Tim immediately talking about his books is hilarious. Very Gale coded
@Awesomewithaz5 күн бұрын
My favorite is Gale, I'm paraphrasing but it goes something like "I see the art of eloquence is alive and well. I am shocked, in awe, and a little bit scared of you."
@AlessaParker8 күн бұрын
when they said "Legend of Zelda" I fully expected Neil/Astarion to say "Well excuuuuuse me, princess!"
@amyvictoriab10 күн бұрын
the best thing I’ve ever heard is Astarion doing “what a sad little life jane”. I didn’t realise I needed this more than anything
@darthtitteous121513 күн бұрын
Dolor really is the sword coasts worst serial killer.
@arielshuffield418817 күн бұрын
I love the zelda Astarian line because it makes it sound like he *should* be offering to come and help you but instead tosses a dagger at you and says bugger off.
@drunkenmoken18 күн бұрын
This legitimately makes me sad. sceleritas fel is the bestest butler a Durge could ask for. Never make your butler weep
@shtembyduelsson18 күн бұрын
When he said it's from "This Morning", I instantly knew and I'm not even British.
@icewolfwolfie17319 күн бұрын
What is the point if there is no family to go back to? That there is no domination in being enslaved. Gotta do this..despite the ending of them killing with the knifes looking way cooler then snapping necks.
@dezdoss538820 күн бұрын
I never even considered you could lose against orin. Just win the fight or lose the game.
@xthesaxophoneastronaut64422 күн бұрын
Vvv H😊.0
@PapaHepatitis717023 күн бұрын
honestly Sceleritas, despite being the butler to Bhallspawn is actually the only member of the Bhaal family that treats you with any respect or love, Orin is a sister who does not care for you and wishes you dead, your mother never loved you truly, and your father only loves your achievements, Sceleritas was like the nanny in those films where the children are so unloved that they begin to accept the nanny as a surrogate mother, its sad really, to see him go like this.
@RAWR2663318 күн бұрын
Durge had no mother. No real mother anyway. Baal created u from himself nothing else
@PapaHepatitis717018 күн бұрын
@RAWR26633 No durge did have a mother, step mother atleast, shes in a coffin in orin (formerly durges) bedroom
@RAWR2663318 күн бұрын
@@PapaHepatitis7170 that is orins mother. Not the durge.
@PapaHepatitis717018 күн бұрын
@@RAWR26633 exactly why I said step mother, since orin is his sister
@RAWR2663318 күн бұрын
@@PapaHepatitis7170 well then thats why if you read my post. The durge had no REAL mother. They were created from baal and baal alone. Orin is NOT their sister. Orin came from sarevoks family.
@rustyjones790825 күн бұрын
I would wear that hat irl
@hawktalon789025 күн бұрын
Almost pissed myself laughing. Thanks, i needed this.
@Marxon113425 күн бұрын
I gotta wonder if you do manage to still commit to the evil ending where you control the brain would it even work or be possible?
@finaldusk182123 күн бұрын
I imagine so; by Sceleritas' own admission the tadpole protects you from Bhaal's influence, so by combining that with the absurd power stolen from the Absolute (see the evil endings for prime examples of its scope, with Karlach's unique ending being the most relevant example for this matter) you should be able to fulfil your evil plans without any complications from the Urge. Destroying the brain and your tadpole along with it however leaves only one way out... One last murder before Bhaal takes you over.
@RockoEstalon27 күн бұрын
I need a mod to redeem Sceleritas as a butler of goodness.
@fmasellis27 күн бұрын
How can you get the slayer form and be defeated by Orin? I’m confused
@awitchx27 күн бұрын
you get the slayer form early in act 2 if you kill isobel or your romanced companion
@fmasellis27 күн бұрын
@@awitchx uh nice , thank you. But can you actually loose to Orin? Doesn’t the game goes in game over?
@awitchx26 күн бұрын
your companion will join the fight if you lose to orin! it’s only game over if the whole party is defeated after that
@EdMan662323 күн бұрын
It's not hard to lose the 1v1 in honour mode, I learned that the hard way. If you trigger a legendary reprisal while Orin's Deathbringer Assault is active, it doesn't matter if you're in Slayer form, you're dead buddy. Unless you stacked every defensive buff on yourself, or knew to bring universal (piercing) resistance, blade ward, or an auto-revive. And if she's the one in Slayer form, getting knocked down = death.
@datalore384127 күн бұрын
Why does this sound straight from the 90s
@pinkyogurt844028 күн бұрын
Bro cursed her reproductive organs that’s cooked
@Ven0mancer28 күн бұрын
Schelaritis is the imaginary friend I always wanted as a kid
@jessrose731228 күн бұрын
yet again minthara and astarion being the best
@Zapdos747128 күн бұрын
My favorite interaction with the butler is that one moment where he’s not protected by being in a conversation/cutscene and I discarded him into a chasm.
@battyrae139829 күн бұрын
weirdest street preacher i ever met lol
@Dolos_The_Myriad_Watcher29 күн бұрын
Dobby having a mental breakdown
@fernaoife617029 күн бұрын
This Astarion fella really does do an amazing impression of Neil. 😅
@ErzengelDesLichtes29 күн бұрын
Since he never clawed his way out of avernus to kill us, I guess we were right?
