10 Challenges For Flat Earthers

[@smashmallow1012]

trying to win an argument against a flat earther is like playing chess with a pigeon. it doesn't matter how good you are, the pigeon will knock over the pieces, shit on the board, and declare victory.

[@slothdude8109]

Out of the thousands of comments today from other videos I've watched, this one actually made me laugh to the point where it made me cry. I usually never laugh that hard but boy you made my day.

[@smashmallow1012]

@@slothdude8109 thanks, i didn't come up with the quote though

[@slothdude8109]

@@smashmallow1012 Oh, well either way it still made me cry tears of joy! and no problem!

[@ThatOneKrab]

and probably choke on his on king while he does it

[@The.official.V]

What have you done? You killed him man 😂😂😂😂.

[@Fives411]

Winning an argument against a smart person is hard, but winning an argument against a dumb person is even harder

[@paulregner5537]

nah, it's impossible

[@takakocaesar579]

fives speaking facts, like the truth about inhibitor chips

[@ronanferguson4451]

Did fox actually set his gun to stun ?

[@hanslindgren954]

Convincing a religious person is even less possible, no matter how weird the religion is.

[@chuekillo]

Unless you're playing chess... I always lose. :(

[@Mani-st6gn]

This amount of logic you used in this video is beyond their understanding. Not that they don't understand, they just don't want to.

[@alexanderlittle9618]

They are unable to because their little brains can't handle it.

[@MineCraft-nz9pg]

Fact.

[@fl1nt001]

ikr they'll just immediately deny anything

[@ThisIsArty]

i made it 223 cause im evil like that

[@rxzileu-6645]

@@alexanderlittle9618 idk if they really got a brain..

[@Dead7Shot]

As a former AF pilot I would like to confirm I have ejected multiple times from close calls of crashing into the sun.

[@clairerobertson4442]

Meaning what ?

[@zeendaniels5809]

​@@clairerobertson4442It's a joke, he's messing with the flat heads 😂

[@victorfinberg8595]

yes, well, must be a third rate air force that gives you a second plane after you burn a billion dollars ever hear of icarus? he also flew too close to the sun

[@makushimus8421]

​@@victorfinberg8595may i ask what's your point? idk if you're joking or not

[@victorfinberg8595]

@@makushimus8421 half and half. a) original poster is clearly making a joke. there are several tells. therefore, i am not treating him as a flat earther, so anything goes. b) a pilot who ejects from a plane is put on ground duty, pending an investigation. the ejection needs to be justified, otherwise he is just grounded. that part is real. treat it as straight information, or a "straight man" response to a joke. c) if you don't know the story of icarus, look it up. he died because of hubris. of course, that story is a myth.

[@cuberynth3079]

My cousin was a flat earther untill very recently. Hopefully she is enjoying her first year of kindergarten :)

[@mohammedalmozaiyen9201]

They had us in the first half not gonna lie

[@ballooncoast848]

I mean she isn’t in kindergarten so

[@icedragon2030]

I was like that

[@AdrianTheHacker]

Lmfao

[@echo_z319]

@@ballooncoast848 ...???

[@Jimdoga]

You would have to have a 64 chunk render distance to see the other side of the flat earth right?

[@Kurachikento]

Lmaooo

[@vehicularcountryball6614]

@@Kurachikento indeed

[@tavitolopez9419]

Maybe..

[@playingwithfrosty3219]

my computer cant handle that, oh NOOO

[@lobothexile]

Oh no o- *explodes*

[@gnarlygnarwhal2441]

Imagine flat earthers surprise when they realise they've been breathing the atmoSPHERE and not the atmosflat.

[@alecj4439]

Lol good one

[@superkill6517]

Flat earthers dont have emotions

[@anaborja9724]

*surprised pickachu face*

[@joegeneric7973]

How did this have 200 likes in 6 hours?

[@joegeneric7973]

@Just Memin Just askin

[@peteskyrunner4845]

I was a flat Earther for four years. Then I turned five.

[@Moros-gg2jm]

Copied commet

[@AirtimeAdrenaline]

@@Moros-gg2jm improper grammar. And spelling.

[@gopalcaitanya6545]

Next year you will change back.

[@AirtimeAdrenaline]

@@gopalcaitanya6545 Your stupidity is beyond comprehension

[@penguin82875]

@@gopalcaitanya6545 nope

[@michaelwoodall7922]

If the Earth actually was flat, these people would believe in a globe.

[@andrewy-s6668]

LMAO

[@reginaldsmith9200]

That is funny, just to go against the grain

[@doctortrouserpants1387]

that is a very good point.

[@alexalcan]

you know what? That's definitely true

[@MattRob1c]

Yup

[@lxla_viri]

“It's hard to win an argument with a smart person, but it's damn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid person.” - Bill Murray

[@francescorota3580]

You are right

[@SoonyTheDumby]

True lol

[@liviu445]

'Hey I said that.' Sun Tzu.

[@Thesouljourney7]

@Killar 🤣🤣🤣I'm wheezing meee too man me tooo

[@atree8648]

Yeah !, yeah, I keep meeting those kind of people (frequently)

[@clggost4446]

I'm so glad that there are genuinely people who believe the earth is flat. Because it's a reminder that no matter how much of a failure I think I am, there is always somebody worse.

[@mikebaltazar1231]

Apply water to burned area

[@garlandpierce6148]

LOL

[@papasanzer8787]

I'm right there with you, and I let my inattention to detail cost me 6 toes last year (too stupid to pay attention to a glucose monitor for 20 years :( ). So the bar is pretty damn low.

[@vehicularcountryball6614]

@@papasanzer8787 that doesn’t sound too good, but flat earthers are millions of times stupider

[@karlschlackwhitehouse7676]

damn, that's some wisdom I'm taking home with me tonight

[@politicallyincorect4098]

"The government NASA jew penguins will kill you" Is one hell of a line for a physics debate

[@bradleysmith9431]

Yeah Jew penguins with AK-47 guarding the ice wall 😂

[@calory_consumr1355]

This part got me weak 😂

[@worsethanhitlerpt.2539]

I have another challenge for Flatties: Tie your own shoes

[@odishoyounan]

I had to pause the video when I heard this and laughed for a minute straight. Glad I wasn't the only one that globbed onto that quote. 😂

[@CaramelReign1990]

Took me out 😂

[@maybethere]

I _adore_ how all the flat earther responses to these kinds of call-outs are either insults or complaining about the person being "toxic" or "aggressive" because they literally can't find any other logical way to respond to them that hasn't been brutally disproven

[@brandonwitzel1841]

Yeah I go to recent comments sometimes when I see these videos again and they just hurl insults or say something like “this doesn’t prove anything” but they won’t disprove what he’s saying. Like if someone is wrong about something, you don’t just say “you’re wrong because someone is brainwashing you”. You would probably give reasons as to why they’re wrong but they don’t do that because they can’t prove him wrong.

[@redpanda7297]

I’m not a flat earther but you have to admit he does have a rude tone the entire video but I find the flat earth map and his amount of ways to destroy it are amusing.

[@brandonwitzel1841]

@@redpanda7297 yeah his tone might be a bit rude and I feel like if he tried to take a different passive approach, they might listen more and have a more open mind and maybe that’s why the flat earthers throw insults in the comments since he does also but it is kind of amusing for some of the insults but I feel like flat earthers probably won’t listen if he’s hurling insults their way in the video

[@tyronedsouza]

@@redpanda7297 they deserve the harsh treatment.

[@itswindwheelaster]

​@@brandonwitzel1841Thing is, even if you take a polite approach towards them, it's pointless, most of them are entitled to their opinions, so regardless if you're rude or nice to them, they probably won't change their mind, so it literally doesn't matter.

