1 Hour of Americans Saying Insane Things

[@brickity1447]

Guys, I promise you my great, great grandad was bitten by an Irish dog, or at least the dog was thinking about biting him, so I'm literally Irish.

[@martindunstan8043]

🤣🤣👍

[@herrforehead]

It was an Irish wolf-hound that was also born in the US

[@TheRealRedAce]

I once used Mayo on food and that's named after an Irish county, so I'm a true son of the Emerald Isle, bejabers, begorrah and bedad.

[@Mikey.M.V.P.1]

By that logic that bloke that hit me with a Glasgow kiss I'm definitely Scottish 😂

[@RealTagComputing]

I went in an asda one time while on holiday… That mean’s i’m British

[@Sian1995x]

My favourite era of KZbin was white American LA KZbinrs doing ancestry videos and being so shocked to find out they were of European descent

[@Aureilia]

The one good video was by CallMeKevin who did 2 tests and learnt he was 100% Irish so he can lord it over his other Irish friends forever 😅

[@blackcountryme]

@@Aureilia The only way you can be 100% is through... ahem... some very close breeding... like yeah... very close.

[@Aureilia]

@@blackcountryme lol yeah, at one point his family tree probably got very circular 😅

[@ferdikusters3802]

@@Aureilia there is only one way to get 100% on the result, just keep it in the family

[@ferdikusters3802]

@@blackcountryme just keep it in the family you mean 😉😘

[@scythiosserpent5936]

"...an american with ancestries ties to Stonhenge..." Guess his kidney stones must come from somewhere...

[@ralphhathaway-coley5460]

Just wait till he discovers that Stonehenge is thought to have been built by the 'Beaker People' which would, by their logic make them from the Iberian Peninsula (modern-day Spain and Portugal)! 😉🤣

[@Jacky-zt5ch]

@@ralphhathaway-coley5460bro that’d create a lot of self proclaim spanish american that doesn’t speak spanish.

[@ralphhathaway-coley5460]

@@Jacky-zt5ch Very true, but to be fair the Beaker People also did not speak Spanish. 😆

[@chr1sda1sey]

@@ralphhathaway-coley5460 He would probably think that it was built by the Muppets

[@ralphhathaway-coley5460]

@@chr1sda1sey Love it!

[@scrambledmandible]

13:22 No you don't get it, he's been *alive* for five generations He's a polish vampire living in the US

[@blackcountryme]

Yep the Kurwa vampire

[@marcromain64]

Dude, there's no such thing as a vampire. I've been out every night for 450 years and never met one.

[@rudeboycthulhu]

​@@marcromain64 Oh oka-wait a minute...

[@mish375]

​@@marcromain64 You sure you're just not Romanian?

[@marcromain64]

@@mish375 Isn't life expectancy in Romania rather low compared to many other countries? But regardless, according to this characteristic, vampires would be more likely to be found in Monaco, Singapore, Japan, Canada, etc. ;-)

[@lmao_tse_tung]

6:48 George if it makes you happier, Slovakia and Slovenia regularly have to exchange mail sent to each other by mistake

[@gertvanderstraaten6352]

Dutch and Danish get confused too. Told someone I was from the Netherlands and they told me they loved Copenhagen. Heard it the other way around from Danes too.

[@billyhills9933]

The 4th of July? A day that is so important to Americans that they use the day-month combination in the correct order?

[@EditorOfSL]

Independence wasn’t even declared on July 4th.

[@infin8ee]

​@@EditorOfSLyou're American aren't you?

[@EditorOfSL]

@@infin8ee Nope! British and proud! No American blood whatsoever, thank you!

[@infin8ee]

@@EditorOfSL just the way you phrased your comment was very American .

[@EditorOfSL]

@@infin8ee OMG, yeah, I forgot it’s totally illegal to be influenced by a country that keeps forcing their programmes onto our TVs! Send the Continent Police in! FYI, people in my area of the U.K. say July 4th all the time! It’s not wholly an American thing!

[@conkorro]

George has seriously ran out of content three compilations in a month is crazy 😭😭

[@djw7141]

hes prob on holiday or smthn

[@neilgodwin6531]

He's just got back from Croatia 🇭🇷

[@sillystringeater]

And it's not even December 😭

[@lisabowell143]

But Americans are the gift that keeps on giving.

[@PreciousPotat]

@@lisabowell143 It's like watching reality TV.

[@akiraokami]

I think the "unlimited texting" one is the one that gets me the most, I have been on the internet since 1994, in the past 30 years I have accrued quite a large sum of American acquaintances, and every single one of them has been envious of both my phone plan and my internet plan. In other words, that person can't have interacted with a single person outside of the US, ever...

[@shmupperfromhell]

American: I'm German. My Grandmother was 1.8% German, so I'm German. Canadian: My Grandfather was American and my Grandmother French! We're practically siblings! American: YOU ARE NOT AMERICAN UNLESS YOU BORN IN THE U.S OF A!!

[@ralphhathaway-coley5460]

Yep, that about sums up their irrationality!

[@notmyemail506]

First part is their race second part is their nationality

[@ralphhathaway-coley5460]

@@notmyemail506 Not race, given their description their race is probably Corsican.

