10-16-17: Heimlich Maneuver, Swingers, Pringles, Callers | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #46

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[@P0ppaH]

Damn Theo!! You're a dedicated man. Brought all that shit (camera, mic, headphones, etc) on the road just to give us a proper podcast. Don't think this went unnoticed. Much love and appreciation over here bro!! Can't wait to next week.

[@TheoVon]

yall show up so i show up

[@jessicaschenck7424]

deal

[@Eric-bq4si]

"His waist was basically a forearm with a spine in it". Haha!

[@SpaceMotorist]

Theo, remember how you said that Ralphie always made you feel good on purpose and really, genuinely, cared about you? I feel like you are that for a bunch of us. Thanks for helping me through a rough couple of inner darkness days without even knowing it.

[@SpaceMotorist]

Had to add...I've been watching a ton of Ralphie May recently, such an awesome human. Hope you're up there making the Good Lord laugh big guy!

[@kuddlykoala896]

EmeraldHorizons I have to agree. This kid and I call everyone a kid ..I'm 40...Isdifferent in a real good way. Thanks Theo for your insight,time,openness and brilliance.

[@TheoVon]

thanks. they have a memorial thing for him tmrw night at the comedy store im gonna go to

[@SpaceMotorist]

That's awesome. He deserves it. I will try and make it there, if us non-comedian civilians can go.

[@davidmari2122]

I love this whole family of listeners. The vibe is good

[@AgentMetapod]

If you don’t die you were just choking LMAO

[@chillout7975]

No matter what is goin in my life ...if there’s a new This past weekend I’m listening to it...✌️thanks for being a big dose of fabuuuuuuuulous man

[@chimranzeerambam1453]

"Shoulders like a 2-legged bison, ya know what I'm sayin like a 5'4 French bulldog, like ahh, like ahh, a person in a wheelchair that lives up a hill." 😂😂😂 1 OF THE MOST VIVID DESCRIPTIONS I HEARD IN MY LIFE THAT HAD ME DYING THANK YOU LEO💀💀💀😂😂🤣🤣

[@houseplant36]

Theo you are a storytelling phenom. Keep this shit going. Love it

[@dfaz917]

This lesbian was in the absolute comedy zone for the first 28 min 😂😂😂😂

[@puddintaine4556]

*Fried, dyed and layed to the side.*

[@aarongraham1585]

Amazing episode this week, really helped me out a lot thanks man 🙏🏼

[@DrNo918]

Love the dedication and much love to you my dude thanks for Podcast on the road buddy!!!

[@Eric-bq4si]

The elevator was a vertical fuck trolley. Nice.

[@bronsonhonea5774]

Hey Theo podcast is great keep up the good work also I’m from Covington and I think we grew up in the same pour white neighborhood so I can relate to you when you talk about Covington. Your great brother Godbless

[@TheoVon]

respect bronson. yeah i lived at 623 east magee street, but spent time on 25th st as a young child. be well bruh. Go LIONS!!!

[@ramondimas1252]

Had the body of a forearm with a spine lol I was in the toilet when I heard that and I chuckled and as I did an extra squirt came out my butt. That squirt wouldve stayed there another day or came out as a surprise during a restful fart. You changing lives in more ways than one Theo. Stay up.

[@storytimewithbluzski1652]

Listen to theo every day at work and it really makes my day go by alot better, I swear theo you keep me from going insane and motivating me not to act on the dark arts, I think I have a similar addiction as you and you really helped me realise I needed to beat it, or I mean not beat it haha you know what I mean. Thanks alot man, keep up the good work.

[@TheDrobitussinDJ]

Who everz birthday it was, from the background, we have a lot in common. It was my birthday too this year!

[@Eunos_FD3S]

thanks Veo, for everything

[@xpimpitox]

My mental health and battle with the dark arts has taken a toll for the worst this year but no matter how bad I feel, listening to these past episodes in order in between the latest weekly drops always brightens the darkest days. Thank you for the nonstop laughs bruh and for sharing your personal struggles which are so relatable to many of us. Whenever you hit the bay area next, you bet your ass I'll be there! Gang gang!

