I Got Portal 2's Weirdest Speedrun World Record

[@someturkey]

gonna pop some addy and get my record back

[@the_AtomicPunk]

Good luck turkey

[@fifthwit1318]

banned

[@cool_person_i_be]

yessirrrrr 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@MilkyFrenchToast]

me too

[@jiovanni0726]

Imma take steroids and smash ur record

[@titalmac1626]

Playing the Doki Doki Literature club theme during the writing portion should be a requirement

[@ChromaTK]

1:41 "of course, it's in MLA format" WRONG. it is not double spaced, no paragraphs are indented, there are unnecessary line breaks between paragraphs, and the date in the header is in the wrong format. milkyfrenchtoast is a FRAUD

[@MultiLockedMusic]

It pains me. FRAUDULANT. this is truly unacceptable. I shall now go and inform my 9th grade english honors teacher. She shall tear each and every pixel off of milkyfrenchtoast's monitor with a rage unmet by any mortal being.

[@panzerfaust_1821]

If you look at the essay requirements the date on the newer rules have MLA format added after the rules were created, meaning MFTs run is legal due to it being submitted 12 days before the addendum

[@zacknattack]

the *CITATIONS* must be in MLA format. not the essay itself

[@MilkyFrenchToast]

Deeply concerned to hear this information. I have since updated my essay to account for this inexcusable oversight.

[@MultiLockedMusic]

@@MilkyFrenchToast Very well. But remember, sir, this experience, and place it at the forefront of further writings by thou - to ensure this never happens again. Good day to thee.

[@ryborben1858]

The toughest part of this speedrun is hearing GLaDOS talking about my birth mother over and over again

[@wta1518]

If it makes you feel any better, Science has now validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep.

[@whazzup_teacup]

Writing an essay on first try WR would've been so easy to do. Just milk the fact that you completely trashed the competition right out the gate.

[@jqsm1neS]

Am I mistaken for believing there is no rule stating that the 700 word essay HAS to be about the run?

[@Uliusjay]

Time for a 700 word essay about making the perfect Grilled Cheese sandwiches

[@cuberomer]

Serious suggestion: write the essay about the constant appearance of loopholes in arbitrarily chosen rulesets, how in this case you managed to exploit this loophole not to gain any serious advantage from it, but to display remarkable good humor and irony, and of lastly how you believe this behavior can improve people's understanding and enjoyment of the world and all of the strange details it contains.

[@cerulity32k]

You're right. Why would I write about a 13 second run when I could write an essay on the existence of true computer generated randomness through the x86 architecture's standardised entropy chip?

[@MarkPentler]

This is like an episode of Taskmaster

[@warmchoccy]

i submitted an entirely unrelated essay about nuclear power and they added the rule "must talk a reasonable amount about the run" AFTER they rejected it, so not anymore :(

[@dootdoodle569]

i love how msushi immediately put on the youtuber voice when he read the essay

[@warmchoccy]

if you want to make more, these types of videos where you show your process for routing are really interesting edit: please get me justice i made a 5 minute long run and submitted a completely unrelated essay about nuclear power and AFTER They rejected my run, they added the rule "Essay must talk a reasonable amount about the run" :(

[@spencerruston406]

Your 10k word essay can be about loopholes, your contribution to the speedrun by single-handedly changing the rules, a petition to have that rule named after you and a frame by frame word by word analysis of your run and essay.

[@jqsm1neS]

MilkyFrenchToast my favourite character in this video fr

[@magsrom_]

Hearing the DDLC Soundtrack in this video felt like you have activated a sleeper agent in me

[@1e1001]

14:16 ai assistance smh my head

[@generimposter]

mods probably got mad about this

[@Maker0824]

omg you’re right. He said “description”, and the AI said “descriptions” while the real source said it needed to be “descriptive”. That’s proof he used AI

[@Medium4343]

"Smh my head" ah yes "shaking my head my head" (no offense)

[@1e1001]

@@Medium4343 shaking my smh

[@Medium4343]

​@@1e1001smhing my shake

[@a-bombmori7393]

Just so you know, we can visit the URL at 16:58 to see the fate of the run's submission.

[@tortiboy142]

Holy shit this gold. I'm looking forward to the next video

[@EuphCat]

More like 17:00. The run was rejected, and the reason is written in a well composed essey. I recommend you to read it yourself. THEY DISQUALIFIED THE RUN BECAUSE HE MISSED A SINGLE TICK WHEN CALCULATING THE TIME lol

[@gaubbe]

I've always believed you could do it, I never doubted you!

[@JaioCG]

Video starts at 12:09

[@thisbox]

Actually, I'm pretty sure that videos start at 0:00

[@Miss_GiggleFarts]

idk about that but the video ends at 17:26 hope this helps

[@xtra6836]

oomfie banger

[@the_AtomicPunk]

Finally covered the best speedrun of all time. Currently writing my essay for it.

[@부묘]

700 essay for speed run is crazy

[@zohnannor]

This masterpiece of an essay and a brilliant run accompanying it can't possibly be rejected. I don't believe any person on Earth, with or without knowledge of the category, Portal 2 game, or speedrunning in general, could do such a ruthless move.

[@pitust]

Unfortunately, after further analysis, the moderation team has found that he has cheated by inputing a time 2 frames lower than what actually happened, as seen in the report: docs.google.com/document/d/1kjPp8kQJ89Vtd-sBJBrF7wSayu3UDutspCjI1vkk_9Q/edit?usp=sharing

[@supersp9450]

how the hell did i miss this being uploaded for one entire day and not realize until just now

[@orvilleredenpiller338]

"Time! Oh man, oh man, oh man, that was quite a feat."

