Starting A Cult w/ Stavros Halkias | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

[@coryhall3110]

Stavvy checking Bert’s wild takes is top tier podcasting 😂

[@neechie3o6]

I love how Stavvy will interrupt Bert right back.

[@Doorito_]

Yuck, dude.

[@Revolution1117]

I'm lovin' this...Stavvy taking it to Bart on his BS. "Dentists are quacks" is kinda the same and when he said "Stoicism is bullshit" when he had absolutely NO idea what the def. of "Stoicism" was. I'd like to live in Bret's head for a day; I'm sure it's be WILD.

[@Pinki_315]

Stavy baby not letting blurp get away with his stuff

[@Potatisem]

Blurp hit me right in the laughs! Haha, such a perfect stupid name for him.

[@the_real_opacus]

I love how Stavros forces Bert to keep it real. He's so fucking funny. Can't wait to see that movie.

[@jayleomac]

everyone needs a friend like this guy. no bullshit. its refreshing

[@sam_I_may_be]

It took me awhile to “get” Stavvy, but now that I do he might be my fave person to see on a podcast

[@only-deer]

What movie?

[@the_real_opacus]

@@only-deer Let's Start a Cult

[@inkonpaperhero]

Stavvy pushes back on everybody in unique way. Only comedian I've seen fight with the audience and call out bullshit in crowd work. Everybody else would just roll with it for the bit, Stavvy wants the truth.

[@taylorthecurator]

"the beef jerky of guys" is actually an incredibly apt description of Bart

[@TimTrOn3000]

It's a better description of cam Haines..... and 1000 other men

[@13131131313131312312]

But I like beef jerky..

[@morganst.pierre]

I like how he didn’t laugh at that fire series of jokes calling him pickled in alcohol

[@buns7136]

What? Most people like beef jerky. I would not want to take Bert on a road trip

[@coybackus7665]

not really because beef jerky is actually good

[@ThanksForTheCandy]

Always refreshing to have a comedian on the show.

[@Adonisius_Kavata]

Bert and Tom *Identify* as comedians

[@C.LunaAuto]

Stavi comin in hott! Not letting Chrysler even have 1 is hilarious!! He can't help but keep it 💯 he a real one

[@brandonstanko2811]

I love how Stavvy calls Bert out on EVERYTHING.

[@juliav1843]

Thank you, Stavvy, for calling Bert out. You made the episode great.

[@Eric-tb8mz]

"I'm not going to toot my own horn" Immediately toots own horn

[@Claycanplay]

🤮

[@KrAzYkNoTT]

I love how Bert can't laugh at Stavs jokes because he's waiting for him to quit talking so he can talk about himself again😂😂😂

[@JasonWilliams-nq5sy]

People who haven’t done cocaine before-this is what its like. Cocaine turns you into Beet Kreischer-the delusional spinoff conversations, the unwarranted confidence..the waiting for someone’s mouth to stop moving so you can start babbling. Its lame.

[@CoreyHart13]

I honestly can't understand how anyone can suffer through Bert lol it's insane

[@Doorito_]

@@CoreyHart13 Is that why you commented on every single ep?

[@CoreyHart13]

@Doorito_ I honestly couldn't tell you the ones I have and haven't commented on, I rarely tune in so you'd know better than me if you frequent the same few vids and have seen a comment or 2. I love YMH and watch a a decent amount of Tom with a guest bear, but the Bert ones the guest can't even save it for me 95% of the time. People like different things, shocking I know lol

[@DoctorXProducer]

Having Stavros on as a guest competely 'outweighs' the fact that it's a Bertcast

[@craiglamie1664]

Does it really tho?

[@Sonofgrievous]

Almost

[@DoctorXProducer]

​@craiglamie1664 Unfortunately no. Commented before watching. Switched to Stavvy's World.

[@Deceptinominon]

Thats a pretty heavy statement sir

[@jameswatkins656]

It helps extremely 😂

[@H3H3HEE]

Stav should replace Bert

[@djnameddoug]

I feel like two entirely new hosts would benefit the show greatly.