[@seaneee8229]

Calling a flat eather's iq equal to a pre-schooler is an insult to all pre-schoolers around the *globe*

[@thePersonoyt]

Yes

[@dylanhdog]

“BuT thE woRlD iSnt a GlObE”

[@urfavleo07]

Ikr

[@thomasirvin6803]

I see what you did with around the globe

[@jude1077]

Do you mean flat circle? /s

[@nobodyspecial-zy2wy]

My dad, who is a conspiracy theorist, doesn't believe that flat-earthers exist. He believes that people create fake conspiracy theories so that the "real" conspiracy theories will seem insane . . . I didn't even know how to process that.

[@cryptic2610]

Pro tip: counter any conspiracy theory by undermining one of its most well-established assumptions. "The moon landing was a hoax." "Oh, you're one of those people who believes in the moon."

[@yamikagevg7841]

Well thats better than being a flat-earther

[@bonnieryan_]

omg…

[@wayababaya]

🤨

[@toddlebean3110]

well I dont know about that, but I mean if there was stuff the government didnt want you to know, it seems like a good way to deter your average joe from becoming a conspiracy theorist.

[@jamesrodgers333]

If the Earth is flat, find me the cats trying to push everything off the edge.

[@randomdude055]

flawless arguement

[@jbaffy]

Flat earthers always confuse me. The earth is obviously the shape of an air conditioning pair coil 1/4 x 3/8 410a 20m polyethylene UV protected Insulated Copper heat resistant to 120 Degrees celsius

[@meraldlag4336]

No, it’s a Möbius strip

[@carrotmaster1331]

No it’s Patrick

[@LLouay-dg9mk]

I have no idea what you just said but I agree

[@xennaguy]

No it the shape of god

[@drmantistoboggan2870]

Uuuuh.... Earth is obviously 3/4 inch and 5/8th pair coil copper....

[@aaronmullen4654]

Tsunami: T is silent Island: S is silent Honest: H is silent Lunar Eclipse: Flat earthers are silent

[@hughtuller6344]

Psst. The T is tsunami is not silent, you’ve been pronouncing it wrong. Tsu is one of the building blocks of Japanese sounds. They also have Su, which is what you are using when you mispronounce tsunami. The Tsu sound is a subtle combination of the T and the S. Start off like you are going to make a T sound, then transition into the S. Other than that, thumbs up.

[@jojop6387]

The t is pronounced is tsunami

[@diminiegohomeyouredrunk8175]

Aaron Mullen it is “Ț”

[@diminiegohomeyouredrunk8175]

JoJo p it is pronunced “Ț”

[@halimhamdian]

🤣🤣🤣

[@JarmezGD]

Someone in my physics class was making fun of flat earthers and my teacher said ‘stop mocking mentally ill people’ lmaooo

[@perhapsYoYo]

mentally ill is an understatement

[@enderlordex9396]

APPLY COLD WATER TO BURNED AREA

[@depressoespresso5904]

@@enderlordex9396 LOL

[@pastoryoda294]

“Hi I would like to report a murder”

[@xiaofanghuang2228]

My Science teacher loves calling flat earthers retards.

[@Jao_O_Ser_Humano]

"if humanity is unfortunate enough that you've procreated" BRO THAT'S BRUTAL 💀

[@lolliii5477]

that's our habit dealing with baffoons.

[@onething65]

The fact that they can’t even agree on a single map/model proves their bs

[@Lehrbua1]

Fax

[@BspVfxzVraPQ]

Neither can the spherophiles.. Have you seen the number of types of projections they made? sjees..

[@dedley2664]

@@BspVfxzVraPQ if only their was something called a globe that accurately showed the earth

[@BspVfxzVraPQ]

@@dedley2664 I pitty those who not even try to prove the flat earth. Embrace science, try to prove it. I know it's totally bull, but I'm interested in people who try to prove it. It aligns my bullshit detector so it also works when it's not that obvious.

[@s7udmuphin]

@@BspVfxzVraPQ I mean they're called projections because they are directly based on a spherical globe, because you can't accurately draw a 3D object in a 2D space.

[@thehottoast]

If earth was flat then everyone would be in creative mode. Edit: I just love reading these comments.

[@Rosebeard780]

lol i just got that haha

[@Unpug]

LOL

[@xdnsvexd1401]

Ye lol got it

[@cheedam8738]

Lol

[@wayababaya]

lol

[@etrieusvet2070]

I love how people study more about flat earth models to debunk flat earth but flat earthers can't even study their own model

[@RaceLounge1]

You do realize there are no definitive models that scientists agree on right, only theoretical concepts.

[@spideyfan7554]

What about google earth I agree on that model

[@justabrokezombie6252]

@@RaceLounge1 hey look ! A Flat-earther !

[@TheBozBazooka]

@@RaceLounge1 Here children, come look at the real life flat earther! Yes, I know it is claiming utter BS as though its accepted fact (as if scientists don't agree on the spherical model), but isn't its dunce hat super cute??

[@letizialorusso1950]

@@RaceLounge1 yes, but that goes both ways. Flat earthers are convinced the earth is flat but their all argument defending their beliefs is that we can't be sure the earth is round or that we've never been in space to see it ourselves, but then they also cannot be so sure about the earth being flat 'cause of what they have said themselves. Then considering the amount of scientific proof we have, it shows that the theory of the earth being round is much more realistic than it being flat, exactly why most of humans agree on the fact our planet is round. All flat-earthers rely on is the usual "_you_can't be sure the earth is round" "_you_ haven't been to space" "_you_ haven't seen the round earth"

[@godisbollocks]

I genuinely appreciate the scorn and disrespect that resonates throughout your tone in these flat Earth debunking videos. There is no theory stupider than flat Earth, and it's embarrassing to share a planet with people so stunningly credulous.

[@TheoTungsten]

Quick, he's using science and logic! Run Away!

[@ericb3157]

reminds me of a movie i heard about where the hero defeats a wizard by talking about how unscientific magic is... it i remember, it's called "flight of dragons".

[@Brokengamer-cz2gv]

What is science and logic? Can you eat that?

[@D4rkslider]

@@Brokengamer-cz2gv yes

[@Brokengamer-cz2gv]

What does it Taste Like? Does it Taste good?

[@Ruhdolp]

@@Brokengamer-cz2gv it depends, sometimes people taste it and say that it taste bad, and sometimes people taste it and say that it tastes very very good.

[@midnightgamer1532]

IDK why flat earthers even bother, honestly, I remember hearing a post from Elon asking the flat earth society why there isn't a flat mars society, and they responded saying, "that unlike the earth, mars has been observed to be round".

[@midnightgamer1532]

Flat earther: Australia doesn't exist and that they're paid actors by NASA. Every Australian possible: Where's my f@ckin Cheque.

[@themythicwaffle]

@@midnightgamer1532 Lol literally.

[@idonteatcoldhardcheese]

Bruh

[@beastewy]

So has earth what the

[@Keagen804]

@@midnightgamer1532 🤣🤣🤣

[@FC-nr4ot]

The earth is actually a Toblerone shape. That’s why we have hills and mountains.

[@hydaulic4758]

True

[@louisbrice6279]

wheres the bear on the package tho hmm? debunked must have bear

[@rockii_music]

It’s god innit

[@rigby505]

Same

[@boubaker7037]

@@louisbrice6279 obviously the moon or the sun

[@Joel-kw9tj]

“Because the government NASA Jew penguins will kill you” 😂😂😂

[@HackerDragon9999]

NASA is an American thing. Antarctica is the territory of the Penguin Empire.

[@GCPSoft]

I spilled some coffee while listening him saying that! :-D

[@Shakazaramesh]

I met a flat-earther in real life once. He showed an image posted to one of his online flerf groups, it was a map of East Africa that pointed out how the Nile starts in Uganda and flows north through Sudan and Egypt and into the Mediterranean. He thought this was a knockout blow to the globeheads, but I was confused about what his point was. Then he explained that the river flowing north should violate the law of gravity. He really thought north meant "up".

