1 Man, 27 Impressions

Which impression did you think I did the best? Let me know!
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Featuring the Voice of Broden Kelly (‪@TheAuntyDonnaChannel‬)
Written and Performed by Thomas 'TomSka' Ridgewell (‪@TomSka‬)
Co-Written by Eddie 'Eddache' Bowley (‪@eddache‬)
Shot and Edited by Elliot Gough (‪@ItsElliotGough‬)
Ad Animation by Billy Crinion (‪@BillyBCreations‬)
Special Thanks to Ed, Alice, and Todd.
CONTENT WARNINGS: Weapons, suicide jokes, cancer jokes, self-deprecating jokes, honestly just about everything your parents warned you about.
Secondary Channel (‪@TomSkaAndFriends‬​)
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[@SteeZy644]

“Can I be Frank for a minute?” Genuinely impressive joke.

[@Panzzer101]

I just got that! 🙈😂

[@Q-TebGamesNL]

Well to be frank, I'd have to change my name

[@daroldcarold3443]

@@Q-TebGamesNL stolen comment

[@Q-TebGamesNL]

@@daroldcarold3443 I stole it from a video, so does it _really_ count as a stolen comment?

[@basma.gogogo]

Gosh, I don't get it and I feel so stupid ._.

[@jordanleighton6893]

“Gotcha, he’s a sexist” fuckin killed me

[@aierce]

The announcer tried "he's a racist" at the start too, didn't work

[@Klocvverk]

you mean fduck

[@FinnCrossan]

R.I.P.

[@pillsburydoughboy1693]

DID YOU JUST ASSUME HIS, HER, OR THEIR GENDER

[@p1rig017]

F for jordan leighton ✊😔 (he died)

[@Gentlebeing]

Can't wait for 27 men, 1 impression

[@Sir_Platypus_VII]

All of their impressions will be Peter griffin

[@bhoenix3213]

@@Sir_Platypus_VII Nyeh heh heh. Hey Lois. Hey Lois. Look at me, Lois. I'm a hive mind, Lois.

[@nottherealpaulsmith]

[in unison] I’M A CHINESE MAN

[@cubisttubist]

@@bhoenix3213 The swarm Lois! Embrace the S W A R M.

[@bhoenix3213]

@@cubisttubist Peter, no!

[@Moosemeese_]

0:58 I adore that he finally used that joke it was originally supposed to be used in the vampire sketch.

[@loganreads90]

Explain.

[@bl4cksp1d3r]

@@loganreads90 Tomska told us in one of his videos that he had this line "3 Cheeses with a Free Jesus" planned for another sketch, but it didn't fit into that skript. But he liked that line, so he used it here now

[@ironicallyscreaming]

"Spot of tea? Giveusyourcountry." Accurate.

[@Jeremyjji]

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[@Jeremyjji]

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[@Jeremyjji]

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[@Silvers-Channel]

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[@i7cambo949]

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[@Tostilocos.]

Tomska truly chooses quality over quantity

[@thecosmicalcat]

no, he chooses both!

[@critch7514]

I would rather wait for 1 tomska video a year than watching daily uploads with the quality of a 2016 Paul brothers vlog

[@icantthinkofacreativenamei8274]

No he choose quantity over quantity

[@doomslayer6380]

That PFP, it scares me

[@alsoar2282]

@@doomslayer6380 it’s kinda hot doe

[@Axiolux]

1:23 reminds me of when I went to FlipOut once and they told us we weren’t allowed to do any flips whatsoever

[@TheAustralianIdiot]

"So look at our name... and do NONE of that"

[@calowenby1654]

To me, this video is just as iconic and unforgettable as all the ASDFMovies.

[@ethanudall]

That “a toast” joke was top tier genius

[@SoulSukkur]

i personally thought it was the least funny of the bunch. after the bi sportscaster, i was on guard for wordplay, and I felt he telegraphed the punchline pretty hard.

