What is the best asdfmovie joke?

AKA Tom breaks down asdfmovie while asdfmovie breaks down Tom.
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[@TomSka]

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[@jetdombrowski9807]

Ok

[@Domgingus]

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[@Zentiph]

r

[@jaguarstudiosoffical9091]

Yes I was born now

[@itz_ashane6886]

DEAD

[@mericaman8877]

The real question is: did the guy who failed standing up school become the do the flop guy?

[@konoyaronekobaka]

Times to watch the do the flop song clip 30 times and to take out the drawing board

[@Wolfiyeethegranddukecerberus17]

Get MatPat on this one

[@Kazoo_Itchy]

wolfiyee I’ll go find him-

[@TheActualAqua]

Top 10 anime backstories

[@Jarqueivies]

I believe so.

[@maddie9602]

Tomska analyzing his own sense of humor: Tomska increasingly concerned by his own sense of humor:

[@thephoenixsystem6765]

You forgot the timestamps

[@nikkoa.3639]

@@thephoenixsystem6765 Here's the timestamp to when he does both 0:00

[@thephoenixsystem6765]

@@nikkoa.3639 2shey

[@gizmop0ny]

Its beautiful

@@thephoenixsystem6765 'touché'

[@MulletSensei]

My favourite thing about the farting butt jokes (apart from an old fashioned juvenile laugh) is that in Tom’s vlogs leading up to that asdfmovie he repeatedly mentioned that the concept was silly and people would probably hate the jokes, and once the episode released the response was immediately overwhelmingly negative. He knew no one would like it, he very quickly regretted it, but the idea made him laugh once and he decided “fuck it” and put it in. Truly the farting butt is the ultimate symbol of artistic integrity.

[@zapzap1485]

Interesting, farting butt is standing up for something now lol

[@bruhkakke]

i personally still laugh at the butt jokes to this day tbh

[@gabe_s_videos]

ngl, the butt jokes grew on me.

[@endeav0r_49]

that perfect skit was actually lowkey hilarious wtf

[@chadgeary2653]

"Oh no. Im still alive"

[@nateproductions8264]

The Tom Scott cameo was amazing

[@GaJ42]

It’s almost like it was made to be funny

[@cedriko1662]

discreto divertido

[@jenluvjake]

my favorite bit of it was the dogs face

[@kellenivanuck1447]

I never realized that the character regurgitating another character was a joke connected to another asdf movie until now.

[@Jan_Koopman]

Same

[@LeRawNugretaw]

Neither wtf

[@JonathanScarlet]

Likewise.

[@MartijnPeek]

Me2

[@davidwuhrer6704]

ikr

[@accumulator_101]

my personal favorite is this one: "honey, i'm pregnant!" *realizes they're both females* "..i can explain.."

[@codebracker]

That one never fails to get a laugh out of me, the pause is just perfectly long

[@void1313]

I get it now but I watched asdf movie when I was like 8 or 9 so I didn't know

[@theanonimus7549]

I was thinking it was her mother... I just understood the joke one year after seeing it

[@justghostie4948]

@@CheeseMiser It's a bot

[@faeossia7842]

yup asdf lgbtq jokes are the best xD

[@MudakTheMultiplier]

"mugged" gets quoted *constantly* by me and my friends. Basically any time someone subverts a statement. "Are you going to the store?" "No, you are." "Ah! How does that even work!?"

[@daanroelofs119]

The fact Desmond got eaten by the girls and didn't just decompose over several decades is amazing

[@caps_lock]

you cant decompose on the moon cause theres no oxygen

[@daanroelofs119]

@@caps_lock decomposition doesnt always need oxygen. There is fermentation for example. There are also plenty anaerobic micro organisms that dont need oxygen reproduce or feed themselves. A lot of bacteria in our body dont fare well with an abundance of oxygen and would be more likely to cause damage when the aerobic micro-organisms would die.

[@caps_lock]

@daanroelofs119 good point but anaerobic micro organisms dont really survive well in a vacuum and temperatures ranging from -130 C to 120 C

[@daanroelofs119]

@@caps_lock I dont know much about the human microflora, but while they could survive at -130C for a long time, some thermophilic bacteria actually thrive between 40 and 122 C now, the sun would probably destroy most of our body well before that happens though. The vacuum would indeed be an issue in the long run huh. I guess ill keep it at the body slowly disintegrating from high levels of radiation

[@DrDrao]

@@caps_lock Neither do little girls, to be fair.