[@petroleumalley]

That's why we call it Denial instead of The Nile. 😎

[@Krugis]

The thing that confuses me the most about this is that North exists on flerf maps too, and even points to the same place If the Nile exists and is flowing north, why would it be "up" on a globe but not a coin? I guess they really do think gravity just pulls things arbitrarily towards the south pole?

[@kaluluchance6377]

For all the people who clearly haven't tried using a ball and a coin to demonstrate the basic 2yearold physics at work here.......... On the coin the water would still always flow to find perfect level and obey density, taking the path of least resistance. On the ball... Well.. It is obvious the water would never stick to the ball.. And of course it would not ever flow UP. There is a reason this man is literally running from his own camera as if it is the paparazzi and glancing over each point so fast he doesn't leave enough time to provide a single compelling point of 'evidence'. 🤣 Beyond laughable.

[@Krugis]

@@kaluluchance6377 "water falls towards the ground when I drip it onto a ball, therefore flerf" Great argument you got there. Poe?

[@jaypaint4855]

Wow. That’s sad.

[@garysanford5096]

I got banned from a flatearth group by asking if social distancing had pushed anyone over the edge yet.

[@froxtynanosl2263]

LOL 🤣

[@MrDeathpilot]

It's funny how flerfers infest every space-science post on Facebook with their persistent derp-spamming and arguments, but if you argue with them in their own profile pages or groups, they'll block you.

[@Ratciclefan]

Is that a pun?

[@jumble5212]

Not original, stole this from a Reddit post 💀

[@VegetaandGoku_Gaming]

You're a chad.

[@marilynjohnson2025]

Remember in the Netflix documentary Flat Earth where the flat earthers attempted to prove the flatness of the planet, but when the results from their test came in, it had accidentally proved its roundness? Hilarious.

[@abishekpradeepkumar8217]

loll

[@BobOddishButDead]

What is it called?

[@coolguy9036]

@@BobOddishButDead it’s just called flat earth

[@gypsy.mountain.viking4505]

@@BobOddishButDead it's called "behind the curve". The ending is especially satisfying. (For non-flat-earthers, that is...)

[@BobOddishButDead]

@@gypsy.mountain.viking4505 thanks

[@haXXiGD]

The "C" in "Flat earther" stands for "Coherent arguments"

[@victorfinberg8595]

nicely done

[@trannhuhientrannhu8325]

for the people who found this and cant understand, theres no C so theres no coherency

[@victorfinberg8595]

@@trannhuhientrannhu8325 damn. you changed it from an inside joke

[@jacobdad2742]

😂

[@EGGSOUP365]

Yeah that is tru- Oh I see

[@JunnHoi]

Slimes would spawn if the earth is flat.

[@Pootis-hn3ky]

Yooooo!!! Your right!!

[@MrRockeur26]

I spawned already :o

[@JunnHoi]

@@MrRockeur26 *kills you*

[@Pootis-hn3ky]

**Shadow clone jutsu**

[@gabrielaceituno7801]

@@MrRockeur26 LETS GO FREE SLIMEBALLS

[@thesingularbean5915]

He sounds like when a teacher is disappointed in the class for how they acted with the substitute the day before

[@bigotank9884]

Fun fact 37 people have seen your comment in 3 hours

[@thesingularbean5915]

@@bigotank9884 nice

[@midosworld]

@@bigotank9884 I'd say 37 would have liked the comment in 3 hours. Many people could've seen it and not have given the comment a like.

[@a_gurl596]

@@midosworld well it was guaranteed that at least 37 people saw their comment under the course of three hours

[@thesingularbean5915]

@@a_gurl596 nah I still don’t think 37 people have seen it, it’s quite a lot tbh

[@akila527]

Fun fact: most people watching this aren’t flat earthers

[@GNCH_0420]

Rip, I was hoping for some drama

[@vincentavos]

@@GNCH_0420 same

[@netanelkomm5636]

@@GNCH_0420 same

[@smug5975]

@@GNCH_0420 same

[@jacobi316]

Most not all

[@calory_consumr1355]

“Not even the most Meth-fueled creatives amongst you could vomit enough magnetism jargon to justify it” This part has me weak 😂

[@XunXun-l9m]

Why have they not said anything about the lunar cycle

[@Kyleplaysgames567]

I have another challenge for Flat-Earthers. If you're traveling at 50 miles per hour, how long will it take you to go 50 miles?

[@flookd5516]

8”/mile^2 obviously.

[@aaryajain6396]

Huh? 50 miles! We can travel that much? I thought we can only take photos 😅

[@petroleumalley]

Unfair. That requires math with differentials and integrals.

[@huzzzer6083]

Don't go too crazy, this is impossible for them to figure out.

[@vasoconvict]

Considering moving all those turns and waiting at stop signs and lights, and all the slowdown in 25 zones and 20 zones, probably 70 minutes?

[@ThornFNF]

flat earthers probably eat cereal off of a plate instead of a bowl

[@coconut2232]

And they put the milk before the cereal

[@Generic_Noob]

@@coconut2232 me who puts milk before cereal: Maybe I am a flat earther

[@pufferfish9166]

@@nexnang122 with tears.

[@duckonaroll1913]

r/rareinsults

[@Yan.the.Disastrous]

@@nexnang122 and a fork

[@matthewpaul6904]

I wish I knew who said this: "The only thing flat-earthers have to fear is sphere itself"

[@Zakkarypillow]

My dad says this one all the time.

[@spherespace4869]

Damn i didnt know im such a feared being

[@protorhinocerator142]

Belief in the Flat Earth cannot be stopped. Soon people all around the globe will believe! Not so smart now, are you?

[@MrFrinZy]

@@protorhinocerator142 You being serious?

[@ramurollie]

@@protorhinocerator142 i feel bad for your parents for having you as a child

[@Dana__black]

Sometimes i feel dumb for being born with Down syndrome, then i remember there are flat earthers

[@I.M.SofaKingdom]

So basically, you were born with a learning disability and you are willfully intelligent. Flat earthers are born with a full set of brains and are willfully stupid. Like I've always said, it doesn't matter what you were born with. The important thing is what you do with it. You make your parents very proud, I bet. Continue to exceed expectations. You give me hope for the future. 👍

[@aetherwarrior4640]

Youre not dumb for having downs bro. Dont let anyone tell you different

[@JessicaLindsey-jw6nu]

You make fell DOWN, but the flat earthers are FLAT LIKE A PANCAKE. Get it? I'm laughing so hard...

[@lolliii5477]

You're just built different, they're built normal but they wrecked themselves.

[@goldenclockwise3513]

I used to believe in a flat earth, then I entered kindergarten.

[@blackhat4206]

Nah it’s usually much earlier than that if your parents are FEs or YECs... Some people snap out of it by high school or college but others never do. Conspiratorial thinking opens people up to believe all kinds of nonsense without good schools to teach kids to think rationally and form their own worldview based on actual facts and the scientific method. I’m so glad I was able to understand fact from fiction by kindergarten like the OP. Must be one of the lucky ones born with common sense.

[@user-do9pf4tt9x]

maybugproductions hmmmm.... do I hear.... a fuckin idiot!

[@blackhat4206]

hea art You do realize that a “hemisphere” is half of a sphere and wouldn’t exist on a flat earth, right? My bad if you were making a joke about the average leaps in logic flat earthers make 😂.

