How To Get The Perfect Revenge

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[@0ffendingeverybody]

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[@Chriz0]

WHY NOW?

[@foxnight_122]

Ok

[@CaptBackwards]

Very easy for one to mistake this particular event as a hate crime Although your sister not clearing the air and let others continue to think it was a malicious intent to commit a hate crime is very wrong of her.

[@ashmanashman8171]

You always make my day

[@Noobyplayzgames]

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[@InfernalManThing]

"If someone pisses you off, don't get mad. Get even." banger quote

[@kwonpae-corr4300]

WHAT A STINGER

[@BigAJ50000]

JFK Quote

[@Chair3524]

Don’t get mad, get glad!

[@megaBrando-t1e]

Facts

[@A-Clear_View]

5th reply

[@Foxthatisaplush]

This man has his priorities STRAIGHT. Your Dog ALWAYS Comes First.

[@bart5009]

Truth has been told!!

[@graysonbean4678]

Good man

[@agentstar734]

John Wick would agree

[@drewpocernich2540]

Except they technically also abandoned the dog by shoving the responsibility on his sister.

[@Speedz6406]

there is one saying and only one pals before gals/ bros before h0es

[@austinbridges518]

"She'd rather let people believe a lie, if she could be the victim." My sister before therapy

[@xxXXRAPXXxx]

Every woman in general.

[@tailedgod4551]

​@@xxXXRAPXXxx *most

[@Gratalatt]

My sister before (and after) therapy as well

[@TomasBregman]

@@xxXXRAPXXxxwho hurt you lil bro

[@xxXXRAPXXxx]

@@TomasBregman Mainly myself.

[@jordanc8499]

100% justified lol. Your parents will listen to reason and the explanation. Your sisters husband and his family will always see her as the hate crime wedding lol.

[@0ffendingeverybody]

You never forget your first hate crime wedding

[@SimonLegendsman]

worth it

[@Skully_Ded]

10/10 would do it again for Shelby.

[@nobody..--.]

​@@0ffendingeverybodyDUDE THAT WAS NOT EVEN YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE MORE TO HER

[@RandomIowanGuy]

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[@0ffendingeverybody]

Which Topics Should I Roast Next?

[@CharlieSalter-jb1ks]

Types of Bongs

[@_movie_clippers]

Rich people (bill gates and elon musk or some shi) / tiktokers

[@calebwebster5461]

Climate change and teslas

[@kok0nat944]

Do you have something to say about children annoying you in public, or some stories like that? Like most annoying things in public.

[@JojoThoughts]

Marriage

[@Mr.Capitalism]

I've been watching and applying your tutorials in my daily life and it got better thanks to you am living in a cozy locked room with a very friendly roommate without paying taxes

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Taxation is theft

[@AzureJay1214]

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[@Mr.Capitalism]

@@0ffendingeverybody the government is a fraud

[@Lazymanz975]

hes lucky i got put in fedral prison for 20 years@@0ffendingeverybody

[@doomz-h3w]

lol

[@gooberV2]

hilarious story, I loved it! My mom loves baking, and she grounded me for getting a C on an assignment, so I replaced all of her flour with baking soda and vice versa, it took her like three batches to figure out what was wrong, the whooping was worth it

[@0ffendingeverybody]

The whooping was Well worth it

[@Manzishvt]

@@0ffendingeverybody😂

[@spacemann1425]

That's your mom bro, c'mon, like why?

[@cubixxty]

Bro thats your mom plus C isnt a good grade at all well deserved to you for getting grounded and whooped

[@mwawadoshanga]

@@spacemann1425 I can observe that he was practicing but a miniscule amount of trolling.

[@BAAAAAAAAA649]

This is genuinely one of the best channels ever this shit is just too funny

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Appreciate it funnieryuns. You know I got more bangers coming soon

[@Idoitsgaming]

Yes

[@stipee-sj]

underrated channel

[@shalev441]

Fr I don't understand how I haven't heard if him till yesterday

[@hauru3220]

Clearly, bro is making an amazing content. I hope he will get the fame he deserves

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Under rated homies

[@Mr_Overkiller003]

fr underated first vid i saw a sub and every other vid binged directly afterwards

[@Gamingandmusic.]

