What Was Your "My Parents Are Going To Kill Me" Moment?

[@thecollector427]

"And that's how I learnt how to replace drywall." I shouldn't have laughed at this 😂

[@foxqueen6214]

Was my 13th birthday and my mom made lasagna as it is my favorite dish and had asked me to bring some over to my Godparents' house as they lived nearby. We lived out in the countryside so nearby was a half mile away and I used the Four-wheeler to get there. Now my stepdad had *just* told us to stop driving on the lawn and use the roads, but I figured it was fine one last time as it'd be faster and I wanted to get back home before my mom threw out the packaging for my gift because I wanted to cut out the characters on it so I'd have more toys to play with. Unfortunately it was sunset and I was driving westward, so I got a good eyeful of sun just before I hit the well in my Godparents' yard. It's about a foot up off the ground so not super high, but my head jerked forward and smacked into the speedometer, knocking me out. When I came to about 5 minutes later I had what I thought was glass in my mouth because there was a big hole taken out of the speedometer from my tooth hitting it, and scalding hot lasagna all over my crotch. I got off the fourwheeler after turning it off and realized it was stuck on the well, perfectly balanced with all wheels slightly off the ground. I started bawling my eyes out cause I knew my stepdad was going to kill me because this was just the sort of reason he said not to drive on the lawn. Trying to suck it up and hope that if I'm responsible he'll be kinder and made the last twenty feet to my Godparents. I remember spitting out glass on the way there, thinking it was crazy that I had just smashed it into dust with my tooth. When I knocked on the door and they saw me they were horrified and asked what happened. I explained and my Godmother asked about my tooth. It was then that the pain hit me and I collapsed to the floor clutching my mouth because I had not in fact shattered the speedometer glass to dust, but the speedometer smashed my tooth into dust and I had been spitting out my tooth, not glass. I don't remember a whole lot after that since I had some head trauma from the crash, but I had been wearing a helmet so I was mostly alright. My stepdad was furious when I was brought home, but not because of the fourwheeler but because he was so scared and worried about me. It felt really weird and it's funnily one of my fonder memories of him even though he was storming through the house and yelling because it was one of the first times I realized that he genuinely loved me like a daughter. Anyways, I didn't go to the hospital but they scheduled a dentist appointment for me, which unfortunately had to wait for two days and since it was a Sunday that meant I had to suffer through Monday and Tuesday of middle school. Back then I refused to take painkillers unless I was absolutely crippled with pain so I went the whole 48 hours of exposed tooth nerve just rawdogging it.

[@Starvingmetheartist]

Wrecked my first car two weeks after i got it. The guy was speeding in a slow residential area and hit me.

[@Psiros]

That doesn't really count. It wasn't your fault.

[@braniganirby3586]

0:11

[@djdomain]

Was waiting for one of those Turned up to 11 cases where the commenter tells about how a parent actually tried to murder them.

[@CheramieJessica1]

Jesus Christ is the only way to Heaven. Do you want to accept Jesus Christ as lord and savior? :) 🙏

[@Mythical_Paws]

Well, I'm a demonic jackalope, so probably not.

[@CheramieJessica1]

@@Mythical_Paws Anyone can be saved through faith in Jesus Christ, regardless of their religion, background, or past actions. Would you like to do that - accept Jesus as lord and savior :)

[@-a2games-]

​@@CheramieJessica1Shut up, we don't need more advertising in the comments

[@goldchampion200]

Naw. Rather save myself whenever possible anything after that we'll see what happens when the time comes.

[@CroatianComplains]

only if jesus oils up

[@CheramieJessica1]

Jesus Christ is the only way to Heaven. Do you want to accept Jesus Christ as lord and savior? :)

[@spaghettiwrynnsurpremacy]

no

[@imjusthere6633]

Not really

[@tracimallett4775]

😂😂😂😂

[@star0shadows]

All the fun people are in hell tho