What is the best asdfmovie joke?

[@TomSka]

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[@jetdombrowski9807]

Ok

[@Domgingus]

Wow Raid shadow legends sounds cool I'm going to download it today 😃👍

[@zentiph]

r

[@jaguarstudiosoffical9091]

Yes I was born now

[@itz_ashane6886]

DEAD

[@maddie9602]

Tomska analyzing his own sense of humor: Tomska increasingly concerned by his own sense of humor:

[@thephoenixsystem6765]

You forgot the timestamps

[@nikkoa.3639]

@@thephoenixsystem6765 Here's the timestamp to when he does both 0:00

[@thephoenixsystem6765]

@@nikkoa.3639 2shey

[@gizmop0ny]

Its beautiful

@@thephoenixsystem6765 'touché'

[@sophiamalcolm2119]

"Observably well-fed" is the most polite fat joke I've ever heard.

[@sh1nyman483]

I think that description originated in the short story "The Landlady."

[@c3slayer72]

What’s welfed

[@noveris6538]

He got some baby birthing hips

[@noveris6538]

@@c3slayer72 what do u think

[@ahalfsesameseedbun7472]

@@c3slayer72 he called himself large

[@KapitanWasTaken]

I don't understand why but I can't stop laughing after watching the "perfect" joke. I think the Tom Scott's voice was used perfectly.

[@fishmad122]

Tom Scott is the best celebrity get hands down

[@Vulkanprimarch]

I really want him to put the perfect joke into the ranked sketches website and see how well it ranks! FOR SCIENCE!

[@maname6303]

Wdym “you don’t understand” your laughing because it’s the perfect asdf movie joke you answered your own question smh 🤦‍♂️.

[@timmcdaniel6193]

I didn't realize it was Tom Scott until you mentioned it. Thank you.

[@LsdRaccoon]

BananaShake09 whoosh

[@MulletSensei]

My favourite thing about the farting butt jokes (apart from an old fashioned juvenile laugh) is that in Tom’s vlogs leading up to that asdfmovie he repeatedly mentioned that the concept was silly and people would probably hate the jokes, and once the episode released the response was immediately overwhelmingly negative. He knew no one would like it, he very quickly regretted it, but the idea made him laugh once and he decided “fuck it” and put it in. Truly the farting butt is the ultimate symbol of artistic integrity.

[@zapzap1485]

Interesting, farting butt is standing up for something now lol

[@bruhkakke]

i personally still laugh at the butt jokes to this day tbh

[@gabe_s_videos]

ngl, the butt jokes grew on me.

[@evil001987]

What he didn't analyze are the order in the appear can certainly make a difference. As he stated before, sketches where nothing unexpected happened didn't perform so well. However in a full asdfmovie where every clip before something random happened, putting in a video where nothing unexpected happened can make a huge difference to keep the viewers on the toes. So was the butt jokes good or bad for the entire video over all, even though the standalone clips wasn't very liked? Aaaand... thats a little bit harder to test.

[@gabe_s_videos]

@@evil001987 My friend, explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog: you can pick it apart to figure out how it works, but the damn thing is dead.

[@LilDeuceDeuce]

Telephone robbery and goodbye world are two of my personal favourites and I'm pleasantly surprised to see them ranked so high

[@ObjectsInMotion]

Honestly my favorites are all the ones you've musically backed. I unironically listen to "Everybody do the Flop" and the opening themes in my normal music playlist all the time. You're amazing!

[@jonas162]

the salad saga was priceless

[@skythedragon7897]

Telephone robbery and I want to go to the moon are my favorites but this one here is hilarious. It hurts to breathe

[@crispi0toast95]

My favorites are mine turtle and no dont jump

[@MinecraftKarol2005]

youll never take me alive trumpet guy

[@kellenivanuck1447]

I never realized that the character regurgitating another character was a joke connected to another asdf movie until now.

[@Jan_Koopman]

Same

[@LeRawNugretaw]

Neither wtf

[@JonathanScarlet]

Likewise.

[@MartijnPeek]

Me2

[@davidwuhrer6704]

ikr

[@alexkempken8113]

My favorite asdfmovie skit is this one: “Doctor I’m afraid of backstories.” “When did this all start?” “Well- AAAAAAAAAAA”

[@eoincampbell1584]

underated

[@Brass_Buckle]

@@eoincampbell1584 leave him be

[@calatwork7308]

@@Brass_Buckle what

[@datoneguy2361]

This is probably where that meme originated from

[@Eshyyyyy]

@@Brass_Buckle do you know what underrated means

[@daanroelofs119]

The fact Desmond got eaten by the girls and didn't just decompose over several decades is amazing

[@caps_lock]

you cant decompose on the moon cause theres no oxygen

[@daanroelofs119]

@@caps_lock decomposition doesnt always need oxygen. There is fermentation for example. There are also plenty anaerobic micro organisms that dont need oxygen reproduce or feed themselves. A lot of bacteria in our body dont fare well with an abundance of oxygen and would be more likely to cause damage when the aerobic micro-organisms would die.

[@caps_lock]

@daanroelofs119 good point but anaerobic micro organisms dont really survive well in a vacuum and temperatures ranging from -130 C to 120 C

[@daanroelofs119]

@@caps_lock I dont know much about the human microflora, but while they could survive at -130C for a long time, some thermophilic bacteria actually thrive between 40 and 122 C now, the sun would probably destroy most of our body well before that happens though. The vacuum would indeed be an issue in the long run huh. I guess ill keep it at the body slowly disintegrating from high levels of radiation

[@DrDrao]

@@caps_lock Neither do little girls, to be fair.