[@bloba4443]

hea art hahahahhaha you copied that exactly and you are pasting it everywhere lol it shows you can never come up with anything new to show that the earth is flat

[@blackhat4206]

@@bloba4443 that's all they got

[@highluxpotato810]

Globe earth proof: scientists, astronomers, literal space photos, common sense Flat earth proof: a couple facebook articles

[@esixsin2.080]

it's like *"I just wanna hear what I want to hear, and everything that says otherways is hoax, that's why the goverment brain wash the people, thankfully they can't brain wash us the most smart and god loving human"* 🗿

[@wetaq]

and some moronic youtube video💀✨ bye~

[@Moscato_Moscato]

Globe heads: >2500 years of experiments, modeling, countless papers Flat earth: ummm some rando wrote it in a book, I think

[@highluxpotato810]

KZbin is TRASH JEWTUBE please tell me you’re a flat earther so i can make fun of you for all eternity

[@ezekiel440]

@@wetaq cringe

[@sunsunmoon8385]

“I’m a flat earther” “That means he’s afraid of logic” “No it doesn’t” “How would a lunar eclipse happen, stay focused on a boat to see how it disappears, explain Antarctica” “Stop it Patrick you’re scaring him”

[@mr.mewtwo322]

“Actually Patrick, please continue, he deserves to suffer.”

[@amateurishanimation]

Also, explain timezones.

[@creeprvictor]

@@mr.mewtwo322 yes

[@creeprvictor]

Spongebob

[@Lucid372]

I know right

[@stubbydinosaur4332]

leave flat earth and join triangle earth. why? well because we have a point 😎

[@Literally_Gabriel]

Nah bro, I'm a Fiat earther. Like as in the Italian car brand

[@vaiyt]

Three points, in fact

[@ItsProTimeBro]

i prefer dinousar shaped earth

[@ethanchou4906]

It's common sense that the world is exactly 60 million meters x 60 million meters with a height of 256 meters, still waiting for a world expansion DLC in 1.18

[@Npfifyfour_]

Yep, we just need to wait till Mojang give us the hyped up update

[@thefastmeow]

why would they make it hardcore tho????

[@Goomba456]

@@thefastmeow god wanted the smp to be more interesting

[@thefastmeow]

@@Goomba456 damn where can i buy extra lives

[@ethanchou4906]

Someone changed the difficulty then /deop-ed himself

[@NovaChaos]

Remember people. At least people who thought the earth was at the center of the solar system knew the earth wasn’t flat

[@daiichikusuo6709]

LOL

[@Bika_Bikas]

Upvote this

[@zephyrus339]

I personally have what I call the 'food chain of crazy.' It still needs lots of fine tuning, but it goes something like this: Most people don't believe religious fanatics and lower. Religious fanatics don't believe anient aliens and lower. Ancient Aliens don't believe in Geocentrism and lower. Geocentrics don't believe in flat earth.

[@javierlatorre480]

@@zephyrus339 Geocentrism*

[@zephyrus339]

@@javierlatorre480 Thanks for making me feel very embarrassed. Corrected it. Don't know how that slipped past me.

[@caitlinm0929]

flat earthers are like those kids in elementary who would change the rules of the game when they started losing cause they refused to let you win

[@vexesdragon5336]

Truuuuueeeee

[@rithwikadwik4143]

like teling the rule is that if i lose i win if i win i win

[@eoinmacdonnchadha5682]

Like telling trump supporters their beloved president didn't win

[@IsaacOrd]

so like a dem in 2020

[@oceanr6404]

@@eoinmacdonnchadha5682 not everything is about politics

[@ciaranmcgettigan]

Being dumb is like being dead. It’s not painful for you, you’re dead, it only hurts those around you. Being stupid is the same

[@adako25]

😂

[@warmachineuk]

Alas, flat Earthers, despite being dumb, are in a form of mental pain, which is why their videos are so full of vitriol, lose friends, and denounce each other as CIA plants. I've come to the conclusion they know the rich and powerful are screwing them over - the rich have indeed been screwing over the working and middle classes for decades - but they can't understand how.

[@CepheusMappy]

"Flat Earthers are already braindead, they just doesnt know it!" 🎅🎅🐡

[@emptyricebowl]

My aunt and uncle don’t believe the earth is not a sphere nor flat. Oh no they believe it has corners, a goddamn square, a Minecraft block. They also believe Antarctica is being controlled by the government, and how it’s a natural barrier around earth, since “you can’t live nor go to Antarctica bc it’s impossible”. I can’t tell what’s worse than the situation I get in by having a conversation about this stuff, can’t make it up either bc even I’m flabbergasted

[@emersonortiz8393]

Get different family

[@bobdylanbobgreven6870]

Time to throw them away

[@kilibird879]

TAKE ONE OF THOSE JOBS THERE AND CALL THEM PLEASE WE NEED THIS

[@embry_artfreak2699]

I have heard,so much nonsense in my life time,BUT NEVER..NEVER A MINECRAFT BLOCK EARTH. EVER. lets hope they don’t have children 😭

[@InZaynReality]

They should read the part again and again that says "around".

[@nothcial]

When I wasn't introduced to the internet I thought everyone had common sense

[@creeprvictor]

Yes, seems people used to be smart doesn't it

[@mylungshelpihavenolungs9238]

That was your first mistake

[@nothcial]

@@mylungshelpihavenolungs9238 nah my first mistake was being born

[@pabloroman8346]

@@nothcial my first mistake was breathing

[@EBGamez1]

111th like :)

[@ddomas]

If the Earth is flat. Why haven't there been any spoiled, entitled, fame seeking influencers posting photos of themselves at the edge of the world?

[@ItsJustJek]

Because apparently there’s something they call “the pac-man effect” where if you try go across Antarctica you’ll teleport to the other side, which is basically saying that it’s a globe

[@paklekj4429]

@@ItsJustJek exactly

[@nixxvega816]

@@ItsJustJek The Flat Earth group - where teleportation makes more sense than walking in a circle.

[@SpectreGR396]

@@nixxvega816 😂😂😂

[@SpectreGR396]

@@nixxvega816 Well not circle it's sphere

[@SwizzleStickMcGee]

This puts me in a weird spot, because I don't believe in flat Earth, but I DO believe in government NASA Jew penguins.

[@willfire0310]

You brainwashed fool… This is propaganda created by the true enemy to distract us. Wake up and realize the danger of the anarchist OSHA koalas.

[@cool3Dhorse]

😂

[@Atomic_Oven]

Them damn government NASA Jew penguins armed with guns back at it again...

[@wooster1173]

It’s a well known fact that NASA Jew penguins are operating the jewish space lasers that control the weather.

[@cool3Dhorse]

@@wooster1173 as a jew i can confirm that

[@TheChrisLouis]

I love that flat earthers exist. It tells you a lot about a person without having to get to know them.

[@Sh4yt3]

Yeah most of them escaped a mental asylum

[@mallikescats]

@@Sh4yt3 also escaped jail

[@nebulashitpostprodubtions5971]

Damn they really are hanging on the edge huh?

[@animepl2096]

Why are there 2.5 million views? I wonder how many flat earther's are in those views. Maybe 1 million

[@king_james_official]

@@animepl2096 nah like 100k

[@christopherburrows35]

There should be a show where flat earthers get unlimited budget and they have to find the edge of the earth

[@MM31-TheCatOfHatred]

They would probably find first the garden of eden than the edge And if they somehow find the edge… holy fuck the reality would start breaking

[@inteligenchev1124]

There's actually a netflix documentary called "Behind the Curve" where they do experiments to prove that the earth is flat and end up proving it's round (shocked, I know) lol.

[@cutiemeowie8352]

Mr beast will do that soon

[@Link-fu9bd]

@@HdHd-bj5vh you fr? 😂

[@SientifikSiameez7799]

@@HdHd-bj5vh Assuming you’re serious (if you’re not, look up Poe’s Law), have you tried any of these challenges? Any at all? Give them a shot.

[@devineballer3009]

Time for that classic Albert Einstein quote: “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”

[@UhhIForgot09]

here’s another The definition of Insanity is repeating a process expecting a different outcome.

