Hair Pyramid Scheme, Takes Callers | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #43

Theo gets into hair pyramid scheme. Thoughts, questions, ideas, soul issues, and constructive criticisms, hit the hotline: [phone]
Reddit AMA this Tuesday at Noon PST
Working on not making so many 'mouth sounds' on the mic.
Back to original format next week, i think.
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[@ThirtySomethingSuperMom]

My husband asks who's podcast I am listening to and my response is...a man who has magic growing out the fucking front of his head that's who.

[@mrtambourineman6107]

Never read ANY comments on KZbin!

[@SpencerJMusic]

Dude! you can't be talking about weiner holes and surgeries brah! I'm fucking squeamish over here!

[@Goo4You135]

Ya that was brutal, I was screaming in my car listening to that shit.

[@billybob-hv5hl]

Been kinda down lately but your podcast gives me an hour of peace. Thanks brother.

[@jakedevries1455]

I know what you mean it's a god send ain't it, thanks Theo!

[@ramondimas1252]

I feel you man. Laughter is here to heal us a bit. Theo may not know it but his words can change the day for some people. Stay strong brother. This feeling will pass.

[@joehopp7247]

How you doin bruv? We rootin' for ya out here in the universe!

[@christyb5575]

6 years later. It’s July 22nd 2024 and I’m hoping you’re feeling better❤️‍🩹

[@karmakollector2556]

Ah Theo don't worry about what people say, Ari is great.

[@Panicfan1982]

I love listening to you speak about life. You do you bud... if you want another person with you in the booth, have another person. If you want to take phone calls, do so my friend. If you want to play an intro song, play what you want. We listen to get a piece of your thoughts... trust in what you think and do... and we'll keep listening

[@markzark5774]

Panicfan

[@J_ay_Z]

Ari: "whats the word called? " Theo: "train" Me: hahahaah

[@dallassunderland]

i know i’m 5 years late but really don’t understand the hate to Ari. he seems like such a genuine guy and imo complimented Theo

[@matguerra333]

Theo Von is one of the best things to happen to me in the last month. This podcast is next to JRE in my playlist. You're a real dude, class act, thanks for what you do.

[@senseicorey9979]

Theo , good move having Ari read these comments on air himself. It makes those comments real. But fuck man, that shit was awkward !

[@TheFarmacySeedsNetwork]

Theo... I would have asked... no doubt..."Whats up with your braincase brah?" At Ari.... Don't let the negative youtube cunts get to you... there are a lot of trolls on youtube... and they don't need to face you or be held accountable for what they say... So don't take it so close to heart like you would an in-person comment. Calling a person a douche on youtube comments... wont get you smacked... but in person... it might.. :)

[@joehopp7247]

Today October 21st 2019 his podcast talks about his 2nd hair transplant, my lucky number 43 I typed into watch Theo's 43d cast and he is talking bout basically the same thing. Dark arts/coincidence

[@Markithan]

You're the fuckin man, keep it up bruh!

[@reedbruv2638]

Ari is great I like him and his stories, the dynamic he has with Theo is good

[@Flatearth69]

Martina not-gonna-liva

[@AfroBallsac]

I fuckin love the side-kick! #NutWagon

[@zackennedy]

I think Ari's great for reading news and then allowing Theo to comment. I think, as he gets more comfortable, his ability to provide funny banter will increase. I'd love to go back and forth with Theo, but I'd probably shiver and piss myself in front of an audience, so mad respect for Ari. And I'm wondering if he had something to do with the improved framing and 1080p quality. Love the pod and the Netflix special!

