Science Memes

[@KevinConnolly-ob9kp]

Schrodingers plates. That's hilarious, brilliant

[@Notthegoldenratio]

it's either hilarious or brilliant, schrodinger's adjective

[@kirillzakharov7336]

In Calc class, we were going over integrals, and I said "Shrodinger's rectangle". The professor looked at me with a lifeless smile and asked "Why do you do this to me?"

[@meepsoleruler444]

Those.. those are bowls.

[@battlesheep2552]

The "carrots makes your eyes better" may have started in WW2 during the blitz, when the British military claimed that their spotters ate lots of carrots to make it easier to spot incoming bombers, but this was to cover for the fact they knew the bombers were coming because they cracked Enigma.

[@serventium4049]

It was to cover up their radar or something like that, iirc

[@vbfgufjthnfrngrnghy]

also for british radar

[@biggsdarklighter0473]

@@serventium4049 I think they had radars in their planes, which made their nightfighters more effective

[@Eggery365]

Carrots do help the eyes with development I believe, but it was because of radar that British propaganda said carrots give you night vision. To hide the fact they had radar

[@alcion8423]

How do you know eating carrots didnt make it easier to read the radar?

[@YourNeighborhoodN]

For some reason when he said “the earth is flat and round” my brain went “fround”

[@Mahja-r5w]

semisphere

[@ibrahimali3192]

@@Mahja-r5w demisphere

[@AllYoutube-all4u]

big city greens when making a new word be like

[@Midnight.Swan.001]

the earth is fround :)

[@fishOnSkates]

@ibrahimali3192 blemisphere

[@mikethewhizz5085]

9:35 okay so first we can simplify 360÷4 to 90, then dividing both sides by two gives us x=45. Unfortunately, this math problem did not give any units and so we do not know if the speed limit is 45 miles per hour, 45 meters per second, 45 kilometers per hour, 45 apples, 45 bananas, or 45 watts per square centimeter. No officer, I dont have any idea how fast I was going

[@dieseldragon6756]

Living in the UK, I was taught from about six years old that our residential speed limit is 80,640 furlongs per fortnight... 🙃 (30mph in Roman units, and ~50km/h in _proper_ ones. 👍)

[@IceClancy-jc2co]

@@dieseldragon6756 As an American I can confirm that our measuring system is stupid and that the Metric system is the only proper way to measure anything. (Some) Reasons: The American system is based on dividing by 6. The Metric system is based on dividing by 10. Dividing by 6 is much harder than dividing by 10. Conclusion: The Metric system is much easier, much more convenient, and overall much better. (Bonus) Remembering 1,000 meters are in a kilometer is much easier than remembering that 5,280 feet are in a mile. (I realized partway through this bonus part I forgot how many feet are in a mile. AGAIN.)

[@dieseldragon6756]

@@IceClancy-jc2co And the British system is based on dividing by four... *Except* outside of working hours where _time-and-a-half_ (6) applies, or weekends which are _double time_ (8). 😋 And I usually remember it as being 1,600m to the mile, which is a lot easier for me because feet make absolutely no sense. My feet (A Euro 42/UK 8/US 9) roughly fit into a mile about 5,200 times...But what of my neighbour? He's a UK size 12 so _his_ feet will fit fewer in the mile than mine do! 🙃

[@baileydwyer453]

@@dieseldragon6756 50km/h ~ 13.9m/s in proper proper ones :)

[@Makememesandmore]

@@IceClancy-jc2co I remember that 4.54 litres to the gallon. Can somebody check that, please? I am UK person and love the metric system with all my soul. Life-frickin' saver

[@iceguy7319]

Scientists weren’t dumber back then, just a lot braver

[@SeineUrukness]

9:12 it's not just John Cena, but I guess Drax was just standing so incredibly still that you couldn't see him

[@kirby17]

In Brazil, we have Eletric Eels. They native name is " Poraquê ", or " The one who puts you to sleep "

[@jenniferwikler6692]

that translated name is so scary man

[@Makememesandmore]

I love that lol

[@mikethewhizz5085]

According to the internet, the name "triscuit" was a shortening of the words "electricity biscuit" as the first triscuits were baked using what was then a revolutionary new technology: the electric oven

[@georgejudd9723]

Actually, there’s a secret food called a monoscuit. Were you even paying attention?