[@dangquang524]

I still dont get the scientist and the boyboy ones

[@rajingdragon3764]

@@dangquang524 You'd expect a scientist to make a huge breakthrough in the field of, well, science, as they were introduced as a scientist. It subverts your expectations however and it's revealed that the huge breakthrough was actually that they discovered that they are transgender. The word cowboy consists of 2 words, cow and boy. The word yeehaw consists of yee and haw. Cow=yee, boy=haw. So a boycow would be haw+yee, instead of yee+haw.

[@dangquang524]

@@rajingdragon3764 Thanks man. But the cowboy part I mean the "Why so funny? You wouldnt get it" part.

[@rajingdragon3764]

@@dangquang524 It's probably because the narrator for the video was in Anty Donna's big 'ol house of fun (hope I spelled that right) and he was a cowboy in one episode (?). I haven't watched the show, but it's probably because the narrator made a cowboy joke and Tom just made a cowboy joke. Hope that somewhat makes sense

[@doddleoddle]

HEY CAN I BE FRANK FOR A MINUTE

[@234o93]

I guess?

[@harchosmia]

Uh...a ghost!

[@crusadercod4231]

@@harchosmia B U R S T

[@julianmandujano8600]

Ye ye

[@sneakysquid1305]

Sure

[@dreamlight2004]

The ‘scientist making a breakthrough’ joke was basically me at university 👍

[@mnm1273]

congrats

[@Pirateboi-vt5rp]

ay congrats, fellow trans person here 🏳️‍⚧️

[@erikdahl6861]

impressive!

[@QueenCole1337]

Yo, me too. *Spiderman pointing meme*

[@mad2fan2018]

2:16 That part made me laugh so hard!

[@shadowharry2344]

Same

[@FandubsBySimone]

Also the cow-cow part made people laugh a little

[@DR-Crimson]

Ha-ha

[@tommycalnan8229]

​@@DR-Crimson what's so funny?

[@user-mr2qu1kc7y]

You wouldn't get it.

[@beeplesneep]

I am SO happy they finally got “three cheeses with a free Jesus” into a sketch

[@TheBlightyGamer]

Trying to remember where they mentioned it before. Its bothering me

[@manxuma123]

@@TheBlightyGamer same. I think it was a CONTENT vid from the 2nd channel.

[@mememan2404]

@@manxuma123 it was fun facts and fuck ups.

[@ProudlyIdiotic]

This could have been what that video turned into

[@MultiCoolcool1]

Too good to waste, man

[@hunterrulz609]

"Here's your 3 cheeses, with a free Jesus." "Thank you, here's your tip."

[@vive335]

Wow didn’t know it was that easy

[@CasualGamerDude]

"And lets flip the script"

[@joshlloyd5609]

whats funny is that he wanted to use that line in 'let me in' but i dont know why he didnt

[@axolotl0424]

Finally, he got to use that punchline

[@novacorponline]

@@joshlloyd5609 Probably because the line would give away the main punchline which was that he wasn't actually a vampire.

[@saph_uwu]

the movement from a short person talking to a tall person, and then a really bad suicide helpline, and then a really good suicide helpline, but a really bad trampoline instructor, it's just... beautiful, chefs kiss mwah

[@TheGrammarPolice7]

*Chef's

[@RichConnerGMN]

nice pfp

[@MrHammSpamm64]

2:18 I like how he flips the gun the other way 😂

[@mrberza9645]

I didnt notice

[@duderyandude9515]

“Someone who thinks the word duck starts with an f” “Fduck!”

[@HorrificHGgames]

Quack

[@cardnal44]

@KohlDoesStuff how? It's just a quote from the video and nothing else.

[@gyisdoingstuff9561]

@KohlDoesStuff uh exactly what cardnal said

[@gyisdoingstuff9561]

@KohlDoesStuff well of course it's funny its Tom's joke.

[@ASliceOfYoyleCake]

@KohlDoesStuff shouldn't tom be the one you're calling underrated? I mean this guy just said what he said but he deseves the attention?

[@corkiecurlycookie897]

"Get back into the kitchen where you belong." "Gotcha, he's sexist."

[@MacBack123]

No!!

[@squazguy]

A girl wanting a very temporary sex change.

[@brooooo6490]

@@squazguy Can I be frank for a minute?