[@TessHex]

Okay, but the "mathematically perfect asdfmovie joke" actually had me wheezing. You're a good egg, Tom. In fact, you're the entire good chicken.

[@AndrewTaylorNintyuk]

I did like the effectively Committee built sketch, but each sketch loses something when watched in isolation. ADSF Movie works so well as it just keeps you riding the funny train all the way to the station

[@oneish7454]

Can eat the chicken

[@Oblivion9873]

It was actually funny and OH HEY TOM SCOTT NICE. Honestly though, I think it's only funny because of the zoom in on the dogs face. That's what makes the sketch.

[@silverchoweez]

I must say, it's the "I wasted my life !" after the sketch that cracked me up. 🤣

[@SpaghettiEnterprises]

@@oneish7454 correct

[@teclinsoro4523]

“the girl who got kicked to the moon didn’t die. who do you think ate desmond?” this changes *everything*

[@alexnielson5379]

SOmebody noticed!!!

[@Slipperslider]

I mean, tomska said it, so it's canon

[@lordjay7530]

i thought that the girl who drew the bear (desmond) ate him up from the inside after beingswallowed

[@beepyboro]

@Noah Firth desmond ate the kid,then the kid ate desmond, desmond died,the kid also

[@thewanderinggamer1369]

Canon.

[@BlackGryph0n]

Beep Beep... Thanks for not killing the sheep. ^^;

[@s2kyy]

Hey :)

[@mickaelscreations8673]

This is gonna blow up in an hour, believe me. This comment is gonna plays number one on this video.

[@nataliawintersparrow8315]

Oop- well hello there

[@user-yg7iw3kb1m]

hello gabe

[@OfficialEtherial]

Are you there yet Black Gryph0n? A reference to that song you did*

[@isaywhateveriwantandyougot7421]

I am strangely fascinated by the fact that Tom went through the effort to find everything in this series related to kinks. Imagine realizing that for the last 12 years, you've been unknowingly stimulating it for other people.

[@JDT-Loadsamoney]

Hmmm. I really want to see if I can find out what every single occurrence of an asdfkinky, but: 1. I’d have to use Incognito Mode for sure 2. I want to protect the little innocence I have left 3. It’d take too fucking long

[@VestedUTuber]

Honestly, it's not surprising. _ANYTHING_ can potentially be a kink, really. There's actually a guy out there who gets off to rich white suburban women buying entire truckloads of wonder bread, he's actually kind of infamous on multiple art sites for commissioning art of that.

[@BananaWasTaken]

@@JDT-Loadsamoneythe little innocence I had left died the day I found out what sounding was

[@JDT-Loadsamoney]

@@BananaWasTaken bro since I posted that I got really into vore and surrounding kinks, I don’t think point 2 applies anymore. Also yeah…

[@businesszeus6864]

@@JDT-Loadsamoneywhat even is the appeal of vore??

[@LadyKattrina84]

TomSka: "Who's letting their kids watch this stuff?!" Me: Slowly raises hand. "My son introduced me to these."

[@NIDELLANEUM]

I like the fact that your son showed them to a parent

[@bukowskifamily7728]

lol sound like my brother when we were younger

[@pilesofkittens]

Dude every kid in my school watches it, today a kid on the bus showed me the suicidal muffin song

[@VideoUser52]

Haha

[@rand0m_artz_]

I introduced my son to this

[@mukke9728]

My favourite sketch is probably the “You know who’s gay? Us.” It is unexpected in a certain way, has reoccurring characters and brings joy. Though I have to say the perfect joke was also very good indeed.

[@Bogalog]

Muffin

[@marretjep]

can we all just agree that Tom Scott was the perfect contender to be voicing the 'falling on a guy-speaking to a dog-committing suicide-man' simply because of the analytical nature of this video?

[@KapitanWasTaken]

Thank you! I didn't know how to put it the words but you did.

[@Boredman567]

Also I never realized that you can't say Tom Scott without saying Tomska

[@lazergurka-smerlin6561]

@@Boredman567 I didn't know anyone pronounced an a like an o but now I do

[@lizziethewitch7770]

@@lazergurka-smerlin6561 might be american? Not sure either

[@fireflames09]

It was the PERFECT cameo!

[@CosmicCreeper99]

That revelation about Desmond and the Moon girl was a better plot twist than most stories can pull off today

[@briflow]

"honey do you like my new shoes?" "you are a chair darling." "I CAN DREAM HAROLD-" i STILL use "i can dream harold" to this day in everything i do

[@xyphious]

Yes. Perhaps my favorite sketch

[@mattalegi286]

69th like

[@OfficialMaxBox]

hello this is the monetization police where to even begin

[@Crowah]

dont think about it too hard

[@iforgorowl7590]

second, first is overrated

[@saxshton]

Maxwell Boxus from Working Team Defenses of the Two Fortresses Two now on PC

[@iforgorowl7590]

@@Crowah are you kidding me, 1 second faster?

[@Crowah]

@@iforgorowl7590 im the equivalent of sonic

[@RegularDude]

My favorite is: "Son, don't touch that cactus." *Touches cactus* "You're dead to me."

[@gnomeyt9339]

So is the algorithm’s, you, sir, have extreme taste

[@peppermint.flavoured.avacado]

I like the classic "I stole your hat" "Well I stole your face" .The " you'll never take me alive ! "Trumpet one is funny too

[@Elektroduck1]

My fav is the one where there looking for the baby and the wife suggests that he might have gotten outside and the wife is actually the baby.