[@kushaldeepsingh2823]

@@UhhIForgot09 confused Cuber noises

[@smolchungus9213]

69th like pog

[@devineballer3009]

@Rofls Royce Yeah that's why I wrote "classic". I should have written classic internet quote 😄 German sources, however, say that the quote can not be proven, but do not rule it out as many other invented Einstein quotes. I believe that he could have said something like that, especially with regard to the Manhattan Project, since Einstein was quite bitter at that time. Like:"Die Herrschaft der Dummen ist unüberwindlich, weil es so viele sind und ihre Stimmen genauso zählen wie unsere" (The rule of the stupid is insurmountable because there are so many of them and their votes count just like ours) or "Es war abscheulich, Menschen sind eine schlechte Erfindung." ( It was heinous, people are a bad invention.") From the diary of Einstein's last girlfriend Johanna Fantova. This diary is proven by scientific authenticity and Einstein biographers agree with this. So I think there is a possibility that Einstein said something like my original quote. I just like the thought of him saying that bc I'm a huge Einstein Fan and he inspired me to study geophysics. I'm sorry for publishing a quote that is not 100% proven. Sorry for that long ass text and sadly it is my germanness that just could not take your good and true joke as it is😭😂✌

[@choutzu9604]

@@UhhIForgot09 Fun fact, although it is a widely known "Albert Einstein" quote, There was never actually any documented case of him saying it :) Still a great saying nonetheless, just thought more people should know!

[@dollbunthe1st]

If the earth was flat why haven’t cats knocked everything off the edge yet. Checkmate flat earthers

[@Han_Solom]

I would actually find it funny if Jeff bezos chose 2 flat earthers to join him in his new space ship

[@der_saftmon]

* sinister laughter * Y E S

[@CrimsonAkato]

they would be mind blown litteraly and that would mean they die

[@yamthesweetpotato3007]

@@CrimsonAkato Nah, they would say that the windows of the space ship are round-shaped so it deforms the earth :D (It's an argument they really use for planes. I'm not kidding.)

[@CrimsonAkato]

@@yamthesweetpotato3007 damn bruh lmao wtf xD I want mine to be real having them due would be better xD we don't need stupid people to exist and breed there stupid genetics more .

[@Arsenic7533]

@@yamthesweetpotato3007 Throw them out of airlock with no helm. They'll probably die but at least you'll cure them for their last 2 microseconds.

[@thegigachad2093]

Can't wait in 100 years in the future for a flat Mars society

[@Haraldtwo]

But the flat earth society told Elon Musk that Mars had been observed to be round. So that is physically impossible because they said so.

[@thegigachad2093]

@@Haraldtwo who said the flat earthers will think Mars is flat earth? I mean OTHER people, Living on Mars, thinking it's flat

[@Syuvinya]

Can’t wait for flat earth vs flat mars ultimate showdown

[@Haraldtwo]

@@Syuvinya flat universe battle

[@kdwaynec]

Business plan! Send me your money right now to invest in this colossal idea!

[@rick4677]

if the world was flat you could stand on any reasonably tall building and see any nearby mountain ranges and or mount everest from most spots on earth

[@henrysanecdotes5323]

Flat earthers be like but the max render distance is only 2 chunks

[@mc_chickenburger2585]

@@henrysanecdotes5323 tell them to change their game settings

[@nicohun9802]

That would be kinda cool tbh 😂

[@justabrokezombie6252]

Yeah ! You tell them, Rick ! You are the smartest man alive after all.

[@mc_chickenburger2585]

@Caden Gaming ooh that's true

[@rohdesign]

flat earthers after realizing they have been breathing the atmosphere and to the atmodisk:

[@Aurora666_yt]

Proceeds to turn blue

[@ericb3157]

that reminds me of a video by an actual flat-earther who kept saying "atmoPLANE"...

[@Psimon3]

“Because the Government NASA Jew Penguins will kill you” Professor Dave killed me there… I couldn’t stop laughing.

[@hahqhrhdwi9520]

same

[@poprobbob3856]

NASA penguins, hmmm

[@mr-random_guys_alt_alt]

@@poprobbob3856 you're a pinguin so tell me. Are you from nasa?

[@tastycake7938]

@@poprobbob3856 hmm. Are you a Jew by any chance 🤨

[@teve307mycatsnameisorvile3]

Same

[@denmark5354]

Sometimes, I feel like I'm stupid, not really the brightest person around. There's definitely people around me that know way more. Then I remember Flat earthers exist, and suddenly I feel alot better about myself.

[@yesno6732]

@FloshAdd tf?

[@1lain]

Definitely

[@zuninona]

and the anti vaxxers

[@hahahayden1]

@FloshAdd ????

[@hahahayden1]

@FloshAdd ohhhh lol

[@kitma9]

half of the flat earth comments: "you're wrong, this is easily debunkable!" "can you debunk it?" "no"

[@planetearth2249]

regular person: earth is round. here's some empirical evidence to show it. flat-earther: the empirical evidence is somehow wrong! here's some ad hoc reasons that only fit one observation at a time. regular person: what you just said was completely wrong, and can be thoroughly discredited with real science. flat-earther: the science doesn't exist! here is a completely unrelated talking point that doesn't have to do with anything. regular person: the hell does that have to do with anything? kill me

[@MadhusudanSinha]

you're wrong, this is easily debunkable!

[@LunizIsGlacey]

@@MadhusudanSinha can you debunk it?

[@MadhusudanSinha]

@@LunizIsGlacey no 😅

[@Dr-Peppy]

Just like a liberal :)

[@denver0102]

I’ve seen the midnight sun in Antarctica on a cruise. That alone proves Earth is a sphere. The captain even called out any flat Earthers who may have been on board to join him on the bridge to see the geography on his radar of the Antarctic continent. Undeniable proof.

[@sebastianfischer2082]

What a legend dude wanted to personally prove them wrong

[@SciTrekMan]

Flat earthers take cruises?

[@powderedwater4742]

POV: you're scrolling through the comments looking for an angry flat earther

[@mjjoe76]

Sort by new. Sometimes flat earthers will come back and delete their comments after others roundly mock them. Pun intended.

[@carlmcdaniel5681]

How did you know lol 😂😆

[@Earth_EditZ]

That's how I found this comment

[@Ronald_Brown]

ye!

[@chymja8462]

Yes i am

[@wiibrawlstrs]

The fact that flat earthers are STILL defending themselves is crazy

[@Another_Dusk]

natural selection for them, don't worry

[@Another_Dusk]

@@NewNormalWorldOrder there is no need to elaborate logics when we talk about 'Flat earthers' Mother Gaïa will end this heresy

[@orlandotheg1923]

@@Another_Dusk Flat Earthers are fucking stupid, but I don't think you know what natural selection means.

[@jsin22366322]

@@Another_Dusk or not. They could come AROUND.

[@Another_Dusk]

@@orlandotheg1923 Dying too early. a classic

[@Kradith]

I know I’m late, but I literally lived my whole life in Ushuaia, and i can confirm during summer our days are ridiculously long. So funny to see my home city being used for a good cause😂

[@serbistinian5768]

Damm that so cool is there any village or city even more south?

[@Kradith]

@@serbistinian5768 i know you can go live to the Antarctica for like 6 months, I’m not sure if they have to need you or sum because i had a teacher that moved there, but i don’t know if it would be considered a village or more like a research place. But ushuaia is the most Southern city in the world.

[@serbistinian5768]

@@Kradith ye i knew for Antarctica but i dont really consider it as a city or a village was just wondering if there is anything after ushuaia so tnx for info

[@astrommentasti5760]

saludos desde rio grande! Vamo los fueguinos!

[@Kradith]

@@astrommentasti5760 saludos bro! Fuerza con todo lo que está pasando con covid y la economía!

