she was dressed in next to nothing, thong, high heels I said aren't you dressing a little bit risque for this trip? she said no not for Sue's sea anal trip?
@WhoDunnit32
@WhoDunnit32 18 күн бұрын
I used to post my own jokes on your TikTok I can see your account on google websearch but not when logged in I got blocked for some unknown reason? Anyhow I just had this little beauty randomly come into my head, a guy in America is having s3x with a hooker and he hears his wife coming home, he quickly calls his best friend and said help! help! I am with this hooker and the wife is coming up the driveway do you know a good place I can hide her? his friend goes Idaho???
@lozza901
@lozza901 18 күн бұрын
Any idea how much subtitles ruins this video?
@murderjohnson8799
@murderjohnson8799 23 күн бұрын
This is the biggest load of shite what the hell was wrong with that crowd.
@davidstevens8160
@davidstevens8160 27 күн бұрын
Most. Northern. Audience. Ever.
@bugzygee72_
@bugzygee72_ Ай бұрын
The last joke tho.🫨😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
@chasmai8423
@chasmai8423 Ай бұрын
World class
@richastle8293
@richastle8293 Ай бұрын
Apart from Gary being very talented, I love watching the lady second from the right of screen laughing so fitfully at EVERY joke. I'm sure she'd be hurting the next day and even took the a day off work. Wonderful to see humour being such a great tonic!
@LO_Kee
@LO_Kee Ай бұрын
I will never unsee that. What a hoot 😯😆🦉
@anonymoususer480
@anonymoususer480 Ай бұрын
When is the new tour mate?
@tutnallman
@tutnallman Ай бұрын
Groan- he is a good oldfashioned gag smith...
@jimbrown5552
@jimbrown5552 Ай бұрын
Thanks again for sharing
@markdurrant4174
@markdurrant4174 Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂how he remembers all these jokes,is amazing fantastic comedian
@mackkaman
@mackkaman 2 ай бұрын
Forget how funny he is ain't watched in a while been cracking up at this
@unperrier5998
@unperrier5998 2 ай бұрын
He forgot to be funny this time.
@echognomecal6742
@echognomecal6742 2 ай бұрын
No sound? Can't get the song, add creepy haunted house wind effects lol
@steerpike50
@steerpike50 2 ай бұрын
Id shag him
@garylynch9206
@garylynch9206 2 ай бұрын
Is that a Weightwatchers benefit show?
@YaManWussa
@YaManWussa 2 ай бұрын
You were brilliant tonight in Leeds!!
@wayne20uk
@wayne20uk 2 ай бұрын
Just came from a video on tiktok of someone reenacting this joke and stealing it
@UK-ScOpE
@UK-ScOpE 2 ай бұрын
trying to make food on a come down with this on and im dying with laughter. absolute creasing me up. top man :)
@richardsommers8117
@richardsommers8117 2 ай бұрын
That was nonstop laughter from beginning to end!!!! Thank you!! I truly needed to laugh my ass off tonight and you nailed it for me!!!
@investment-mk3vl
@investment-mk3vl 2 ай бұрын
He is very good. From the rude and bawdy to the clever and quick. Malcom X and DalI lama, young couple sex tape…. 😂😂
@stephenmason5682
@stephenmason5682 2 ай бұрын
He's got to be the new Ken Dodd?
@buckoxt
@buckoxt 3 ай бұрын
Boooo for copyright striking Theelitone
@GaryDelaneyComedian
@GaryDelaneyComedian 2 ай бұрын
I have no idea what you’re talking about or who that is. If it’s an Apollo video copyright in that is owned by Open Mike who made the programme. If it’s Mock the Week then it’s Angst productions.
@buckoxt
@buckoxt 2 ай бұрын
@@GaryDelaneyComedian no worries matey my bad
@arejetko
@arejetko 3 ай бұрын
This guy is brilliant!
@wascallywabbet
@wascallywabbet 3 ай бұрын
😂 yesss. Too funny.
@ianbell7342
@ianbell7342 3 ай бұрын
the best . love that man
@tim7052
@tim7052 3 ай бұрын
THAT certainly will go down in UK comedy history as a classic!! 🤣👍
@johnrogers4631
@johnrogers4631 3 ай бұрын
That's funny because the Scrabble joke was on mock the week
@RobertOrgRobert
@RobertOrgRobert 3 ай бұрын
Every gag a winner !
@markyharley
@markyharley 3 ай бұрын
Great comedy made even better by seeing Zoë Lyons and Rob Beckett move towards the mic but not having to suffer their dismal attempts to be funny.
@matty2418
@matty2418 4 ай бұрын
Very good
@glenpolen5562
@glenpolen5562 4 ай бұрын
Hi Gary, I hope you and your family are doing wonderful and staying safe. I haven't listened to your youtube videos in a while. About 6 - 8th's ago, I was watching your videos constantly, not constipated, 😅. I wrote down my favorite one - liners that you tell. I almost forgot about you, sorry. Lol. About an hour ago, I was looking for some important documents, and I saw a few papers that i wrote your jokes on. Lol. It's great to hear these jokes again. Do you have any new comedy videos on youtube? Do you have any new jokes and one- liners from your recent shows on youtube? I will google your website and see what you have been up to lately. Thank you, Glen
@MrZee48
@MrZee48 4 ай бұрын
Brilliant
@zafmal2935
@zafmal2935 4 ай бұрын
The only real criteria for being a comedian is to funny and make people laugh, and you sir pass with flying colours. Had me laughing out loudly on a train !!!
@liamconner82
@liamconner82 4 ай бұрын
This is crap
@Butcho22
@Butcho22 4 ай бұрын
His laugh 😂
@andyhazlett
@andyhazlett 4 ай бұрын
This is what the UK needs always smile for a while
@lairdsimpsonog3840
@lairdsimpsonog3840 4 ай бұрын
That's why I don't do Air B N B...anymore...😱
@trevorroll4839
@trevorroll4839 4 ай бұрын
totally cubieverse, have a 20 Min screenshot intro before content. edit: it's 30 min. lol