10 Diabolical Things Supposedly Hidden Away in the Vatican

[@Emymagdalena]

The Vatican library is the ONE place I’d love to break into

[@readmarx420]

@Ian Luquis Rivera Just grab a gun and some bombs. Not so hard to get into anymore.

[@TheRealJaneSeymour]

Wonder if records or written letters about Mary, Queen of Scots is there?

[@IronReptile]

@@readmarx420 you will be up against italy and swiss mercenary with bigger guns, bomb and military Equipment

[@aaronself2411]

@@IronReptile I understand the whole mercenary thing, but let's be honest. You get 15 former Marines kit them up and throw them in that direction, and I'll put my money on them every day.

[@captainkenzie6873]

I can help you its easy

[@derchan6108]

The vatican stores info about where Cotton-Eye Joe came from and where he did go

[@izzojoseph2]

derchan ~ you don’t have enough likes!

[@Eromatics]

Some things are just too big for mere mortals to know. Humanity isnt ready to know this level of information. There would be riots in the streets

[@melanietoth1376]

Now that's going to be stuck in my head all day, lol

[@mrmediadoa]

Let's just say when Cotton Eye Joe comes back, that will be the real rapture

[@tammythomas209]

He somewhere with Cooter Brown getting high! Ha ha

[@bonniewynn3983]

They know who let the dogs out.

[@jayc3631]

Who who who?

[@tiromandal6399]

@@jayc3631 Doge 🐶🐕

[@dangercat9188]

They also know what the fox says.

[@brianlawson4439]

Id like to get into there wine collection!!

[@MrBsteve47]

😂🤣🤣😂

[@SharonVeeLee]

The Vatican Library has Mambos 1-4.

[@sigigle]

hahahah ;D

[@brandonmallipal7437]

Best one

[@sayedalazam4228]

Ladies and gentlemen this is mambo number 5

[@krismartin1181]

I'd bet that's where Waldo is

[@Kevinamestoy]

And Carmen Sandiego

[@d.c.8828]

D'oh! The last place we'd think to look!

[@AshalindsYT]

Wally

[@lifebeingdii9508]

This is golden 🤣

[@weemac4645]

I'd bet Waldo has a sore butt and throat if he is hiding there.

[@clod8]

All your lost socks end up in the Vatican

[@masterrserch3971]

Or fuel for alien spacecraft.... Let's see who gets THAT deep cut...!

[@dannygriffin7983]

@@masterrserch3971 Golden poop 😎

[@winnifredforbes8712]

NOW he tells me!

[@Sam2sham]

Bundyvision

[@Strype13]

Any very important people out there mind writing me a letter of recommendation so I can go and get those back? My lost socks alone must be filling an entire castle. Moat included.

[@carltonneckbrace4039]

Ever wondered where all your hand written cheats for GTA on PS3 went? That’s right. The Vatican.

[@Dkthearn]

My people

[@jerulew3547]

In the words of Jed Clampett: "PITIFUL!"

[@BearSofty]

You mean for gta san on ps2

[@Yummicookie1979]

🤣🤣🤣

[@nokizzy0128]

No one: 6ix9ine: I know what's inside the vatican

[@anansimaluma6410]

Zenrixx Gaming nooooooo

[@goforit321]

😆 🤣 😂 😂 😆 🤣

[@rosettathompson5184]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TeneTsTaroT]

Kinganewyock, izakinganewyock

[@codywolf6336]

He was a chapel boy lol

[@TheManInTheLongBlackCoat]

It’s not the Vatican that has the world’s largest porn collection. Trust me...

[@armvex]

I know, we have access to the largest collection with this black mirrors.

[@reggiep75]

It's a shame it's probably a suspicious collection of videos that would make most people spew up all over themselves at the thought of some recordings.

[@Keepcalmandbangscrew]

Unreleased rule 34 videos

[@_Muzolf]

Not anymore, anyway.

[@_Muzolf]

Yeah, i got that. Probably a lot of people think that, but he has a point. In the digital age, i can have more porn stored in a memory stick as big as a pen as you could hope to cram into an entire library before.

[@lowercase3635]

After storming Area 51, let’s storm the Vatican.

[@magic5274]

😂

[@nerdyafro5415]

You've beat me to it! XD Edit: There's an event on Facebook for that.

[@phillyjr5451]

area 51 is a hoax but yes let's save the children in Vatican

[@heroziolkowskimendoza9800]

Count me in.