[@LukeR-iw5gj]

Vaazkl at 2:23: "millimeters" People who understand chemistry units: "😡"

[@DietaryCandle]

He said milliliters, what is your point

[@BRUH-ej7xp]

@@DietaryCandleHe was referring to the unit ‘Molar’ which is used to describe the relative concentration of an an acid.

[@DaKing08]

That’s the unit for moles? My secondary school chemistry classes use ‘mol’!

[@yashminegurung1912]

​​@@DaKing08 'mol' is the symbol for Moles, but 'M' is the symbol for Molar which is a unit of Molarity which is basically the concentration of acid in water.

[@DaKing08]

@ oh. thanks for clarifying but my school referred to it as mol/dm^3 iirc (moles per cubic decimeter)

[@chriskythreotis3069]

Please make memes only people with ADHD will understand

[@Your_Local_Godzilla_Fan]

yes

[@Krymolost]

Great idea

[@maryjane4432]

Doesn’t he have one?

[@BenjaminEspenschied]

Please do

[@fedoraguy6774]

He wouldn’t be able to focus on it

[@TheLobsterCopter5000]

1:52 That image shows a process called "mitosis" btw...

[@Jay-ch5lk]

What’s that?

[@TheLobsterCopter5000]

@@Jay-ch5lk It's one of the ways cells make copies of themselves.

[@Fish-m4i]

I dont understand the meme

[@Easton_H]

You just broke “mitosis” You just broke my toe sis

[@Fish-m4i]

@ ohhhhh

[@CosmicOkapi]

2:57 Cannibals look at this map differently. You’re welcome.

[@RoseSiren-nq7kr]

r/angryupvote

[@MySerpentine]

Aww, now I'm hungry :D

[@CosmicOkapi]

@@MySerpentine Check your local morg-, I mean restaurant .

[@TisYnMortals]

@@MySerpentine I’m a free mea- I mean, I’ll take you to get some food.

[@MySerpentine]

@@TisYnMortals LOL

[@OliverMan]

The thing is, tsa actually allows frozen liquids tho.

[@kirkwahmmett1666]

But then they are solids not liquids.

[@twisty3858]

2:14 both of these are acids, acetic acid is very weak though (it is vinegar) and that measurement is for concentration not amount so basically they spilt pretty much just water on their glove. H2SO4 is a stronger acid.

[@frantisekvrana3902]

13:30 And the wolf went hungry that night, because he coudn't eat ionized plasma.

[@RickRollerrr]

For anybody not understanding the joke at 8:11, noble gasses are gasses that can not react with other elements because their outer ring of electrons is full (but that would take some time to explain). Also the reason why he commented 'He He He' was because 'He' (or helium) is a noble gas.

[@NonEi-hs1uk]

3:18 nah that wouldn't work, the sun is too hot. Go at night time!

[@mikethewhizz5085]

2:26 i love this illustration of a vacuum cleaner

[@thefirstgamer7596]

2:23 I think it was supposed to be moles

[@Mercure250]

Molars, actually. It's a unit of concentration. 1 molar = 1 mole per liter. Basically, dude is like "Oh no, I got extremely diluted vinegar on my glove"

[@baila3221]

As an anatomy student, that arm tattoo... it should be able to move like a snake, based on the vertebrae...I genuinely can't unsee it now...I'm too repulsed to even swallow...Why the hell would someone do that?

[@kayjose1673]

To be fair, rabbits have never had eye tests

[@novapxls]

13:46 for anyone wondering, these numerals say “69” “420” and “1,300,037”

[@taxing4490]

Its 1337 actually

[@Lemur_kid444]

Jokes on you, I dont want a girlfriend! ... Wow...

[@dieseldragon6756]

I don't want a girlfriend either... 😋 (My sexual orientation might have something to do with that. 🏳‍🌈😉)

[@Your_Local_Godzilla_Fan]

3:26 “algay” 🦠🏳️‍🌈

[@Luvvias]

Me in my past life as a plant:

[@fedoraguy6774]

Gay bacteria confirmed?!?!

[@Mark--__--]

16:01 it equals to 150 because a calculator doesn't calculate from left to right it calculates using 'pemdas' which does multiplication first before addition, so instead of doing 50 + 50 * 2 it actually does 50 + (50 * 2)

[@AllYoutube-all4u]

0:07 red fire is actually colder because it emits calmer wavelengths-a sign that the atoms are not really moving around, therefore, colder. If a star is red, then it's cold, if a star is blue, it is hot. Our star is yellowish white, meaning that It is in the middle of its life, or is just warm. However, red stars are still EXTREMELY hot because of its size, imagine a giant star with only the heat of your stove, it would run out quickly. So stars have to generate lots of heat in order to survive. But on a smaller scale, it's not too dangerous, but you should never touch blue or red fire.

