the most relaxing hypnosis loop ever, Unintentional ASMR

[@adamheaston8772]

He never said, but he was definitely doing some healing of the lymphatic system.

[@jagoolie9680]

50% of the time they don't feel it until the next day

[@cobra8888]

But surely Jesus was working through him.

[@andrel6804]

asmr chathoppers are the best

[@yogabbagabba2202]

I bet he had a wonder response

[@Britfan06]

Haha I lost it

[@Vader-23]

He's obsessed with getting those creases out his shirt sleeves.

[@Lemonz1989]

I hope he’s open and willing to accept the healing.

[@GreenFont]

Whatever he allows himself to receive will usually manifest very fast.

[@Happyface7000]

They will need to drink plenty of water.

[@Tocaor241466]

Some of them feel tingels, or like somebody is pulling their legs @@Happyface7000

[@juliapigworthy]

It looks like he had a wonderful response.

[@dkelly26666]

About 50 percent of them do about 50 percent of the time.

[@wades9327]

No clipboard = doubtful healing.

[@karelkunz3978]

I am dead🤣🤣🤣

[@leeanderson7877]

A sense of peace, a sense of love

[@gostems]

You just know this guy had a "wonderful response"

[@Fifty8day]

He’s so kind dusting off his mates dandruff

[@ReganKatona-ny1rf]

Lol ...😂😂 You just made my fuckin day, dude Lol

[@davidbrotherton789]

There needs to be a 1 hour loop of them making eye contact while he tickles his face.

[@jamesself3990]

lmao

[@BrandonItsTrue]

I’m not suppose to be laughing this hard when trying to relax lmaoooo

[@slowmobius7114]

Hopefully he did some healing of old memories adversely affecting the present.

[@realdealio1]

He usually does his healings over the phone...

[@dancingvirgil]

We have our winner

[@brainysmurf74]

Lou dong

[@FadersAnd]

Fraud is so relaxing

[@mudskippa8958]

😂

[@Jimmy_Cooper]

😂😂😂

[@meyercutty202]

Yes!

[@waterbox4202]

I think that is the whole purpose, the only way to feel truly relaxed us to trust the unknown procedure most of the time

[@BakedBeans6969]

It really is, truly a beautiful thing isn’t it

[@jonmorris854]

They both look like they play Darts at a county level at least

[@thomassawford1102]

As a darts player who has played at county level, I can confirm this is very true

[@CopiousDoinksLLC]

T-Shirt and Jeans definitely looks like the better player, imo.

[@austinha11]

LMAO!!

[@evandavid3271]

​@@CopiousDoinksLLC nah hypnotist is balder and has a bigger gut, defo the better player but he goes for 19s 🤢

[@huntyboi7726]

Why’s this so accurate

[@jh1328]

Subject is not wearing 3 different shades of purple, and therefore is not able to accept the healing at this time.

[@hoodie_mike7]

I concur

[@RohWar]

But God is working through him. Or 3 8ths of an inch through him anyway.

[@emd3290]

I see you are an expert level troll

[@Romnonaldao]

It's not a good thing I know exactly what you're talking about, is it?

[@jh1328]

@@Romnonaldao It’s a great thing.

[@g7721]

As I was watching this I felt like someone was touching my feet even though nobody actually was

[@juliapigworthy]

That's odd.. while I was watching I felt nothing at the time, however in the 24 hours afterwards I felt my symptoms had diminished.

[@explosiverex5023]

ASMR (Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response) is a physical and psychological experience that combines pleasurable and relaxing sensations in response to specific stimuli.

[@gb9023]

Thats schizophrenia😂😂

[@tommayrant2279]

Some patients felt like no one was touching their wallet even when somebody was.

[@delladog]

I love the 4 gentle taps to his lower and upper body, great stuff

[@justinpratt6419]

0:43 where are the rebel bases

[@nerdsworthpoindexter6661]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@austinha11]

God i laughed

[@johntoobie6]

HAHAHAHAHAHA that one made me laugh outloud

[@califlop]

Haha, got me on that one. 😂

[@RedwolfDogrocket]

You got me!😂

[@garrybeat4246]

Another fine example of the proportional relationship between how bogus a treatment looks and the quality of the ASMR it evokes😂

[@SkorpzOfficial]

This rings true especially for the nutrition response women 💀💀

[@pat1157]

Obvious con, he didn’t check the leg length

[@NOTNOW-p2h]

It is recomanded for those dressed in Purple

[@omfgSHORYUKEN]

I'm more concerned that he didn't use a feather or an egg

[@karelkunz3978]

He checked the sleeve length obv.

[@nicolagebendinger]

@@NOTNOW-p2h and those dressed in cyan.

[@theburton8718]

I think that he skipped the series of triangles we call triangles and went head on to access the spleen for energy, wow, i mean thats brutal

[@Kinship1]

I loved her, wish she'd done more videos

[@theburton8718]

Indeed, indeed!@@Kinship1

[@Esprix]

I got that reference! :)

[@oleksandrhedz]

Good point! 😂

[@MrFantasiesIMR]

@@Esprixwhat reference? What video?