[@jamesweeks8813]

😂

[@littlewigglemonster7691]

@@djnameddoug i feel like a red head and a chinese man would go good together

[@neechie3o6]

💯

[@eagleeye5719]

Wait that’s not Bert talking to Bert oh shit haha

[@KUHLCAL]

It's nice to have tangible evidence for my love for Stavros. Like... I watched a Bert episode because I love Stav so much.

[@DookieMan69]

I mean he’s great to call Bert out but look at him 🤣

[@neechie3o6]

Bert: “The confident idiot is my favourite!” You don’t say?!🤔

[@Prnto44]

Stav said that

[@Manajer21]

Favorite*

[@neechie3o6]

@@Prnto44Stav said it first, but Bert repeated it as if it was his own original thought. I’ll go back and find the time stamp later.

[@neechie3o6]

@@Manajer21I’m Canadian. Our spelling is different than yours. We be throwing Us being Os for no reason all the time.

[@Prnto44]

@@neechie3o6 so?

[@neechie3o6]

The look of disgust on Stavvy’s face when Bert says, “Happy Madison.”😆

[@abraamchavarria9473]

Bro, Stavvy bein so real with Bert is Hilarious. Stav, reads perfectly between the lines. I love it. 😂👍

[@Arcturuseyes]

Stavi has a way of shining a light on the truth that is unique, I love the way he messes with Bert, gentle yet roasting...lol

[@AP-wj4ok]

Tom has been on Ozempic since it came out 😂 Diet and exercise.. sureee 👌🏻

[@GEOPH2625]

I don't know why, but this revelation seriously irritated me.

[@Revolution1117]

@@GEOPH2625 I don't believe anything that comes out of Bart's mouth. And if it is true all of what he said about Tim and Ozempic, I have no idea why he's going so hard in the paint on him. Sure, Tom makes fun of Bart like, "Bert's having his left foot amputated today because of diabetes", but everyone know it's a joke. Bart was being vindictive here, full stop. Not cool, fat man.

[@toyskater2]

It could have helped him lose weight but you gotta lift weights for muscle tone otherwise you just look terminally ill

[@willvr4]

@@toyskater2 Yeah, it's like steroids...you still gotta put in the work.

[@KevinThomas-w8f]

@@willvr4if steroids just made you jacked there would be a lot more jacked dudes walking around.

[@mitchpaul8485]

Bert throwing tom under the bus right away lol what a guy

[@alexbambam1]

Stravos calling out Bert on his lying is great!

[@MotherAce]

These guys together on a podcast is actually genuinely good. Unlike Tom, which enables Berts worst instincts like an evil goblin sittin' on his shoulder, at least Stavros calls out Bert when he becomes too delusional, in a way helping the flow of the conversation to not become insufferable for the listener. Sincerely, The Poors.

[@duckman4408]

bert just wont listen and tom has given up

[@dubyas1989]

@@duckman4408*john

[@HBZ]

@@duckman4408 tommy just here for an easy paycheck, he quiet quit a long time ago on this podcast lol

[@JasonWilliams-nq5sy]

Completely agree. Tom isn’t Bert’s friend.

[@ripvanblues]

rly dont wanna send hate but it's these kinds that frickin rly remind me i gotta get outta the comments

[@lisakukla459]

I saw the movie on Saturday, and it was great. It's exactly what you'd expect from Stavvy.

[@Elvira-k3r]

Just watched it last night, and couldn't agree more. I was giggling and smiling the whole time. They packed a solid comedy into 90 minutes. Thoroughly enjoyed it 😊.

[@Glock9]

Old School, Grandma’s Boy, Superbad are my top 3. Honorable mentions: Joe Dirt, Super Troopers, Pineapple Express.

[@jessebremner5209]

Yes sir!

