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@VaazkLShortsАй бұрын
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@ThatOneGammaRayАй бұрын
Cult of The Lamb memes
@SuperbGorillaАй бұрын
Llama or Peru memes for the fiftieth time
@ThefrogbreadАй бұрын
@@VaazkLShorts music memes
@Theyre_turningthefurnituregayАй бұрын
ACE ATTORNEY MEMES PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU
@snowy-wintrsАй бұрын
dog memes
@Blender_Nerd_1Ай бұрын
at 10:33, the cow will not lift vertically or take off because the milk force will not be acting on the center of gravity it will rather produce a moment which will flip that cow, which is equally amazing
@ImyourlocalfnaffanАй бұрын
“Climate Change” KZbin let me watch memes
@average_animation_enthusiastАй бұрын
true
@miastutsАй бұрын
real
@matthewtalbot-paine7977Ай бұрын
Literally incapable of taking a joke.
@candykiddrewАй бұрын
I know dude
@tanya805Ай бұрын
+1
@shlingusdingus4174Ай бұрын
5:24 While spiders may not have the emotional capacity to feel anger or malice towards another creature, they are cognizant enough to have dreams and even nightmares. Many spiders have been documented going through the REM phase of deep sleep, and waking up when experiencing stressful dreams.
@DoodleBrainStudiosАй бұрын
That’s adorable but I may have to fact check that
@shlingusdingus4174Ай бұрын
@DoodleBrainStudios Feel free. I'll correct it if I got anything incorrect.
@sethwaldron7508Ай бұрын
I bet a spider wrote this. We are on the World Wide Web!
@Kat-amber-t2zАй бұрын
And now I'm trying not to cry at the thought that a spider who get away when I was a kid (Because my sister wouldn't stay in a room if she'd seen a spider and it wasn't killed, including her bedroom.) may have had nightmares about me. Poor tiny babies might have gotten traumatized! I'm so glad that thanks to my brother my parents and I no longer kill spiders.
@flyin4352Ай бұрын
That explains...a LOT.
@BenChambers6Ай бұрын
0:35 is crazy
@britishcrowАй бұрын
I love how a good portion of these are puns
@issacthompson330Ай бұрын
"Remember kids, the only difference between screwing around and science is writing it down"
@GameJam230Ай бұрын
2:15 the funny part is, the only part of the chemical formula for adderall that it DOESN’T share with meth also happens to be the “meth” part.
@PastaV4Ай бұрын
adderall my love please come to me my life is in shambles please save me
@christopherg2347Ай бұрын
4:26 "Cooking is chemistry for hungry people."
@fat-hen649Ай бұрын
1:07 AND I WAS HERE SCREAMING "RECESSIVE"
@sassysass6202Ай бұрын
Same man
@TylerGoatManАй бұрын
4:43 As a Floridian, I AM NOT SEEING THE UPSIDE.
@CaptainArrowSparrowАй бұрын
Fr fr im scared
@colleens1107Ай бұрын
I accept no other name than rolly-poley for those bugs
@Flora._.Idi0tАй бұрын
Potato bug patato bu, I want my *ROLLY POLLIES*
@Kat-amber-t2zАй бұрын
We called them rollie pollies (idk how to spell it) or pill bugs.
@theawickward225525 күн бұрын
15:52 Lynxes are so feet to help them walk on snow (much like human snowshoes) and to tempt humans into touching the murder mittens.
@michaelbujaki2462Ай бұрын
13:13 Ah yes, weapons of math instruction...
@AlienXtream1Ай бұрын
so that capsasin one. its actually even better. most mammals cant actually sense it at all. nor can birds. its mostly the large apes (including humans) and insects that are sensitive. its an insecticide. the fact humans can taste it and (many) like it is an accident. and contrary to what it may seem, this is not a bad thing. actually, from the perspective of a plant, it is typically a very VERY good strategy to be as tasty and desirable as possible to humans. many animals get a reputation as seed distributors but NONE of them can spread the plant around the whole planet in a matter of hours. humans can. not to mention having an incredibly resourceful and arguably intelligent creature not only spreading said seeds but actively working to optimise the growth of those seeds is a major bonus in most cases.