[@Aiden-bw2uc]

I used to be a flat earther I'm sorry for what I have done

[@clawo7]

A lot of us have been :) glad you made it through kindergarten too!

[@ozzy8286]

Its incredible how flat earthers will blame NASA for everything they can't explain.

[@InnovativeSparks]

Yep. Flat Earthers will always ignore or blame others because of their stupidity.

[@max_punch]

My wife left me.. *damn NASA*

[@sallystandish7105]

I wonder my my kid stayed with my wife after the divorce, *probably NASA again*

[@dansassi6735]

nasa corec

[@konarefur]

Actual human beings in a conversation with flat earthers: Why is the coffee so hot after being boiled? Flat eathers: NASA IS DRUGGING US WITH HYPER QUANTUM SPACE MONKEYS

[@blackloona_]

Arguing with flat earthers is so exhausting because their arguments just seem like the argument of a 3 year old. Even though a three year old is probably smarter…

[@flyingfox6040]

It's hard to win an argument against a smart person. But it's impossible to win against a dumb person.

[@cheedam8738]

@@flyingfox6040 LOL Facts!

[@blackloona_]

@@flyingfox6040 LITERALLY.

[@andreiplesa1518]

@@flyingfox6040 and biggest problem is that are so many dumb persons that will always dumb theory because its simple, not everithing that is simple is smart . Plus always dumb people will believe they are smart and smart people will not considerate their iq as a factor . Thats why even if am not an American I am happy that Trump lost, better anything even probably corupt then probably not smart to not say something bad

[@mr.animegod_yt]

This is how it always goes • you make a point • they make a point • you disprove said point with facts and logic • they repeat the same thing again It's so annoying, because they dont listen to anything you say, they just call you dumb, make bullshit points that anyone can disprove, yet refuse to accept that they're wrong.

[@NclogicLMAO]

Another thing that can confuse flat earthers: If the sun and the moon are always on opposite sides on a flat earth map why can you sometimes see the moon in the day?

[@timpenner7858]

Actually, you can see the moon during the day quite a lot; you just have to know where to look.

[@NclogicLMAO]

@@timpenner7858 It more depends on where you live I suppose

[@MenschausdemletztenJahrtausend]

"Dude thats so ez to awnser. Reflection. Just like sunsets its all the result of waterparticles in the air that break light so you can see things like through one of these spybinoculars from the kidsmagazines that use mirrors to show you whats around the corner" and yes i have gotten that reply once although i am 60% sure he was trolling

[@NclogicLMAO]

@@MenschausdemletztenJahrtausend LOL

[@Business_Facts_Daily]

bro, its refraction 🤓

[@Xbot_Music]

Dave, there's no point trying to explain sunsets to them. They just don't believe they're real.

[@rAIGMIBU]

"NOOO They put up a projector in the sky that's why sunsets happen!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭"

[@prplt]

it's all just perspective and refraction 😂

[@nayellirodarte1065]

Not only you debunked the flat earth conspiracy theories, but also, I feel like I understood a lot of the science concepts better than back in school. Great video!

[@cube4547]

There were no science concepts in this video

[@pablotm4134]

@@cube4547 neither they are in most classrooms

[@cube4547]

@@pablotm4134 I don't think it's good for you or me to accept that it is possible for humans out there to not understand such INCREDIBLY BASIC concepts, because then you'll naturally end up thinking you're a genius all the time when only having standard knowledge. A pretentious ignorant. EVERYONE KNOWS EVERYTHING IN THIS VIDEO, PERIOD.

[@clevererbog3717]

@@cube4547 If they did then how come we still have flat earthers roaming around lol

[@clevererbog3717]

@@cube4547 People may know this stuff, but are way to far from understanding

[@Latyoki]

Flat earthers answering these 10 challenges: 1) Government + NASA 2) Government + NASA 3) Government + NASA 4) Government + NASA 5) Government + NASA 6) Government + NASA 7) Government + NASA 8) Government + NASA 9) Government + NASA 10) Government + NASA

[@yessiryttime]

Seems legit

[@justvibingthroughlife917]

and also NASA, because according to them, NASA is the only space agency that exists and controls all science to do with space despite the fact that the greeks proved the earth was a globe over 2000 years before the USA and NASA even existed

[@Latyoki]

Including Nasa rn

[@Latyoki]

@@FelixBat, da flat bible lmao

[@pepperonipikachu5414]

It’s because the cult nonsense works through and heavily relies on a massive amount of distrust in the government. If you want to make a cult, target people who feel like they are in an unstable environment and use your ideas to provide some psychological stability. It will make them desperately cling to whatever belief you want, and if they decide not to believe it anymore it means they have to confront a massive part of themselves that they want to run away from. The fear of not knowing the truth. The fear of being manipulated without knowing it. This is what makes ripping yourself away from these beliefs so difficult, because often flat earth is the only coping mechanism a person might have to combat these fears. The worst part is, flat earth is ironically proof that those people’s fears are coming true. They’re clearly being manipulated, and they don’t realize it.

[@OnlyGalaxy]

“The earth is flat, but literally everything else is spheres” -Flat earthers

[@4dmd]

This comment is underrated

[@regrubcivals2954]

@@Aprianex why do you say "probably never"? We already studied the trajectory that the space ship should do to reach Mars, many probes and robots landed on the planet, and we discovered that some vegetables which grow on earth can grow on Mars too, so it would be a food resource for the astronauts.

[@yushfaandromedha]

I'm just joining Flat Mars Community recently,it's interesting because my community always thought that everything in this universe is flat.

[@TheoTungsten]

They think planets don't exist, even though you see them with a simple telescope. The Sun and Moon are round though, according to them. Nobody ever sees their poles, despite they are looking at them from angles from time to time.

[@SubZero......]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/e6DJhZ9qlLR-nsU

[@cullitonarchives]

"Government Nasa Jew Penguins" lmao. That's one of the funniest things I've heard in these videos

[@xtremeyoylecake]

Now I’m imagining penguins with spacesuits on with rabbi hats over the helmet and a tuxedo over the suit 😭

[@shn4449]

Flat earthers after watching this: “This sign doesn't stop me because I can't read!”

[@GamerDos]

It should be "This sign can't stop me, because I dont have a brain!"

[@Smiley_404]

@@GamerDos Nah it should be This sign cant stop me because its the government lies

[@Benjo69420lelol]

100% true

[@NicBN]

@@TruthhurtsYa have you heard of something called... gravity?

[@bananaboy7063]

@@TruthhurtsYa bro i feel like albert einstein after reading your comment, oh wait why should I reply, you can't read cause you don't have a brain! Silly me.

[@pastoryoda294]

Hey a question to all flat Earthers out there: has the social distancing rule pushed anyone over the edge yet?

[@flookd5516]

Only where cats were involved. 😊

[@pastoryoda294]

@@flookd5516 What? How do cats push you of the edge

[@WhiteWolf-lm7gj]

@@pastoryoda294 you ever met a cat? They see an object on a flat surface and immediately shove it off

[@flookd5516]

@@pastoryoda294 There’s a frequently repeated comment that if the Earth was flat then cats would have pushed everything off by now.

[@pastoryoda294]

@@flookd5516 ah i didn’t see them yet

[@decceldiniho8296]

It's worrying that 5.1k people disliked this

[@kingstaze9696]

Now I know I'm smarter than at least 5.1K people

[@randomyoutuber4829]

They dislike cus they have no answer

[@macaronivirus5913]

@@randomyoutuber4829 the didn't even watch the video, they just hit dislike

[@levimatthewhenson3324]

Not all of the people who would have disliked it are flat eartthers, right?

[@TPG3171]

5.2k disliked this

[@jylecrennan]

I love how passionate he is on a topic I always thought was just a joke

[@LargeAC]

The fact that there are people who probably still believe the earth is flat shocks me

[@Marcus10295]

Trump supporters am i right?