[@jessebremner5209]

Grandmas boy might be the goat 🐐

[@knightrider693]

Dude where's my car and Harold and Kumar are better than PE imo

[@knightrider693]

Dumb And Dumber up there too

[@jessebremner5209]

@@Glock9 dumb and dumber happy Gilmore grandmas boy super troopers..honorable mentions beerfest superbad step bros

[@mattjamesofc]

hey Tom….. what the fuck

[@shawnchambers3416]

Hahahahhaaaaa

[@dr0fj0urnalism]

😂😂😂😂

[@chugbudjoe69]

🤣🤣🤣

[@blaketankersley2449]

Its called a tour

[@samhuff999]

Just eating clean

[@ericv.giroux5691]

Its nice how stav calls out bs with no hesitation, it actually makes these two a really good duo. Bert talks shit and builds up tension for the viewer and stavy cuts that tension by calling him out, providing a sense of relief. Good shit

[@eli-ig1jt]

"I see you have 4 gold teeth right now?" The jokes are always in the details lol

[@voice_of_a_little_lady]

Tom being on Ozemps but never mentioning it when Christina talks about it? 🤔 Does he have bodies hidden too?

[@SkinnyKitchen]

Tom Gains

[@alexanderson9442]

Yup.. the Bodies of old ozempic bottles😂

[@bill_ezane6829]

Just like when Tom got a chemical peel and tried to say Enny and Native dropped a light on his face. He's gay about that shit 😂😂😂

[@TheXquizid]

Bert is trolling

[@rhenjacobs4223]

Seeing tom in the hellofresh ad he is definitely on ozempic.

[@CrypticVader]

Bert: "I'm not gonna toot my own horn" proceeds to toot his own horn while calling it the best horn

[@Claycanplay]

🤮

[@bryanlimtiaco9845]

"Forgetting Sarah Marshall" funniest opening scene. First time I see in theaters no one knew what they said because the whole theater was hysterically laughing.

[@slmott399]

Bert's take on CPAP machines is WILD, but not surprising for him lol. I'm with Stavvy, finally getting good sleep literally changed my life. BERT, USE YOURS!

[@jaceyraatz7217]

I fucking love Stavy putting Bert in his place the whole time

[@Betty-Boop809]

Stavvy telling Bert he’s FOS is the only thing making this bearable

[@tenshunn]

6:15 "I'm not gonna toot my own horn" 📯 ~ Blart Kirschner 🤔

[@Pinki_315]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@timboswell4480]

Famous last words

[@jay6920]

Let's Start a Cult was awesome! Just saw it last night.

[@ninjafamilyLetsgo]

Super Troopers opening scene is up there with the best!

[@matthewpottsmusic]

Super Troopers! How cannot it not be in the top 10. Broken Lizard group is great.

[@chomskyismyhomeboi3509]

Agree entirely

[@jaymccolister607]

This was a really good episode. I may check out Stavy's podcast

[@lucasdempsey8751]

Bert getting to hangout with stavvy while Tom does all the ads is like a dad getting to hangout with his kids so the mom can do laundry

[@mikemollenhauer2524]

anyone else here stirctly for STAVVY

[@VictorCampComedy215]

Tommy boy should be in all top 4 lists

[@ULTRAVISTA.]

Superbad was a fucking staple of modern comedy.

[@omnomni5922]

Except literally not though 😂

[@ULTRAVISTA.]

@@omnomni5922 literally okay big girl gimme some of your picks

[@mrfiddle7578]

Im gonna IGORE the fact im watching 2 bears 1 cave and JUST enjoy my one of my faves Stavros the legend

[@kurekimurat]

Who's Igor-e?

[@Claycanplay]

The look on stavs face where Bert’s 0ver-hyping stavs new movie is clearly about Bert trying to somehow retcon it being about Bert

[@monsi25]

So good of Stavi to agree to interview Bert about his new movie.

[@The.Adam.D]

I’ve lost around 180 lbs without ozempy… it’s not hard at all. I’m lazy af too. All I did was intermittent fasting. Caloric deficit of only around 1200 a day. It’s taken about 3 yrs but if I can do it, anyone can.