[@AllYoutube-all4u]

why did i spend my time doing this

[@RetroCube]

But red cars go fast? Also, don’t touch blue or red fires, got it instructions received. I will touch the yellow and orange ones instead.

[@AllYoutube-all4u]

@@RetroCube "but red cars go fast?" what does this mean?!?!?!

[@zaeemchogle8219]

@@RetroCube Great summary. on my way to touch yellow fire 👍

[@me18guy]

14:40 surprised pikachu face, I understood it instantly so a win for science ig

[@matthewboire6843]

Yeah it works

[@astro_plum6]

8:03 GLUB BLUG GLURB BLURG LUG BURG

[@RealGhostface-y9b]

1:10 he's wrong, it's not (-∞,∞),it's [-∞;∞]

[@ibrahimali3192]

.

[@boingyboop4960]

My maths teacher says that infinity can’t have a square bracket

[@ibrahimali3192]

yeah, infinity always has a () not a []

[@novemtrigintillionaire7684]

Infinity isn't a number, so it's not included in interval notation

[@saradm991]

isn’t it with the brackets pointing outwards ] [ bc infinity can’t be included

[@retnoartanti1976]

8:13 Its a Molecollie!

[@Potato_neo]

10:31 as another portal fan… WHO HAS THE PORTAL GUN

[@Potato_neo]

GlaDOS, I swear to god

[@oof326]

@@Potato_neoI, AM NOT, A MORON

[@Potato_neo]

@@oof326 you might have a verrrrrrrry minor case of serious Brian damage

[@wow-roblox8370]

17:01 I refuse to believe that this is not a bot! ‘The Nebra sky’ and they say the Nebraska sky!

[@EmilyPacheco-mg3vo]

The Pringles one is a lie, my Pringles are always cracked.

[@williamelling3579]

Me: Billy get down from there- YOUR SCARING THE VILLAGERS

[@Th3nox13]

9:31 the speed limit is 45 because 2x means 2 times x and it must equal 360÷4. 360÷4 is 90 and the number that is equal to 90 when doubled is 45 Basically in simpler notation it would be something like 2 × n = (360 ÷ 4). Know that parenthesis or however you spell it are basically just "the result of", meaning that 2 + ( 2 × 2 ) = 6 is "two plus the result of two times two is equal to six.". To sole it, you must first determine what 360÷4 is equal to, and the answer is 90. Then, to determine what is the number that equals 90 when doubled, just divide 90 by 2 and get 45 as a result for the speed limit. Hopefully this helped understand!!

[@mr.knightthedetective7435]

1:21 I just happened so to read the info card at the right moment LOL

[@eternaldonut3128]

1:46 "I've never seen a rabbit needing glasses." *The rabbit from Alice in Wonderland*

[@themoneysometimes]

3:59 Decided to do a bit of research on this. The majority of electric eels were discovered after electricity was discovered. That said, the electric catfish was discovered in Egypt before then, and was colloquially referred to as the "thunder of the Nile."

[@HaveAPlay77]

9:32 imma solve this… Question: 2x = (360/4) Solved answer: > 360/4 = 90 > 2x = 90 > 90/2 = 45 > x = 45 > 2 X 45 = 90 The speed limit is 45 (km or mph idk)

[@Vids_w_yourgirl]

HI😁(also how the actual heck did u solve this and I dont even know if u did..😃)

[@miniepicness]

@@Vids_w_yourgirl he did, its algebra

[@Vids_w_yourgirl]

@@miniepicness ofc he did he’s my brother

[@lamya.thefairy]

0:05 my science teacher has this meme framed on the wall 😂

[@CraminationsPlays]

The Horseshoe Crab is probably waiting to get enough levels to evolve.

[@MrCessna408]

0:55 As an MSFS Player, future pilot, and aircraft understander, this is correct.

