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@user-ni2eh3ob4n
@user-ni2eh3ob4n 3 ай бұрын
Completely trash the original order even after planning for that planet for years now let's just go to an unknown planet with no idea of what awaits them, could you say friggin stupid ,!!!!
@user-ni2eh3ob4n
@user-ni2eh3ob4n 3 ай бұрын
This movie seriously sucked so bad it's not friggin funny !!!
@joseCalderon1976
@joseCalderon1976 5 ай бұрын
Good content. Subscribed 👍
@KaosNova2
@KaosNova2 8 ай бұрын
The Stupid …. IT BURNS!
@Wayner71
@Wayner71 8 ай бұрын
Scott was responsible for the masterpiece 'Alien' and a couple of decades down the track we get this abomination. The old 'AI taking over' trope is too predictable. He could have gone in a completely left-field direction but everything about this film is compromised. Prometheus is far superior to this film even though it is also very flawed. I was so disgusted with this film that I lost the suspension of disbelief part-way through.
@zbelair7218
@zbelair7218 Жыл бұрын
"Theres only 3 or 4 people left to man the covenant" ......there was just David and the on-board AI for years, so, it's not a terrible thing
@emanuelgoncalvessantos4499
@emanuelgoncalvessantos4499 10 ай бұрын
Man, you can't send all your highest ranked officers in a scout mission. That's a task for a petty officer with a couple of scientists and a soldier.
@pohjanakka4992
@pohjanakka4992 Жыл бұрын
One repeating problem with these movies: they do have extremely advanced humanlike androids that can fully pass for humans. But they do NOT have any kind of cheap drones/probes that could be sent first to study things on a planet they are considering landing on. You know, something like we are here and now sending to Mars? Even the earliest Viking probes had the ability to test for quite a lot of things. And simply getting some video first might be useful... The first two movies, Alien and Aliens, can get a pass because the first one has truckers who presumably were never supposed to have anything to do with anything but what had already been thoroughly studied, and in the second the marines are landing on a place that they presume is already pretty thoroughly studied and the rest is entertaining enough, plus some of the stupid is actually given explanations to, that you can ignore the few smaller slips.
@colinlamb2298
@colinlamb2298 Жыл бұрын
Couldn't agree more , painted the picture clearly for those struggling to see that piers Morgan is nothing but a poor excuse of anything. Respect to you sir for your video. ❤️
@bossisin2510
@bossisin2510 2 жыл бұрын
Keep doing movie reviews!
@wafflesmet
@wafflesmet 2 жыл бұрын
I really believe that he did this movie bad on purpose because he was so sick and tired of the alien franchise. He is a great producer and hoping he doing a new one with ripely and ignoring all the bad reviews
@broghad8241
@broghad8241 Жыл бұрын
If he's so sick of the franchise why is producing the upcoming Alien series on Hulu? He's already worth almost half a billion dollars He couldn't possibly be doing this for more money
@njmenaceify
@njmenaceify 3 жыл бұрын
I was also wondering why the crew would just follow somebody past thousands of corpses without hesitation or any reaction
@truthseeker8457
@truthseeker8457 3 жыл бұрын
10:48 people with common sense would figure out that when david had hair cut and looked same as walter. If you see evil character look same as the other character then they gonna do the switch ( tada big surprise). It's like typical movie trait 101.
@truthseeker8457
@truthseeker8457 3 жыл бұрын
Stupid fricking movie.
@braveconcepts
@braveconcepts 3 жыл бұрын
Especially during the global Covid pandemic the UTTER STUPIDITY in these films is so clear it hurts. Besides that; Ridley Scott made himself look like an ASS for having his name on this pile of dung. Like planting your flag on a turd.
@SDNate760
@SDNate760 3 жыл бұрын
Here's a rule that I wish studios would start following - if you're writing a movie that doesn't star Jack Black, and when reaching the end of your script you realize that none of the story would have happened had any character been smarter than a piece of licorice, burn your script and write a better one.
@olboe2008
@olboe2008 3 жыл бұрын
I feel you are holding back! come on 11 dumb facts? it should at least trippe digit number so you missed 90% ?
@Gnomkiller2000
@Gnomkiller2000 3 жыл бұрын
If I may problem nr. 9 is already silly as the engineers were flying war ships to eradicate humanity not a single ship returns and you here nothing of it for eons until one day it flies back into orbite As landing aircraft can be difficult there would be some form of tower as it was a military vehicle it probably would've need some code for recognition as you can never be sure who comes back sooooo yeah it would've been blown out of the sky before it even reached orbite
@jonathanhensley6141
@jonathanhensley6141 4 жыл бұрын
It was a very boring movie and made no sense at all. Loved how quarantine was never used through the whole movie. Astronauts coming back from the moon go through quarantine. They tried to make feel bad for the loved ones who got infected and that why they didn't use quarantine but it made no sense
@PyroSax
@PyroSax 4 жыл бұрын
If she was WHITE, and asked BLACKS (or anyone of colour!) to go to the back, she would be ARRESTED. We now OFFICIALLY have "reverse discrimination", and we need a "MLK" to give WHITES their rights back. These Leftist HYPOCRITES have gone WAAAAY too far. The "evil" they cited - is EXACTLY what THEY are doing! BOOO to her!!! You are a HORRIBLE hypocritical person!
