Ministry of Silly Walks tier speedrun category, rules, and moderation execution. Love it.
@prestonnielson24704 күн бұрын
grade the rejection essay
@isawaffles5 күн бұрын
I wonder what grade you got on your second essay...
@nathancharnas5 күн бұрын
Jeez y’all are insane! My fastest time is 70 minutes. But I don’t play this to speedrun mind you, I just play it because it’s a faster way of playing the actual game.
@leoughnidas6 күн бұрын
This is so me when I get rejected from Portal 2's Weirdest Speedrun
@masteryoda9136 күн бұрын
6:18 controversial, but feet is mentioned as an extension when pronouncing “defeat”. Hopefully the mods catch this
@StephenrHamilton7 күн бұрын
If you aren't allowed to have AI assistance for the essay, and you have to talk about the run in the essay, then isn't every run that doesn't disable the GLaDOS audio invalid?
@NeverSnows7 күн бұрын
Just read the rules of this category. ....why?
@Copier7778 күн бұрын
what the hell even is that category
@soph70668 күн бұрын
hi baffew!
@MilkyFrenchToast8 күн бұрын
I'll be back.
@Nefariousbig8 күн бұрын
Betsruner is absolutely one of the most embarassing individuals I have ever come across, ever I'm seriously on the brink of death just hearing that rejection essay
@Fizzzzay8 күн бұрын
boi idk if you believe me but i have all the achievments
@morpheus_uat8 күн бұрын
no way, no way wtf...
@DoneThatSeenThat8 күн бұрын
2:50 yeah this guys an idiot, he doesn’t know about frame-rate skips which makes it perfectly valid to get this wrong, frame-rate skips happen in every game and are mostly unnoticeable.
@michaelcarroll58018 күн бұрын
Why is an essay required and why can't the time be adjusted rather than be required to redo? Please, I need to know. This is rage-inducing.
@Akronymus_8 күн бұрын
Doesnt the never give up video mention feet by stating he is in cold water?
@ArpaRec8 күн бұрын
also with a 1 in 1000000 chance of it happening again
@microsoftpowerpoint47318 күн бұрын
this category has rules that are an affront to both god and man. i would rather put my head on the execution block and have preferably 3-4 people beat me with squishy cartoon mallets for days
@zeke71008 күн бұрын
is this specifically with the portal 2 speedrunning community? Because I've never ever heard of this before and it seems extremely toxic and the mods are high on power.
@fitmotheyap8 күн бұрын
Did you read the rules and watch the speedrun itself? It's a joke category
@andresbravo20039 күн бұрын
Well better luck next time, N00B
@theneoreformationist9 күн бұрын
6:19 DON'T CITE THAT IN THE ESSAY. IT SAYS "FEET"!
@NoriMori19929 күн бұрын
Happy December Fools' Day.
@thatrandomhomosapien47849 күн бұрын
Absolutely amazing bg music choices! Love it
@leonhard63279 күн бұрын
Wait.. is this real? xD Other communities: yeah don't worry, I will fix your time Portal: you missed a tick, resubmit noob
@Tredenix9 күн бұрын
17:11 my man is very happy about the nanoparticles
@BadChess569 күн бұрын
0:38 chat going crazy 😂😂😂
@game-tea9 күн бұрын
Congrats on getting the run verified! 20 days on top of the Radio hole% leaderboard, you must feel like a king...
@AlphasysNl9 күн бұрын
First time I see so many arbitrary "rules" being applied to a speedrun. Not being able to mention the word "feet", writing an essay for the submission, what nonsense is this. What are we doing here, speedrunning or learning to become an author?
@ITR9 күн бұрын
it's one of the most highly esteemed speedruns, and honestly a gold standard for what other categories should strive to be.
@NightjarAves7 күн бұрын
How dare you insinuate that the great portal 2 dual lasers radio in hole% speedrun is in any way ridiculous. On a serious note though, yeah this is a joke category it's not meant to be taken seriously and I'm surprised how many people in this comment section seem to think it's a serious speedrunning category.