FR

[@Kay-jk1er]

a story that still cracks me up to this day, one day when i was 8 years old my family and i went to a beach, me and my brother made a sand castle and after a bit he got thirsty and left to ask our parents for money to buy water, when he left 2 10-11 year old kids approached me, pushed me over, and kicked my sand castle, brother came back and got angry so he told me to grab some rocks and shells to stuff inside a new castle, we made another castle but now it has the ouchie hard stuff inside, he leaves again and the 2 kids come back, push me over again and started kicking it, both of them had their nails chipped and feet scratched, they cried, we laugh and that was the end of it. UNTIL their mom comes and shouts at both of us saying we hurt their kid and my brother's response was "we didn't hurt them the rocks did" she got angrier and still said that we hurt her babies so my brother punched them both and put sand in their screeching mouths and whispered "now we've hurt your babies, happy now?" i didn't wanna get in trouble so i threw sand in her eyes and we ran away

[@MATEITHEBOY]

Pocket sand!

[@Meman29384]

Jesus how many years have you and your brother been in prison

[@moneybuth]

that’s awesome

[@moneybuth]

that’s really awesome

[@TheMist3rMan]

If this story is real, then holy SHIT is your mom a savage!!!

[@coastie2025]

Truly the definition of offending everybody

[@0ffendingeverybody]

I stay true to ma name

[@ILOVESPAMNUKE]

@@0ffendingeverybodyIS THE DOG OKAY? SHELBY OKAY?

[@Rad-F1]

plot twist the devil dog toy was stuffed with uranium

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Damn thats thinking layers deep hotchocolate

[@atlas.from.portal2]

Talk about a withering time

[@Sumoooooooooo]

Bro throwing heat as his sister publicly is the funniest shit ever

[@Joshua-eu2fb]

" the devil made me do it" So relatable

[@mgwt3621]

This is the funniest channel ver the perfect balance of dark humor and s3x jokes makes it amazing💀

[@bruzh6359]

Man should have gifted her all the chewing toys saying 'You're gonna abandon him like shelby? '

[@TheMist3rMan]

Holy shit dude XD

[@samchase9625]

You avenged Shelby, her best day was ruined, based af👏👏👏👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[@laughingfest623]

If the channel's under a million subs, you know the content is fire 🔥 and I'm pretty sure that you'll hit that milestone in no time cuz dude, you're funny as hell

[@robertdalley7450]

3:14 i find this too relatable

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Lot of b1tches out there like this

[@Gabrielww2]

@@0ffendingeverybodybro you are so real nigga

[@skyrimaddict1]

pretty much my whole family except me and my dad are like this :\

[@thegodofmemes]

​@@0ffendingeverybody sadly yes, hoes mad and shawties bussin'

[@McDonalds_Ying]

0:05 "Slowly poisoning their drink with Dranno"Verry funny line.

[@yugoslavball1945]

As someone who poisoned my friend with drano who stole my cat, I can confirm this is relatable.

[@0ffendingeverybody]

We've all been there yugo

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[@RevengenceRaven]

Holy shit, that thing you said at the end reminded me so much of my sister. Family that would rather hurt and or tear their own family apart just to pretend to be the victims are the worst.

[@shivy.r97]

Being more successful and happier than those who did me dirty is the best.

[@David_Fellner]

That's the diplomatic approach to revenge.

[@markdanielczyk944]

Damn near pissed myself! Of all the people that need to quit their day job, this is the guy! Classic absolutely Classic!🤣💪👍

[@Clyde_TheRulerOfEverything]

This channel is awesome, he ain't scared to say shit. Love it.

[@voidreyes]

I swear I can feel myself making funnier jokes the more I watch this channel

[@blueflamez0]

your videos are like a drug i found you 3 days ago and cant stop watching you keep up the great work!

[@NovikNikolovic]

Bro is offending everybody, even accidentally 😂

[@stealrides]

Man whenever you post it's a good day

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Appreciation posts are even greater day StealRides

[@michael_stein123]

As a someone with Jewish heritage in their blood, you did not commit to crime. I understand it was the wrapping paper you have

[@kinggeorgelll8882]

Dude you’re the best. Always cracks me up and gets me through the day.