[@xyincognito]

@@notmyemail506 "German" is not a race

[@notmyemail506]

@@xyincognito german can refer to both race and nationality

[@chrisicotec7652]

the safety concerns for kinder eggs in the usa were originally imported by walmart, they were stated as dangerous for small children... but the irony? they could go to the back of walmart and buy shotguns, rifles, hangunsm cos these arent dangerous for children? when this was pointed out they changed their tune to be nutritional bollocks, again, irony given the shit thats in american food

[@billyhills9933]

So if you coated a shotgun in chocolate it would be legal to sell it to children?

[@djw7141]

@@billyhills9933 some plastic is way less dangerous than a gun, regardless of who can buy it.

[@DivineFalcon]

@@billyhills9933 No, because Kinder Eggs were banned on the grounds that any food that coats anything inedible is considered a choking hazard to children. Which would make a chocolate-covered shotgun illegal because children might accidentally swallow it...

[@larsg.2492]

How were little toys in cereal packets ever legal?

[@chrisicotec7652]

@@larsg.2492 cps 'murica,thats why

[@Nikioko]

Actually, there are two correct ways to write a date: day-month-year or year-month-day. But month-day-year is wrong in any case.

[@Tessa_Gr]

Yes, either you do big-middle-small or small-middle-big. Both logical and understandable. The funniest comment about that from someone in the US was "no one says 1st of January, everyone say January 1st, so it should be yy-mm-dd" I don't think this person knows about British people, or languages other than English.

[@Nikioko]

@ Of course, you can say both the 1st of January and January the 1st. I personally prefer the first one.

[@Saje3D]

Go out and fill out one of our forms that way. See how far it gets you.

[@BiggieTrismegistus]

No it's not "wrong". Don't be silly.

[@lobsters12111]

I've never in my life seen anyone write year month day. That's psychotic behavior and invalidates literally everything you could ever say in your life.

[@Where-Am-I9]

After talking to American mates of mine, most Americans genuinely think their culture and country is WAY more important than it is.

[@EditorOfSL]

@15:30 - Americans: Let’s eat more than our weight in food! Also Americans: Why do we get a reputation for being the fattest country? 🤦‍♀️

[@Alexandros.Mograine]

Why would irish (or any natives) be ”proud of their heritage” that isnt something that people living on their ancestral lands say, its stuff that immigrants say. Since irish are irish there is nothing special about being one over there.

[@markmurphy4056]

Remember, these are Americans......

[@trevorcook4439]

My state of Western Australia is 4 times the size of Texas who cares ? US size fascination is odd

[@Jill-mh2wn]

Look ,they are all the equivalent of teenagers. So guns ,violence ,my state is biggest ,only the USA matters, why does anyone need an education?, cars ,more guns ,etc .,etc .

[@_Fighta_]

Yeah you guys are stupid😂

[@GuapoJhimi]

I think you might have a fascination about something American, but it isn't about land mass.

[@Odadian]

@@Jill-mh2wn if americans got some education at all they would know Europe is bigger then the US

[@Jill-mh2wn]

@@Odadian Huh, teenagers! 🤣

[@thegreatshamalamadingdong9788]

25:33 really ? Water is harder to get in Europe than America??? Let me test that!! Stands up, goes to kitchen, turns on tap, fills glass. Holy crap you're right that nearly killed me! Now ask Michigan to do the same lol

[@blackcountryme]

I would say feel the burn, but thats water in Ohio, Colorado or Pennsylvania

[@sheila-we7em]

Oh Michigan, famously known for it's lead based water😂😂😂

[@lobsters12111]

Yeah idk about water quality over there but there's plenty of places here in the states where you don't drink the tap water, especially if you're not from that area.

[@MrOwl-lw3xc]

I think it refers to the law that states that you can walk into any restaurant, ask for a glass of water and they are obliged to give it to you + regular water fountains in public places. The lack of said law doesn't mean it's hard to get water anywhere else, but at least it's not entirely wrong

[@kylees2582]

From Michigan: holy shit I gotta try this out. stands up turns on tap water. Instantly dies

[@dutchroll]

It’s gonna blow some American minds that not only in Australia do we have a Constitution, but we also have a 2nd Amendment. Passed in 1910, it empowered the Federal Government to take over state financial debts to maintain their financial viability. As an Aussie, I respect our 2nd Amendment rights to control state debts.

[@Jklopoppcorn]

No, it really doesn’t blow our minds

[@Jklopoppcorn]

My only reaction was, ok?….

[@EditorOfSL]

I’m gonna add to that that their precious Constitution was founded on ideas from the Magna Carta - a British invention! Bet they didn’t know that!

[@Jklopoppcorn]

@@EditorOfSL and look where the British are at now, econonmy in ruins, free speech non existent, and a laughing stock on the world stage

[@dutchroll]

@@Jklopoppcorn I said "some" American minds. I meant the dumb shits out there who literally tell me that we don't respect our 2nd Amendment rights because of our strict gun laws. I've met many of those dumb shits. Unless of course you are speaking on their behalf.

