Hitman, but Agent 47 BREAKS EVERY LAW

Last time i played Hitman 3 I did my best not to break ANY LAWS... but apparently me trespassing for half a second just so i could get a good shot of Carl Ingram slipping off the building proved too evil. So, this time i'm breaking as many laws as possible. Enjoy :)

[@windowledge21]

hope you enjoy :) follow me on twitter for literally no benefits whatsoever twitter.com/windoledge?s=11&t=pNndbT3sGM2KOVyqBwUVBA I know pretty much all of my subscribers are from my previous hitman video, but i'd suggest only subscribing if you like my other stuff :) I love hitman and will do more videos on it in the future but probably not for another few uploads. I promise my other stuff will make you exhale through the nose occasionally

[@PizzaMate]

Yes, I came from the Hitman Video too, I watched it 3 times, started playing Hitman myself again and it is great, I had to subscribe to you. I watched a few other Videos too from you, great stuff keep up the great work, love this content

[@ohitsMirko]

the algorithm's doing you dirty. all your other videos are absolute gems! i subbed since your first hitman vid but only knew of your recent releases cuz yt suggested this to me. keep up the amazing work! ❤

[@nexon6859]

Up​@@ohitsMirko

[@Jaffa_C]

I really want a list of people who sent complaints to "your email" XD

[@BananaWasTaken]

“If you can’t handle me at my best, you deserve me at my worst” is a fire quote

[@Muho_is_me]

892 likes and no comments? Let me *S H A T T E R I T T O P E A C E S*

[@BananaWasTaken]

@@Muho_is_me damn, this comment popped off. Weird.

[@dc5285]

11 and deep

[@That_lore_guy]

Evil 47 be like, im going to indecently expose myself in public

[@Profkol0rado]

Evil 47 be like: I WILL NOT KILL ANYONE WHO'S BAD

[@springfaux6991]

EVERYONE IS UNTOUCHABLE

[@roxas5071]

oh no woe be me anyway- 🥵

[@conorjamesR]

While he was trying to get Jones out safely I forgot the purpose of the video and thought that Jones was the whole video it was really entertaining

[@thoopsy]

Imagine being Jones. You're a POW, you're horribly mistreated for who knows how long, and then somebody knocks you out. When you wake up next, you're in a box with a shop owner in his store. The general who had you is dead, nobody knows who did it. And there's a muffin waiting for you. And you feel loved.

[@user-yo5lr5jy2e]

​@@thoopsyid go to the news make the big bucks

[@ianhogben3472]

saving private jones

[@iamaweirdo5210]

And then jones realizes that the guards upstairs were found earlier due to the fedora man discovering them and then being immediately captured again

[@schwingedeshaehers]

​@@thoopsymaybe you notice before, that guards don't come as often, i think he removed es few of them before, but not sure

[@christianj2361]

The sequel nobody was expecting but everyone needed

[@rattvisa]

I’d argue some of those explosions as terrorism rather than just ”property damage”as those explosions most likly happened in public areas

[@spartanwar1185]

Terrorism sounds more evil than property damage so...Goal achieved?

[@CasuallyShadow]

Depends on whether you're an enemy of America or not, that's usually what defines property damage or terrorism 😂

[@krispypepper1898]

It might depend on intent because im pretty sure terrorism is used as a political message

[@KingCrimsonRequiem336]

​@CasuallyShadow italy

[@a-blivvy-yus]

@@CasuallyShadow I feel like the question of whether or not you're an enemy of America has very little bearing on the reasons for blowing up a car in Europe.

[@strawhatsteve2198]

The golf coach wakes up in a dresser somewhere with a splitting headache, and realized that next to him is the dead body of his friendly acquaintance. Talk about psychological trauma.

[@somenerd69]

ate and left no crumbs, absolute slay

[@mathiassvendsen9788]

The Saga of Jones has convinced me Hitman games need an extraction mode.

[@WhyAnkylobotsWillChangeWarfare]

With Agent Smith being Agent Smith that is an immediate Yes

[@Pystro]

This is exactly the kind of petty behavior you'd canonically expect from an evil mastermind who has been _slightly_ wronged. Keep it up.

[@majinlilkek4367]

The Jones saving Arc has to be my favourite one in this video

[@driftee8994]

i love how he goes from boring crimes like corporate sabotage to breaking the geneva conventions

[@youtubeuniversity3638]

Briefcase actually accentuates the flower toss.