[@TessHex]

Okay, but the "mathematically perfect asdfmovie joke" actually had me wheezing. You're a good egg, Tom. In fact, you're the entire good chicken.

[@AndrewTaylorNintyuk]

I did like the effectively Committee built sketch, but each sketch loses something when watched in isolation. ADSF Movie works so well as it just keeps you riding the funny train all the way to the station

[@oneish7454]

Can eat the chicken

[@Oblivion9873]

It was actually funny and OH HEY TOM SCOTT NICE. Honestly though, I think it's only funny because of the zoom in on the dogs face. That's what makes the sketch.

[@silverchoweez]

I must say, it's the "I wasted my life !" after the sketch that cracked me up. 🤣

[@SpaghettiEnterprises]

@@oneish7454 correct

[@sophiamalcolm2119]

"Observably well-fed" is the most polite fat joke I've ever heard.

[@sh1nyman483]

I think that description originated in the short story "The Landlady."

[@c3slayer72]

What’s welfed

[@noveris6538]

He got some baby birthing hips

[@noveris6538]

@@c3slayer72 what do u think

[@ahalfsesameseedbun7472]

@@c3slayer72 he called himself large

[@Axos_Abode]

I like how every sketch he shows fit both the category before and after it.

[@funnyfisher7]

Yeah honestly that's a good point 👀🤔

[@Jaxjax80]

The entire time I was trying to figure out which sketch he was talking about lol

[@jayayeonetoo3335]

actually same, when he first began explaining and a sketch played i was like "wait is the explanation before its respective example or after?"

[@awesomedawsonstudios]

​@@jayayeonetoo3335 exactly! Lmaoo

[@TheProwlingSleepster]

I noticed that

[@isaywhateveriwantandyougot7421]

I am strangely fascinated by the fact that Tom went through the effort to find everything in this series related to kinks. Imagine realizing that for the last 12 years, you've been unknowingly stimulating it for other people.

[@Joshdoingthings1]

Hmmm. I really want to see if I can find out what every single occurrence of an asdfkinky, but: 1. I’d have to use Incognito Mode for sure 2. I want to protect the little innocence I have left 3. It’d take too fucking long

[@Zoditron]

Are we just gonna skip over the fact Tom has confirmed that Desmond did not die on the moon of natural causes?

[@busted_carneasada]

Space be looking kinda sus, ngl

[@maduch1314]

Impostor has been ejected in the moon and ate Desmond

[@battleblaster4203]

I had honestly thought he just wasted away Also I can disprove Tom's reasoning because that little girl could not place those bones exactly in the same place as Desmond was standing upright

[@Wildfan95]

@@battleblaster4203 idk man, he said it was her, and how can you prove she couldn't put them back perfectly?

[@AMalas]

You cant decompose in space, so there's that

[@Nobody134]

My personal favorite: “Honey, have you seen the baby?” “No, I think he’s outside.” “You fool.”

[@medossadebt3840]

Pfft like u have parents Lmao

[@cybersonicz]

medoss adebt THAT SHOULDNT HAVE BEEN FUNNY BUT IT WAS HAHAHAHA

[@TumbleHood]

Mine too

[@invest-i-gator8896]

Mine was oh no you spilled your milk you’ve killed us all one

[@JackAttack65]

You fool *I have 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS*

[@CainXVII]

Pie flavour was a standing joke in my school. "Die potato!" "Not today!" Was probably among the best in my opinion but it needed the context of the potato having died a couple of times already. Oh, and Desmond the moon bear of course.

[@BinglesP]

I remember quoting the series a ton when I was little, I think I even got in light trouble once for quoting the one about brain cancer

[@reaganharder1480]

I somehow acquired the phrase "die potato" from my friends before ever seeing the clip, and still to this day will use it whenever killing bugs or the like.

[@lynwood5991]

I AM A STEGOSAURS

[@ryansmith1044]

When I was in middle school my family didn't have Internet so I thought the (seemingly) random shit my friends often said was stuff they made up. Then I saw these sketches for the first time on my TikTok feed about a week ago and realized that all the "random" shit they were saying back then was actually mostly asdfmovie references. "Desmond the Moon Bear" is what unlocked that memory for me, since that was the most popular sketch at my school.

[@CosmicCreeper99]

That revelation about Desmond and the Moon girl was a better plot twist than most stories can pull off today

[@mumbies]

"You know who's gay?" "..." "Us." That one was my favorite. After he made the joke making fun of him for it is really nice.