[@jennjenn02]

💯💪🏽

[@Dild0Fagg1ns]

Good for you man🎉

[@sam_I_may_be]

You call yourself lazy but manage on only 1200 calories a day? That’s not lazy brother, that takes commitment 💪

[@KidRoctopus93]

I used adderall a skate board and getting beat up haha

[@blockboyRP]

i love how Stav calls him out like Tommy does

[@maximevallot1640]

I would argue that Stavos calls him out even more and I am all in for it 😂

[@teter9900]

Cant wait to see Stavy making the rounds on my fav podcasts

[@boxob093]

Stavs one of my favorites and not even he can get me to watch these guys anymore. Idk how stav does it. Doing a podcast with such a hack, and taking it so seriously and earnestly.

[@fallenisballin4669]

Bert’s like … have you ever just passed out without using the sleep machine? Meaning “ do you ever pass out drunk forgetting to use the machine.”

[@cindyrojas6907]

Great another podcast that we just listen all about bert.. the amount of times he says "I , I'm "

[@knightrider693]

Bert's super healthy that's why his face is always beet red 😂

[@thenewspicy]

Funny how Bert needs Tom, but Tommy doesn’t need Bert

[@jameselam4985]

16:23 Wallace Shawn

[@brandonbangcriplikehi-c]

Lmao thx

[@lethalexponent6]

I was thinking Robert danero

[@AlecLloyd-wh3vi]

Oh shit I didn’t know yall got them vibranium chairs

[@captknuckles7143]

Stavy is a Bernie, bro? Hell yeah!

[@omarlara83]

Stavy is so quick with the quips.

[@jorgepanamajr6971]

The Baltimore came out of Stavi with that “Cute” lol.

[@elijahhardy2143]

Happy Monday everyone shame it’s a bert day but Stavy is here so that kinda makes up for it anyway happy Monday

[@daveismoseley]

Why do you watch if you’re so bothered by Bert? He’s most the show.

[@rockstrong4342]

Barn is such an awesome supporter of great comics and their work, genuinely loves to see other comics hit homers.

[@geofflitwin9020]

Just two hours of Bert trying to say he’s better than everyone

[@Claycanplay]

🤮

[@PapaGeorgio89]

Only watching this because I love Stavros more than I hate Bert. Buts it’s close

[@sperez3275]

Who cares buddy

[@ericbernal3250]

Walk Hard: A Dewey Cox Story opens immediately with a dick joke and is hilarious. Tropic Thunder opens with those fake trailers which are all hilarious. My two fav’s with strong openings

[@cowperm]

"It doesnt say cox, unless i say it tastes like cox" ..... 😂

[@LeaveAhNah]

THE WRONG KID DIED

[@cowperm]

Good Monday morning! I'll take a full-stack of Stavvy's and a side of burnt chrysler.

[@loganmurray1796]

The Charlie Murphy ice berg is amazing

[@HighFeeline]

I loooove this Charlie Murphy Butterfly 🦋 effect speech🙌🏽

[@Zig_Was_Here]

It’s very endearing of Bert to talk up & spotlight his buddy Stavros’s film.

[@conormcginnity1353]

I fucking love how effortlessly Stav puts Bert in his pretentious, entitled place. Every time they meet, he does this.

[@erikchristensen8415]

As a dentist, I agree with Brett's take that some dentists are a lot like mechanics. If you find a bad one, they abuse your trust, take advantage of you lack of knowledge and try to up-sell you on things you don't need.

[@peytonyoung4209]

Zemped up Tommy with the ad reads

[@jamesmoseley6658]

I was legit pissed of Lets start a cult didn't come to a theatre near me

[@Daveyjokes]

It's ok you can stream it for $5 in a week or 2

[@GeauxTigahsBaby]

I drove two hours round trip to catch it, well worth it. Just a solidly well rounded low budget style comedy! If you can go see I strongly recommend it

[@unglemergy]

ok dork

[@unglemergy]

ok dork

[@woulddrow540]

i refuse to watch anything where Bert is allowed to speak but i’ll make an exception for Staavy

[@kyleelicker4298]

Bert's homework for the rest of his life is to get the names of Adam Sandlers movies correct

[@anneboostrom2810]

I would 1000% go see it in theaters but I live in a town of 4500 people. I will rent it when I can though. I'm sure it's awesome!