@fftere
@fftere 4 жыл бұрын
#10 Problem is actually your lacking of interpretation, the film actually did well with David helping the crew members in the climax fighting sequence. His purpose was the colonists as his vessels and the integrity of the Covenant ship. Despite loving his creation, as you can see by his reactions when it is eventually killed in the terraforming hangar, it was a no brainer to let the crew get rid of it and make sure everything was safe with the ship and the colonists while gaining the trust of the surviving crew as the manipulative psychopath he is. He couldn't tame the xenomorph anyway, why would he let it live and risk destroy everything? He made them do his job for him and saved more vessels along the way (their bodies), win-win situation. Now he has a spaceship all to himself with thousands of bodies to do everything he wants, he can make thousands of xenos once he gets to the new planet.
@kimokimo3200
@kimokimo3200 4 жыл бұрын
Oh fuck off
@tureytaino2785
@tureytaino2785 4 жыл бұрын
Having the bad guy win was the worst.
@chuexiong640
@chuexiong640 4 жыл бұрын
Alien vs predator vs engineers vs humans vs androids
@MrCrispyduck
@MrCrispyduck 5 жыл бұрын
Piers Morgan needs to learn how to interview. Ask question, wait for answer. It's that simple. Piers Morgan is a twat.
@fanwoodwatcher3873
@fanwoodwatcher3873 5 жыл бұрын
Shark Nado four makes more sense than these movies. More sharks! and more Steve Guttenberg! More cleavage! More semi-robotic girls butts running in slow motion close-ups! Have Beavis& Butthead write 'em
@hollowdog7208
@hollowdog7208 5 жыл бұрын
Yes way too many "nobody would act/react like that" scenes.
@burningb2439
@burningb2439 5 жыл бұрын
" Only ever Captain of a ship in the ALIEN series was Dallas..he was flying a Company Tug or Mining vehicle/ship..and he was a damn sight better than Promethius,s or Covenants ..the problem with this an other many issues run back to ALIEN 1..diffrent time , an I am talking 1979..its hard an its going to be real hard trying to dock the final film to the original if your letting 2019 thinking ,writing,design,music,language Technology..merging with 1979 ..When this film came out it scared the shit out of me..it was in a class of its own..am not really a fan of Prom/Cov..yes I will watch them, after A1.2 was awesome ,3 was save for the directors cut but crap CGI an Tim Woodruff in a standard Warrior suit..The Dog Buster Xen is a gorgous beast an you never got to see it for what it was as you did in the original..theres a lot of things wrong in the way its done along with everything that goes with it an then they try to sell it to us..an I"m sittin there going " Duh..ok.." Eh Naw..am no buyin it..ah gave up after A4..it would make a train go down a dirt road"..for me theres so much to go into I love the original ,you just cant match it with what is now..liked your Doc an subscribed..Were workin for the Company..
@DJRitty
@DJRitty 5 жыл бұрын
Covenant is more fun than Prometheus - just the ending was trash rehash, other than that I love. This trilogy is like the matrix - you need all the pieces THEN it's better AND re-watchable. The only HUGE problem with prometheus is cutting the scene with the guy who pets the snake. That was a DUMB cut lol Also, I find you have to be in the mood for it - it's one of those. Sometimes you watch a movie in a bad mood or something and it does effect your perspective lol ALl I see here are people bitching cuz such and such wasn't real...SAD. People have NO imagination anymore and need EVERYTHING spelled out for them. Was anything in alien 1-4 REAL? No. LMFAO
@Funckle73
@Funckle73 5 жыл бұрын
I love Dazzly Pants!!! Smart, and super sexy voice!!!
@Funckle73
@Funckle73 5 жыл бұрын
Unbelievably STUPID!!
@shellysheer985
@shellysheer985 5 жыл бұрын
Don't worry their won't be a third.
@davidsoltwedel7085
@davidsoltwedel7085 5 жыл бұрын
Piers Morgan is an asshat. How is he even still an interviewer
@markvandenberg7572
@markvandenberg7572 5 жыл бұрын
Penis morgan spends his life shouting people down.Obviously his way of trying to win an argument. Tommy you are a hero with big balls.
@neilchristopher7520
@neilchristopher7520 5 жыл бұрын
Bring back Bishop. He may be synthetic but he wasn’t stupid. Mind your fingers 👩‍🚀
@kyletitterton
@kyletitterton 5 жыл бұрын
Enjoyed it more than I should have for the 8th film in a franchise.
@feckenblinken7985
@feckenblinken7985 5 жыл бұрын
Morgan was sacked by the Daily Mirror for publishing Fake pictures of British troops torturing Iraqi prisoners. Morgan fled to the US
@BasilVII
@BasilVII 5 жыл бұрын
There was a time when ppl just watched movies for entertainment instead of over analyzing the shit out of them. There was...
