bro just undid someone else's war crime

THAT STINGRAY WAS NOT EVIL STEVE WOULD NEVER WANT YOU TO THINK THAT

I want to replay Hitman3 all over again!!!!

I've been binging your videos after seeing your comment on the most recent hitman video and I must say that I'm loving everything!

name a sentence to summarize this entire video me: banana dangerous, potassium kills

genuinely i don't like banana skins, btu i agree with skin being the best part to eat of oranges and humans.

I don't believe Michael's Gaming exists. Searched for a good amount, couldn't find 'em. We gotta get that guy to 100!

5:04 I LIKE TRAINS

You aren't alone in needing to get everything out of the box before starting!

Play spiritfarer

Not the Geneva checklist 😭

3:07

What is the song at 16:26? I know it but idk from where

If you have the game HITMAN WOA play my custom contract named Miami Thwack.

No, it is entirely impossible to be the agent 47 hitman without breaking any laws, quite apart from the obvious one that murder in any form is illegal, you are often trespassing, stealing ( even if it is just a banana or a set of clothes, stealing is still stealing which is still illegal), tampering with goods ( yes that is a real crime ), assault ( with various weapons, or unarmed ) and bypassing or modifying security systems, and laying traps which is also illegal, and the entire premise of his missions is premeditated murder, which no-matter the path to it, is also illegal. basically everything agent 47 does is illegal, except possibly breathe.

Should be noted that you CAN complete How the Mighty Fall on Dubai SASO by continuing along the normal route without a disguise. The guide will update to tell you the next step if you keep going.

7:34 but your honor, like my client said :"this isn't illegal ist just cool"

You could probably do the last mission, just kill everyone normally? In the us at least the stand your ground law would allow it, because they kidnapped you and your life might be in danger. Not sure how you actually kill the last guy tho

To be fair, at least in the US, it doesn't constitute as stealing as long as it's made clear you fully intend to return it

6:19 you were trespassing

“Handling salmon in suspicious circumstances”

Nobody, absolutely nobody: Hitman challenge videos: so let me tell you about fake npcs

10:15 What a noble young man. Doing his best to repair the club's electricity even though he knows nothing about electric work. How brave of him such a kind man.

The clown getup and the muffins feels very familiar, very KZbin

littering is a misdemeanor not a felony.

Geometry Dash

This is the PERFECT representation of what it's like to play stardew valley

I swear to god i play persona 5 once and all i hear is it's ost, everywere…

3:58 "ouu a piece of candy" ahh turn

Keep up the good work! :D

Keep up the good work! :D

Keep up the good work! :D

Tbh you entered all these countries under false pretenses likely with falsified documents, so it’s all still very illegal

It was honestly so disgusting how those two men at the beginning so carelessly slipped and fell- you could sue for psychological trauma but you’re such an angel 😻🙏

Omg how dare that man steal his coin 😠

RBG

In fact, when a chandelier falls and breaks, EVERYONE'S first thought is "Oh, Hitman's after me"

the asdf movie reference was top tier

that witch doctor bit had me CRYING laughing

My honour, it wasnt my fault that they all died from sliping on a banana (*quietly* well actually yeah i was the one who placed them there...) but how was supposed to know about they're banana negligence and greed.. and bad safety inspections?

Your very funny i loved this video you have my subscription

If someone is actively bad enough its not murder, its self defence.

This was Great ❤

It's only a crime if you get caught ;)

2:46 an argument could be made that he just bought the outfit

You can Tresspass without doing so illegally. That's the funny part.

i take issue with calling a cop a ‘civilian’

I'm still playing animal crossing new leaf because I just cannot pick up my nintendo switch more than once a week. big autism barrier.

Handling salmon in suspicious circumstances? "Is that fucking fish jenga?"

The hitman who eats a little too much of bananas. 😅 🍌