[@johnsheedy461]

@@phillyjr5451 What children, You idiot ? Oh I know, the ones made up by the Catholic haters that refuse to believe studies by US universities, Stats from Insur. Cos that insure All denominations and findings from The National Centre For Missing And Exploited Children. They ALL: report that there was NOT more abuse in the RCC than in Protestant churches and synagogues ! Sorry about facts that dash you dearly loved and phony bigotry !

[@icedre85]

The Vatican is hiding all of the dankest memes.

[@dersw.3258]

hahaha

[@sara-sr9ze]

@Thor Odinson Holy Smoke

[@alfredocastro3071]

@@sara-sr9ze nice

[@aulaire617]

The cruelty....

[@deebow0872]

Jimmy Hoffa is there

[@TechNizzle88]

The Vatican knows what Meatloaf would'nt do for love.

[@TY-gh2yf]

That

[@killwalker]

Well done

[@caramelfrappuccino234]

😂

[@rhomboidimason7738]

They have the Colonel's 11 secret herbs and spices

[@punkwrestle]

And the original formula for Coke a Cola!

[@Bluemoon-sd8vp]

@@punkwrestle It was cocaine-cola. Coke the real thing!

[@MrBsteve47]

😂🤣😂

[@adudewithachannellifeisgoo4566]

😂

[@celt1970]

And the recipe for the Big Mac secret sauce.

[@xN30NxS0ULx]

I love how we live in a reality where people allow groups of people to retain and keep knowledge a secret.

[@jonathanjohnson9611]

Who cares? If the people found out the truth they’d vehemently deny it in order to protect their superstition, or go mad due to the realization that everything they know is a lie. The few sane of us would simply just acknowledge it as it is. That’s why we can’t have knowledge, because of the idiots among us.

[@zachcampbell1520]

@@jonathanjohnson9611 that's very ignorant and arrogantly spoken. Everyone deserves truth whether it falls into what they believe or not, how they deal with that information is their business. I keep an open mind on all things, becaue the bottom line is we don't know.

[@rickyjiggens2180]

@@zachcampbell1520 actually what you just said was really ignorant and arrogant you basically just said "who cares if it destroys the social fabric of humans it's their right to know" you are genuinely not smart or a diligent thinker

[@gwendolynns]

Welcome to Planet Earth?…

[@GDJ_R1]

@@zachcampbell1520 everyone deserves truth….. harry potter will be truth if putin gets his way. i bet there is more harry potter book sales then there every has been bible sales. your either.. old or live in neverland

[@gocpng4699]

They Know Who Framed Roger Rabbit...

[@charlievance4004]

LEGENDARY

[@curtiswilson8402]

And they KNOW Victoria's Secret.

[@pukelius4128]

Also they found out Where is Waldo..

[@simplyhuman3982]

This is a hilarious way of saying that they know everything. I love it.

[@annsnan]

And they know what happened to baby Jane

[@thehomeskillets6814]

The Vatican knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop

[@spoodieblack3500]

187

[@jerryjamerson4810]

I do too

[@edgarfoerster9831]

And how caramilk chocolate bars are filled.

[@shelliepoitras2473]

🤣🤣🤣🥰

[@shelliepoitras2473]

@Jay Ro 🤣🤣🤣🤣🥰

[@brettmorris5024]

All my damn Tupperware lids

[@ericwilliams2185]

So true! Lol

[@stephjovi]

Omg what a revelation. Are my second socks there too?

[@crabyjen]

YES!!!

[@kellyl470]

🤣

[@YurinanAcquiline]

Am I the only one who has the opposite problem? I have about 4 times more lids than containers.

[@sketcharmslong6289]

I'm proud of the comment section. We've come along way guys.

[@isaelrodriguezfl9424]

Hahaha yes

[@chrisclifton7276]

I just got done jerking off to the Zapruder film. What did I miss?

[@Cjohn31]

As technology grows intelligence is unnecessary I suppose

[@ShaNaNa242]

Idk why

[@KonradTheWizzard]

Okay, okay, I agree - we've come a long way! But... WHERE ARE WE?

[@danconti5984]

Suicidal teens: Storm the Vatican they can’t kill us all Pope: Cardinal Perez, please bring me the Holy Hand Grenade. No, the big one, please......

[@serveaux]

1...2...5...NO! 3!

[@jaeboogie2786]

😲

[@proto-geek248]

That's uh ... real funny 😑

[@douglaselder5967]

Dear Lord, bless this Hand Grenade so that it may blow thy enemies to tiny bits and scatter them to the four winds in thy mercy.

