Unintentional ASMR: alternative medicine Examination | Personal Attention | Loop

a relaxing hypnosis session
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[@herschellebenting7558]

When the CEO of the company finally starts engaging more with the staff

[@marcusmadden3482]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@lebowski-]

But how can we be sure anything worked when the healer didn’t even check the leg length..

[@RohWar]

Because 90 % of the time it works 35% of the time

[@jasontman36]

I know!!!!! Leg length is step one!!!!! …YO!

[@jasontman36]

Remember to drink lots and lots of water and have a wonderful result. ….YO!

[@justinbraden8425]

Show me a no, show me a yes

[@totalgamer1819]

Is it in? Is it out? Is it the Auxput?.... Okay

[@davidbrotherton789]

Bro didn't even work on his lymphatic system. But he has potential. Really needs to encourage the patient to drink more water and demand they have a wonderful response if he wants those legs to stay even.

[@JMB129]

90% of people feel someone holding their feet even when no one is touching them, and the other 10% have feet that are off by a 32nd of an inch half the time.

[@Floydrose335]

.. you know that you cannot "do work" on the lymphatic system by waving your hands around someone, right? You know that.. Right? Like you know that.... Right?

[@davidbrotherton789]

​@@Floydrose335you obviously are new to the quack healer asmr comment section. It is a reference to another famous ASMR video.

[@Loungesugar]

​@Floydrose335 yes they know, it's a running gag you missed

[@pahana]

Alexander technique + reiki + hypnosis induction + ambient noise = wonderful response

[@bigsky2063]

TSA is out of control. No wonder I missed my last flight.

[@jeffreyjohnson7359]

Underrated.

[@joseph8672]

LOL

[@spartanses]

Underrated comment

[@jmsheyworth]

BAHAHAHAHA😂😂

[@BrittaStokes]

😂😂😂

[@alejandrososa5146]

He’s doing some healing, but is way more engaged than the other “doing some healing” guy, who just sat on a chair making hand gestures. This guy is bringing his A-game to ensure his patient has a wonderful response

[@gabrielwilson8936]

You'd better not be slandering Dr. Saul Shaye 😤

[@MrAllen-fv9cj]

You dont talk shit about the Shaye.

[@CBCycles]

I’ll put Dr. Saul against this impostor any day

[@thomasskeffington4539]

How can you say that? Shaye has the voice, the clipboard and the lion tie. Plus he has better hair than this boyo.

[@gr33nspan]

You don’t have to be that engaged when god is working through you

[@SirYakToast]

Mark my words, this video is going to be a staple in the asmr comedy community someday soon. I’m excited for the comments to come.

[@unintentionalasmrhub4287]

I hope so! Also excited for the comments!

[@dylanhayth9971]

Just came to the comments for the comedy lol 😅

[@jasontman36]

I’m sure his mucous membranes are ok now. …YO!

[@corning1]

You will be laughed at for not knowing what the placebo effect is. I come from a scientific background but if you think these videos are all fake and no healing happens….

[@nbvw3]

You'd need a, premium KZbin account without commercial breaks for that. Those have pretty much ruined all the famous "healing" videos for me, because they totally pull you out the experience.

[@mmaGambit]

The staff is with you, HR is with you, Linda in accounting is with you, The mailroom and The receptionist are with you, Chip and Dale rescue rangers are also with you.

[@anonymous10099]

Look I'd rather just have 2 chipmunks with me than most people in general

[@Unitedbro1999]

Archangel grounds keeper willy is with you

[@FatFairyFitness]

All the rescue rangers are with you, but it is Monterey Jack primarily

[@mainhoondon21]

Excellent reference.

[@bradgauldin8643]

@@FatFairyFitnesscheeeeeeeeeeese

[@kalcarter5264]

This is a great video on sexual harassment in the workplace. Well done

[@justinpratt6419]

Fun fact the guy in the video Darryl banged him

[@skyfalldeadpool1633]

😂😂😂

[@sutor9529]

Oh man, that comparison. I can't look serious anymore.