[@lunar_memories9981]

I personally like the one where the mom says, “Jimmy, take out the dog,” and the son says “yes mother,” before shooting the poor dog. And then the mom says “for a walk, Jimmy.”

[@TMS-Oddbot]

My favorite would probably be the sketch where Jimmy kills the dog. I know, I am horrible. But that was before 13, where I was introduced to...well, 13 just came out, so I should let you watch it, but it has a ball in it.

[@CainXVII]

Pie flavour was a standing joke in my school. "Die potato!" "Not today!" Was probably among the best in my opinion but it needed the context of the potato having died a couple of times already. Oh, and Desmond the moon bear of course.

[@BinglesP]

I remember quoting the series a ton when I was little, I think I even got in light trouble once for quoting the one about brain cancer

[@reaganharder1480]

I somehow acquired the phrase "die potato" from my friends before ever seeing the clip, and still to this day will use it whenever killing bugs or the like.

[@lynwood5991]

I AM A STEGOSAURS

[@ryansmith1044]

When I was in middle school my family didn't have Internet so I thought the (seemingly) random shit my friends often said was stuff they made up. Then I saw these sketches for the first time on my TikTok feed about a week ago and realized that all the "random" shit they were saying back then was actually mostly asdfmovie references. "Desmond the Moon Bear" is what unlocked that memory for me, since that was the most popular sketch at my school.

[@Forgemane]

My favorite is "Honey, I'm pregnant!" Camera pans over to her girlfriend. "Uhhh, I can explain."

[@benedictdakirby9919]

Or Hungry: hi dad im hungry Dad: hi hungry, im dad Hungry: why did you name me this way?

[@tree_ee]

Those are two of my favourites

[@temxasred3086]

I love how the "Here comes the airplane" joke implies that the "I like trains" kid can summon multiple modes of transportation,not just trains

[@dracomurdock6349]

While that's true, he likes trains.

[@BlightCosmos]

Or maybe it was his mother that is able to summon planes

[@temxasred3086]

@@BlightCosmos that would make sense, but the plane only crashed once the kid opened his mouth

[@arenexa9013]

@@temxasred3086 you see the trains dont always come immediately when he says he likes trains

[@jamilgonzaga7081]

What if that's his mother, and that she died from her own powers? And that kid turns out immortal? And that he lives alone all the time suffering from his own powers? And then he learned to control his powers and the became evil?

[@IAmBraindead98]

Personal favorite: "You're FIRED!" "You can't fire me, I QUIT!!" "You can't quit, I QUIT!!!" "You can't quit, YOU'RE A FROG!!!!" "You can't 'frog' me, YOU'RE MY WIFE!!!!!" "I'm not your wife, YOU'RE MY WIFE!!!!!!" "Oh, hey Honey, how was work?" "Pretty good, but I quit my job." "You can't quit your job, YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!!!!" A̜͓͙̮ͭ̇ͪ͜A̪̱͒͢Ą̤̩̟̱̌̔A̶̮̰̟̱͇͙̎Ą͔͉̪͖̺ͫ̈͐͑A̷̜͈̻͍̟̺̩͓̓Ȧͩ̒͋͏̰̺̜͇À̧̤̺͛Ä̧̬͕͉̗́̓̓̚Ă̰͖̗̻̫̩̳͘Ȁ̜͍̼͎̱̍̀ͅA̡̩̠͗Ä̩̰̫͓̇ͬ͘Ã̝͙̜͆̉͛͟Á̈́҉̯̱̥̹̱A̴̙̬̫̩͖̗̋͑̊A̔ͤͫ̄҉̫̬̗̲A͒͊҉̲͔

[@zavhyatta9795]

where is that?

[@anthonydoesstuff]

@@zavhyatta9795 be quiet

[@user-yg7iw3kb1m]

@Zavh Yatta be quiet

[@yeahimleavingagain6967]

I love that too XD

[@ChoaiDode]

Same here

[@endeav0r_49]

that perfect skit was actually lowkey hilarious wtf

[@chadgeary2653]

"Oh no. Im still alive"

[@nateproductions8264]

The Tom Scott cameo was amazing

[@GaJ42]

It’s almost like it was made to be funny

[@cedriko1662]

discreto divertido

[@jenluvjake]

my favorite bit of it was the dogs face

[@tevadotzip]

I don't think I would've laughed at any of the 'farting butt' jokes on their own, however, seeing them all end up as the worst four is something else.

[@nicgwapo9777]

Same, though the 4th one caught me off guard so I got a laugh out of it

[@TheTrueBrawler]

The joke isn't funny enough for TomSka to get away with using it more than once (maybe twice). If FB1 and FB3 were left at the drawing board, I don't think they would be as bad as they are because FB2 and FB4 contain at least somewhat funny wordplay, but FB1 both was a bad attempt at a joke that came too far out of left field and was the one to set the precedent that would stick in people's minds due to being the first of the four. As a result, the entire tetralogy was brought down with it. FB3 somehow being even worse than FB1 didn't help either.

[@fel3310]

exactly how i reacted lmao, i ended up laughing which turned into actual hysterics when he told the bad pun

[@jazmindodds]

@@fel3310 so it was all worth it

[@theepicoshawott]

Tbh I lost any interest in the asdf movies after that joke

[@mericaman8877]

The real question is: did the guy who failed standing up school become the do the flop guy?

[@konoyaronekobaka]

Times to watch the do the flop song clip 30 times and to take out the drawing board

[@Wolfiyeethegranddukecerberus17]

Get MatPat on this one

[@Kazoo_Itchy]

wolfiyee I’ll go find him-

[@TheActualAqua]

Top 10 anime backstories

[@Jarqueivies]

I believe so.