[@AMagrow]

😂😂😂😂

[@d.c.8828]

I can't wait for Grand Theft Auto: Vatican City w/ the expansion pack where you get to play as the Pope.

[@pmp2559]

Doing a drive by in the Pope mobile after modding it would be cool

[@lynnereyes5125]

Me too

[@oscard.9705]

90% of my attention was focused on the comments while the video played. 9% was focused on laughing at the comments. 1% was focused on the actual video.

[@AdrianaMartinez-mv8js]

Oscar D. 😆

[@dr.densomnia6617]

100 Percent of my.thumbs are upping you

[@celticwarrior8634]

So true

[@damienairalay552]

That's the usual, if not the proper, way to watch KZbin videos

[@chopingteo4578]

Iama Wanderer b

[@ap8409]

I love how people blame the devil for everything evil, I guess that is easier than just admitting mankind can commit horrific acts.

[@MrScarfacempl]

No there is free will, but it doesn't mean the devil isnt real...

[@MrScarfacempl]

@Rory O'Donnell yes they can be, but we have the will to act on it or not.

[@michelleparker270]

Our free will has led us to kill hurt and murder millions for the Lord. He himself has killed too many to count. He judges hates and wants you to fear him. The devil according to the bible takes anyone for who they are and has only killed maybe a hand full of people throughout history. Im not religious just do my homework.

[@phoenixrisin2269]

A P Especially today. Some people I have known my whole life have turned into self serving egomaniacs and will stab you in the back and claim to be bleeding! Society is an evil brood and getting worse by the hour. I’m looking for a small piece of property in the woods where I can go off grid. I’ve changed my phone number and moved because the only time I get calls is when someone wants a favor or free work!

[@skilz8098]

@@MrScarfacempl Ever heard of Evil Spirits possessing people? I think those people are left without choice until the evil spirits or demons are cast out!

[@gregwiens9146]

Five real things hidden in the Vatican: 1. The Soul Stone 2. The Holy Grail 3. Luke's Lightsaber 4. The Ark of the Covenant 5. Excalibur

[@ABlackGuy10]

The last of the dragon fossils for #3

[@masterrserch3971]

If a REAL lightsaber exists and is in there, I'm stormin the Vatican this weekend!

[@rorryaffiat2469]

Don’t forget “Motherbox”

[@Runescarred]

So basically Lucas Arts?

[@lukasstrait9307]

How about lose #3 and add The puzzle box from Hellraiser. People might believe it actually exists. I know pinhead does. He's the sampler #5 in SlipKnoT.

[@StoneInMySandal]

Mussolini signed the Lateran Pacts that made Vatican City as an independent state under the sovereignty of the Holy See. The relationship between Hitler and Mussolini meant the Church was never going to be too much of a hassle. Making someone a king of their own country buys you a lot of looking the other way you know.

[@Airveazy]

Judge: is there anything you want to add Mr Hernandez? 6ix9ine: you wanna know what’s in the Vatican?

[@maxmustermann1455]

This truly is the only Top10 Channel, which actually delivers quality content instead of luring you with clickbait titles and thumbnails to the same old low quality generic garbage.

[@duellingdescartes7950]

Waldo and Carmen San Diego are happily married in there.

[@flatbushmassachusetts8518]

clandestine philosopher 🍾❗️

[@metalmark9276]

So. Today I learned that hell has a prime minister.

[@clueless2001]

What kind of diplomatic relations does hell have to deal with?

[@metalmark9276]

@@clueless2001 what has diplomatic relations got to do with my comment?

[@jorden6406]

So doom is actually correct in a way

[@lisarobinson09]

Probably has a “Prime Account” as well...lol

[@arronhaywood26]

Rumour has it its Tony Blair

[@Bill-jc1fy]

I wish this guy was my hs history teacher. He makes everything so interesting.

[@Rogerthatx10]

It’s just an accent.

[@christopherlewis1847]

Simon has great delivery and style, as well as an epic beard. That said, I wish he would let Danny out of the basement.

[@squirlnutsbigsack4864]

Until he adds an implicit bias😂😂😂😂😂😂after literally everything 😂😂😂😂😂😂😐damn yeah he would actually be a shoe in for the modern teaching profession 😣

[@schunter20]

I hear the Vatican also holds pristine 1st edition copies of all the harry potter books.

[@bestestusername]

Ouchmydragonballz signed copies with personal messages

[@dianejohnson6987]

Raid the Vatican. Thats next.