[@graceygrumble]

I am English. I once had to listen to a heated lecture, out of nowhere, about what the British did to the Irish, from an American. I was 'over there', with family (American side) so, I just agreed and took the flak, in order to placate, like the English do (except for when the dogs of war are released). I can't remember at which point in his lecture I became irritated, but I remember asking him "So, what is your Irish ancestry?". One of his great grandfathers was Irish... That was it. When I told him that five of my great grandparents were Irish, two of them were Scots and only one of them was English and that I already knew British and Irish history, he could not compute. Furthermore, the fact that the people in this 'Irish-American' house - my family members - were less 'Irish' than me, left him stunned. He was lucky that he didn't give the same lecture to one of my brothers. On hearing about said lecture, he said... "I would have clocked him!" - the Irish force is strong in this one. Although, I think his anger was more about his 'little sister' (I was a grown woman of 28) being made to feel uncomfortable, as opposed to the legitimacy of the historical content of the lecture. The American chap would not have felt as confident about lecturing a 6ft 3" brick sh!th0use of a bloke, as he was about lecturing a 5ft 6" woman. That's all I'm saying. Slán!

[@minecraftfox4384]

Lmfao. nice made up story.

[@graceygrumble]

@@minecraftfox4384 No, it was someone like you.

[@MrKingkz]

​@@minecraftfox4384Yank spotted 😂

[@kurtwicklund8901]

Here in the USofA I might upon introduction ask someone, "What are you?". It seems to me think this must sound strange overseas. But here it means, "From where did your family members emigrate from to the US? As a nation built upon immigration this is part of American culture. To be sure nationality can be quite important to the actual immigrants. Haitians are eating our pets! But for subsequent generations it is sort of like having a favorite sports club.

[@graceygrumble]

​@@kurtwicklund8901 It’s strange, really. We (Europeans) have history coming out of our 4rses, but ’family history’ is only thought of in terms of ’which poor sod died where, in a war?’. We all have roots from all over the place, but after one or two generations, we become ’where we are born’. Just ask my English/Latvian sister-in-law. The same is true for the Kiwis and Ozzies. I had a hilarious exchange with a Kiwi last winter/their summer, who was telling me how the British f’ed up the natural order of the ecosystem with invasive species... My reply: "You’re the British you're angry about, mate. I’m the British who stayed at home. I only rocked up the week before last!". That idea had never occurred to him. The only thing the children of the European diaspora will hold onto is a football team. Their grandparents supported - Atromitos, Bologna, Red Star Belgrade, Newcastle United (a wise choice)etc. which is slightly bizarre, but we get that. There is an ’affiliation’ status. You will be most welcome. You rock up in Lisbon wearing your granda’s Benfica shirt, when they are playing Sporting Lisbon, in Lisbon and you will ’belong’ to half of Lisbon, at that match. But, you will still be ’The American’ with a Portuguese granda.

[@wncjan]

I disagree that serving in USA is better. I prefer the servers to bring my food, thsn stay away and leave me alone to enjoy my food and my company until I flag them down

[@Ketutar]

I have never been in an USonian restaurant, so I just assumed that's the way they are doing it in real restaurants.

[@patriciamillin-j3s]

That part about sitting in the fog eating beans on toast in a football stadium just made me cry tears with laughing so hard. Just try to picture it: a few thousand people in a football stadium balancing a plate of beans on toast in their laps, then jumping up in excitement when their team scores a goal! I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@blackcountryme]

The smell after twenty minutes, squeaky bum time would have a different meaning!

[@Nothingness00000-o]

16.05, that means 4.05pm. A lot of ordinary people use 24-hour time, it's not that hard to work out. Way back when, only the Military used 24 hr time (hence why its refured to as Military time). Though threw the decades it has become used by everyone.

[@stannumowl]

For me it's a generational thing. My parents and grandparents generations mostly think in 12h format (they still often use 24h in conversations but we discussed and they convert it to 12h in head). My generation usually use 24h format (still sometimes using 12h but converting it to 24h for ourselves)

[@Ana_crusis]

Through 😂😂😂

[@olivercorrigan9169]

For me, I would speak in 12-hr time but my phone etc are all in 24-hr time

[@ItsSplatterking]

i dont understand why americans think that we have no freedom. as a brit i can do almost everything americans can!

[@WhyamIinYourfeed-q5n]

In Canada, we can get married to someone of our same sex, get an abortion, and vote for more than just two colours. It’s crazy Americans think they have it all.

[@kaproskarleto5136]

Well, tbf you have hate speech laws

[@ItsSplatterking]

@@kaproskarleto5136 that's why I said almost. I actually agree with most of the laws as it's basically online harassment

[@EvanBear]

@@kaproskarleto5136 If you think it's bad that you can't use hate speech then please stay in america. Over here we don't want a second WW2 😬

[@kaproskarleto5136]

@ItsSplatterking well, I do agree with the online harassment bit, but I think you shouldn't really be arrested for saying something online That should be more of if the person actually shows up to their house or is a genuine threat to their life or even hacking them or doxxing them is worth an arrest But for the fact of just SAYING something online and you genuinely have no intentions of harming anyone physically should just be worth a ban

[@reasonrestored9116]

Re Margot Robbie… it’s funny that the yank assumes that she is in the US. the film may well have been made elsewhere…they usually are

[@lobsters12111]

I mean, out of all the points you could make that make sense this is one that really doesn't. It's extremely easy to know where the movie was filmed, and it mostly was in California.

[@muchograndeyolatengo]

To be fair, most foreign actors that make it in the US uproot their families and move them to LA for logistical reasons. Filming is just a small part of their job. The rest is meetings, table readings, interviews, networking etc. But yeah it's not a given, but also not an unhinged presumption to have.

[@unwichtig5884]

You clearly have not been to germany when you complain about the prices of bubbly water. It’s cheap here. As it should be. And it’s fucking delicious. Because it’s standard. Also the quality of tap water is phenomenal.