[@SRGProductions]

Yo bro, this channel is funny asf 😂😂 keep up the good work and you’ll make it higher than before🙏🏼🙏🏼

[@thechosenone-oc6vn]

One of the best ones yet had me laughing so much

[@urieldominguez6753]

Hey man I don't know if you'll read this but, your videos are really amazing! Every time I look forward to your videos, they give me a much needed laugh to get through my circumstances. Lol

[@gavinclyde8208]

Bro turned into John wick when he saw his dog was hurt 😂

[@giannis_ktsgn2528]

You deserve more subs for sure,this story has hilarious😂

[@zaza_comsumer420]

What does the devil made me do it mean

[@Theodore_J_Noiseter]

"dont get mad, get even" -offendingeverybody

[@LillianNourse]

This guy is the ultimate savage 💀

[@deepprakash4841]

My neighbour threatened to kill our dog, one thing leads to the other and my dad broke their brick wall with a sledgehammer

[@Interestking]

Good.

[@janpacyk5641]

Jesus christ that is Golden Revenge. You're probably the best youtuber. But i swear this revenge was GOLDEN.

[@RadiZach]

Yeshua since the wrapping paper was hebrew-themed

[@kilonova5587]

This story gave me john wick vibes 😂😂😂

[@Ambatukam69317]

even though this channel offends me, i still watch it more than i sharpen my dagger

[@stevenstorms1907]

A man would do anything for his dog

[@kok0nat944]

Perfect video! I love ur humor :DD. Keep it up!

[@0ffendingeverybody]

You got it Kok

[@davidamalbert5839]

"Jizzing in there shampoo bottle"😖😄😆😂🤣🤢🤮😵

[@derrickdomino7287]

Regret. Prevent. This has been an official statement under the fact we get along

[@A-Clear_View]

Is the dog still OK?

[@sadathusovic7217]

YEAH

[@Phoenix_Skel]

That dog is 9 years old now and the average old age for a dog is roughly 10 years, so he’s gettin old

[@Justabitofsaltandpepper]

Yeah the dog interviewed him last timed

[@JimNoltie]

@@Phoenix_Skelno dogs usually get 14 years old

[@kpreviews927]

this is the most messed up but most funniest channel

[@aaronta6573]

If it weren't for this man I wouldn't be LMAO during the middle of class remembering his funny ass videos

[@Lumpy_p0tat0]

i was dying laughing on the floor when you said "the devil made me do it, the devil made me do it, ah ah"

[@CRAZYIrishFox08]

Lesson of the video: put something in Jewish wrapping paper = hate crime. Got it.

[@zxqhyr]

no.

[@Yellow_guy2468]

Just found out about you yesterday and i absolutely love this channel it reminds me of 2009

[@queendonut1044]

I Love Your Channel & Videos

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Appreciate your comment more queendonut

[@supico4224]

This man is the defnition of savage

[@corniireal]

I founded this funny lol I never got revenge before i would probably feel bad if I did 😭

[@ichugwater727]

I’m binge watching this channel and this guys a menace

[@zekoo4100]

I'm not the one who comments on videos but your so underrated i had to

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Appreciate it Zekoo. Got more bangers coming soon

[@diamondflag500]

Dude please make more story times like this one, really entertaining with your humor

[@guilhermeteodosio40]

1:10 And this is why we need universal healthcare.... for dogs.

[@angieperalta5649]

sisters wedding is temporary, but dog is forever

[@Kris-yq7yt]

The perfect revenge for everyone who laughed at me for having acne is showing off 2 years later with glass skin as they are the ones having acne now, ahh it feels just perfect

[@VonTyrant]

Somehow this was one of the most satisfying videos I've ever seen.

