...keith urban is australian???

Exactly how I felt after watching 13 at 13 years old then Requiem for a Dream at 18 years old

man this guy never shuts up

How many German KZbinrs am I subbed to

Stigmata

God his voice is annoying.

Me: *Slams the car door* My Dad: Das ist kein Panzer (Thats not a Tank) XD

I'm with the German. We all paid a price to be in the theatre, now stop ruining everyone elses experience.

america is still like this isn't that neat

We read two similar stories in Danish class around that age. Pretty brutal, lol.

Remember that any negative things that humans have can be blamed on Americans. 😂 can we stop hating on america sm???

VUCK, he's got us there...

omg I hate it so much when burgers just get taller instead of making them wider...

He'd have been bold woth a bar code on his head come on

Dehumidifier companies, take note of germany. Open the windows at night, bring in cool air, then close them as the sun comes up and turn on that dehumidifier. Dry heat is better than moist heat.

Go to Vietnam lol

I love it when people get too emotional watching cooking shows. 😂

What's scary is is they're getting really close to brain transplants. Can you imagine the rich people hunting then? It's not going to be safe to walk outside of a planet fitness.

Moral of the story; The best artists are often the ones who befall the worst visions.

Basically American food and drink is poison

Only 14 hours of theory? I did more...

😂 for those of you who do not know the Germans wanted to import Coca-Cola during world war II and the US was like nah fam and so the Nazis made fanta😅

So can snakes get high of they bite themselves?

Richest most powerful- No they’re just cheap and pay some of their most laborious workers with spare change.

Boycotting Coca Cola is the way to go 😽🫶🏻

All together now! Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for meeeeee!!!!

So I am a German Adult and never ever heard that story. Neither Book or Movie.

Thats correct. My brother is 17 and he has stopped drinking :D

European Fanta is hit or miss. Orange is good, but their Blue Fanta tastes like cough syrup.

Friend in the UK informed me that a lot of sodas in the UK are made with artificial sweetener which sounds truly horrendous.

Some of the best cakes in the world come from Germany.

The Crazy 88s. 😂

It's a really good movie!

German dad when the kid throws the door: "DAIMLER BAUT SCHON LANG KEINE PANZER MEHR!"

well, the "german" guy forget to mention that there's also several driving lession in the city and suburban areas... and they can add up, if you're needing more depending on your driving teacher. and about costs... it costs, depending on the country, lots of money. for germans, it's round about 2000€ - and can get way more, if you need more driving lessions - or even need to redo the tests.

As a Pole, our biggest flex is being a pun- i mean being a hopeful country, of course.

I thought it would be a reference to how stepped on German coke is.

Is this true

Well maybe if more people liked his art he wouldn’t have flunked out of art school and plunge the world into world war 2

Every time a hear an american saying that mexican coke it's better i just can't believe it.

Of course. 🤨

robie williams was the reason Take That isn't around anymore

Well at least they're only putting bread in the ovens now.

The German is actually right.

Yeah … 😢 we know

Croissants sind actually Ösi scheiß.

You forgot to show the 'accidental' rising of the right arm, and the sudden interest in post- Weimarer Republik Germany

It's a roman tattoo

Oh, you melt lead like recooking crack?? LOL!