[@spencerruston406]

Thank you youtube algorithm for waiting 4 days for a recommendation to a youtube channel im subscribed too.

[@itsameekay450]

SPOILER: The run got rejected because he mistimed it by ONE tick. sadge

[@soggycat]

"putting simply: i was WASHED."

[@remitiras]

The fact the record holder was watching your stream was hilarious

[@hhhsp951]

Never use the first person in an MLA essay. My English teacher told me this literally this morning.

[@SpiritedSpy]

1:49 If you have any questions, just remember what I said in slow motion.

[@TmOnlineMapper]

Not only did he call himself the one the best speed runners of the game, but also he quoted himself saying so 😂

[@eliiNya]

i love your lesbian teacher haircut

[@raipogonowski8450]

What a clifhanger hype for part 2

[@emidemi7211]

The run got REJECTED???? oh i NEED to know the full story now

[@werapea]

he submitted an incorrect time, it should have been 12.200 instead of 12.183. Source: docs.google.com/document/d/1kjPp8kQJ89Vtd-sBJBrF7wSayu3UDutspCjI1vkk_9Q/edit?usp=sharing

[@MilkyFrenchToast]

he did everything correctly except submitted the final time 1 tick, or 0.017 seconds lower than the correct time.

[@Awesomefluffy]

the goat is back

[@SenpaiKizuite]

M2ushi upload pog

[@destinystuff2853]

did not expect this video to be such a banger

[@icarusgaming6269]

This is the best meme cat

[@Chockadlad]

love the maplestory music

[@bush2137]

0:04 gloating 😊

[@GrubThompson]

The old essay rules are so much easier. The old runners should be forced to update their essays.

[@arekrekas213]

A SINGLE FUCKING TICK.

[@cerulity32k]

no feet? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@dendogprod]

The Kerning City theme brought me back to elementary school

[@Pieplup]

are we just gonna pretend MW2 No Target w/p2 in background% doesn't exist

[@TannerJ07]

When video games teach you something

[@MCMarchives]

FWIW, if you want to drop in a semicolon, before "for example" in the second sentence (15m) is a great spot. Feet.

[@minerman60101]

Imagine not being naturally acquainted with dropping semicolons in your sentences; I can't live without the things

[@Msashimi100]

thanks m2shimi

[@m1kegame_dev456]

I thought this was the main channel. You scared me

[@ziko085]

Holy shit the maplestory music brings back so many memories

[@the_real_tosterzy]

now that i think about it why did i tell him to change "convoluted" to "complex" like, convoluted sounds so much better

[@romanabbott3014]

No feet? Not watching 🙄

[@SuprSBG]

LETS GOOO MSUSHI

[@Schnickenpick]

I love rating his game play even though I suck at the game Like oh that’s a nice portal but that bunnyhop looked bad

[@BaileyP2SR]

gonna submit feet

[@Bambuzzsprosse]

So, what's next? SM64 category "Wash your grandma's feet before the run"?

[@morpheus_uat]

so gatekeeping the WR for ppl with no grandma? smh RIP my beloved grandma

[@Bambuzzsprosse]

@morpheus_uat Well, this one gatekeeps it for people with functional illiteracy :P

[@blorbaltude]

ejaculate all over a chameleon while playing portal and solving a megaminx and a perplexus death star all at the same time, make sure chameleon is completely covered or disqualification, you must press the w key exactly 739 times a 312 times s 65 times and d 438 times or disqualification, you must lick your fingers every checkpoint and are not allowed to wipe them off, anything you say ever so slightly related to fingers gets you disqualified and you have to age 1 year (start at like 11 pm the day before your birthday) or else you get yellow carded and you have to get accepted to harvard optional: pray to the eclipse goddess irl and if they actually come down and respond to you you get the special blue card that makes it so you need to press the w key 738 times instead of 739 (extremely op!)

[@monoduck]

New Msushi vid!!!!

[@Ho-oh-Nut]

Whoever made the Essay rule needs to be banned

[@MarzOsu]

did the run get rejected???

[@schlimeydimetime9711]

It is informal to use contractions in a paper like this.

[@Z-101-G]

Not the MLA format 😭😭😭

[@Gaming32i]

What was the reason for rejection?

[@velvetbutterfly]

I don't know for sure or even if it was rejected yet but another comment said he used AI assistance

[@carneyjiang9159]

Yo baba is you music !!! I thought it was too niche to appear anywhere else

[@rewixx69420]

eat a rock

[@Hollowed0ut]

English majors winning with this one

[@theneoreformationist]

Glad you featured this amazing feat where you defeated the previous record.

[@GaKH314]

@M2ushi can you do my english essay due tomorrow pls

[@slugintub312]

As a celeste runner why dont we have these goofy categories?! Also I may have spent the entire video being way too happy that ur also a celtics fan lol

[@catboygremlin]

be the change you want to see in the world, claim WR in a dumb category >:3

[@notalostnumber8660]

Wait you have a physical body?

[@leoughnidas]

I'm about to start POOPING! 🤣

[@KyleGarzon-gx3hd]

-100 Points, it's in first person

[@tefhypr2]

make the hex code of the portal gun #FEE700 :5Head:

[@Number_055]

Spoilers for the end of the video I guess? . . . I had a look at the rejection reason and honestly that is really mean. A timing mistake to the tune of 2 hundredths of a second got you DQ'd?

[@funnemonke5190]

might wanna tilt your head up a bit

[@Emir42502]

Gud video 👍

[@polyacov_yury]

There is no rule stating that the essay must be in English, я же правильно понимаю? 😂

[@SASTSimon]

hello

[@a3ab230]

Damn I’m early

[@gdtd4ever829]

EARLY YAYYY

[@Vankaskan]

First lol