[@adamheaston8772]

Guy must‘ve left his egg, bandana, and eagle feathers at home. Thankfully, the patient allowed himself to receive the healing.

[@earlthegrey9469]

I wonder if he feels someone holding his feet even though no one is touching them. That lady with a cough is up next...we all know it.

[@themountainradio]

It's a man and his cough is mostly night time.

[@mavtsd4718]

Touching your own nose is the point where the triangles, which we call triangles, achieve the full purple effect, as far as we mortals can perceive triangles.

[@Sikanda.]

My entire body can relax knowing I'll never have to spend money on this make-believe healing practice.

[@gpm070481]

After this loop...drink a planty of water

[@minecraftuser_SVT]

and have a wonderful response

[@anfearcrionna]

The in jokes on the comment section are phenomenal… some amount of people needing the tingles around the world are actually very funny. I wonder is there a correlation between being witty and funny and feeling Asmr!?

[@FuttBuckerson]

That seems like self-flattering stretch, to say the least.

[@anfearcrionna]

@@FuttBuckerson ok Thanks

[@RedwolfDogrocket]

The comments sections in asmr are always lit on the good ones!

[@AndyHughes81]

I wonder what his success rate is like? I’d expect at least 50% of people to feel something at the time of the healing

[@bane112]

I'd imagine a high percentage would feel pretty stupid at some point.

[@infernogamers168]

@@bane112😂😂😂😂

[@TheSpartan188]

“I did some healing to your lymphatic system. I did some healing to your kidneys. I did some healing to both lungs. I did some healing to your credit score. I did some healing to your past trauma…”

[@JMB129]

I'm gonna check DA NERVES, DA GLANDS, DA EMOTIONAL BODY..........

[@jimhays2772]

Reminds me of my oldest brother who after seeing a televangelist shove a followers head aggressively shouting "your healed!" would come up behind me when I wasnt looking and shove me to the ground by my head while shouting "your healed!"

[@johntoobie6]

"You are a chicken" "I am a chicken" "No, you ARE a chicken" "Buck buckbuck buckbuck buck"

[@Participant616]

This kind of proximity can't have been pleasant with the obvious sandwich breath at play.

[@Kherron201]

The lighting isn’t so good, did either one of them get red in the face? I suppose it could have also been a lovely breath but there is a distinct shortage of purple…

[@DaveHearn]

My love of this asmr is tempered by my disdain for people who try to convince others they have magic powers

[@gilesbradford]

I wonder if they rented this room out just so that the two of them could get down with some funky hypnosis

[@spencerdokes6056]

He didn't check the leg differential

[@darkuncle77]

😂😂😂 the differential lol

[@DDSMASH74]

He did some healing on the endocrine system...

[@simon-fk2ye]

Just hope this guy drinks plenty of water afterwards to have a wonderful response😂

[@ConestogaCreek]

Ha ha better call Saul 😅

[@danydazed4314]

Now if he pushes his tongue into the roof of his mouth and lifts his big toes off the floor the healing will be ineffective

[@hatch1018]

😂😂😂😂

[@TheHugSlug]

🙌👐

[@Enkarashaddam]

Ah the dillman defense lol

[@jigsawnq]

50 percent of the time, his patients feel lighter. Like somebody took money out of their wallets, even though nobody was touching them. The other 50 percent may simply feel confused and tingly. In any event, about 90 percent of the patients after receiving healing feel their dignity was highly diminished or gone. Have a wonderful response.

[@briankleinmeyer8876]

The healing is ineffective, because he didn't do the Triangles, what we call Triangles.

[@paramedivmso4]

You gotta flare around your arms as makes circles around the guy dont forget.

[@Sirfracis]

What is this from?!

[@paramedivmso4]

A video made years back, asmr type. In which an older woman has a guy sitting in a chair and does energy work on him. its a classic video.@@Sirfracis

[@mosesslippers6370]

My left ear liked that video

[@MsAsmrangel]

More of these videos please. Love them already :)

[@unintentionalasmrhub4287]

I will see how many i can find 😁

[@FLITT]

Air guitar? Na, air guitar is for fools... I play air doctor.

[@scourix4181]

His right Leg is a thirtysecond of an inch taller!

[@rionachmisteilofionnagain9807]

These comments are the content I needed

[@Hairlesswookie62]

This is why we keep the shoes on.

[@scourix4181]

TV, the Stopwatch and this particular Book!

[@grimflame6916]

So this guy stares at this guy for 10 minutes straight

[@danielrotting7]

0:34 1:14 1:44 2:24 2:50 3:31 3:59 4:40 5:05 5:46 6:11 6:52

[@madball9323]

He forgot to do the sacred feather dance

[@DannyDontDoThat]

When he sweeps his hands down along his shoulders and arms I get the besssst tingles.