[@notnurfcreanga]

i assume sparkling water is different from mineral water (also bubbly) since in my country there is a warning that if you consume too much over prolongued periods of time you may develop kidney stones

[@SR-zp4je]

German sparkling water is elite

[@banshee37]

@@notnurfcreanga In Germany sparkling water is not different to mineral water. You get mineral water with gas (carbonated) or without (Germans call it "still" or stilles Wasser (silent or silent water in English). You can also get "medium water" which is less carbonated than the "sparkling water", but still bubbly a bit, But it is the same mineral water. In Germany this is heavily regulated. Also tap water is the most regulated and controlled food in Germany. This is why it is safe to drink tap water there.

[@ifireatwill2225]

Global English Premier League viewership is 4.7 billion. The most watched sport/league in the world 😮

[@Ciofey]

Barbeque (barbecue) could be french. From wiki: "the term is derived from the French barbe à queue ("from beard to tail") signifying a whole animal being roasted on a spit". But as you say, grilling meat over fire is as old as, well, fire, so, yeah, not particulary American, or indeed any country.

[@REEbott86]

If anything the Ethiopians have that claim since it was there where the first early humans evolved and eventually first controlled fire.

[@mushroomsoupv2.060]

I'll never forget the story my dad told me how he used to work with an American (think he said he was from Louisiana), and how the guy asked my dad if he's allowed to publicly drink the beer he bought at the highway stop, to us in Croatia it's, like, a super normal thing lol

[@djw7141]

they cant drink in public but they can carry guns.

[@A_Ducky]

Oh boy @OP.. It's 1994 and I come to the USA permanently from Bosnian war. A Bosnian child who was born in the USA (about 13-14yo) asks me if I've ever seen a TV remote... Or clothes washer. 🤦‍♀️

[@mehallica666]

Oh but they have SO much freedom don't you know.

[@GuapoJhimi]

@@djw7141 Yep. We sure as frig can. Can you even own one? Oh, that's right. Your government took them away from you so you don't put your eye out.

[@GuapoJhimi]

@@A_Ducky Had you? Maybe you can go back now. Seems you made a bad choice.

[@Aureilia]

9:00 National Pancake Day is more relevant than the 4th of July 😅

[@ZacThaBarber]

All I could think of with the 1 gram of meat has 21 grams of protein was the video where it was like “I’ve got a question for ya, what’s heavier: a kilogram of steel or a kilogram of feathers? That’s right, a kilogram of steel is heavier than a kilogram of feathers because steel is heavier than feathers” 😂

[@Coyleravane]

Let's face it, if we have to pick one man to represent us to aliens, it's going to be Ryan Reynolds.

[@slake9727]

Sure, send the Canadian.

[@2sik_UK]

Id send Jeremy Kyle

[@spaghettiisyummy.3623]

I'd send Michael from Vsauce, personally.

[@persimm0n]

George is grinding out these compilations 😭🙏

[@REEbott86]

Fahrenheit is described as “0F is cold and 100F is hot” which seems simple until you realise that hot and cold are completely subjective so realistically the scale only works completely for the guy who invented it. Celsius is based off water’s behaviour at sea level: 0C Is the freezing point and 100C is the boiling point which doesn’t really mean much to humans except for the fact that it’s an objective scale based off of something tangible that normal people can test and replicate, people in Siberia don’t see 0F as particularly cold but everyone can universally agree that water freezes at 0C.

[@glacevallite5103]

As someone who is American, I can confirm that we're not all like this, but a lot of us are

[@GuapoJhimi]

Speak for yourself. We are no worse than anyone else. Ask French, Irish, English women if Americans in their country and cities are the greatest risk to their safety. You are a dissolving empire's colonies. Each day you slide further and further into a totalitarian state. Freedom of Speech. Lmao.

[@Galaxzeey]

Way too many of us

[@Ketutar]

As a non-American, I can guarantee most people don't think you are like this.

[@Galaxzeey]

@ as an American well shit this is a warning

[@callumsmith5819]

Australia actually joined in the World Wars before they were already won and has been involved in every war the U.S. has been involved in since Australia became a country lol

[@EditorOfSL]

Yep! They were in the trenches too! People forget that!

[@martinshepherd626]

And way before the septics in both world wars 🇬🇧 and 🇦🇺

[@GuapoJhimi]

Yeah. We couldn't have done it without youse guys. You've saved our bacon more than once. Where would we be without australia?

[@martinshepherd626]

@@GuapoJhimi learn some History ffs

[@chrisshepley5832]

Time we backed off I reckon. Australia's followed America into too many useless wars. Trump wants to isolate USA. Let him!!

[@arsenicgaming1]

Americans thinking they're a random culture (scottish,irish,german,italian,etc.) is hilarious. Some people understand that they have heritage from places like these and don't say "oOh I'm GeRmAn", I myself have heritage from scotland and its clear that I'm not scottish. I'm english. Its honestly so easy to understand.

[@Elriuhilu]

Barbeque is Australian, over in the usa they just put processed cheese slices on store bought mince patties, stick it on a hotplate and call it grilling.

[@lovenrg5233]

Tf are u talking about....?