[@markanthony1273]

Really enjoyed todays show! Keem them coming Theo!

[@Barry_Fink]

Another great show Theo! loved the story about the black hammer aka black and decker. Keep up the great work brother!

[@Sjordan1496]

Damn dude if I go with that Gatorade and tuna I also get that closed up throat action so fucked up too fucking funny

[@Sjordan1496]

The gatorade always got to be first though or else the reaction want boil up nicely

[@TheoVon]

its rough

[@Sjordan1496]

Theo Von yea rough on the throat just found the podcast love it

[@segaki]

I knew it was monday....

[@chrisinator13]

All of your videos reminds me of the comedy central show where they tell the ridiculous stories... But better

[@goodgaming5720]

Love the show, love you bro! You're such a positive guy

[@bfantaye]

Lol! If there's Wheat Thins, I'm going in!! 😂

[@Klocaine237]

Your the bees knees buddy. Keep bringing it. We love you in VA

[@steve7015]

More I see you the funnier you are....great gifted funny guy.

[@lucciallah]

by this episode he really mastered his space. throwin heat

[@bubblywaters3116]

You rock and give surprisingly great advice.

[@americanskarbie4430]

Ha! To Theo! I can't believe I missed you hear at the Lake of the Ozarks! When were you here!?

[@kArLosDaINgEr]

Beat that tuna!

[@liquidgold]

Personal therapist Theo Von. Brings calm to the storm of this dumbass life

[@Bwh-rm3py]

Holly shit i spit my vodka out with the Umbrella tuna can shit!! funny as fuk

[@wombathijs4560]

You are fuckin hilarious . another amazing podcast

[@pmjcdteam]

I swear I think like you it's so scary

[@fargoth7]

My man theo!

[@cleverchimp499]

What was that intro song dude i really liked it who was that ?

[@brianlewis1372]

This one got real.

[@Nautilus1972]

Love you, maing!

[@3232jrob]

Jesus man I about fell out over Black and Dickher and the elevator story.... like Chinese food that's been left in your car still smells kind of sweet but if you eat it you know it's going to upset your stomach holy shit dude I was about to fucking died !!

[@TheoVon]

praise gawd baby

[@3232jrob]

Theo Von Have you ever thought about doing the podcast a couple more times a week? I can't get enough of your show!

[@miurasvlamborghini]

There's alot of cool cats perusing this comment playground.

[@nickaloo]

onward

[@JK-tg4rw]

Luv your analogies& metaphors..but I'm never gonna look at Chinese Food in the same way again! Lol. (And the name of the game U were at a loss for is, Naked Twister! ;-)

[@TheoVon]

TWISTER!!!! yes

[@JohnSlade1989baby]

Theo von lets have dinner

[@JK-tg4rw]

That was so sweet, what u said about how u play along with your Mom's new boyfriend when he experiences an Alzheimers moment to make him feel good or like he's still a part of everything, I've done that too with some of my patients in the past. U sound like the "Cool Fun Uncle"...your gonna be an excellent Daddy someday too...that is IF U ever get past your Asexuality...Ha! U will tho... once U meet "the one" for you!

[@JK-tg4rw]

When U spoke of not having "White Privilege", just wanted to say I think if U had, U wouldn't be the same Theo Von as U are today! Your experiences have built character, strength, compassion, wisdom and made U into whom U are today!! It contributed to your well roundedness and ability to empathize or walk in someone else's shoes, in order to be able to reach out, encourage, help&lift people's spirits in a way no one else but U can! Not to mention being able to reflect on it and put a positive spin onto your stories in a humorous way to make people laugh!! U are ONE OF A KIND Theo, God definitely broke the mold when he made YOU!! :-)

[@Hu1ud]

Love you man

[@justinbaker5359]

25 now as of yesterday, time to stop this sleep walking, and get woke! But not like a sjw... :)

[@chriskraft7792]

I didn't

[@nickgass3711]

I just turned on some instrumental music while Theo talking. Bruh, sets the podcast off!