[@Friedtoenails]

After the treatment, he walked down to the shop around the corner and ordered a navy suit for war

[@mitk065]

As a side effect, I've been hypnotized too and woke up a month later.

[@antaradossarkophagusface5384]

This isn't hypnosis, this is reiki.

[@Kherron201]

No, it’s TriVaGo.

[@JoeMcShmoeTV]

man didn't even do triangles (its a little thing we in the business call triangles)

[@matthewbradford5302]

Each game brought the quarterback closer to the championship

[@SuperRyan810]

Is it really healing if he doesn’t check if the left leg is a quarter of an inch longer than the other?

[@Friedtoenails]

I did some healing with my potbelly...

[@joshybunny893]

These force moves are off the scale, may the powerful response be with you, drink some water.

[@TaraTaylorable]

Swipe tap tap swirl swirl swoosh swoosh= cured his hemorrhoid

[@jamesdunning8650]

One for high blood pressure... two for high blood pressure

[@stephendean5011]

Very relaxing well done 😊

[@britt-james]

Saul Shaye could have done this over the phone

[@MrChrisAkron]

3:55 when your 3 year old picks his nose and doesn’t have a tissue

[@Thebustermann]

1:39 pick. 1:43 wipe

[@loraobx]

lol

[@swwiftyy]

Ordered a battered sauuage and curry chip 20mins ago. Still waiting... How long more will it be?

[@Eric-f4b]

A session with Hannibal Lecter is to die for.

[@rolandrothwell4840]

I do believe this lad is in a state of hypnosis. I think the practitioner is very capable

[@mikehunt4797]

This is like those fake Kung Fu masters who wave there hands around and people are flying left and right. 😂

[@SergioBecerraII]

I slept well to this.

[@mendesnelson]

I was wondering what Pete Rose did for work these days - very relaxing!

[@SuzufaDe]

Great to see Ian Holm again.

[@JMB129]

😂😂😂😂

[@fredV35]

ended so abruptly that I felt exactly the same than when you fall in your sleep

[@Jambellcamp]

If he done that right the patient would be red in the face but I suspect only he got red in the face

[@danimal6070]

I wonder if the results will manifest very, very fast.

[@connorwyle5790]

My right ear is not relaxed

[@GST569]

Memo to staff: if you would like to receive some healing today. Larry is in room 4B during lunch and remember to keep your shoes on so he can take a measurement. Have a wonderful response ;)

[@joshybunny893]

Restoration has increased to 100.

[@justanotherguy2530]

After all this I’d love for him to say at the very end, “it was your face.”

[@johndor7890]

Truly powerful video

[@randomaccessfemale]

This looks almost like Reiki.

[@AngusJones]

Nicely established.

[@oldundead]

Is this like some sort of hypnosis, spiritual cleansing or something else?

[@funkytechnician1]

He's courting him..

[@Friedtoenails]

The pull cord for starting up that person is obviously broken. Have a wonderful response

[@mackjones8934]

Comment section is gold

[@mavtsd4718]

The triangles, which we call triangles, are purple to the extent that we can perceive the true nature of purple triangles.

[@sethrobinson28]

The Fedor of hypnosis

[@ussco]

Don't you just love getting alternative healings or the like from people who have beer bellies?

[@MauricioNoyola-oj8vb]

He got red in the face

[@WiwoDeLonsch]

Didn't apologize for his sandwich breath

[@Dadflinn92]

Imagine the healer putting his hand to the guys face/head and says .. “my mind to your mind, your thoughts to my thoughts.” Lol just to f-with’m

[@rolandrothwell4840]

I think this is very much an affective hypnosis technique combined with a healing process used similarly in Peru! This man is a genius 👏

[@mikedowns1842]

It’s mesmerism (a form of bodily hypnosis that realizes on energy field manipulation rather than spoken induction. You can hypnotize people and you can mesmerize people but you can’t hypnotize a horse yet you can mesmerize them , a subtle difference

[@feelinghealingasmr]

Is there a video where two earbuds work?

[@pinkerton05]

Needs a Navy suite for War to fight off the sandwich breath

[@rikmartinez8316]

Where's the roll of paper towels?

[@richards2920]

When you call round to fix the boiler only to find out that it's your own aura that is out of sorts

[@nicknovikovru]

I supposed to get some ASMR, but then started reading comments...

[@Friedtoenails]

Where is the feather and the egg? Where are the triangles, what we call triangles? Drink plenty of water and have a wonderful response

[@scourix4181]

I want to apologize for my sandwich breath!

[@FreakinFred08]

Were you not paying attention? At 0:29 , the man pulled every ounce of the sandwich breath particles out of the subject’s body and they immediately disintegrated before they had a chance to offend anyone or anything.

[@WiwoDeLonsch]

No bananas for him yet

[@GiftedUnscripted]

Some have a warm sensation. Some feel something right away. Some feel something within a day.