[@coolbionicle]

The fact that he didn't noticed Drax is a testament to his power 🤣🤣🤣

[@ze_glitchy_gamer7629]

I got a shortcut to "climate change" clicking on this

[@chasethemaster3440]

11:28 that is awesome

[@yutahkotomi1195]

Bro said he likes astrology, get him

[@vismaykedilaya1318]

3:43 the mechroom

[@helpimstuckinatrashcan7145]

6:29 i actually know why its called biscuit i don’t remember exact details about the word meaning, like as in it was a word in another okd germanic language similar to english, scuit, that meant bake bi still meant 2 and biscuits where just baked twice, to dry them out into like a cracker so a monoscuit is just baked once, so an example of one is a chocolate chip cookie, or any cookie for that matter same applies to triscuit, and there probably exists a tetrascuit

[@massiveastronomer1066]

12:35 one of the people in my physics class got a 100,000,000% error in our last practical. It was calculating G, and she got 9,830,000 meters per second squared. ( I live in the Uk and we use 9.81 as our value for G, I don’t know what the imperial units are)

[@Swiftkitten88]

10:50 see thats the cool part! it HAS to be radioactive and last only fractions of a second, because an element is determined by the amount of protons in the nucleus and as we all know... the nucleus is a bunch of positively charged protons which ( spoiler alert) dont really want to be together, but are held together by the strong nuclear force ( think of how electromagnetism is way stronger than gravity but has WAY less range, the strong nuclear force is WAY stronger than electromagnetism but has a WAY shorter range... in fact the range is about the size of a uranium atom nucleus, and the reason why bigger elements "decay" is because that range is where the strong nuclear force weakens enough to equal to that of electromagnetism. so if u go past that range, electromagnetism will win.. so any element too large will fly apart because the strong nuclear force cant hold it together past the size of the uranium nucleus. it flying apart is what we call radiation. therefore to make a new element it has to be a bigger element ( because protons is an integer and we have all the lower ones already) ... but because we have already past uranium... all of them are too large to stay together and are therefore all radioactive.. and the bigger they are.. the faster they would fly apart and therefore don't last very long

[@raihanpahlevi6870]

No 'the plates will break when you open and wont break unless you dont open'

[@baffledbat]

10:59 you could say he made the wurst piano 😏

[@husseinallamGD]

1:26 My phone after 10 years: I AM STILL ALIVE, WELL AND SPEEDY

[@eliselinger3624]

My knowledge actually leaves my body when I start the test, instantly returns when I turn it in, and then slowly seeps back out after.

[@jerrylou9285]

Erwin Schrodinger: There shall only be A cat and box after me *Sees Schrodinger plate.

[@QF5-q7j]

Shrodinger’s Plates

[@undynlicia7554]

8:13 I actually want to have a model of tis with a little collar now lmao (I wish I had a 3D printer😢)

[@marcuswilcowski9933]

Love these vids, what a great way to unwind from work

[@Alice_was-here_1999]

Whew, I was starting to worry I’d have to return my stolen airplane!

[@icebaron2948]

3:00 What about umami? (if that's how it's spelled)

[@kylerhart1785]

What

[@icebaron2948]

@@kylerhart1785 sorry, just being a bit too nerdy

[@roringusanda2837]

Probably around the salty part

[@Sparks00psn]

14:00 pretty sure I had that math textbook in school

[@professorforce6189]

The milky way galaxy is only 100,000 light years across. 2 million light years is half way to the next galaxy.

[@happysmilesworldandgames8755]

0:48 the heart has nothing yo do with your emotions

[@ajkarimpumalil]

Its a metaphor

[@Natezilla0]

The most resent one was about 500000 years ago, so when it does happen, It’s going to be crazy! It will also probably mess up all electronics and kill the internet because radio signals won’t work. It will also take about 50,000 years to flip and could happen at any time without us knowing. It will mess up humanity really badly. 8:18

[@dieseldragon6756]

I'm a keen Orienteer, and I've already taken steps to cover for this just in case it happens in my lifetime. After such an event all I need to do is regard the _white_ needle on my compass as pointing North, as opposed to how the _red_ needle does at present! 🧭💯👍

[@LegendaryAceAttorney]

1:10 Hold it! Infinity is not a number as stated by mathematical experts it is merely a CONCEPT in the world of math and Negative infinity contradicts the entire point of infinity!

[@NintendoFan333]

5:01 "played" 🤔

[@Schöenebuddy]

14:23 "the righteous wrath of an honorable man" starts playing

[@qk4m4]

2:23 thats molar concentration not milliliters

[@avnishmg699]

8:10 ..he laughed in Helium🤣🤣

[@shouryajaiswal124]

Well actually at 2:23 the "M" does not mean mili litres instead it means Molarity of the H2so4 basically the amount H2so4 present in 1 litre of a solution.