[@QueenFondue]

*wedding music*

[@cannonbult0666]

pretty sus my guy...

[@jvcmarc]

the fact that the 4 worst sketches were the farting butts was funnier than the farting butts themselves

[@Skorpeonismyrealname]

I think that was the first time I actually laughed at them.

[@mangmangmangobri]

Agreed.

[@lightningterry]

Unpopular opinion: I genuinely thought they were hilarious and was surprised they were ranked so far down.

[@Foggles17]

@@lightningterry This may be the first "unpopular opinion" that is both unpopular and known as unpopular before stating it is. Congrats!

[@lightningterry]

foggles17 thank you, I try

[@Red_Male]

10:25 welcome to the kill count, where we cover the deaths in all your favorite horror movies. I'm James A Janisse and today we'll be looking at ASDF Movie

[@HiddenLeveI]

"How does 2020 end?" "It doesn't" This man predicted the future.

[@bynflew8552]

I mean that man was from the future so ofc he would know

[@HiddenLeveI]

@@bynflew8552 big brain

[@artifactU]

as someone who is still stuck in the time loop i can confirm that 2020 still hasnt ended

[@HiddenLeveI]

I forgot about this comment holy crap 💀

[@OfficialMaxBox]

hello this is the monetization police where to even begin

[@Crowah]

dont think about it too hard

[@iforgorowl7590]

second, first is overrated

[@saxshton]

Maxwell Boxus from Working Team Defenses of the Two Fortresses Two now on PC

[@iforgorowl7590]

@@Crowah are you kidding me, 1 second faster?

[@Crowah]

@@iforgorowl7590 im the equivalent of sonic

[@ahlpym]

My favourite is: "I think we should just be friends." "Mother!"

[@thatonecrusader7209]

My favorite one is nock nock Who is there? ( *smack* ) *THE DOOR*

[@amazingadam1646]

True THE DOOR

[@lightningterry]

“Ooh baby I love you baby” “Stay away from my baby” (Baby in deep manly voice) “But mother I love him” Is one of my favorites

[@unaccompanied_minor2546]

It's all about Marmite and Desmond the moon bear

[@mdbgamer556]

Almost the entire series has made me grin or laugh. Almost.

[@robertsteffler5155]

I would definitely argue that what makes an asdf joke "good" is honestly how well it works itself in culturally. I think that both neatly explains why newer jokes didn't perform as well, but it also reflects the general lexicalisation of the popular jokes. A common element of them is that they're simple, short-hand phrases that work well when directly quoting or referencing the series as an in-joke with other people who've seen it, and i think that very strongly reflects the overall cultural place that asdfmovie has.

[@tc-vlogs8719]

That was actually really funny at the end, so yeah; it worked.

[@jaythosonmp439]

"i think we should just be friends" "....mother" is my favourite

[@LadyKatyRae]

I frequently quote this one. Its my fav too

[@kavanspanos8030]

I forgot about that one lol, thanks for the reminder, that’s my new fav

[@dethbreth8]

My favorite asdfmovie joke is "Honey I'm pregnant!" *girlfriend stares in confusion* "I can explain"

[@stm7810]

Yeah, that 1 is great!

[@no1normal750]

wait which episode was that

[@stm7810]

@@no1normal750 I think it was ep 4?

[@dethbreth8]

@@no1normal750 asdfmovie9

[@KcMp86]

Tom: That makes me a war criminal… Also Tom: Oh.

[@BanjoMasn]

The fact that Kylie Minogue will forever be tied to asdfmovie is the funniest thing to me

[@maxrichards3881]

The girl from that 2007 doctor who Christmas special?

[@KapitanWasTaken]

I don't understand why but I can't stop laughing after watching the "perfect" joke. I think the Tom Scott's voice was used perfectly.

[@fishmad122]

Tom Scott is the best celebrity get hands down

[@Vulkanprimarch]

I really want him to put the perfect joke into the ranked sketches website and see how well it ranks! FOR SCIENCE!

[@maname6303]

Wdym “you don’t understand” your laughing because it’s the perfect asdf movie joke you answered your own question smh 🤦‍♂️.

[@timmcdaniel6193]

I didn't realize it was Tom Scott until you mentioned it. Thank you.