[@imastatistic8347]

4-7 aren’t hard to find i have first editions of 4,5,6,7 now if i could find 1 or two id be happy

[@jaqdraco]

Vatican archives contain: - The contents of the briefcase in pulp fiction - The Terminus Decree - The Colonel's secret recipe - Elvis - gateway to the centre of the moon - The Snyder cut of the Bible

[@michaelnug419]

Or did Luther get it right?

[@damienlewis6104]

Snyder cut of the bible OMDZZZ :')

[@glennarr-kee7500]

Yep... n lots more..... Idiot...

[@d.c.8828]

Elvis 🤣🤣🤣

[@codywolf6336]

Everyone knows , the moon is hollow.

[@parkergiles273]

Imagine having these items just laying in your closet in a box and only and a few others know about them. The pressure that would put on someone would be overwhelming

[@catslade8958]

The Vatican also holds the recipe for Coke and Crabby Patties

[@Sethrod8]

Cat Slade as well as the ingredients of Tang

[@shorty1able]

Spankenstein99 lol hhahah

[@partgard1]

Cat Slade Were you dropped on your head or eat paint chips when you were young?

[@lonewolf031]

Shh or they will offer to pay you to keep you quiet XD

[@chbu7081]

And the recipe for KFC.

[@philip9830]

I don't buy into all of these conspiracies about the Archives. What bothers me so much is that there is a MOUNTAIN of historical information just lying there going unstudied. It is a cultural crime against humanity to withhold that much information from the world. It deserves to be read and studied.

[@jessicahildebrand9712]

Philip I totally agree I find it absurd that they keep all that knowledge from the public. However I read a couple article on Cracked that was on things that use to be in the Bible that aren’t now and the vast majority of them were in my opinion dumb and gross nothing life shattering. I wonder if the rest of the archive are more of the same.

[@haruki5360]

Qualified researchers are allowed to have access to those documents

[@catslade8958]

Philip agreed

[@Mr.Obongo]

Jessica Hildebrand Idk the book of Enoch is pretty interesting and it covers a lot of stuff that isn’t included in the modern Bible and a lot of mysteries with it too, with many of them describing what some people believe are human interactions with aliens and ufos.

[@Stargate404]

The documents are very very old and extremely fragile. The Vatican can't just allow a horde of researchers to descend into the archives. Ive also heard that the keep the archives air right and remove most of the breathable air to prevent further degradation. I'm sure the Catholics in charge of it are taking copious notes on them.

[@NCISfanatic21]

Forget raiding Area 51, raid The Vatican.

[@elite.mentality]

Lol

[@Peakfreud]

I think Area 51 would be a 1000x easier.

[@jjollie4334]

They've got Michael Jackson and Tupac playing private concerts in there.

[@MrJonnyPepper]

I'm getting a lot of Al Capone's vault vibes from this. Somehow I think the biggest secret the Vatican has is St Peter's grocery list

[@dr.hawkraps8457]

jonny pepperston Geraldo's career never recovered. Side note, I always suspected that he was not the least bit Latino. Bet his real name is Jerry Rivers.

[@Shadoefax760]

There's a reason the Vatican strictly rejects people from their archives, I believe it holds the truth if religion and can you imagine how people would react.

[@lordzaboem]

I dare you to make less sense.

[@SoLuna137]

It also contains much of revelations that ordinary people are too simple to understand. Thus, they are preventing greater chaos.

[@banzdakota7596]

@@SoLuna137 not everyone can handle the truth

[@Napoleonic_S]

What kind of idiot organization still keep archives on documents that pose mortal threat to it's existence? Why not just burn it all?

[@latetotheparty4785]

Nah. If people accessed the Vatican, it wouldn’t matter what truths they would find, because they will leave it in a very short time a vandalized, broken, lost, miss-shelved, pocketed, grafitti-strewn, urine soaked shell of a collection. I believe a sole dog-eared Time magazine from 1968 might escape immediate destruction.

[@thomasdarby6084]

I know for a fact that the original formula for Coca Cola is there, along with the identity of Colonel Sanders' 11 herbs and spices.

[@obi-juantacobi8552]

Except the Orginal Coke formula is locked away in a SunTrust bank lol

[@tedwojtasik8781]

Meh, Afroman has his own blend of secret herbs & spices... I was told he "gave it" to the Col's widow.

[@19453218]

You humans never stop to amuse me

[@cagemonkey22]

"Pope rendered useless". I can name a large amount of televangelist to add to this list.