[@batsbat8664]

@@Marcus10295nah more like biden supporters

[@Moonbovine]

@@batsbat8664 Neither. It’s just dumb people.

[@batsbat8664]

@@Moonbovine yeah you're correct, no need to bring politics into this

[@picturize8047]

Where is it a fact? You even say 'probably'.

[@gordon.sarratt]

My brother used to be a flat earthier but he’s 6 now so that was a few years ago

[@clashoclan3371]

When we were kids we believed the earth was flat, but we werent really taking it that seriously, we were just oblivious.

[@blueknight4274]

@@clashoclan3371 for some reason i didn’t believe it a few years ago The only thing i believed back then is that if you used a rocket ship you can see heaven

[@rep-vile]

Brainwashed at early age, that's how they get you to believe their lies. The sun is fake, the moon is fake, Antarctica, tea, space and time, are all fake news. Wake up!

[@theimpostor8394]

@@rep-vile Wait...tea isn't real? My hot leaf water can't exist?

[@HILAL19564]

I hope he'll remain one.. Just to piss you off

[@lucayoshi6992]

I had a flat earther friend. She said that the Flat Earth theory made more sense to her. Contrary to most flat earth theories, she thought the sun moved in a spiral trajectory. When I asked her about the eclipses she said that the moon doesn't actually exist, but it's actually an image projected way up in the sky, and I was like :"How's then possible that people could see the moon even millenniums before electricity was discovered?" Her response? That all written texts made by humanity up until she was born was all fake, manipulated, hence the omnipresent conspiracy. After many times showing that I didn't believe that shit whatsoever, I told her :"I will believe it once you provide me with tangible, scientific proofs and publications." And she replied to me :"My logic is more than enough proof!" I was like "Bruh"

[@maximpikalev9538]

how long did you put up with that? did she ever stop?

[@lucayoshi6992]

@@maximpikalev9538 I've known her for a year and a half. We were friends mostly because we played the same games together, so to all that shit I was just like "Yeah, whatever" in the end it was just her opinion and it was clear she didn't have any intention to change it, so who was I to care?

[@MobscastBlackOut]

Put her out of her misery...

[@yeahletsgo4113]

Sounds more like a mental problem to me

[@Shanyae9]

@@lucayoshi6992 I would like to meet her

[@retroransom]

You keep asking them to do science, but if they did science they wouldn’t be flat earthers…

[@craigdavies4682]

Few years ago I jumped into a flat earther live stream for giggles. The host and his guest really were irritating with the utter lack of any actual science. I just had to do it. I had to ask them to explain a sunset. It did not go well, within a few seconds I was a confirmed globtard FBI NASA KBG agent and they started swearing at me and banned me from the channel. I was so proud of myself.

[@marccosta8806]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pJ7NkIaad7qFjpI

[@quaxolotl6509]

Thats epic

[@marccosta8806]

Here you have a rocket hitting the firmament kzbin.info/www/bejne/gIPdi5-Vo9ZpnM0

[@Zaire82]

Being banned from a flat-earth community is like a badge of honour. It's hard proof that you aren't that stupid.

[@zincyellowmach1523]

I'm not a flat earther but the sunset and sunrise on a flat earth model is perfectly explainable, there are several videos that do just that. To treat them like idiots because they believe something different and then to mock them is pretty childish.

[@nobodyknows3180]

Our solar system according to flat earthers: O o o -- o O Ø O O •

[@JarmezGD]

Lol

[@soyjakchud]

Hahah

[@wichaelalone]

People with more than two eyes be like:

[@TheoTungsten]

They think planets don't exist, despite that you can see them clearly with a child telescope.

[@ChristinMyles]

Actually it’s more like 🔦🔦🔦 🥞🔦🔦💡💡🔦 😂

[@themalayalipetrolhead3843]

As an urban planner working with maps with annoyingly different projections all the time, I'd give anything for the earth to be flat.

[@andreasthoben4645]

Civil Engineering would be so much easier....

[@themalayalipetrolhead3843]

@@johnvanderv.4219 What do they not?

[@crwydryny]

Tell me about it, as a Welshman I agree, would give anything for a flat earth but no what do I get, more mountains than I can shake a stick at lol

[@themalayalipetrolhead3843]

@@harrypatton8269 lol bullcrap. You have projections because of the Earth's curvature.

[@themalayalipetrolhead3843]

@@harrypatton8269 I'm sure you might work in civil engineering, but you're not a civil engineer because you wouldn't ask stupid questions like this if you were. To begin with, you don't have to do "curvature math" for each project you do. That's why there are projections. If you're designing a motorway, you will be doing so on a map with a particular projection. Different countries use different projections. Even in the same country, different agencies use different projections based on their requirement. A projection is simply the representation of a curved surface on a 2-d plane. Every projection will have the calculations that relate it to the actual curvature. If the earth was indeed flat and I design a road on a map from point A to point B, the road will end up overshooting B. The fact that it doesn't should be enough to understand that the curvature does indeed exist. So summing it up, you don't have to do the "curvature math" each time you build something. If you draw so much as a line on a map (which always includes a projection), the math is already been done. I'll give you an exercise to verify it yourself. Take any topographic map, my friend, and drive from point A to point B and record the distance on your car. Then check the distance on the map. If it matches, the map is correct. The projection of the map (something starting with WSG or EPSG) will be written in a corner. Google that and check the calculations behind it.

[@phaeton9022]

It's hard to win an argument with a smart person, but it's dang near impossible to win an argument with a stupid person. (Bill Murray)

[@86Smally]

As a person who got 2 degrees in civil construction and in building surveying I can tell you very long distance railroads and road construction you have to take into account that the Earth is not flat and it is in FACT a sphere. It would be so easy for me if it was flat lol

[@Gracifier]

I would like to see proof of this. Sounds interesting

[@high-bi-password]

I actually wanna know what measures you have to take to factor in the Earth’s spherical shape for a choo choo train

[@xxxzombiekillerxxx6079]

@@high-bi-password I'm no expert but I'm just guessing you would need more support in the middle and make the bridge curved

[@gh-.-st3824]

@@Gracifier who are you? Where are you? What are you :o? I wann know xD

[@Routarecords]

Bullshit

[@Noxa9876]

"Here's a hint, you may have to study some real science to do it. But then you would learn the earth isn't flat" That was a 4th degree burn. Down to the bone.

[@TheRealHanzan]

Seared off the flesh lol

[@Sumducky]

YO WHERE THE MORPHINE AT LOL

[@awlow052]

Well they wouldn't feel it since 4th degree burns burn the nerves so you can't feel pain lol

[@italianmilk6903]

That was a one shot with the sharpest weapon ever, facts

[@Tumamaentanga2006]

"it didn't even hurt" yeah that's because your nerves got destroyed you big ass galoompa

[@zarif1932]

I love flat earthers,because they remind me that though I`m a failure there are always ppl even more disappointing then me

[@dain6633]

This made me laugh (to those flat-eathers not u)

[@cactusperson4973]

If you ever feel like a failure just know that steven he exists

[@sanukatharul1497]

Nah, ur not a failure.

[@zarif1932]

@@sanukatharul1497 ;-;

[@lyzee1199]

Welp, that's a good motivation

[@cameronmyron5776]

The Earth couldn’t be flat, otherwise cats would have knocked everything off the edge

[@Glenn-F-Rice]

While looking us dead in the eyes

[@Goliath-fw6jm]

I'll admit his casual aggressivity towards flat earthers is really funny lol

[@lazerbeamspewpew4728]

It’s fucking bizarre why ppl would think the earth is flat. I wouldn’t blame him for being aggressive at all. A whole useless ideology. A waste of time.