[@GUITARTIME2024]

Zac Kennedy boo

[@chillout7975]

Follicle jockeys 😂🙋you're just fckn aaaaaawesome Theo.... dnt mind the sidekick but maybe make the podcast longer then ? we want our Theo fix 😉🙋✌️

[@NathanlovesAna]

Going back to see the progres of your podcast is simply amazing ❤

[@rhinoproof]

Didja step ya camera game up bruh? Looking fresh in high def. I like Ari but prefer the solo podcast with the occasional guest. I understand it gets difficult to fill an hour but Theo is one of the few who can carry a solo show 100%

[@jenniferhansen4374]

U make my day better ty

[@mandymenosky2321]

Going back and starting the pod from the beginning was such a good decision. ALSO. You saying you look like sh*t made me so sad!!!! You are so handsome 😍🫶🏼 the absolute 🐐

[@jeffhirvelarunning]

Biggest laugh, from the live read: "is this shave gel? Is it a HAT?!" Spit up my damn tomato juice on this Virgin flight, bruh.

[@mrtambourineman6107]

Respect for that unnecessary surgery bruh

[@masonlanphere4534]

This Ari fella isn't bad. I have no problem with him. However This past weekend with Theo and The Teeb would be the greatest show on the internet.

[@sloridehikes]

Urethra Franklin

[@brantm217]

Keep Ari on the podcast. You guys already settled in better than last week. I think Ari should be a fixture in the cast but in a secondary role and you bring on another guest. It's a formula that most of the successful podcasts use. While Ari adds useful input, I think he can be used to bring up information and fact check as you go. You have had incorrect facts before but who hasn't. Villanueva from the Steelers actually had more to the story and actually came forward saying he was oit there alone because he missed ths communication about the team staying in the lockeroom during the anthem. You're benefiting from having Ari on the show, you just need to delegate what his role is.

[@hlinville6034]

bring Ari back...keep it where he has 15-20 mins riffing back and fourth with ya talking a couple topics. uneven Steven, copper heads ....so on and so forth.

[@cuybuddy3]

Ooooh boi. Who needs sleep anyways? Cheers Theo

[@mamadntplaygames]

Theo Von just wants to be cared about and tended to. This laughter and empathy is an unusual combination for me.

[@devin2800]

Imo looks like Theo found his Young Jamie or Lee Syatt. I think people hate change and we’re used to just Theo. I personally hope Ari stays.

[@art_by_ngl7128]

Let us pray for theos newly installed hamster rug. Amen. Making moves Theo keep it going hamster man !

[@racerx9223]

I need a wealthy woman to take me out on an adventure

[@jasonmullens302]

Love Ari. Don't listen to the haters.

[@jacobwalls452]

Agreed...cold weather is coming, can't wait!!!

[@alexmiller6572]

"Who you playing tennis with, Martina Notgunnaliva?"

[@Rickardio_]

Ari totally redeemed himself! Great podcast, my lil whistling Dixie.

[@skystahley3707]

Thank you Theo, you're hilarious man.

[@Jfxphoto]

Ari is great! People always hate change but I think he could be a great addition! Ride it out.

[@KIDiotequeA]

Shout out to my dude, Ari. I like the way you guys bounce that talk back and forth. I'd definitely listen to a spin off podcast of just you two, if he ends up getting voted off the island.

[@lloydclavey8874]

Huge fan brother. I think you two are just fine, keep doing your thing brother

[@kellyarnold4584]

Theo, I didn't dislike the first episode with Ari, but it was definitely different. This go round was better though, it was good balance. Ari has a relaxing voice and adds a little something to the show. I love the show Theo, so whatever you decide is best for you, do it. We will all still watch and listen because it's you!

[@jameswilkinson4632]

i think putting a face to Ari really helped. The guy seems genuine and is not at all how i pictured him to look. i dunno... now i think of him as a person so im on the sidekick wagon. #keep

[@philliphutchenson3842]

Love the radical honesty. You rock Theo.

[@nickbretz267]

That Underdog Cut: 00:12:50

[@madmax1442]

Respect brother ••. You’re a handsome man , and I’m a dude! Keep killing it !

[@amisku27]

I love Theo!!!!! you're the best ! I can listen to you all day long !

[@xFlyingFlip]

Here's my opinion on the guest format of the show, Theo... You do you bruh.

[@mitchellholman3501]

First! Love the show theo!