[@LsdRaccoon]

BananaShake09 whoosh

[@BlueLily342]

I hate that the "perfect asdf movie joke" ACTUALLY made me laugh for like 30 seconds

[@xanderwrahn]

Omg Same 😂

[@simonr.s.3822]

i litterally laughed until i started to cough so bad i had to stand up and wait for my air to come back

[@artuno1207]

It snuck up on me. I snorted. But then I replayed it and thought about it more and now I keep chuckling every now and then.

[@silverchoweez]

I must say, it's the "I wasted my life !" after the sketch that cracked me up. 🤣

[@TheKiro5505]

@@silverchoweez the it's the "I wasted my life" that makes it

[@Mikaxu42]

My favorite has always been “-Hey buddy, you wanna take this outside? -Sure! -Wow, what a lovely evening! -This was a wonderful idea!”

[@fablevilgaming1339]

came back and re-watching this I can say that most of the reasons I think the top ten were so popular was because these were some of the most memorable jokes/lines like the terminators line "I'll be back" and even in comic form u can hear the voices if you have watched asdf movies before wish he left the site up though would love to see the rankings 2 years later

[@teclinsoro4523]

“the girl who got kicked to the moon didn’t die. who do you think ate desmond?” this changes *everything*

[@alexnielson5379]

SOmebody noticed!!!

[@thememewithwords8236]

I mean, tomska said it, so it's canon

[@lordjay7530]

i thought that the girl who drew the bear (desmond) ate him up from the inside after beingswallowed

[@beepyboro]

@Noah Firth desmond ate the kid,then the kid ate desmond, desmond died,the kid also

[@thewanderinggamer1369]

Canon.

[@Forgemane]

My favorite is "Honey, I'm pregnant!" Camera pans over to her girlfriend. "Uhhh, I can explain."

[@benedictdakirby9919]

Or Hungry: hi dad im hungry Dad: hi hungry, im dad Hungry: why did you name me this way?

[@tree_ee]

Those are two of my favourites

[@detectivedyn2253]

Throughout his entire explanation of the different types of subversion of expectations, I kept wondering whether or not he was showing clips that gave examples, or he would allow the clip to play and then explain it. And I think that's a testament to what works about ASDF movies. It's a blend of several different subversions. Not just relying on one

[@KlorineTheAvali]

“How does 2020 end?” “It doesn’t” Proof that he really is from the future :c

[@Eight_Ventures]

My favorite one is “I wish people we’re nice to me” “Your wish is..” *”stooped”* _slap_

[@catt9918]

My fave is i like trains

[@yokaiwatcher8500]

I like 🎵it’s a lovely day to walk down the roads and if I ever stop singing I will explode🎵 I even wrote a sequel 🎵I’m eating a sandwich with lots of ham and if I ever stop singing I go kablam🎵

[@Eight_Ventures]

How about this 🎵I’m eating some ice cream right now and if I ever stop singing I’ll go kapow!🎵

[@blxck-mage_]

Ok

[@mekhie.r.duncan3825]

@@Eight_Ventures correct

[@alexkempken8113]

My favorite asdfmovie skit is this one: “Doctor I’m afraid of backstories.” “When did this all start?” “Well- AAAAAAAAAAA”

[@eoincampbell1584]

underated

[@Brass_Buckle]

@@eoincampbell1584 leave him be

[@calatwork7308]

@@Brass_Buckle what

[@datoneguy2361]

This is probably where that meme originated from

[@Eshyyyyy]

@@Brass_Buckle do you know what underrated means

[@jvgreendarmok]

"Play that one" has the advantage of some great slapstick timing and a catchphrase from another TomSka character.

[@pihlajafox]

9:35 Fun fact: In Finland you have to help people if their healt is in danger, so I guess that in some countries he the superhero would be a criminal

[@IAmBraindead98]

Personal favorite: "You're FIRED!" "You can't fire me, I QUIT!!" "You can't quit, I QUIT!!!" "You can't quit, YOU'RE A FROG!!!!" "You can't 'frog' me, YOU'RE MY WIFE!!!!!" "I'm not your wife, YOU'RE MY WIFE!!!!!!" "Oh, hey Honey, how was work?" "Pretty good, but I quit my job." "You can't quit your job, YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!!!!" A̜͓͙̮ͭ̇ͪ͜A̪̱͒͢Ą̤̩̟̱̌̔A̶̮̰̟̱͇͙̎Ą͔͉̪͖̺ͫ̈͐͑A̷̜͈̻͍̟̺̩͓̓Ȧͩ̒͋͏̰̺̜͇À̧̤̺͛Ä̧̬͕͉̗́̓̓̚Ă̰͖̗̻̫̩̳͘Ȁ̜͍̼͎̱̍̀ͅA̡̩̠͗Ä̩̰̫͓̇ͬ͘Ã̝͙̜͆̉͛͟Á̈́҉̯̱̥̹̱A̴̙̬̫̩͖̗̋͑̊A̔ͤͫ̄҉̫̬̗̲A͒͊҉̲͔

[@zavhyatta9795]

where is that?