[@MrFinbarz]

I think it's probably quite difficult for any nation to claim the invention of cooking with fire, unless you don't really understand what a barbecue is

[@neilgodwin6531]

Trump is banning all food except cheeseburgers next year. And dogs and cats in Springfield are rejoicing

[@MrFinbarz]

@neilgodwin6531 don't give up your day job chief.

[@infin8ee]

Southern barbeque is a distinct thing but like someone said , cooking over an open fire is basically in human DNA at this point.

[@PieterPatrick]

Bottled water is stupid and bad for the environment if the tap water is fine.

[@MrIljuha2000]

I second this. He says tap water is fine and then complains about bottled water being not cheap and I'm like: why is that a problem at all?

[@metalvideos1961]

@@MrIljuha2000 yueah dont get it in the Netherlands i can buy a 2L pack of water for 65 cents lol

[@Jill-mh2wn]

And if you have a reaction to one of the many chemicals used to purify tap water?

[@PieterPatrick]

@@Jill-mh2wn Please name one that is still in tapwater.

[@PieterPatrick]

@@Jill-mh2wn Also... Most tap water is exactly the same as mineral water in a bottle.

[@catsy-Demeter]

Leaving the European Union didn't change the fact that we are a group islands; the British isles which are off the coast of continental Europe. We are still European, we are just not in the union.

[@gloin10]

No one, repeat NO ONE, in Ireland recognises or uses the term ‘British Isles’. And even IF we did, Ireland did NOT, and will NOT, be leaving the EU!

[@Fred-gu6pk]

​@gloin10 So where are you from since you clearly recognise the term and Irishmen don't. I would suggest American but they wouldn't know about Brexit.

[@Mus.Anonymouse]

One reason US vehicles can be that big is that with a standard DL, the max vehicle weight is 11.793 kilograms (2600 pounds). (and 15 passengers or less) In Europe it is 3500 kg (7700 Pounds) (including load capacity). This is why vehicles like Hummer H1, Ford F450 are not allowed in Europe to be driven with a normal drivers license. You'll need a C (or D if you have more than 8 passengers).

[@to_loww]

However, driving licences issued before harmonisation are still valid. If you have obtained yours in Germany before 1999 you would be still allowed to drive anything up to 7500 kg and three axles.

[@grahamgresty8383]

Yes same in the UK

[@charlesyt6756]

was looking for an hour long version/ playlist of american react videos literally last night

[@ephre]

Premier League football is watched by between 1.5 and 4 billion people according to google. Indians love English football and their viewership pushes EFL over NFL on its own.

[@GuapoJhimi]

Lmao. Who gives a shit? So what?

[@amitshah9945]

That exasperated 'yeah sure' about Yank carnival chefs came from the soul. State of it.

[@BELPROJECT]

Red 40 is why I wake up every morning

[@ICanSeeYou247]

To be fair, Mexicans are American 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@ozsheila55]

And Austrian & Australian is the same.

[@EditorOfSL]

@@ozsheila55 Boy, I hope that’s sarcasm.

[@Sausagegaming-ml5fd]

I think he was being sarcastic

[@ICanSeeYou247]

@@EditorOfSL Idk, would you really be surprised if it wasn't?

[@minecraftfox4384]

Nope.

[@TheRealRedAce]

Elon Musk as a representative of humanity? Please, NO American for that!

[@stannumowl]

That's ok, he is African American XD

[@djw7141]

way better than the others tho

[@DivineFalcon]

@@stannumowl He's a South African that lied to get his US citizenship, so technically he should be a deported South African...

[@infin8ee]

The living waxwork boy? Please send him to mars to start the colony asap .

[@to_loww]

@@stannumowl Musk is even an illegal immigrant.

[@virginiaviola5097]

When ‘Irish’ Americans visit Ireland the locals should speak to them only in Gaelic. Them being so into their culture and all. Invite them to a Cèilildh for a bit of craic

[@julianaFinn]

I am so glad to be Finnish born and now living in Australia. I have freedom from health care debt and educational debt, and the minimum wage is enough to allow a single person to exist above the poverty line. Also, enjoy the lack of regular gun violence, but that's just me 😂. I love the States, a great fun place to visit, but I would not live there. Sorry. Love it for a nice holiday, though.

[@GuapoJhimi]

We love you too. Come, visit, leave your money, then GTFO.

[@douglaswolfen7820]

6:41 I absolutely love you for fact-checking, and for keeping it in the video to show how quick and easy it is

[@Nikioko]

Uber in Venice? A city in which the main roads are waterways? Well, Uber can get you from the airport to Santa Lucia Station, but definitely not to Piazza San Marco. But the best way is to take the ferry, anyway.

[@grahamgresty8383]

Actually Uber runs some water taxis on the Thames in London!

[@Dan_Ben_Michael]

Worldwide viewership for the EPL is 1.87 Billion whereas the NFL worldwide viewership is 62.5 million. Football is more popular on the world stage than the NFL.

[@infin8ee]

So is cricket, NFL doesn't come close.

[@GuapoJhimi]

So don't watch it. Who gives a shit? Nobody cares whether you watch the NFL or not. You just don't like it because there is no pansy-assed flopping in it.

[@Almanacplanting-g6o]

You never fail to surprise us!

[@PreciousPotat]

George covering his face makes me realize, again, how much I unconciously rely on lip reading to understand people, even though I'm "only" half deaf on both ears and got hearing aids.

[@AlexOfTheRhoynar]

An hour? Absolute insanity ❤

[@Ethan_Cubed]

its just a compilation of past uploads.