[@Peakfreud]

No doubt

[@anarchyandempires5452]

.....wait hell has a prime minister? ....... that seems oddly progressive for em.

[@chipkosboth3233]

Is there a demonic parliament? In Hell, not London. Can they have a vote of no confidence and bring in Bruce, the lessor, previously the janitor of one of Hell's quieter backwaters?

[@sale3367]

Thought the same

[@chrosnowindolion1786]

Well they are lawful evil in the monster manual so.....

[@CallanElliott]

Prime ministers have been used in monarchies. Usually they're the second in command or something like that.

[@maltalentueux9104]

“in hell there is democracy and in Heaven there is a Kingdom.”

[@80sthrashmetal]

They should make everything into PDF files and release it to the general public

[@bethschrepfer8873]

Dare to dream but when you pass away you can ask questions to the Lord and you can find out, the pure in heart will find out things that most people could only dream of

[@krismartin1181]

That place has more cool stuff than Dora's backpack

[@annsnan]

Kris Martin 😂

[@Peakfreud]

Man if they ever gotta a hold of Dora in the Vatican she'd be staring in a sextape.

[@annatariii8849]

Can you imagine how much fun it would be to just go up in there and start recording and releasing everything they have; starting with the oldest first

[@christophermacintyre5890]

They've got Studio 54 stashed down there. The Vatican Archives...where every day is 1977!

[@here_we_go_again3300]

Ha!

[@yukonfarnsworth1688]

That sounds like some kind of living hell.

[@here_we_go_again3300]

@@yukonfarnsworth1688 Studio 54 was an upscale, trendy place for hellish behavior (illegal drug use too)

[@-bright-2457]

They have the original lost doctor who episodes

[@laurenlanterns4376]

10:10 “I can speak to the devil himself” Father Gary Thomas is NOT impressed.

[@capra216]

KFCs secret recipe is there along with that $5 I lost when I was drunk

[@sapphire13579]

I can never understand how priests and ministers can claim to hate Jews. Jesus was and is a Jew.

[@cv4809]

janet lavergne he was killed by Jews though...

[@nosuchthing8]

janet lavergne agree

[@lakehudson6583]

Constantine V pretty anti-Semitic of them huh

[@kreglfromworld]

Just "was", he is not anymore as he is dead, mr. want-to-speak-dramatically

[@mrfrogg46able]

janet lavergne i know right

[@p.bamygdala2139]

Click cuz of title. Saw it was Simon. Smiled, knowing I’d be getting interesting content, well told, with wit and charm. Thanks!

[@Ze7Nigmar]

Probably have all those missing airplanes from the Bermuda Triangle in there.

[@dingoduke2424]

😂😂😂😂👋👋

[@phyllis_Zee]

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@Exrench469]

At least, the list of passengers, and final Itinerary..

[@amal_kj]

We just need a time machine to find the real truth of our world

[@au_nerozzzyt9572]

Astral time travel ,Lol. Dumb humans.

[@akidazami]

I believe what's hidden in there : 1. Auriels bow 2. Hades pitchfork 3. Mars light stone 4. Valkyrie wings 5. Sol blade that can summon megiddo.

[@stevenobiol4809]

Boo

[@derchan6108]

I think the pope has auriels bow on display

[@MegaMAWG]

....Grabthar's hammer

[@KonradTheWizzard]

Funny you should mention no. 3... The vatican DOES actually have a couple of rocks from mars - the observatory has the world's biggest collection of meteorites. They are not secret or hidden though...

[@billhensley8324]

@@MegaMAWG LoL

[@joannamaria1353]

I know the hype may be just that but I for one would love a little peek inside the illusive archives

[@LuvMussel]

And I would love a peek at you from behind! 😉

[@GAndreC]

How is yor Latin?

[@darigaaz3000able]

Do you mean elusive? 🤔

[@carmelorivera8616]

joanna maria 😍

[@Eromatics]

I would love to peek at the Vatican library but I'd have to learn latin and probably Italian first.

[@hockeynut178]

Id honestly love to just have a LIST of whats in the archives not being able to see them may bother me a little but not knowing whats there drives me crazy

[@MrTerrytheplatypus]

I've got so many rabbit holes to dig into. Thank you so much!!

[@abelancaster9338]

Ashton Kutcher’s car is prolly in there

[@savage1267]

Dude!

[@PbG-uz1gx]

Sweet

[@macioluko9484]

And theeeeeen?