[@Operator_Torbee]

You just went from breaking the law to saving a POW I salute you in your contribution

[@Lune0101]

I wasn't expecting this to turn into a romance film but I am not complaining

[@Echoes_act_3378]

An 11/10 for saving the hostage

[@Techhunter_Talon]

24:10 Unless you cause an alert and search, no guards actually go into the alleyway where this guy patrols. Therefore, you can leave him where you knock him out. This fact is likely why this route places an additional guard there in Master difficulty so it's harder to knockout the one guy and get into the school that way.

[@goofy_.Gaming]

Actually the first law you broke is entering the Ice cream shop without a shirt

[@Darkshadows9776]

"The wounded and sick shall be given adequate care" help I'm dying

[@regrettablemuffin9186]

Prisoners of war doing better than the American healthcare system

[@Meowrithe]

If we consider the phrase, "It's only a crime if you get caught", then Window has in fact not done any crimes at all, and is completely innocent, invalidating this entire video.

[@foxfox1422]

I will be watching your career with great interest tiny penguin

[@thepenguinfreak7075]

3:40 unlawful discharge of a firearm

[@doncarter1117]

Chefs kiss for sitting next to the flaming wreck of a former sports car while casually reading the news paper like it was a normal Tuesday.

[@OnTheRun_DontTellEm]

Saving jones gave really reminded me of eyezayar series on rdr2, especially jones dying on being seen, and giving the guards nicknames. Also 10:33 gave off such Jerma energy! All it lacked was Jerma laughing hysterically after she was blown up, and then shooting 10 people in the head.

[@wumbo2255]

she didn't see the GYAS

[@AbichaDaGreat]

been waiting for this video ever since the last one lol

[@CyberZombie]

The three muffins, that is where the true danger lurks.

[@Shemcat]

Next time try and break the Rinderkennzeichnungs- und Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz (Cattle marking and beef labeling supervision duties delegation law), until then 47 isn't truly evil

[@LiftandCoa]

Not-a-really-Fun fact: the second one was written into law in 2000 and replealed in 2013. Talk about doing it for the Memes.

[@AlexandraSpeaks]

Schrodinger's Jones was the best part

[@OnTheRun_DontTellEm]

The knights (Hitman) who say nje!

[@guitarzero1836]

Rivers in the desert while freeing jones had me rolling. Have a sub

[@charles7623]

Seems like it was now that you made your decision.

[@conallhunt7271]

You didn't commit tax evasion.

[@mrcephalopod]

I think 47 does that anyway, no?

[@Commander_Appo]

5:48 this is somehow the joke that made me laugh the hardest

[@Argentavis-wl1ii]

18:58 bro just stands there like ‘oh damn… eh too bad I dont get paid enough to help’

[@Jacobinks]

Skin is the best part of everything fr

[@Dord69]

16:49 “the geneva convention has DLC” 😭😭😭😭😭

[@CollinHeist20]

The guy vomiting for like 10 minutes straight had me dying

[@ghettoguero2396]

You’re only technically committing trespassing once you’re asked to leave lol cmon folks

[@politenonparticipant4859]

My ribs ached by the 15 minute mark. Two bullets in one cheek and he doesn't know how he got them, lmao

[@debbiescott7657]

4:56 great usage of Sayo-nara, though wasn't expecting it lol

[@guniverse.5847]

1:21 hey look mom it’s me

[@denizo9263]

That last bit with jones is the best part.

[@elvingearmasterirma7241]

Seeing the briefcase with the flowers in them broke me. I ended up cackling like a madman watching it fly

[@user-mj2ih2vc2b]

7:24 Place the briefcase on the ground with the gun inside, get frisked and pick up the briefcase and leave. I don’t think it works if you drop the briefcase, and you have to place it instead.

[@user-zx5kl2mm8d-Anon]

17:40 Imagine being that soldier, and seeing the crazy violent war criminal take pity on you, like, he'd remember him as the "Terrorism? yes. bio-weapons? yes. mal-treatment of POWs? THAT IS WHERE I DRAW THE F*CKING LINE!" guy

[@Zanta100]

you forget to include possesion of high explosives to your crimes and littering the ocean

[@siechamontillado]

3:02 You didn't spit in the ice cream, so sorry, it's not evil enough.

[@Black_parsley]

The Geneva convention only applies to soldiers in a time of war

[@MultiNonymous]

Which would suggest 47 is being counted as a combatant, and if I'm not mistaken, non-uniformed combatants is another violation of the Geneva Convention.

[@jeffreykirkley6475]

Correct! Outside of war, they're crimes against humanity.

[@imaginerp]

@@MultiNonymoushe can only win

[@Andreasistrans]

This video went from breaking all the laws to prison-breaking Jones lmao

[@TheTrueOLIVEOIL]

Another banger. Should've littered some banana peels for good measure.