[@TheoVon]

thank u. im watching it right now. the first little bit to make sure it uploaded okay. we are watching it together bruh

[@mitchellholman3501]

When you comin to Utah bruh?

[@joshk9773]

This guy Ari doesn't know what besieged means....

[@SebTheKilla]

I feel your pain im almost 26,and my hair line is genocide.

[@724BUILTTOLAST412]

You should do one listener picked intro and one picked outro a week.

[@johnnyman1392]

funny thing...I couldn't finish the episode before this one because I couldn't stand to listen to ari's monotone, uninteresting whining any longer....and first thing this episode, I hear about everyone's displeasure with ari.

[@jimheard2808]

HAD TO SKIP this episode 40 mins in cuz the side fart was not good. He’s probably a fine person just a bad skick

[@michaeldennahower5507]

good job ari liked it

[@kjecrew]

"follicle jockies" bruh im dying

[@wombathijs4560]

Am I the only one who likes Ari?

[@noLuckyStrike09]

nope

[@arthura91]

Don't like him enough to share the podcast 50/50. If he's in for like 10-20% Of the time I'll deal with it.

[@mamadntplaygames]

I think I'm just not fully understanding how/why people such a problem with him nor why they feel they have to be so damn rude to get their point across. I personally enjoy it. A nice bit of yin and yang with different personalities. There can only be one "Theo". Matter of preference I suppose.

[@noLuckyStrike09]

It's the internet, too many opinions... Including ours I guess :-)

[@terminatorgir]

I agree with artie, a guest every few months is cool but I don't want him to be on every podcast

[@BlivenTheGoodLife]

Joey Diaz is coming to Omaha in nov, you gotta make that happen

[@phoenixmcandrewmusic]

my favourite think about Theo is tht you can press pause/stop.

[@barrywhite5062]

That intro/outro song is cool as

[@twrzenski]

Long hair dont care.

[@jmpsthrufyre]

Losing your hair just means you got more testosteroni bruh

[@dalenash4946]

Look here Patrick Sleezy. Adjust that captains hat and LISTEN TO YOUR FOLLOWERS. Our faith in your mouthpiece is what got us on this SHIP. Ask the followers what they'd want out of a "sidekick/ google searcher" My vote is SOBRIETY.

[@raw-g93]

I love ari I think he's funny smart guy

[@martinmare6215]

I feel you need to improvise your own podcast, don't consume your time reading self absorbed comments. you need to evolve your own style into THIS PAST WEEKEND.

[@stephenjoy1020]

18k views… wow this is pre KZbin Theo

[@glassylady2]

Hey sorry if its been answered elsewhere, but what are the full names of 2 songs Theo has played 1) the intro 'celebrate living" song 2) 'Emotion 11' song he says in the Sept11th show I thin? Any further info or places to find those songs would greatly be appreciated. Thanks All ;)

[@lucciallah]

Arri's cam looks like it was made of wood

[@markvickroy6725]

I think most of the comments were valid to some extent I was not a huge fan of the last podcast myself. But I also think that people who were just listening and not watching might have thought you had Ari shaffir in there if they weren't paying attention. I know I did. something about that Ari always rubs me the wrong way so maybe and just wasn't quite Fair all over

[@nennu6051]

Him roasting Ari was so funny……

[@InfiniteNallidge]

Theo. I know you want a longer neck. Invest in V necks and Henleys bro. Much cheaper than surgery or cosmetic procedures...

[@mrtambourineman6107]

Love you. Love your new theme tune. Just sayin though I'll listen to this one when I don't feel trepidation about the autumn season. I want as many as possible in my life , but we're just starting summer here dude. Seeya in the future dude

[@InfiniteNallidge]

Also Proscar 1/4 Tabs of 5mg once per day will grow your existing hair back. You are neurotic and I can relate.

[@chelseajones2112]

Ari's fine, let him settle in a little more. I think people are just jealous of him, most likely. He only talked for a bit on the last episode because it was an introduction.