[@anthonydoesstuff]

@@zavhyatta9795 be quiet

[@user-yg7iw3kb1m]

@Zavh Yatta be quiet

[@yeahimleavingagain6967]

I love that too XD

[@ChoaiDode]

Same here

[@MoempfLP]

I realised today, that the guy climbing out of another guy, was the guy eaten by the second one earlier.

[@Waltis123]

Same

[@TheMan-Man]

Same here.

[@RealCoolstriker64]

Same!

[@leubah]

same

[@kittytroublemaker2283]

Same

[@Izzul_Animation]

"Murder is great" -Tomska

[@sedemu]

tomsk

[@robertwyatt3912]

The true answer is BAL MAN

[@LadyKattrina84]

TomSka: "Who's letting their kids watch this stuff?!" Me: Slowly raises hand. "My son introduced me to these."

[@NIDELLANEUM]

I like the fact that your son showed them to a parent

[@bukowskifamily7728]

lol sound like my brother when we were younger

[@pilesofkittens]

Dude every kid in my school watches it, today a kid on the bus showed me the suicidal muffin song

[@VideoUser52]

Haha

[@rand0m_artz_]

I introduced my son to this

[@bryntyjermy1854]

Never thought I’d hear Tom Scott say “Oh no I’m still alive” but here we are

[@lizs004]

Thanks!!

[@Sir.Twisted]

i thought it was.

[@alexfelgar9821]

Why. Why would you butcher his name

[@xxkewldudexx]

@@alexfelgar9821 Voice typing maybe?

[@monochaos9442]

I'm surprised it took this long for him to say it

[@magic-muffler]

13:59 “He’s just flailing in a direction”. Best thing said by Tom.

[@JayDeeIsMyName]

Hearing TomSka calling it "As-Dif-Movie" is like a historical moment in itself. I've known about it for years, yet I always called it A-S-D-F-movie.

[@marretjep]

can we all just agree that Tom Scott was the perfect contender to be voicing the 'falling on a guy-speaking to a dog-committing suicide-man' simply because of the analytical nature of this video?

[@KapitanWasTaken]

Thank you! I didn't know how to put it the words but you did.

[@Boredman567]

Also I never realized that you can't say Tom Scott without saying Tomska

[@lazergurka-smerlin6561]

@@Boredman567 I didn't know anyone pronounced an a like an o but now I do

[@lizziethewitch7770]

@@lazergurka-smerlin6561 might be american? Not sure either

[@fireflames09]

It was the PERFECT cameo!

[@theragingllamas4764]

“What’s that behind your ear? ITS A HEARING AID!” “wHaT??” Is my favourite

[@mondelsson]

This is my personal favourite. I laughed for a long time when I saw that for the first time.

[@Omnificence2016]

Gotta admit, that one was pretty cute.

[@strawbee.s]

Mine too

[@satibel]

plot twist: it was a herring aid.

[@saturnisdizzy]

its my favorite too

[@tylerhalloran9158]

The fact that tom has such an amazing grasp of humour and film making

[@Franzeco333]

16:28 You could've easily put Fear after Disgust to have ASDF in it

[@centennialstudios6097]

Tom didn’t create a new sketch for this he just zoomed in on the “Now the funniest thing you’ve ever seen... from really far away” joke

But the dialogue does not match.

[@jacktheripper7735]

From that far away, it would get garbled

[@andrewcheng1948]

But there was an explosion

[@thecosmicalcat]

That was the gun going off

[@maewilkes8883]

...then the dog says "Apple!"

[@VTPPGLVR]

Me: **hears presidential debate in the other room** TomSka: Babies heard, but babies not seen. No babies.

[@Skeleton_Dork]

Tom just casually inventing new live-action asdf movies over the course of the video is legendary

[@-syntaxerrorguy7-10]

My favourite asdfmovie sketch was definitely "egg"

[@davinurfer183]

“Which according to the Geneva Convention, makes me a war crimina- oh”

[@First_LastName]

Geneva Convention? More like Geneva Suggestion.😎 (I didn’t create this joke tho)

[@davinurfer183]

First & last Name it is only a suggestion if your suggesting you wanna be killed

[@masonkaplan9311]

Knowing that the little girl who got kicked to the moon ate desmond the moon bear has officialy ruined my childhood.