[@John_g_pinetree]

A parent who named their child after their father

[@EribusDee]

A cowboy

[@iduno3592]

I was happily surprised to hear the soothing voice of broden kelly as I opened this video, not the crossover we deserved... but the crossover we needed.

[@sohamsengupta6470]

Do you mean MANBOST

[@l_Tea]

Do you mean COWDOY?

[@JohnnyCenter25]

How is no one talking Broden Kelly doing the voiceover!? Aunty Donna is great and I just want more crossovers with Tomska

[@woodfur00]

The fact that the "Chinese man" and "little sponge man" were both better American accents than the "American man" is just the cherry on top I think

[@alexp6013]

I was really afraid for Tom when the narrator told him to impersonate a Chinese man. No matter what he did, he would've offended people... Unless he went to absurd comedy.

[@sarahispan5014]

Homestuck detected

[@SofaPop.]

They were all Danny devito impressions

[@Bagel.404]

Also the Pizza guy

[@amino-acid]

@@sarahispan5014 what detected?

[@DSMWannabeLinguist]

A NordVPN impression: “Hey, can I be France for a minute?”

[@atlar8651]

you can, but do you want to? there's alien out there

[@XDRosenheim]

And that really is the only thing it does. Doesn't protect your data, privacy, or any other claim.

[@Otamatone69]

You mean French? Or do you just want to transform into the entire country of France

[@pokeguy742]

@@Otamatone69 "Yes, hello, I'm France. No, as in the entire country."

[@Otamatone69]

@@pokeguy742 understandable mate, have a nice day

[@sensudubs4421]

Me: You can't sumarize all of british history in 3 seconds! Tomska: 0:11

[@EllpaFox47]

So true tho

[@ciarandaragh8676]

About 100% of English history

[@julispears4949]

India, Australia and America approve of this message

[@yaboifriskygon]

@@julispears49491/4 of the world agrees with this

[@manwhoiswelsh]

Replace country with territory and you got it

[@PineapplePizza-tl1vs]

cowboy: "yee-haw" boy cow: "haw-yee" cow cow: "yee-yee" boy boy: "haw-haw" "what's so funny? "you wouldn't get it"

[@charleslapoint615]

I still don't get it :(

[@bigmanitb]

"AYY, I'm an American man!" "AYY, I'm a Chinese man!" They both look Italian to me

[@nickspencerfishingrodd2383]

*wut*

[@swansyboy8512]

uhhh- AYY, I'm a Italian a-man!

[@suji1666]

Guys he found the funny

[@swansyboy8512]

@@suji1666 That's nice, but _mom said it's my turn on the funny_

[@TroglodyteTim]

Haha! That's a good "A Racist" impression! I LOVE IT!

[@Just_Ben_YT]

Teacher: what sound does a cow make? Kindergartener: moo Teacher: then why did you put "yee yee?"

[@raiden8929]

You wouldn’t get it

[@thenyan3095]

Because that’s the sound a cowcow makes

[@australiankappa8123]

wouldnt it just be yee

[@MrTheta78]

@@australiankappa8123 Agreed

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@Personwhopersons]

All of these impressions are spot on! Very accurate.

[@timedanimates8026]

I love how it goes from goofy to depressing to spongebob

[@CrackerMilk]

Please come do your impressions with us on our funny internet channel. Please. I need that Chinese man impression.

[@GoofyHanz]

Ooo Verified KZbinr with no likes

[@TomSka]

I would die for you, CrackerMilk

[@bumsicle27]

@@TomSka hi mr tom

[@meatilicious1900]

As a man from China, I can say that [REDACTED]

[@crusadercod4231]

@@TomSka aye yo hey want ze 3 cheezes

[@Elesarr]

"gotcha, he's a sexist" this has to be one of the funniest videos i've seen god damn. if this isn't a popular video in 6 years i'm

[@xfi6658]

i'm

[@kieranmcginley1262]

A cliffhanger. I'm...

[@SodaMehPop]

...I'm...

[@davidgomezblanco3180]

I'm

[@lorddememe]

420 likes

[@stoobidthing]

"Oh my God I'm Trans!" Is still my favorite line

[@Drekromancer]

This entire video has immense r/BoneHurtingJuice energy. Almost every joke is based on building new context around a normal saying, and it's very clever! Well done.