[@Kerbros100]

@@lazerbeamspewpew4728 honestly most conspiracy theories/theorists are fucking bizarre i hope that every anti conspiracy video atleast gets 1 person to see reason but i doubt it

[@oatflake8849]

His agressivity comes from his empty brain that has been washed by government, and he and all globe earthers just cant accept the truth

[@lxlcaesarlxl]

@@oatflake8849 Can you debunk any of his points then? Oh right you can't

[@oatflake8849]

@@lxlcaesarlxl Nah I wont waste my time with brainwashed pricks, Id rather let u believe in ur shit

[@telescopesfs-officialchann3897]

I am glad for you dave. For the last few years of my life i was a flat earther. Then i saw your response to globe busters video. After i watched the entire thing i just realized how stupid and dumb a flat earth was. Now i am heavily interested in astronomy. I thank you very much

[@nkordich]

I'd like to better understand how someone gets into Flat Earth. If you have the time and inclination, I have some few questions about your experience with FE that could help me understand it better: 1. How were you introduced to the subject and what factored into your belief? For example, were you brought to FE through a religious belief, thoughts about conspiracy theories, a friend or family member sharing their beliefs, seeing a convincing video on KZbin, or a mix of factors? 2. What was your background in science education and education in general? Do you think that science education needs to improve? 3. Aside from Professor Dave, were there other science communicators or other vectors for information were helpful to you or, in retrospect would have helped you? Likewise, are there approaches or channels that seem counterproductive to you. 4. What was rewarding about Flat Earth? I imagine people have a sense of satisfaction from believing they are ahead of the curve in learning what Flat Earth tells them is a conspiracy, both ancient and soon to be exposed and discredited, but I don't want to project my expectations on to Flat Earthers. Were there any sort of 'feedback loops' that made you feel rewarded or validated for Flat Earthing?

[@telescopesfs-officialchann3897]

@@nkordich 1. I was driven into the flat earth conspiracy when i was fairly young. My parents were really just the main cause of it. Throughout the years when i actually a bit older (around 6 or 7) my parents started to disprove the round earth. For one example they said that "if the earth was round wheres the curve" or "if the earth was round why can we see some far cities" now the second one i was trying to tell my dad about the word "some" in the statement and he just started blabbering things to me that i dont even remember. (I apologize that was unnecessarily long.) 2. Back then i wasnt very educated in science. Main cause was (again) my parents. Told me that the books were false and did not indicate reality. When i got older and got a bit of better understanding of science i began to question flat earth. (Didnt tell my parents as back then i thought that they would scold me.) 3. Yes actually. The video made by the big think YT channel featured (Michelle thaller if im not mistaken?) About 3 proofs that debunk flat earth. The entire thing started to make sense and i began to look for more videos and dave's vid was the last straw. 4. If i am being honest i actually dont know if it benefited me or not. Back then i was that annoying little kid who kept bugging other students in my school about the earth being flat. But i think it only benefited me for not being scolded by my parents (mostly) because they are the type of parents who yell at you for something that didnt matter in the long run. Or as you people call it these days. A karen. I hope it made sense since my memories are quite blurry about those times. So long story short: kid who had bad science backround was driven into flat earth by terrible parents.

[@nkordich]

@@telescopesfs-officialchann3897 Thanks! While I've replied to many Flat Earthers, figuring out how they got to where they are with their belief is something I've looked at only from a technical aspect (what specific thing they believe that is different from what we know from physics, astronomy, etc.), rather than the personal history that led the to the belief. While I'm sure some have completely different stories, this helps me understand how it was for you and helps fill out my picture of how someone comes to believe in Flat Earth.

[@telescopesfs-officialchann3897]

@@nkordich not a problem!

[@Hyperion4K]

@@telescopesfs-officialchann3897wtf? a normal conversation online without any judgement? what is this witchcraft?! lol

[@SunKingElias]

Also, why would the government has any reason to hide the earth’s shape. Even if it was flat, (which it isn’t) why would the government want to hide that? What do they get in return, “Get Pranked Points” or sum?

[@epixerty]

the government definitely gets paid for trolling citizens

[@maddoxmonteza]

flat earthers seeing this: beAcaUsE ThE GoVerNmenT Is TRing TO hiDE gOD

[@DozensOfViewers]

That’s the dumbest part of the whole movement. There’s no reason for a coverup, and any conspiracy would have had to pre-date every government in the world.

[@lasagna2303]

Yeah i always wondered that

[@aaronlandry3934]

@@maddoxmonteza Believe it or not, I’ve met more than one Flat Earther that was an evangelical atheist (wouldn’t shut up about how religions are evil propaganda) and claimed it was to cover up the existence of aliens somehow. He believed in some sort of galactic Illuminati or some madness, that ordered Earth be told it’s round, until they became intelligent enough to reach the edge and re-enter the Galactic Federation

[@princess_wawa]

as a flat earther, here are my answers to your challenges 1) the map: - it's prettier without the scale 2) amounts of nights and days: - the sun just disappears duh 3) make predictions: - don't give me orders, you're not my mom 4-5) show something far away over the land: - my render distance is too low duhh 6) explain sunset: - optical illusion duh 7) lunar eclipses: - they don't exist duh 8 - 9) send a camera / flight: - i have no money 10) make science: - i no no wanna

[@MindYourbusiness1960]

9 year old answers, you obviously can’t actually answer them. Who tf just says “the sun disappears”? You sound crazy af. And you still assume that it’s flat even though you “don’t wanna do science”. Make it make sense

[@Losowy]

​@@MindYourbusiness1960it's troll lol

[@Spod1s]

@@MindYourbusiness1960it’s satire

[@rhetoricalquestion6009]

@@MindYourbusiness1960 Was unambiguously joking.

[@5spec]

This is so real

[@adamcatlinmusic4321]

Ten further challenges for Flat Earthers: 1- Interacting socially 2- Eye contact 3- Tying shoe laces 4- Walking upright 5- Breaking a fall (as they do not acknowledge gravity as a thing) 6- Not drooling 7- Brushing teeth 8- Completing a shape sorter 9- Explaining a Flat Earth 10- Breathing through the nose

[@MagetaTheLionHeart]

And bonus #11 explain how a vagina works. I doubt even the female flat earthers can do this.

[@bitesbomba]

this is the best comment i have ever seen

[@thedudeofdud688]

@@MagetaTheLionHeart ha😂

[@bitesbomba]

@@maxihax2187 still makes you smarter than flat earthers

[@adamcatlinmusic4321]

@@maxihax2187 : Well... that got me telt!

[@LordSmallest]

As the Flat Earth Society once said: "we have members all around the *globe* "

[@prplt]

the Flat Earth Society is a shill organization tho

[@leeum20real]

r/comedyheaven

[@liviekumori]

The leader knows what he is doing

[@spartanwarrior8272]

LOL HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH

[@UnsaltyPaprika]

bet they fired whoever put "around the globe" instead of "around the land"

[@jordangamesvlogs9892]

If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off of it.

[@fearless1557]

Yes

[@funnybunny954]

Probably

[@KiiPS]

This comment made my day

[@sleepytransfem]

accurate tho

[@biodrando6845]

If the earth is flat than how does Mountains exist🤨🤨

[@Kothyn]

Heartbroken that I even need to come here but my mom is going down the flat earth conspiracy path. Hoping to pull her out of it, wish me luck.

[@zeendaniels5809]

Time to move out, it seems.

[@ItzzAlan]

Seem like you're into the flat earth theory and discuss points. When you're discussing she'll think that you're with her. Then give her evidence and go "Now that I've dived into it, globe earth just seems more sensible with more evidence"

[@-HAZZARD]

Good luck, man.

[@worsethanhitlerpt.2539]

My mom believes in Santa Claus so I didnt get shit for Christmas

[@dripsterdripmaster]

any update?