[@franklam-paard7223]

Zoltan!

[@krustydaklown7398]

Dude! Where's My Fake Stoner Movie?

[@trugamer1199]

I honestly thought that it was Michael from Vsauce

[@eansba88-]

Doppelgangers! Don't ever let them meet, or one is destined to die.

[@lolyouwontfindme6070]

Lol hes the British version of vsauce lol

[@Home_Rich]

You need new glasses, mate

[@trugamer1199]

LegitMe frankly, I do really need new ones. Just got back from the store and ordered them lol

[@Hydraz13]

It does look like him, but sounds a little different.

[@nicholemiles8847]

The Mona Lisa's true identity is in there.

[@davidramirez6896]

The Miles that was Leo’s self portrait as a woman

[@chronosschiron]

she was a he lol

[@paulsecrest9427]

Dude looks like a lady.

[@barbsmith5893]

There's also evidence that it was a silk merchants wife

[@jlopez47]

Snopes just revealed their own BS: Labeling as "false" a claim about the contents of a secret collection they have no means of verifying for themselves.

[@icantthinkofaname5526]

I personally think that it's plausible that some documents from the great library of alexandria may be in the Vatican archives. The Romans must have salvaged some scrolls from the library.

[@krismcstay1325]

The whole lot is down there

[@luke9911]

The Vatican is like the biggest hoard off stolen antiquities.

[@mikecronis]

The Third Fatima is still hid. It is the fall of the Church and why.

[@greenaum]

How the hell do you know? Not much of a secret if some nerd on KZbin's just blabbed it. Nice job they did for 102 years.

[@johnbrowne3950]

I've heard about the "Third Fatima Secret" since the 1950s. It changes ever decade or so. Complete nonsense and probably demonic.

You mean both are fake?????

[@pjcouture5203]

Mary is dead, she did not reveal herself to anyone!!!!!

[@crazyjonsnow437]

C'mon...I can't be the first to say Carmen Sandiego?!?!?!

[@AshalindsYT]

No. Someone did

[@Peakfreud]

Waldo

[@funkmasterdub]

Id love to find out what early documents the church holds relating to the bible, especially the scripts that were excluded or massively amended. Unless we break in, we'll never know.

[@bethschrepfer8873]

I have to agree with you because they hold so much in the archives that it would take decades of searching that you would not have a life to speak of

[@somus108]

Diablo IV, Vatican's curse

[@christopheraaron1255]

Halflife 3

[@justinsander7654]

When I was a child I was told by my great great aunt on my mothers side All of the last remnants of the Celtic written script left over from the Roman incursion and its of all traces of writing from everything they could find in the region. More so to the point the original Book of shadows (Druid bible) Is supposedly still in their Vatican archives.

[@Sceptre_Ash]

Book of Shadows is real so I've heard from reliable sources. 🌞

[@philipbarbossa]

One thing I've never been able to understand is: why does Jews get so much hate? Even today it seems globally accepted to discriminate and ridicule them. Why?

[@philipbarbossa]

Ah, ok. I wasn't aware of that. Thank you for educating me :)

[@Orangesjesus]

NOTtheMessiah anti-semite used to be a person who disliked jews, now its a person jews dislike ; dr Hajo Meyer. Holocaust survivor.

[@omarbensellam8138]

Look at palestina/israel

[@thewiseman1132]

Read books about history, see why they were.banned.from many countries, because they're inherently corrupt.

[@omarbensellam8138]

Wendy Lea why are they chosen people?

[@djlyricluvsmusic4539]

That's awful that there's so much knowledge just rotting away instead of being utilized and learned. That's selfish and must mean there are secrets that they don't want anyone knowing. Very suspicious

[@diannesteitz62]

Wow! Shall we storm the Vatican? I have Thursday open, anybody else? :P

[@Christinebanks11]

I've been there I stole a shitload if information that will change the world !

[@burntpieceoftoast4148]

George Stop it, George.

[@jamescoffey5330]

*sigh* I can't really be bothered. I would love to see the great Gospels of the Flying Spaghetti Monster that is rumored to be there though.... .... it's a cookbook.

[@armvex]

I didn't want to confront those Swedish Mercenary

[@jw6642]

Dianne Steitz i'm with you. lol

[@bcherbs]

porn in the Vatican. its true, I've seen it, it was called 2 Romans one chariot !

[@gabrielgarcia437]

Thats one lucky chariot!

[@romanmarquez5205]

bcherbs my name's Roman... oh no...