[@theragingllamas4764]

“What’s that behind your ear? ITS A HEARING AID!” “wHaT??” Is my favourite

[@mondelsson]

This is my personal favourite. I laughed for a long time when I saw that for the first time.

[@Omnificence2016]

Gotta admit, that one was pretty cute.

[@strawbee.s]

Mine too

[@satibel]

plot twist: it was a herring aid.

[@saturnisdizzy]

its my favorite too

[@MudakTheMultiplier]

"mugged" gets quoted *constantly* by me and my friends. Basically any time someone subverts a statement. "Are you going to the store?" "No, you are." "Ah! How does that even work!?"

[@jaythosonmp439]

"i think we should just be friends" "....mother" is my favourite

[@LadyKatyRae]

I frequently quote this one. Its my fav too

[@kavanspanos8030]

I forgot about that one lol, thanks for the reminder, that’s my new fav

[@MoempfLP]

I realised today, that the guy climbing out of another guy, was the guy eaten by the second one earlier.

[@Waltis123]

Same

[@TheMan-Man]

Same here.

[@RealCoolstriker64]

Same!

[@leubah]

same

[@kittytroublemaker2283]

Same

[@shinobix4925]

He's actually mastered comedy to the point that he can explain his own jokes without losing the humour and actually adding to it. Let me repeat that. This legend *explained* his jokes in a *funny way.* He's automatically the greatest comedian of all time purely based on this

[@DrenixWarriorKnight]

He shattered the rule of if you explain the joke, it isn’t funny

[@gerda7611]

@@DrenixWarriorKnight He truly is G o d

[@digglebick]

Ok tumblr

[@drewbiedo2239]

Hey God, does December go well?

[@chadgray3976]

true, but i was disappointed at the end

[@robertsteffler5155]

I would definitely argue that what makes an asdf joke "good" is honestly how well it works itself in culturally. I think that both neatly explains why newer jokes didn't perform as well, but it also reflects the general lexicalisation of the popular jokes. A common element of them is that they're simple, short-hand phrases that work well when directly quoting or referencing the series as an in-joke with other people who've seen it, and i think that very strongly reflects the overall cultural place that asdfmovie has.

[@VTPPGLVR]

Me: **hears presidential debate in the other room** TomSka: Babies heard, but babies not seen. No babies.

[@Wandergirl108]

This comment broke me. You, sir or miss, win the internet for the day. X'D

[@EmileeAria413]

I don’t believe it... the “perfect asdfmovie joke” genuinely made me laugh out loud. Just proof that asdfmovie has genuine comedic merit I suppose!

[@attenia]

lol i thought this was going to be a joke... and somehow it actually was! xD i guess thats why im still laughing like a maniac xD

[@martinp1054]

you can see it in the eyes of that dog, he will be scarred for the rest of his life

[@brosthestickmandude]

EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP! (Falls)

[@TreniFS_]

Ikr, usually if your expectations are high you'll be disappointed, but here I was being presented the "perfect asdf" and yes, yes it is!

[@Bunnypop20]

The dogs eyes did it for me, I love it

[@jvcmarc]

the fact that the 4 worst sketches were the farting butts was funnier than the farting butts themselves

[@Skorpeonismyrealname]

I think that was the first time I actually laughed at them.

[@mangmangmangobri]

Agreed.

[@lightningterry]

Unpopular opinion: I genuinely thought they were hilarious and was surprised they were ranked so far down.

[@foggles17]

@@lightningterry This may be the first "unpopular opinion" that is both unpopular and known as unpopular before stating it is. Congrats!

[@lightningterry]

foggles17 thank you, I try

[@Mikaxu42]

My favorite has always been “-Hey buddy, you wanna take this outside? -Sure! -Wow, what a lovely evening! -This was a wonderful idea!”

[@zealiketea]

"Babies can't walk, but this one's technically not walking, he's just flailing in a direction." best line of the video

[@lenzo1gaming]

But what is walking if not flailing in a direction?

[@GEARscience]

"After all, Desmond survived." No he didn't he died- "Who do you think ate him?" *realizes that his body couldn't have decomposed on the moon* Oh shoot, he's got a point.

[@Rottwiler44]

That blew me away too, that and the sandwich vore guy coming back.

[@SM-th7pw]

@@Rottwiler44 Same. I never knew those two sketches were connected.

[@legendgames128]

Desmond was eaten by astrum deus. Change my mind.

[@TheLostArchives1]

Wait I don't get it. Help pls

[@legendgames128]

@@TheLostArchives1 Ok so Astrum Deus is a worm boss from calamity mod who in lore roams space and calamity mod is a mod for terraria and terraria is basically 2d Minecraft but better(?) and different and so Astrum Deus could have eaten Desmond the moon bear sentence done without commas.

[@Mynamenotyours]

“Technically not walking, he’s just flailing in a direction” is my new favorite quote.

[@cemttrou2246]

Yep Same

[@jakobwhaley5641]

13:54

[@snoo2496]

"It's not a bribe, just an incentive"

[@CarrolTheCat]

Ye

[@sleepguy1]

Murder is good 👍

[@tc-vlogs8719]

That was actually really funny at the end, so yeah; it worked.