[@TheoTheCoolest]

Same

[@tmuller9905]

And it made mine better

[@elektroduck446]

When he said that I was like :O

[@aymz.33]

Same

[@RBJ_Eternauta]

"Nooo, Desmond...! You was my favorite, why did you have to die"

[@The_Arcane_Potato]

"which according to the geneva convention makes me a war criminal. oh" and then an ad came immediatly after. my god that was perfect

[@goldenolaf20]

This is a top tier video holy shit

[@turtlecat2258]

This man is a genius, he literally made the best ASDF movie joke

[@houdini8194]

He made all the ASDF jokes

[@williammorales8780]

The butt joke?

[@dimitrijames00001]

@@houdini8194 actually no

[@captainfa-it-lcon915]

yeah, but he sounds drunk when he talk french.

[@elimentkidmakesuhhhcontent4264]

@@houdini8194 then proves his point

[@quasarm825]

My favorite is: “Dad, I’m gay” “I have no son” “ *GASP* This isn’t my house”

[@phxed]

One of the best up there, with the "you're fired, you can't fire me I quit" etc.

[@quasarm825]

@@phxed exactly, asdf 12 was an instant classic

[@neonblade8591]

@Mario AWOOOOOOOOO

[@neonblade8591]

@Mario omnomnomnomnomnomnom

[@leonfergozi]

299 like you are very welcome,300 like

[@samuraistrike1]

Alternative title; Tomska explains why death is funny for 24 minutes

[@BlackHoodaOfficial]

1:29 1:42 2:02 2:16 2:44 What a smart way to make people watching the sponsorship without skipping. 😂

[@briflow]

"honey do you like my new shoes?" "you are a chair darling." "I CAN DREAM HAROLD-" i STILL use "i can dream harold" to this day in everything i do

[@xyphious]

Yes. Perhaps my favorite sketch

[@mattalegi286]

69th like

[@poopmcpants]

I literally almost spasmed when he said “Desmond is alive up there. *AND WHO ATE HIM* “

[@alanaflynn8878]

One of my favorite moments of the video too XD

[@tarlscarface6108]

Who ate him

[@North.Dreamer]

I died, I never thought of it that way till he said so 🤣

[@pintpullinggeek]

It's all connected!

[@Squish_Squash]

I think my favorite asdfmovie joke/sketch will be the original "everybody do the flop". The first time I saw it, all those years ago, I laughed so hard I was in genuine tears. it was so quick, so unexpected, and the dead silent pause after everyone faceplanted into the ground was ideal humor to me at the time. And to this day every time I see the original "everybody do the flop", I at least crack an amused smile

[@TankR]

Remember, dissecting a joke is like dissecting a frog. Nobody laughs, and the frog dies.

[@demigoddessofwisdom2712]

“Aww what type of dog is he” “He’s French” *WOEUF*

[@shannon2255]

Hey..hey guy smell my flower LOL

[@demigoddessofwisdom2712]

@@shannon2255 * sniffs * mmmmm

[@ieatzglitterz]

@@demigoddessofwisdom2712 *gets scared Ahh lolz

[@iliketrainskid6109]

@@shannon2255 I like trains

[@demigoddessofwisdom2712]

@@iliketrainskid6109 * gets run over by a train *

[@temxasred3086]

I love how the "Here comes the airplane" joke implies that the "I like trains" kid can summon multiple modes of transportation,not just trains

[@dracomurdock6349]

While that's true, he likes trains.

[@BlightCosmos]

Or maybe it was his mother that is able to summon planes

[@temxasred3086]

@@BlightCosmos that would make sense, but the plane only crashed once the kid opened his mouth

[@arenexa9013]

@@temxasred3086 you see the trains dont always come immediately when he says he likes trains

[@jamilgonzaga7081]

What if that's his mother, and that she died from her own powers? And that kid turns out immortal? And that he lives alone all the time suffering from his own powers? And then he learned to control his powers and the became evil?

[@buddyltd]

I love how in the analysis of types of ASDF jokes, the joke both preceding and succeeding his identification conform to that analysis.

[@ManuelRiccobono]

I really can't pinpoint what makes your video great. It's just... everything. Please never stop.