[@hmpz36911]

bcherbs 2 nuns and a chalice, actually

[@walterwilliams4803]

2 alter boys one chalice

[@MissLilyputt]

2 cardinals, 1 rod (papal ferula).

[@amandamashinini5387]

So are we just going to ignore the fact that this guy actually looks like Pope Pius? 13:23

[@Kaydeleon]

Mindblown!!! Omg lol

[@luisforeal8676]

Things I believe are hidden in The Vatican. 1. Holy Grail 2. The Ark of the Covenant 3. history of mankind 4. Aliens and alien Tech 5. The 10 commandments 6. Imprisoned fallen Angel's 7. An underground society 8. Secret Bible scriptures 9. Cure for Aids and Cancer 10. Secrets that may unlock humanity's full potential.

[@pukelius4128]

I doubt your beliefs sir. 1. Not real 2. Not real 3. Not possible to fully get hold of 4. Area 51 5. You missed it 6. Criss Angel is free man 7. Illuminati already surfaced 8. Testaments dont have DLC 9. Big Pharma has it 10. Youre nuts.

[@brianscott9153]

Bro you got most right there's mystical weapons too

[@rossslater151]

Damn luis save some conspiracy for the rest of us 😂

[@huladancer9682]

Victoria's True Secret lies within...

[@denny4real269]

The vatican knows what willis is talking about

[@priscillaperez-nunez9669]

LMAO! LOVE IT!

[@davidinvenio3094]

Another great video Simon! Thank you! Looking forward to trying out the podcasts. As for not being new, it doesn't take new material to be interesting, only new perspective.

[@williamjohnsonwilliamjohns1721]

When you consider the untold scores of children raped and secrets hidden away, it amazes me that the people of the world haven't risen up and burned that abomination to the ground, with all of it's inhabitants inside.

[@michaelbatts5655]

Love this channel! Love your brilliant presentations, Simon. Don't ever end this. Keep it coming.

[@FortisKnight]

The Crucifixion lies at the heart of far more than the Holy Church of Rome. It is the very heart of Christianity.

[@s.waldron8532]

Odd that the codex regulus (the oldest publicly displayed version of the Bible) has absolutely no mention of the resurrection myth, which really lies at the heart of the ideology...

[@lloydmckay3241]

Ya it seems to take precedence over his teachings. Unfortunately.

[@s.waldron8532]

@@lloydmckay3241 Yes,and if that was a lie, just like Muhammad flying to heaven on a horse, it makes those teachings equally made up. Also, that's a very small part of the Bible to focus on, and it's completely counter to what's in the old testament (the Jewish Torah) but since we know the "church" (then a temple cult) wrote the second half hundreds of years after the first half was ripped off from the Jews, we know why there's such a difference between the two, and why cherry picking "Christian" people focus on that small chunk of the Bible.

[@_Bookmark_]

"The Vatican has the worlds largest porn collection." Pornhub: "Hold my beer."

[@anxietypancake7384]

the vatican has always freaked me out. it’s so culty

[@weemac4645]

A city full of weird bastards with ludicrous beliefs.

[@dbrutiger8232]

The original cult

[@thunderhammerx2966]

I seem to remember someone named Cain getting in an awful lot of trouble for sacrificing vegetables.

[@fmrc93]

It wasn't for offering vegetables, it's that he didn't offer the best. He basically offered up those he didn't even want.

[@danielteska7352]

I hate you so much but thank you so much. This is so funny I'm crying I kid you not.

[@Musicman-q2x]

FMRC93 oh I get it so it wasn't even really a sacrifice then. And I guess that's true, then, you can sacrifice stuff without killing animals.

[@marymcewen6888]

FMRC93 I thought that it wasnt that he offered veggies, it was that he was jealous of what his brother offered, which was preferred. IE meat over veggies. He was punished for killing him, not offering veggies.

[@thunderhammerx2966]

There are many variations to the story of Cain and Abel, at least as many as there are versions of The Bible.

[@rickynotricardo6328]

I’m pretty sure at least one of these have to be true..

[@ignoreme8841]

RickynotRicardo probably the porn collection

[@musicalneptunian]

I've got the holy random number machine out... TEN!!!!!!! The world's largest porn collection !!!!!! Yipeeeeee! Wait. Gotta get in there. Damn.

[@sparkplug1018]

If its anything its their involvement with the Nazi's. Id wager that all of the SS that went missing after the war (not listed as KIA or captured) the Vatican most likely knows the whereabouts of. Plus the child sex thing.