@realperson4993Ай бұрын
The one silver lining of losing the duel to orin: you finally get to make sceleritas mad. You finally do something to him that he does not enjoy
@ENCHANTMEN_Ай бұрын
scelaritas really tells you to find some bitches huh
@mtheman4221Ай бұрын
Mans like a disappointed parent, only he's literally talking about murder.
@dreamcanvas5321Ай бұрын
It's low-key amusing to me how surprised the cult of murderers is when they're about to get murdered. Like seriously dudes, what did you expect?
@iiiiiifggffggffgfgfg13 күн бұрын
If you kill the tribunal the door to the temple is like "sick move bro" and opens for you.
@nio6553Ай бұрын
the bhaalist fixation on breeding offspring is so fucking weird lol. i keep forgetting that among all the murder stuff
@loafbreed7246Ай бұрын
I imagine it's the only way for them to get around the whole bloodsworn to kill each other thing. outbreed the murder impulse.
@nio6553Ай бұрын
@@loafbreed7246 totally! it’s also thanks to his spawn that bhaal got resurrected that one time, bro is never gonna let it go again
@a_n1441Ай бұрын
@@nio6553it’s strange that he would still want to maintain it now, though. Back then, he was returning fragmented pieces of his essence together so he could reform. But now he’s already back as a quasi-deity, he has nothing to gain from his offspring spreading their essence out any further.
@PyroGothNerd27 күн бұрын
Bhaal literally started the Bhaalspawn thing because he realized he was going to be killed and was like, "Clearly the solution is to impregnate as many people as possible." You could say he went out...with a bang
@etcetera199525 күн бұрын
You'd think Bhaal, what with his omnicidal tendencies, wouldn't allow his faithful to breed.
@DarylDixonJacketАй бұрын
I definely love this guy
@nineblackgoatsАй бұрын
Cat software, human hardware.
@arielsierra747Ай бұрын
This is so cool that you found this/ uploaded your walkthrough. Guess it’s time to start another durge run. This time I am thinking only knives: throwing knives, poison knives, bread knives, and just a little bit of Waterdhavian cheese. Take out the targets with knives and rotten cheese fumes (or toxic Dragonborn gas). Unholy Assassin of Cheese.
@cocotear444Ай бұрын
its even funnier because you can physically see him turning red
@garethwilkins6744Ай бұрын
Why can I imagine Jaheira saying, "If my grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bike."
@emhoj976 күн бұрын
Replacing bike with carriage and it's **chefs kiss**
@zebuldevil5499Ай бұрын
I didn’t know a broken heart could do that to someone.
@DCdabestАй бұрын
Jaheira with the stone cold "Turn around and walk the other way"
@tensugarcubesАй бұрын
okay but i can so perfectly imaginw jaheira being like "and if my grandmother had wheels she wouldve been a bicycle!"
@mtsmcrАй бұрын
never thought i’d see the day i felt moved by sceleritas
@Juliebel177Ай бұрын
I keep watching Astarion's Jane's monologue over and over again.
@DiabolzicАй бұрын
oh no, Fel forgot to cure his boneitis
@tommy.3377Ай бұрын
this guy's live action kira no doubt
@Krement_KhelaiАй бұрын
Ironically, the Sceleritas Fel is the the most nicest companion you can have. He literally loves you for just being you end don't complains about everything you do. Even when you go on redeemed Durge route, he is still loyal to you. The only reason that he is mad of you in this route it because he mad of himself that he failed you to prepare for the fight and now.
@asdfjghАй бұрын
He dies if you redeem yourself
@Krement_KhelaiАй бұрын
@@asdfjgh Well, yes, but he was loyal to you, and wished you to achieve your inheritance right until his end has come.
@kozhcaelum849525 күн бұрын
I disagree. He never take redeemed durge seriously and think that in the end everything will be fine (durge accepting bhaal again). Even when you explicitly told him that you won’t kill anyone again, his response is “yeah sure, bet you will tho”. He’s basically delusional or won’t accept reality. After we beat orin, he immediately perma died so we won’t really know how he will react to a completely redeemed durge (the one without bhaal’s blood). To me he only loves the bhaalspawn aspect of durge.
@Krement_Khelai25 күн бұрын
@@kozhcaelum8495 No matter, he is still the most adorable butler ever.
@karuminaАй бұрын
I've read singing but there was no singing :(
@karuminaАй бұрын
Others: 😌😌😌 Neil: 😆😂🤣😭😁
@KingRitoru364Ай бұрын
He's like the reverse version of Dobby lmao 😂
@dreamcanvas5321Ай бұрын
The Anti-Dobby
@meowbanananaАй бұрын
So basically he’s mad at us and literally tells us to fuck off
@P37fect-cellАй бұрын
All this because orin got some bullshit crits against me
@EdMan662323 күн бұрын
The Honor Mode experience, haha. Wish I'd assumed she'd be able to fear/murder me in a single turn, and prepared accordingly. Certainly would've shapeshifted sooner.
@morgan0__o15 күн бұрын
I remember being able to resurrect Durge after dying to Orin, the battle continues just as it does in a Tav playthrough, with all of Orin's lackeys, and it acted like I won the duel.
@solitaregamesАй бұрын
this conversation was changed from what I remember. I can see now his disappointment.