[@Aero_Skies]

Since everyone else's is doing it, my favorite asdf joke: "Doctor, I'm afraid of backstories." "When did this all start?" "Wel- AHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

[@aweebwithanalias7050]

That is one of my favorites

[@Spido68_the_spectator]

I love it too

[@gibbous_silver]

Stolen comment, I think

[@humixmusic4lyf]

mine has to be the ' _have you seen mah lemons ?_ ' ' _i want mah lemons_ '

[@CodexTestsYT]

@@gibbous_silver no its not, it's an opinion comment

[@Wooktent]

Ok, that perfect joke asdf was actually pretty good, not gonna lie.

[@NcrXnbi]

Same feels here. It's just.... P E R F E C T !

[@Another_Online_Alias]

Yeah it’s actually kind of surprising how good it was.

[@dispelled1401]

It would definitely be in my top 10

[@chocokittybo]

Was it my favorite? No, but it was however definitely very asdfmovie.

[@Nugcon]

Tom Scott completed it

[@Thuliumz]

My favorite is the weirdest one ever: “I have depression” *suddenly pineapples* “This does not help” And also “What’s that on your face... IT WAS PAIN!”

[@pix3lus_]

I like trains....

[@Redd_Nebula]

yeah Im surprised "it was pain" wasnt up there

[@ujiltromm7358]

I remember doing a macro in WoW that said just that. Pauses and a /slap included.

[@Red_Male]

10:25 welcome to the kill count, where we cover the deaths in all your favorite horror movies. I'm James A Janisse and today we'll be looking at ASDF Movie

[@tntrose7285]

We need an asdf horror movie now.

[@ahlpym]

My favourite is: "I think we should just be friends." "Mother!"

[@thatonecrusader7209]

My favorite one is nock nock Who is there? ( *smack* ) *THE DOOR*

[@amazingadam1646]

True THE DOOR

[@lightningterry]

“Ooh baby I love you baby” “Stay away from my baby” (Baby in deep manly voice) “But mother I love him” Is one of my favorites

[@unaccompanied_minor2546]

It's all about Marmite and Desmond the moon bear

[@mdbgamer556]

Almost the entire series has made me grin or laugh. Almost.

[@turtlecat2258]

This man is a genius, he literally made the best ASDF movie joke

[@houdini8194]

He made all the ASDF jokes

[@williammorales8780]

The butt joke?

[@dimitrijames00001]

@@houdini8194 actually no

[@captainfa-it-lcon915]

yeah, but he sounds drunk when he talk french.

[@elimentkidmakesuhhhcontent4264]

@@houdini8194 then proves his point

[@holycheeseburger2981]

"After all, Desmond survived... and who do you think ate him?" I'M SORRY WHAT?!!

[@andrewcheng1948]

I mean,if he suffocated,why is there only bones?

[@holycheeseburger2981]

@@andrewcheng1948 that's a fair point. Bodies don't decompose on the moon because there's no air.

[@Jackesfox]

Deep lore

[@agentxx3022]

IS THAT CANON NOW ?!?

[@kaptinkookie6403]

Agent XX302 I think it is...

[@detectivedyn2253]

Throughout his entire explanation of the different types of subversion of expectations, I kept wondering whether or not he was showing clips that gave examples, or he would allow the clip to play and then explain it. And I think that's a testament to what works about ASDF movies. It's a blend of several different subversions. Not just relying on one

[@AriaKyuKyu]

My favorite joke: -Doctor, I'm afraid of backstories -When did this all start? -Well, ahhhhhAAAAAHHH- Asdf Movie 8

[@anxiousmessbugg]

Really mine is It's a lovely day to walk down the road and if I ever stop singing I will explode HEY STEVEN What have you done

[@AriaKyuKyu]

@@anxiousmessbugg *BOOM* Haha! Is a good one

[@dibmembrane4434]

I like trains

[@XtraNinja]

Really hard to pick out a favourite but one parody someone did was absolutely funny. Patient: “Doctor, I’m afraid of doctors.” Doctor: “When did it-“ Patient: “AhhhhhhhHHHH!”

[@AriaKyuKyu]

@@XtraNinja xD brilliant

[@TomSka]

Just added the spreadsheet with all the data and results into the video description so you can check that out if you're an aspiring data analyst, number nerd, or just curious x

[@antlersgray]

Honestly the data was fascinating, and the resulting joke made me laugh, even knowing exactly which components it would utilize. Can’t believe the first asdf movie came out in 2008 (!!!)... now I feel old. Thanks for the laughs and the nerdy data, Tom. Didn’t know how much I wanted this video. 😁

[@fishylax1526]

Not gonna lie, just after he said “The greatest asdfmovie joke of all”, it played me and add!

[@sim_shim2472]

TOM SKEET

[@CherriiiBlossom]

Yeah

[@bunnothebunny3286]

Cool dude

[@plur5ever]

“Is milk a food, no it’s a sauce.” - Thomas Ridgewell, 2020

[@lazyproductions8005]

Marmite is a food

[@aquariumfish-i4h]

It’s a drink

[@plur5ever]

@@aquariumfish-i4h r/woooosh

[@aquariumfish-i4h]

@@plur5ever I was joking too idiot

[@plur5ever]

@@aquariumfish-i4h nice save

[@MWoyde]

My favourite sketch is probably the : „Thats my boy!“ NOOOO, MY BOY!“ „FATHER HELP“ one. It never fails to make me laugh.

[@centennialstudios6097]

Tom didn’t create a new sketch for this he just zoomed in on the “Now the funniest thing you’ve ever seen... from really far away” joke

But the dialogue does not match.

[@jacktheripper7735]

From that far away, it would get garbled

[@andrewcheng1948]

But there was an explosion

[@thecosmicalcat]

That was the gun going off

[@maewilkes8883]

...then the dog says "Apple!"