[@The_Other_Ghost]

Child*...

[@yourdissapointeddaddy2057]

The child sex trafficking ring goes even further than that from U.S. politicians to even British parliament and the British royal family. It’s not just the Vatican which main stream media tries to make you believe considerably American media.

[@pranjalsinghrawat4219]

Game of thrones season 8 uncut video is in there.

[@jonp3890]

Pranjal rawat They should’ve destroyed it.

[@anotherinternetperson8495]

Saw this and wanted to take the piss Someone beat me to it

[@Im-Kaspa]

My day is not complete with at least 1 simon whistler video. You rock dude love all your channels

[@mysticdragonwolf89]

With the internet....everyone has the largest porn collection

[@iswearinveggie5394]

Can you imagine how much further our technology would be if that information hadn’t been suppressed

[@bethschrepfer8873]

Oh absolutely no doubt about that

[@MegasAlexandros28]

THEY know ... Who took the cookie from the cookie jar.

[@shiningbird3664]

I like how they keep the Aztec's creation story then "updated" it because they're obviously the rightful owners who are the only ones that should do that..

[@ForbiddenCatBelly]

Why is V-Sauce speaking British?

[@kshitijbenedict8431]

*We* are V-sauce. HE is Michael.

[@kshitijbenedict8431]

@why yuvraj r/WOOOSH in action

[@dwaynewatts8272]

British isnt a language i think you mean english.

[@jackdaniels2586]

David Romero its amazing how many people like this comment. "speaking british" lol. top comments...lmao

[@randomfella8084]

You can say "speaking British".. it's like saying speak country or cockney. No problems here.

[@rickynotricardo6328]

Idk why South Park is coming to mind.

[@briancorvello3620]

Because Cartman is an idiot who'd believe this stuff?

[@MsHabtami]

Because the first pope was a bunny.

[@BVargas78]

Queen Spider :)

[@DavidRogers97]

My all time favorite animated show

[@DavidRogers97]

RickynotRicardo Plz oh yeah great one Southpark.. Enlighten us with your hilarity.

[@frederickjames150]

So that's where Jimmy Hoffa is kept

[@laurenlanterns4376]

Frederick James someone get Ryan Bergara on the phone

[@AMagrow]

The library holds all the records,and photos of every RAVE and Flash Mob they've ever held. 😂

[@drewgraham1482]

Sounds more like they just store a lifetime supply of LSD there..

[@zayhertz-deeprest878]

Not really, but it does sound like a great place to ingest a lifetime supply of LSD

[@drewgraham1482]

@@zayhertz-deeprest878 You aren't wrong lol

[@lyleslaton3086]

Many things that will never come to public view. History is written by the victors and who ever holds the key to the library.

[@ihavesoul4real]

The Vatican knows the one thing Meatloaf wouldn't do for love.

[@brandonwhitman280]

Don't you just love how all kinds of people get to decide our fate?

[@BiscuitsMcGravy]

They have Adam's and Eve's DNA tests. It turns out that Adam was 5% Neanderthal.

[@robertbrown3069]

Robert Lindeman Technically it would be Eve who would be Neanderthal.

[@BiscuitsMcGravy]

@@robertbrown3069 I surrender... Not sure what technicality you are referring to.

[@OpEditorial]

The prime minister of hell, anyone else picture a middle-aged demon in a 3 piece suit sitting behind a desk signing bills into law and appearing on C-SPAN to talk about regulations and the environment? Lol

[@MrDoggysmut]

Al Pacino look alike

[@Texano5-0]

Obama?

[@annoythedonkey]

More like a old dude who drinks 12-16 diet cokes a day has orange hair and orange skin from cheap spray on tan

[@Musicman-q2x]

A quote popped into my head that said "Hello, I'm the prime minister of Hell. I handle all the paperwork."

[@catslade8958]

Remedy I picture Crowley from Super Natural

[@lloydmunga4961]

I do know that Vatican has about 25 percent of the dead sea scrolls that were given to Ecole Bibilioteque of France in 1948 .... these are the only scrolls that were translated but not released ... all the other scholars had their scrolls translated and published within 3 years .... and apparently those not released were some of Solomons scrolls .... the only reason one can surmise for secrecy is that the knowledge would rock Christianity to its knees , or reveals the secrets of Solomons minds or control of spirits ... These scrolls have not been published TO THIS DAY

[@yukonfarnsworth1688]

Or would create more tension in the middle east.