@CoquetteKarakuАй бұрын
0:38 I’d be dead if I wore this 😭
@GorilamúsicoАй бұрын
Honey is just like, Bee puke. I don't think they really mind about we taking it.
@TheDestroyer55eАй бұрын
they use it as a food source
@TroyMornalАй бұрын
Isn't it puked out plant sperm
@SoMuchFacepalmАй бұрын
It's like pre-chewed food.
@Jonas-ox7eoАй бұрын
In danish they're called "bænkebidere" which directly translates to "bench biters". So yeah, pretty accurate meme
@1acym460Ай бұрын
2:48 IVE ACTUALLY HAD THIS HAPPEN Basically I put my little sister's blanket to dry and when i came back, it was somehow perfectly folded, i was home alone for several hours so no one else could have done that and put ot back
@MaryCristine-t1zАй бұрын
9:30 dang bro that canadian guy would have focused on his classes
@Honkious5824Ай бұрын
The worst part is that it's probably an intentional way to get male students to pay attention, and it probably works.
@matthewtalbot-paine7977Ай бұрын
3:58 The glass half full or half empty meaning you are optimistic or pessimistic is wrong. If a glass is being emptied and you get half way it's half empty, if you are filling it up and you stop half way it's half full in the case where you don't know this could be considered but if it's a disgusting drink that you have to drink because it's medicine or something then it being half empty would be positive.
@kyze828429 күн бұрын
16:57 is literally the intro of a ZeFrank video. "Here we see Jerry. Jerry is on his way to-OHSHIT! Bad news... Jerry is dead" I think it was the frogfish episode I went back and watched it. It is the frogfish episode though. "Our story begins with a small fish named Jimmy. Jimmy is about to embark on a remarkable journey in the coral reef-OHSHIT! Hehe we have a problem! Heh... Jimmy's dead"
@AccursedPotatoАй бұрын
4:50 this is actually pretty relatable, I didn’t understand the rainshadow effect till I watched MatPat’s video on One Piece
@Redhexagon124Ай бұрын
0:06 axolotls too 8:18 the amount YOU receive is harmless
@dawsonaucoin6239Ай бұрын
Owls sacrificed their waterproof coating for this so they look real weird when they get wet 0:13
@YangodoesstuffАй бұрын
10:14 the idea of a parallel universe suggests that a series universes should also exist
@MCMarvel6164 күн бұрын
15:38 Brian May: Here, let me explain it.
@ReynaDrawsАй бұрын
1:21 we we 👌
@leviathancubesАй бұрын
The sharks and dolphins got me cracking up
@wooshiwooshiwooshiАй бұрын
2:56 Favorite meme of the day
@FerreTripАй бұрын
8:23 My dad taught college Astronomy. Can confirm this meme, as this happens almost whenever he takes his class out for a viewing. _If you ever WANT to look at the night sky, it will be cloudy more often than not._ 15:36 As a Music major, I feel called out XD
@NethauraАй бұрын
8:10 Is this technically Alien Technology?
@LB_GiykykАй бұрын
TIL that i have more fibers connecting my auditory cortex and areas associated with emotional processing... is this a good or bad thing??? also this says it was posted only an hour ago, why did you post a video at exactly 4:43 in the afternoon?
@partyponyz1239Ай бұрын
I have never before heard of a solar flare being referred to as a "sun fart" and i am stealing this now
@Caterman_the_pomson_enjoyerАй бұрын
5:08 * angrily point out that the order of OK should be K₂0 instead and that it should also be MgO instead of OMg * 6:52 Gallium watching from a corner slowly starting to melt due to the body temperature being emmited by humans 8:21 he is exposed to it 24/7 due to him working on making this scans to a lot of people 13:53 Meet the medic giving goosebumps to almost everyone that listens to it
@JesuswasajunckyАй бұрын
0:25 WTF, I'M DYING LMAO
@odd_bobble91063 күн бұрын
7:48 Right, because the moon suddenly turning black wouldn’t tip you off
@TulipEchoАй бұрын
1:16 OT STARTED OUT WITH A KISS HOW DID IT END UP LIKE THIS IT WAS ONLY A KISS IT WAS ONLY A KISS
@tangoto1209Ай бұрын
4:30 It took me a while but I realized the joke, when you say you weigh x amount, due to the fact that weight is just a measure of force it's possible for it to change very slightly depending on where you are on earth, however mass is a measure of matter and can not change, which would make it a more accurate measurement.
