One-liners from Gary Delaney: Second Special Part 3 of 3

Tour GaryDelaney.com Twitter@GaryDelaney Facebook/Tik-tok/Instagram @GaryDelaneyComedian.This is part two of my second special Comedy Club Classics 2014-2017 which I toured as There's Something About Gary. Look in the playlist for the first two parts and my first special. The paperback of my joke book is out 29th now for reading on the toilet. It is available from places that sell books but definitely not from butchers, opticians, haberdashers etc.

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[@natureisallpowerful]

I went to the library and asked if they had any books on suicide.. The librarian said yes, but no one ever brings them back..

[@JonRikhard]

His jokes are so edgy and good, and his timing is impeccable, but it's his giggling when he knows his jokes is over the top that really gets me every time 🤣

[@grantleyhughes]

I so needed that today. Depression n all. Thanks Gary.

[@GaryDelaneyComedian]

You’re welcome and good luck with it

[@grahambretman4010]

Watching Gary has always me in my days of depression.He should be on prescription

[@shadows9804]

I always love a joke about Princess Monaco of Kent!

[@martinwilliams2556]

I saw Gary live earlier this year. Very very funny. I'd go again.

[@GaryDelaneyComedian]

Thank you

[@lbarnett748]

The Shaun Connery joke had me spitting my tea. 😂😂😂

[@licensetodrive9930]

Thank you! I really needed those precious 15 minutes of hilarious absurdity.

[@JKH133]

The unholy return of Princess Monaco of Kent 😂

[@jaggass]

I once got asked if my grandad was a heavy smoker. I said yes but only during his cremation.

[@grahambretman4010]

I laughed so hard a little bit of wee came out,I really shouldn't have stuck that games console up my arse

[@grahambretman4010]

I'm hoping Gary will bring out a DVD, until he does I'm going to watch these videos over & over

[@mahoganyjonesiv]

The Rock joke is one of the funniest jokes ever written. Good job Gary

[@danielwilson3671]

I've been waiting for this! Great stuff! Thanks, Gary!

[@grahambretman4010]

My friend's pressuring me into buying some crabs, he's really giving it the hard shell

[@gorgonzolacheese8676]

Excellent - i'd recommend seeing him live

[@richtaylor2129]

Brilliant!!

[@LightDiodeNeal]

I'll really miss the MTW-Warmups 💔... Still laughing here at the jokes I've heard loads of times, it's definitely the telling that does the belly-laughs !! ❤ Superb, cheers you and S... NEAL

[@gordonwallin2368]

Cheers from the Pascific West coast of Canada.

[@mmartin4978]

Great stuff as always, looking forward to seeing you again when your foots better

[@GaryDelaneyComedian]

Thank you. Plus you watched a 16 minute video in 5 ninutes. That’s impressive!

[@needfoolthings]

@@GaryDelaneyComedian Almost as quick as you do your girlfriend.

[@mmartin4978]

The risky ones were early on, my faves

[@davidduffy5433]

I loved the joke about carbon dating :)

[@jeffreysanders612]

He's like the dark version of Tim vine

[@christopherwinrow3878]

I got his joke book funny as fuck

[@GaryDelaneyComedian]

Thanks

[@garyhunt1973]

Class,you were never this funny at school,hang on you were😂

[@coisital]

Hope that lipstick was top notch, you really are worth it

[@natureisallpowerful]

Theres a hippo in the front row

[@nealspilsbury8639]

Gary looks like James wade

[@arsebiscuits560]

Who was your audience, weight watchers?

[@GaryDelaneyComedian]

I let the audience sit where they want. A lot of people are used to watching specials where producers have selected who sits on the front row.

[@pumpkinhead1125]

Is this crowd american , sounds like they laugh and clap even if they dont get it. Decent set tho

[@richiejohnson]

A collection of oddments, not all successful EDIT. OK around 07:00 we're getting warmed up

[@daveydumpling]

He’s good but I hate his fake laughing. Stop the laughing and you’d be great!