[@MrLegendofLP]

I don’t believe it... the “perfect asdfmovie joke” genuinely made me laugh out loud. Just proof that asdfmovie has genuine comedic merit I suppose!

[@katalantra]

lol i thought this was going to be a joke... and somehow it actually was! xD i guess thats why im still laughing like a maniac xD

[@martinp1054]

you can see it in the eyes of that dog, he will be scarred for the rest of his life

[@brosthestickmandude]

EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP! (Falls)

[@TreniFS_]

Ikr, usually if your expectations are high you'll be disappointed, but here I was being presented the "perfect asdf" and yes, yes it is!

[@olliehop20]

The dogs eyes did it for me, I love it

[@AriaKyuKyu]

My favorite joke: -Doctor, I'm afraid of backstories -When did this all start? -Well, ahhhhhAAAAAHHH- Asdf Movie 8

[@anxiousmessbugg6467]

Really mine is It's a lovely day to walk down the road and if I ever stop singing I will explode HEY STEVEN What have you done

[@AriaKyuKyu]

@@anxiousmessbugg6467 *BOOM* Haha! Is a good one

[@dibmembrane4434]

I like trains

[@XtraNinja]

Really hard to pick out a favourite but one parody someone did was absolutely funny. Patient: “Doctor, I’m afraid of doctors.” Doctor: “When did it-“ Patient: “AhhhhhhhHHHH!”

[@AriaKyuKyu]

@@XtraNinja xD brilliant

[@DrawnCanary]

“How does 2020 end?” “It doesn’t” Man, you didn’t know how right you’d be.

[@immagical7036]

I rewatch the series every now and again and each time the experience is glorious

[@meredythwithay5187]

A favorite of mine has always been: "Honey, why is the baby on fire?" "BuY mE mOrE jEwElRy"

[@OctoHedgy]

I still can't understand to this day :'(

[@jadesketch1726]

@@OctoHedgy comedy

[@ionarevamp]

@@OctoHedgy I guess the idea is that shallow gold diggers are terrible moms

[@white_mage]

@@OctoHedgy you're too young

[@raffimolero64]

jewlery

[@holycheeseburger2981]

"After all, Desmond survived... and who do you think ate him?" I'M SORRY WHAT?!!

[@andrewcheng1948]

I mean,if he suffocated,why is there only bones?

[@holycheeseburger2981]

@@andrewcheng1948 that's a fair point. Bodies don't decompose on the moon because there's no air.

[@Jackesfox]

Deep lore

[@agentxx3022]

IS THAT CANON NOW ?!?

[@kaptinkookie6403]

Agent XX302 I think it is...

[@ChrisKeziahHyde]

That sketch at the end was worth watching the entire video

[@frogqueen9738]

9:30 Depending on your career or situation it could technically count as neglect, which could get you a murder charge if you neglected to save a life, despite having full ability to.

[@RegularDude]

My favorite is: "Son, don't touch that cactus." *Touches cactus* "You're dead to me."

[@gnomeyt9339]

So is the algorithm’s, you, sir, have extreme taste

[@peppermint.flavoured.avacado]

I like the classic "I stole your hat" "Well I stole your face" .The " you'll never take me alive ! "Trumpet one is funny too

[@elektroduck446]

My fav is the one where there looking for the baby and the wife suggests that he might have gotten outside and the wife is actually the baby.

[@lunar_memories9981]

I personally like the one where the mom says, “Jimmy, take out the dog,” and the son says “yes mother,” before shooting the poor dog. And then the mom says “for a walk, Jimmy.”

[@TMS-Oddbot]

My favorite would probably be the sketch where Jimmy kills the dog. I know, I am horrible. But that was before 13, where I was introduced to...well, 13 just came out, so I should let you watch it, but it has a ball in it.

[@coffeejellyash]

"How does 2020 end?" "It doesn't." "Yeah that scans."

[@theillusionist1494]

Say what you will about Raid, I absolutely will not disagree with you, but I do respect that, as long as you don’t make fun of them, you’re basically allowed to just go absolutely fuckin wild in their sponsored segments.

[@wonderchubby]

What?

[@ActuatedGear]

@@theillusionist1494 I'm gettin' me some Bleeple Bloops!!!

[@ethyn]

Yusra Hussein r/woooosh

[@ethyn]

Underscored Frisk he means that makes sense

[@ThatDiamondGuy1565]

We need a compilation of every youtuber cameo in asdfmovie!