[@rheeeeeee2011]

14:40 *_"IT'S A BALL! HE'S GOT A RUBBER BALL!"_*

[@Cinder5andA5he5]

3:38 He didn't eat his hat, he drunk it

[@schizophrenic.hunger]

18:13 vaazkl shockingly becomes a bee trying to pronounce the word bedeviling

[@justrandom-14-25]

Fun fact: Blue flames are the HOTTEST type of flames and Red/Orange flames are the coolest flames. So don't roast your hands kids.

[@Jaessae]

16:58 Guffawed when you read "Nebra Sky Disc" as "Nebraska Sky" 😅

[@crimsonrealm7]

5:53 bro ate and left no crumbs

[@boingyboop4960]

4:35 I guess Feb 29 babies are safe, then

[@Manggo-W]

I love your vids keep it up! ❤❤❤

[@StaceyFowler5]

0:33 the giant siphonophore is a colonial organism that is made up of thousands of mini creatures named zooids and can grow up to 150 feet long

[@dieseldragon6756]

So much for the end of British colonial activities in the South Pacific... 🪱🇬🇧😋

[@DavidIvan-AC]

14:45 that’s literally the Pikachu gasping meme or whatever!!

[@CokeinaPepsican]

14:40 Yep surprised pikachu

[@matthewboire6843]

Yeah that’s what I thought

[@boingyboop4960]

5:15 What about pink?

[@RobW-l7n]

Why is it downloading the wrong japan?

[@gulparviz]

1:13 “and the engineer arriver” is wrong😅 Actually, The contractors arrived. 😂

[@lilbro1220]

7:48 the immortal snails cousin

[@aidan5071]

13:35 I thought it meant it was a labrador, as in the door bred instead of lab as in science, my day has gotten better thanks to this service dog. They're a good puppy :)

[@boingyboop4960]

18:35 I always thought that was the tear duct! Wait, so if that’s not the tear duct, then what is?

[@PearlescentMusic]

6:27 tetrascuits, pentascuits, icoscuits, dodecascuits, heptacontatriscuits, and so on.

[@ruthiewitter569]

0:27 That of an interesting one! It’s the same kind of creature that makes up Portuguese man O war jellyfish. They are not one creature, but many tiny creatures that essentially hold hands. Apologies, I can’t remember any names. But it’s a colony of creatures, not a single creature.

[@padmefoster1543]

This should be the only way to teach math at schools

[@chasethemaster3440]

13:13 yk what they kinda got a point maybe there is other rocks that taste good lol

[@Jake_Gotthard]

16:23 either im asking her how her day is going or im QUESTIONING MY LIFE CHOICES BECAUSE IM IN AN ELEVATOR _THINKING OF TALKING TO STRANGERS LIKE 15 YEARS OLDER THAN ME_

[@retnoartanti1976]

4:46 I thought thats a bomb with a skeleton

[@THEREALSHREKK]

how could KZbin hide this from me for 18 minutes.

[@y0yle_st4rz..27]

1:30 finally a way to get away from the demigirl/nonbinary allegations🙏🙏but its trWAIT GUYS I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT 3:30 for people who only know the skeleton of a hand and not the arm: the forearm has two bones, not multiple like a ribcage. they intersect if you turn your arm, it starts on your elbow and ends on either sides of the hand/wrist. thats what the ‘ankle’ like things are on your wrists. 4:20 actually, thats just the light it reflects !! no absorbing, unless you mean that it absorbs every other light except green. 5:10 qs i said in the last one, (or was about to say,) black absorbs all light, meaning you cant see light (since it gets absorbed). white reflects all light, making it the lightest. absorbing light will make something darker and warm(er), reflecting light will make something lighter and cold(er).

[@QuartzoidFragment]

at 9:33, x=45. 36/4=9 so 360/4=90, and you have to do the inverse of 2x (2*x ) but replace x with 90 to get the answer.

[@0Mossshadow1Kiara3]

I also got 45

[@D_D_L]

9:01 That will be car insurance, since there are also boats and planes.

[@jenqtics]

1:09 that is only every REAL number????? what about the entire complex plane?????????

[@KingRyan-h1f]

8:17 Because the forces that generate Earth's magnetic field are constantly changing, the field itself is also in continual flux, its strength waxing and waning over time. This causes the location of Earth's magnetic north and south poles to gradually shift and to completely flip locations about every 300,000 years or so

[@wornplatypus4781]

13:10 I mean ice is a rock and water is lava since its molten rock so yeah, other rocks are good too and lava

[@orangeduckster2005]

Put the cabinet on its back