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@elkeism 20 сағат бұрын

I love Patten's utterly unique comedy. However, he is NOT an atheist as he fears ouija boards = cognitive dissonance = a very human trait FWIW

@thomasaddis51 Күн бұрын

Have we gone backwards?

@ianhowlett4682 Күн бұрын

Bloody hell, this is something!!!

@stephenireland3816 2 күн бұрын

Saw a UT clip where a male cat was trying to have sex with another male cat😳 My honest initial thought was how confused this cat was🤔 If you look at the way we are designed part A. (penis) obviously isn’t meant to go in part C. (waste port) as no conception can come about. Part A. goes in part B. This is not rocket science🤔

@graemehortin3336 3 күн бұрын

A seedy, old, sour, left field, grape looking for a bubble to burst. If at all interested in future...why bother? Shit. Top to bottem. Such a great stand.

@colinatkinson4952 5 күн бұрын

In calling this video “Give It To Me Straight, Like Pear Cider That's Made From 100% Pears” you have, in fact, not given it to me straight like a pear cider made from 100% pears because you have missed out a word. You missed an A, after ‘Like’. In doing so what you have done, if you look closely, is that you have given it to me straight like a pear cider made from 93% pears.

@colinatkinson4952 5 күн бұрын

@PaulAllPro 5 күн бұрын

Appreciate the subtitles

@deanwarrington3801 5 күн бұрын

Stewart was funny until he ate everything.

@chrissi3193 8 күн бұрын

A joyous piece of comedy genius....nobody else on planet earth thought of doing this. And hes only got better!

@ChrisP.Chicken-hv2wn 11 күн бұрын

Julius Ceasar has really let himself go.

@elcape67 12 күн бұрын

Excellent

@bioux101 16 күн бұрын

Pear cider is called Perry

@tiredrich 16 күн бұрын

Get her wanderin about

@veganwindowcleaningservice5139 17 күн бұрын

Without a doubt my favourite comedian of all time, I just love the fact he always gives it to you straight like a pear cider made from 100 percent pears

@exitthelemming145 17 күн бұрын

I find Stewart Lee's deconstructionist comedy a hard watch and listen. This is almost as tiresome as his young hoods outside the supermarket rapper routine. Clever people who feel the need to remind us of the fact at every opportunity are clearly not as smart as they think.

@danieldawson3801 19 күн бұрын

Why is he being a cunt to mark watson?

@komodosp 20 күн бұрын

Still wondering how you make pear cider out of 100% pears. Doesn't it need sugar and yeast to ferment?

@6Qubed 22 күн бұрын

it's always weird hearing the end of this bit in a post-mcu world

@robertpavey5615 23 күн бұрын

What's funniest to me is that whilst he is on stage, delivering it to us straight, like a...., his dark clothing against the backdrop of darkness makes him appear as a floating head and a pair of hands.

@formynexttick2104 27 күн бұрын

Roy "chubby" Browns gonna steal that for his 1000,000th DVD at Blackpool

@mattleppard1964 26 күн бұрын

He’s very prolific, Mr Chubby-Brown

@frankjoseph6071 Ай бұрын

how he know about ultron if age of ultron was not released yet?

@cricketol Ай бұрын

i will use this as a religen in dnd know thank you. butt piranha yes it will be a new god its the sheet

@charlesboden7059 Ай бұрын

Suggs from Madness had let himself go

@vabriga1 Ай бұрын

The annoying thing is that I can not use that in my conversations and make it that funny. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

@MAYbeZENmonkey Ай бұрын

00:04:47 IMAGINE hanging up the phone angrily with Texas 211 saying that maybe he's born with it🤷🏽‍♂️ Maybe it's A.D.D🎶 yup. Totally that Bob

@vabriga1 Ай бұрын

That's one hell of a story teller.

@rogercantwell3622 Ай бұрын

He goes full Brummie when he starts ranting, like a better-fed Jasper Carrott

@BeastCake1349 Ай бұрын

I would love me a piece of that virgin Mary. Mmmm.

@Joemama-jf5mf Ай бұрын

0:42 Nice hand gestures you abomination - You are an evil wicked puppet

@googleisgay3289 Ай бұрын

What I wanted to comment, what, to better say, interested me, was how he shat on Richard Hammond. I only wanted to say, I like how he shat a big shit on Richard Hammond specifically, and they done it all fucked it up with KZbin weird presentation of itself. I mean, c'mon woman, you-supposed to be a sort of proletariat's dream and shit.