[@kaderen8461]

As a Chinese man I can confirm that we do say "I'M A CHINESE MAN" all day long, and yes, pandas DO fly

[@theoneandonlyjim902]

Oh shit I KNEW IT

[@theoneandonlyjim902]

THEY ALL SAID I WAS CRAZY

[@raiden8929]

@@theoneandonlyjim902 a true chad

[@theoneandonlyjim902]

Engineer Gaming

[@engineergaming7917]

@@theoneandonlyjim902 wait a damn minute partner

[@OneShotQuesters]

The king of sketch comedy is back!!

[@jackysbin3860]

YEAAAA BOIS

[@jackkp9633]

Verified pog

[@Honeybeexl]

@@jackkp9633 pog

[@a.m.jsSTATS]

4

[@Drunken_MadMan]

Indedd he is

[@___________________._]

With technos death I can never see this the same

[@Therosesfrombeond]

1:49 this is how I reacted to my huge breakthrough 🏳️‍⚧️

[@giulgu17]

I think you meant to type 1:39 instead of 1:49

[@notputingmyname]

1:49 could be how it happened

[@Anarqism]

you turned to paige

[@ghisstl.w.9059]

These aren’t cheap laughs mate, these are well-deserved laughs that you deserve

[@User23-L-23]

@hyperjax605 gaming I think they know that they're just being nice ;-;

[@sgazzo8712]

He sucks :)

[@schhur]

@@sgazzo8712 N O

[@sgazzo8712]

@@schhur i dont even know what happen 7 months ago, i was just probably joking but with all die respect i plead sorry to this court for my stupid comment, probably one of the best channels and my state has a his traduction too

[@schhur]

@@sgazzo8712 oh sorry

[@heyitsuhhh306]

The transition from "Sad, aging, and alone" to "Spongebob Squarepants" was beautiful.

[@Lex_thebearqueen]

Y E S

[@llampaca5849]

Ehhh I’m a little sponge man

[@coal8895]

What does the little whisper say?

[@heyitsuhhh306]

@@coal8895 it's more of a far away shout that goes "Where's ASDFMovie 14!?"

[@that_UNDERTALE_GUY250]

i've watched the entirety of spongebob and i can say that he indeed says "eyyyy im a little sponge man"

[@MamutaPWIP]

The “fduck” one was genius

[@TheAdvertisement]

"A girl wanting a very temporary sex change." "Can I be Frank for a minute?" Ok that one got me. Almost sounds like a body snatcher though-

[@nonsensicalhumanoid]

why tf you everywhere

[@OncelerKidsAreCringe]

@@nonsensicalhumanoid Mayo

[@madtchap3450]

@@nonsensicalhumanoid if you see him everywhere you are also everywhere

[@SurrKas]

@@madtchap3450 :O

[@fofspicyeyes]

@@nonsensicalhumanoid Advertising

[@-DukeFishron]

Tomska is like terraria, he never dies, he only comes back stronger

[@x3n0megawesome42]

Agreed

[@kndakaridope5021]

Why do you have to spawn tornadoes that throw sharks at me

[@VariousVariety]

Preach this script in churches and call it a new religion.

[@-DukeFishron]

@@gameoverdestroyer720 what???

[@whimzy3256]

Ayy 420 likes

[@johnsatan117]

"A scientist who made a major breakthrough" "Oh my God, I'm trans" Perfect

[@dereksflying]

The stage four hits different after technoblade

[@Pacboy2775]

Bro Not cool

[@JP12345]

I still believe the fduck joke is genuinely one of the best pieces of comedy ever created

[@NotEmilio]

Your profile pic is the most cursed thing I've ever seen

[@mythos2490]

All of these deserve to be put in the comedy hall of fame it’s so clever

[@ewanb1086]

@@NotEmilio yo we both gay

[@sharkyslegoandotherstuff]

it is a good subversion of expectations

[@SomeStupidSketchShowGuy]

it's a good joke but Smosh did beat em to it in "Rejected Videos"

[@HanzTheODST]

“Oh my god, I’m trans” that was too fucking good

[@Mahmoud.Kiblawi]

Wait I don’t get it I thought it was just random

[@sawyerswitzer]

@@Mahmoud.Kiblawi it's because they are making a breakthrough, but with it being a scientist you would think it's science related

[@Mahmoud.Kiblawi]

@@sawyerswitzer oh that’s what I thought, too. But when this guy said that I got confused and then I realised that there was no other meaning.