[@4r4ckn11d]

“Which according to the Geneva Convention, makes me a war crimina- oh”

[@First_LastName]

Geneva Convention? More like Geneva Suggestion.😎 (I didn’t create this joke tho)

[@4r4ckn11d]

First & last Name it is only a suggestion if your suggesting you wanna be killed

[@demigoddessofwisdom2712]

“Aww what type of dog is he” “He’s French” *WOEUF*

[@shannon2255]

Hey..hey guy smell my flower LOL

[@demigoddessofwisdom2712]

@@shannon2255 * sniffs * mmmmm

[@ieatzglitterz]

@@demigoddessofwisdom2712 *gets scared Ahh lolz

[@iliketrainskid6109]

@@shannon2255 I like trains

[@demigoddessofwisdom2712]

@@iliketrainskid6109 * gets run over by a train *

[@fablevilgaming1339]

came back and re-watching this I can say that most of the reasons I think the top ten were so popular was because these were some of the most memorable jokes/lines like the terminators line "I'll be back" and even in comic form u can hear the voices if you have watched asdf movies before wish he left the site up though would love to see the rankings 2 years later

[@quasarm825]

My favorite is: “Dad, I’m gay” “I have no son” “ *GASP* This isn’t my house”

[@phxed]

One of the best up there, with the "you're fired, you can't fire me I quit" etc.

[@quasarm825]

@@phxed exactly, asdf 12 was an instant classic

[@neonblade8591]

@Mario AWOOOOOOOOO

[@neonblade8591]

@Mario omnomnomnomnomnomnom

[@leonfergozi]

299 like you are very welcome,300 like

[@quintinallen1690]

My favorite is probably: "It's lovely day to walk down the road, and if I ever stop singing I will explode--" "HeY sTeVeN" "what have you done?"

[@Nai_101]

*b o o m*

[@AwesomeGuy95]

BOOM!

[@andrewcheng1948]

My favorite one is: "You're fired!" "You can't fire me,I quit!" "You can't quit,I quit!" "You can't quit,you're a frog!" "You can't frog me,you're my wife!" "I'm not your wife,you're MY wife!" "Oh hey honey,how was work?" "Pretty good,but I quit my job..." "You can't quit your job,you're fired!" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" Another one of me favorites is: "Who parked their car,on my sandwich!?" "I did!" "Hhhhbbbb (explodes)"

[@frol1]

Haha yes it's a pretty good one

[@arandomuserofinternet]

SAME

[@declicitous1763]

same

[@alejoqc9540]

Can't help laughing out loud just reading it!!

[@thebulletbot3329]

Andrew Cheng suction cup man!

[@pihlajafox]

9:35 Fun fact: In Finland you have to help people if their healt is in danger, so I guess that in some countries he the superhero would be a criminal

[@notpostinganymorelolsorry]

My favourite asdf clip: “Honey, do you like my new shoes?” “You are a chair, darling” “I CAN DREAM HAROLD”

[@basyaroslav1938]

"dad, i'm hungry"

[@lonesome3958]

@@basyaroslav1938 hey hungry i'm dad

[@basyaroslav1938]

@@lonesome3958 Why did you name me this way... y y y!? :.(

[@lonesome3958]

@RІТА 25 y.o OPEN MY CANAL !!!! shut up bot

[@Trotazik]

I like the boys don’t cry one

[@hyperstormx3194]

Favorite sketch: "Excuse me, is this your car?" "Nope, it's yours." *drives off*

[@Connotative]

According to the spreadsheet, Tom is ashamed of that one.

[@hyperstormx3194]

@@Connotative Seriously? It's funny tho...

[@charliegriswold1445]

My favorite sketch: What’s that behind your ear? It’s a hearing aid! What?

[@PrimeEnLightenedShadow]

@@charliegriswold1445 lol, yea, that one was WAY better than a lot of these.

[@bryntyjermy1854]

Never thought I’d hear Tom Scott say “Oh no I’m still alive” but here we are

[@lizs004]

Thanks!!

[@Sir.Twisted]

i thought it was.

[@alexfelgar9821]

Why. Why would you butcher his name

[@xxkewldudexx]

@@alexfelgar9821 Voice typing maybe?

[@monochaos9442]

I'm surprised it took this long for him to say it

[@KlorineTheAvali]

“How does 2020 end?” “It doesn’t” Proof that he really is from the future :c

[@Zoditron]

Are we just gonna skip over the fact Tom has confirmed that Desmond did not die on the moon of natural causes?

[@busted_carneasada]

Space be looking kinda sus, ngl

[@maduch1314]

Impostor has been ejected in the moon and ate Desmond

[@battleblaster4203]

I had honestly thought he just wasted away Also I can disprove Tom's reasoning because that little girl could not place those bones exactly in the same place as Desmond was standing upright

[@Wildfan95]

@@battleblaster4203 idk man, he said it was her, and how can you prove she couldn't put them back perfectly?

[@AMalas]

You cant decompose in space, so there's that

[@masonkaplan9311]

Knowing that the little girl who got kicked to the moon ate desmond the moon bear has officialy ruined my childhood.

[@TheoTheCoolest]

Same

[@tmuller9905]

And it made mine better

[@Elektroduck1]

When he said that I was like :O

[@aymz.33]

Same

[@RBJ_Eternauta]

"Nooo, Desmond...! You was my favorite, why did you have to die"

[@Nobody134]

My personal favorite: “Honey, have you seen the baby?” “No, I think he’s outside.” “You fool.”

