He forgot to work on his spleen center. Better call Saul Shaye

The client really needs to be wearing purple for it to work

To get her into a deeper state of relaxation, he should've worn his navy suit for war

The deaf guy saw his catering business go kaput during COVID. Doing a Google search, he's now trying to make a living by selling streaming videos where he teaches how to make wedding cakes.

Wit her loud ass voice there aint no asmr

Bro started beat boxing 😂

Miracle

If he didn't drink lots of water he might not have a wonderful response

Me when my Dogs trying to relax. 😂

This looks almost like Reiki.

Do you reckon they actually do all this off camera?

Adjustments will be swift and brutal.

3:25 a little razzle-dazzle

Cosmeucutical. Yea this girl took the chiropracty course on naming redundant crap so ya sound smart. That literally just means face medicine. Dont need to say all that fancy shit to boost your ego in a career that only benefits yourself.

these airport controls are out of control

I see the job center is still the same

Most of the healing is done over the phone.

Which 50% does he belong to?

They're Coming To Take Him Away

Where's the roll of paper towels?

Guys this is asmr

Yeah, this guy is a rookie, definitely no banana for him.

Hannibal Lecter is tendering his dinner

He didn’t follow the long bones

Pull the cord to wind up the person’s voice

Let the neck be free and hold ou your arms like a scarecrow so I can heal your colon chakra

"Cosmoceutical".... like pharmaceutical i see what you did there

This is like those fake Kung Fu masters who wave there hands around and people are flying left and right. 😂

Certainly some serious scamming happening here , but if it makes some folks happy , then so be it . Plus , it'll all turn out fine as long as nobody pops in the room with sandwich breath before the healer man is finished doing his thing .

This is really kinda creepy. Makes me feel like I'm watching some found footage of a cult 😂 There's just something about a human grunting rhythmically whilst circling someone that just doesn't heal me at all

WTF IS GOING ON!? LMAO

I make a healing of your other life

The 2 handicap kids in class:

She talks waaaaaayyyyyy to fast....probably to bamboozle the "patient" & make a firm sale asap!🤣

My love of this asmr is tempered by my disdain for people who try to convince others they have magic powers

how can he keep a straight face

They spelled client wrong

he is a good hypnotist

Should have used triangles that we’ll call triangles.

Outstanding performance by Tom Wilkinson! R.I.P.

Lovely asmr, but please enjoy life a little bit more. Don't care about your looks. It's gone some day anyway

Sir, this is the dmv, i just wanted to get my license renewed.

What drives me nuts is people could Make legit work out of this instead of being frauds. Like i know a lot of people with anxiety disorders who eould pay for this just because it helped us calm down. It sure as hell isn't healing but it makes it manageable.

I want a go!!!!!!❤

2:00 "You can't see me!"

Now they are adding sound effects? Dear Jesus, what's next?

I slept well to this.

Охота еще сеансы увидеть☝️☝️☝️

That sneeze is amazing. Guy found the button!

Every so often she gets tired of looking at his hands.