[@Gustavo-po9bd]

2:01

[@tomaspyburn4478]

@@sawyerswitzer it is science related

[@qualytii]

This can’t already be 2 years old

[@hory-portier]

I checked out your channel 1st time in about 2 years, and I'm surprised to see some great content still appearing from time to time. I'm glad you are still somewhat active around here. I kind of grew up around your videos.

[@ob2kenobi388]

"EYYY, I'M A LITTLE SPONGE MAAAAN!" I'd pay for Tom Kenny to say this.

[@Johncornwell103]

GoFundMe?

[@calowenby1654]

It would be amazing if Clancy Brown voiced Spongebob for one episode just to say this.

[@enderskapep.4313]

But say it the way Tom does with this heavy, new york, almost Danny DeVito-esque delivery.

[@kit4akat]

Same

[@roseabellaedenton6865]

Lol same

[@TheThirdPrice]

You just tricked me into watching a bunch of puns It was fucking fantastic

[@sirdawsiii]

fducking fantastic more like

[@TheThirdPrice]

@@sirdawsiii touche

[@Klocvverk]

no fducking fantastic you spelled it wrong

[@TheBigGlober68]

I finally got that refrigerator joke

[@wujus2]

"Hello? You've died?" - expression on Tom's face was hilariously spot on 😆

[@MoonPatch]

I love how Tom has been sitting on the '3 cheeses with a free Jesus' punchline for so long without a skit to put it in. So he just made this entire video JUST to get it out of his system.

[@sambromley7616]

Did Tom do a behind the scenes where he talked about this?

[@MoonPatch]

@@sambromley7616 uhhh sort of, he said about the 'come in' skit that originally instead of a vampire it was supposed to be a Jehova's Witness trying really hard to get into your house to tell you about Jesus Christ, and one of the gags would be them disguising as a pizza delivery guy who would use the 'three cheeses with a free jesus' line. However he couldn't come up with a good punchline and eventually decided to make the fact that they're a Jehova's Witness the punchline instead.

[@lavender188]

I greatly appreciate the lore explanation!

[@kellanlevi5663]

It's a good fucking line I'm constantly looking for an excuse to use it

[@kellanlevi5663]

@@sambromley7616 I believe it was in "fun facts and fuck ups"

[@TheGlitterNet]

HE GOT THE “THREE CHEESES WITH A FREE JESUS” JOKE IN! HE ACTUALLY DID IT! ABSOLUTE MADLAD

[@athenamuldrow1664]

DREAMS REALLY DO COME TRUE

[@woobyy]

content gang RISE UP

[@TheGlitterNet]

@@woobyy I believe in DarkSquidge supremacy

[@woobyy]

@@TheGlitterNet so true

[@rueby2kool]

As always: brilliantly written and edited. Great video!

[@Enteringdullsville]

The flying panda and the underwater eagle are criminally underrated sight gags.

[@memezk]

I love how at 1:18 he says "you've died" and it sounds like he's trying his best to hold in his laugh.

[@sleepymint_o1050]

I have dark humour, that one was my favourite. It was well done

[@miles2937]

this.. this part got me. 💀

[@cones914]

@@sleepymint_o1050 WHOA CAN'T SAY THAT DUDE! Times have changed and now we say humor involving death.

[@sleepymint_o1050]

@@cones914 Ah yes. My humour consists of that which you may refer to as 'humour involving the satirical mention of an individuals' or general conception of death played into a manner that could be found humorous by the targeted audience.'

[@TheKewlPerson]

Best part is the way he says it makes it seem like the guy told him they died

[@zaneflynt01]

"A spot of tea perhaps?" *pulls out a random weapon* " G i v e U s Y o u r C o u n t r y . "

[@ajfireninja9012]

"Ay im an American man!"