[@AlexOfTheRhoynar]

@Ethan_Cubed no way

[@GuapoJhimi]

It seemed so much longer.

[@PhilomenaMerritt-e5e]

You deserve so many more subs!

[@corringhamdepot4434]

I always chuckle when I see a neighbour has had AC installed, the year after a record hot summer. When the following summers are then the coolest for years. 🤣

[@GuapoJhimi]

What? No climate change? Melting ice flows. Dying polar bears? Rising sea levels? Drowned cities?

[@olgahein4384]

What is german Pasta: For example, Spätzle. Or Knöpfle. Those are specific to Baden, formerly known as the Kingdom Baden, and there are ofc similar dishes in surrounding areas. But that's a common thing in Europe (minus GB) in general and Germany is just in the middle of it, hence getting more transit for millenia.

[@davegibson79]

People who claim to take pride in their heritage, but haven't actually moved back to that country are not genuinely proud of their heritage. They're just searching for an identity and aren't satisfied with the nation they live in.

[@Ketutar]

They are also "proud" of the bits and bobs - mostly invented - they want to identify with 😀

[@cekick1525]

I’m Belgian, but according to American logic I’m partially English, Irish and Scottish, because my great-grandmother was English, my great-great-grandmother Irish and my great-great-grandfather Scottish

[@eil3ithyia]

george and the guy posting casually calling sm1 a fenian has me crackin up fs

[@kahn04]

I’m Canadian, I once had an American go off on a LONG facebook rant about how we weren’t legally independent because we never revolted against British rule (at least successfully, I think there may have been attempts). I don’t even remember what I was commenting on, it wasn’t our independence though

[@Galaxzeey]

Hmm asked my Canadian friend and he confirmed he’s a British slave, and he’s forced to pick tea leaves 13 hours a day.

[@Squagglimole]

Yeah wtf?! Bonfire is a thousand-year old tradition here giant flame crosses in the mountains

[@sorleytarrys8501]

What are you talking? Germany has pretty high Quality Standards for Tap Water you can drink it right from the Faucet and the cheapest Water Brand costs about 30 Euro Cents + 25 Cents Deposit for 1.5 Litre (0.33 Gallons).

[@pcorrigan2293]

george what mcdonalds in the uk are you stood waiting 20 minutes for the food at?!?!?! maybe 20 mins for deliveroo ?

[@djw7141]

it takes a while if its crowded. ive waited 30 mins before.

[@greyc5000]

Can't relate takes about 20 minutes even if its empty because they're always swamped with takeout orders they prioritise over eat-in orders, I've waited over an hour and a half through Ubereats before 😭

[@GuapoJhimi]

Why are you eating McDonalds? Get some haggis, blood pudding and spotted Dick, and STFU.

[@badgerbane]

'People who set their phone to military time... what next, you gonna join the army?' I already did mate. It was a good gig.

[@Galaxzeey]

Military time is just better also if you ask me, it just looks and sounds better.

[@Mandy87Marie]

Canada doesn’t include tax in price either. It’s really annoying sometimes.

[@IDoNotEvenCare20]

4:08 The funniest thing is that you can plug the plug into the plug

[@stannumowl]

35:00 if their grandparents are from Italy and they're close to grandparents I probably will agree that they can call themselves Italians. Living with direct bearers of culture from childhood is enough for my standards. It might have something to do with the fact that my parents are of different ethnicities (both Slavic btw), I speak both languages and have lived in both countries. Honestly... probably the reason why I would agree to something like that is... I am confused about myself

[@cmposting]

this is also my perspective on this kind of stuff, my mothers side of the family is from ireland and my dads side of the family is from wales, i have lived my entire life in england though i would consider myself first and foremost to be of those two rather than english because i gathered my identity and sense of self from my family, with the land i was raised in having little to do with anything

[@pegfingers]

35:26 the ironic part about this is that wi-fi is an australian invention

[@MrFinbarz]

Having a vast choice at a restaurant is very bad. It nearly always means the food will absolutely be frozen and probably processed to shit and microwaved. Chain restaurants are um awful. To be fair in Europe you wouldn't even say you went to a reataurant if its a chain restaurant.

[@GuapoJhimi]

What an elitist, and smug thing to say. I see the class based social structure is alive and well in England.

[@MrFinbarz]

@GuapoJhimi it isn't elitist or smug. It's not a comment on the customers it's a comment about rhe standard of what is provided. I have worked in hospitality for nearly 30yrs for chain concerns and independent restaurants. It's logistics more than anything. Unless you have a massive customer turnover each day to maintain a very extensive menu means many if not all menu items will be frozen.

[@Dankmangolion]

"Military time" LOL.. It's just THE TIME.

[@tommydevroe2164]

Many Americans don't understand the simpliest things. Mind-boggling.

[@_Fighta_]

Simpliest isn’t a word

[@Tux-rs7rp]

The 24 hour time is the most relevant to me because literally everyone says I’m wired for using military time when I’m not in the military, and when I say it’s normal for the entire rest of the world to not call it military time they don’t even believe me

[@ralphhathaway-coley5460]

American ~ 'America is the home of the free!' European ~ 'So you are free to cross a road anywhere, so long as it is traffic free?'

[@Jill-mh2wn]

As long as someone tells you it is OK to do so. That`s their freedom?