[@sssniperwolfsbiggestfan1]

Who buys a toy like that anyway 💀

[@Anti-furry-no8vv]

The amount of people this man has scarred for life… it brightens my day to think about it 😂

[@hanshosel7431]

Bro just dropped a nuke❤

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Let her know who the big dog was

[@brianmoyachiuz905]

I love great revenge stories like this, I've done a lot of things to get even with people in my evil side of my life cause I am normally a nice guy, but I hide an evil strategist underneath

[@xboxgamer196]

Sometimes revenge really backfires

[@harronlor4345]

😂 weirdly perfect timing for the topic 😅😂

[@iplaygames-no5vb]

the story was so funny 😂

[@stanleypressley2197]

How you survived childhood with these three is a miracle beyond words

[@TomMalkonsen]

Now that, crashing a wedding is fucking worth it if you lose a dog after it’s original owner left it for three years.

[@ultrabeacon8891]

What an amazing quote, dont get mad , get even

[@TrainLover-wt9ix]

1:48 Guess the both of you and your mother are menaces 😅

[@LuffyXDGumGum]

I thought you were going to become John Wick but this was still good revenge

[@dviad_gg]

a funny thing that happened, so one of my friends had this jerk who pissed all over his car windshield, so he got revenge by putting an open can of cat food in his car ashtray, took him a year to figure out where it was coming from because he tampered with the ashtray to have it unable to be slid out. it was so hilarious seeing he had all these air fresheners in his car.

[@Natangwe_Unam]

Bro you’re sick 💀 but I’m here for it 🔥🗣️💯

[@Razul360]

THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT.

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Really the perfect toy

[@Razul360]

@@0ffendingeverybody Hell Yea.

[@myluckymadness8041]

"Don't get mad, get even." A summery of my whole life.

[@QueenofAgnus]

Did you at least explain why you did that? Whether you did or didn't, thats top tier revenge

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Only saw her once when I talked at a funeral and believe me....she was upset

[@QueenofAgnus]

@@0ffendingeverybody No i mean to the Jewish family on the phone.

[@Communismisnoice]

Don’t get mad, get even. Is the coolest line ever

[@lordofbacon1455]

My Dad contributed largely to me getting Borderline and my Mom to me getting Anorexia. Both to me getting severe Depression. As revenge, I gave my Dad a panic disorder, because of my random outburst and my Mom Narcissism, due to me only interacting with her, in my push phases and never in my pull phases (I always managed the Idealisation „otherwise“, dong ask how) and saying openly to her, that she is the main factor in the development of my AN. That all was not planned, but I would say an equal revenge.

[@simpingfordagoodstuff6897]

Honestly with a sister like that every staircase would be a gift from heaven

[@JojoThoughts]

What do you use to edit the stick figures?

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Adobe animate, premiere pro. Photoshop for thumbnails

[@JojoThoughts]

@@0ffendingeverybody appreciate it, been here since 1k and never leaving

[@Audest59_adadiking]

This guy us just pure evil😂🤣😂☠️💯

[@lemmy8533]

bro its not 2010 💀💀💀

[@IraSquid]

yeah i wish it was though

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Thanks Lemmy

[@IraSquid]

@@0ffendingeverybody ❤

[@Blaze_Bro]

Now that is a good revenge story.

[@UnholyRoman]

He has achieved perfect harmony.

[@breeesplanada8528]

The gaslighting is gold! 😂

[@Crab_hunter2010]

Dog is truly man’s best friend

[@Kartuuse806]

As a wise wolf once said "Karmas what you make"

[@KadenWilliams-j6t]

We need a family video explaining what beef happened here!😂

[@imzpumpkin]

Even tho the videos are only 3 minutes this shit is funny enough to retain my attention span after what gen alpha did 💀

[@omaremad8724]

I saw the notification i got a big dose of dopamine

[@0ffendingeverybody]

MMMM right in the feels

[@CYBORG-2164]

I would disown my sister if she did that too my dog

[@zxqhyr]

you can't "disown" your sister, only the parent's can do anything similar.

[@lincolnrogers3679]

Evey since i found ur channl iv been watching ur videos funny asf mate

[@DaRootloop]

The Jewish wrapping paper was too good😂

[@Maxwell_hartshorn]

you should buy the same wrapping paper and plush in bulk and ship it to your sister on their anniversary every year.

[@TylerUpchurch-b4z]

He ruins everybody in his family's day. And I love it

[@NicholasIlea]

This guy knows what’s good for him the one person he won’t offend is his mother