@XanTheDragon9 күн бұрын
i look at that submission and im just like ...naaaaaah
@tf_lecter9 күн бұрын
to think the inclusion of the demo feature in what is otherwise a single player game with basically no multiplayer functionality (yes i know co-op exists but demos dont rly serve the same purpose as they do in cs or tf2) would have such wild consequences as this category....
@inzynierkitku9 күн бұрын
around 13:05 GLaDOS: Frankly, this test chamber was a mistake. If we were you, we would quit now. Msushi: *already at the ending elevator smuggling cubes there*
@RptlFellow9 күн бұрын
damn nice video!!
@OrbitalCookie9 күн бұрын
Portal 3 is long overdue
@Z-101-G9 күн бұрын
Fire
@Ho-oh-Nut9 күн бұрын
Whoever made the Essay rule needs to be banned
@ucantavukiswalking9 күн бұрын
why do we have to write an essay(feet)
@func_e9 күн бұрын
why do you have to do school to get on a leaderboard for frickin portal speedrunning dawg
@Ho-oh-Nut9 күн бұрын
Speedrun moss making you right an essay is quite Reddit mod level of Pretentiousness
@hansonkerman72869 күн бұрын
this is the funniest fucking thing????
@itsentdev9 күн бұрын
The Portal 2 Dual Lasers Radio In Hole% speedrun category, though seemingly a whimsical and niche pursuit within the gaming community, can be viewed as a subtle commentary on the intersection of systems, agency, and the constraints imposed by arbitrary rules-paralleling broader political structures. At its core, the category represents a rebellion against the intended path laid out by the game’s creators, echoing the way individuals and collectives often challenge societal systems that, while ostensibly logical or purposeful, are ultimately human constructions. The act of taking an item-the radio, a symbol of communication and shared understanding-and placing it in a location where it ostensibly does not belong, invites parallels to the disruption of entrenched hierarchies, where power and tradition dictate what "belongs" and what does not. The challenge’s specificity and its reliance on exploiting the physics and mechanics of the game reflect the way political movements must navigate the rigid frameworks of existing institutions to achieve their goals, even when those goals seem absurd or trivial to outsiders. Furthermore, the community's engagement with this category highlights the democratizing force of collective action and shared humor, much like grassroots political movements that find strength and cohesion in shared narratives or seemingly inconsequential acts of defiance. While the outcome-placing a radio in a hole-may appear trivial, the process by which players navigate this challenge mirrors the way individuals must grapple with systemic inertia, exposing the absurdity of rules and norms by bending them to achieve an unconventional, yet deeply deliberate, outcome. In this way, the Dual Lasers Radio In Hole% category transcends its surface-level humor to serve as an allegory for resistance, ingenuity, and the reimagining of established systems in pursuit of a new and personal narrative.
@Suidaika9 күн бұрын
Anonymous tip: he was high off dr perky lean while getting the run
@theattorneygaming9 күн бұрын
Sorry I’m quite a bit confused, where did the essay rule came from? Is it just for fun? Why?
@itsentdev9 күн бұрын
no it's very important for the integrity of the Portal 2 Dual Lasers Radio In Hole% speedrunning community. i can't believe you would be so heartless as to claim that this vital piece of verification information is 'just for fun'. really, you should reconsider your life choices and maybe your career path.
@theattorneygaming7 күн бұрын
@@itsentdev stupid me… I just rethinked all of my existence and came to an obvious conclusion so that I’m literally questioning why didn’t I get it in the first place.
@OleksandrSlepnov9 күн бұрын
poem panic! for the writing part is legit
@FOXY_ANIMATIONS9 күн бұрын
these moderators man
@polocatfan9 күн бұрын
This shit is exactly why I hate the speedrun community. You can get the world record and then they'll add some rule after you submitted and delist your run and ban you permanently for breaking a rule that *DIDN'T FUCKING EXIST* when you submitted it. The community is full of elitist pieces of shit who choose who gets the world record. Shit is entirely fucking rigged.
@gdstar69179 күн бұрын
are you joking or fr
@meta7gear9 күн бұрын
But more importantly, what was the grade of the second essay?
@la1m1e9 күн бұрын
A fucking essay? In outlast we submit 1 second off, they edit the time for you and say you are stypid patootie and place you on the leaderboard