[@julianzapata905]

I think Tim Dillon spoils us with his ad reads

[@izzikyepez9804]

Stavy and Kim Jong Un on Something's Burning would actually be deviously hilarious and deeply educational at the same time

[@Andino820]

You could make the argument that Stavvy is literally the perfect fill in Bear. He calls out Bert so deftly in a way that Tom used to do more of but has backed off because Bert is his friend. Tom will let Bert just go but Stav pushes back in the most beautiful way. I almost wish he was a permanent fixture so Tom and Him could gang up on Bert in a loving but hilarious way

[@napeejay7161]

2 bears is always 10x better when we dont have to listen to bert 1 up every guest

[@pigmilkmusicfarm]

THE CHEMISTRY THESE TWO HAVE IS TOP CRUST

[@Yeti974]

2:17 that's the best explanation I've heard of Bert 😂😂😂

[@JoseJimenez-sr8nf]

It’s so funny that Stavi whistles when he says his S’s

[@likwidmagik]

Bert does as well. Not everytime but once I hear it, it doesn't go away lol.

[@RyanAKAStreakk]

It's called sibilance

[@alexanderson9442]

I love that they've had Stavi on so many times! Great choice to have get the YMH grand slam! Keep it up Stavros! You're gonna do big things! Like.. bigger than Brent's belly big😂

[@TimTrOn3000]

Corky doing coke is definitely funny AF

[@lbzer8814]

The opening of The Pest, with John Leguizamo, changed my life. And split my guts! ❤🙏

[@edwardcoughlin6460]

Seeing Bert’s dumb face on the thumbnail ruined my Monday

[@Sonofgrievous]

@@edwardcoughlin6460 he really does have a dumb face. Very punchable

[@eddieharman3650]

I hate that face he makes. It was also the same face he made on the ads for one of his "comedy specials"

[@dethrone9519]

You must be pretty weak mentally

[@LiamBriand-w9b]

Same. He won't shutup about himself. I only watch when Tom's on, preferably with a guest.

[@dethrone9519]

@@edwardcoughlin6460 bunch of grown men complaining about who’s on the talk show lmfao. Y’all grew up to be your grandmas

[@rrr32__4]

Bart: just cut to him, dont show me Editors: shut up Bart 😂

[@SteveTaylor-d1k]

1. Super troopers 2.Superbad 3.Austin powers 4. Team America 5. Tropic thunder

[@chomskyismyhomeboi3509]

Replace Team America with Tenacious D and you got a deal

[@sambbk7203]

Stav Bae is a King.

[@McDougler]

"I love Minneapolis" "Anthony Anderson for me is..."

[@willvr4]

Bert goes so quickly from having a good take on a topic, to just going off the rails and saying nonsense...but he has so much confidence, that I bet he can convince lesser minds that what he is saying is factual. I've been around people like that. Just so damn confidence in themselves, that you start to believe their bullshit until later in the day when you re-think what they said and you come to the realization that it was all bullshit.

[@xmulligans1426]

I love Stavy calling Bart out on his bullshit 🤣

[@DethbySnuSnu]

"You gotta stop posting pictures of you crying"

[@Hunterbidensdabpen]

48:23 stavros says he’s not talking about bert and bert instantly is like hold on let’s talk about me

[@guthoriantony]

Not here for bert but it's stravos so I gotta bite the bullet...

[@doxx2265]

STAVVYYYY BAAABBBYYYYY

[@dancoast9881]

That’s it we have to leave and take out bert not Charlie Murphy

[@colehodges2883]

This is my favorite episode with Tom Segura 😂

[@Permannent]

Was Bert just trying to get me to take out a life insurance policy??

[@Ace21ization]

Guys unless Stavvy pulls out a guitar and Bert starts crying it's not a Bertcast

[@KillianTwew]

My favorite scene was the golf ball to the forehead, completely out of nowhere by the way, cut to a dude on the ground and them in a golf cart😂