@nubiannemesis3217
@nubiannemesis3217 5 жыл бұрын
Problem #10: "...racist much?..." 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿
@gregorythomas4470
@gregorythomas4470 5 жыл бұрын
What u hold out as hypocrisy isn’t hypocritical at all when considered in context
@jamessickmore236
@jamessickmore236 5 жыл бұрын
I almost walked out when the stupid women blew up the ship, The i stayed and my head almost exploded.
@stefanogandino9192
@stefanogandino9192 5 жыл бұрын
1) i don't see the problem #1. The guy had a weak leadership, It's explicity stated, as it is the fact that people are shocked about cap death and don't want to come back to sleep. Plus, they are curious and the planet sounds and is in fact better than origae-6, that they selected Just because almost 10 years before they couldn't find anything better. 2) they weren't there just to investigate the radio signal but to see if the world was really that good to live. How many member do you need to do scientific evaluations AND investigate a radio signal AND protect the ship? 3) that is the real problem, but still in every Alien Canon movie people were infected with or without the helmet, from Alien to Prometheus. They could have kept the helmet and still the movie would have been the same with just a small change. 4) It's not that big, you can't see It from space. 5) in prometheus the biologist was intentionally stupid, in the script you find out he was signed by the daughter of weiland, that wanted the mission to fail. Plus he was smoking marijuana. In Alien covenant you know monsters comes out from people, but people inside the movie don't. He was having convulsions and the woman was not a medicina but Just a scared woman who thought she was already doomed cause she was infected 6) too much of assumption, we don't know what they uses to travel at those superluminal speeds, and neither how the ship was structured. She shoot everywhere randomly and took the oil and boom, you see that happens in half of the action movies and games. 7) he is stupid, It's already established. He thought he had an advantage cause he had a gun, he never saw a robot behaving like David (i.e cause intentional damage to people) and in fact david himself saved them and i don't know what eggs are you custom to, but everywhere in the world things that come out from eggs are weak and still not fully formed. Again, you can't separate what you know from what they know. 8) and instead they waited to be in a safe position before asking and got an explanation. You think that after being saved from monsters your firsy thoughts Will be 'hey friendly stranger that saved me, why are all this corpses around?" 9) they are not engeneers, It's already confirmed 10) It was intentionally, David expression were very explicit. He was trying to test his creature, not just to kill them. Mother knew the difference, David had a personal code 11) aliens is not canon, like everything alien related except prometheus, Alien covenant and alien (Watch the eggmorphing scene). The mural is not the xeno but the deacon, that is unrelated to xeno. And the space jokey was not mummified, they confused the suit with the body. It happened also in prometheus.
@washington9816
@washington9816 5 жыл бұрын
What about those´´ Goofy dumb and dumber hats´´ as protection?
@KR-jn2yc
@KR-jn2yc 5 жыл бұрын
there is so much way to repreduce theirself its just becoming hard to explain: the plants , the cobra thing ,the face hugger and the black goo. do it was really necessary ?
@petervlcko4858
@petervlcko4858 5 жыл бұрын
💩 Movie
@JohnSmith-eo5sp
@JohnSmith-eo5sp 5 жыл бұрын
PROMETHEUS was a very good movie - - it is an attempt at intelligent science fiction in a genre that has virtually none at all. Do you want everything made by Lucas or Bay? for the science fiction horror genre(s) have very low standards to begin with.
@dazzlypants5909
@dazzlypants5909 5 жыл бұрын
Feel free to explain how its a "very good movie".
@JohnSmith-eo5sp
@JohnSmith-eo5sp 5 жыл бұрын
I am saying that by the low standards of the science fiction genre of entertainment, PROMETHEUS is a good movie. The very worst movies ever made are science fiction/horror - - think: Plan 9 From Outer Space, Robot Monster, The Creeping Terror, Invisible Invaders, Attack of the Crab Monsters, Attack of the Giant Leeches, Night of the Blood Beast, Night Fright
@petervlcko4858
@petervlcko4858 5 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: studio know how are fans unforgiving about alien (alien 3) example and they even so give green to that script. If is my money I will never do that. Also think about this try to write as much bad script as possible and you will never get close to this. I don't got it how they did it. Bravo!
@skylone4949
@skylone4949 6 жыл бұрын
Hey, Dazzly!
@Zak_Nike
@Zak_Nike 6 жыл бұрын
Oh piers morgan you are a wash out, you are nothing as far as a journalist goes and as a person? you are irrelevant, and obviously super scared of muslim fundamentalists. oh yes and whopping hypocrite!
@ainternet239
@ainternet239 6 жыл бұрын
Well I'm late to the party, but here's Problem Zero, which ruined the film for me in the first few minutes: Why are the cryo-sleep tubes full of enough flammable material to incinerate the occupant? That being the case, why are there no mechanisms to combat said fire? Why is there no way for someone outside the tube to open it easily, in case of said fire? It's almost as if the script writers were completely clueless about health and safety measures or good engineering design
@imblacksoimslow5731
@imblacksoimslow5731 6 жыл бұрын
David the robot and the other one was made by the same company I don't understand why people think they got different programs.....all the robots are evil because the robot is just a Jew or a straw man