[@K_is_a_victim]

Soinds about right

[@ceoofcats8039]

"......Ay im a chinese man!"

[@blitzcreekk]

“Uh oh, guys! Time for stage 3...”

[@ajfireninja9012]

@@blitzcreekk "Uh oh guys its time for stage 4...." :-(

[@ErutuffLOL]

I haven't laughed in many days, tomSka being the best KZbin comedian as always!

[@justinlamphere2950]

I’m currently playing SpongeBob in a production of the SpongeBob musical and I can confirm that I do say “ayyye I’m a little sponge maaan!” in that voice in the show!

[@fab9269]

every tomska video just feels like tom is screaming for help and coming out at the same time

[@Racso-oscaR]

Yeh

[@parsnipguy2986]

(relatable humour)

[@Banks_B]

Is your profile picture a broom that’s upside down?

[@EpicNerdsWithCameras]

But he's so straight!

[@YellowScar2014]

@@Banks_B Yes, Why wouldn't a broom have that as his photo?

[@LambdaMiscellaneous]

"Have you heard of surfshark?" "yes" "Doesn't matter." sponsors in a nutshell

[@bozmundarts2614]

Y e a h

[@TekRonan]

At least it's not another Raid Shadow Legends sponsor...

[@redactedallvegemight8415]

Hey lambda!

[@LambdaMiscellaneous]

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[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@Shayhammowolf]

0:30 Techno be like. ... is it too soon for this? I'm sorry humour is how I cope.

[@YNEA.]

Too soon but lmao technoblade never dies

[@astolfuwu_0721]

there is no "too soon" if your jokes are to express something positive

[@luigipowdemo6458]

Mourning is important... 😔 Technoblade Never Dies. 😌

[@Pacboy2775]

Bahahahaa I hate cancer

[@Jack.colbert]

This was my first tomska vid and it showed me everything I needed

[@mattfromwiisports7970]

This guy is literaly the only dude that can film suicide and can get monetized.

[@eggishere415]

So true lol

[@StupidEdits]

You mean his vlogs

[@mattfromwiisports7970]

@regular mobile gamer haha

[@anthonyatanasoff3703]

I mean, he did put content warning at the beginning, so it should comply with the rules?

[@pinkuisntniku6521]

Its because he makes it funny unlike jake paul who just laughed at people committing suicide.

[@jamo62]

The connection from "a short person talking to a tall person" to "a really bad trampoline instructor" is just amazing

[@horseoperamarker]

the connection was from "a really good suicide hotline" to "a really bad trampoline instructor"

[@jamo62]

@@horseoperamarker short to tall: how's the weather up there Bad helpline: how's the weather up there (same line) Good helpline: don't jump (same place) Trampoline instructor: don't jump (same line)

[@juliab1954]

@@jamo62 yooo it’s Jamo 😳 i’m in your twow

[@jamo62]

@@juliab1954 o_0

[@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917]

@@jamo62 with extra line (hello You're died? And that doesn't seems right)

[@CoasterJam18]

the toast joke is comedy genius

[@mysterygamingthesandwich]

A man at a wedding who is very hungry: I'd like to make a toast

[@MiddyDark23]

HES BACK!!!! ❤️

[@rufjejjgiejfirjf]

Pog

[@azurax9553]

And he's black... wait no!

[@jaydaminion8304]

The return of the king

[@linkmain6840]

In hell jk

[@theholyegg6917]

He is indeed

[@6p-ss9]

HES BACK, BY GOD HES BACK

[@Lord_of_piss]

Some how

[@oefest5252]

And more depressed than ever!

[@Punchmadelite]

Congrats to everyone who is early and who found this comment 💥

[@h4ppym0nday]

h e l l o

[@6p-ss9]

@@h4ppym0nday hola padre

[@thedarkoracle4807]

The cowboy bit fills me with so much joy. I love this channel.