[@jacobsmithmba6634]

guy ari will grow on you slowly...kinda like when Theo does a fat chick...takes time and could be a lot worse.

[@emetee7047]

Hey Theo Von ask Joe Rogan about that hair surgery and the scar on the back of his head it left behind...

[@ryanteacher8134]

Theo doesn't suffer from male pattern baldness (at this moment in time anyway) though. Although he definitely did NOT need a hair transplant, his won't turn out like Joe's. The reason Joe is bald now is because he had aggressive MPB, and at some point he just stopped talking the medication to keep it from falling out. Doesn't matter how many transplants you get, if you don't take the meds, it wall fall out again.

[@emetee7047]

Ryan Teacher all I was saying is that people usually get a scar on their head where they take the transplant from, so that when Theo Von decides to shave that animal off his head, for a role in something, he might have a scar on his dome. that's all.

[@ryanteacher8134]

Sorry I meant to address that too. Apparently the surgery has come on a long way over the years, and the procedures don't leave scars anymore. Don't ask why I know so much about this haha

[@724BUILTTOLAST412]

Theo "hair like magic" Von

[@ryanmcteer825]

I was glad to hear that most fans felt how I felt about Theo having a sidekick. I didn't want to leave a mean comment last week but my favorite part of this podcast is the fact that Theo does it alone. It makes it different from all my other favorite podcasts.

[@UDX-340]

Party In the back-Party in the front.business comin at you from all angles its a Ninja mullet.

[@TonySeagle]

"You can't think your way into positive actions, but you can act your way into positive thinking" I had to replay that a few times to wrap my head around it.

[@klasified1]

Dude on heroin needs kratom

[@Huxtee7]

My mother use to always say "You cant let THEM on the stage or they will take over the whole stage!"

[@Naz8_]

Woop! Just in time! Was about to head to bed but dem zzzz can wait. Powerful set these days bruh.

[@TheoVon]

thanks aaron. its gonna get better

[@Naz8_]

Theo Von Cannot wait sir. Sound comin through clean as faaaark too. Listen to these podcasts err night before bed. Your outlook on life is a beautiful thing man.

[@TheoVon]

Aaron Nibblets preciate it. Sometimes i get scared to share my thoughts bc im afraid i wont say them correctly. Sometimes my heart and brain and mouth all speak different languanges

[@Naz8_]

Theo Von and that's why this podcast (and anytime you speak) is pure authentic gold. Keep up the good work bruh! Much love.

[@CaptainSkeletor]

What is that song you play in the beginning? "celebrate misery" etc

[@blockbanger5149]

13:00 Theo Von is in beast mode about the hairdo.!. Classic.!.

[@amisku27]

I love Theo!!!!! you're the best ! I can listen to you all day long !

[@nickgass3711]

This video looking like Theo about to drop a hot R&B song.

[@beatking35]

AND ARI, WHY WOULD YOU BE GOING OUT TO LUNCH WITH A "GUY"? LOL

[@kanedrake3725]

If the side piece now his place and doesn't hog the mic

[@brucewayne9377]

Ari dont mind these typical negative internet hamsters. You are great sidekick, its a nice and interesting back n forth between yall. Theo keep doing these, you duck billed endemic platypus with magical mullet.

[@jamesmurray6363]

yo the ari ratio was much better this episode brah

[@greatspacecoaster8759]

I used to think Theo had only cool fans

[@tonyu2356]

You doxed the sidekick Theo we seent him

[@weedallweek]

Theo made him re-read the hate comment hahah

[@claytonmidgett7997]

Just getting off of work at the strip club. Sleep? Nah, podcast time!

[@TheoVon]

haha love it

[@Infiniteiii.]

nice camera bro

[@hulksfury37]

"Out here in these hair streets" Hah!

[@digitaldiet6157]

This is great like ari thanks

[@markvickroy6725]

brah... visual WHAT? not "actual" my man

[@markvickroy6725]

sounding like CoCo

[@bullseye1985mac]

Theo the everday hero Von