@googleisgay3289 Ай бұрын

Intuitive genius this is not. Fire whoever wrote this apostasy of a comment tab. He's just saving himself against the next election, mate.

@googleisgay3289 Ай бұрын

HAAAAAATRED

@googleisgay3289 Ай бұрын

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@googleisgay3289 Ай бұрын

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@alexnorman4919 Ай бұрын

I'd love to buy Stewart Lee a drink he's my favourite comedian I'd get him a strawberry daiquiri made from 100% strawberries......

@discharge29 Ай бұрын

Just a pissed off man who hates everyone - is he funny????

@stoobydoo2638 Ай бұрын

Cider that's made from 100% Pears is called Perry, surely.

@dewimatthews6037 Ай бұрын

All that's missing is the red nose and the oversize shoes...oh and the bow tie that spins.

@BigyetiTechnologies Ай бұрын

I heard as a drop of water in a pear cider that's made from 100% pears

@Batman1016 Ай бұрын

Yeah, but then that guy with the bow and arrow got run over by a construction vehicle, broke 30 bones, pierced his liver, collapsed a lung, and then he POPPED HIS OWN EYE BACK IN ITS SOCKET, walked it off in the span of ONLY A YEAR, and proved he is THE ABSOLUTE TOUGHEST AVENGER EVER!! 😂 And Jesus is all "Well, $#!+, I can't compete with THAT," and gave The Defenders a call.

@Marc010 2 ай бұрын

Patton, I have used the phrase "I'm glad you like a book" when people try to defend it.

@BatmanBeyondBelief 2 ай бұрын

It is a great book its just most people dont know how to read it and twist it selfishly

@starofjustice1 Ай бұрын

@@BatmanBeyondBelief That sounds like a terrible book if it can be misused that easily!

@michaelmcconnell7615 2 ай бұрын

The insanity of faith....says the guy whose wife died of cancer......

@EnriqueLaberintico 2 күн бұрын

What does that have to do with this?

@jacobjames1171 2 ай бұрын

Woke people listen up.

@LocalFoe 3 ай бұрын

SKY CAKE!!!

@stephenireland3816 3 ай бұрын

If it’s just book full of lies then that’s one thing but if it’s a book full of facts that’s something entirely different🤔

@evilferris 3 ай бұрын

Where does your book's talking donkey fit into these 'facts'?

@stephenireland3816 3 ай бұрын

@evilferris “Where does your book's talking donkey fit into these 'facts'?” And talking serpent in the garden. The supernatural can have an effect on the nature physical universe. When our supernatural Creator entered His creation in the person of Jesus he was able to manipulate the natural physical ie. water into wine walking on water feeling sick etc Do you believe there’s anything beyond the natural physical and that there’s a naturalistic explanation for everything you observe. For example do you believe matter left to its own devices can accidentally and spontaneously form itself into complex self-replicating information based life that explains your existence. Intelligent design vs dumb luck It’s ok I’m not expecting a response😂

@EnriqueLaberintico 2 күн бұрын

@@stephenireland3816we had billions of years, of course life would have formed eventually.

@stephenireland3816 2 күн бұрын

@EnriqueLaberintico “we had billions of years, of course life would have formed eventually” Sorry don’t share your faith that dead matter left to its own devices can accidentally form into complex self-replicating information based living systems. But when tying to make sense of their existence outside of an intelligent designer many reason the way you have. Intelligent design vs dumb luck I personally believe the intelligent designer was the Creator found in the bible but each to their own. Ps. It’s good the nut out these important topics.

@stephenireland3816 3 ай бұрын

If it’s just a book not authored by God then homosexuals and others have nothing to worry about🤔 But if it is the word of God😳

@antonitobendrito2243 3 ай бұрын

So basically your jump partner caused it by not being aware and careful?

@evilferris 3 ай бұрын

As a group, we didn't talk about a break off altitude before we even got in the plane. Imagine if the blue angels were flying information and didn't talk beforehand about how many barrel rolls they were going to perform.