[@greyc5000]

​@@Jill-mh2wn It's not their freedom though? If caught they're fined for jaywalking. In Europe there is no such fine, you can cross, that's freedom. Open actions without unecessary consequence.

[@Jill-mh2wn]

@@greyc5000 Exactly what I said .If you can only cross without being fined by waiting until you are allowed by someone else ,that`s not freedom. The UK has something similar with pedestrian crossing lights ,where it`s advisable to wait but if you want to chance being run down ,it`s your funeral.

[@ralphhathaway-coley5460]

@@Jill-mh2wn Very true, and also has 'zebra' crossings (no lights) yet importantly it is not Compulsory. (for non UK peeps).

[@GuapoJhimi]

Lmao. Yeah. We get a ticket for jaywalking. Youse guys get 5 years imprisonment for forwarding a meme, Sharia Law, two-tiered law enforcement, and Harry and Megan. We win.

[@user-yv2cz8oj1k]

Americans, who don't realise that people outside the US get far better deals on the phone and internet contracts. My current one is £7 a month, 30GB data, and unlimited calls and texting. My internet hard line is £20 a month.

[@GuapoJhimi]

And all you had to give up was forwarding memes, and freedom of speech. My internet connection is $90, for200 Mbps. But, unlike youse guys, I can say pretty much what I want. But I understand. Bless your hearts.

[@mayraalejandragonzalezeraz5886]

Is there a Rome in Italy? Me : of course and it is 100% more famous that the one in the USA

[@GuapoJhimi]

"The one"? There is probably a Rome, Paris, London, Syracuse, ad infinitum, ad nauseum, in every state in the US. And yes, they are much different than the originals. There's more room, more infrastructure, more freedom here.

[@oklaftrahlegne7298]

For you the 4th of July was the most important day in your countries history. For the UK it was tuesday.

[@user-bi8ko7kc6h]

Had a very bad day, I really need this! FYI: Not only because Japan has brilliant public transport system but also because by law you need to own a parking space in order to buy a car.

[@GuapoJhimi]

We got a little more room here than Japan, and/or Great Britain. We park all over the frigging place. I routinely get in my car and drive 2000 miles (540,000 km), most of it at 70mph (mach 3). Try THAT on the M1.

[@gabogame3]

19:23 "Kaylianno!" *shows a picture of the EIFFEL TOWER* "There you go, tha-that's a good ITALIAN name"

[@Elriuhilu]

The UK doesn't even get hot enough to need aircon. What's the hottest it gets in summer, like 28°? Here in Australia we don't even put on shorts until mid-spring when it hits 30°. One time I went to the beach with some British backpackers when it was 22° outside-they were in their swimmers going "what a nice day for the beach" while I had long pants and a hoodie on to try and stay warm.

[@user-bi8ko7kc6h]

Nah. Firstly, our houses are built to trap heat. Secondly, our hottest can reach around 40c.

[@stinmkytoe]

It gets up to 40 degrees in the southeast, our houses are built for winter conditions to hold in heat, we have no aircon and we have island humidity. So on a hot summer day, we’re dealing with 30-40 degree weather at 95-100% humidity with no escape. It’s not the same as countries that are prepped for it lmao

[@djw7141]

25 degrees celsius in uk feels way hotter than 35 around the Mediterranean.

[@Kimairan]

It's almost as if different climates exist.

[@sheeparefine]

Here in norway we mostly use it to warm up the house 💀

[@aikikaname6508]

IN DEFENCE OF ‘I AM A DERRY GIRL!’ This was posted on r/DerryGirls, a show about four Irish teen girls and their English cousin growing up in Ireland during The Troubles. One of the most heartwarming quotes from the show was James (the English cousin) screaming ‘I am a Derry Girl!’ when he decides not to leave Ireland to return to England to live with his mother. This moment is proceeded by his cousin (who’s the meanest to him out of the four girls) saying: "You're a Derry Girl now James. It doesn't matter that you've got that stupid accent, or that your bits are different to my bits, because being a Derry Girl, well, it's a fucking state of mind." So the commenter was quoting the show, not being a Plastic Paddy. It is doubly appropriate since James, the character she’s quoting, is distinctly not Irish but has an Irish mother and grew up in England.

[@heathproductions8888]

perfect time to drop this

[@MickeyStartraveller]

Wait.... Loving sushi doesn't mean that I'm part samurai??? :O

[@jakedmonds]

It’s mad how Americans think that they beat and kicked the English(British) out of there country by themselves, like Spain and France helped they probably don’t even know that the Statue of Liberty is a gift from the French smh 😂😂

[@Milton_Friedmanite]

This is a perfect comment for the UK version of this video. Literally no, everybody here understands SoL is a gift from France and that the soldiers of the Revolution came from Spain and France. We especially understand we wouldn’t have won without the help of France.

[@_Fighta_]

@@Milton_Friedmaniteexactly man everyone thinks we are dumb. And I guess they can’t put it in their brains and ever wonder why we are the richest. Maybe because majority of us aren’t stupid?😂

[@permanentlybored195]

​@@_Fighta_ i dare to say its not the majority. it is just that the stupid tend to bark louder.

[@GuapoJhimi]

Yes. Quite a few know where the Statue of Liberty came from, that France and Spain helped (in their own interests) during our War of Beating the Shit Out of England. Material aid. Of course the British had to hire mercenaries, Hessians, to fight for them because of an epidemic of uncontrolled buggery which broke out within the ranks of the Redcoats.