[@medossadebt3840]

Pfft like u have parents Lmao

[@cybersonicz]

medoss adebt THAT SHOULDNT HAVE BEEN FUNNY BUT IT WAS HAHAHAHA

[@TumbleHood]

Mine too

[@invest-i-gator8896]

Mine was oh no you spilled your milk you’ve killed us all one

[@JackAttack65]

You fool *I have 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS*

[@The_Arcane_Potato]

"which according to the geneva convention makes me a war criminal. oh" and then an ad came immediatly after. my god that was perfect

[@meredythwithay5187]

A favorite of mine has always been: "Honey, why is the baby on fire?" "BuY mE mOrE jEwElRy"

[@OctoHedgy]

I still can't understand to this day :'(

[@oofers17]

@@OctoHedgy comedy

[@ionarevamp]

@@OctoHedgy I guess the idea is that shallow gold diggers are terrible moms

[@white_mage]

@@OctoHedgy you're too young

[@raffimolero64]

jewlery

[@dethbreth8]

My favorite asdfmovie joke is "Honey I'm pregnant!" *girlfriend stares in confusion* "I can explain"

[@stm7810]

Yeah, that 1 is great!

[@no1normal750]

wait which episode was that

[@stm7810]

@@no1normal750 I think it was ep 4?

[@dethbreth8]

@@no1normal750 asdfmovie9

[@Eight_Ventures]

My favorite one is “I wish people we’re nice to me” “Your wish is..” *”stooped”* _slap_

[@catt9918]

My fave is i like trains

[@yokaiwatcher8500]

I like 🎵it’s a lovely day to walk down the roads and if I ever stop singing I will explode🎵 I even wrote a sequel 🎵I’m eating a sandwich with lots of ham and if I ever stop singing I go kablam🎵

[@Eight_Ventures]

How about this 🎵I’m eating some ice cream right now and if I ever stop singing I’ll go kapow!🎵

[@blxck-mage_]

Ok

[@mekhie.r.duncan3825]

@@Eight_Ventures correct

[@Squish_Squash]

I think my favorite asdfmovie joke/sketch will be the original "everybody do the flop". The first time I saw it, all those years ago, I laughed so hard I was in genuine tears. it was so quick, so unexpected, and the dead silent pause after everyone faceplanted into the ground was ideal humor to me at the time. And to this day every time I see the original "everybody do the flop", I at least crack an amused smile

[@Life_and_Gaming]

“If the tree is alive then he’s not dead” Alright. Can’t argue with that very well.

[@ViewtifulZeke]

Then argue with it poorly.

[@mumbies]

"You know who's gay?" "..." "Us." That one was my favorite. After he made the joke making fun of him for it is really nice.

[@QueenFondue]

*wedding music*

[@cannonbult0666]

pretty sus my guy...

[@rosewinter4818]

“aw look at the little baby” **baby giggles** “and now look at the big baby” “wah”

[@waldotheranger3987]

I really thought this one would be on the top 10.

[@laveiya3277]

This is my daughters favourite haha

[@michaelstefanosky2413]

Upload

[@TOSTCEM]

13:59 “He’s just flailing in a direction”. Best thing said by Tom.

[@BlueLily342]

I hate that the "perfect asdf movie joke" ACTUALLY made me laugh for like 30 seconds

[@xanderwrahn]

Omg Same 😂

[@simonr.s.3822]

i litterally laughed until i started to cough so bad i had to stand up and wait for my air to come back

[@artuno1207]

It snuck up on me. I snorted. But then I replayed it and thought about it more and now I keep chuckling every now and then.

[@silverchoweez]

I must say, it's the "I wasted my life !" after the sketch that cracked me up. 🤣

[@TheKiro5505]

@@silverchoweez the it's the "I wasted my life" that makes it

[@sloandixon6501]

My favorite: “Oh no! A gunman!” “Oh ho ho, I’m gonna STAB ya!”

[@zenyxcz4240]

Yes that one is amazing

[@Champi4Real]

Well his mind and eyes are in the bullet on his head so if the gunman shot the bullet on his head then he would essentially die

[@tfysv]

@@Champi4Real r/wooosh

[@the1andowenly497]

r/idiotsabusingreddit

[@deadlapis6096]

Same

[@buddermantheamazing]

The trumpet one is unironically like one of the best jokes I've ever heard

[@BreedingDiamonds]

it's that little toot at the end that makes the whole thing

[@NourSelim0]

@@BreedingDiamonds it's the toot that killed me 😂 (and the protagonist)

[@NotSoHappi]

Hey, you got a liscence for that?

[@jadenlothes]

I never thought that one was very funny, which is sad because I play trumpet so I figured it would be haha relatable funny trumpet go brr

[@KcMp86]

Tom: That makes me a war criminal… Also Tom: Oh.

[@Akajaro]

"This is observably a cry for help right?" Eh. Sounds like an Unraveled episode.

[@xandermcdevitt4611]

good thing bdg was in here somewhere.

[@Eclectic-Sheep]

Same thing

[@Akajaro]

@@Eclectic-Sheep This is true.

[@spidaaahs]

my favorite one has to be “i think we should just be friends” *”mother.”*

[@scuubadiverr2567]

My favourite is: - Are you ready to *die?* -*no* -well then, I’ll come back later

[@secretbaguette]

I don't know, "I'm pregnant" "I can explain" Was pretty good.