@antonitobendrito2243 3 ай бұрын

@@evilferrisI have so many questions, first of all let me say that I have some kind of morbid curiosity about spinal cord injuries, especially about accidents, I have watched lot of videos where people are breaking their necks/backs. Shallow diving, bmx jumps, failed backflips etc.. I am obsessed about it .. I am 34 years old, 6’4, good looking etc, from Europe but due to my anxiety and probably some kind of mental disorder I have never been in a relationship, never been part of group of friends etc etc.. and lately I am really struggling mentally because of it.. I sometimes feel even envious when I see guys in wheelchair who are in relationship.. so you can imagine how ruined I am mentally.. I just wish I could let go of all these thoughts, I wish I could have a gf etc. I feel like I missed my opportunity window and that I am too old at 34.. its disturbing… also I am extremely careful in life, regarding doing something extreme for fun.. I would like to know from the first hand why you people do such things? Be it sky diving, diving, bmx, backflips etc etc.. why? I have always wondered about it, why would people take that risk? Generic answer would be fun but still, thats not good enough.. sometimes I feel that me being so strict and careful in life is what caused my depression etc.. I dont know man, I just feel heartbroken for you and for everyone with SCI.. I am constantly reading and watching videos and news about possible cure.. I pray for it.. some random questions: Did your gf left you after accident? I am type of guy who would leave immediately probably, I am just not that strong it would be too much hassle for me.. how you accepted that this is your reality? Do you need to use urine bag etc? Do you ever contemplate about this fateful day? What could have been different etc? I would be like that 24/7… I am just fascinated by it, in a blink of an eye life as you know it is gone.. this is so scary and disturbing, how fragile we are..would any kind of back neck protection gear helped you?? Also how about sex and orgasms ? How a person accepts it?? Do you have any children or wife rn? Also how old are you. Probbably in your 40ties if my math works?… sorry for such a long message and my brutal honesty, as you van see I am mess myself.. on top of everything I struggle financially as well due to sports betting addiction.. i thought about suicide as well in past😢.. i guess my betting addiction is my way of feeling alive at least sometimes..i am type of guy who is afraid of extreme sports like sky diving etc etc but I ruined myself with betting addiction.. man I dont feel like I will live a lot more due to all the stress and trauma and lonlines etc… i just wish you and myself all the best man. Sorry again😢

@0tophats031 3 ай бұрын

the feeling of being called out for watching this on youtube is further emphasized to me when he then points out two people with a very similar pink that i dye my hair with

@davidbrown8763 3 ай бұрын

You are correct about the Bible being a torture porn book - I became an Atheist by reading it. Here are some examples: How wicked is a new born baby, so many of whom God murdered in the flood? Surely the most evil action in Earth’s factual and/or fictional history is the drowning of millions of people and animals - including their new born children, who could not possibly have offended God. God allegedly instructed Joshua to enter Jericho and kill every man, woman and child. He further instructed the Israelites to kill every man, woman, child and suckling plus their innocent animals if they found one person in any village, town or city who did not worship him. Did 40 children deserve to be mauled to death by a bear for calling a prophet baldy? Well God thought so, which is why he allegedly ordered the bear to carry out that massacre. After forcing Pharaoh to not free the Israelites (by harding his heart), God chose to punish the Egyptians by killing their first born children - because Pharaoh diid what God had forced him to do. Not only is that an example of evil injustice and infanticide, but it is an example of absolute stupidity. Even after Pharaoh had agreed to free the slaves, God stopped him by supernatural force - and then punished other peoples' children because Pharaoh carried out God's will against Pharaoh’s will. God instructs that a man should have his bride killed after discovering she is not a virgin. Which is the greater sin, sex before marriage or murder? According to the Bible, murder is not only a lesser sin - but a necessary instrument of justice against the monstrous sin of sex before marriage. How ridiculously evil is that? In Psalm 135 verse 9 God gives his advice on achieving happiness as “Happy is he who dashes an infant against a rock”. So, according to the Bible, if you wish to be happy, dash an infant against a stone or rock. I could go on about approval of slavery (including selling children as sex slaves), child sacrifice as a thanks to God for helping win battles, having One's son killed for coming home drunk, killing children for lack of respect for their parents (even if the parents were child abusers or murderers), eating of babies...etcetera… These are certainly not MY morals and should not the morals of a good god. These examples are among the reasons why I, who nearly became a priest, am an Atheist - and happier for it. Finally: How can a moral person worship a god who boasts about how he created evil in Isaiah 45 verse 7? Considering this and a multiplicity of other evidence, I have to conclude that to worship God is to worship evil.

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