Gary Delaney : As Not Seen on TV 2. One-liners from my 2nd special that were never on Mock or Apollo

New video with new jokes! New special released and new tour.
This is the first of three clips from my second special which are just the one-liners that were never used on Mock the Week or Live at the Apollo. The full special is called Comedy Club Classics 2014-2017 and is basically all the jokes from my second tour.
The full special comes out as a free download (without ads) to my mailing list on Tuesday 21st December 2021. Just check your email and download it. There'll also be a download link to my first special from last year 'Comedy Club Classics 2014-2017'. If you join the mailing list after 21/12/21 then check your confirmation email for the download links instead.
I'm on tour throughout 2022 and early 2023 with a new show called Gary In Punderland which is call the jokes I wrote during lockdown.
I've got a joke book out called Pundamentalist. It's got 1000 jokes in it, none of which are in Gary In Punderland. All the usual places for the UK, use www.bookdepository.com for international orders as Amazon are super sloooooowww.
I'm also on Twitter @GaryDelaney , Instagram @GaryDelaneyComedian and Facebook @GaryDelaneyComedian and I post a joke a day on those pretty much all the time.

[@GaryDelaneyComedian]

To download my first two specials and see all tour dates visit garydelaney.com

[@bigdonald3285]

💚🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿BRILLIANT ✊🏻

[@colinevans7134]

Brilliant

[@AndyLaskey]

Pure brilliance and the best laugh of the day😂😂😂

[@RIXRADvidz]

Winter brings the extra aches and pains, Laughter makes it go away for those few minutes. Thanks for that !! You give good medicine, it really helps.

[@LUXXY1984]

Classics all the time, love Gary's comedy

[@MACK13]

Excellent Gary... love your humour so much 😂👍😂👍😂❤️🎄

[@kendom33]

Absolutely top comedy Gary. Thank you

[@j.johnson3520]

Oh man, Gary. Your material is second to none. Soo looking forward to being at one of your shows. Keep up the great work mate. Thanks.

[@GaryDelaneyComedian]

Thanks

[@kingda117]

Mr Millican never disappoints. When your partners talks as much as yours, you're lucky to get out one line. Merry Christmas to you and yours.

[@jerryhill007]

Great one liners Gary. Such a treat listening to you. Keep safe and I’ll look forward to seeing you at a gig soon

[@yehudimcewan5167]

Love the Nuneaton line. He basically says at the end. 'Look this is all it is'. just admitting this all I'm doing. Guy is a walking tonic

[@loaded2820]

Fantastic, I loved it ☺️

[@QIKUGAMES-QIKU]

💖💯🇦🇺🐨 Love your work Gary, I wanted to be a Comedian but everyone laughed at me... 😁

[@steveharrison3007]

I told them that and they just laughed at me, Well they're not laughing now.

[@kieranokeeffe1363]

You’re awesome Gary

[@livb6945]

Thank you for this!!

[@kelvinmeadows3091]

Top man the way you engage with followers. Here's to a better year

[@creativegoth]

Very clever..

[@kevintracey4644]

Brilliant!

[@davidjoseph590]

Brilliant. See you in Runcorn. I can hear Gary’s voice saying “yes there is”

[@zuricrqsatlz9145]

Great stuff, Gary. Laugh after laugh.

[@wayne20uk]

Delaney looking like a vampire at the end, i like it

[@GaryGraham66]

You can have this one. I spent a week on a crap caravan site and kept getting electrocuted every time I touched anything in the van. Those static caravans are shocking.

[@miniscool5613]

Brilliant, as always. Stay safe and all the best!

[@stuartfreeman9461]

Need to meet this bloke

[@TheGibbo247]

Brilliant as always. Great tease and the video isn't bad either lol

[@pinballwizard666]

Top gags. Top guy. Hope to see you in 2022.

[@thenextmrsbrownful]

Thankyou x

[@adz_b]

Good stuff 🤣, Merry Christmas ! 👍🇬🇧😁🎅🏻🎄

[@leedent70]

Dark as they come, 🤘🏻

[@Grim_Beard]

Thank you for the early Christmas present Gary 🙂

[@peterhall6656]

I'm not a gynaecologist but I'll take a look anyway.

[@siffegy]

1:45 how does gary know what nuneaton is thats where im from hahaha

[@samanthaosborne8805]

You are so funny

[@arsebiscuits560]

Superb

[@LightDiodeNeal]

PMSL :-) Cool Been really missing Playground, can't wait to see how many of them made it into the wild.. Cheers, keeping days in bearable NEAL

[@theoriginalrecycler]

Can’t wait

[@robertthomas4234]

Legend

[@luddite2702]

Gary. Sorry to hear you were ill and had to pull out of the catholic family planning gig at the last minute.

[@garydelaneyslittlehelper8174]

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[@mickeeboy1816]

Thanks Gary, i laughed my tits off, so now I'm back to being a bloke again.

[@YAHWEHtoHELL]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@richyrich4138]

You always make me laugh!! Any chance your anywhere near Leeds next year so I can come see you?

[@GaryDelaneyComedian]

There’s another date on sale at city varieties. Plus other stuff not too far away if that’s sold out. Garydelaney.com

[@Daryl_Dolce]

Come to Wolverhampton 👍

[@mickeyfilmer5551]

Hi Gary love your style, are you interested in some erm tasteless gags? Maybe you heard them maybe not, let me know.

[@GaryDelaneyComedian]

Thanks but I write my own jokes

[@billhawkins192]

@@GaryDelaneyComedian or do your jokes write you?

[@camerondempster4147]

Ah. The qunitessential cannibal joke. Truly biting comedy.

[@sirterryhoosh2779]

Great work Gary. You're in my top 3 lol. Do you ever come over to northern Ireland ?

[@GaryDelaneyComedian]

Norn iron dates in April and October 22 garydelaney.com

[@sirterryhoosh2779]

Tidy. Look forward to hearing some filth. We love the filth here in God's own wee cuntry

[@christopherwinrow3878]

Boss

[@jaggass]

You really think outside the box. Just don't tell dying people that.

[@DJ_Kambel]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@vanessaburton3224]

SEEN THE SAME AUDIENCE IN A PREVIOUS?

[@GaryDelaneyComedian]

I recorded two hours worth of my old jokes in one night for use on social media. There no conspiracy. It’s just cheaper that way.

[@Vim-Wolf]

Hehe, rattling these off quick so no-one gets a chance to predict the punchline. :)

[@shazb2026]

good one liners ur up there just after tim vine im afraid and milton jones. one advice i have is never laugh at your own jokes. your supposed to make the audience laugh only . thats off putting very and you do this all the time on every little one liner youve given

[@steveharrison3007]

I wouldn't laugh at your jokes... They may have been letting you know that you have no future in comedy. Gary on the other hand knows how funny he is , because it pays the bills.

[@CarstenBauer]

Brilliant