[@azoz5542]

0:28 this hits different now, RIP techno

[@hams_cool]

i did not think of technoblade at all while watching that clip, now i'm sad. why did you do thi

[@Qoobon_]

It doesn't hit any different

[@DaveDexterMusic]

"I'm losing myself" is my favourite tomska line now

[@souljynx]

*meself

[@lavender188]

10/10 delivery

[@OK-fo5tm]

I'm losin' meself*

[@lesser_thesecond1198]

Same

[@DaveDexterMusic]

@@souljynx does... does it _really_ matter

[@kitkatzinix]

He finally worked in the "three cheeses with a free Jesus" joke. I'm so proud.

[@RoboJean1994]

I am convinced that the entire video only exist because of that one lol

[@gabrielangelic8070]

us too

[@kung-borean30]

I kinda forgot where this joke came from. Care to help me out here?

[@gabrielangelic8070]

@@kung-borean30 Tom told it in a trivia vid I believe...

[@Summergch]

@@kung-borean30 It was the original joke that was supposed to be the "Let me in" video. As Gabriela said, he explained that in a video. It was supposed to be obvious Jehovah's witness trying to get in with lots of puns but he scraped it for the vampire trying to get in who wasn't a vampire after all but a Jehovah's witness.

[@shaypah6924]

2 years on and this is still genius

[@Nashyj495]

That "I'm losing myself" cut real deep

[@Louisepentland]

Can relate to the sad and ageing part lol. *cries with you*

[@egual3102]

*Shits pants aggressively*

[@FrijolesLIVE]

Hi

[@wartygourd]

hello Louise! nice to see you!

[@random_kid.mp4343]

I know SpongeBob is really sad

[@wartygourd]

@@Bagel_Le_Stinky she's from the UK, they spell things differently.

[@funnyname6169]

“Spot of tea? GIVE US YA COUNTRY” Killed me 😂

[@sillyT_T]

Exchange: You get: A cup of tea Britain gets: your country

[@scoutbite4334]

@@sillyT_T China: how bout you get tea and our country eh?

[@nickspencerfishingrodd2383]

@@sillyT_T "ah yes, the negotiator"

[@yumiendercat3685]

As an English person, I can confirm that we ask for a spot of tea and then threaten people into giving us their countries

[@KingAndrew07]

The monicle falling off was perfect too.

[@tomsatiro7837]

for some reason the ''can i be frank'' joke hits me so hard lol

[@Inkpaws9162]

No matter how many years pass or how old I get watching Tomska's videos never fail to pull a laugh out of me. I'll always be a happy subscriber; love you Tom!

[@quanmach3887]

A cowboy: Yee-Haw A boycow: Haw-Yee A cowcow: Yee-Yee A boyboy: Haw-Haw A coybow: Yaw-Hee

[@OscarBobbIsTheGOAT]

A cowgirl: Wah-Eey

[@Kokatsona]

@@OscarBobbIsTheGOAT A girlcow: Eey-Wah

[@mr.v7244]

A yobyob: Wah-wah

[@tridiots3681]

@@OscarBobbIsTheGOAT a cowgirl: angh deeper

[@saradwatsen4355]

Michael Jackson: Hee-Hee

[@tomchaney6085]

You know what, the laughs may be cheap, but when they taste just as good as the name brand, that's just good sense.

[@himanbam]

You should also look at the nutritional information. Make sure you eat 500 g of sodium a day or whatever

[@ijustwanticecream7216]

0:30 damn. That hit, maybe a bit too hard

[@decorativewingdings]

1:39 omg congrats scientist on coming out

[@NegativeLegend]

I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. This is going right into my favorites playlist.

[@Eireyes622]

Hey Negative Legend

[@eclipsethezorua1905]

Good idea, Imma do that too!

[@Thor_the_Doge]

great idea

[@fruitpigenthusiast120]

Ok checkmark

[@dandragonz3483]

Hey, aren’t you the guy who fuels my childhood nostalgia?

[@Hanklet69]

the entirety of the cowboy bit got me. "yeehaw" "hawyee" "yeeyee" "haw haw" was the best

[@aaronkordish7948]

Considering the narrator, and I know this has already been said, but he really should have done a "Cowdoy" joke.