@OliverManАй бұрын
1:16 Now im crying in class, and the teacher is mad (reply chain to finish the song cuz i cant think of any more lyrics)
@wolverinerz13Ай бұрын
While I'm going to flunk and she going to crash
@Thatnat2468Ай бұрын
My friend told me we share 50% of our DNA with bananas, and 59% with cats. I joked that that would make us human-cat hybrids, but if you think about it, that kind of makes sense. We have smooth skin like a banana, but our small amount of fur comes from the cat side. Our legs and arms come from cats, and we stand upright like bananas (kinda). I think I'm on to something here
@Thatnat2468Ай бұрын
50% * (for cats)
@augmentedhumanc4621Ай бұрын
Penids
@McdoodleClanАй бұрын
More like ON something thing
@RespectfullyBiasedReaderАй бұрын
I’m a banana cat
@jayzuccotricksАй бұрын
WERE BANANA CATS
@immagical7036Ай бұрын
3:08 pressure. Its pressure that keeps them together
@anthonygato5583Ай бұрын
10:29 kids in 1685: Mom, I swear, the flower pot fell on its own!
@oliviaasciutto6487Ай бұрын
0:18 A thing of nightmares, truly.
@thexwhats2989Ай бұрын
These memes are too good
@Violence-JoséRicardoАй бұрын
1:06 Someone has been reading too much fanfiction
@NK-le5hsАй бұрын
I also made a Pringle Ringle
@justdaniellolАй бұрын
0:44 the hardest challenge is to play a rage game when you wear this
@smorrowАй бұрын
We made dogs over thousands over years to do that.
@dr.a006Ай бұрын
7:10 [MMM 3.14] 😂 I just saw a plate the other day that said [QT 3.14] 👍
@theonetruesarauniyaАй бұрын
Would love some old school anime memes! Also wholesome memes are always welcome.
@user-xy5yg6se1kАй бұрын
12:08 chef's kiss
@jackbob83Ай бұрын
4:00 Someone answer this for me: what gravity is being used in this hypothetical? Is it Earth's gravity? Saturn's gravity? Or no gravity at all?
@enderyuАй бұрын
It just means that Saturn's density is lower than 1g/cm^3
@goddessdeedeebubblesofimag7789Ай бұрын
0:49 and then some little sapient bugs forgot about that giant nuclear fusion orb in favor of the Earth's little crater-filled natural satellite, not knowing the satellite reflects the plasma ball's light, and the radiant balloon of hot gas got so furious it spread a plague
@@Emperorwolf999 Blame the Bri'ish accent I guess.
@QuantumTBАй бұрын
3:27 And they all make sense 😂
@Loganberry-69Ай бұрын
9:05,it’s a crime that that only has 9 views!
@Shadowluigi-pj9nqАй бұрын
So many science puns 😆
@astroman123-n3dАй бұрын
THE PRING-RING.
@tommarsdon5644Ай бұрын
The ball is going down at the same speed as it goes up despite being stepped on. Newton's third law is also ignored.
@Tristen-c6uАй бұрын
3:36 I git it That is what they are. That’s what they do.
@nettlesandsnakes9138Ай бұрын
12:07 actually there’s not an insignificant chance that your lab partner will die.
@A_literal_cubeАй бұрын
11:33 Please assume the ice has no friction, like every real surface that exists.
@Loganberry-69Ай бұрын
2:02how?!😂😂😂🤣
@ScribbleSayaiАй бұрын
It's fake :/
@sethwaldron7508Ай бұрын
Space is weird indeed. Did you know if you took every planet (and Pluto)in the solar system and put them side by side, you could fit them in the space between the Earth and Moon?