[@gb9023]

Ambos parecen disfrutar... entonces no es acoso 😅

[@IMTWalrus01]

Who could have imagined that the “I’m Not Touching You!” game could have such healing power?

[@tibyron96]

Underrated comment 👏

[@davidbrotherton789]

I was literally gonna say that it looks like he is trying to pester or goad him into a fight, and he is being super patient.

[@JohnBrett715]

Wow. This is not how I expected someone to get measured for a Bespoke suit...

[@thomasskeffington4539]

Or a navy suit for war.

[@eternal_winter8713]

He slighted the Archangels by not inviting them into his healing space. There will be talk around the heavenly water cooler 😂

[@MrAllen-fv9cj]

The subject looked like he finished his shift at Lowes at 5pm but had to deliver a sermon at 6pm.

[@TaraTaylorable]

😂

[@me2609]

Lmao

[@dawnmancaloriankeebals4262]

The movement at the start is perfectly natural. When you stand straight and keep your eyes closed, your body will sway in order to maintain balance.

[@HandsomePutin]

A huge part of true healing IS ASMR, its the response and stimulation caused by the energy and or the sensory response of the movements/touches and calming environment. ASMR is your body releasing relaxing hormones which does help the physical healing process. Same concept as laughter being medicine or whatever. Just a thought.

[@publius1252]

Hold that thought.

[@iloveyouskii]

@@publius1252😭

[@mikedowns1842]

Hold that though gently just tune in to its own energy, it is guiding you

[@LasciviousLibra]

Thank you, Doctor.

[@Vinny86100]

This guy should be signed up for planet of the apes. He’s got the language down perfectly.

[@thehappyshaver]

If a car salesman and a magician had a baby....

[@merro05]

At first I thought this was a very long pat down before a Mafia meeting.

[@g7721]

I wore my navy suit for war when I watched this and crazy enough I felt like somebody was touching my feet when nobody actually was.

[@polyricocalde]

Understanding these references made my day.

[@Crichjo32]

But did you apologise for your sandwich breath?

[@MadKitty10]

Ah yes , the navy suit for war .

[@stephenulmer9762]

The no covered sneeze really put a cherry on top

[@mikehunt4797]

Energy release and absorption. 😂

[@DaylanTheAngrySauerkraut]

Ooo the practitioner guy gives off creepy Van Helsing vibes. Love it. Hopefully it helped the subject, even if just psychosomatically (which can also be very important!!)

[@dylanhayth9971]

10/10 exorcism. Priest even beat boxed the demons away

[@Lemonz1989]

He’s swaying more than me after 5 drinks and 8 shots.

[@AndrewMoses-xg3fx]

😂

[@kateadams8193]

The gentle stomach caress at 1:50 was pure unintentional asmr comedy.

[@dkelly26666]

The original video's comments section has a hilarious comment about 5:26 Can you guess what they said?

[@UToobJunkie814]

This is how I'd expect aliens would treat their human captives

[@garbagegrove2533]

I wonder how many people think they’ve had some profound experience, but really it was just an asmr response the whole time.

[@MrRulululu]

As a "cleint", I would experience Laugh therapy doing this. Not sure how the guy resist laughing, the sound the guy produces is hilarious.

[@realdealio1]

i see what you did there, "cleint". 😅

[@phonescreamer]

I doubt insurance helps with this guy's (probably) ridiculous prices.

[@antoniopinheiro9923]

the “cleint” is having a wonderful response as we speak

[@LouScannon2001]

"Now, when I'm doing the healing and God's working through me, 50% of people will say that I'm just tapping their body while making grunting noises... But 50% will say that I'm doing nothing at all."

[@sutor9529]

The healer reminds me of those magicians from children's birthday parties.

[@sethdaniel1115]

So kind of Kyle Maclachlan to perform these healings in his free time

[@hurricaneez1]

How can any healing be done without feathers and a egg?