[@Bone_Incidents]

“How does 2020 end?” “It doesn’t.” Jesus Christ this aged like the finest wine in existence

[@klystron2010]

The worst joke is clearly Raid Shadow Legends.

[@Beengus]

Yes!

[@Omnificence2016]

Ik, it's like...Has anyone in the comment section even played the game?

[@Omnificence2016]

Ik, it's like...Has anyone in the comment section even played the game?

[@9PlatinumGamer9]

@@Omnificence2016 It's your bog standard, extremely pay-to-win mobile shitshow.

[@Kilesfactor]

PlatinumGamer so it’s like Alliance of Valent Arms?

[@nerd_5615]

I'm personally a fan of: "Did somebody say WAFFLES?!" "...no." "...I HAVE BRAIN DAMAGE!"

[@ghosty3494]

Please help me

[@ghosty3494]

@ZYK GoD yes

[@johnvicaireiii5537]

I like that one a lot too.

[@Archangel.Azrael]

That my fav to

[@chederharoutian3959]

Nerd_561 I tricked my friends by saying I made that up and they believed me haha

[@starcrashr]

"Observably well-fed" is how I'll describe my physique from now on.

[@chexo3]

It probably helps that it went on for so long. At some point a bit of nostalgia helped it be self sustaining.

[@mukke9728]

My favourite sketch is probably the “You know who’s gay? Us.” It is unexpected in a certain way, has reoccurring characters and brings joy. Though I have to say the perfect joke was also very good indeed.

[@Bogalog]

Muffin

[@Aero_Skies]

Since everyone else's is doing it, my favorite asdf joke: "Doctor, I'm afraid of backstories." "When did this all start?" "Wel- AHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

[@aweebwithanalias7050]

That is one of my favorites

[@Spido68_the_spectator]

I love it too

[@gibbous_silver]

Stolen comment, I think

[@humixmusic4lyf]

mine has to be the ' _have you seen mah lemons ?_ ' ' _i want mah lemons_ '

[@imikimi06]

@@gibbous_silver no its not, it's an opinion comment

[@beaksters]

I did actually enjoy the final skit a lot.

[@Srcsqwrn]

That stairs joke is still one of my favourites from this series. Amazing.

[@lukebiltcliffe3359]

“What is vore?” *vsauce music plays*

[@trixiegamez8553]

Lol

[@FreshTheMation]

Lol

[@melimsah]

I died.

[@lukebiltcliffe3359]

melimsah thats not very good

[@rosewinter4818]

“aw look at the little baby” **baby giggles** “and now look at the big baby” “wah”

[@waldotheranger3987]

I really thought this one would be on the top 10.

[@laveiya3277]

This is my daughters favourite haha

[@michaelstefanosky2413]

Upload

[@alexpvzplayer6659]

The ad break was genuinely so good that I didn’t skip it lmao

[@caileanm2009]

Going to admit wasn’t expecting to see the LegalEagle channel but that was awesome

[@solomonbardalez4285]

"YOU'RE FIRED!" "YOU CAN'T FIRE ME, I QUIT!' 'YOU CAN'T QUIT, I QUIT!" "YOU CAN'T QUIT, YOU'RE A FROG!" "YOU CAN'T FROG ME, YOU'RE MY WIFE!" "I'M NOT YOU WIFE, YOU'RE MY WIFE!" "well hey honey, how was work?" "Pretty good, but I quit my job." "You can't quit your job, you're *FIRED*!" *"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"* Edit: I messed it up and got over 500 likes with no one correcting me......guess im not the only one who forgot

[@johnvicaireiii5537]

I've been thinking about that one lately...

[@coldsobanoodle7407]

My favorite

[@tornadix99]

For some reason, for me, the autotuned video is even funnier.

[@EmberTheShark]

Honestly that Joke only works with Mikes voice

[@9jettube]

I know right! I wish that one was in the top 10 it's one of my favorites!

[@notpostinganymorelolsorry]

My favourite asdf clip: “Honey, do you like my new shoes?” “You are a chair, darling” “I CAN DREAM HAROLD”

[@basyaroslav1938]

"dad, i'm hungry"

[@lonesome3958]

@@basyaroslav1938 hey hungry i'm dad

[@basyaroslav1938]

@@lonesome3958 Why did you name me this way... y y y!? :.(

[@lonesome3958]

@RІТА 25 y.o OPEN MY CANAL !!!! shut up bot

[@Trotazik]

I like the boys don’t cry one

[@good4nothingz]

trumpet license and play that one will always be a couple of my favorites omg-