[@pontsii]

lol

[@TheFarmacySeedsNetwork]

Theo... I challenge you to go logging for a bit... it is a very tough job... dangerous and physically demanding... well unless you're just sittin in a skidder all day.

[@chrisinator13]

The Farmacy Seeds Network hunting logs can't be that bad

[@TheFarmacySeedsNetwork]

Go watch "Axe Men".... That job is dangerous and very physically demanding.

[@carlindurfee7566]

@@chrisinator13 I had 18 oak or maple trees removed from my yard and it needed heavy equipment and it looked intense

[@katemccoy7368]

Just wanted to add my support to you you're awesome you're one of my best friends in my head. thank you so much for all the encouragement you gave me. I've been married now for 4 years my husband struggles with the Dark Arts ( porn a addiction) we do have a great sex life I'm satisfied but I think it's just something he struggles with he said he been with that long before me. Sometimes I think he puts it before our relationship but as you're saying in the cast there's a lot more too relationship. We married in our 30s and we have no children I pretty much inherited 7 Acre Farm for my family life's great but we struggle with this. I love getting your honest opinion on this because sometimes my husband has a hard time admitting these things and it helps for me to talk about it in a rational way thank you so much your perspective on this. I fell in love with you over the hamster stories. All the best to you and pure love 😘

[@TheoVon]

Thanks Katie. i needed to read this today. Its rough, bc i will go a week without a though about it and then BAM in a second im on a site. Keep the convo open. :)

[@d.j.melena5357]

Like Buster Douglas... if you will

[@Mike-hq5ox]

Gang

[@AdamFDavis]

Loving the pod Theo! Always giving me a different perspective on things...appreciate it bruh.

[@kasiecastleberry]

"Take one for the team And sometimes you take the team.. for one." You are a poet. And I adore you.

[@billybob-hv5hl]

Celebrate living!!

[@AlchemySurfboards]

Going deep on them calls boy💪 Onward

[@AmandaIsAwesome]

Aww!! This was filmed on my birthday!! 💕

[@apiemikey]

Trollop lmao "they for a tooth brush in they purse " lmfao

[@fostertinayou]

I love your work, thanks so much for keeping it real

[@ruthanna4713]

another great monday phiew

[@pmjcdteam]

Hail to the wheat thins

[@TheFarmacySeedsNetwork]

so... maybe "aquafood" is a more appropriate term.. :)

[@thegratefulwooks]

God damn Theo I've been watching you for like 2 years and finally got around to the older stuff, you've always been a misunderstood fucking genius, no shot you see this at this point 🤣but you're the realist fucking dude out here, love you brother you've changed my life more than you'll ever understood. Be good to yourself you probably deserve it 👺gang baby

[@metalhead6111]

Nothin' like a swinger party fueled by Kirkland.

[@joa213]

The detail is ferocious! Loving this podcast dude, you're awesome!

[@crowe117]

These stories made me laugh my ass off, but you also captured how terrifying choking actually is. You're literally fighting with a tiny obstacle for the air that keeps you alive! Love the podcast man.

[@rtifishul]

The Heimlich story is one of the funniest things I've heard all year, Theo is killing it rn

[@petermcgill1559]

I love the intro music. I'm gonna look it up.

[@Yochillitsthatserious]

Thanks theo, youre the best.

[@toekneecastillo9929]

Awesome ! thanks Theo!!!!

[@Macequindoo]

Haha, crazy baaaang

[@xanderviktor4111]

My birthday was the 15th this is probably the best gift haha

[@thedude8254]

Her husband is useless, a shoulder massage? Come on bud

[@ianhop]

logging is not an easy job lol

[@ardoporkkropodra2474]

You are the man Theo.

[@PP-ul7bt]

by far the best