bro i have to write an essay about this and i only have half of the first war done which took a page and a half.its due tommorow help

Bro where are you😂

7;50

The war with dream will be in history books in a few decades

This could be a chapter in a history book called "Dream SMP" 😭

quackity being practically naked during the imprisonment war is hilarious

So its all tommies fault

I'll never understand who the bad guy is. Tommy or Dream

I was watching the live when Tommy killed dream on the railroad and I thought it was really funny and extremely stupid

Dream acts tough but begs for mercy by a child lol

Everyone: Endgame was the best crossover ever Tommy: hold my discs

Ip

THE EGG 😭😭😭

So I spent a whole day writing seven pages of lore for an 11 minute video to do the same 😭

I'm allergic to strawberries

4K views? underrateeeedddd

Thank you for making this video. I never had the time to watch all this stuff and now I finally understand such deep long lore.

Okay but the reference in that title is so funny to me

OMG I LOVD DREA!

awsome

Dream smp: man build jail war war bee die Dead back zombie egg over. Pandora vault man man comes back more man come back and that’s it’s!

Sorry dream but you should have pay me more lol

Wait a minute.. this isn’t Bill

This is actually the vid i needed

Anyone else notice that Ranboo was floating through the walls? Maybe he’s not even alive and Dream is a manifestation of his guilty conscious.

12:25 as a bonus so they can’t follow you (unless they’re carrying flint and steel) you should place tnt and a button so you press the button and time it thru the portal, so when it explodes and the guards catch up to you, you’re already thru the portal and by the time they get a flint and steel to go thru, you break the portal again and are long gone.

I’m pissed he didn’t give bill wurtz credit

If only history will be this interesting

10:07 I got legit jumpscared with headphones at max volume

When minecraft players speedrun the history of the entire world...

Damn, so all of this drama, all because of tommy, dang

I have a Theory, The Egg doesn't want Tommy in his Eggpire because like Badboyhalo the only thing that is valuable than The Egg is His friends, Remember that tommy starts a war for his Disc and his friends, If The egg try's to corrupt tommy and hurts his friends, Tommy will snap out of the Eggs control and he can destroy the egg because he worked with powerfull people like Dream and Technoblade before, Who is Gonna stop tommy from teaming up with his Enemies tommyinnit, he Did it before why not do it again, He maybe have Technoblade, Quackity, Dream, Tubbo, The Resistance (Captain Puffy and the others) and etc on his Sides Because tommy made some friends so The Egg will be doom so maybe the egg think of that and didn't control tommy and didn't hurt his friends

Ooookayyyyy this is epics

I was explaining to my friend that I used to be obsessed with the dsmp and I specifically remembered that I used to watch you all the time haha

Stampy lore: 🗿

So, ironically, I knew all about the OG Skydoesminecraft prison but have literally never heard about Pandora's Vault until now.

Wilbur: thats the history of the dream smp… i guess?

so I'm trying to undrstand Dsmp canon so I might be inncorreckt but anyways so every war and everything that has happened in the Dsmp is random brittish boys faulth? (yea I know when I'm writhing this that Dsmp is ened but I just joined the fandom and I really love it so im trying to understand the lore and canon)

Tommyinnit isn’t immune to the crème egg

imo people don't give enough credit to niki, she had a big impact on the dsmp and yet not many people recognise her part.

toxic

today is the day dream smp has come to an end- what a good era

Didn't punz fight with dream and tommy in eiffel tower war

You Sad omg 84 what

Poetic how the first person who started everything is the person to kill and imprison the server's #1 instigator.

I decided to take notes lol

[Finish the symphony] I heard there was a special place.. *You* The brutality, and teronny, of their rulers.. *You* You needn’t fret, With.. *You* Fxck Eret, A very big and not blown up L’manberg.. *You* My L’manberg.. *You* [Us] My L’manberg.. Great job! <3

Tommy and Wilbur should've been in Breaking Bad for making potions in the back of a trailer

And wheres technoblade and jailbreak?

Wtf thecno is dead how do they already have it thecno was dead before it was even announced