[@crypticabyss1013]

My favorite jokes were the "you know who's gay?" jokes that lead up to the reveal that they were getting married

[@Captain_Blue_Beard]

Going to admit wasn’t expecting to see the LegalEagle channel but that was awesome

[@DeathstalkertheSandwing]

"Just another silly episode with goofy jokes for kids" -Alex Hirsch

[@confoundedcoconut7500]

Meanwhile: 16:11

[@icetide9411]

"Just another silly episode with *goofy* jokes for kids" Die hard fan here, just had to do it

[@DeathstalkertheSandwing]

@@icetide9411 I knew I had it wrong! Thank you!

[@icetide9411]

@@DeathstalkertheSandwing no prob

[@marissaturner7289]

*Reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram buy gold byeee*

[@marcmccormack5721]

The “perfect ASDF joke” has me in tears. The computer overlords have won.

[@pughat5233]

“ah you stole my lungs” “there’s not fatal injuries” t- tom-

[@bridgeseller7004]

He lists something before showing it...

[@theaccountofafool6133]

Be has no lungs but still can talk/breathe so he's fine

[@SleppyLeBo]

Don't worry, lungs are only vital to Hamon Users.

[@bl4cksp1d3r]

Non-fatal was referring to the next in line, the carrots in the eyes

[@nathangamble125]

@@theaccountofafool6133 He's lucky that doesn't forget how to breathe like that other guy.

[@BanjoMasn]

The fact that Kylie Minogue will forever be tied to asdfmovie is the funniest thing to me

[@maxrichards3881]

The girl from that 2007 doctor who Christmas special?

[@edgeworth097]

​@@maxrichards3881 The very same

[@bookswithike3256]

@@maxrichards3881 Yes. She's also pop star famous outside of America.

[@JamesDavy2009]

@@bookswithike3256 My people gave her to you guys. She was a mechanic on _Neighbours_ and she did songs like _Locomotion_ and _Can't Get You Out Of My Head._

[@Axos_Abode]

I like how every sketch he shows fit both the category before and after it.

[@funnyfisher7]

Yeah honestly that's a good point 👀🤔

[@Jaxjax80]

The entire time I was trying to figure out which sketch he was talking about lol

[@jayayeonetoo3335]

actually same, when he first began explaining and a sketch played i was like "wait is the explanation before its respective example or after?"

[@awesomedawsonstudios]

​@@jayayeonetoo3335 exactly! Lmaoo

[@TheProwlingSleepster]

I noticed that

[@devinplaysstuff2618]

“And there, I present to you the greatest asdfmovie joke of all ti-“ *I THEN PROCEED TO GET A DOUBLE AD*

[@North.Dreamer]

I think that was on purpose 🤣

[@CheeseMiser]

same

[@marcosramirez2278]

I got a single add but it was still funny

[@ATalkingDoubleBarrel]

My favorite is probably: "That's my boy!" *Ball kicked so far away* "My boy!" *"Father, help!"* It's unexpected, it's anticlimactic, and it's never gets old..

[@VannyBeumer]

Thats 13

[@JAYTheoVer]

@@VannyBeumer it's still from asdfmovie though-

[@VannyBeumer]

@@JAYTheoVer this was made before 13

[@JAYTheoVer]

@@VannyBeumer yee I know but I mean, it's still asdfmovie and it still counts

[@morbidgamerz4991]

The "Father help!" Part is absolutely hilarious

[@laslalal8451]

One of my personal favorite asdf skits: "Here hold this." *stabs man in chest*

[@mr.porkchop3944]

My favorite asdf movie joke was " We should just be friends" *walks away* "Mother"

[@french-ishtoast]

The “knock knock! Who’s there? THE DOOR” is my favorite, that along with the frogs arguing about being fired/being each other’s wife.

[@inaneinacheve]

The knock knock joke is really good

[@d4rkshadow826]

Both of those are so funny

[@Caffei01]

the frog one lasts a while but it somehow works better because of its length

[@diegodelamacorra8901]

So it’s canon that the “I like trains” guy, is an origin story of a serial killer

[@blossomrockruff]

Yes

[@theta8529]

But was it a Murder, He said it, But for once was Glad it didn't hit him? Maybe it was an Accidental Murder?

[@diegodelamacorra8901]

@@theta8529 1. If that was the case, that would be vehicular manslaughter 2. He smiled. He knew what he did.

[@theta8529]

@@diegodelamacorra8901 I know, Its a Joke xD

[@diegodelamacorra8901]

@@theta8529 haha... good one...

[@JayDeeIsMyName]

Hearing TomSka calling it "As-Dif-Movie" is like a historical moment in itself. I've known about it for years, yet I always called it A-S-D-F-movie.

[@jellybeany3120]

Tom: "I now present to you; The greatest ASDF joke of all Tim- **AD Plays** Me: god damn it that's not the joke i shouldn't laugh

[@lukedejonge1212]

is this some sort of joke I'm too youtube premium to understand

[@callumemery1700]

@@lukedejonge1212 unsubtle flex

[@xtinydemon7631]

SAME

[@StaveEntertainment]

I laughed when that happened too, ahh great commercial breaks the premiums will always miss

[@interntangel]

SAME

[@bqonm742]

My favourite is “a giant B(ee)” You’re expecting a giant bee, but you get a giant B. Then you get a giant bee.

[@henryproctor1005]

I just love the voice of the guy in that one

[@yeetthecookie]

*ngaop*

[@tehyelloforg]

My favourite is muffin time

[@astor_25]

Not one, but two plot twist

[@theoneandonlyme8]

@@tehyelloforg which one

[@RoemDaug]

You know he's a smart guy because to describe his sense of humor he has to first DEFINE DEATH

[@hamkamisra5353]

The fact he didn't contact the grim reaper for that information is really surprising. But I guess he is technically a God so...