[@youtubeuniversity3638]

If only you had an illegal outfit to put on. 4:34 Oh! Alright then!

[@christophercrager1925]

Has to be the best and funniest hit man vid out there. Great job

[@actually_yali]

Loving the creative effort you put into these : )

[@lamarepository248]

Genuinely top-tier stuff, keep it up and the blessed algorithm may grant you popularity.

[@youtubeuniversity3638]

Rescue Jones Run!!! Hooray! ...could make a whole game of "Jones Dies If Seen".

[@harry69007]

Loved the video window! Absolutely made me laugh and cheered me up. Keep up the great work!!

[@Cera_01]

14:49 I was literally wheezing at this whole segment. Amazing vid.

[@Tahitiman_plans]

HELP THE SAW THING IM DYING 😂💀😭😭😭

[@imaginerp]

This is one of the best videos I’ve seen in a while

[@crimsonlej]

I love your humour in these videos. Please keep doing hitman content

[@erickck240]

6:06 Bro was an android the whole time 💀

[@foxfire9124]

Fun thing about your outfit choice in Sapienza is that it could also qualify as indecent exposure, so at that to the list of crimes.

[@aryankumar_1418]

i love the the Software Instability in the top right at 6:06. You have great editing

[@problematicagent9402]

not sure if anyone else said this but in sapienza there is a boat where you can shoot the bells on it in a specific order to cause it to be taken by the kraken, seems appropriately evil.

[@itryen7632]

I can't believe you did the Jerma gas bit

[@Freexnme]

This is exactly the energy I need in my life.

[@moot_gomez]

Geneva convention? More like... Geneva sugestion ☠️☠️☠️

[@Aluriii]

I love these so much please do more

[@unknowable4147]

Agent 47 has snapped. He felt unappreciated after managing to kill without breaking any laws, and has started his villain arc!

[@yanneck3203]

please never stop making hitman videos

[@Luq1fy]

Truly a masterpiece

[@zaktek]

Bro is a good guy

[@ArtifactSkyline]

Could have poisoned Silvio before setting up the trail to his mother's bedroom. If you get the chef disguise you can attempt to recreate his mom's signature pasta.

[@friendlyyoutubecommenter4527]

We love Jones. And Jones loves us.

[@MaxStrazzeRevenge]

bro the save of John need to be an achivement

[@ganaaSus]

Underrated

[@seekingsolace5998]

The Promise at 21:48 got me chuckling

[@WounderWounder]

I love the way you talk or your accent idk it just good

[@cpt.briggsy5144]

In order to save jones you could try handing him one of your muffins at high speeds because muffins are incapable of knocking people out

[@n_o_o_ne]

This is exactly how i play Hitman. Exept more bodies everywhere. There should not be a single living thing on the map when im done

[@TemLightKiBlade]

Man I’d love this being done for every map in the trilogy.

[@outerspaceproduction]

:D He brought up the Geneva *suggestion* !!! :))))

[@miguelangeltorregrosa7362]

Love ur videos keep at it u r amazing

[@Duckieisverycool]

um actually, trespassing is a crime

[@salmonofwisdom3804]

You forgot to do the most heinous of crimes: loitering

[@JackConstable]

HOW DOES THIS HAVE ONLY 30K IT'S SO GOOD

[@Nikto_mlk]

"No more Mr. Niceguy" bro im crying 😭

[@IndiaSierra0-2]

one thing that guniverse got wrong is that it isnt a crime to not report a crime, a moral one yes, a legal one no

[@mr.cauliflower3536]

You're underselling yourself, poisons are also illegal in war.

[@Bxsilikum]

Jones my beloved

[@willwin92]

This is the Vanitas to the last video's Ventus

[@Mrpuggo0322]

0:00 AWOOP JUMESCARE

[@duckz0]

jones is the best part for sure

[@yntxrrr]

4:54 *Sayo-nara detected*

[@springfaux6991]

NOW THIS IS WHAT I WANT

[@Et_Exterminatus]

The poor gelato shop.

[@oafkad]

Thinking to myself "This is incredible, gotta subscribe." KZbin gracefully points out that...I already am. Ok well, certainly deflates the moment for me.

[@zsoltkalmar8926]

I like that voice when your scary and make IT more

[@lighthouse6543]

I can't believe you didn't do the paris mission and wreck the lighting rig, think of the monetary losses

[@YourPeepingTom]

THE FLOWERS oh my god lol

[@fatmangames1311]

Bruh the terraria calamity mod music for the intro 😂 love it