[@InfiniteWasp360]

Just the compilation I needed

[@pattaccone]

How dare you say that , I’m 1/28th Irish - that’s unacceptable 😂😂😂

[@squidgychurch]

Loving the ads every five minutes george

[@bificommander7472]

"You only have an inalienable right to life in these 50 states." Not counting the death penalty, stand your ground laws and castle doctrine.

[@ruthgiles8926]

And also not counting that those "inalienable rights" exist in most countries outside of the USA, unlike those 50 states.

[@minecraftfox4384]

Yeah, you commit crimes, you lose your Rights.

[@lobsters12111]

It's also taught at the same time you learn about the rights that your rights only extend to where another's begin. As soon as your actions impede another persons rights, you have now forfeited some of yours depending on the situation.

[@bificommander7472]

@lobsters12111 Sounds like you have an alienable right to life then. Like in pretty much every country. The only difference is in how easily you can lose your right to life. And while there are certainly countries where your right to life is more alienable (like North Korea), the US does't seem even close to the most protective of its citizens' rights to live. If the guy claimed "In these 50 states you have a more reliable right to life than the worldwide average", then I'd be inclined to believe him.

[@Dont_Blame_Me_Edits]

16:02 i have an ice fridge and a corner sofa 😭🙏

[@NameReveal-yy7qb]

0:33 now its ireland turn

[@Meme_Lor]

Vote People for Profit!

[@NameReveal-yy7qb]

@@Meme_Lor any left wing party in power pls the right have ruled this country for too long

[@lauralouise1646]

As an irish Catholic to the Americans, please dont use the word "fenian" ever! thankyou yours sincerely, the irish and scottish people.❤

[@MalalRebooted]

I do enjoy the fact that americans remind us about the 4th of july as their "victory" - I point out, we call that day "A lucky escape". They even get upset when I celebrate 11/9.

[@MegCazalet]

A lucky escape for which side? The colonists who escaped British rule with a successful revolution? I’m genuinely hoping the interpreted that correctly because it confused me for a moment. Also, Americans who act like they kicked British butt and bring it up to random Brits 250 years later are probably MAGA shitheads. They love to scream about “1776 all over again!” (as well as another, impossible, Civil War) because they want to overthrow their own democratic government and though they say they’re patriots who love the US Constitution and love the Founding Fathers, yet want to install a dictator. Fuck those assholes. But I want to add that this particular case, I feel like 9/11 is the appropriate name for it because it happened the the US and that’s the US terminology. It’s more than just a calendar date, it’s the name of a national trauma. But it sounds like you think it’s edgy and funny to say you “celebrate” it, so I don’t expect a change. I just wanted to address that.

[@larib0t]

thank you needed this drop

[@Idunno-x5z]

i sure do love memeulous

[@that_one_pole17]

13:47 - As a Pole, I can confirm, it is difficult

[@Alex.The.Lionnnnn]

I was born in Somerset, and my family moved to Sydney when I was 2 years old. Like any sane person, I only ever say I'M FUCKING AUSTRALIAN!

[@mehallica666]

Ha ha you're a pom.

[@Alex.The.Lionnnnn]

@mehallica666 you did not!! Take that back! Ok if you see me play cricket it's probably fair...but bro...come on now. Have I ever sung a song along the lines of "it's coming home, it's coooming home?". Ok I'm probably disproportionately mad about this. 😆😆

[@FloydFreeman-z8i]

I’m currently in Northern Ireland, where I used to work we actually did celebrate the 4th of July. It was a tourist centre and we would put on a little celebration that was pretty much for Americans who were on holiday. I actually quite enjoyed it, one year an old lady from Texas brought cornbread and spare ribs and they were delicious! 😊

[@rainbowsnek]

Dude i really dont understand why do people consider "C word" a slur lmao? is it just because im aussie that i dont get it? i thought europe and aus were the only continents that even used the word in the first place, all of a sudden i see everywhere that its considered a bad word worse than any other swear. Like, when did this even happen? ive seen people call other aussie slang slurs too. and its always just, Wtf? who even, americans? definitely non-aussies for sure, but why on earth has it spread so far that fellow aussies consider them slurs in our own country?! we just let gringo americans set the laws for the planet now or what? its so baffling

[@gonzoengineering4894]

In American English it is a slur for women. Not even sure if other dialects still have a slur for women, but we got slurs for everyone over here

[@RagnellAvalon]

Using it liberally is generally seen as bogan behavior, it's a pretty big slur in upper-middle class areas.

[@SurnaturalM]

You'll never run out of content on that subject.

[@ImAmirus]

A gunship can not blow up anything. xD Its a gunship not a bomber. Those are decoy flares. It needs them, cause its so fecking slow and defenseless.

[@GuapoJhimi]

Lmao. What a maroon.

[@Galaxzeey]

@@GuapoJhimimoron*

[@seigeengine]

Okay, so "Third Country National" refers to people who aren't from this country, and aren't traveling to this country, but are there as an in-between. In the EU, this is commonly just used to mean "foreigner," but this isn't a term used in North America. What you're likely getting people confused with is the term "Third World Country" which refers to countries that weren't on either side of the cold war, and today is basically synonymous with "poor countries," since naturally countries that weren't part of the cold war were probably too poor to have a stage in international conflict.