[@georginaanbarasi2522]

same i was literally laughing at that for a good minute lmao

[@samsthebeztatstuff8885]

Timestamp

[@glitchbreak4970]

it was beyond amazing

[@glitchbreak4970]

@@samsthebeztatstuff8885 it starts here 2:16

[@RightAwayProductions005]

0:28 survived cancer here, that joke fucking got me😂

[@Jorpda]

Alternate American man “Spot of coffee, get out of our country”

[@bobdbldr9979]

Best part is when Elliot yells “where’s asdfmovie14?” in the background

[@SilverGamingFI]

Timestamp?

[@bobdbldr9979]

@@SilverGamingFI 2:47

[@Brtalo]

i noticed that too

[@glitchybeast7129]

AND THATS WHEN GLITCHY BEAST THE TIME TRAVELER COMES IN! ME!

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[@tigeryeet4016]

Being Chinese myself, I can say that the Chinese man was the best impression.

[@EllpaFox47]

I think I have a better one “What’s China like? Well, I can’t complain.”

[@nottherealpaulsmith]

true, i visited shenyang a few years ago and all i could hear was people yelling "I'M A CHINESE MAN" in terrible brooklynite accents

[@The_WildBoar]

the transitions between the impressions are amazing

[@Jaxie32]

0:30 this aged poorly

[@AxoTheGamer]

How so

[@Jaxie32]

@@AxoTheGamer I don't even remember making this comment, I wouldn't know

[@theboi1430]

​@@Jaxie32 i think technoblade (Rip)

[@Hutch2Much]

he finally got to use that “three cheeses with a free jesus” punchline

[@thespacementv1506]

Ew furry.

[@blueee0088]

From where it is?

[@tafua_a]

@@blueee0088 In his Fun Facts and Fuckups #CONTENT video, he said that Let Me In originally was supposed to be about a Jehova's Witness trying various disguises to be let in, including a pizza delivery guy who would say "did somebody order a three cheeses with a free Jesus?"

[@Hutch2Much]

@@thespacementv1506 OwO!!!!! hewwo thewe >:3 [glomps u] hehehe, awe u excited to see me?? [nuzzles u] uwu

[@maypulsoyrup8569]

@@Hutch2Much stop

[@AreYouNormalBass]

Somehow Tom managed to do an impression of Danny DeVito multiple times without any mention of Danny DeVito

[@JimXOfficialChannel]

True

[@julianmandujano8600]

When?

[@JameyMcQueen]

@@julianmandujano8600 "I'M THE TRASH MAN!" - Danny Devito

[@julianmandujano8600]

@@JameyMcQueen oh

[@julianmandujano8600]

@@JameyMcQueen no he doesn't

[@silVApax]

"Spot of tea?" "Give us your country."

[@Void.Jester]

3 years later, and I swear this is still one of the best sketches video on the whole KZbin platform 🎉

[@aduckwithayoutubechannel]

Fun fact: The “Three cheeses with a free Jesus” was originally going to be from the ‘Let Me In’ sketch. Instead of using the fact that the vampire is a Jehovahs Witness as a punchline, the video was supposed to be about a missionary. In the video, he would’ve said “Three cheeses with a free Jesus”.

[@The_Master_Chief_117]

It Great he finally got to use it

[@Krispy-Klips]

Dark squidge viewers be like

[@spiderping1109]

Fduck

[@tijmen131]

In which video did Tomska mention that?

[@The_Master_Chief_117]

@@tijmen131 In Tom‘s video fun facts and fuck ups

[@breakfast82]

I snorted at the “three cheeses with a free Jesus part”

[@breakfast82]

@@kingofnorthdakota made it even funnier tbh

[@A_very_good_cheese]

Ah yes Cheesus

[@chesusfriest4323]

@@A_very_good_cheese Have you called me.

[@A_very_good_cheese]

@@chesusfriest4323 yea and i have a very important question

[@raptorzpackgaming8860]

@@chesusfriest4323 what. The fu-

[@TimeMaster131]

I was very disappointed we didn’t get a Cowdoy cameo when we got to the cowboy section and seeing that Borden narrates this video.

[@cinnamontoast2833]

I cant believe i didnt get the cancer reference till just now 😭