[@stormb4calm832]

someone will watch this video and be all like “ is that jonathan from middle school ? “ 😂😂”I guess he has magic powers now “ 😂😂

[@mikedowns1842]

Yeah that’s me. Jonathan (not his real name) is a great person and I never expected to see this video out of context as comedy fodder. I think it’s hilarious and I’m sure Jonathan does as well

[@stormb4calm832]

@@mikedowns1842 oh wow that’s really cool that you know him. Unintentional ASMR community pretty gentle. The comments aren’t too mean spirited hopefully. I like to compare unintentional ASMR comments section to Mystery Science 3000. Actually the one on one attention is really nice and not unlike a palm reading or psychic. thx for responding

[@Jimmy_Cooper]

The client really needs to be wearing purple for it to work

[@angieseay6986]

He didn’t swipe the bad energy off his nipples like the other guy.

[@ZacZac572]

Johnny Drama from Entourage getting some much needed magic healing

[@emd3290]

The healing works better when u wear multiple shades of purple

[@EddieChukkz]

...and drink plenty of water.

[@slipnotovk]

This level of b.s. gives me so much of the tinglies 😊 Edit : did someone cut a fart at 6:59?

[@kevinb1756]

Hoping this also includes balancing the spiritual centers and the patient drinks plenty of water.

[@MG-bhi79]

No leg length, no healing, its a law!

[@615f]

It's the self deception for me... I mean the cardigan

[@Arbibi]

Those two often get mixed up.

[@Junegut]

This is the funniest comment ever

[@trevorjohnson2168]

This is what happens when you dont have health insurance

[@stephenfgates]

But did he do work with the endocrine glands? Or old memories affecting the present?

[@nbvw3]

Leg length not checked => clearly a scam

[@synaesthesian]

I like seeing things.

[@ferraripainenjoyer]

This doctor looks like an evil 18th century werewolf

[@NaturalJoeC]

Took me 8 minutes to realize he wasn't wearing a Kmart employee vest

[@wwstop2050]

Hey do kmarts still exist haven’t seen one like in 30 years

[@bradgauldin8643]

Fuckn hilarious. Kmart. Crying over here

[@AggressivelyMediocre]

My dude is trying to speed run the Alexander Technique. “Uh” is just him saying “allow the back to lengthen and widen” as light speed.

[@jmsheyworth]

4:59 it’s like he already knew he was going to jail

[@DAYOUJRP]

😂

[@joseph8672]

I like how the "patient" is trying not to laugh.

[@sutor9529]

No, that's just a side effect.

[@SaveTheBees11]

5:03 that was wild

[@sutor9529]

He knows how to push the right buttons.

[@EdwardTHead1776]

If you squint you can pretend this is Robert Pattinson acting like a chimp.

[@Shaken_AND_Stirred]

The only thing missing are the tractions cables from the ceiling to hold the gentleman up due to the extreme relaxation.

[@ChrisGrigo]

I hope he has a wonderful response.

[@thomasskeffington4539]

Only if he drinks plenty of water and is not one of the unlucky 10%.

[@yapyap333]

His strong finger game is mesmerizing! Did you see him sprinkle the magic salt?

[@Friedtoenails]

And with that, he established the client’s measurements for the Navy Suit for War. Have a wonderful response.

[@mattiagalafassi1771]

I love that as the wierdness goes up the more it relaxes me!

[@BayernLean]

Corey Feldman at it again.

[@Kronco1947]

Orlando Bloom does alternative medicine

[@pat1157]

5:28 when all you want is the healing, but you’re allergic😢

[@sutor9529]

Perhaps he should have used the anesthetic spell before healing?

[@dylanhayth9971]

Lined up his chakras so tight it made dude cough

[@jackarmistead5353]

BS is some of my favorite asmr.

[@benfolds17]

The patient looks like his legs must be totally different lengths!

[@Vuntermonkey]

"I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you!" for experts. Younger siblings everywhere take note.