@misamisa.0w0Ай бұрын
2:33 my sciene teachers had them in every science room
@nedhunter4444Ай бұрын
5:01 1800s? Try mid 20th century. My grandfather ultimately died from lung damage caused by the fumes he inhaled during his work, which was mostly in the 50s and 60s iirc.
@WinebloodАй бұрын
Pause between memes or draw 25 Vaazkl: draws 50
@jospwasp3504Ай бұрын
that one with the Adderall and the “crystal” makes me irrationally angry. i want to find out what kind of processed whatever they eat and tell them that ninty percent of that looks like things that can kill you.
@DefaultFlameАй бұрын
Blue box of youtube pettiness.
@explodingfish23Ай бұрын
1:15 MR BRIGHTSIDE??
@wolverinerz13Ай бұрын
Yoep
@graniteisacatАй бұрын
15:32 theres a 3.33% chance the cat isnt alive because of the 1 no against 30 yes'
@Sushimmi113Ай бұрын
11:39 that is an appendix and it has no function in the hooman body but you can get appendicitis that can kill you I learned this from icecreamsandwich
@feuerlingАй бұрын
It's part of the immune system
@colleens1107Ай бұрын
I would have gone to every one of those organize chem lectures…and failed spectacularly cuz ain’t no way I’m looking at the board 🤣🤣🤣
@Draghoul_Ай бұрын
7:38 actually happened to me. Surprisingly, it did fix itself.
@AdamTheStorysmithАй бұрын
How?
@Draghoul_Ай бұрын
I honestly don’t know, but I’m thankful that it did.
@matthewtalbot-paine7977Ай бұрын
9:16 Physics determines how chemistry and biology work though.
@matthewtalbot-paine7977Ай бұрын
@@DetectiveWraith Not suggesting we don't have specialist branches of science just that everything is governed by the laws of physics
@matthewtalbot-paine7977Ай бұрын
@@DetectiveWraith Math is just the way we calculate things using number to assign them values you might as well say it's governed by language as all the maths is written using alpha numeric characters
@SaylorHeimАй бұрын
13:50 is it weird that if i get goosebumps from music while I have a migraine, my migraine temporarily disappears
@enzogamerukbrАй бұрын
6:51 Gallium:
@lilygamingtheories1410Ай бұрын
Man I know the microorganisms are important but I really hate the fact that I have them. It makes me so uncomfortable…
@naylin2716Ай бұрын
3:00 Albert Einstein roasted Rihanna
@v_lad8559Ай бұрын
Where was my Pringle ringle… I watched the whole video…
@Existing_thingАй бұрын
3:37 guys Harry’s using tenses wrong
@RashmiVidarshanaАй бұрын
4:40 I have this book HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS
@PartyPerson40000Ай бұрын
3:08 Well that would be suction I think?
@antster619Ай бұрын
11:20 distance divided by time is speed
@TheAgamemnon911Ай бұрын
Fun fact: Both dominant and submissive genes are an equal amount of breedable.
@tammyjeffries5485Ай бұрын
6:51 Gallium
@JackLeighton-jr7phАй бұрын
1:24 what chemical is this?
@LunaiomАй бұрын
1:16 Anyone got the Mr. Brightside reference?
@matthewtalbot-paine7977Ай бұрын
lab partner contains the letters to make "apart" though. Also that's the most fleeting of all the relationships.
@gillioxlАй бұрын
17:15 Adapted. It says adapted. That's the joke.
@Thegummyguy321Ай бұрын
8:07 you wouldn’t download a wrench…
@powerguy3976Ай бұрын
10:53 💀
@POTATO_POWER-v4jАй бұрын
Can you please explain
@JustANobody__2Cor_12_921 күн бұрын
5:48 🤣🤣
@سباك-ش7قАй бұрын
THE SUN IS LEAKING
@gavindinsmoor8196Ай бұрын
Maybe that's why it looks yellow from space. It pees all over itself constantly.
@goddessdeedeebubblesofimag7789Ай бұрын
WE'RE ALL GONNA HAVE WEIRD DREAMS AND BECOME ANGRY ZOMBIES
@soup9242Ай бұрын
3:08 Van der Waals force. It’s called the Van der Waals force.