[@CT-yg5dq]

at 3:20 "therapeutic "interior'' journeys are spontaneously produced.." When you know all the words in a sentence, but still have absolutely no idea what the sentence means.

[@platypusperry9778]

In holywood adaptation of this, Diego Luna would play the healer.

[@aaronstone6204]

There's no room for error with these type of sessions, one fart and it's game over!

[@Friedtoenails]

I did some healing with your sideburn cemter. Have a wonderful response

[@Leanright88]

We do the same thing to our buddy who drinks to much trying not to pass out standing next to the fire

[@candytv3081]

Well it took me 3min to realize the music video was never going to start the guy doing the healing just keep doing his own back up noises 😭

[@Friedtoenails]

How can he do this without the feather and the egg?

[@Jedd41]

He really full-palmed the dude's pooch and said "mmmmmm" after he decided the first grab wasn't enough

[@chrislambeth7367]

When Im working on the computer and its close to my dogs dinner time.

[@gazpaviles7909]

The comments are gold. I'm laughting hysterically.

[@AngelTerri]

That sneeze is amazing. Guy found the button!

[@donnawarren4621]

burnt my feet running to the comment section, didn't disappoint!!! lol

[@remainselusive1]

If only he had stood in silence doing nothing for one second longer, this man might still be with us today :(

[@ThronSwanson]

5:48 "And i teach you to chick chiggy boom, chick chiggy boom, chick chiggy boom."

[@Rifftraxfan]

Kyle Maclachlans best role since Twin Peaks

[@askapk]

I don't think people outside the US realize how severe the mental health crisis is in America...

[@sethdaniel1115]

I'm glad this stopped his persistent throat problem

[@aaronjames8547]

50 percent of people dont feel anything at the time

[@sutor9529]

Afterwards, the other 50 percent suddenly feel lighter, suddenly missing a wristwatch, gold chain, wedding rings and even dental crowns.

[@360Fov]

lmao the guys grabby-hands as he sneezed

[@duckman3394]

This is what happens when the bard has no spell slots.

[@Friedtoenails]

It might work even better if he rubbed an egg all over the client. I also believe that one of the client’s sideburns is 1/32nd of an inch longer than the other side. He did some healing with his sandwich breath. Have a wonderful response.

[@mwilson6534]

This is the strangest way I've ever seen to teach someone how to do the robot...

[@sustomusickillsyoutube]

Underrated comment 😂

[@Jim-rd3yx]

Have a wonderful response.

[@JohnBrett715]

4:15 "Achieving Catalepsy". That's a good thing?

[@charlienpk8901]

Yo he straight up sneezed all over that guys hand to keep scarecrow pose.

[@omfgSHORYUKEN]

The jumpscare at 5:29 shocks me every single time I'm drifting off to sleep

[@userjim83]

The lack of a lamp shade deeply offends me

[@Vader-23]

BTK certainly has changed his MO

[@tippersimracing6070]

I am currently studying EEG brain data at university in postgrad, wish I could have collected the data on this guy having the constant organisms. The findings would have been amazing.

[@gilgamesh795]

4:46 the client starts smiling because even he knows its horseshit HAHAHA

[@brainysmurf74]

suggestion can be very powerful in healing

[@justinpratt6419]

3:26 ok I’m gonna make soft noises next to your ears. Close your eyes and tell me left or right

[@MrAllen-fv9cj]

Right. Left. Left. Right.

[@LovaParadis]

man in the red just seems happy to be touched at all

[@MikeDuddy-q2t]

A deleted scene from Constantine.

[@173IrishMatty]

Right before the cameras were rolling, “Stand here and close your eyes Phil. Frank’s gonna film me faffin’ about.”

[@spiggs2182]

Where do I sign up? I also have a persistent throat problem. I have been screaming bullsh!t since this video started.

[@paulthew2]

The best thing about this is that anyone can do it. And I do mean ANYONE.

[@MrRulululu]

The "Cleint" is relaxed

[@Evan-lr8nq]

Dude is dressed like the coke dealer at my tennis club